The Nerve #26 - im moving to Somalia
Added 2024-04-11 17:39:02 +0000 UTC
I spend the first 28 minuets of this episode screaming about the British government and my plan to take the RPM enterprise international.
The episodes with you getting screwed up are so fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Strong Independent Brazilian
2024-11-21 17:43:56 +0000 UTC
They swallow 70k from 100k?!?
Here in Brazil they fuck you with ONLY a 27,5% Bite in the cock, BUT THEN, they shove more taxes up your arse when you attempt to buy something.
Exhibit A:
In a Xbox Series X, wich costs around R$ 4.599, approximately 2699 goes directly to the demons...
Strong Independent Brazilian
2024-11-20 17:48:04 +0000 UTC
I love it when you talk about diff topics
Georgina
2024-10-28 01:10:49 +0000 UTC
Of all those (at the moment) unreachable tax havens...the only real solution in Europe is Bulgaria. They "only" take 10%....still beter than 42% here in Germany
Tony Stark
2024-07-07 07:19:48 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday Cont!
TicoSprinter
2024-06-13 10:45:21 +0000 UTC
I was thinking the same exact thing. That would be comedy gold.
Pablo Rabbit Hole
2024-06-01 12:39:05 +0000 UTC
😂 men can’t buy cushions
liz
2024-05-28 19:12:50 +0000 UTC
Joined patreon today. Im now binge watching/listening to the nerve. I dont know whether wearing headphones whilst listening to it was a good idea because the wifes told me she can hear me giggling like a simpleton from the garden
Eddie Catflap Racing
2024-05-27 14:26:39 +0000 UTC
I think rocket and Bill Burr should do a podcast. How do we make this happen!?
Bruce Lawrence
2024-05-26 01:46:26 +0000 UTC
666 likes. Perfect number for our leader
Jack Gunn
2024-05-23 14:39:16 +0000 UTC
You need a limited company lad
Adrian Pickering
2024-05-16 13:48:50 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday
Gabber420
2024-05-07 20:13:25 +0000 UTC
Merry birthday
FarmYard Gaming
2024-05-07 19:15:44 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday
J.v. Tagle
2024-05-03 11:39:27 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday
Matt
2024-05-03 09:43:50 +0000 UTC
Move to Ireland or new zeland or malta they should give you better taxes for businesses
Matt
2024-05-03 09:43:30 +0000 UTC
We have the same birthday Aries!!! Happy birthday rocket.
Dena Rafati
2024-05-02 23:30:08 +0000 UTC
Is it whining to point out how he's making 25K+ a month while having no consitent output and spending more time complaining about taxes. Not to mention whole episode about dominating the F1 Podcast space and still fails to have output.
Amos
2024-04-29 20:38:34 +0000 UTC
Depends on location, but on the higher side
Lukas
2024-04-28 20:51:44 +0000 UTC
Whats average rent like?
Boris Winter
2024-04-28 20:03:14 +0000 UTC
Finally listened to this and as the Epstein part was being shouted I drove past a group of school kids with my window is for open 🙃
Luke Wemo
2024-04-22 14:13:39 +0000 UTC
HBD Mate !!!!
Sailor Pheonix
2024-04-22 06:22:44 +0000 UTC
HBD
Max Hufft
2024-04-20 06:44:24 +0000 UTC
France is a tax shitbox too, but with more arabs
Acosta79 🇧🇷
2024-04-19 22:44:58 +0000 UTC
Let's make a community Rocket League session. Get it done RPM
Acosta79 🇧🇷
2024-04-19 22:43:01 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday little rocket
Louise Gordon
2024-04-19 21:21:30 +0000 UTC
oi spastic put your cock down and deliver the contetnt
GoAteefEEz 4hEd
2024-04-19 14:16:50 +0000 UTC
Well, I guess Paul Diresta lives in the chines grass now? RPM lived up to his promise and tried to set it on fire.
Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖
2024-04-19 14:02:17 +0000 UTC
#JonesPlantation
Brad Allen
2024-04-18 23:50:55 +0000 UTC
WHERE IS NERVE
Cooper
2024-04-18 19:52:45 +0000 UTC
For real though: I live in an ex-industrial flat in Switzerland. Swiss people are notorious for complaining about noise. I used to play Rocket League at 3am and scream at my screen on the top of my lungs. Next day, I apologized to my neighbor. He said he didn't hear anything: Long story short: Look for concrete walled flats, newly built with good sound proofing. Amazing. OR: Move to Switzerland, I can hook you up. Schumacher lived here, low taxes, no bribing, no investment needed. :P (I have company here and the taxes are reasonable)
Lukas
2024-04-18 19:10:02 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday little rocket <3
Lukas
2024-04-18 18:21:53 +0000 UTC
Become a starsmucks.
