F1 Knewz - Christmas 2023
Added 2023-12-21 18:19:52 +0000 UTCI started making a video about the Vegas/Abu Dhabi grand prix's
But the FIA vs Wolff shitstorm was so jewsee I had to make a full video about it
So here is my usual in-depth iNvesTyGAYshone into the scandal
I will cover Vegas/Abu Dhabi in a later piece or maybe in the oFFISHaL RPM prize giving ceremony sponsored by Hamas
#realknewz #merrychristmas
Comments
That sniff lives forever in my head rent free
Sentient6
2025-04-01 07:53:10 +0000 UTC“Maybe Nikita Mazepin is a good looking young man” 😂🤣😂
Bryony
2024-02-08 01:26:22 +0000 UTCI stopped the daily’s when I saw that he released the Sorbet episode of the Nerve like three days ago 🤣😂
Charlie
2024-01-12 13:36:40 +0000 UTCI deleted the first because I accidentally commented underneath the wrong post. but what's up with you, tracking others daily comments? Also I don't even know what you mean with daily record purpose.
Joe W.
2024-01-12 13:35:46 +0000 UTCIt makes no sense.
Fragbait
2024-01-09 22:15:57 +0000 UTCJust post to add to the post count?
Fragbait
2024-01-09 22:15:48 +0000 UTCWhy would anyone?
Fragbait
2024-01-09 22:15:38 +0000 UTCBut it's just stupid.
Fragbait
2024-01-09 22:15:29 +0000 UTCLil 🚀 lied. Just because f1 is out he thinks he deserves a break too I guess.
Angel Ricado
2024-01-09 20:50:44 +0000 UTCDaily comments!
Angel Ricado
2024-01-09 20:49:42 +0000 UTCSo our lord and savior is a weed?
Angel Ricado
2024-01-09 20:48:50 +0000 UTCLet’s get him at least 1,000 comments then he will give us the attention we need.
Angel Ricado
2024-01-09 20:48:01 +0000 UTCI also think hes going for the comment record.
Angel Ricado
2024-01-09 20:42:52 +0000 UTCWhere the fak r u boo? Y do you treat us like this lol. That weekly checkup sure aged well deek head
Angel Ricado
2024-01-09 20:42:37 +0000 UTCDaily comment #2 for record purposes. Joe W., what’s up man.
Charlie
2024-01-09 17:55:37 +0000 UTCimma track you on that mate. I am convinced now that he got addicted to that massive attention and worrying of us so he is sitting in his fuckin Corsa right now, reading our "concerned" comments and wanking himself into oblivion.
Joe W.
2024-01-09 17:29:03 +0000 UTCIn Germany we have a saying, "weed (as in bad plants on your field, fuckin around with your crops) is never going to die" - as a comparison for certain people when this question gets asked.
Joe W.
2024-01-09 17:27:23 +0000 UTCmy mama always said.... don't make promises you can't keep. Lil Rocket twice in the "I AM ALIVE" video: "I promise you to come back at least once a week"... so... yeah. didn't see santa either this year
Joe W.
2024-01-09 17:25:35 +0000 UTCNah, he is still trapped under Gorlock, in the Stroll basement.
TomasK
2024-01-09 16:31:42 +0000 UTC*homeless😁
Ime
2024-01-09 15:19:52 +0000 UTCis the band coming back together? 👀
l'éclair hotline
2024-01-09 14:33:09 +0000 UTChe might be done for good now
Marco Torrielli
2024-01-09 13:24:13 +0000 UTCIs he alive?
Viktor Nemet
2024-01-09 12:14:08 +0000 UTCStarting a daily comment to beat the previous record.
Charlie
2024-01-09 02:21:54 +0000 UTCThe issue isn't the $, it's the " I will not go more than a week without posting something" . Just fucking do what you say or how about," Fuck ya, I'll post something once a month. " There is a responsibility when you take money to provide content. If you want to do once a month videos, that do that. One cannot set expectations of weekly podcasts and sell them as such and the n fail to deliver the same.
Fragbait
2024-01-08 22:03:53 +0000 UTCLast two race videos? At some point?
Charlie
2024-01-08 20:37:14 +0000 UTCCmon guys, 300 more cumments to break the old comment amount record !!!
Zulugwa
2024-01-08 16:06:11 +0000 UTCTaking the piss now mate
PretAManger
2024-01-08 13:39:49 +0000 UTCMan, people who dramatically announce they're leaving like the world is gonna stop turning if they dip are funny. You don't own him. He's not your personal entertainer. It's a few bucks a month, as much as a bottle of coke. The videos are so funny I'd almost pay that per video. And it's free on YouTube. Sooner or later another video will drop, but until that we're gonna have to endure our sad and pathetic lives. Or, you know, watch something else considering there is so much content out there it's ridiculous. Watch a movie. Chase a duck. Chill. Sheesh.
Airflow To The Turbo
2024-01-08 10:11:13 +0000 UTCwe’re….paying for this?
Cooper
2024-01-08 03:13:23 +0000 UTCMY DUUUUDDDDE!!!!
Justa Fleshwound
2024-01-08 00:17:54 +0000 UTCThe fucking nerve
Tiefi
2024-01-07 21:30:57 +0000 UTCGo be poor somewhere else. ;]
Fragbait
2024-01-07 21:23:05 +0000 UTCToo expensive for homeles.
