RPMF1 : The Horndog Files

I watched this like 4 times but just now I noticed chickwithdicks.com site in the Email screenshot

Gabber420

2024-06-16 20:15:29 +0000 UTC

Pewis is WASHED! FP2 P18! Woulda been P19 if Albon didn't wreck. Fookin LOGAN SARGENT was faster than Pewis! It's OVER! Good luck team spagetti!

Pewis Hair Plugs Hamilton

2024-03-22 15:03:34 +0000 UTC

Indeed someday, when Patreon finaly launches the PC web version of the Cum Unity app. DISGUSTING

Zulugwa

2024-03-15 12:34:24 +0000 UTC

Why have redbull still not released a "horndog special edition" can with added viagra?! RB need to fire their marketing team immediately. Disgusting.

bambambollocks

2024-03-15 03:19:47 +0000 UTC

I’m revisiting because I’m in rpm withdrawal. Still as funny as the first time.

Beaverhausen1769

2024-03-14 17:10:57 +0000 UTC

No Mikey No!! 💦

Illegitimate Bastard son of Eddie Jordan

2024-03-14 17:03:48 +0000 UTC

Paytreon is inept or shady, as if they can't make a desktop chat portal with all the money they make, these figs just want your phone # so they can sell it. Fook that.

Dum Fuk

2024-03-14 15:41:51 +0000 UTC

Still a party

Olaf Hendriksen

2024-03-14 07:40:49 +0000 UTC

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (a lil late to the party)

l'éclair hotline

2024-03-14 03:45:10 +0000 UTC

No new Nerve¡ Interesting things are happening, though... Under "Community" I now get a 99+ icon going, so I am guessing us plebs who will not install the App will get access to the highly-praised chat soon. ?

Max Mosley 🐙

2024-03-14 01:00:15 +0000 UTC

Hey baby i know you’re doin your best bt im hungry

Sergio Pérez Gutierrez

2024-03-13 18:20:04 +0000 UTC

"weekly podcasts, I promise"

Regime Intensifies

2024-03-13 16:10:00 +0000 UTC

2 races done, zero rage vids. RPM, what would you say, you do here?

Dum Fuk

2024-03-13 14:19:10 +0000 UTC

He is not allowed to. He is still kidnapped and held in the Stroll basement. FREE RPM!

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

2024-03-13 12:07:22 +0000 UTC

THE NERVE to not upload the nerve

bunger

2024-03-12 23:41:01 +0000 UTC

We need THE NERVE

Efe İşgören

2024-03-12 20:44:52 +0000 UTC

season's already over... first 2 races r duds... where is THE NERVE?!?!

Evinak

2024-03-12 04:01:50 +0000 UTC

Phristian Porner is fucked up

Deamon from hell

2024-03-11 19:40:57 +0000 UTC

FULL METH COOKING

Zulugwa

2024-03-11 03:53:09 +0000 UTC

those texts look quite easy to fake. who sends the same selfie twice?

Dylan Martin

2024-03-10 13:31:54 +0000 UTC

Dearest Mister Penguin, first of all, unless you're illiterate as well as thunderously dense, she really was refusing but I guess guys like you are little slow to get the hint, which is why they put you in the Seg Unit to protect you from the other inmates. Second, you really should keep up with the interviews. Max IN FACT, said if Marco leaves, he leaves. I'm not confused about that but then I don't slap the side of my hand against my chest uncontrollably, like you. Thirdly, if you go back and read what I posted, I said "It's like Bill Cosby." not "It's the same as Bill Cosby." in that both situatations had the same effect in the end in regards to how I feel about both people and it's not my fault, your dumb ass needed that cut into little pieces to digest. Blame your parents. All your problems, are all their fault!

J.F.K. V.A.T.S.

2024-03-10 03:41:51 +0000 UTC

What the Penguin said, plus that's all assuming these texts are real

iwannasuckRPMoff

2024-03-09 22:37:00 +0000 UTC

First of all, she was not really refusing. There are some moments where she said they should stop cause what there doing is wrong and she is right that being unfaithful is wrong. Nor illegal, but wrong. Second, Max didn't say he wanted to leave, his dad did, his dad which has an interesting relationship with max. (Also his dad has had beef with the Horndog for a while but, here is Max, still racing for redbull) Thirdly, Cosby raped young girls, and the Horndog was flirting and trying to legally (wrongfully but legally) get with an adult female. Comparing the 2 puts you in the highly deficient braincell category. Respectfully.

Prolific Penguin

2024-03-09 21:46:45 +0000 UTC

A return to form for the Mohawk. Sometimes I feel like words go a long way so hope you stay in top of the season if it means solid content like this all the way thru the season.

Fred

2024-03-09 20:04:11 +0000 UTC

I've read those text messages. They are CREEPY AS F**k! No wonder Max and Red Bull are trying to put as much distance as they can from The Horndog! Horner keeps pushing this woman with sexual remarks and she keeps trying to get him to back off, REPEATEDLY! Then he starts badgering her to delete everything, to which she replies that she see's no reason to and Horner goes on and on. I can't look at Christian Horner the same anymore. It's like Bill Cosby. They're not who they pretended to be, they're creepy perverts and now I don't wanna look at either of them or Kevin Spacey. 😆

J.F.K. V.A.T.S.