Jay O'hansen
2024-04-18 16:04:25 +0000 UTC
It has been more than 72 hours I AM GOING TO SELF IMMOLATE OUTSIDE OF THE BUNGALOW
Also, taxation is theft
RiotAct
2024-04-18 12:26:38 +0000 UTC
Remember when this was an F1 podcast? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Mike Hunt
2024-04-18 11:39:01 +0000 UTC
Don’t worry, Rocket, nobody’s gonna be complaining about you screaming about Formula One as your neighbor because you never talk about Formula One anymore…..
Mike Hunt
2024-04-18 11:37:33 +0000 UTC
Drop a new nerve tomorrow or ur gay
Paul Di Resta
2024-04-18 03:06:10 +0000 UTC
I think you should go through Sheffield town centre with a tank and Michael Masi in your ears listening to Paul "the grand prix killer domestic demon" di resta to get maximum effectiveness while having a full pumpernickel
Commonly HMRC
2024-04-17 22:51:48 +0000 UTC
Way back when Princess Diana divorced Charles creating a huge stir, the comedian/actress Tracy Ulman was asked what she thought of the royal intrigue. She replied, "When it comes to the royals, I think the French had the right idea."
Massive Innuendo
2024-04-17 01:42:18 +0000 UTC
Just run through tinsley mate you will get plenty
Callum Grigg
2024-04-16 19:42:33 +0000 UTC
Ya know…..I’m not a fan of the French but fuck me they knew how to revolt!!!! Get the fucking French neck trimmer out and start dropping some fucking heads!!!! Taxation is theft!!!!
adam
2024-04-16 19:18:11 +0000 UTC
Hopefully you have laws in the UK for writing shit off when self employed like here in the Colonies. I'm a tax accountant and really good at it so if you ever move to the US gimme a call I'll get that liability down a chunk
No Limit Honky 🖕🏻
2024-04-16 12:29:15 +0000 UTC
Well piss off to Matt and Tommy then dipshit
Osama Bin Ankle Socks
2024-04-16 07:00:38 +0000 UTC
So what you're saying is if every patreon sub sends $10 we can buy the golden visa AND a Monaco compound? Fuck you, I'm in.
iambreed
2024-04-16 00:26:05 +0000 UTC
K go whine about it to Matt and Tommy, pissboy
iambreed
2024-04-16 00:24:34 +0000 UTC
You know if you actually put out content like you did when YT ad-rev was your only monetization you could double the sub cost from 2.50 to 5. Then you wouldn't have to screech about taxes and we wouldn't moan about where's our content. I joined for F1 related shit posting funnies. Not Rocket's weekly bitch about the world podcast.
Amos
2024-04-15 12:57:03 +0000 UTC
Sounds pretty Californian to me
CowsWithGuns
2024-04-15 12:21:12 +0000 UTC
I love you but you need to learn how to pronounce Valtteri Bottas
Krau
2024-04-15 11:36:12 +0000 UTC
Also about tax.
I pay my friend 75 bucks and I have basically two W2 and some others for stocks I have a hobby farm I write off farm-related tools and seeds and what have you.
So if I had to pay 2k and eat shite food!! Yeah I would be mad.
Drew Taylor
2024-04-15 11:03:05 +0000 UTC
Happy belated birthday you rat bastard. Tell me not to do something
Drew Taylor
2024-04-15 10:51:10 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday comrade from a fellow Commonwealth pig
Zach
2024-04-15 03:46:23 +0000 UTC
Maybe some guitar solo before the GP? forsenPls
Zulugwa
2024-04-15 02:27:43 +0000 UTC
Yeea. Forsen just made a company, so he dodges all the taxes. EZ Clap
Zulugwa
2024-04-15 02:27:06 +0000 UTC
So, its your birthday?
Fuck you.
Nick T.
2024-04-15 02:14:22 +0000 UTC
Did Lance just pull a GP2 engine?
Connar Comstock
2024-04-15 02:11:59 +0000 UTC
The Kardashians literally started their own church and are now tax free.
Nick T.
2024-04-15 02:10:49 +0000 UTC
But then you have to live in Florida. That’s the worst.
Nick T.
