RPMF1 : The Nerve #22 - Burn in Hell

Can you tell more stories about people who’ve messaged you on insta and once knew you and now want stuff from you? More about how people’s interactions with you change after you’ve told them you have a YT channel?

Georgina

2024-10-31 23:26:51 +0000 UTC

I love it when you talk about other stuff :)

Georgina

2024-10-28 07:01:36 +0000 UTC

Oi mate lend us a tenner

Bittersteel

2024-06-24 20:13:07 +0000 UTC

Oh for Christ sake, just ask her name from the clinic you fucktard

Moh HS

2024-06-19 15:11:33 +0000 UTC

Where new nErVE adolf?

Edging 4 Newey

2024-06-05 16:18:30 +0000 UTC

What’s your dream car

Zimshady

2024-03-30 19:21:28 +0000 UTC

I dunno why but this is one of my favorite nerve episodes

IamStupid

2024-03-14 14:46:47 +0000 UTC

The nerve of you to not update the NERVE

Treasonous Yankee

2024-03-14 05:11:31 +0000 UTC

Are you dead?

Dom, the Family dude

2024-03-13 14:13:22 +0000 UTC

$4.99 for a month with no nerve is actually a crime you slippery little bastard

Osama bin ankle socks

2024-03-13 05:34:07 +0000 UTC

almost a month without the NERvEee, what the actual fuck are you playing dipshit?

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

2024-03-11 22:43:03 +0000 UTC

What happened with the dentist lad?

Jamie McDonald

2024-03-08 16:19:25 +0000 UTC

your friend, not friend, from 9 yrs ago is a real dick holster!

Paul Luther

2024-03-07 11:42:55 +0000 UTC

Disgusting lady>the dentist

Glitch7779

2024-03-06 11:28:09 +0000 UTC

Fires burning on every corner of the F1 landscape. Yet this man's keeping his mouth shut. One must admire the strength.

Max Mosley

2024-03-06 00:03:29 +0000 UTC

WEAKLY PODCAST HE SED.

Toluco

2024-03-05 09:12:20 +0000 UTC

hatefukc Danica Patrick 🥴

R R

2024-03-03 00:49:23 +0000 UTC

where is the NEW NERVE?? 😩

R R

2024-03-03 00:48:43 +0000 UTC

The comments about the horndog has aged like the finest of fine wine.

Liam Warren

2024-03-01 13:27:34 +0000 UTC

They might as well play the Dutch national anthem instead of that stupid F1 tune at the beginning of each race now.

Flatland Splitfest

2024-02-29 09:53:27 +0000 UTC

let little rocket cook

Splashy

2024-02-27 06:29:55 +0000 UTC

So dead or vegged? Not sure I understand the question?

Fragbait

2024-02-26 19:13:00 +0000 UTC

Ha, you fool! That's easy = Fernando Alonso driving full raging bull mode round the Nurburgring WHILE having sexy fun time with Danica Patrick in the back seat. I wonder what her head sounds like banging rhythmically off a car door?

Fragbait

2024-02-26 19:11:02 +0000 UTC

I want my awards show! I am not entertained. Also, I think you’re amazing and sooo talented. But I do subscribe and so I think you owe me. Could you please pay off my mortgage?

Justa Fleshwound

2024-02-26 17:01:13 +0000 UTC

Thats not even a question. Sigmalonso all day.

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

2024-02-26 16:59:33 +0000 UTC

George, you are correct

BlazingGandalf

2024-02-26 09:02:52 +0000 UTC

With Christian Horner wanking in the corner shouting expletives at them

Satan's Avocado

2024-02-26 00:04:30 +0000 UTC

A true Sigma move

Satan's Avocado

2024-02-26 00:00:48 +0000 UTC

Easy. Fernando 10 minutes of sexy time

sillyboi63

2024-02-25 23:33:36 +0000 UTC

Would You Rather? Have 10 Minutes as a passenger in a car with Fernando Alonso driving full raging bull mode round the Nurburgring, OR Have a ten minute anything goes sexy fun time with Danica Patrick ???

Satan's Avocado

2024-02-25 18:32:57 +0000 UTC

Nah, murder will not change anything. He will need to call someone the wrong pronoune, or say he likes Trump to get him of the grid.

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

2024-02-25 15:57:58 +0000 UTC

What are your personal episode titles for each of the DTS episodes?

Earl Cervantes

2024-02-25 01:03:39 +0000 UTC

How monumentally will stroll have to mess up to get fired? Punching his own trainer didn't do it, so i guess its gonna have to be murder at least to do the trick.

Benjamin McCormick

2024-02-24 22:25:35 +0000 UTC

Oi swear on mi nans socks been over week now. Proper fumin

Chris Wright

2024-02-24 21:08:58 +0000 UTC

Vote for me

Ronald Reagan

2024-02-24 04:22:14 +0000 UTC

Question : Do you perfer senna or micheal schumacher?

Matt

2024-02-23 06:11:21 +0000 UTC

The thing about taking a bath with a toaster on Valentine’s Day is absolutely true. Someone in Sydney literally threw themselves in front of a train on Valentine’s Day. The funny thing is all my mates from work joked that he probably didn’t get any flowers. Or he was TiREd oF WaiTInG for A NeW EpiSOde OF The nErVE.