Zulugwa
2024-01-07 18:30:39 +0000 UTC#STAY #CALM
so_sad
2024-01-07 13:23:24 +0000 UTCREAL, I WANT MY 3$ BACK :C FOR LEWISSSSS
Nyx Chaos
2024-01-06 19:53:40 +0000 UTCToo expensive monthly fee for such small amount of content
Ime
2024-01-06 12:53:53 +0000 UTCIf we need a Playboy its James Hunt
Martin Träff-Bouvin
2024-01-06 06:39:36 +0000 UTCi really hope yall are fuckin around cuz this is actually crazy. big man will be back just remain calm. I REPEAT, REMAIN CALM.
Will Switz
2024-01-06 03:35:50 +0000 UTCoh the trans wedding cake, AKA Cyclops the Destroyer?
Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll
2024-01-06 02:16:35 +0000 UTCcunt
hilarie
2024-01-06 00:32:46 +0000 UTCCancelling my subscription, and hope your mental health is OK, but either way you're not good enough to support our cult...
Paul
2024-01-05 21:59:20 +0000 UTCGoodbye RPM. I've spent season supporting you, but you give me nothing. It's nearly a week into the new year and you haven't even commented on the last two races
Paul
2024-01-05 21:57:42 +0000 UTCOy, enough hangover recover therapy. Back on the fucking saddle Magnanimous wannabe lookalike egghead.
Ze Nightman
2024-01-05 20:42:19 +0000 UTCgenuine possibility
Cooper
2024-01-05 17:21:03 +0000 UTCare you alive RPM, its been pissing down heavily in the UK?
bukkstappen
2024-01-05 16:53:59 +0000 UTCWell, he could be stalking outside Pauls house, again, or he is really kidnapped by the Stroll family where he has to watch the window licker slam his sister.
TomasK
2024-01-05 15:49:11 +0000 UTCThere is no conspiracy, poor little rocket is a prisoner in the Stroll family sex dungeon together with that behemouth trans thing.
TomasK
2024-01-05 15:48:02 +0000 UTCI want you to read this comment out loud
CtoOo
2024-01-05 15:41:31 +0000 UTChe built a cult. he knows he has a cult. he knows what happens when he disappears from his cult. so why has this fucker disappeared again???!
Cooper
2024-01-05 15:30:08 +0000 UTCjust wow
so_sad
2024-01-05 13:59:24 +0000 UTCYou have any more of those "weekly updates"?
Bram Gjaltema
2024-01-05 13:35:43 +0000 UTCI'm just dropping by to say, that I don't care how long it takes for the new content, because when it does arrive, it's always fucking magical. People need to chill. You can't make a unicorn fart rainbows whenever you want ;-)
Rugby League Project
2024-01-05 11:28:29 +0000 UTCDude if you put yourself a fucking deadline at least manage to achieve it, this isnt even a rel job dude
Juji Ide
2024-01-05 09:47:11 +0000 UTC2 weeks. 2 fucking weeks it’s been. The last video said you literally won’t leave us unsupervised for this amount of time. Now look. Well, get ready for another comment section full of conspiracy, speculation and downright, well justified fucking RAGE. Maybe he’s gone for good this time. RIP Lil’ Rocket and shout-out to the dentist girl. #DeathToTheWest
Adam Methven
2024-01-05 05:00:28 +0000 UTCfuckin hell here we go again. Squirrel head has fucked off into the Abyss and we're all here about to start eating each other cuz Daddy has gone for a pack of fags again. the F1 season being months away is far worse without RPM. Hope you're getting there with the shit you needed to sort out. BUT if you don't come back in one week I'll execute a nonPATREON Youtube Subscriber, these are my demands
PC Brummie
2024-01-05 03:25:50 +0000 UTCFUCK ME! andretti will be winning world champions by the time we get regular uploads NOT FUCKING CALM!! we love you lil rocket but giddy up bitch
John Cameron
2024-01-04 22:49:18 +0000 UTCI think being Trans MAGA might be the position to have, you'd be untouchable! Like a Wizard on the battlefield of the culture war.
Balljoint
2024-01-04 17:57:14 +0000 UTCI'm out, see you guys in a couple of months when he posts the video declaring he's alive and that he'll start posting more regularly.
Arc Tru
2024-01-04 17:45:04 +0000 UTCLets start the conspiracy people
Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll
2024-01-04 17:07:42 +0000 UTCi mean sure i'll pay a monthly fee to get furiously fingered and told i am loved once every three weeks...sure...it's more attention than my boyfriend gives me anyway
Andrew Phan
2024-01-04 14:57:47 +0000 UTCDude, at least try to do what you promised and upload a 2 min video of you talking bullshit
Juji Ide
2024-01-04 14:53:32 +0000 UTCCurrently in hiding due to Epstein documents release?
ChingyfromAus
2024-01-04 07:06:58 +0000 UTCYou mean that crater after Tsar bomba sexplosion? LULE
Zulugwa
2024-01-04 02:12:05 +0000 UTCTime to fire up the conspiracy generator again
From Nan's Grave
2024-01-04 00:48:21 +0000 UTCWHERE VID
ColorfulNight
2024-01-04 00:09:42 +0000 UTCI neeeeed content
involentnumber
2024-01-03 23:11:38 +0000 UTCRocket did clearly state that everyone lies I guess he's proving that point. One week my ass.