2024-04-15 02:02:40 +0000 UTC
How about Texas. KKonaW
Zulugwa
2024-04-15 02:00:38 +0000 UTC
São Tomé and Príncipe is the correct answer. Already used by other Internet renegades like the Kiwi Farms and some Fediverse instances. Looks nice too.
Dum Fuk
2024-04-14 18:53:11 +0000 UTC
Florida, no state income tax is mint
CowsWithGuns
2024-04-14 17:22:23 +0000 UTC
Just throw their tea in a river
Max Verstrappon
2024-04-14 04:23:14 +0000 UTC
I started Invisalign and now I sound like Max Verstappen 😵💫
R R
2024-04-14 01:45:14 +0000 UTC
Always was.
Zulugwa
2024-04-14 00:53:18 +0000 UTC
We are already a cult.
Also Religion = based on sometihing with a god.
Cult = just something made by people. .. like meth.
Zulugwa
2024-04-14 00:50:07 +0000 UTC
Tifosi vs Team LH. This gonna be good.
Dum Fuk
2024-04-13 20:16:49 +0000 UTC
There is no sunlight and it’s depressing af.
PRC
2024-04-13 16:28:53 +0000 UTC
Your accountant sounds like a Ferrari team strategist. You can stay in your Royston Vaseyesque commune and still enjoy all the benefits of 0% tax through the magical concept of “corporate separate legal personality”. Ditch being taxed as a sole trader, that’s for people who pay tax (i.e. not the rich) and incorporate a company offshore. LH owned his private jet through an Isle of Man company, daddy Stroll had/has a British Virgin Islands company called Superwit. All legit. Tax avoidance, not tax evasion. Sure, lefty newspapers like the Guardian may call it immoral but that’s only when they’re not doing it. When they structured their sale of Auto Trader through a Cayman company in 2014 they announced they ‘secured the newspaper for generations to come’ after a tax-free bonanza of £619m……and yet those pseudo-commies have the cheek to ask me for a donation every time I read an article.
Calvatron
2024-04-13 13:49:06 +0000 UTC
As a Ferrari fan I fucking hate that Hamilton is coming to Ferrari to replace Sainz. C^2 is a perfect duo, both great drivers with many years ahead of them, both capable of winning GPs. Now for half of it I get those fucking animals that call themselves fans of that pretentious cunt.
Furashu
2024-04-13 10:06:44 +0000 UTC
"next year" - every Ferrari fan
Ben Robertson
2024-04-13 10:00:34 +0000 UTC
he just needs a bulldozer
Furashu
2024-04-13 09:49:18 +0000 UTC
Property value is your only problem in the Middle East? Your calls for terrorism will be taken literally and you will end up deported or on death row or worse in prison with actual terrorists and your worst nightmare of getting your “behind done in” will come true.
PRC
2024-04-13 03:56:31 +0000 UTC
You could move to Andorra, pay an effective Tax rate of less than 10%
https://jaserodley.com/tax-in-andorra/
InfiniteIdeas
2024-04-13 03:11:44 +0000 UTC
Oi, here's someone thankful for your taxes you rocket powered wanker
https://twitter.com/RadioGenoa/status/1778859057090015679?t=7MC3c2BCSSndGELsqHdyxw&s=19
Muhammed Bin Mohawk
2024-04-13 02:42:07 +0000 UTC
A tale as old as 1775
JG0193
2024-04-13 01:34:17 +0000 UTC
I wanna I wanna I wanna Iwanna be hammased
podge
2024-04-13 00:59:36 +0000 UTC
I love it when young men find out why old men are so angry at their government.
FOErari pit sTRAGEDY
2024-04-12 23:45:00 +0000 UTC
Sucks to be old Daddy Mohawk.
Em
2024-04-12 21:44:51 +0000 UTC
FYI - Isn't the island of Jersey part of the U.K. and also a tax shelter?
HaasSymp
2024-04-12 19:08:05 +0000 UTC
Religion = cult + time
HaasSymp
2024-04-12 19:00:20 +0000 UTC
The reason the Hitler thing came about is because one episode you put yourself in a Nazi uniform and you praise the great one since you know if it ain’t white it ain’t right lives under our “no we aren’t raciest” skin lol
TMR
2024-04-12 17:49:14 +0000 UTC
YES STONE ROSES!!!!
IamStupid
2024-04-12 16:40:05 +0000 UTC
Keep him away from my precious boy Leclerc…. Go find Max’s house, it’s a villains lair.
Keith🦜
2024-04-12 15:44:00 +0000 UTC
Oh so i heard it was your birthday.
Fuck you!
