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PEWIS PAMILTON TO FERRARI THE SELFISH BASTARD


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I'm telling you...! This cannot HABBEN❗ It's the End of Times...

PHLATearth

Horner is #WASHED

PHLATearth

Funny and entertaining vs the following cinematic masterbate....ZZZZZZZZZ. You have one job, make me laugh monkeyboy.

Fragbait

Cinematic masterpiece

Jake Kellogg

cmon daddy rocket

Juji Ide

soon

moondust32

💥💥HOT OFF THE PRESS💥💥 Mick Schumacher is now one of the front runners and "hotly tipped" to be Lewis Hamilton's replacement for 2025!!!! Numerous sites in F1 media are stating this bombshell has come from "a very reliable source at the centre of Mercedes driver negotiations" and....... ......oh hang on, nah scrub that, it's Ralf Gobshite Schumacher spouting his inane "I was as good and had equal talent as my Brother Michael but I just didn't have the luck and all the chances that he had" vicarious turd fodder claptrap!

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

I can feel it. He is cooking

Charlie

Gawd freakin damnit! "10 hours from the release of the ""CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE"" ! His words! And I'm stuck here holding on to my cock. What in the actual fuck are you playing at?? This is the third worst day of my life...unless you count the default of #teamLH membership. Currently, between 'Plan A and Plan B!'

Grumps Yo

Go

Grumps Yo

it’s sunday chop chop rocket boy

rocketpoweredslut

Pewis Palmilton 2025 World Champion confirmed, after the win all the nukes start flying

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

Where's our video Hitler

Dashnet -

mate 50 hours ago you said you were 10 hours away from the new vid, why you lying?

David

Mick is going to replace Logan Sergeant

PHLATearth

Quite Close...

PHLATearth

LH says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Zulugwa

Toto already hired assaisn for sure. ZULUL

Zulugwa

It has to be some MaN made UFO shajt, all all three things were already tried, but people kinda saw through that. ZULUL

Zulugwa

Yes, thats the price for Ferrari success.

TomasK

TeamLH will go bankrupt.

TomasK

Hamilton fans realising the have to pay 90 quid to be a diehard fan

Sebo bastian

Thats part of the charm, both for Pewis and Sainz, and the rest of the drivers whose contract end this year are going to kill eachother for that merc seat.

Juji Ide

Does this confirm that we are on the verge of WW3?

Trent Vigil

wait... but it says for 2025... r we about to get a really awkward 2024 season?

Evinak

Seems Mercedes instaled the seat in wrong position once more. sodaHmm

Zulugwa

I was Ferrari red for so long, but I can't support this team any longer. My dislike of Hamilton equals my love for Ferrari, canceling each other out. I couldnt care less now, hope Max dunks on them for years to come.

Wolf J.

I watched the Italian GP press conference after the announcement, where Pewis talks about his contract extension and EVERY WORD FROM HIS MOUTH IS A LIE!!!!

Pronato

You cheeky nonce, Peroni slaps.

HeavyHanded

Prediction LH completes move to Team Spaghet Lando move to Regime Danny Ric to RB Perez to Maclaren - LH in his red Team Spaghet go backwards and come 5th - Lando with the Regime come 4th, Becoming the premier British Driver in F1 in the seat LH gave up, Team LH claim classic British racism. - Piastri, after confirming via twitter he will not be driving for Alpine, beats Lando and Danny Ric, becoming the Premier strayan driver. Is permitted to use the word cunt during interviews as it is culturally appropriate to us. Comes 3rd. - Perez, now part of Brownies boys with Piastri, beats Verstappen in the championship. All female staff of RB are given 2 free weeks leave for safety until Jos can be properly medicated. RPM gets a job with Sky Sports F1, Hosting a Show titled F1 Uncut. Similar to Big Brother Uncut, the show is essentially RPM following and filming the drivers in the showers and filming them using night vision while they sleep in their bed.

ChingyfromAus

Well this will be tragic when LH dies prematurely in an accident during the 2024 season. Not wishing of course, but imagine: if that were to happen, he would have truly ascended. Usurping all legendary status of Ferrari alumni during talks of the "GOATs". Ferrari fandom would transcend car culture, as the brand and LH would become synonymous. And RPM would be a fan of that team... What a fucking dork! Ahhhhahahahaha! God, if you love LH so much, why don't you marry him?

Fistful of Drachma

⚠️ RPM ALERT ⚠️ RPM ALERT ⚠️

Sahil

Fuck Pewis bring on the masterbutarypiece

Airflow To The Turbo

Honestly, Weird timing on this announcement. F1 is definitely trying to deflect from the f*cked up rejection letter to Andretti. They are scared of all the fuck pigs screaming bullshit on that letter

Andrew Bennett

FOM blocked Andretti created the shit storm, then the F bomb drop. Now everyone turn their attention to Hamilton joining Ferrari and no body cares abt Andretti anymore Coincidence? I think NOT!