2024-03-09 00:41:27 +0000 UTC

get help

Nunya Business

2024-03-08 20:47:40 +0000 UTC

RPM's Wildest Fantasy League 24 teams and growing! Get in quick before Quali starts: https://fantasy.formula1.com/en/leagues/join/P7F68YWGV01

iwannasuckRPMoff

2024-03-08 16:40:19 +0000 UTC

how would a brother enter the pits of hell he calls a chatroom

Coen Ilott

2024-03-08 14:24:26 +0000 UTC

If Jos doesn't win the race he's in this weekend, does he beat himself or hire someone to beat him?

Dennis Sauer

2024-03-08 12:48:05 +0000 UTC

The no Michael bit got me fuckin howling

Chris Wright

2024-03-08 11:12:09 +0000 UTC

Way better reporting here than from The Sun

Jrock3091

2024-03-08 06:46:58 +0000 UTC

You know how people bring those giant posters of the drivers faces? I will be so disappointed if I don't see giant posters of file 76, cocopuffs, and WhatsApp screenshots during the races this year.

Spalding Jones

2024-03-08 03:01:03 +0000 UTC

Ayoooo rocket did you fr buy the domain name “chickswithdicks.com” for the banter

Camelfinger

2024-03-07 23:47:16 +0000 UTC

Could you delete this chat please. Thanks

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

2024-03-07 21:14:49 +0000 UTC

Seeing Toto Woman was great😂 10:09 pumpernickel intensifies

Jamie Mooney

2024-03-07 20:35:27 +0000 UTC

Like Jos could ever call someone else on their behavior. The NERVE!

Acosta79 🇧🇷

2024-03-07 20:25:54 +0000 UTC

Ok I'm here how do I get in the group chat!!!

iwannasuckRPMoff

2024-03-07 19:30:49 +0000 UTC

god damit my phone is too old XD

PC Brummie

2024-03-07 19:15:43 +0000 UTC

Your content is more entertaining than F1 altogether. And this is coming from a Max fan, who laughs maniacally everytime Max wins.

Baron von Noob

2024-03-07 18:57:25 +0000 UTC

Seeing the burger king crown guy in your video. Now my life is complete

HottoDoggu

2024-03-07 18:53:31 +0000 UTC

https://discord.gg/jzygHuy9

thelingletingle

2024-03-07 18:08:58 +0000 UTC

One of your more hilarious videos from recent memory. I laughed until it hurt during the fridge part. But it's his finger. Not the horndog. Here's a picture of my fing-

Airflow To The Turbo 🦁

2024-03-07 17:17:00 +0000 UTC

This is so quality

Sam Miles

2024-03-07 17:15:07 +0000 UTC

you're both missing my point I'm saying the joke doesn't match the set up. When Stroll behaves like a retard, he calls Stroll a retard. Perfectly reasonable He doesn't turn and slag Alonso for trying to mentor him, for example. 1 not the problem 2 not that funny Or when Latifi went on a hot air balloon ride, of course he's made a 9/11 edit about it, the joke was there What I'm saying is this time the joke wasn't there, it lands poorly. I listen to daddy's podcasts and he asked for feedback, so he's getting feedback. peace

salem

2024-03-07 16:29:37 +0000 UTC

This whole year of racing is basically just the offseason until 2025

Kodaxx

2024-03-07 16:28:26 +0000 UTC

“NO MIKEY NO” 💦💦😂😂

bigdog123

2024-03-07 16:08:29 +0000 UTC

You need the Patreon app I believe

Why aren't you a cam girl

2024-03-07 16:07:47 +0000 UTC

Sounds to me like the chat is FAR TOO SENSIBLE.

HeavyHanded

2024-03-07 15:53:40 +0000 UTC

Do you know why this is funny and not misogyny? Because he’s JOKINGGgg. This is satire.

PRC

2024-03-07 15:39:47 +0000 UTC

How do I get into one of these hell hole chats 😂

PC Brummie

2024-03-07 14:47:05 +0000 UTC

Does it mean she was taking screenshots all those times (and not just when she made them evidence when she filed the complaint)? I ask because there was even a screenshot of a shortly after deleted message (the one on the leggings), which meant the conversation was being screen-captured almost in real-time.

Caloy Diaz

2024-03-07 14:29:59 +0000 UTC

Bloody hilarious! Another masterpiece Also love the attire, it's a little bit sexual, Horner should take note

Dorigaru

2024-03-07 14:11:39 +0000 UTC

How do you know its the same cock?

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

2024-03-07 13:57:22 +0000 UTC

Because Max is the main character, not Jos.

raf

2024-03-07 12:13:42 +0000 UTC

This….was glorious. I needed this. DOES this look like an eggplant? 👉🏻

Charlie

2024-03-07 10:49:58 +0000 UTC

bang pumpernickels wife is real sigma moov

Snail Chaser

2024-03-07 10:19:46 +0000 UTC

it was a fantastic display of mental illness

Snail Chaser

2024-03-07 10:16:55 +0000 UTC

when I was joking that there was a dick pic I didn't ACKULALLY think we'd see the horncock

Snail Chaser

2024-03-07 10:16:20 +0000 UTC

I laughed so hard, I almost shat myself. Best episode ever.