Fragbait
2024-01-03 20:55:12 +0000 UTCOK lads, you know the drill 1,500 + comments to summon RPM.
Dum Fuk
2024-01-03 14:59:09 +0000 UTCI’m hanging onto my 12 steps from Alcoholics Anonymous
Marnix Vandersmissen
2024-01-03 07:40:15 +0000 UTCi have some patches laying around we can split them
involentnumber
2024-01-03 05:14:14 +0000 UTCah yes the origin of Clarkson's Farm
involentnumber
2024-01-03 05:13:45 +0000 UTCAnother day with no RPM. I am saddened.
Justa Fleshwound
2024-01-03 03:50:45 +0000 UTCok look here you little shit.meme
Evinak
2024-01-03 02:40:01 +0000 UTCWhere is the next video. I’m all out of fentanyl and need a fix
Marnix Vandersmissen
2024-01-02 21:41:14 +0000 UTCSo poor little rocket was NOT kidnapped? BS. He has no time to make videos since he has to be a sex slave in the Stroll dungeon with the window licker.
TomasK
2024-01-02 16:56:17 +0000 UTCGIVE US THE AWARDS NOW
TheTUNNELER
2024-01-02 14:08:02 +0000 UTCHey Rocket, what's your favorite Top Gear episode and why is it S09E05?
Dum Fuk
2024-01-02 13:39:23 +0000 UTCI PAID 3 QUID FIFTY DANCE FOR ME MONKEY!!!
martin
2024-01-02 08:58:49 +0000 UTCI demand a cow as compensation for the wait
Anselm
2024-01-02 07:58:47 +0000 UTCIt has been more than a week the bungalow is coming down!
Rusty
2024-01-02 01:27:25 +0000 UTCLIAR! You said you would not leave us without more than a week without content. Where is the UPLOAD
elfizz
2024-01-01 22:52:02 +0000 UTCYeea, that cum unity chat app doesnt work, fuck that shajt.
Zulugwa
2024-01-01 22:49:50 +0000 UTCWell, thats to be expected when you create a cult.
TomasK
2024-01-01 15:06:39 +0000 UTCThe nerve!
TomasK
2024-01-01 15:06:01 +0000 UTCShould we pick our pitchfork, torch? ( I AM CALM).
Sapeghost
2024-01-01 11:30:56 +0000 UTCHappy new year rpm!
Joey Bensley
2024-01-01 00:43:47 +0000 UTCHappy New Year Team RPM
Mike
2024-01-01 00:29:23 +0000 UTCYea pretty much, it’s not letting us join! The ccp trying to silence you!
Pirelli Wets
2024-01-01 00:26:16 +0000 UTCdid it crash or something?
Snail Chaser
2024-01-01 00:23:20 +0000 UTCwe may have crashed the chat lol, took you 25 minuets
Snail Chaser
2024-01-01 00:22:12 +0000 UTCI feel so left out I can’t open it. Fckn window licker
Pirelli Wets
2024-01-01 00:16:31 +0000 UTCYour NYE chat has crashed Patreon servers I swear
Eyeswift
2023-12-31 23:43:28 +0000 UTCI can’t open that chat. What the fuck are you up to stupid little cunt
Massive
2023-12-31 23:43:15 +0000 UTCLol
IamStupid
2023-12-31 23:34:08 +0000 UTCHappy new year bitches! Can’t wait to see what RPM has in store for us next year! #teamRPM for lyfe!!
IamStupid
2023-12-31 23:33:48 +0000 UTCTime zones are so weird. In Australia it’s 2024, in America it’s still 2023. For Lewis Hamilton fans they’re still stuck in 2021… Happy new years chap!
Ac
2023-12-31 23:31:52 +0000 UTCHappy new year my felow RocketPoweredAlqaedas
Juji Ide
2023-12-31 22:33:55 +0000 UTCWHERE NERVE T_T
ColorfulNight
2023-12-31 22:03:52 +0000 UTCHappy new year to this organized group of terrorist who Also enjoy cars going around the track for 90 minutes. RPM VIDEO NOW!!
Pavol Murco
2023-12-31 21:00:51 +0000 UTCHappy new year to this group of closeted domestic terrorists
TheLazyHatGuy
2023-12-31 20:53:14 +0000 UTCBet he's dead again. Fuckin spastic.
C H I N A
2023-12-31 20:29:44 +0000 UTCHappy new year from Hong Kong ppl. If u use VPN you'll be celebrating too rn
Shubham Seth
2023-12-31 17:22:20 +0000 UTClets go back at the Las Vegas vídeo and start another mental breakdown
Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll
2023-12-31 15:43:33 +0000 UTCWe are the idiots who are making his new lavish lifestyle affordable. Screw that which was formerly known as Twitter and all who subscribe.
Justa Fleshwound
2023-12-31 14:44:07 +0000 UTCposerr
Joe W.