Kulpete

2024-02-23 05:31:38 +0000 UTC

If Red Bull thought there was any weight to the allegations Christian would have been MIA from the car launch on. He's not going anywhere.

Dum Fuk

2024-02-22 17:57:54 +0000 UTC

I have no dog in the fight and I’m not defending Christian Horner, if he’s done it I hope he gets sacked on site. But trying to settle is standard, anyone in a high position offers to settle in these positions regardless of whether they are guilty or innocent because the story reaching the light of day in the first place is so damaging for their career they’d rather pay to make it go away. Not looking great for him though

McLovin

2024-02-22 17:31:50 +0000 UTC

The Regime Funeral needs it's own special video. It was hilariously bad 😂😂

No Limit Honky 🖕🏻

2024-02-22 17:14:39 +0000 UTC

EVEN ISIS DOES HOSTAGE VIDOES JUST SAYING

TheTUNNELER🦁

2024-02-22 13:39:27 +0000 UTC

Dont be to harsh, he is still locked up in the Stroll basement. He cant do much until they release him. FREE RPM!

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

2024-02-22 13:12:16 +0000 UTC

True true, apologies

Fake RPM

2024-02-22 06:36:46 +0000 UTC

comfortably numb at the dentist's rn awaiting the knewz-uh

l'éclair hotline

2024-02-21 21:52:20 +0000 UTC

Lewis Mid-Field Milton confirmed! Mercedes behind RB, McLaren, Ferrari, Aston Martin and even the RB Parts team! Suffah lewis!

Dum Fuk

2024-02-21 21:49:19 +0000 UTC

HEY DICKHEAD THERE ARE CARS ON TRACK AND NOT A PEEP FROM YOU. BRING BACK THE INVESTAGAYTIVE JERNALISM. MY. SANITY. IS. HANGING. ON. BY. A. THREADDDDD. LOVE YOU KTKSBYE

TheTUNNELER🦁

2024-02-21 17:29:44 +0000 UTC

Question: Do we get a ramadam special to prevent the muslims from issuing at fatwa against us

spanish war criminal

2024-02-21 12:01:59 +0000 UTC

RPM to his family after moving out: "Fuck all of you, you're never gonna see me again, I hope this house burns down, I am liberating myself from the hell you people have created." Also RPM: "I try and help the people around me. You know, like my family, the people who are actually in my life." cerebral explosion 🫠

Nathalie

2024-02-21 11:31:44 +0000 UTC

Nah bro gave the dentist a filling iF yOu KnOw WhAt I mEaN

Aohdaki

2024-02-21 11:10:45 +0000 UTC

Muslim here, Ramadan starts on Sunday 10th of March and lasts 1 month. Apparently they want the grand prix over and done with before it starts (get the infidels out before devoting a month to prayer)

Farah

2024-02-21 10:57:35 +0000 UTC

I reckon he's been smashing Mrs Perez and making Sergio watch

Vitch tits

2024-02-21 09:03:47 +0000 UTC

Aston martin put out a press release today, they are confident Lance Stroll has bridged the gap to Alonso, after intensive work over the winter, engineers worked out how to increase his performance on track, Once strapped in the car, they affix a photo of his sister naked bent over giving him the over the shoulder look back fuck me eyes, to the inside of the wind deflector just out of reach, the dribbling spastic then drives a fast as he can trying to catch up and fuck the photo of his sister.

Vitch tits

2024-02-21 09:01:50 +0000 UTC

my favourite part of every episode is singing along in time to song lyrics i either do or do not know. before screaming "LAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN." My neighbors are concerned

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

2024-02-21 06:32:15 +0000 UTC

Do you reckon Christian Horner was asking this employee to dress up like the regime and do him in Max Mosley style?

A carrot.

2024-02-21 00:33:34 +0000 UTC

the NERVE on getting you to pay for his scholarship/car is the shortcut to hell! For me is just absolutly incredible, low and unheard... and I have friends who have made it big.

Deamon from hell

2024-02-20 23:08:58 +0000 UTC

arse or tits

alonso

2024-02-20 20:51:29 +0000 UTC

Hey Stephen, remember back in uni when we

likklenandolorris

2024-02-20 19:38:39 +0000 UTC

Hey RPM how is the love story going with the dental ASSistant? You went there a few times and you give up? That's a weak ass shit G! Get it together!!! Next week go again and ask about her

TheRussianspy

2024-02-20 19:28:48 +0000 UTC

THANK YOU FOR BEING SO INSPARAYSHUNIL. I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR TURING MY LIFE AROUND AND GIVING ME THE STRENGTH TO ROLL OUT OF THE SATANIC PEDOPHILE ORGY DITCH. I MADE THIS PIECE OF SHIT IN GRATTITUDE FOR YOUR WORLD ALTERING CHARISMA. https://youtu.be/jfQ1VilbYgg

Pang

2024-02-20 18:45:08 +0000 UTC

doctor said no and left

Zulugwa

2024-02-20 16:19:03 +0000 UTC

U must be deaf from the MASSIVE GUITAR SOLO! Award show will have premiera 5 minute before the first race. ^^

