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18 Year Old COOKS Lewis Hamilton

My PHULL ANALysis of the main stories over the past 2 races

I pulled a big brain moov and stitched in the test video I got from last week as the intro

Before people comment 'isNt tHaT thE tEsT Vide_YES THATS WHY IM A GENUIS

Anyway

Its good to be back in the tub with lil kimy

18 Year Old COOKS Lewis Hamilton

Comments

When will you post again ya spastic fuhrer

Aladeen Madafaka

Hen is the next. Video ?

Paul Di Resta

Inclusivity.

Tommid

Dead serious anwshwear: His sugar big cock daddy owns the team.

Zulugwa

Lance stroll drives like a 40 year old mum picking her child up from school in a Nissan

frigglefram

Mein Führer, are you aware that there was a race this sunday? It's bloody Thursday man. DISGUSTANG!!

Joe W.

Its hard to find time when the rocket is kept locked up in the Stroll basement.

TomasK

Fetch us the newest Nerve pls

Osama Bin Russel

'member that time we had a weekly podcast? Pepperidge Farm 'members.

Evinak

Where is the nerve??

Ruben

Cinematic masterpiece.

Sushi Tunoda

This is a dead serious question; how the actual fuck is Stroll still allowed behind the wheel of ANY vehicle, let alone an F1 car?!

Evan Boubouka

Riccardo is doing such a great job trying to end his career he’s making Stroll look like he’s isn’t completely a window licker, for a minute

Kevin Bowers

Absolutely legendary man. Michael Masi and the frog perfectly peaking through the gap in your vid and the edge of the tub is genius

JB

beautiful video, now make more or ill bomb the sheffield town hall

PC Brummie

It was a shooting weekend … a straightforward shooting weekend.

Max Mosley

i had an outrogasm

Cooper

It’s called racing you twats !!!!!

trippie gone

Master Piss

Italian Ferrari's simp

Totally agree that the Pervert gave Alsonso a penalty ‘cause grudge.

Justa Fleshwound

tHis is the Sin-a-magical twour-duh-phorse that i eXPecT from RPM!

Justa Fleshwound

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the ultra chad, Fernando Alonso?

Jeremy Howard

Class video!

Why aren't you a cam girl

thanks for bringing back the outro!

MrDatel

sure team outro is happy but you have to warm us up. bring back the intro or bang the dentist already

Michael Massi

the art attack segment was worth every minute the 7 hour time investment. comedy gold!!

planetos

Genuinely couldn't wait to hear your opinion on alonso situation. Biggest load of bullshit.

Liam Warren

Thank you, thank you, thank you.X

CATSMITHY

I said it when MB fired Bottas, and I’ll say it again for Ferrari - THEY FIRED THE WRONG DRIVER. Ferrari paid U$450M for nothing more than a “brand ambassador” … good luck with that. Now watch Ferrari totally phuck it up and put Oliver in a Haas. And Fernando is a master race craft artist. Osama admitted he was looking at his steering wheel! And Johnny Sherbet is a phucking pu$$y …

Papa Bogey

Pure gold this. This is absolutely beautiful Mr. RPM - all of it. Thank you!

Mr. Hn

That was the hardest H I’ve ever heard

Glitch7779

THE OUTRO IS BACK

Tom Rowson

The proper outro is back!

Pierzakandcompamy

I renamed my cervix "Lance Stroll" so when my uterus is shedding and giving me contractions I can yell at it with "Lance you useless cunt, stop being a prick!" and honestly it just makes me feel better.

gas panic sherry

It’s not a forbidden honey pot if you have access on demand 🤤🤤

Fernando DaViNcHi

LET FERNANDO PAINT!🎨

Fernando DaViNcHi

Lance stroll making slow look effortless again in Japan qualifying

Brendan M

exquisite

ElectricPoweredUndercut

You cooked 😤

Travis Gashongore

And here we have another piece of excellence!!