2023-12-31 14:13:36 +0000 UTCHappy new year from NZ!
francis reddyhoff
2023-12-31 11:31:51 +0000 UTCNo need to, he was active on X(Twitter), if u go to his profile on there u can find he post a comment on Biancas post
Pavol Murco
2023-12-31 11:08:00 +0000 UTCAnd so do I because fuck misogyny (sniffing intensifies)
Pewis Pamilton
2023-12-31 02:43:44 +0000 UTCOooo you got me! I’m soooo offended maybe I’ll just go kill myself because the words you type are so hurtful. So strong over the internet. Ahhh so scary lmfao go fuck yourself bud 🤣
TMR
2023-12-31 00:05:10 +0000 UTCMy dude! It’s been over a week! Don’t make us pull out the conspiracy theories again!
Justa Fleshwound
2023-12-30 23:21:56 +0000 UTCHamas and Hello Fresh lmaoooo
Massive
2023-12-30 22:08:12 +0000 UTCOi DiCkheaD, it's almost 2024 WHERE IS THE RPM 2023 END OF SEASON THANK FUK IS FINALLY OVER OFISHAL PRIZE GIVING CEREMONY sponsored by Hamas and Hello Fresh?
Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll
2023-12-30 22:05:21 +0000 UTCThis man is either hinge deep in the dental assistant or the next cook and both is fine for me. (obvious lie)
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-30 20:35:26 +0000 UTCYou just got one week ago you zoomer adhd retard. Go tell your mommy how big crybaby you still are.
Zulugwa
2023-12-30 18:23:00 +0000 UTCIt’s been 9 days, don’t make us call the cops again cunt
Cooper
2023-12-30 17:52:40 +0000 UTCOk Mummy.
The Shugstar
2023-12-30 17:10:36 +0000 UTC(mental breakdown intensifies)
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-30 15:55:34 +0000 UTCOk, so I’ve tried to minimise my comments because of the absolute filth you send me in the DM. (Please don’t stop) Honestly guys, RPM is just a kid. He posts when he posts. And the posts are fucking hilarious art. Just enjoy it when it comes ffs. Stop being demanding little babies for Christ.
Licking Windows and Kickin Haas
2023-12-30 12:19:08 +0000 UTCSo I started listening to Dirty Air. Fucking Incredible Thanks so much for recommending xx
Licking Windows and Kickin Haas
2023-12-30 12:12:30 +0000 UTCIf the year ends before this bell en... I mean exception individual finishes the 2023 F1 Season. I swear down on my nans grave!
Dum Fuk
2023-12-30 11:36:56 +0000 UTCWe need PROOF of LYFE. Otherwise, we’ll start spamming police station on missing adult with possible link to domestic terorist group.
LemUhu
2023-12-30 10:11:11 +0000 UTCNahhhh where video pls its my therapy (also talk about the Bianca Bustamante situation)
Nyx Chaos
2023-12-30 05:34:59 +0000 UTCNo nerve in almost 2 months. Come on Mohawk boy.
Theo Walter
2023-12-30 01:45:04 +0000 UTCThat would be brilliant
Gorlock the destroyer
2023-12-29 23:18:46 +0000 UTCI didn't notice. I am truly sorry for my team lh like behavior
Ruben Smith
2023-12-29 22:22:36 +0000 UTCTo be fair he sent a nuke off in twitter last night so i guess that's the week for knowing Lil Rocket didn't go
KoRFletch
2023-12-29 22:19:01 +0000 UTCWe WILL float California over to the UK so help us “god” if there is no update before the new years!
Treasonous Yankee
2023-12-29 22:14:30 +0000 UTCIt would be a fun thing to have a Patreon only discord were you could livestream f1 races and react to them
Toto wolff arseplug
2023-12-29 21:34:05 +0000 UTCWhens the next video?
FLY-SY FPV
2023-12-29 19:21:12 +0000 UTCWell Christmas is over and ruined. All I want is a good old RPM F1 video from where you last left off on the season. Please for the love of world domination please just make videos like you use to. We don’t care about what TP is fingering each others asshole. I want to hear you scream about Charles leclare remembering who the fuck he is. Or are the glory days over and like all gen Z can’t commit and don’t want to do it now that you have gained traction on this path you have gone down.
TMR
2023-12-29 18:54:53 +0000 UTCIT'S BEEN A WEEK YOU LIAR. something has happened to him, he PROMISED he wouldn't take longer than a week. I hereby pronounce you dead and deceased. RIP Mohawk and shout out to his family. I am calm
Ruben Smith
2023-12-29 17:07:18 +0000 UTCElmo on fire. 🔥 (I AM CALM) catch butterfly and chasing frog.
Sapeghost
2023-12-29 09:28:20 +0000 UTChe kindly asked Bianca to through herself in jail.
Amir Vafaei
2023-12-29 06:25:21 +0000 UTCWhat happened?
Big Daddy Stroll
2023-12-29 05:21:40 +0000 UTCSooo.... are we phasing in Meltdown 2.0 now?
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-29 01:49:26 +0000 UTCyeah, WHAT did he do
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-29 01:04:25 +0000 UTCWhat did he do?
Gilles
2023-12-28 22:06:34 +0000 UTCTbf to the lying bastard he did a small nuclear event on twitter yesterday
Shoutouttofamily
2023-12-28 20:26:42 +0000 UTCSome biting & holding in spinning around included! Ha
Keith
2023-12-28 20:21:14 +0000 UTCYou’re late you cheeky little bastard. What’s your word worth from now on?
