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Update: Cucking a phat one

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I like ur fayce

DRS-GG-Mohawk SIMPathyzer

Wear next nErVE hitler?

Edging 4 Newey

Well worth the $3.50. Keep it up bruv. It's the girth 100%

Rocket Powered Mullet

BUT THIS IS WHAT WE PAY GOOD MONEY FOR. STOP WHINGING

Seymour Bhutts

I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS NOT SURE WE CSN BE FRIENDS. SPEEK UP LIBERAL

LewisMidfieldmilton’sHairPlugs

just silly nonsense and Mr Metokur memes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unHYA2KFWo8

Pewis Hair Plugs Hamilton

Bomb explosion scared the fuck out of me.

Ryan Ewers

Would Picasso outsource his paintings?

Sahil

who else is still perfectly calm? #obviouslie

so_sad

As reliable as Checo's qualifuing form in '23

Mathijs Vranken

As reliable as a plumbers estimate

No Nazis in Argentina

It's tomorra where's the video

TheHornDog

There is a hidden compound discord server for rational discussions (ccp ai training data) in case yall didn't know https://discord.gg/3C7Xbt2H

Eric Schmitz

yeah https://discord.gg/3C7Xbt2H

Eric Schmitz

You can’t rush art

Raptorkid

Rookie mistake Mohawk. Do not under any circumstances give a timeline. Then people will rebel. How are you to lead this group of above average common wealth pigs?

Limp Mohawk

Show it to us! Show it to us now! The fking nerve! I swear on your nuns grave, if the video isnt out, Paul D:s house will not burn.

TomasK

The Horni is innocent

Florian

Im edging now since 8 Hours, PLEASE release me and bring the Video so I can cum and releav king

Timo

Starting to sound like the internet historian. "Oo look at how difficult my edits are" CoNtEnT nOw dIcK HeAd

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

Horni didn’t get fired, but will def go after Hail Marko

Angel Ricado

When is the masterpiece dropping? If not today I'll cancel my patronage or maybe I'll go touch someone inappropriately at work too!

Neyluge

Lets go you common wealth pig

omegabullet

Upload it already you muppet

Benjamin Stevens

OI DICK HEAD WHERE IS THE VIDEO IS SPEND GOOD MONEY SUBBING TO YOU AND NOT TOTO WOLFS ONLY FANS

LewisMidfieldmilton’sHairPlugs

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-HMOrUXkAADnQG?format=jpg&name=large

LewisMidfieldmilton’sHairPlugs

Is there a RPM Discord? I want to talk with you retards! PS I Love this Community. PPS WHERE VIDEO?! PPPS Horner is free

Timo

why’s there a dancing grasshopper on your profile wtf is that

Tess Tickles

Can't wait!🙈

Maroulita

RELESE THE VIDEO or I'll Cumminate again

Paul Di Resta

Red Bull cleared Horner. You can post the awards now. https://www.crash.net/f1/news/1044737/1/christian-horner-cleared-inappropriate-behaviour-following-red-bull-investigation

Dingus

Horner stays!! I fookin told you muppets! Suffah team LH, suffah!

Pewis Hair Plugs Hamilton

Horner cleared

Evan McPhail

we are but commonwealth pigs waiting for scraps to be passed down to us. Feed us now

Splashy

lad I know you're sat there waiting on the Horner news but just pull the trigger, howay :D

Kieron

It takes me an HOUR per minute of video produced. And my shit looks like a retarded infants lipstick drawing on the wall compared to this autistic genius’s phat edits

AK

its tomorrow buddy

Maliq Brock

Where's the vid bruv?

Ishpreet Bhatia

He killed her and burried her in the backyard.

TomasK

Do it supreme leader!

Superferrariman

it's tomorrow boy

Max Verstappen shagger

about time we got a racists-only chat 🏎️🏎️😹

l'éclair hotline

Editing for 30 hours straight and still looking mighty fine RPM for president or king or whatever 👑

Anne

The Verstappen video just hit 1 million views om youtube

Dingus

Nice shades Picasso

bukkstappen

Gapping my asshole with varying sizes of butt-plugs (smallest to largest obviously) until this releases. Hurry. You don’t have much time.

Lance Stroll

She’s in the garden

Any milk is fine

Why hasn’t guy ritchie casted you in a major Hollywood movie yet?! And also why do you wear women’s sunglasses? Thank you and goodbye 👋🏼

IamStupid

thank you for perforating my eardrums, daddy

When I find myself in times of trouble, Papa Gary cums in me, peeking in my rectum, I am gay

Me fuckin ears mate

Cz-Bundy

Maybe the dentist likes it. Whatever happened to her

Prefect Racing

“race specific memes”…. RPM YOU FORGOT TWITTER AND LACK OF CONTEXT. THIS GETS OUT WE ARE FUCKED

Cally Gottlieb

Take your time mate, I’m sure it’ll be worth it 🤙🏼

TimmyC NZ

Good things come to those who wait!