Miki

2024-03-07 08:04:23 +0000 UTC

Still kinda is. From a cancel perspective. Not so much from a Geri perspective

Monty

2024-03-07 08:01:15 +0000 UTC

Remember when this story was a “nothing burger”?

Mclovin Legend

2024-03-07 07:57:11 +0000 UTC

Soon as I read that quote I was like “surely he’s taking the piss, there’s no way that wording isn’t intentional”

Dominic Greene

2024-03-07 07:48:26 +0000 UTC

Rachael and about two, three other people went full autistic for like a three-day stint.

Skroeftie

2024-03-07 07:41:15 +0000 UTC

I'm still laughing at the idea of Horner getting off to her reenacting Toto at AD 2021.

gam

2024-03-07 06:40:26 +0000 UTC

- Max V is moving to team Darth Vader - Jo’s Verstappen is “Working” a deal with TOTO… he so horny - They all want to dress up in tight black leather and play with their little toys. - Time for Perez to take the next Hot Tamale and shift attention away from HornDogger! - Lando will win Saudi. And no lizards will be killed so he can do it. - Little Hitler is hanging by his wanker in the forest near Hassenburg. Go see “it” yourself. - Audi will sign Perez to a two year contract.

Old Fart Knocker

2024-03-07 06:38:31 +0000 UTC

Dude I think you have found a new way to be consistent and up to date. You can be the real weekend warm up show and do a proper recap on how everything went down on and off the track the week before! PS: if people don’t stop asking work for RPM and try to get a part in his art. Go fuck yourself you will never be anything in life because nothing is easy in life! #2xRPMlotterywinner

TMR

2024-03-07 06:31:11 +0000 UTC

bRiTiSh mEdIa is, on a global scale gutter tier trash. Please don't join them.

Dum Fuk

2024-03-07 06:30:07 +0000 UTC

#1 RPM #2 horndog files novel and memes #3 max winning the championship this season

Joao Santos

2024-03-07 03:43:57 +0000 UTC

Im surPRYSed you didnt make a joke with the "explode" quote given by the Dutch Hitler

Perez sCREAMER 69

2024-03-07 03:22:24 +0000 UTC

This is all an elaborate scheme set up by Helmut Marko and Jos Verstappen and the CCCP for Jos to take over as TP only for the same thing to happen to Big Brain Hannah and for Jos to go to jail again for murdering Big Brain Hannah and burying her in Rocket's backyard next to you know who.

Commonly HMRC

2024-03-07 03:01:57 +0000 UTC

I swear RPM never seems to disappoint me with these cinnametic masterpuices

Commonly HMRC

2024-03-07 02:51:15 +0000 UTC

I love the Crofty-esque moaning RPM did, guess I need to redo my voicemail now

Commonly HMRC

2024-03-07 02:40:33 +0000 UTC

2 minutes in and daddy rocket is yelling at the domestic terrorists who break the Patreon servers on the daily with their disabled memes.

Commonly HMRC

2024-03-07 02:39:14 +0000 UTC

slippery little bastard almost made me choke on my food from laughter

Splashy

2024-03-07 02:34:54 +0000 UTC

No Horner no no Horner that was so not right.!!! If your going to ruin your life chasing strange pussy, don't chase employee wool, go bang Suzie Wolff and show everyone who is the alpha male in the paddock.

Fragbait

2024-03-07 02:05:17 +0000 UTC

Head on over to the Venuswhaleian embassy. They did alright by that Assange flog. Look how that turned out... 🇻🇪

Funker Funkenstein

2024-03-07 01:53:37 +0000 UTC

Where were you when the horndog files were released?

SigmaLANDO

2024-03-07 01:45:52 +0000 UTC

This may be one of your best, well worth the jail sentence.

Mike

2024-03-07 01:16:32 +0000 UTC

#newprofilepic

Michael Massive’s Massive Mate

2024-03-07 01:09:33 +0000 UTC

Nobel prize Otto

Perez sCREAMER 69

2024-03-07 01:07:44 +0000 UTC

What a lovely video... simply lovely

Dominic Greene

2024-03-07 00:44:32 +0000 UTC

New patreon price $1000 each to pay for lawyers

ungraa

2024-03-07 00:17:59 +0000 UTC

Masterpiece. RPM is a genius, protect him at all costs 🤟

IceSandy

2024-03-07 00:13:47 +0000 UTC

100% pure

Tony2Glocks

2024-03-06 23:38:47 +0000 UTC

By your degenerate standards, I feel like you didn't go as hard (pardon the pun) on this as I thought you might! I guess this one kinda writes itself 🤣 10/10 content as per.

Adam Methven

2024-03-06 23:27:50 +0000 UTC

sushi tunoda 😂

Joshua Watson

2024-03-06 23:27:32 +0000 UTC

Pumpernickel lingerie isn't the weirdest want I've had.

