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The Nerve #21 - Horndog InvestyGAYshone

in this transmission of the nerve i scream about the pewis pamilton ferrari bombshell, the AccusaySHONEs against red bull big dick Christian Horny as well as answer some of your perfectly reasonable questions.

#ScuderiaLH



The Nerve #21 - Horndog InvestyGAYshone
The Nerve #21 - Horndog InvestyGAYshone

Comments

Can you tell more stories about people who’ve messaged you on insta and once knew you and now want stuff from you? More about how people’s interactions with you change after you’ve told them you have a YT channel?

Georgina

year of the year

FarmYard Gaming

This has all unfolded by the time I’ve heard this but I like that you defended “innocent until proven guilty.” Don’t worry. I won’t tell anyone that you’re a good person.

Kevin Martin

THE METH IS COOKING. I smell it acros the atlantic ocean. gachiHYPER

Zulugwa

Why You Lyin For of the Year? --- Poois Pamilton "Every word" --- Aston Martin "We will be introducing upgrades" --- Justin Trudeau "I did not invite an SS vet to be honored in Parliament " --- Gene Haas " I care about Formula 1" --- Lil' Rocket " New Year, New Me"

Pang

Obvious is the spazTIC

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

Worst driver of the history go to Vitch Tits

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

Award: Worst driver named Lance Stroll. Winner: Lance Stroll.

Rocket Powered Helmet🐷🪖

This is making me so hard of the year

「Vinz」 ᵀᴹ

Sugestion for the prize giving categories: 1- Why you dont stop to lie you nobhead? - Winner is RPM for not making a weeakly podcast

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

"Career Destroyer of the Year"

Noel George

"Disgrace to the Family Name of the Year"

Noel George

From BBC.CO.UK: "The investigation into Horner could take weeks, and there are even questions as to whether it will be complete in time for the start of the season." Waiting for the RPM [almost] Official award giving ceremony... Lets see if Daddy still fits in the tuxedo!

Amir Vafaei

masterclass broadcast 👍👍👍

868Hex

As an American I can confirm it's terrible here. One person can ruin your life for no reason. Thank God they don't have it over there

DumbBaka

I feel it is unlikely we will see any more content from RPM this month, as he has been unable to pay his internet bill, due to spending all his money on pre ordering 2025 Lewis Hamilton Team Spaget Merch. Spoiler prediction, Just as Sir Hamilton is just about to jump in his new shiny red team spaget automobile, Max Verstrapon will jump in the car and take off, after the new Driver Contracts Director, Mr Masi, orders a re shuffle. This will leave Lewis to return to Merc, to sit in the garage and watch Mick Schumacher drive his car around, for approximately 35 seconds, before tearing it in half as per.

ChingyfromAus

Award: Driver that made me pussy wet of the year Winner: Alonso during the brazilian grand prix

spanish war criminal

Award: Chinese Woman of the year Winner of course is the french pig esteban

spanish war criminal

Award Idea: Cringe induced Coma of the year Winner: Mr Machine Gun Baker

TheLazyHatGuy

SIGMA BASTARD OF THE YEAR goes to SigmaLonso for his overtake on the Mexican minister of disgrace

TheLazyHatGuy

For the awards something like how many times TeamLH wanted to vs. actually cut themselves in the bath

Commonly HMRC

For the awards: something about Checo not getting to Q3 so many times

Kaeres

That Aston sidepod has more underbite than Lance and his sister's secret child

Andrew

Paint stuff is simple. Ferrari and Red Bull managed to build their car in a way it reaches the minimal weight. Others team can't reach it in normal way so they take out paint.

Furashu

Whiney little bastard of the year, there’s my input, swear down on me Nan’s grave

Sigmalonso

I don't agree with your take, I believe that if Horner leaves RB is fucked long term.

Ionut Alex

Shithousery award with clips

Slagasaurus

I've got an award idea..... The Sigma Alonso award for the most Pre-Threesome photos! Check it out, seriously!

Lord Ba'al

Lets do a colab with Andrew Humberman!!