Zulugwa

2024-02-20 16:18:18 +0000 UTC

You know this will be fire when it starts with a perfect cover of creed

El Paek

2024-02-20 15:04:19 +0000 UTC

Where's the award show

Dashnet -

2024-02-20 12:07:26 +0000 UTC

Hey Rocket, it's your old friend Gary from school. Remember when we pushed the kid in the wheelchair off the roof? Good times. Anyway, please send me $250k in unmarked bills

Gary Indiana

2024-02-20 03:34:22 +0000 UTC

2 questions of me got answered. Bow before me

Florian

2024-02-20 02:36:09 +0000 UTC

Lance Stoll's clam shell has a goatee

Why aren't you a cam girl

2024-02-20 01:53:21 +0000 UTC

When are you seeing the dentist girl?

cMuzzy1

2024-02-19 23:47:39 +0000 UTC

still nothing on the Horndog? ADDITIONAL INVESTIGAYTIVE JOURNALISM IS REQUIRED!

Evinak

2024-02-19 23:43:20 +0000 UTC

It’s practice week and I’m twitching. It feels like that one time I promised my wife I would quit smoking for a week and it’s day 6 hour 23 minute 59. Let’s fucking go.

Timi Heineken

2024-02-19 22:57:55 +0000 UTC

Real

Bwoah

2024-02-19 22:46:14 +0000 UTC

Update on the the teeth doctor please mate ??

Agro

2024-02-19 22:38:27 +0000 UTC

Bc george does the damage to others

l3vel up gam3r

2024-02-19 22:23:03 +0000 UTC

Bc he George is a dickhead

Mango

2024-02-19 21:52:56 +0000 UTC

No Woman No Cry

PHLATearth

2024-02-19 20:26:17 +0000 UTC

How TF does Checo do 3.2 mil in car damage, but you still call Russell the kamikaze driver? In contrast Russell did less than 700k in car damage.

Ionut Alex

2024-02-19 18:46:46 +0000 UTC

To be honest, there is nothing via text I am not willing to receive for £650,000

LeanneFarr

2024-02-19 16:29:32 +0000 UTC

Revurs sykology

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

2024-02-19 13:17:35 +0000 UTC

Yes, he has a printer too

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

2024-02-19 13:14:31 +0000 UTC

So who did he burry in his backyard then? Paul?

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

2024-02-19 13:14:02 +0000 UTC

RIP and shout out to the dentist

francis reddyhoff

2024-02-19 03:27:12 +0000 UTC

Also, because i dont use the CCCP KGB GESTAPO SMART espionage phone. I cant acces the cum unity section btw.

Zulugwa

2024-02-18 23:19:17 +0000 UTC

I have never heard of a more desperate man trying to get a help message out! He is fking captured and put in the Stroll basement where he has to watch Lance shag his sister! Of course he is tired of hearing that! The fking NERVE! Free RPM NOW!!

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

2024-02-18 22:54:29 +0000 UTC

RPM's imaginary friend due to his schizophrenia

Finlay ross

2024-02-18 22:45:59 +0000 UTC

Plenty of ways they could

Nabz77

2024-02-18 21:06:35 +0000 UTC

💐

l'éclair hotline

2024-02-18 20:23:41 +0000 UTC

Me too

Pang

2024-02-18 20:21:50 +0000 UTC

Why are you telling us to not ask about the dental assistant? Are you stupid?

🅱️uan 🅱️ablo 🅱️ontoya 🐕

2024-02-18 20:04:30 +0000 UTC

Yea, but Indycar isn’t the global embodiment of corruption and excess that F1 is.

Pang

2024-02-18 19:05:57 +0000 UTC

Indycar needs a version

Christopher Darr

2024-02-18 18:46:39 +0000 UTC

The Dental Assistant is RPM deep lore. You need to listen to back episodes to get it.

Charlie

2024-02-18 18:39:06 +0000 UTC

Thank you for the donation.

Pang

2024-02-18 18:36:19 +0000 UTC

The snow always helps damper the stench. Thanks, also congrats on the like for this comment. Not only does he read my questions but he also likes comments that are responses to something I had asked someone else about. I think he may be stalking me. I’m in a ditch with a tampered asshole at the moment so things are on the upswing. Yea he’s a fucking lunatic and I love it. The only downside is that I could never start my own channel since it would essentially just be a shitty version of his as the subject matter would be too similar.

Pang

2024-02-18 18:34:22 +0000 UTC

who is the dentist?

Melvin Bille

2024-02-18 18:27:55 +0000 UTC

When could they schedule them? It’s too hot for anything but the first and last parts of the season and other places are too cold to swap with.

Pang

2024-02-18 18:21:58 +0000 UTC

updates on the dentist?

Finlay ross

2024-02-18 17:17:45 +0000 UTC

RPM + Leg Days = PR

CowsWithGuns

2024-02-18 16:37:19 +0000 UTC

They tried to schedule the races before Ramadan, but tbh as a Muslim.. they should just put the races at a diff point in the season but there you go.. a lot of oil money influence in Arab countries that they’re trying to appease to keep their f1 funding they don’t care about religion 😂

Nabz77

2024-02-18 13:39:21 +0000 UTC

#freethepangone

MemoryMan

2024-02-18 12:13:16 +0000 UTC

but does RPM have them printed out?