North Korean Peasant

2024-03-06 23:23:57 +0000 UTC

RPM Chat is meme gold

Monty

2024-03-06 23:17:58 +0000 UTC

The more that we hear about this the more my pumpernickel becomes unsmuggled

Hail Helmut 🙋‍♂️

2024-03-06 23:14:18 +0000 UTC

Christian Horner is more determined to get some puzz than Ferrari is to actually win anything

Johnny Pervert

2024-03-06 23:13:49 +0000 UTC

No michael no no michael that was so not right

InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist

2024-03-06 23:13:09 +0000 UTC

Love Pang’s addition 😂

George Classick

2024-03-06 23:07:37 +0000 UTC

Was watching this in the shower. Was literally washing my junk when the Nipple pic appeared. I feel violated. But video was 10/10.

Athinira

2024-03-06 23:06:04 +0000 UTC

I mean. The investigative journalism started as a joke but this is the most accurate journalism I’ve seen about this

Nico

2024-03-06 23:05:28 +0000 UTC

Lol we're being scolded

CMike

2024-03-06 22:55:12 +0000 UTC

pumpernickel AI search hits will be thru the roof atm

swaggerdoggo

2024-03-06 22:49:21 +0000 UTC

Its comedy/satire. Not his real opinion. Are you always this dense ? Try some common sense instead of dicks up ur arse

swaggerdoggo

2024-03-06 22:46:27 +0000 UTC

If the chats are real, she obviously baited him. That he fell for it is really embarrasing jezus fuck. Is it even possible to authenticate in this day and age tho ?

swaggerdoggo

2024-03-06 22:41:08 +0000 UTC

Great video! And you didn’t even get to the FIA President!

Pony Express

2024-03-06 22:39:52 +0000 UTC

Release to YouTube for commonwealth pigs when?

MrDatel

2024-03-06 22:32:31 +0000 UTC

However. There's absolutely no indication of that. Especially being anything to do with AI. sTrolls like you can't defend the Horndog. His lawyers might.

Balázs Bálint

2024-03-06 22:23:49 +0000 UTC

Or drive

Balázs Bálint

2024-03-06 22:20:15 +0000 UTC

This goes on YouTube tomorrow. However this is comedy, knot knewzz.

Balázs Bálint

2024-03-06 22:20:00 +0000 UTC

Kid named finger.

Virus

2024-03-06 22:19:36 +0000 UTC

Oh, he did try. But she turned down the 760000€

Balázs Bálint

2024-03-06 22:19:04 +0000 UTC

I am dead 😭

Anastasia

2024-03-06 22:16:50 +0000 UTC

SHUT UP

Fragbait

2024-03-06 22:05:34 +0000 UTC

Who wants sum dik?

🅱️uan 🅱️ablo 🅱️ontoya 🐕

2024-03-06 21:46:34 +0000 UTC

A masterpiece

Christian

2024-03-06 21:45:38 +0000 UTC

😂😂😂😂 the toto pic

Nabz77

2024-03-06 21:45:01 +0000 UTC

As a old man degenerate I so proud of you youngin's. This is why I love it here pure savagery

Yosef Cardoso

2024-03-06 21:36:01 +0000 UTC

Can do that here? That is knewz 4 me

Superferrariman

2024-03-06 21:32:56 +0000 UTC

Well said sir

BlackJack

2024-03-06 21:30:04 +0000 UTC

Love being a degenerate!

francis reddyhoff

2024-03-06 21:24:33 +0000 UTC

Perfection.

BilboFragenz

2024-03-06 21:24:04 +0000 UTC

Pushing some patroen chat comments (hopefuly not solely to promote Patreon) e.g. Torgerina Wolff or pic of your hand were first cringey and unfunny moments I have seen on this channel. Just so you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kaeres

2024-03-06 21:23:06 +0000 UTC

I avoided reading the messages until now. BRM IMA KMS

Thomas Caswell

2024-03-06 21:22:26 +0000 UTC

I am so proud of this community

Horner's right nipple

2024-03-06 21:10:35 +0000 UTC

Sorry to chase but still not convinced it is a cock.

CH

2024-03-06 21:05:25 +0000 UTC

died laughing twice for every minute of this, top humour !but hearing the brit TV dude lie several times over how he's seen HUNDREDS of spicy pictures (when there's like less than 10) like a sensationalist moron and then your comment being "women shouldn't vote" after the lady just fails at being funny was just disproportionately mysoginistic man like, I get that nothing is safe and I like you unhinged, but was that really the best/most fitting take there? the guy was arguably a worse asshole

salem

2024-03-06 21:02:09 +0000 UTC

you have to tag me if you want me to see it you stupid cunt

Rachael

2024-03-06 21:01:52 +0000 UTC

All things considered, I think I got off pretty lightly.

Rachael

2024-03-06 20:59:49 +0000 UTC

Patreon chats are going to be full of all the things RPM whinged about.

Twanto

2024-03-06 20:58:51 +0000 UTC

It’s tricky because she could have been appeasing him in order to not lose her job. He’s the top dog at red bull racing and could have her fired at any point

Mikasa who

2024-03-06 20:57:26 +0000 UTC

Yeah I really don't give a shit lol.. it was clearly consensual, even with the cherry picked messages. Until it wasn't. When you're at the top... people come out of the wood work to break you apart.