CATSMITHY

This time could have been spent editing. UNACCEPTABLE

NigdemSlayer

edging myself till the new release

868Hex

How do I join the chat room

F1Fan754

Bye my EAEAEAEAEAEAEEAAAAAARS

Zulugwa

Its still 3 more days until the first lithst out, you got time Star. ZULUL

Zulugwa

TURBOCOCKING

Zulugwa

Because he likes to cross dress.

MrDatel

Why are you wearing lipstick?

Najjača firmetina bajo

Get ya knuckles dirty and stop talking shit you content producing whore 🤪

Justin Burns

How do you resist the temptation of not extending one more minute the video to make it a half an hour masterpiece?

Perez sCREAMER 69

I’d say this video is the most anticipated of the year so it’s understandable that it’s taking time

Asthmatic_Bogan

We are willing to wait for your genius to fulfill itself

Phunkysmurph

Good idea with the race chat to talk in real time! 🤟

IceSandy

I agree rpm, we need a chat that is specifically about racism, and we should keep the ableism in the original room.

c0mplex

I believe he was wearing her sunglasses

Brian G

RPM is still a cross-dresser. And I like it.

MrDatel

Bro got plastic surgery with that jawline hahaha.

Keith

Is the female dental assistant aware of the girth of your video?

FOErari pit sTRAGEDY

Dear RPM As a pigmented-person, I appreciate your sentiment in considering a Race-specific chat, but I have to say: I think we should stick to discussing Pumpernickel-smuggling/Osama-Bin-Russell/Horner's hog, and leave people's Race out of it. Just a thought. 🤣❤️

- Ross

So much girth that joining Hamas is the only logical answer

Zach

The cuckold becomes the cucker 👏

Braxton

ما هو الحب يا حبيبي لا تؤذيني لا تؤذيني بعد الآن...😩😩😩😩 welcum brothir

dutcharest

Glad we're getting a race-specific Chat, since the season is about to start. Hitler used railcars and fences to keep people organized, a third chat will probably work just fine for us.

No Limit Honky

Nah! This is how your lips look like after you've been licking Geri Halliwell's MINGE for weeks❗🤣

PHLATearth

take your time to edit the prize giving ceremony sponsored by Hamas, but when the new WeakLY PodCASt came out?

Vitor Ferrari

She wants the Girth!

francis reddyhoff

Dude your artistic masterpiece is your third most viewed video on you YouTube channel. I've even seen clips of it pop up on Instagram reels.

Rusty

I Told you TUESDAY VIDEO WAS FAKE KNEWS

Paul Di Resta

Little rocket cooking

Bitter_Solution

What ever you do, don’t build tunnel for Hamas. You’ll run into some American Jews

Toto wolffs headphones

Are you an Impostor?

Osama bin Latte

Take your time king

Shubham Seth

Are you wearing lipstick?

Cormac McGrath

Alright fine, he chose the profession, the work, the activity, the role. Antfucker ;) (dutch for nitpicker)

Barend Lahm

Well he didnt choose a job... he choose self employment... :D

BlazingGandalf

stop stealing the blow from Adrians drawing table! wait.... START STEALING MORE BLOW from adrians drawing table this aint FUUUAAAAASSSSSSTTTTT ENNNOOUUUGGHHHH

BlazingGandalf

Do you. Another day is cool

Adwnpinoy

All good RPM, we'll take it when we get it. Thank you Daddy.

Brent Weir

About 1-2 hours per 1min of video is completely normal. Looking forward to it!

Lukas

dear god get some sleep the videos can wait a couple days

Amy

#hamas4lyfe

hernsl

Stop trying so hard you're going to auto-cuck yourself into destruction.

hernsl

LOL

BlazingGandalf

nooooo, rather complain about something you could stop at any time and place

BlazingGandalf

"Mark my words"

BlazingGandalf

Proper inconsiderate of the FIA to make the off season a week long

Mclaren Enjoyer

To clean up after Lance "meetings" with his sister.

TomasK

Do a new chat per race weekend. Then we have an organized archive of our mental memes per weekend.

Jonesx

When are the Stroll family going to let RPM out of their dungeon? The fking nerve! Poor little rocket hasnt seen daylight in over 6 months, forced to watch Lance shag his sister once a day, having the gorlock sitting on him and being forced to kill the poor dentist! When is it enough? FREE RPM!!