Gilles
2023-12-28 20:17:40 +0000 UTCokay its been 7 days and no update clearly hes dead or has been kidnapped by the ccp. if hes not dead then where the fuck is the nerve
Rexgaming Clarke
2023-12-28 19:24:42 +0000 UTCOne hour and fifty-seven minutes left brother…
Gilles
2023-12-28 16:22:47 +0000 UTCWe need your wisdom on the Bianca Bustamante situation
Charlie
2023-12-28 15:41:28 +0000 UTCBUSTamante. buneo.
Dum Fuk
2023-12-28 15:03:12 +0000 UTCDaddy, my girlfriend Bianca liked a meme about the window licker. Please make your opinion known so I know what to think. I’m incapable of independent thought. Thank you gorgeous x
Mariah Carey
2023-12-28 14:17:50 +0000 UTCWheres our podcast fanny-haired arsehole, WE NEED OUR INVESTYGAYTIVE JOURNALISM. I AM CALM.
Juji Ide
2023-12-28 12:57:20 +0000 UTCDisagree your mohawknes lady pinkbits Pinkham is way more sniffable than danika
Isaac
2023-12-28 10:49:09 +0000 UTC#AustraliaDoesn'tExist
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-28 10:00:40 +0000 UTCPANICCC NOOOOOOOW (i am calm)
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-28 09:59:28 +0000 UTCYou have nine hours and five minutes left to stick to your arrangement and give us a new video, podcast or update. No pressure.
Gilles
2023-12-28 09:14:41 +0000 UTCLoved the Tim Dillon drop
Lance Stroll
2023-12-28 06:54:30 +0000 UTCI just watched this for the 26th time stoned off my arse and it still slaps
IamStupid
2023-12-28 06:11:41 +0000 UTCStroll bandwagon went apocalyptic
Hunter Biden
2023-12-28 01:59:53 +0000 UTCMate I will go on a hunger strike if you don't let us know if you're alive. I believe gorlock ate you
Ryan Atchison
2023-12-28 01:23:00 +0000 UTCOrgy in a Jacuzzi?
Chrashtor Maldonado
2023-12-27 22:46:46 +0000 UTCHey alligator fuckhouse!!!!! Where’s the Boxing Day/ festivities video for us!! (Look up alligator fuckhouse on urban dictionary, you’re welcome all.)
Keith
2023-12-27 19:47:11 +0000 UTCWe need a farming 23 server like we need the massive back at the FIA
Ryan Atchison
2023-12-27 19:15:42 +0000 UTCI was hoping! Christmas miracles happen damn it!
Keith
2023-12-27 17:17:30 +0000 UTCYou going to do the 2023 f1 end of season thank fuck its finally over prize giving ceremony? (Sponsored by balenciaga)
AtomicPineapple42
2023-12-27 09:30:38 +0000 UTCCan our Christmas present be getting this discord or farming sim server going
Knewic
2023-12-27 00:58:59 +0000 UTCWhen she fucking feels like it, clearly 😂
Mariah Carey
2023-12-26 23:29:28 +0000 UTCNew nerve podcast when?
kemz
2023-12-26 20:18:50 +0000 UTCA true masterpiece of comedy! Maybe you should take more unannounced, month long breaks? Keep the RPM fuckpigs starving for more and then drop these bombs of brilliance
Andrew Bennett
2023-12-26 20:15:54 +0000 UTCBREKFAST😩🤣
PHLATearth
2023-12-26 20:04:10 +0000 UTC#SpaceIsFaked and GHEY
PHLATearth
2023-12-26 20:01:42 +0000 UTCShe's Daniel Patrick he/him U just sniffed a man's butthole 🤔🤯😩
PHLATearth
2023-12-26 20:00:01 +0000 UTCResearch #PHLATEARTH
PHLATearth
2023-12-26 19:58:15 +0000 UTCYou are HARD❗🤣 #homosexual
PHLATearth
2023-12-26 19:56:03 +0000 UTCI can ASSURE You that She FLAT...as a PANCAKE....#GAIA #flatearthmatters
PHLATearth
2023-12-26 19:53:21 +0000 UTCI mean Merry Xmas and shit BUT WTFIU ? You CU*T ?!
PHLATearth
2023-12-26 19:50:57 +0000 UTChappy belated Christmas dickhead
John Cameron
2023-12-26 10:37:41 +0000 UTCWhy would I die? I didn't care. I wasn't worried, like I said. It's not like I sat there refreshing my Patreon every 30 seconds hoping for a new video like these other desperate losers. It's not like I stared down the barrel of a shotgun with my big toe on the trigger with My Chemical Romance playing on the stereo. I didn't make myself frozen pizza and Mac n cheese for one last time and swig from a bottle of cheap vodka whilst wishing my hero wasn't imprisoned/dead. Like I said, I knew it was all fine, never concerned.
Kevin J
2023-12-26 07:44:50 +0000 UTCTo be fair he opened with the line "Can i be mysogynistic for a minute?"
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-26 07:21:55 +0000 UTCDid you die?
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-26 07:18:08 +0000 UTCWhat has the protestant chruch to do with anything here? datz jokez, i know you mean Luther King jr. but Martin Luther is already taken lol
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-26 07:16:28 +0000 UTCWell… we’re waiting. Merry X-mas, Mr. RPM.