Jeremy Howard

2024-03-06 20:47:07 +0000 UTC

Holy shit we’re all degenerates. Love it!!!!

adam

2024-03-06 20:42:46 +0000 UTC

I do have it

Johnathan R Sanchez

2024-03-06 20:35:56 +0000 UTC

we are really the bright stars of humanity

BlazingGandalf

2024-03-06 20:32:44 +0000 UTC

Absolutely the best

Chandler R.

2024-03-06 20:32:38 +0000 UTC

im so proud of this community

BlazingGandalf

2024-03-06 20:32:20 +0000 UTC

LOL Pang was the creator of the RPM Horndog…now we know what happens to those who get their questions answered in the RPM chat!

7TimeWorldChampionofmyArse

2024-03-06 20:30:46 +0000 UTC

Haha good fucking video

Lord Charlesworth lll

2024-03-06 20:28:15 +0000 UTC

RPM casually doxxing his community is peak domestic terrorism

IVO

2024-03-06 20:28:05 +0000 UTC

That dudes fingers really were some sausages tho

callum gray

2024-03-06 20:28:01 +0000 UTC

Fucking legend!!

trond

2024-03-06 20:26:25 +0000 UTC

I’m a lawyer for the horndog…. That was a class video!

Team LH mediator

2024-03-06 20:21:07 +0000 UTC

At least there will be one interesting thing happening this season. That first race bored me to tears.

Chelsea

2024-03-06 20:18:57 +0000 UTC

I hadn't seen any of the photos yet. On the plus side, I don't need to eat dinner now.

Dave Sanders

2024-03-06 20:14:40 +0000 UTC

your the goat

David Ouellette

2024-03-06 20:14:04 +0000 UTC

Not a lawyer just add alleged to everything and you’re good

NashTickles

2024-03-06 20:10:37 +0000 UTC

Why the fuck is that one picture not in focus? In today's age, every fucking picture is in focus - every goddam phone has three friggin cameras on it and it's nigh impossible to take an out-of-focus photo. Let alone choosing an out of focus pic of your dick / cum-glazed finger to send to a lady. I call fake knewz!

Max Mosley 🐙

2024-03-06 20:03:26 +0000 UTC

It's incredible how we all went from "I can't wait for the season to start" to "How is it only the second race of the season" like that

Foley's Wedding Planner

2024-03-06 20:02:21 +0000 UTC

For the what’s up chat?

G Man

2024-03-06 20:02:16 +0000 UTC

app not desktop

so_sad

2024-03-06 20:01:45 +0000 UTC

oh yes I've been waiting for this one

Reaver

2024-03-06 20:01:07 +0000 UTC

Fucking LOOOOVE it

eggwhite666

2024-03-06 19:58:51 +0000 UTC

Osama bin Latte is a type of guy who leaks every time he sees himself in a mirror. I would latte on Maxipad without a doubt.

Osama bin Latte

2024-03-06 19:57:44 +0000 UTC

Could be worse.... we could be all #teamLH

The Goose is Loose

2024-03-06 19:57:31 +0000 UTC

Cinematic masterpiece

Trojan Detergent

2024-03-06 19:54:59 +0000 UTC

you have to use the patreon mobile app to use it :(

Deadhedd

2024-03-06 19:53:35 +0000 UTC

I guess you cooked this one up before Benny was investigated for race fixing last years race at the circuit were about to go to. Cant wait for the pre qualy and race video in a days time

GimmieYoSandwich

2024-03-06 19:53:13 +0000 UTC

the most important quESHtn after this video: WHO IS JULIE AND WHY DOES RPM WANT TO TALK TO HER TODAY???!!!!!! IS JULIE FINALLY THE TOOTH FAIRY HE'S BEEN LOOKING FOR???

Benjamin Ciboci

2024-03-06 19:53:03 +0000 UTC

Wierdly enought horner wasn't reported in Australian news media

Ao Ali

2024-03-06 19:52:40 +0000 UTC

So Horndog was having a little action on the side with an intern or marketing gal, I mean - he should have paid and snuffed the matter.

Erik von Manstein

2024-03-06 19:51:59 +0000 UTC

Am I a bad person if I don’t really care that the horndog was horndogging?

BlackJack

2024-03-06 19:51:17 +0000 UTC

This is a patreon exclusive in my book, but I’m no lawyer

Mclaren Enjoyer

2024-03-06 19:50:58 +0000 UTC

2nd Race, Best Race!

RPM_Enjoyer

2024-03-06 19:50:48 +0000 UTC

Look up the Burger King, his story is not hard to find lol

Treasonous Yankee

2024-03-06 19:50:21 +0000 UTC

How to we get on the RPM chat?

G Man

2024-03-06 19:49:19 +0000 UTC

"This is why they shouldn't be on TV....or allowed to vote"

Foley's Wedding Planner

2024-03-06 19:48:55 +0000 UTC

You have less than 48 hours left to post the masterpiece of RAGE against the BAHRAIN GP Before Qualifying please

PHLATearth

2024-03-06 19:48:41 +0000 UTC

the toto wolff audio bit really made me explode

tw0ne

2024-03-06 19:47:30 +0000 UTC

This is what I call good journalizzzzm

_Andrei_

2024-03-06 19:47:24 +0000 UTC

24 races = 24 weekends not with the fam - how are we supposed to know that's not part of their marriage/deal/whatever? "snack out, but eat dinner at home" - go and watch some spice girls interviews - they did dares about running naked in the hotel and whatnot - so maybe we should not judge - b/c its non of our biz. (the "no michael nooo!" phone joke had me in stitches tho ^^)

abductee

2024-03-06 19:46:47 +0000 UTC

The best thing I have ever witnessed.