Seeker

Also leave Peroni alone wtf

Davide Bertolini

THANK YOU, I came here to say that

Davide Bertolini

In a positive way

Davide Bertolini

The video is also on yt

Davide Bertolini

I'm already stockpiling popcorn for precisely that

Davide Bertolini

Oh my fucking god he's going to complain so much... mark my words, he'll be all enthusiastic for a bit, positive energy and all, but then after a week he'll be complaining full time no-stop like you've never seen before (and he already moans all the time)

Davide Bertolini

lol same I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes

Emilie Tan

Fuck the commonwealth pigs!

Jordan Briggs

The Japanese google translate of Maurice Trintignant got me off guard

cribbe

Lol. Lmao

Reaver

Should’ve been latifi

NOT Michael Masi’s Burner

We don't care about the commonwealth pigs, no need to apologise to them

Viktor tehShikari

where is the discord 

Femboy

Absolutely

PHLATearth

Will we now get to see Mick in a Mercedes? Please discuss

Aaron Paul

Knew all along RPM was a closeted Team LH member. The signs were there!

Michael Massive’s Massive Mate

This means that Ferrari might actually win, the worse the world is the better they do😂

Zander Roth

To hell, otherwise known as the midfield

Panic.In.Hispanic

Has anyone checked on Toto! 😱 this season will be super interesting watching the interactions between them.

Don

It's NEVER gonna Happen ❗ Plandemic 2.0 Economic collapse World War 3 All planned between 2024-2028 There will be No F1

PHLATearth

This is your cinematic masterpiece

Michael

Cinematic masterpiece to be uploaded before the end of Sunday, over/under? -1,000 odds on the over.

Cody

You have gone too far this time. PERONI IS FUCKING EXCELENT for common market beer.

C H I N A

Oh the beautiful irony of TeamLH joining his fav team 😂

Midnight Wolfee

IMANIGE, Pewis cause such a shit storm that we get a VIDEO, A VIDEO IMAGINE THAT #teamHL4ever♥️ #voidlap58 #RedBullisracist

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

he is mentally handicapped, what did you expect

Onyo

Plot twist: RPM drops a generational level banger of a serious F1 video and then just goes back to calling lance stroll a window licker

Foley's Wedding Planner

this is my 9/11

Onyo

Did you just apologize to people on YouTube behind a pay wall on patreon?

Jared C.

Fuck the YouTube community!

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

THA SELFISH BASTED

Foley's Wedding Planner

So do this mean that Osama Bin Russell is going to become the head of the taliban now and fuck it into the Ferrari world trade Pamilton?

Zipa

Lewis has done it again. Mclaren to Mercedes, Mercedes to Ferrari. Only this time, I don't see why he even bothers to swap other than fat stacks to add to his already gigantic pile.

John Smith

Where Sainz going? RB or Merc?

Team El Haych

Now lets see how he deals with Italian incompetence as its a highly contagious terminal disease

Iza Tamborska

At lest he apologized to the commonwealth pigs who can't even see the apology. Plebs

Jos Verstappen’s Bastard

The fuckin' nerve!

Monkeyboy

CONTENT

Old Spice

Still waiting on a video about the las vegas gp

Harrison goodman

apolgy for bad english where were u wen hamilton coreer is kil i was at house eating tofu when phone ring "hamilton coreer is over" "no"

Aidan Jeffes

Oh yeah it’s happening. Can’t deny it now 🥲

Dupey

Pokimane is going to youtube, colab!

WB

I've been playing F1 Manager and I think Lewis actually went to Ferrari during my Haas playthrough

Fred

You are finally talking about stuff that haven't happened more than a funckin month ago!! You are really upping you game m8

Mike777

neverfuckingmind

Zuzana

Yep thats going to work

Maciej Bekas

Interesting that you hear nothing about who is going to replace mylord.

Flatland Splitfest

Screw the commonwealth pigs! Cinematic masterpiece is your priority!!

HaasSymp

Team #ElHate-cha !!!

HaasSymp

who tf apologises to the commonwealth… fuckin cuck

bigaidsfromthefareast

😂 add #TeamHL to you twitter profile it’s official!

Jorge C

It won’t happen. WW3.

Alberto Balsam

Finally a reliable foking source for this not-so-rumour

sigmalonso fan

I waaaant the SeRioz Peees !!!

HaasSymp

1. I need a shirt that says “commonwealth pig” 2. TeamLH is going to lose their minds

Christopher Darr

as a ferrari fan, i plan on satirizing the #TeamLH by coming up with crazy conspiracy theories. Did you know that Max Verstrap-on meditates to the death of LH nightly? Okay you did, but did you know he does it surrounded by candles in the shape of a pentagram? Oh, you did? Well, did you know his favorite restaurant is Arby's?

chase

TOtAl #teamLH MelTDowN imminent !!!!