Justa Fleshwound
2023-12-26 06:30:06 +0000 UTCShout out to Perez’ wife 🙏
Mariah Carey
2023-12-26 04:59:49 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas to my actual family, my cult colleagues 🙏
Mariah Carey
2023-12-26 04:59:15 +0000 UTCNot if the YouTube overlords have anything to do with it. 1 year ago was the biggest hate crime in history, little do you forget!
Mariah Carey
2023-12-26 04:57:53 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas Rocket. Currently watching Love Actually, minus the birthday cake over the sink. 1 year anniversary of the great YouTube hate crime. Much love from down under #itsnotflat
Mariah Carey
2023-12-26 04:56:55 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas babe, sorry for inciting the idea of doing wellness check (i love you that much king)
Cooper
2023-12-26 03:13:27 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas RPMs closeted domestic terrorists !!! (We shall receive our gift soon enough! Maybe he uploads soon!)
Keith
2023-12-25 21:05:41 +0000 UTCYes this
Jihadi John
2023-12-25 19:15:25 +0000 UTCThis
Infineite
2023-12-25 19:15:06 +0000 UTCHitler didn’t even come on say merry Xmas rat bag
Jihadi John
2023-12-25 17:42:02 +0000 UTCShout out to Martin Luther
Jihadi John
2023-12-25 16:10:56 +0000 UTCBanger
Wolf J.
2023-12-25 15:01:28 +0000 UTCjail right now lock him up
Vitor Ferrari
2023-12-25 14:37:00 +0000 UTCThat's not funny I actually killed myself over this.
Fragbait
2023-12-25 13:47:01 +0000 UTCOi RPM are you gonna address why you chased the only black duck? Confirmed racist! THROW HIM IN JAIL!
Ukrainian Psyop
2023-12-25 13:33:34 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas you sane people!❤️
Ukrainian Psyop
2023-12-25 13:32:24 +0000 UTCWhere is the Christmas presents u made me sit on ur knee for mr rocket
Jihadi John
2023-12-25 12:15:13 +0000 UTCHet enigste da we tekort kwamen om de W series serieus te nemen...
Skroeftie
2023-12-25 11:09:18 +0000 UTCMost incompetent sheffield farmer/top corsa whipper
Skroeftie
2023-12-25 11:07:49 +0000 UTCHe put it in the oven. sodaCult
Zulugwa
2023-12-25 02:19:21 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas ya filthy animal
AJD621
2023-12-25 01:08:29 +0000 UTCmerry christmas fellow cult members.
so_sad
2023-12-24 23:50:38 +0000 UTCWhat did you do with the duck?
Marnix Vandersmissen
2023-12-24 20:28:02 +0000 UTCmy family asked if i had a boyfriend so i said yes and showed them a picture of you
purrrr slut
2023-12-24 19:58:59 +0000 UTCHe clone the thing
Sergio Pérez Gutierrez
2023-12-24 16:59:28 +0000 UTCYou drop this, twat 🥒
Sergio Pérez Gutierrez
2023-12-24 16:58:54 +0000 UTCyou gotta believe brother. there will be more, I am sure.
Joe W.
2023-12-24 15:26:25 +0000 UTCTETTEN
Joe W.
2023-12-24 15:02:43 +0000 UTCYes. This is how Rocket capped off 2023 with this video
Nathan. Lintz
2023-12-24 14:27:01 +0000 UTC(obvious lie)
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-24 13:26:46 +0000 UTCthe madlad did it he kept the sniff for the commonwealth pigs wish yall a merry Christmas in the vicinity of your favourite closeted terrorists
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-24 13:26:04 +0000 UTCI honstly am speecheless! This is just classic. Amazing job man! Really appreciate the time and effort you put into this <3
Amir Vafaei
2023-12-24 10:57:30 +0000 UTCI just about died during the Danica Patrick twat sniffing part 😂🤣😂🤣 well worth the wait for this video
Anita Max Wynn
2023-12-24 10:07:47 +0000 UTCWhat did you do with the duck?
Jarrett Stone
2023-12-24 07:00:17 +0000 UTCGlad you're back. I was never really worried. I'm sure a lot of people were worried and sold all of their worldly belongings, got into their Civics and drove to the ocean, sat there in despair staring out into the horizon, wondering what it is all for, and all the while eyeing a very full bottle of prescription sleeping pills, but I did not.
Kevin J
2023-12-24 06:22:20 +0000 UTCMake sure you go by and leave some flowers on Nanes grave young man. And don’t go cheap and simplistic flowers. You are rolling in the dough now and can afford fresh flowers and forty!! Merry Christmas to my fellow F1 fans and the Little Rocket. 🚀🎄🏎️
Old Fart Knocker
2023-12-24 05:49:32 +0000 UTCcan you tell us about your hair routine
purrrr slut
2023-12-24 04:53:26 +0000 UTCWishing you and your family a safe and happy Christmas on behalf of the Commonwealth Pigs down under. Looking forward to a year of fun and mayhem.
CATSMITHY
2023-12-24 03:15:31 +0000 UTCToto straight to jail. Hope he doesn’t “hang himself”.