Jamie Hannon

2024-03-06 19:46:25 +0000 UTC

Subscribed just to see this. RPM easily the best modern F1 journalist.

Sizzlicks

2024-03-06 19:46:18 +0000 UTC

Because RedBull doesn't have an engine from 2026

PHLATearth

2024-03-06 19:46:11 +0000 UTC

PHUN! but also, its time to free poor little rocket from the Stroll basement.

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

2024-03-06 19:45:29 +0000 UTC

Hahahaha yeah baby! Shout out to the rpm chat!

Monkeyboy

2024-03-06 19:45:17 +0000 UTC

My finger looks like the horndog

KFC bean

2024-03-06 19:45:08 +0000 UTC

Sir, There's good indication that all the files, esp the pics, are AI fake. I feel like this should be addressed...

Jonathan McBizzle

2024-03-06 19:44:55 +0000 UTC

#jointheunofficialdiscord https://discord.gg/sRyfzmE7

thelingletingle

2024-03-06 19:44:50 +0000 UTC

Damn this is pretty bad lmao

Kyle McLoughlin

2024-03-06 19:44:50 +0000 UTC

chickswithdicks.com was unexpected to say the least

so_sad

2024-03-06 19:43:45 +0000 UTC

Daily Mail quoting Jos quoting Horndog saying “Explode,” Tactical Jos.

MCF Spam

2024-03-06 19:42:48 +0000 UTC

I am crying

Nicolo Lorenzon

2024-03-06 19:42:22 +0000 UTC

This is an instant classic

Blake

2024-03-06 19:42:13 +0000 UTC

Nicely put - slight audio sync issue to fix

Random Hero

2024-03-06 19:41:53 +0000 UTC

This video was exactly what I needed, thanks. What have we come to that RPM is a sane voice in Formula 1

Safety car

2024-03-06 19:41:41 +0000 UTC

ANOTHER MASTERPIECE

Chris

2024-03-06 19:41:03 +0000 UTC

I WAS THERE. I WAS HERE. IM FAMOUS. I HAVE EXPLODED.

thelingletingle

2024-03-06 19:40:50 +0000 UTC

Loved this LMAO

drew popp

2024-03-06 19:40:47 +0000 UTC

Koalatee

Möbelboi

2024-03-06 19:40:10 +0000 UTC

P E A K F 1 D I S C O U R S E

Foley's Wedding Planner

2024-03-06 19:40:00 +0000 UTC

Daddy this was such a fine quality piece of investigaytive journalism you are the only news source I trust RPM for king in the next elections please 👑

Anne

2024-03-06 19:39:47 +0000 UTC

Why is Jos so mad? Like all the time? His son is a 3x world champ. Soon to be 4x.

Christopher Darr

2024-03-06 19:39:45 +0000 UTC

I actually enjoyed model toto

CocoPoop

2024-03-06 19:39:21 +0000 UTC

Well if anyone knows about mistreating women it would be Jos😂 maybe he has a point. He knows all to well what comes next🤣

Neshkan

2024-03-06 19:39:16 +0000 UTC

I’m a lawyer blud. Distinction in my masters in law. That’s serious. Dm me. Actually.

A LV

2024-03-06 19:39:12 +0000 UTC

yeah but do we think the rumours are true about daddy verstappen is shagging the horndog mistress???

Ellie

2024-03-06 19:39:05 +0000 UTC

You must have just finished this edit when Sulayem was pulled for rave fixing 😂

little Kimi

2024-03-06 19:39:01 +0000 UTC

so we’ve gotten a picture of the rocket finger when are we getting pictures of little rocket

the consumer

2024-03-06 19:38:51 +0000 UTC

Brilliant 😁

Old Spice

2024-03-06 19:38:46 +0000 UTC

Whoever edited that RPMxHorndog picture is a legend. Btw a great broadcast Rocket on

Gerco bosch

2024-03-06 19:38:39 +0000 UTC

Solid finger cock/10. Would watch again.

Em

2024-03-06 19:38:30 +0000 UTC

thank u daddy

Onyo

2024-03-06 19:38:25 +0000 UTC

We got called out boys

John Roscoe

2024-03-06 19:38:23 +0000 UTC

Can I ask you to delete those chats?

ryseek

2024-03-06 19:38:07 +0000 UTC

We need more angles of the finger

JPRace Engineering

2024-03-06 19:38:01 +0000 UTC

Daddy RPM is so proud of us 🥰 he totally isn’t regretting making chats for us to be degents in

Hannah

2024-03-06 19:37:51 +0000 UTC

STOP EXPOSING OUR CHAT MR ROCKET!!!!!!