Amir Vafaei

2024-02-18 10:37:49 +0000 UTC

I think happiest person in the Horner scandal is his ex wife. Getting dumped coz she let the Horn dog throw one up her, resulting in a kid and her having a fresh baby body. Being switched out for an anorexic ginger has been. He gave Perez more of a chance to sort himself out. The move at the time was as shocking as the Pewis Hamilton dumping Mercedes for Ferrari is today.

thechojiin

2024-02-18 09:40:38 +0000 UTC

Change your dentist! You got a problem, change your f***ing dentist!

MemoryMan

2024-02-18 07:46:23 +0000 UTC

I am

Pang

2024-02-18 02:31:53 +0000 UTC

Horner is a bad liar. When the costcappen scandal hit, he said everything except "we didn't break the cost cap." He said he was disappointed, that Zak Brown had no documentation, and that kids were getting bullied. This time he was just cruising at his baseline level of cringe. Which admittedly is quite high. But he didn't elevate to Incandescent Creeper. I'd say he is being no more dishonest than usual about these accusations.

Anthony Lathrop

2024-02-18 00:38:54 +0000 UTC

I WILL NEVER GET OVER IT, NOONE HAS EVER SNIFFED ME THAT WAY

DAYUMica Patrick

2024-02-17 23:18:58 +0000 UTC

I SNIFFED YOU ONCE GET OVER IT

Snail Chaser

2024-02-17 23:08:35 +0000 UTC

BURN IN HELL

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

2024-02-17 22:37:17 +0000 UTC

Some races have been run 74 races in fact. https://www.lightsoutblog.com/f1-races-which-were-not-held-on-a-sunday/

InfiniteIdeas

2024-02-17 21:50:15 +0000 UTC

#justiceforpang

Charlie

2024-02-17 20:15:59 +0000 UTC

The Bahrain and the Saudi race are before Ramadan, Ramadan start on the 11th of March

Aziz

2024-02-17 20:06:59 +0000 UTC

after listening for the second time, I honestly want to say: Thank you! You really have been consistant. I am enjoying it...

Amir Vafaei

2024-02-17 19:53:34 +0000 UTC

Might have done 😂🙃

Lange Man

2024-02-17 19:43:09 +0000 UTC

I don’t know, I didn’t see you typing. Did you hit buttons multiple times before deleting the excess letters?

Pang

2024-02-17 19:21:33 +0000 UTC

I understand. I am a liability

Pang

2024-02-17 19:14:32 +0000 UTC

Not bad today. It’s freezing with snow. So it’s bearable. Good work on getting your questions answered. RPM is my get away from reality. Only reason I watch F1 is so I know what he is talking about when I listen to the nerve or see his videos

Christopher Darr

2024-02-17 19:13:36 +0000 UTC

How bad is the smell today?

Pang

2024-02-17 19:11:47 +0000 UTC

I’m right by campus

Christopher Darr

2024-02-17 19:09:22 +0000 UTC

Illinois love my Statemate

Pang

2024-02-17 19:08:42 +0000 UTC

Nailed it

Christopher Darr

2024-02-17 19:06:49 +0000 UTC

You are the best

Christopher Darr

2024-02-17 19:06:35 +0000 UTC

And I can offend you. Watch this, OH-

Pang

2024-02-17 19:05:37 +0000 UTC

ITS NOT ABOUT YOU! IT’S ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT ARE OFFENDED ON BEHALF OF A SEPARATE GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO THEY HAVE NEVER MET! IT’S 2024! THE ILINIWEKS ARE PEOPLE TOO IS WHAT SOMEONE ONCE SAID I THINK!

Pang

2024-02-17 19:01:26 +0000 UTC

No Pang you got cut off! Sorry not sorry lol

TMR

2024-02-17 18:59:52 +0000 UTC

As a cis white capitalistic pig. You can’t offend me.

Christopher Darr

2024-02-17 18:48:27 +0000 UTC

Did I stutter?

Lange Man

2024-02-17 18:36:52 +0000 UTC

I actualy forgot about the dentist grill. Thx for reminding me of her Majesty BOOBA. Kreygasm

Zulugwa

2024-02-17 18:03:37 +0000 UTC

Yea, Apollo was a great champion

Pang

2024-02-17 17:35:07 +0000 UTC

RACISTS!!!!

Pang

2024-02-17 17:34:44 +0000 UTC

RPM has never felt a woman’s empress. He prefers the fellas

sillyboi63

2024-02-17 17:33:46 +0000 UTC

Can I join the cell?

Pang

2024-02-17 17:33:19 +0000 UTC

A settlement offer is not an indication of guilt. It is a method to get rid of the issue and eliminate distractions. Happens all the time. A female relative worked for a racing team. A driver asked her out. She said no and reported it to management, who then thanked her for declining and reporting the event. Why? Too many female employees say yes and then they need to go. It’s not a dating service.

Jennga, a Shagger

2024-02-17 17:32:17 +0000 UTC

Now, I know you said to not hangout with pedophiles and human traffickers if we get a question answered. But what if we get a question answered and we become a white hat human trafficker? Sorta like that sound of freedom guy. Where we traffic one child at a time. But, we sell them to Mormon and evangelical families. Sure, we'll give Jeffy and his boys more money to traffic kids and sure the kids we do save will get molested by someone in the church. But the most mentally ill people in America will send bomb threats to anyone who says anything negative about us and our assholes won't resemble tube socks with broken elastic.