Old Fart Knocker

Every season with Alonso da Vinci is a gift, the man may not have won recently but he is still one of the best to watch.

Jason Murillo

Glorious! Just glorious!

Yukl27

Brilliant mate!

Arjun Gururaj

INVESTIGAYTIVE ZHOURNALISM

Zulugwa

IS

Zulugwa

THIS

Zulugwa

O shit I didn't know about this Fernando big dick moove. This man just keeps on giving

Piotr Szostak

what a performance art

Toto Wolff’s Pumpernickel

Some of your finest work, Rocket Powered Da Vinci

Jack

Neil Buchanan from Art Attack is a NASHONAL TREASHURRR!

Bryony

The classic tub setup with kimi in the back is so ridiculous it questions the fabric of reality of the viewers, making every video piece high art. 🔥

PRC

MASTER PIECE!!!

Bwoah

Fantastic. How the &)&&6! Do you find all this Herbert stuff and connect it. Admit it you are Mi6

jason byron

Classic RPM - dunking on Pewis and the Window Licker, explaining through conspiracy theory and bathtub with lil kimi

Sam Hunt

That's genius. 🤣

ApexAvoider

Masterpiece

Dylan Collins

fine ARTTTT form Mr. RocketPaintingHammas

Vitor Ferrari

What a beauty, classic RPM episode with the deaf election outro. lil kimy approves

Chips Dubbo

Now if only this was a weekly episode!

Glitch7779

Also @pang made it in the video! @justiceforPang

Adolph Charlie H.

THIS. This is what I fell in love with. The guitar outro, who the FUCK is this Herbert twat (I’m going to find his social media), the editing…this is classic. This is excellent. Thank you.

Adolph Charlie H.

That was simply a MASTERPIECE 👌

Scotch terrorist

Simpson Monkey brain excellent find. Very accurate, its how i think 98% of the time.

The Wolf

Another RPM master piece!

Pim van der Klij

Things to cover. One the thoughts In the window lickers mind was dipping his downy wick In his sisters “forbidden” honey pot, two if this mon starts the silverstone rage against the grand prix video now he may have it out when it’s still relevant.

Dean Farrimond

This was a good one ✅

Dan Hack

The bath keeps the nads cool to enhance the R A G E 🤬

Funker Funkenstein

I came like the nonce from Art attack told me to

Neyluge

Best episode in a long time. Thanks god you r back into bath

Max Margorskyi

✨C O N S P I R A C Y ✨

Bitter_Solution

The one voice of truth in this world.

Andreas Christensen

Absolute good

Kevin Watkins

At least the title isn't "Lewis Hamilton cooks 18 month old"

Muff Spelunker

Fucking mint!

Clinton Bishop

Shut up.

Filipe Piteira

RPMs race Kraft is amazing

Rb20 rear brake

Worth the wait. Amazing Job

Questionnaire

I missed the Intro (now outro) music

Marc Schätz

That art attack bit was fking top quality

yong xuan teoh

Great job as always RPM! I can't wait for the end of 2025 season, when the Ferrari management and TeamLH will come together and set themselves on fire. Beautiful!

HerniaConnoisseur

RPM is the artist Good to have the savage music at the end again

Alexis Baird

impeccable pacing as always dude

Rheinholtz

Absolutely bob on

Alan White

love the old music at the end

JAKDOG

Absolute fucking gold as always. Your hard work geniunely brightens my day.

Airflow To The Turbo

Bring back the green screen!

Logezzzzzbro

This one is truly awesome! Great job, RPM! You are definitely improving your own craft!

Konstantin Bolshakov

Fantastic work mate as always. God speed on your bulking campaign

Eyeswift

We need to free poor rocket from the dungeons of the Stroll basement, so that he has time to make MOOOR videos.