JaredPizza
2023-12-24 02:44:03 +0000 UTCMate Timmy D popping in made me actually laugh out loud
Aaron Paul
2023-12-24 02:31:54 +0000 UTCAdhd can be fun sometimes
dumwee
2023-12-24 01:38:35 +0000 UTCI went in to greenland again and noticed the newest episode is out on yt already! The horror! I'm mad and all that because we only had one day in heaven before yt peasants! Now I'm raising my fist trying to be agressive and all that.. I forgot what I'm mad about... This is good stuff
dumwee
2023-12-24 01:36:27 +0000 UTCThis is so true. All the others were talking heads on very little info
Ricky
2023-12-23 23:07:39 +0000 UTCwhat a wonderful day to be a mohawk sympathizer, well done sir
Corsa 93
2023-12-23 22:08:14 +0000 UTCNow where is the tripple header video?
Marnix Vandersmissen
2023-12-23 21:02:12 +0000 UTCCurrently rewatching this masterpiece while I’m buzzing off my twat on botuca rum. IT’S HITTING IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES👺
Bence Gábor
2023-12-23 21:00:54 +0000 UTCWhen you get so high you become one with the mohawk give me a DM
dumwee
2023-12-23 20:15:45 +0000 UTCSo we know Russell is gay but who else?
supercoolguy420
2023-12-23 19:50:52 +0000 UTCknewz that was missed; Hamilton gifted trophy at the prize ceremony, and by gifted, I mean stolen. Max laughing at Kelly missing the bouquet at the wedding. Max sleeps on the sim
Mariah Carey
2023-12-23 19:45:09 +0000 UTC😂😂
Mariah Carey
2023-12-23 18:27:37 +0000 UTCanytime there's some new WeEkaLY POScasT I light a joint
Vitor Ferrari
2023-12-23 17:25:49 +0000 UTCor maybe Hello Fresh
Vitor Ferrari
2023-12-23 17:24:38 +0000 UTCSteiner: We look like a fucking bunch of wankers Hulk: *This looks like a job for me*
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-23 16:02:25 +0000 UTCi see no fault in this logic.
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-23 15:53:30 +0000 UTCEver heard of irony?
TomasK
2023-12-23 11:57:22 +0000 UTCRead the damn description FFS
16_55_50_51
2023-12-23 10:49:18 +0000 UTCThe InvestiGayshone hit the spot. Love it. That 3 weeks of internet-abstinence really pump you up i guess.
LemUhu
2023-12-23 09:16:28 +0000 UTCCan the prize giving ceremony be sponsored by the new Snow White movie? It’s more of a hate crime than Hamas
Mariah Carey
2023-12-23 08:49:19 +0000 UTCYes! Rocket powered Mohawk sniff merch
Mariah Carey
2023-12-23 08:43:39 +0000 UTCThat’s what she said?
Mariah Carey
2023-12-23 08:42:31 +0000 UTCA lot of rumours of Daniel Ricciardo being a bender, back in the day
Mariah Carey
2023-12-23 08:41:37 +0000 UTCGreat username
Mariah Carey
2023-12-23 08:40:00 +0000 UTCHe caught the duck
Mariah Carey
2023-12-23 08:39:50 +0000 UTCBig payout to have a play date with MJ, that’s my answer.
Mariah Carey
2023-12-23 08:39:37 +0000 UTCYea I had to watch that shit twice 🙌
Mariah Carey
2023-12-23 08:34:01 +0000 UTCFuck off 😂😂😂😂
Mariah Carey
2023-12-23 08:33:35 +0000 UTCWelcome to the mental stability community 🙏
Mariah Carey
2023-12-23 08:33:20 +0000 UTCI enjoyed the sniff. You free on Friday? ;)
DAYUMica Patrick
2023-12-23 07:25:32 +0000 UTCI'm high as fuck, I giggled alot... I'll give it 🤌 out of 🖕
dumwee
2023-12-23 04:00:51 +0000 UTCI love you
Mark Flaherty
2023-12-23 02:43:46 +0000 UTCImagine the FIA opening an investigation into Lance because RPM said he shags his sister, or some other hilarious shit.
gam
2023-12-23 02:37:45 +0000 UTCThat was fucking incredible and top class as per!!!
OTBoney
2023-12-23 00:24:20 +0000 UTCthe sniff... lmao
Evinak
2023-12-22 22:56:12 +0000 UTCI fucking love RPM. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to my favourite Northerner 🎄🎅🤍
gas panic sherry
2023-12-22 22:33:10 +0000 UTCI just aubscribed and wanted to say that you are a piece of art that needs to be protected!
Rokas Ulys
2023-12-22 21:33:14 +0000 UTCthanks daddy
Onyo
2023-12-22 20:54:16 +0000 UTCCheck out Dirty Air F1 on Spotify. Two British comics host it. And they are very regular with their content unlike our Overlord.
Mg
2023-12-22 20:30:18 +0000 UTCHe definitely is, he's dropped a few of Tim's lines here and there throughout the many videos.
Balljoint
2023-12-22 20:02:39 +0000 UTCI fucking watched the whole clip of you chasing that duck and didn’t listen to anything of what you said
Alessandro Spenga
2023-12-22 19:54:53 +0000 UTCHoly shit, welcome back! I haven't laughed so hard in quite some time, I will never forget the sniffing bit
Davide Bertolini
2023-12-22 19:44:59 +0000 UTC@ 2:32 are you a Tim Dillon fan? He is absolutely hysterical. Reminds me of you a little bit, excluding the fat, gay, cocaine addict thing.