ChemoCharlie
2024-04-12 15:22:31 +0000 UTC
True, I don't drink but I usually bring some for the neighbors when I travel and they love me more than their own son.
Flatland Splitfest
2024-04-12 15:17:00 +0000 UTC
yeah but you need a mortgage if you want to purchase a bottle of whiskey.
Regime Intensifies
2024-04-12 15:05:16 +0000 UTC
The laugh at the end 🤣
Fernando DaVinci
2024-04-12 14:11:06 +0000 UTC
We need Tommo on a special edition of the nerve
Aladeen Madafaka
2024-04-12 10:42:26 +0000 UTC
Why not move to Norway? You still pay 22% tax, but at least the country isn't broken. Houses are very affordable outside the cities, and so is healthcare. I've lived in a few countries, but Norway is pretty and everthing is taken care of. They welcome new residents in many rural areas. They do have some weirdo's there, you'll fit right in. I have a house there, I don't even have to pay property tax. Here's Norways wealth fund, you can see why they don't need your money. https://www.nbim.no/en/
Flatland Splitfest
2024-04-12 10:26:47 +0000 UTC
If u did cameos you’d make an easy 2mil
JG
2024-04-12 10:21:06 +0000 UTC
Patreon Elite tier gets a Live Stream of his recording. It can be annoying waiting for him to find meme clips live, but once you get the invite you realise how poor you were as a low level standard patreon simp.
Paddy
2024-04-12 10:15:41 +0000 UTC
A religion is just a legal cult
Stark Botha
2024-04-12 10:02:40 +0000 UTC
it's more like a cult at the moment
aaaa
2024-04-12 09:33:51 +0000 UTC
Bruh move to Monaco. You earn over $100000 a year your set. Tax free
the monkey in lance strolls brain
2024-04-12 08:45:55 +0000 UTC
Rocket, your scam issues can be solved quite easily. Buy a farm in Western Panama. I'm talkin Volcan Baru, about the area around Boquete. It's in the mountains where it is nice and cool, full of retired westerners so you don't need to bother with Spanish, nobody bothers you and if anyone does track you down the Costa Rican border is just down the road. Get yourself a world class coffee plantation with a full staff of native slaves, I mean employees. What? Are you going to dismiss the very same BUSINESS STRATEGY that was, and still is in use by some of the most upstanding members of the global community? Are Pablo Escobar, Tsar Putin and Myself not good enough templates for financial freedom?
Pang
2024-04-12 07:54:37 +0000 UTC
Start a religion
Stark Botha
2024-04-12 07:22:46 +0000 UTC
The pretax you are crying about will help you in the long run. Try to settle the prepayment on a monthly or quarterly basis. At the end you will pay only for the tax difference and if RPM goes down you can request a lower prepayment. So please stopp crying about what we all have to deal with. I am surprised a Greek has to tell you how the tax system works
Alexandros Giannikos
2024-04-12 06:11:42 +0000 UTC
Trump’s China nervous breakdown will always make me laugh
Glitch7779
2024-04-12 05:39:00 +0000 UTC
Go have a suck
StopSainz
2024-04-12 04:20:22 +0000 UTC
Only fuckers with zero friends and infinite free time care about shit like that. I think your in the wrong community. This is for F1 not ass blasters looking to correct each other 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
StopSainz
2024-04-12 04:20:00 +0000 UTC
You are a dickhead*
StopSainz
2024-04-12 04:18:41 +0000 UTC
Eat a chode fucker
StopSainz
2024-04-12 04:17:44 +0000 UTC
*You are...is it really that difficult?
Ime
2024-04-12 04:02:13 +0000 UTC
If Lance Stroll had a podcast, I’d imagine it be as comprehensive and organized as this one
Emanuele Marabella
2024-04-12 03:56:59 +0000 UTC
Well I just got to the part where he mentioned it lmao.
StopSainz
2024-04-12 03:16:38 +0000 UTC
RPM has finally figured out why all the f1 drivers live in Monaco. Taxes are for the poor. If your rich you don't have the money for taxes. But all of us peasants are on the hook for all the rich dickheads that have their business's in monaco
StopSainz
2024-04-12 03:14:06 +0000 UTC
Every time the kung flu joke makes me giggles, also there is a video in youtube abt Bottas commented on one day he can bring back was someone bought a bat in Wu Han which is where the coronavirus originated.
Seeker
2024-04-12 02:56:48 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday fucker
StopSainz
2024-04-12 02:50:36 +0000 UTC
If people killed themselves outside the bungalow after 72 hours without new RPM material, it would look like Jonestown in Sheffield.