God

2024-03-06 19:37:10 +0000 UTC

We got a shout out 👌

natlouu

2024-03-06 19:36:31 +0000 UTC

Ok, that guy wearing the Burger King crown on a plane. I need to know his backstory. Why was he wearing that? Why did he say the n word? How many times and how loudly was he saying it? He must’ve been saying it for a while since the flight attendant was asking him to stop. What was his motivation? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

PrinceMorque

2024-03-06 19:36:31 +0000 UTC

FInally!

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

2024-03-06 19:35:57 +0000 UTC

your head is massive

Horner’s Right Nipple

2024-03-06 19:33:51 +0000 UTC

Chickswithdicks.com

Jon Clark

2024-03-06 19:33:26 +0000 UTC

Wtf where is this group chat? Or is it the discord?

Johnathan R Sanchez

2024-03-06 19:33:24 +0000 UTC

Toto looking fit in that photo

Sebastian Cramer

2024-03-06 19:32:43 +0000 UTC

cancels plans with my FWB

NatOB

2024-03-06 19:32:14 +0000 UTC

dad gave us a shoutout we’re faymoose

Amy

2024-03-06 19:31:51 +0000 UTC

Oh yeah our great leader has been cooking. Thank you your highness , we all take a bow for you.. this time a little lube would be nice btw, still recovering from your last entry. Not used to so much content

Pink elephant in the room

2024-03-06 19:31:26 +0000 UTC

You sure are a horndog ;P

DAYUMica Patrick

2024-03-06 19:30:33 +0000 UTC

I AM CALM!

Daddy Stroll

2024-03-06 19:29:51 +0000 UTC

Blowing off work to watch this.

Samir S.

2024-03-06 19:29:49 +0000 UTC

Daddy I was just about to fucking go to bed, this better be good mate

MZ

2024-03-06 19:28:53 +0000 UTC

Latifi > Sushi Terroristsunoda

NOT Michael Masi’s Burner

2024-03-06 19:28:02 +0000 UTC

this is the most timely video you’ve ever made

ourenny

2024-03-06 19:26:41 +0000 UTC

this season is over again

jonezz25

2024-03-06 19:26:39 +0000 UTC

😍😍😍

Christian Horner

2024-03-06 19:26:22 +0000 UTC

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mark Twatter

2024-03-06 19:26:20 +0000 UTC

Can't wait for another 9 months of the most expensive parade in the world 👍

Awesome Sawse

2024-03-06 19:26:19 +0000 UTC

Daddy

SimplyS

2024-03-06 19:26:12 +0000 UTC

hello

SLN

2024-03-06 19:26:11 +0000 UTC

absolute perfect timing I just went on lunch at work

Miles

2024-03-06 19:26:10 +0000 UTC

The only journalist qualified to discuss this.

Neel Shah

2024-03-06 19:26:05 +0000 UTC

OMFG HERE WE GO HOLD YOUR COCKS

Pando Porris Fan Girl

2024-03-06 19:26:00 +0000 UTC

I lost my edging streak from this

Osama Bin Ankle Socks

2024-03-06 19:25:59 +0000 UTC

🍆🍆🍆🍆

Nick

2024-03-06 19:25:59 +0000 UTC

LETS GO

Crewneck Lewis

2024-03-06 19:25:47 +0000 UTC

About time

Axe

2024-03-06 19:25:47 +0000 UTC

I'm here for the Horngate

bert

2024-03-06 19:25:47 +0000 UTC

The man delivers

Fernando DaViNcHi

2024-03-06 19:25:46 +0000 UTC

SEE RACHEL, HE DOESN’T HAVE SPACE AIDS

Superferrariman

2024-03-06 19:25:41 +0000 UTC

Hitler has arrived

Shaggy

2024-03-06 19:25:38 +0000 UTC

Yess DADDY❗🤣

PHLATearth

2024-03-06 19:25:36 +0000 UTC

I am edging.

feoffle

2024-03-06 19:25:27 +0000 UTC

Yes pls thank u

The G Line

2024-03-06 19:25:27 +0000 UTC

FINALLYYYY THANK YOU!!

Superferrariman

2024-03-06 19:25:24 +0000 UTC

Rpm is the victim

Chud maxxing

2024-03-06 19:25:18 +0000 UTC

MOOOORE FHUUUUN

Elvin Rosenkvist Persson

2024-03-06 19:25:17 +0000 UTC

Good boy

Sebastian Cramer

2024-03-06 19:25:15 +0000 UTC

SEX!

Gilbert

2024-03-06 19:25:09 +0000 UTC

thanks daddy

rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬

2024-03-06 19:24:33 +0000 UTC

The Horndog Files

Comments

I watched this like 4 times but just now I noticed chickwithdicks.com site in the Email screenshot

Pewis is WASHED! FP2 P18! Woulda been P19 if Albon didn't wreck. Fookin LOGAN SARGENT was faster than Pewis! It's OVER! Good luck team spagetti!

Indeed someday, when Patreon finaly launches the PC web version of the Cum Unity app. DISGUSTING

Why have redbull still not released a "horndog special edition" can with added viagra?! RB need to fire their marketing team immediately. Disgusting.

I’m revisiting because I’m in rpm withdrawal. Still as funny as the first time.