Amir Vafaei

Yeah, thought you may find Max fans/Lewis haters share the core ideologies with Hitler

Balázs Bálint

eggs.. working out... also 4:30 in.. I have a woke strap (garmin venu2) haha I had I put down my blunt. I'm dying already

Yosef Cardoso

The best decision I made prior to listening to this was rolling up a blunt.

Yosef Cardoso

Sigma bastard of the year - again (sigmalonso moves) What the fuk are you playing at spastic (top 3 stroll moments)

bukkstappen

That comment about Hamilton and Hitler being the most famous Mercedes drivers made me realize that Hamilton has more similarities with Hitler than any other drivers on the grid. Both have a last name that start with H, both are/ were vegans (well Adolf was vegetarian and only late in his life, but the point remain) and both have similar heights 1,74/1,75 m. Not the mention both of their fanbases are insane.

Symmetric Asymmetric

Your cinematic masterpiece was incredible. Keep up the good work. You have the power to change the world with your generational talent.

Jennga, a Shagger

The insane ranting that RPM produces does wonders for my daily meditation routine ❤️

Marnix Vandersmissen

I would like to echo some of the people saying it's never too late. you are an inVESTIgative gernolisim and there is no timescale on works of art. also a category I would like to present is: Most Nerve of the season

Tokki Yamaguchi

fuck you're are a funny and insightful cunt

Jack

Spaz of the year Nominations: - Perez fans for booing Leclerc despite it was Perez fucking up in Mexico - the ferrari pit crew for not having tyres ready at the Dutch Grand Prix - Lance Stroll for being Lance Stroll

Connor

i got a category for the rpm ceremony: Actual F1 2023 Champion. Just whoever got second. bc max was gonna win anyway. If you ignored him the season was pretty interesting with maclaren & astonmartin being "kind of" back.

jay

It was Lance.

TomasK

Fuck any cunt who told rpm to not do cinematic masterpieces anymore!!!

Alexandr Nita

You are going to need to eat a lot more than four eggs if you wanna get yoked. You need to be eating 1 g of protein per pound of bodyweight.

Team El Haych

Thank you. I am informed

Murray Walker

Mr. RPM, listen... FUCK these team-lh-hamas-cunts that tell you to not do these cinematic masterpieces anymore,... please? If Quentin fuckin Tarantino listened to all the people who said "oh, you'll never succeed with your style of making movies".... well.... then we would lack a lot of real cinematic masterpieces, wouldn't we? I loved every second of your Verstappen video and I couldn't cope with you stopping to make things like this just because somewhere here in the comment section there are worthless, ugly pieces of shite that try to devalue you. Please listen to sane people like me. Alahu akb0r or sth like that.

Regime Intensifies

In the award show your last video needs to win Academy Award for Best Picture of All Time

Gary Indiana

bro, my football team won today in an away derby which was crazy as fuck (16 minutes of overtime), but my cheering was astonishingly greater when I saw the new fucking THE NERVE episode was on! Thank you man.

Regime Intensifies

Yes! Please! Give us people the award show! It doesn't matter if it comes halfway through this season! But I think we all love it! Even if you did videos of the last three races (or whichever ones you were planning to do videos for and then bailed on them because "it was too late"), I'm sure most of us here would still watch!

Maroulita

get use to it bitch #teamlh —> abituati, stronza #teamlh

7TimeWorldChampionofmyArse

Not too late for the award show. Biggest domestic twitter terrorist of the year. For most mental fan.

ABDULBAKUR AL BAGDADDI

Just got footage from inside WTC Building 7 on 9/11 on Instagram. I am now convinced 9/11 memes are propaganda from the CIA getting young men ready for war again. RPM is a PSYOP

CowsWithGuns

Leave it to RPM to end up putting out the most reasonable, measured, calm and realistic response to Hornergate. 😀

Airflow To The Turbo 🦁

Dude keep on going with the cinematic masterpieces! You improved a lot lately, so who knows if we are losing the next Nolan! Or at least the next F1 Nolan (which isn’t something much, but you have Antti to go against, so it’s a challenge!!)