Hella Stackz
2024-04-12 01:59:51 +0000 UTC
team LH 100% needs some excessive unseriousness, but then they would just be bland, boring nobodies.
We Are Checking
2024-04-11 23:57:58 +0000 UTC
Splenda??? Have you no shame!!!
DeadBeatZen
2024-04-11 23:21:06 +0000 UTC
Lots of love. You too brother
Leo Alho
2024-04-11 22:37:16 +0000 UTC
What about moving to Malta? I think that’s also a tax haven
Big Daddy Stroll
2024-04-11 22:26:32 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday!
Go to the isle of man!
Alan White
2024-04-11 22:02:30 +0000 UTC
I will say that driving a bulldozer in Sheffield to rebuild it would be quite like Ferrari saying they're fighting for the world championship every year, you hold out a little bit hope only to be in pain by the end of the first race and for them to not win another championship only for pain to linger on for the remainder of the century
Commonly HMRC
2024-04-11 21:42:00 +0000 UTC
You telling you haven't already subbed to Pitstop? That shit is the bomb
Leo Alho
2024-04-11 21:37:05 +0000 UTC
Instead of paying your taxes to us and the UK government, please pay Liberty Media and FOM to get rid of the abomination that is the Miami Grand Prix and replace it with a classic old school circuit like South Africa, Hockenhein, or Sepang.
P.s. We have refunded your tax return for next year, jk I bet you wish we did, but there's a reason we're hated by all UK residents.
Sincerely,
HRMC Sheffield Office
Commonly HMRC
2024-04-11 21:34:20 +0000 UTC
CHINA
Friendly Dragon
2024-04-11 21:27:01 +0000 UTC
lol byeee
TheRussianspy
2024-04-11 21:14:56 +0000 UTC
Imagine going to Meadowhall and having a birfday. Phuckin spastic
Chris Wright
2024-04-11 21:13:37 +0000 UTC
So no video this week?
Zimshady
2024-04-11 21:11:05 +0000 UTC
Most def. Dude fucking loves me
Leo Alho
2024-04-11 20:58:04 +0000 UTC
The swedish taxsystem works very easy. Its high as phuck! and it goes to rapists and pedofiles, but its very simple to understand.
Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖
2024-04-11 20:57:35 +0000 UTC
True, We should all boycott RPM and sub pitstop!
Xiao
2024-04-11 20:57:22 +0000 UTC
I'm sure he will miss you
Oden Woolley
2024-04-11 20:53:01 +0000 UTC
true
Tony Fontaine
2024-04-11 20:40:13 +0000 UTC
Oh fuck this i'm out. No videos anymore, only these stupid fuckin podcasts. If i want to hear a mental patient shout nonsense to a microphone hours on end, i might as well start listening to Greta cock sucking Thumberg
Leo Alho
2024-04-11 20:36:16 +0000 UTC
Ur analogy of the tax system being like a sub to a country blew my small commonwealth pig brain...
I wanna stop my sub, until the government fat cats start doing their jobs better........
Toaster
2024-04-11 20:29:26 +0000 UTC
Same, but just as i'm ready to cancel, he comes out with a banger.
Tommid
2024-04-11 20:27:05 +0000 UTC
I can explain the UK tax system to you so that it makes sense. But I won't because your rants are really fun. (And because I know you actually do understand that the money goes to actually valuable services - living in the Bahamas is, well... living in the Bahamas with all the good and bad).
HaasSymp
2024-04-11 20:24:55 +0000 UTC
Ironically enough little rocketpowermossad uploaded this on MY birthday
Crewneck Lewis
2024-04-11 20:24:00 +0000 UTC
When I return to F1 I will give you so much PHUNNNN !
Jeremy Clarkson
2024-04-11 19:48:04 +0000 UTC
Happy Birthday Little Rocket 🥳
Kane
2024-04-11 19:47:44 +0000 UTC
Thanks my son
Jeremy Clarkson
2024-04-11 19:47:41 +0000 UTC
Go Sweden and make company. Thats how Forsen does the taxes. EZ Clap
Zulugwa
2024-04-11 19:45:19 +0000 UTC
dont be so unfaithful. Ferrari shows this year that perhaps Fred could fix them and next year no strategy issues
Kaeres
2024-04-11 19:43:49 +0000 UTC
Where is the Tub and Little KIMMY!!!!!!!!
francis reddyhoff
2024-04-11 19:39:09 +0000 UTC
Jersey, Switzerland, Isle of Man. I think he needs to create a definitive list with the advantages / disadvantages of each.