TomasK

I was edging the entire time, great video Rocket Daddy

DVR1US

WHY DAFUQ DID YOU WAIT TILL I WAS ABOUT TO START OF MY FUCKING CROSSFIT CLASS TILL YOU DROP THIS FUCKIN BOMB??? I ONLY WATCHED THE FIRST 5 FUCKIN MINUTES! Now watching all of it! LOCK RPM IN JAIL (GIVE HIM A KNIGHTHOOD)

Superferrariman

I love the old outlook, especially this one!!

Commonly HMRC

Return of the old intro/outro theme tune 💪

Awesome Sawse

Two weeks of bullshit lame ass theories on what SigmAlonso got the 20 second drive by but leave it to RPM's InvestiGAYrive journalism to uncover the truth!! Fuck yeah, I don't believe shit until RPM speaks on it!!

Brian G

my childhood is destroyed

Meaghan

He's back in the tub!! Oh I am so hard for lil' rocket right now. Great video on the 🐻 and pewis pamilton

Commonly HMRC

From one gram to 3 grams?

Commonly HMRC

This was worth the wait. I shall inform Mike Crackhead to increase your rations for the foreseeable future

Lawrence Sheldon Strulović

another day, another masterpiece. really great one

Oscar

daddy has blessed us

Onyo

It's back! It's alive! The old outro is here!

Prathamesh Parab

Great anal isis

swaggerdoggo

Top quality

Colin Hermink

Bath tub-cast is better than looking like a nonce sat behind a desk. You just look Like Jeffrey Dahmers last victim now. So much betterer.

T C

It is increadible the amount of shame one feels when laughing their ass off after that baby falling. Your darkness is lovable Daddy!

Amir Vafaei

Best video in a while. Absolutely fantastic

Reagan Johnson

Fucking love your work!

Mariah Carey

Lord Tubberator

Aladeen Madafaka

All hail the lord RPM.

Aladeen Madafaka

Chop chop passionate british man, it's about time for another fantastic piece of work

Zumba

Finally some truth has been spoken

Michael Kislansky

Another banger per usual

mckasshole

Johnny pervert is a nonce

Fox Jessop

God I love some Friday afternoon slop.....

Foley's Wedding Planner

When's the next video ?

Paul Di Resta

F1 wars the osama bin latte boy wars episode 1: the return of the tub

Matthijs Sol

Back in the tub and immediately drops an absolute slammer. All hail the tubberator.

Alexander Honing

Perfection ❤️ nice start in the Weekend ma dude

Timo

I thought his sister was dinner??

Unique Nickname

Where’s the rest of it? Are you taking the piss ?

Justin Case

I honestly think your videos should all be a minimum of 20 minutes per race... Every race...

Unique Nickname

Wait Johnny Herbert is a race steward..... lord have mercy on any non-British driver.

Horner's right nipple

Incredible

LampShady

Alonso is my new, new hero

axman1000

7 hours well spent

RPM_Enjoyer

"Yes I know I've mentioned it in multiple videos but I just wanted to use the graphic again"

Foley's Wedding Planner

Fernando DaVinci

Wojciech Jaguś

The art attack edit is the best piece of media you have ever produced

DAYUMica Patrick

this was a masterpiece.

Sara Peters

More videos zaddy

Dalton Cundiff

My benis just moved.

Pewis Hair Plugs Hamilton

Was that too hard you fucking twat? Thank you very much puto

Randal

How can they do this to MY POOKIE! (MY POOKIE being SigmAlonso, of course)

Hella Stackz

oh My god I am cAlm!!

Amir Vafaei

There are two things I love. 1) Fernando Chadlonso, and 2) You, piss daddy! Keep up the fun.

April Hughes

Absolute banger.

AG

The nerve of this kant, making is wait 4 weeks for the Saudi video, and then giving us a 11 minute rundown of 2 races. The fuck you playing at mate?

Evert Klopper

The art attack part was quite simply a cinamatik mastapeece! Bravo you crazy bastard! 👏

Dr. Clünge Von Titslapp

Too short but good

R R

O gawd, the outro music. How much we've missed you!