Superferrariman

We Burnt the Guacamole Financial Decision of they Year award - Aston Martin for using 30% of their driver allocation on the owners inbred son. - Sergio Perez fucking it on turn 1 at the Mexican Grand Prix - The City of Las Vegas attempt to suck a man’s hole into a manhole. - NATO

Pang

Fuck it will spill like the oil Brazil with alonso.....Mr mohawk been a sound man thank you for everything no being Russell or nothing just thanks man videos are amazing 👌 look forward to them all the time and this is a 40 year old micheal fan tae lol(2001 best looking car 🚗) keep the dream u will be lewis fan soon

marc conner

Why you lyin for HAS to be a category!

Pang

Like mini minnows Mercedes and McLaren?

Pang

The latest Max video

Jeff McGinley

Yea, some fat ugly bitch so she doesn’t count

Pang

Wife beater award pls

swaggerdoggo

It is never too late for award show OR a wrap up of the last three races last season. Your analyses are so spot on they literally are the only way I know anything meaningful about F1.

HaasSymp

This was the easiest wank I've ever had

No Nazis in Argentina

Spastic moment of the year

Cam Stevens

Already done and learned how to train carrier pigeons to send my mail. Good luck to you

Commonly HMRC

This is why we can't have nice things

Commonly HMRC

praise the fucking looooooord

16_55_50_51

Very important question for today emergency broadcast. The big dick shaft husband Chrisitian Horner is gonna be molested at prison after been throw in jail?

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

Just give us the award show you bastard

Jackary

@26:00 Okay now I have a boner.

Greg

"Do you want to win or do you want to be comfortable?" PUT IT ON A POSTER

Greg

Thanks for taking my question.

Friendly Dragon

Its never too late for award show. forsenBased

Zulugwa

MOOOOOOOOOR CUMTAR SOLOS gachiHYPER

Zulugwa

Nono, If someone cumplains about something, do more of it 9000 times more. ZULUL

Zulugwa

QA: Do you know who Forsen is?

Zulugwa

Jos Verstappen would take Redbull for an undefeated season and somehow petition the FIA to add a race mid season just so they can win even more.

Foley's Wedding Planner

No more cinematic masterpieces :( Babes no...more plissss

Foley's Wedding Planner

"Hope George was worth it???? WHATTTTTT?????"

Foley's Wedding Planner

He says that like we wont all learn how to use carrier pigeons just to physically mail him shitposts for the meme

Foley's Wedding Planner

You want me to go the Sheffield town center with the fucking chavs just to get a pigeon, what is this some side quest?

Hella Stackz

"I do a few healthy things to mitigate the impact that doing this podcast has on my body"

Foley's Wedding Planner

fuck the hater on the cinematic masterpiece. It was great and they are all retarded for not knowing true art when they see it and I mean that. I sent that video to my mom and she loved it.

shansta

also known as Helmut's Best Hits

Zuzana

Please continue the cinematic masterpieces!

MrCubehead

Wait, what video was the cinematic masterpiece? Must have missed it

DubSe7en

The correct italian translation would be "Abituatevici, stronzi. #scuderiaLH"

Silvio Bissa

autistic meltdown of the year

Amy

Liam Lawson - prizs for showing RB that they dont need Daniel. Daniel should get a Lucky of the year prize for his wrists

Kaeres

Cyborg of the year for Max and all his wins.

Kaeres

Don't you dare stop creating cinematic masterpieces!!! You destroyed all seasons of DTS with this one

Michael Kislansky

Thats a very hORny boi.

Zulugwa

Best autistic Stroll moments of the year please master

David

10 min of son light a day?! In the UK in February!?

Emanuel N.

Crazy they stopped talking about the rape of Andretti too

Matt

Simply a masterpiece. Thank you mate 🙏

Marco

Best F1 Father of the Year: Max Verstappen for stealing Danny’s kid, Jos Verstappen, Daddy Perez (the old one) and Lewis’s Father.

Charlie

HEAR ME OUT. Hear me out. No wait LISTEN: LIVE STREAM THE PRIZE GIVING CEREMONY.