Duncan Ballans
2024-04-11 19:38:45 +0000 UTC
Wait, What!? So you're telling me that you're NOT a Hitler chav? (Brain explodes)
Andrew Bennett
2024-04-11 19:38:23 +0000 UTC
Move the RPM experience to Gaza
7TimeWorldChampionofmyArse
2024-04-11 19:34:13 +0000 UTC
IM FULLY CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULM
Zulugwa
2024-04-11 19:24:32 +0000 UTC
LITERALLY WAS WATCHING A VIDEO ABOUT THE KILLDOZER AND THOUGHT ABOUT A PODCAST JOKING ABOUT IT AND THATS EXACTLY THE FIRST THING YOU DO🤣
Gilbert
2024-04-11 19:22:19 +0000 UTC
First 12 minutes is some proper libertarian rage ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Which as a libertarian I of course love. Keep it up!
Kaeres
2024-04-11 19:15:46 +0000 UTC
love when you laugh yourself out of character for a split second
Meaghan
2024-04-11 19:07:49 +0000 UTC
Rocket, you seem to love singing so much. What is your favorite song at Eurovision this year?
Carly Rae Jepsen
2024-04-11 19:06:30 +0000 UTC
The Nerve should be shown in schools all around the world to educate everyone
Axsel Botha
2024-04-11 18:58:33 +0000 UTC
Killdozer reference to start the cast off is the best place to start.
Team El Haych
2024-04-11 18:53:24 +0000 UTC
Screaming about formula is exactly the same as led zeppelin recording an album
Risto Pochepov
2024-04-11 18:47:46 +0000 UTC
Mein Führer we should start our own country so we don’t pay any type of taxes and we should called it RPM REICH
Chuck Norris
2024-04-11 18:46:06 +0000 UTC
SHAGGER HE SAID IT, HE SAID IT SHAGGER
Superferrariman
2024-04-11 18:41:51 +0000 UTC
In all fairness, Sauber is just trying to break Bottas' Mercedes pit stop in Monaco 2021. Imagine if they break that, by having both drivers out next week by crossthreading the wheel nut beyond repair only to do that for the rest of the season before Zhou is ultimately replaced by Pourchaire who will single handedly carry Sauber back to the upper end of the midfield. This may or not have been influenced by hopium.
Commonly HMRC
2024-04-11 18:39:27 +0000 UTC
Flat Earthers don't need to pay tax.
Only Globe believers pay taxes.
PHLATearth
2024-04-11 18:38:07 +0000 UTC
Nobody could hear Stroll once RPM kidnaps him after recently killing Paul Di Resta, the worst grand prix driver since the birth of the pay driver. I am not all all endorsing (I am) the kidnapping of Stroll and Pawl the grand prix killer, worst commentator since the birth of Christ Di Resta. I AM CALM I AM CALM!!
Commonly HMRC
2024-04-11 18:34:53 +0000 UTC
Such a good day. I wonder if we could get some insight into RPM's inner thoughts on SigmaLonso resigning for the window licker's daddy's team who will never kick his son out no matter how shit his son is as a driver #DriveOutStroll #vitchtits
Commonly HMRC
2024-04-11 18:31:14 +0000 UTC
Great day!! SigmAlonsa resigns and a new nerve! Good Bornt Day followup
Brian G
2024-04-11 18:28:15 +0000 UTC
That tax system sounds FUCKED lmao
Firearm Enjoyer
2024-04-11 18:26:24 +0000 UTC
RPM going full blown libertarian - they don’t deserve you in the UK 💸
MaximusShaggius
2024-04-11 18:25:58 +0000 UTC
Maybe you should team up with Whistlindiesel for that Killdozer
Elias
2024-04-11 18:24:40 +0000 UTC
Mate what about moving to Switzerland, depending on the kanton (it’s like the -shires in the uk or the counties in the us) you would only pay about 25 percent income tax.
You could move to the mountains, where no one would hear you scream and you could have a pet goat.
Bence Gábor
2024-04-11 18:23:58 +0000 UTC
*HEIL
MarcoVonMonza
2024-04-11 18:22:18 +0000 UTC
If you do pt2 for a “tax shelter” episode. Consider Singapore, Andorra, Lichtenstein, and San Marino. 🔥
MarcoVonMonza
2024-04-11 18:19:37 +0000 UTC
The Rocky is back!
Aladeen Madafaka
2024-04-11 18:16:03 +0000 UTC
Hail ROCKET!