TomasK

(sniff)

Snail Chaser

Certificates 🙃

Snail Chaser

If RPM joins Hamas, we all join Hamas #Hamas4Lyfe

Commonly HMRC

Let him massage that girth; hinge deepening!

Pual, Pula the … Rester

Nice superdry hoodie

Evan Madden-Nadeau

I would be exactly the same that is a girthy bastard indeed.

Paul Carberry

Nice glasses, my sister has a pair just like them.

Pewis Hair Plugs Hamilton

mate let the man do his thing, at the end of the day you can unsubscribe whenever u want

Teodor Kazakov

Are those wank napkins on the table behind you?

Charlie

These videos taking too long to come out!!

JOSE T.

Thicc boi

DIY Dad

its better to let him edit in his own way, i thjnk it s worth the wait

Zxphxr

Oi you are rolling around in fat stacks of patreon cash now. Hire and editor you psycho.

Meth

let little rocket cook

Splashy

Makes perfect sense & its all about the girth!!

Kate Ray

Release the long uncucked cut, whenever it's ready

Cosmin REN

You look like those funckin instagrammers making videos about how much work they have doing their fuckin work!! Even the window licker manages to be on time every fuckin race! Well look what you made me do!! I said it. You are less functional than strolovich!!

Mike777

Will Hamas still be sponsering the award show?

Erik Gross

Knowing the fucking reprobates in the RPM chat, you might want to be careful asking for "race specific memes"

Derek de Popcorn

End of season? Mate it's basically fuckin 2025.

HeavyHanded

He does have a nice nose

Bob Sandvagene

Let him cook

WogDog

Stop dicking about! Release some foking KONtent! ❤️❤️

Alexander Strøm

New chat per race would be good, or change the name before every race

Jon Clark

not trying to be weird but i love ur nose

nat

We love you Hitler, great work on the video so far

Damo

Third chat is a great idea, can’t wait for the video big dog

Charlie

If The Horndog gets fired it's because Hamas need you for a PR role

Steven Payne

If I dare to send my best regards from Poland, does it make me (in the quiet words of Tucker Carlson) a spamming c&nt? Don't mind me and finish the cinematic masterpiece

Woj FO

All I hear is excuses

Florian

THANK YOU AND GOODBYE***** (loudly)

Sebastian Cramer

Just hurry up cunt, you chose to do this job, do not EVADE THE RESPONSIBILITY (kidding of course, make it exactly like you envision it, thats what we want)

Barend Lahm

There better be some table flipping action!!!

Sir Purple Aki

Please put it out before you leave for Hamas … and fuck Ford. They stirred the Horndawg investigation up.

Papa Bogey

I wish our leaders and politicians would communicate like this

Murray Walker

If the video doesn’t come out tomorrow I will set myself on fire outside the Palestinian embassy in London

Barno

Omg! So much to unpack there... First and foremost, THANK YOU for the update. I genuinely miss your vlogs. 2. That is a phat one!!! Wow! 3. Please do not accidentally delete the whole thing. 4. Third chat is an amazing idea, because I honestly can't handle everything that is going on 5. Who cares what the chat title is, everyone is sharing disabled memes on everychat anyways!

Amir Vafaei

On a side note, I wonder who will replace Horner. I won't miss him. He's one of those pass remarkable smarmy fucks you meet every now and then. Have RB being biding there time with decision made ages ago but holding off so they can find an immediate replacement as opposed to an interim TP. Feels like it. Guenther Steiner has entered the chat. How cool would that be?

Aidan Sinnott

I like the idea of organizing our collective insanity. Also, I too believe that F1 has it in for you. You might want to consider a mobile Nerve center to confuse the CCP (who are obviously being paid to take you out) and making an underground bunker so you don’t get Navalny’ed.

Justa Fleshwound

Gay

Ruben

You have a solid point

Omar A

If he hires an editor I’m leaving. No editor in the world is mentally ill enough to edit a rpm aneurysm/rant like he does.

Ruben

What do you mean by race specific?

Baldo33

Don't worry my pookie I will join Hamas with you

DAYUMica Patrick

Open all the extra chats you want. Trying keep this lot on one subject, not gonna happens.

trippie gone

Join hamas and provide us with epic allah akbar edits

spanish war criminal

Discord would honestly be the best I think. But it would probably be hard to keep track of actual paying members and one time paying leeching scums

Oppolion

Oh...the chat is going to be about the Grand Prix... and not about the- never mind. You had me fooled until the end tbh

Foley's Wedding Planner

And the layDs he better bring with himself. It's my time! My MILK!