Charlie

i liked the cinematic masterpiece grow up RPM

Curtis Liddell

Prize giving category: the bigot'st moment of the year

Dany Furzov

It seemes to me that I am in the "beginning" of an amazing relationship, bear with me: You find this person, she (or he, whatever) looks amazing, you kiss, you fuck once, then twice and soon, you will loose count. Each time youre exchanging bodily fluids it feels even better. Soon you find out that youre in love: You love watching her when she is on the toilet, you love listening to her voice so much, you constantly go back to the old voice messages she sent you. As time goes by, you get to know her better and you realize that she seems perfect; that's when the fear cames in: - "Am I blind by love?" - "Maybe, but fuckin look at her!" -" I KNOW!" And then you realize youre not only in love, youre addicted. It has been more than a year, yet you feel more, not less...

Amir Vafaei

Didn't Sauber have a women team principle in mid 2010s?

Obreon

P.S. the Red Bull Team principal should be Klaus Schwab.....

Yukl27

Horndog of the Year for the most out of pocket moment during the season

Bence Gábor

Iswear downs onmeNansgrave I would watch the shit out of an awards video even if it was 2 weeks after the opening race....

Yukl27

I would up my payment for the patreon by 3x if we got two episodes a week

Bigbird067

Cuck of the year category

Christian Horny

Catagory: The career ending move of the year

philjib

i second this

rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬

Award show category: “Fernando’s Hold My Cock, of the Year”

El Cha

Bro that thumbnail

Trike PJ

"... Corner a pigeon" 🤣

Baseem Mayala

Alright boss, I won’t call you again 🤣

Desmo 🐱🍑🥷

AND HERE COMES ADOLF HITLER TO WIN THE 2025 BAHRAIN GRAND PRIX

the consumer

Approach the pidgin tell it your name and state your intentions, then pick it up open handed.

francis reddyhoff

$3.50 for this is a steal

Sam Kirk

Award suggestions Ferrari Shame Award: A) Carlos crying in Australia B) Charles crying in Brazil C) Carlos vs Las Vegas sewer system Spastic Moment of the Year: A) The Window Licker careening around Monaco B) The Window Licker careening around every F1 track C) Logan Sargent Worst Overtake of the Year: A) Sergio Perez vs Charles in Mexico B) Window Licker vs wall in Singapore C) Osama vs Lando In Singapore

Achmed Rosenstein

Do not...repeat, DO NOT...bail on the awards show. Category suggestion: Promising-prospect-turned-bitter-disappointment of the year.

Railwheezy

The RPM Award Ceremony starring MICHAEL MASI and GOATIFI 🐐

Commonly HMRC

Williams’ livery wasn’t too bad, huh? Love the blue and white.

Charles Magnuson

I want to hear RPM rant about the Andretti situation so bad

Jabingus

Now offering Patreon mobile for 19.99 line/month. Call your favorite creators 24/7/365.

Commonly HMRC

So, we need more of those cinematic masterpieces and more of the fat guitar solos and more of investGAYshion and more of (FAG) Forza Autistic Gameplay and the award ceremony. Get to work daddy. Love your content in all seriouneSs

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

If dossiers have the same power in the UK as they do in America, Horner's in pretty deep shit. You don't even need to have any evidence to substantiate accusations for people to think they're real. French words borrowed by the English language have an air of sophistication too compelling for the average American.

Fistful of Drachma

Go outside and chase a butterfly xD

Bart B. (G4rr3tt)

Do the fucking award show 😂

Adam Methven

Re: the liveries and why Rb and Ferrari have fully painted cars. There was an episode of The Race tech show podcast a while back talking about F1 paint tech etc with a guy who's heavily involved in that industry as well as aerospace coatings and such. Basically the top teams have dumped huge resources into making lighter coatings with more aerodynamic micro textures on the surface (imagine a golf ball type effect but microscopic) so they can get away with it and it actually conveys an aero advantage, not just a visual one. The smaller teams or anyone struggling with weight as it is will just opt for the cheaper solution of just not painting it.