Georgi Vladimirov
2024-04-11 18:14:48 +0000 UTC
Also you're 100% right, 41% of my salary is taken off me before i even see it, then you have VAT on everything, council tax etc, realistically 50% of my income is being taken for tax, FOR WHAT? There's literally not a single piece of public infrastructure that still works. Wonna see at doctor nar that will be 3 months and a hunger games style experience. Dentist, forget about it. Oh you'd like to get the train somewhere, that will be £18,956.56 and it won't show up. GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING ISLAND!
Liam Warren
2024-04-11 18:13:36 +0000 UTC
Glory holes are the opposite of homophobic my friend!
Superferrariman
2024-04-11 18:13:03 +0000 UTC
bro managed to celebrate his birthday faster than a sauber pit stop
aidanprt
2024-04-11 18:11:47 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday big rocket
Logan Sloan
2024-04-11 18:11:41 +0000 UTC
Have to move the Shed to the Isle of Man, don't they have a different tax system. True its not the same as hanging with Samerlian war lords
Duncan Ballans
2024-04-11 18:10:58 +0000 UTC
Alonso just resigned with Aston
Zander Roth
2024-04-11 18:09:01 +0000 UTC
Thanks for the rant and the Stone Roses reference. Take a deep breath and do it all again.
MPKilroy
2024-04-11 18:08:18 +0000 UTC
Oi lad is your birthday the 6th?
Liam Warren
2024-04-11 18:06:11 +0000 UTC
Please don't go to Somalia. They'll have your fine piece of ass eating shit for free faster than a chav in a london alley can shiv you for not giving him any coke.
Horner's right nipple
2024-04-11 18:05:55 +0000 UTC
Nice catch. That was defo rolling the dice 😂
Foley's Wedding Planner
2024-04-11 18:03:51 +0000 UTC
All of a sudden I’m glad we went into revolution over 2% taxes in tea. FUUUUUUCK that.
Charlie
2024-04-11 18:03:29 +0000 UTC
So. Are we about to start cow posting now?
Charlie
2024-04-11 18:00:24 +0000 UTC
10:34
hahahaha jesus, you can feel the pain and the actual anger in the scream
11:48
I know its different after being in the holding line for hours and listening to the same song over and over again, but with a reasonable waiting time i would ABSOLUTELY FREAKING BOP to that song th entire time
BlazingGandalf
2024-04-11 17:56:35 +0000 UTC
I WANT TO SEE THE PUMA TRACKSUIT 🏴🏴
cMuzzy1
2024-04-11 17:56:33 +0000 UTC
happy birthday lil rocket
Kuchi Kopi
2024-04-11 17:56:17 +0000 UTC
Alonso the dumbass decided he wants to be making jam for another year
Guido
2024-04-11 17:54:51 +0000 UTC
“This is not a crime of hate, but of passion and resentment” oh my gawd, rpm spills words of wisdom
DK
2024-04-11 17:54:51 +0000 UTC
Taking a deep dive into UK Tax Law was not on my Nerve BINGO card for this week…
thelingletingle
2024-04-11 17:54:45 +0000 UTC
Taking you to fat court with the homies for this comment
Heywood Jeblowme
2024-04-11 17:54:22 +0000 UTC
I thought creed was amazing, but the Stone Roses too?! Must say, your taste in music is on point. 🤘🏻
Krazyaitchy
2024-04-11 17:54:02 +0000 UTC
It’s about time! Moving to Somalia that is
Island Mutt
2024-04-11 17:53:52 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday you cunt
Alejandro Peramas
2024-04-11 17:53:51 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday!
Hope Stroll gets you a cake in the basement.
Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖
2024-04-11 17:53:29 +0000 UTC
FFS post in the morning so I can laugh like a fuckin hyena in the office and I can go home on insanity
Superferrariman
2024-04-11 17:50:44 +0000 UTC
The sigma bastard has undermined this episode with his breaking newz THR NERVE
Zipa
2024-04-11 17:50:19 +0000 UTC
move to monaco like all the f1 dikheds
Amy
2024-04-11 17:50:12 +0000 UTC
You're a bit fair skinned to make it in Somalia. Happy Birthday wanker.
Fragbait
2024-04-11 17:49:31 +0000 UTC
IT was my understanding that birthdays were just an adult false pretense for having cake tbh
Foley's Wedding Planner
2024-04-11 17:49:30 +0000 UTC
Thanks Mao x
Bacon 🥓
2024-04-11 17:48:51 +0000 UTC
Happy birthday my poopsiekins <3
DAYUMica Patrick
2024-04-11 17:48:38 +0000 UTC
About time ya spastic but happy birthday!