Osama bin Latte

Hire an editor or join hamas your choice

Omar A

Oh I don't know what the upload speeds are like in Gaza right now. Might be worth a check before joining. I mean, Internet access?! kind of a big deal and way more important than Israel and Hamas.

Aidan Sinnott

This is the way. Listen to Tyler please, Mr. Mohawk Man

sweardownonmenansgrave

Get some rest, you erudite hurluberlu (that’s also a real word)

Nathalie

You do you baby! Me and all your minions, enjoy the unhinged,deranged, and absolute mental shite you do so well

Monkeyboy

"I may be going to the middle east"

Foley's Wedding Planner

If you are gonna start a race-specific chat, are you gonna make one for each race? Or can you close and open chats as you wish? So you can have the one chat, but people can't comment, say 2 days after the race, till the next one?

axman1000

Apology accepted.

Daniel Sutter

Just make a discord, these patreon chats are kinda ass

Tyler

RACE WEEK BABYYY

Harrison

yea thanks for the delay. Son's crying now.

NickSFC

Lizard people are after u bro

S7eve_D1v

They are afraid of your work. All of em. Wankers.

eggwhite666

DAMN BOI THAT'S A THICC ASS BOI

Fred

If you need an editor to help with anything, happy to help. I know you like the creative control over the main channel videos, but the Patreon podcasts are a much simpler, edit. Just putting it out there, love your stuff!

Dan

Video is not coming out today? THROW. HIM. IN. JAIL.

SleagleGER

Great idea yeah - make a chat room for this community to share memes about race. That’ll go down well.

A LV

Just what I needed

Mark Twatter

Not gonna lie when I heard “race chat” I thought you were just posting racist memes.

Lance Stroll’s Barber

live race chat is an awesome idea

Satan's Avocado

Enjoy the desert buddy

JonteG

Love the idea of a race specific chat too. It's about time that the disabled meme channel gets the dedicated space it deserves.

Moulin Splooge

You a real minge for this one

Nicholas Kruse

Backup backup backup

Dnev

Let's pray for the best 🙏 #ISwearDownOnMeNansGrave

Ishpreet Bhatia

I'll be ready to eat when the food's done cookin', chef!

BoredGames

Hurry up you piss pig

Woody

Daddy’s cooking

Framy88

Lay off the adhd meds brother

Latte boy

We had a lad self immolate here in the states, least you can do if you’re not going to the Middle East

Justin McIsaac

Eh, boys... there's a RACE this weekend! 👍💪💪💪👏

shawn m.

You don't even dare to visit me! BUT if you would bring some PAWGs on the way.

Osama bin Latte

Remember to back it up on a USB dickhead

Jagel

I'd rather the video take longer and you be happy with the video you put out in the end.

Moulin Splooge

Enjoy the middle east!

aljaž96

WOULD YOU HURRY THE FUCK UP ALREADY?!!!!!

Washedmilton gets no clunge

My body is so ready

TrickySmalls

Not acceptable! I literaly planned to watch it eating dinner tonight, ruined my fucking night son.

D4N

For fucks sake RPM cancel your life and hurry the fuck up

Ricky

It’s aight she worth the wait with her girth

Sergiy Kosynskyy

I said it wouldn’t be this Tuesday he’s a bastard!!!!!!

Jihadi John

"Its 29 minutes long". Thats not what she said

Soebe

Thanks for the updatr 💪🏻

The Wolf

Daddy RPM with the girth

Tomi

Jump on that plane buddy

Curtis Liddell

It’s okay RPM I’m used to other male figures breaking promises you take your time.

crazyman177

Was looking forward to having something to enjoy after revising chemistry all day. Ya nonce

Lucas Asbury Welfare

Lies and deception

Rayn Goosling

Tuesdays come and is nearly gone.. hammas your bags

Baseer Baig

What are those mom ass sunglasses you got on 😭

Dupey

🫡🫡🫡

Sam Miles

Hamas sponsored by RPM

Ethan Evans

UPDAYT TIME BEEN BUSY WITH HAMAS

The Dali lama

If you do go to the middle east make sure to get a photo with Osama Bin Russell for us

JLuckett

I'm bussing just from the notification

Eric Schmitz

those glasses are mint

Colt Alabama

Coook you fucker, sleep is overrated.

Christian Den Butter

Fuark

Curtis Liddell

This is gunna be a fucking phat one

Maou Umbra

yeeeeeee, nice Jackie O sunnies

aux

oh rpm you're such a samantha

snappleopinion

Finally 😂😂😂😂😂

John Cameron

Let the man cook

Slight Moron

🍆🍆🍆🍆 just painted the room white

Remadas

First

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