Garrat M

2024-02-17 16:46:54 +0000 UTC

Great hastag

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

2024-02-17 16:31:19 +0000 UTC

Apollo Creed is dead

Pang

2024-02-17 16:22:41 +0000 UTC

Excuse me?

Pang

2024-02-17 16:19:17 +0000 UTC

#justiceforpang

Michael Massive’s Massive Mate

2024-02-17 15:48:56 +0000 UTC

10/10

Charles

2024-02-17 14:45:05 +0000 UTC

Common now we are elites in the RPM world. We can’t hate on each other 😎

TMR

2024-02-17 13:41:48 +0000 UTC

Commonwealth Pigs!!!

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

2024-02-17 13:31:49 +0000 UTC

Me and RPM used to hook up in school

DAYUMica Patrick

2024-02-17 13:13:42 +0000 UTC

Latte boy also looked like he was being forced at gunpoint by Toto to stand there at the W15 launch. I can't believe the absolute NERVE of those people trying to hit you up for cash.

Zipa

2024-02-17 11:26:20 +0000 UTC

He spent more time on my question, hold my cock you degenerate scum

Fake RPM

2024-02-17 10:54:48 +0000 UTC

You think you better than me because ge answered your question twice you dickhead?

Fake RPM

2024-02-17 10:54:10 +0000 UTC

That’s a suspicious number of dentist visits. You heading down there every Friday?

Charles Magnuson

2024-02-17 10:36:42 +0000 UTC

Hold on the next Nerve episode until after the DTS release. I'm sure they have re-edited this last season multiple times with the past news cycle.

Cosmin REN

2024-02-17 10:01:28 +0000 UTC

No matter how many questions you end up answering, nobody will take away that my question was the first you ever answered and therefor I'm better than all these commonwealth pigs (obvious sarcasm)

Lange Man

2024-02-17 09:43:27 +0000 UTC

who is Ramazan?

Jose Quiles

2024-02-17 09:19:54 +0000 UTC

Give us some money 😂😂😂

Marco

2024-02-17 07:25:14 +0000 UTC

You answered me again!!!!!! I’m so ending up face down dead for sure 🤣🤣🤣

TMR

2024-02-17 07:01:43 +0000 UTC

Lmao I totally felt that way when you answered my question! 🤣🤣

TMR

2024-02-17 06:54:12 +0000 UTC

I was born and raised a Muslim, and I must state that to my influenced-by-islam-Persian eye, you, Daddy look just like an Infidel.

Amir Vafaei

2024-02-17 06:52:16 +0000 UTC

Lmao but what if I am sitting on the couch with my wife this is what we love to do together! She sometimes finds it funnier than I do! 🤣🤣 so just find yourself someone who shares this twisted humour we all have. And yes that is my wife in the picture with me so hot twisted women do live along us. But you won’t find them until your late 20’s to 30’s because the world and specially anyone who is woke or who got all their Covid 19 shots even if you got 2 and when you got them do thought you were “doing your part” or post on social media for likes but don’t like the attention. Need a fucking reality check!

TMR

2024-02-17 06:36:11 +0000 UTC

Can you buy me a car ?

Desmo 🐱🍑🥷

2024-02-17 06:17:22 +0000 UTC

De Telegraph? Huge news coming out from a Dutch publication... Again. Yet again. A bit suspicious isn't it Joss Verstappen?

SJ

2024-02-17 06:13:32 +0000 UTC

Wouldn’t be surprised if RPM belts out some taking back Sunday or The Used. I reckon there’s an emo in him 😆

Krazyaitchy

2024-02-17 05:35:12 +0000 UTC

I remember when the F1 season used to start in Melbourne and finish in Sao Paulo. They've now managed to sandwich that with 5 shit tracks on the calendar.

Chrashtor Maldonado

2024-02-17 04:36:26 +0000 UTC

Just realized that you can rearrange ‘Adrian Newey’ to ‘Drain A Weeny’

Achmed Rosenstein

2024-02-17 03:36:23 +0000 UTC

That was pretty sweet

MATTHEW GORDON

2024-02-17 02:58:09 +0000 UTC

First of all, congratulations on becoming an upstanding member of the comunity, and really important QueStion: with the season start is become a shit storm, is 2024 become a great season since The Massive Sack? AND BURN IN HELL YOU BASTARD

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

2024-02-17 02:00:08 +0000 UTC

And to think I was being self-conscious about words of encouragement and a desire to contribute. I've been going about this all wrong: fuck you, pay me.

Fistful of Drachma

2024-02-17 02:00:04 +0000 UTC

Just talk to some ladies, you find a gf or you grow your garden. It's win win.

Dum Fuk

2024-02-17 01:48:26 +0000 UTC

what happened with dentist 🦷 🗣️

Noah

2024-02-17 01:13:41 +0000 UTC

I know I say this every time but this was the BEST broadcast from our lord and savior 🙏🏻

IamStupid

2024-02-17 01:09:10 +0000 UTC

KONSISTENSHI! Like it!