No Mikey No!! 💦

Paytreon is inept or shady, as if they can't make a desktop chat portal with all the money they make, these figs just want your phone # so they can sell it. Fook that.

Still a party

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (a lil late to the party)

No new Nerve¡ Interesting things are happening, though... Under "Community" I now get a 99+ icon going, so I am guessing us plebs who will not install the App will get access to the highly-praised chat soon. ?

Hey baby i know you’re doin your best bt im hungry

"weekly podcasts, I promise"

2 races done, zero rage vids. RPM, what would you say, you do here?

He is not allowed to. He is still kidnapped and held in the Stroll basement. FREE RPM!

THE NERVE to not upload the nerve

We need THE NERVE

season's already over... first 2 races r duds... where is THE NERVE?!?!

Phristian Porner is fucked up

FULL METH COOKING

those texts look quite easy to fake. who sends the same selfie twice?

What the Penguin said, plus that's all assuming these texts are real

A return to form for the Mohawk. Sometimes I feel like words go a long way so hope you stay in top of the season if it means solid content like this all the way thru the season.

get help

RPM's Wildest Fantasy League 24 teams and growing! Get in quick before Quali starts: https://fantasy.formula1.com/en/leagues/join/P7F68YWGV01

how would a brother enter the pits of hell he calls a chatroom

If Jos doesn't win the race he's in this weekend, does he beat himself or hire someone to beat him?

The no Michael bit got me fuckin howling

Way better reporting here than from The Sun

You know how people bring those giant posters of the drivers faces? I will be so disappointed if I don't see giant posters of file 76, cocopuffs, and WhatsApp screenshots during the races this year.

Ayoooo rocket did you fr buy the domain name “chickswithdicks.com” for the banter

Could you delete this chat please. Thanks

Seeing Toto Woman was great😂 10:09 pumpernickel intensifies

Like Jos could ever call someone else on their behavior. The NERVE!

Ok I'm here how do I get in the group chat!!!

god damit my phone is too old XD

Your content is more entertaining than F1 altogether. And this is coming from a Max fan, who laughs maniacally everytime Max wins.

Seeing the burger king crown guy in your video. Now my life is complete

https://discord.gg/jzygHuy9

One of your more hilarious videos from recent memory. I laughed until it hurt during the fridge part. But it's his finger. Not the horndog. Here's a picture of my fing-

This is so quality

This whole year of racing is basically just the offseason until 2025

“NO MIKEY NO” 💦💦😂😂

You need the Patreon app I believe

Sounds to me like the chat is FAR TOO SENSIBLE.

Do you know why this is funny and not misogyny? Because he’s JOKINGGgg. This is satire.

How do I get into one of these hell hole chats 😂

Bloody hilarious! Another masterpiece Also love the attire, it's a little bit sexual, Horner should take note

How do you know its the same cock?

Because Max is the main character, not Jos.

This….was glorious. I needed this. DOES this look like an eggplant? 👉🏻

bang pumpernickels wife is real sigma moov

it was a fantastic display of mental illness

when I was joking that there was a dick pic I didn't ACKULALLY think we'd see the horncock

I laughed so hard, I almost shat myself. Best episode ever.

Still kinda is. From a cancel perspective. Not so much from a Geri perspective

Remember when this story was a “nothing burger”?

Soon as I read that quote I was like “surely he’s taking the piss, there’s no way that wording isn’t intentional”

Rachael and about two, three other people went full autistic for like a three-day stint.

I'm still laughing at the idea of Horner getting off to her reenacting Toto at AD 2021.

bRiTiSh mEdIa is, on a global scale gutter tier trash. Please don't join them.

#1 RPM #2 horndog files novel and memes #3 max winning the championship this season

Im surPRYSed you didnt make a joke with the "explode" quote given by the Dutch Hitler

This is all an elaborate scheme set up by Helmut Marko and Jos Verstappen and the CCCP for Jos to take over as TP only for the same thing to happen to Big Brain Hannah and for Jos to go to jail again for murdering Big Brain Hannah and burying her in Rocket's backyard next to you know who.

I swear RPM never seems to disappoint me with these cinnametic masterpuices

I love the Crofty-esque moaning RPM did, guess I need to redo my voicemail now

2 minutes in and daddy rocket is yelling at the domestic terrorists who break the Patreon servers on the daily with their disabled memes.

slippery little bastard almost made me choke on my food from laughter

No Horner no no Horner that was so not right.!!! If your going to ruin your life chasing strange pussy, don't chase employee wool, go bang Suzie Wolff and show everyone who is the alpha male in the paddock.

Head on over to the Venuswhaleian embassy. They did alright by that Assange flog. Look how that turned out... 🇻🇪

Where were you when the horndog files were released?

This may be one of your best, well worth the jail sentence.

#newprofilepic

Nobel prize Otto

What a lovely video... simply lovely

New patreon price $1000 each to pay for lawyers

Masterpiece. RPM is a genius, protect him at all costs 🤟

100% pure

By your degenerate standards, I feel like you didn't go as hard (pardon the pun) on this as I thought you might! I guess this one kinda writes itself 🤣 10/10 content as per.

It's incredible how we all went from "I can't wait for the season to start" to "How is it only the second race of the season" like that