Bernard Phillips

Categories: Award for the asshole who cracked the most under pressure.

7TimeWorldChampionofmyArse

Horner getting caught being horny ironic

Hellenictrapstar

Please more cinematic masterpieces! Also still good with you still calling out the spastic!

Charles Ewen

Latifi of the year

Femboy

Demon spawn from hell award, in third place helmet Marko Second place Fernando Alonso First place Max Verstappen

AustralianViking715

We need a real bitch.....like Hillary Clinton. Masterpiece

Maggicman

RPM award show needs to have an award for biggest cockblock of the year.

John Smith

Red Bull boutta get fuckin wrecked

02bugeye

On a packed Tokyo train and having to strategically hide that pic lol

SJ

Monisha Kaltenborn did exist, but was not hot.... Not even close.

Dum Fuk

G5 baby! Big dick, and lots of money! His actual (Les Grossman's) words.

Grumps Yo

Hardly expected to have my question answered. This podcast makes work bearable.

tippinon944s

🔥🔥

Femboy

“Don’t fucking call me on Instagram.” I’m patiently waiting for what you all do… I’m carrier pigeon messaging him… cuz that’s bad ass.

Keith🦜

Michael Masi should replace Horner. He is not afraid to make bald moves if needed and he should get along well with RB.

Marcin

Everybody who hated the cinematic masterpiece genuinely cant appreciate (and/or understand) how FUCKING GOOD it actually was. You didnt fcking short sell it. Keep it UP. Just as much as the investigaytions. I didnt know i need this so much in my life.

BlazingGandalf

the last one 💀

BlazingGandalf

Frankly, he shouldn't be cracking a whip on people, he should hire people who crack the whip on themselves and then execute anyone who doesn't crack the whip hard enough. Auto-Erotic Sadism, not Auto Erotic Sadism. Watching is fine, when you get in there yourself, that's when you get in trouble.

Lucas Tieman

Agreed 💯

Aladeen Madafaka

Fuck those people who didn’t like the Verstappen Masterpiece. Let the cook cook. The best ‘let’s cut to the audience’ of the year

E-White

Real F1 Journalism is talking about Christina Horner instead of livery reactions like the massive Forehead does.

Commonly HMRC

hold my cock

Simon

I am calm... I am calm... keep up the autistic flagship and recording at all hours of the night. 3 am recording sessions are the best. When is Lil Rocket making a guest appearance next?

Commonly HMRC

That Italian sounds suspiciously like Abu Dhabi

Joshua Hendrix

Definitely the last one. I already know who is getting it

Commonly HMRC

Hold my steak flaps

PDR's mum's flaps

If the horndog at RB does get fired, Toto is going to laugh his pumpernickel off. One category for your awards show should be Sigma bastard move of the season, because let's face it, the SigmAlonso is always going to win Sigma bastard of the year.

Zipa

Neuralink + AI = Global Demons Taking Over Human Race

HaasSymp

Fuck the haters, keep making those cinematic masterpieces. Perfectly reasonable Prize-giving ceremony categories: 1. Best channeling of the spirit of Goatifi 2. Best cock-slamming-on-the-table of the year 3. "This is why we shouldn't have pay drivers" moment of the year 4. ''What the fuck is a kilometer?'' moment of the year 5. 'Gave us a scrap of hope that we won't hear the Dutch National Anthem' moment of the year 6. 'You're definitely not getting your contract renewed' moment of the year 7. "Why you lying for?" moment of the year 8. 'Dumbass commentary that, just for a second, made us miss the devil himself - Paul Di Resta' moment of the year

ImJustAGirl

Good job pal 👍🏻 keep it up loving the content

Billy

Categories: most DNFs in a single race. Most pathetic fuck off into a wall. Most humiliating 2nd place finish with max warming his new tires in front of you for fastest lap.

Allen

The pigeons find you? Are you connected to the government?

Tomi

Thank you for an informative and perfectly reasonable episode.

trippie gone

Don’t listen to the haters, love the variety of content. Let your autistic freak flag fly. Brilliance in all forms.