Lil Horny Rocket

the jokes write themselves: Pewis: "Xavi my tyres are gone" (Camera pans to the pit box where the mechanics are scrambling to find the tyres) Xavi: "We are checking."

raf

RIP squishyball and shout out to it's family

Luuk

'We win together, we lose together'..... until I cant win and I'll f*ck off to Ferrari. 😂 The Tifosi will eat him alive. Can you imagine the Tifosi getting in bed with the average #TeamLH 'activist'??

T C

the implications of teamLH vs lecfosi the twitter shitstorm will be NEVERENDING

ourenny

Max's 4th consecutive World Driver's Championship in the books if this works out to be true. No way that both Mercedes and Ferrari have a good year with this hanging over both teams current driver pairings.

Brian Berkley

It's squadraLH from now on

George Theophanous

IT will be so nice to see TeamLH ging crazy when Leclerc finishes ahead of Lewis, because all italians are racist Mussolini cock sucking cunts and Ferrari fucks up his Strategy. Edit: I once saw Lance Stroll eat yellow snow, that He found just beside his dog

Markus Mayr

Honestly, Lewis was the only saving grace for Mercedes. For now all they have is a kid who thinks is a great driver, arrogant bastard.

Danielitro66

lets joe

spanish war criminal

Will he use the cucumber or the banana?

craig

👏 👏 😂😂😂

francis reddyhoff

Let's hope they pay him in panettone and Berlusconis 'lightly used' harem of sliced meat sandwiches. #teamLH puts on 40kg and his cock falls off by the end of the season...we can only hope 🙏

RPiss

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain #forzateamLH

Christopher Norris

“I think thats in Japanese” killed me

Crewneck Lewis

Good one this

Jorninho007

Holy shit Batman.

Darryl Murphy

The fat lady SANG! Nice latte for me!

Osama bin Latte

Ahh Lewis such a knob..... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GFP49ZtasAAIMbb?format=jpg&name=900x900

Lord Ba'al

Jesus your #teamlh now.

Mark Turner

THE ONLY VOICE THAT MATTERET SPOKE

Sebo bastian

I am ovulating

PretAManger

I won't believe this bs unless they confirm it lol I think it's just a ruse to make us less mad about Andretti

Zuzana

I’m so edged right now

Asian kevin

Can’t wait for the cinematic masterpiece, daddy Mohawk!!

MZ

LETS GOOOOOOOO

#TeamLH44

king

Amy

I knew an emergency broadcast was due after hearing the news

Evan Madden-Nadeau

Double the amount of mental breakdowns for TEAM LH with Ferrari’s strategies next year

Charlie x

Team LH si intensifica

FreakySquirrels

all of this is happening because of all the #teamLH slander. this is your doing babe

Christopher Norris

I still believe that this is only a dream

VeryCuriousGato

It's probably fake, they're just doing this to make the andretti bid being declined news irrelevant

sabian ward

hitler on a watchlist posted🎉🎉

Paeton Braddy

The TeamLH Ferrari Meltdown video will be tremendous.

Lance L

Hope he enjoys the tyres not being ready

Chrashtor Maldonado

I’m getting that hair I’d look sexi

Infinite amounts of Decorum

YEEESSSSS

Charlie

So we will get a tifosi, #teamlh combo. So the phrase will be ' we will rise to depression '

Gerco bosch

I was waiting for it THE WHOLE ENTIRE 8 HOURS

Ανατολή

WHY IS THE WORLD BURNING

Em

an actual timely emergency broadcast, i'm shocked what's next, pigs learning to fly? stroll winning a race? hamilton to ferrari?

raf

#TeamLH will be frothing

Morisall

Get ready for Team LH Depression!

Rabbit

My cock can only get so hard

Christian Horny

The Regime has finally hit its 1945

tippinon944s

Luigiiii

Huge Jackman

I am italian and I really hare this news

Michele Brusadelli

Can’t believe Sir Pamilton is pitching to Perrary

Archer

*Casually popping popcornand watching the meltdown*

Luke Scalese

So this is going to the greatest dumpster fire of the year

Callum

I’m cuming everywhere rn

Joey Bensley

The combined delulu of team LH and the Tifosi will implode the universe

Ellie

Trow them in jaillllll

omegabullet

Thank you.

Friendly Dragon

Pewis has attacked the Italians

Ruben Jones

Is this the fastest you have made a video?

Deez

#TEAMLH INTENSIFIES

danieltlopes

the commentary we were all waiting for

Nikola Grigorov

TEAM LH TO FERRARI SEND HELP

Tom Jak

Hamilton has cucked yours masterpiece!!!

Logan Nine Fingers


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