Paul Reijbroek

Fuck I enjoyed that 😂

NatOB

Great to see lil Kimmy back, Jonny pervert got absolutely wrecked by the sigma bastard and his big balls

Zipa

THE WINDOW LICKER THRESHOLD!

Sebastian Cramer

supreme video as usual. love the end with fernando painting osama 🔥🎨

rocketpoweredslut

Just watched this while driving on good ole' Missouri state roads

R R

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Nick Parker

Well this fucking slapped, don’t care if the race is in Japan, my phrase for this weekend is “CHINA IS ASS HOE”.

JR

You’re on your top game RPM.

Kara 🏎️💨

MASTERPIECE

Greta Thunberg

What a piece of art lil rocket slpat out again

Martin

YES. VINTAGE RPM. JUST WHAT MY NEIGHBOURS NEEDED ON A FRIDAY EVENING. I HOPE THEY WILL THROW THEMSELVES INTO THE FREEDOM TOWER. (I'm joking.) (I'm not).

ikeastolemytable

Beautiful

Satan's Avocado

Cheers mate! Best episode yet

Jahthulhu

Did you ever mention that Max Mosley's dad was an actual genuine Nazi?

Ben Osborne-Ellis

I came so hard when I got this notification

Ellie

Feel like you've crossed the line with this one, Neil Buchanan is a national hero.

Walter Ego

Alonso siffredi

Drago Bošnjak

PHUN!

Brett

Eee leave Neil buchanan alone and don't ruin my childhood 🤣😅

Krazyaitchy

glad to hear the rock song again!

S Valderrama

Re: WL stroll

Camille Chippewa

He is thinking about his sister and his dinner, in that order

Camille Chippewa

Fantastic work

Greenrin P

The tub is back let’s go

drunkdriver8

This gudt

horndogpoweredblowhawk

Stop fucking with the recipe

horndogpoweredblowhawk

Finally back on form

horndogpoweredblowhawk

Bring out the Hamas gliders

Luuk

iS tHeRe A dIsCoRd Or FaNtAsY?!?! wHeRe HoRnEt FiLz? LiNk PlEaSe WhErE vIdEo? WhErE nErVE?

Christian Horny

Ahh the only notification that isn't shit

Airflow To The Turbo

thanks dad

Cats4Dahomies

have you tried going to art school?

Christopher Norris

daddy's home

Lewis Hamaston

I would 100% shag lil Kimmy

WinkyWinkyBumBum

11mins.. could pop twice in the time

Pual, Pula the … Rester

Thank you

Vincent

Got a bit of sun there lad?

Zach McGivern

Abooott time eh

Illegitimate Bastard son of Eddie Jordan

OH EM GEEE is this actually a new episode?!

Large Chungus

why lewis on preview looks like he is high on something. FIA should note that

ryseek

Oooooosh

WinkyWinkyBumBum

he delivered as promised

banan9102

I can’t wait to get home and indulge myself in this new masterpiece

InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist

Thank you

The Ghost of Michael Masi

Near burned down my mums house in protest

Vitchtits

Thank you master

The Ghost of Michael Masi

Yesssss !!!!!!!

The Ghost of Michael Masi

I AM CALM!!!! SQUISHY BALL UP MY ARSE

Poois Midfieldmilton

Oh nice gonna have me a quick jerk

BlackJack

🔥🔥🔥

MrCubehead

Boner

Randy Magnum

Here we goooooooooooooo!!!!!

Hells Half Acre

Yees ❤️

Alexander Strøm

About time cunt

Vitchtits

thank you mein fuhrer

Amy

Let’s goooooo 🙌

David Gurulyan

thank you🙏

rocketpoweredslut

mmmm slop time

Maccy

I have joint inflammation

K28

Thank you Adolf

Charlie


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