CATSMITHY

Suggestion for the award show: Horndog Of The Year, for the person who was the biggest dickhead in the season

James

Category Suggestion: Big Brain strategy moment of the season sponsored by Big Brain Hannah

Taylor Savoie

Rpm revealing a mommy kink was not on my 2024 bingo card

Epistrophe.39

I'm from the future, there won't be an award show.

raf

Autistic is Artistic

Massive

HORNER TO FERRARI this is the only solution

Flash Abuser

my suggestions for the award show: Ferrari strategy of the year, nonce of the year, biggest act of terrorism of the year, most forgettable driver of the year, worst race direction of the year

AtomicPineapple42

SUGGESTED AWARD CATEGORY: #1 moment that made Charles want to hang himself with spaghetti

IamStupid

Hope their is another SIGMA bastard award this year 🤞🏻

Carly

My body & (ears)…. Are ready!!!!

Keith🦜

Amber Heard for TP

Hunter Biden

Mexican Failure of the Year Award

North Korean Peasant

RIP to cinematic masterpieces and shout out to Jurassic park 😂

IamStupid

He is a Tifosi like all grown ups are

Ferrari Strategist

RPM WHATS YOUR THOUGHTS ON AGRITOK AND THE FARMER DRAMA

Unknown name for security reasons

Fernando to Mercedes… Horner to Aston Martin to reunite with Honda. Max to Aston Martin.

Todd Ruttura

Horner is #WASHED

PHLATearth

Glad to hear you got the phone calls

George

Oh I have been waiting for this

Big Doink

Hold onto your cocks!!

Max Gatti

NERVE TIME

Jesus christ

Yeh. Good morning in Australia!

CATSMITHY

"hold my cock, that might have been exactly what he said" 😭😭😭

EpicGamer 69

Bro’s wife is a spice girl and he does this💀

Elvin Rosenkvist Persson

Bout fukin tarm

Gerbil_Horde

Loving the consistency at least we’re getting something every other week compared to every other month

George Lawson

We have officially become members of TeamLH

Elvin Rosenkvist Persson

Yeah baby LETS MOTHAFUCKIN GO!!!

Pink elephant in the room

Only took him 2 weeks 🤔 tectonic plates move faster

No Nazis in Argentina

Nice. Another addition to the weekly not a weekly podcast

Johnny Pervert

this is the only happiness i have in the world

TheExile

What did you have to type to get that picture?

Savyo S

Horner, Newey to Ferrari. Alonso to Merc. I’ll be off for a celebratory wank.

Norto

Is Bono going with Pewis? I hope not so we can enjoy the whinge fest when Giovanni gets on the blower from the pit wall... "We are checking..."

Funker Funkenstein

Can't be❗ I'm just going into the bathtub...🤣

PHLATearth

REMAIN CALM

Red Stevens

First cuck

Jihadi John

Put that image on a shirt, and cum on me while Im wearing it

DAYUMica Patrick

Hang on, I thought RPM was a Verstappen shagger like me!! Now he's going after the Horndawg?!? For shame daddy!!...Hang on, I just listened to the show. Preach on my F1 God. You are always right, and I can't wait for the awards show!!!!

Brent Weir

oh my god thank you so much for dropping. life is good again

rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬

YAS!

Masi's Marauder

Yasssss queen!

Leo

Nice

Soham Patel

LETS GOOOO

Alexandra08

Sexual

Sir Purple Aki

Eleventh!

IamStupid

Finally some good fucking journalism

Ellie

Hwg

Heinrich himmler

AHH I'm Gona cum!

Harvey Price

Fuck yes!

Hunter Biden

HE LIVES!!!!

Spexicano

LETS FUCKING GO, I’VE GAINED DEMENTIA SINCE WE LAST HAD A NERVE

Cretin

Get fucked

Dylan Doherty

LFG

Crewneck Lewis

Love the picture. Put it on a t shirt

Adam Gilbody

DADDY IS BACK, DADDY IS BACK!!!!

Travis Ricci

Here we go.

bert

Second!

axman1000

Second

Matyáš Ševčík

First!

Dum Fuk


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