LemUhu

2024-02-17 00:49:32 +0000 UTC

6 days boys Rocket watch Daytona this weekend. It's America's national hangover event after the Superbowl last week

Matt

2024-02-17 00:15:01 +0000 UTC

RIP dentist's assistant and shout out to her family...

Evinak

2024-02-17 00:08:37 +0000 UTC

Once a week is more than enough

PHLATearth

2024-02-17 00:03:40 +0000 UTC

Having listened to this "broad"cast, I have but one question - "What is happening with the dentist??"

axman1000

2024-02-16 23:54:55 +0000 UTC

Should have waited a few more hours before you confident nothing burger. lol.

Fresh Pescado

2024-02-16 23:47:37 +0000 UTC

hitler

bigaidsfromthefareast

2024-02-16 23:46:33 +0000 UTC

Very true!!!! Miserable and alone.

Fresh Pescado

2024-02-16 23:37:56 +0000 UTC

Nerve release on the birthday

Unknown name for security reasons

2024-02-16 23:36:05 +0000 UTC

You got to to call your parents more often mate

Humberto

2024-02-16 23:24:37 +0000 UTC

That fella with car payment is ridiculous 😂

DK

2024-02-16 22:42:34 +0000 UTC

Horner identifies as a trans Asian black woman. So...

The Goose is Loose

2024-02-16 22:31:03 +0000 UTC

The mustache guy (Chase Carey) is no longer in F1. Luca Domenicali runs FOM now. Liberty Media may be an American company, but F1 has been run by an Italian, former Ferrari team boss, since the start of 2021. Do I smell fish?

Massive Innuendo

2024-02-16 22:30:21 +0000 UTC

Ferrari uploaded another video for the pit stop with the caption " Admin got so caught up in the shot we chose the wrong take " Hilarious

Slowhand77

2024-02-16 22:07:52 +0000 UTC

This £3/month is the Best investment I've ever made ❗

PHLATearth

2024-02-16 21:44:31 +0000 UTC

Good morning AustraLYA. Here we go.

CATSMITHY

2024-02-16 21:36:40 +0000 UTC

Unfortunately Osama Bin Latte Boi has been praying for LH to leave and he finally gets his wish only for Lil Kimi to be named his 2025 teammate at a later time

Commonly HMRC

2024-02-16 21:36:29 +0000 UTC

Perez's not gonna win a GP in this season.

PHLATearth

2024-02-16 21:27:12 +0000 UTC

New year new him

Alexis Baird

2024-02-16 21:26:27 +0000 UTC

That's from me in CCCP

Commonly HMRC

2024-02-16 21:19:58 +0000 UTC

Pause #ForeverHorner is a wild hashtag lmao

Foley's Wedding Planner

2024-02-16 21:19:31 +0000 UTC

"I swear to Christ if I hear about this dentist.....she's buried in the back garden....you'll hear about her in 6 months"

Foley's Wedding Planner

2024-02-16 21:14:59 +0000 UTC

Okay so de Telegraaf is as reliable as any other mainstream non f1 news outlet.

Gerco bosch

2024-02-16 21:10:12 +0000 UTC

The Lord always present himself when I'm having a 2-3 hour long video call with my parents... ...then I'm always an hour late here. This is what happened two times in a row or more. Coincidence? I THINK NOT ❗😅

PHLATearth

2024-02-16 21:06:43 +0000 UTC

If you don’t do a live session with a creed riff you need to be thrown In jail

Christopher Darr

2024-02-16 21:05:09 +0000 UTC

Oh and I received some strongly worded letters from Sheffield city council. Something about registering to vote??

Pink elephant in the room

2024-02-16 21:04:48 +0000 UTC

Pink Floyd. Now creed. I like it

Christopher Darr

2024-02-16 21:04:21 +0000 UTC

INI

Christopher Darr

2024-02-16 21:03:49 +0000 UTC

De Telegraaf is a pretty reliable source.

Pink elephant in the room

2024-02-16 21:03:00 +0000 UTC

Are you gonna go full saltburn on the dentists grave?

Ellie

2024-02-16 21:02:26 +0000 UTC

ILL brother

Dylan Altman

2024-02-16 21:01:59 +0000 UTC

Fat lady milked, let's get this done

Osama bin Latte

2024-02-16 20:56:46 +0000 UTC

Simply perfect timing, this is the best time to release the NeRvE for us autistic authors

Commonly HMRC

2024-02-16 20:49:37 +0000 UTC

The cost cap obviously lol

Commonly HMRC

2024-02-16 20:48:09 +0000 UTC

Perfectly reasonable and calm as per

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

2024-02-16 20:45:42 +0000 UTC

I know new year new Mohawk

francis reddyhoff

2024-02-16 20:43:39 +0000 UTC

https://www.facebook.com/reel/2596321570529820?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=s54t8k Christian Horndogs first race 😂😂

Chris

2024-02-16 20:37:48 +0000 UTC

Holy shit weekly podcast

Alexis Baird

2024-02-16 20:33:37 +0000 UTC

Criticizes “Professionality” Unironically invented Speculationin’ Based 👏🏻

Taylor Savoie

2024-02-16 20:31:24 +0000 UTC

no santa klaus is from klaus barbie pulling of a christian horner on jean moulin

Heaven Iwnl

2024-02-16 20:31:24 +0000 UTC

The capitalist pigs moved the races to Saturday to make more money on concessions because people would be fasting on Sunday.