Porsche slut 🐳
2024-04-11 17:48:25 +0000 UTC
Honey wake up, your new episode just got released!!
DAYUMica Patrick
2024-04-11 17:48:17 +0000 UTC
My birthday is the day before taxes are due in America so every time I go out with friends and family for it they’re always incredibly stressed
Epistrophe.39
2024-04-11 17:47:57 +0000 UTC
I'm guessing the first 20 minutes of this podcast were caused by an incredibly profound birthday hangover and a lack of Adderall as well as a hatred of tax day.
HaasSymp
2024-04-11 17:47:33 +0000 UTC
Happy birfday
Daniel Pavel
2024-04-11 17:47:32 +0000 UTC
I’ll try not to spit my coffee out laughing this time 😂
Brenton Sword
2024-04-11 17:47:29 +0000 UTC
Hey ya! I have a big F1 fan base in DFW.
Mike C.
2024-04-11 17:47:02 +0000 UTC
I’m alone in my shop shooting my nail gun and the podcast about shooting real guns was just ending when you posted. It’s all coming together…
Abu Dhabi Truther
2024-04-11 17:45:55 +0000 UTC
This is my post workout MEAL YESSSSS BAAABBBYYY
Bence Gábor
2024-04-11 17:44:44 +0000 UTC
nice to see a fellow texan here👋🤠
rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬
2024-04-11 17:44:39 +0000 UTC
Du du du du, max vestappan
Let me explain
2024-04-11 17:44:28 +0000 UTC
RPM is the only person that makes me question if its worth spending $3.50 a month
Fish
2024-04-11 17:44:27 +0000 UTC
This was some of your best work. Keep up the PEAK F1 DISCOURSE!!!! Nonce.
Pang
2024-04-11 17:44:25 +0000 UTC
Where is the new nerve?
🅱️uan 🅱️ablo 🅱️ontoya 🐕
2024-04-11 17:44:14 +0000 UTC
OJ died and RPM drops a new episode, todays been a roller coaster.
Nicca
2024-04-11 17:44:14 +0000 UTC
Thank the lawd, now we can stop cannibalising each other for little while 🤣
Hassterbate n Chill
2024-04-11 17:44:08 +0000 UTC
Hey it was your birthday?!? Happy go fuck yourself!
Stranger danger
2024-04-11 17:43:45 +0000 UTC
Where is the nerve?!
kemz
2024-04-11 17:43:39 +0000 UTC
HEIL
ChiNA
2024-04-11 17:43:37 +0000 UTC
Hey there! Big howdy from Dallas, Texas!
Mike C.
2024-04-11 17:43:33 +0000 UTC
The führer has posted for once
A
2024-04-11 17:43:21 +0000 UTC
Downloaded ready for a LIT drive to work in the morning
NatOB
2024-04-11 17:43:19 +0000 UTC
Fucking finally
Charles’ Despair
2024-04-11 17:43:14 +0000 UTC
Learn the ways of Ossama Bin Russell?
renhanhau
2024-04-11 17:43:12 +0000 UTC
classic speed run
Snail Chaser
2024-04-11 17:43:12 +0000 UTC
about time
daph
2024-04-11 17:43:00 +0000 UTC
How? It’s 45 mins long and was released 10s ago x
NatOB
2024-04-11 17:42:50 +0000 UTC
The fuckin nerve!
Russ
2024-04-11 17:42:48 +0000 UTC
Bout to nut
Zander Roth
2024-04-11 17:42:44 +0000 UTC
Yeah Boiiiiiii
Illegitimate Bastard son of Eddie Jordan
2024-04-11 17:42:44 +0000 UTC
Thank you mein Führer for this blessing. (I will not set myself on fire infront of the bungalow)
Ferrari Master🅱️lan
2024-04-11 17:42:37 +0000 UTC
Hitler’s back
Shaggy
2024-04-11 17:42:27 +0000 UTC
I cried listening from start to finish
Let me explain
2024-04-11 17:42:04 +0000 UTC
FINALLY
cMuzzy1
2024-04-11 17:42:00 +0000 UTC
A blessing from the cunt <3
seracdrahn
2024-04-11 17:40:57 +0000 UTC
Id feel safer in Somalia than in Osama Bin Russels passenger seat
Ryan Newton
2024-04-11 17:40:55 +0000 UTC