Allen

2024-02-16 20:31:17 +0000 UTC

The dentist was made up. There are no dentists in britain

Soebe

2024-02-16 20:30:09 +0000 UTC

And Ferrari in 2025

Christopher Darr

2024-02-16 20:24:09 +0000 UTC

nEw yEaR nEw Me

BlazingGandalf

2024-02-16 20:24:00 +0000 UTC

Paid his taxes. What a good cis white commonweath capitalist pig. The cuck King Charles appreciates your support. Seriously I love RPM

Christopher Darr

2024-02-16 20:18:30 +0000 UTC

Eeee a Creed fan, impressive 🤘

Krazyaitchy

2024-02-16 20:14:54 +0000 UTC

Daddy is being consistent, and I LIKE IT!

Zombie James May

2024-02-16 20:12:46 +0000 UTC

Dentist went and watched the channel and switched careers to avoid lil’rocket.

Allen

2024-02-16 20:11:05 +0000 UTC

would the £650,000 horner tried to buy that woman off with come out of the catering budget?

martin

2024-02-16 20:10:38 +0000 UTC

Hey, Update on the dentist? 🦷🦴

Jack LeMoustache

2024-02-16 20:07:21 +0000 UTC

what happened with the dentist?

Benjamin

2024-02-16 20:06:07 +0000 UTC

Mi pastor, nada me falta

Leo

2024-02-16 20:06:06 +0000 UTC

Mark Tremonti has entered the chat

marc conner

2024-02-16 20:05:06 +0000 UTC

The messiah of autism has returned!!

tippinon944s

2024-02-16 20:02:22 +0000 UTC

THE VINEGAR STROKE CAN WAIT

Shaggy

2024-02-16 20:01:02 +0000 UTC

He's about to cum, I already did

Eric Statham

2024-02-16 20:00:20 +0000 UTC

I put my wife aside to listen to this

Jorge Colmenares

2024-02-16 20:00:20 +0000 UTC

Perfectly numbbbb to everything that isnt a RPM broadcast

TheExile

2024-02-16 20:00:13 +0000 UTC

Nice. Was jerking myself off. That will have to wait for now

Luke Skywalker

2024-02-16 19:59:58 +0000 UTC

Just in time so i can download it for a 4hr flight, you absolute legend. DM Me or Christian Horny for willy pics x

WankMeOffYaNonce

2024-02-16 19:59:52 +0000 UTC

I needed a good wank tonight, perfect timing

Nick

2024-02-16 19:59:51 +0000 UTC

I do enjoy a nice and warm toaster bath

Jonn Alfaro

2024-02-16 19:59:50 +0000 UTC

Fuck yes!

Adwnpinoy

2024-02-16 19:59:44 +0000 UTC

IM SIX FEET FORM THE EDGEEEE

Gilbert

2024-02-16 19:59:35 +0000 UTC

Thank you

Masi's Marauder

2024-02-16 19:59:32 +0000 UTC

😋

Sibz

2024-02-16 19:59:28 +0000 UTC

Simply beautiful verbal artistry this is

The Massive

2024-02-16 19:59:23 +0000 UTC

Perfect timing, I was bored

Nathalie

2024-02-16 19:59:19 +0000 UTC

I’m gonna cum

BlackJack

2024-02-16 19:59:15 +0000 UTC

piss on me and beat me plz

Jax Soff

2024-02-16 19:59:13 +0000 UTC

Noice

Joey Bensley

2024-02-16 19:59:13 +0000 UTC

Yessssss NEW YEAR NEW ROCKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Erasmus B. Dragon

2024-02-16 19:59:09 +0000 UTC

Fuck Mercedes

TeamLH Cult Leader

2024-02-16 19:59:08 +0000 UTC

Hell yea!!

Gavin F

2024-02-16 19:59:03 +0000 UTC

ok

Beanss

2024-02-16 19:58:58 +0000 UTC

Yeah

Lawrence Stroll

2024-02-16 19:58:48 +0000 UTC

YASSSSSSSS

Ola Nowicka

2024-02-16 19:58:45 +0000 UTC

The Nerve #22 - Burn in Hell

Comments

Can you tell more stories about people who’ve messaged you on insta and once knew you and now want stuff from you? More about how people’s interactions with you change after you’ve told them you have a YT channel?

I love it when you talk about other stuff :)

Oi mate lend us a tenner

Oh for Christ sake, just ask her name from the clinic you fucktard

Where new nErVE adolf?

What’s your dream car

I dunno why but this is one of my favorite nerve episodes

The nerve of you to not update the NERVE

Are you dead?

$4.99 for a month with no nerve is actually a crime you slippery little bastard

almost a month without the NERvEee, what the actual fuck are you playing dipshit?

What happened with the dentist lad?

your friend, not friend, from 9 yrs ago is a real dick holster!

Disgusting lady>the dentist

Fires burning on every corner of the F1 landscape. Yet this man's keeping his mouth shut. One must admire the strength.

WEAKLY PODCAST HE SED.

hatefukc Danica Patrick 🥴

where is the NEW NERVE?? 😩

The comments about the horndog has aged like the finest of fine wine.

They might as well play the Dutch national anthem instead of that stupid F1 tune at the beginning of each race now.

let little rocket cook

So dead or vegged? Not sure I understand the question?

Ha, you fool! That's easy = Fernando Alonso driving full raging bull mode round the Nurburgring WHILE having sexy fun time with Danica Patrick in the back seat. I wonder what her head sounds like banging rhythmically off a car door?

I want my awards show! I am not entertained. Also, I think you’re amazing and sooo talented. But I do subscribe and so I think you owe me. Could you please pay off my mortgage?

Thats not even a question. Sigmalonso all day.

George, you are correct

With Christian Horner wanking in the corner shouting expletives at them

A true Sigma move

Easy. Fernando 10 minutes of sexy time

Would You Rather? Have 10 Minutes as a passenger in a car with Fernando Alonso driving full raging bull mode round the Nurburgring, OR Have a ten minute anything goes sexy fun time with Danica Patrick ???

Nah, murder will not change anything. He will need to call someone the wrong pronoune, or say he likes Trump to get him of the grid.

What are your personal episode titles for each of the DTS episodes?

How monumentally will stroll have to mess up to get fired? Punching his own trainer didn't do it, so i guess its gonna have to be murder at least to do the trick.

Oi swear on mi nans socks been over week now. Proper fumin

Vote for me

Question : Do you perfer senna or micheal schumacher?

If Red Bull thought there was any weight to the allegations Christian would have been MIA from the car launch on. He's not going anywhere.

The Regime Funeral needs it's own special video. It was hilariously bad 😂😂

EVEN ISIS DOES HOSTAGE VIDOES JUST SAYING

Dont be to harsh, he is still locked up in the Stroll basement. He cant do much until they release him. FREE RPM!

True true, apologies

comfortably numb at the dentist's rn awaiting the knewz-uh

Lewis Mid-Field Milton confirmed! Mercedes behind RB, McLaren, Ferrari, Aston Martin and even the RB Parts team! Suffah lewis!

HEY DICKHEAD THERE ARE CARS ON TRACK AND NOT A PEEP FROM YOU. BRING BACK THE INVESTAGAYTIVE JERNALISM. MY. SANITY. IS. HANGING. ON. BY. A. THREADDDDD. LOVE YOU KTKSBYE

Question: Do we get a ramadam special to prevent the muslims from issuing at fatwa against us

Nah bro gave the dentist a filling iF yOu KnOw WhAt I mEaN

Muslim here, Ramadan starts on Sunday 10th of March and lasts 1 month. Apparently they want the grand prix over and done with before it starts (get the infidels out before devoting a month to prayer)

I reckon he's been smashing Mrs Perez and making Sergio watch

my favourite part of every episode is singing along in time to song lyrics i either do or do not know. before screaming "LAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN." My neighbors are concerned

Do you reckon Christian Horner was asking this employee to dress up like the regime and do him in Max Mosley style?

the NERVE on getting you to pay for his scholarship/car is the shortcut to hell! For me is just absolutly incredible, low and unheard... and I have friends who have made it big.

arse or tits

Hey Stephen, remember back in uni when we

Hey RPM how is the love story going with the dental ASSistant? You went there a few times and you give up? That's a weak ass shit G! Get it together!!! Next week go again and ask about her

THANK YOU FOR BEING SO INSPARAYSHUNIL. I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR TURING MY LIFE AROUND AND GIVING ME THE STRENGTH TO ROLL OUT OF THE SATANIC PEDOPHILE ORGY DITCH. I MADE THIS PIECE OF SHIT IN GRATTITUDE FOR YOUR WORLD ALTERING CHARISMA. https://youtu.be/jfQ1VilbYgg

doctor said no and left

U must be deaf from the MASSIVE GUITAR SOLO! Award show will have premiera 5 minute before the first race. ^^

You know this will be fire when it starts with a perfect cover of creed

Where's the award show

Hey Rocket, it's your old friend Gary from school. Remember when we pushed the kid in the wheelchair off the roof? Good times. Anyway, please send me $250k in unmarked bills

2 questions of me got answered. Bow before me

Lance Stoll's clam shell has a goatee

When are you seeing the dentist girl?

still nothing on the Horndog? ADDITIONAL INVESTIGAYTIVE JOURNALISM IS REQUIRED!

It’s practice week and I’m twitching. It feels like that one time I promised my wife I would quit smoking for a week and it’s day 6 hour 23 minute 59. Let’s fucking go.

Real

Update on the the teeth doctor please mate ??

Bc george does the damage to others

Bc he George is a dickhead

No Woman No Cry

How TF does Checo do 3.2 mil in car damage, but you still call Russell the kamikaze driver? In contrast Russell did less than 700k in car damage.

To be honest, there is nothing via text I am not willing to receive for £650,000

Revurs sykology

Yes, he has a printer too

So who did he burry in his backyard then? Paul?

RIP and shout out to the dentist

Also, because i dont use the CCCP KGB GESTAPO SMART espionage phone. I cant acces the cum unity section btw.

I have never heard of a more desperate man trying to get a help message out! He is fking captured and put in the Stroll basement where he has to watch Lance shag his sister! Of course he is tired of hearing that! The fking NERVE! Free RPM NOW!!