Moe Lester
2023-12-22 19:28:32 +0000 UTCAll I have right now is Red Flags Pod and ShiftF1. It’s going to be a cold and lonely winter break this year
Licking Windows and Kickin Haas
2023-12-22 18:39:31 +0000 UTCGenius as always:)) looking forward for the next video
BlueSkyLine
2023-12-22 17:21:00 +0000 UTCThe japanese one, sure
Gustavo Menezes
2023-12-22 16:41:51 +0000 UTCDoes the duck have a name?
Troy.R
2023-12-22 16:06:57 +0000 UTCMaybe… to me Lewis is the most obvious. Lando as well.
Emilie Tan
2023-12-22 15:35:56 +0000 UTCI’m a straight woman and I have a girl crush on Danica. She’s super hot and she’s not a woke lib.
Emilie Tan
2023-12-22 15:34:36 +0000 UTCI say Lewis for sure, then Lando, Zhou and maybe Hulkenberg and George.
Emilie Tan
2023-12-22 15:32:48 +0000 UTCyou mouth breathing simpletons too hyped up on chocolate to fucking read.....?????? this is clearly an edited extract of a much larger video that had enough substance to be seperated
GoAteefEEz 4hEd
2023-12-22 15:19:38 +0000 UTCGive it to us NOW!
TomasK
2023-12-22 14:26:54 +0000 UTCIMO there is no else currently who is not a lizard. Mystery Science Theater F1 was good 6 years ago then they broke up or something.
Pewis Hair Plugs Hamilton
2023-12-22 14:25:58 +0000 UTCYou deserve 2022 Belgian GP
Yamac
2023-12-22 13:55:15 +0000 UTCHe smelled Danica Patrick's panties
CatalanJM
2023-12-22 13:36:46 +0000 UTCUngrateful
Oliver Findlay
2023-12-22 13:09:49 +0000 UTCOsama Femboy
Vitor Ferrari
2023-12-22 13:05:35 +0000 UTCSo thats it? Nothing about the season final? Not a podcast or a word for ages, and then this? Come on.
TomasK
2023-12-22 12:37:40 +0000 UTCRunning in gumboots makes everyone look like that.
Aaron Grenadier
2023-12-22 11:53:06 +0000 UTCI have a question for the RPM regime. Can you guys recommend some F1 podcasts? Nothing too serious, something a bit funny but also hits right with what’s happened each race? Two of my fav subs were axed after this season and if my fellow closeted domestic terrorists could help me out I’d appreciate. What are you psychopaths listening on the way to and from work when it’s not this?
Licking Windows and Kickin Haas
2023-12-22 11:33:37 +0000 UTCI believe it was you, Mr. Mohawk, in a previous video who said something like, “….that would mean Mercedes had information about another teams finances and is that not bang out of order as well?”. The world has seen the damage done by an Austrian with everything to lose, I wouldn’t put it past the Toto to use his wife’s clearance for information.
Charlie
2023-12-22 11:29:50 +0000 UTCWhy? Did he do something embarrassing?
Piotr Szostak
2023-12-22 11:25:08 +0000 UTCThe investigative journalism we’ve all come for. Great broadcast RPM
Licking Windows and Kickin Haas
2023-12-22 11:25:04 +0000 UTCWould you rather carpool with Princess Diana or have a sleepover with Michael Jackson
CH
2023-12-22 11:11:53 +0000 UTCBack with a bang.
CH
2023-12-22 11:11:27 +0000 UTCI found it especially funny that both latte-boy and lando were photoshopped to look gay, whereas Lewis did it all on his own
Bastard of christ
2023-12-22 10:29:49 +0000 UTCGunna need more context on the duck situation
Tom Russon
2023-12-22 09:49:33 +0000 UTCRead the description. He said it’s coming
Aaron_Dat_Boi
2023-12-22 08:32:24 +0000 UTCYOU LOOK FINE
Nothing Just an Inchident
2023-12-22 08:12:34 +0000 UTCThat’s not beige, it’s pink... Ffs...
Lonely69
2023-12-22 07:38:04 +0000 UTCThrow him in JAIL!!!!
Richard
2023-12-22 07:29:58 +0000 UTCNo preference of dairy = Possible homosexual
Richard
2023-12-22 07:28:55 +0000 UTCCongratulations on catching the duck, but you run like a pensioner!!
EstabanOcon'sHelmet
2023-12-22 06:56:20 +0000 UTCAny milk is fine
CH
2023-12-22 06:36:18 +0000 UTCYou taking the piss? Where’s our Rage against the Vegas GP
Leg Brace Lady
2023-12-22 04:47:59 +0000 UTCI think you should just switch your content to capture ducks during the offseason
Porter Rainford
2023-12-22 04:40:29 +0000 UTCDAYUM I would sniff that too. Kreygasm
Zulugwa
2023-12-22 04:14:43 +0000 UTC“They claim that at least 3 of the drivers are homosexual” My brain immediately thought “well George Russell for sure”
MiddleAgeRage
2023-12-22 03:30:08 +0000 UTCThe duck was riveting!
Paul
2023-12-22 03:22:47 +0000 UTCWhile my is brain Is mush, The capture of duck took all my attention. I had to go back and listen to the story. (Really had to focus to not look at duck wrangling) Maybe there is still hope for me?
Patrick Barker
2023-12-22 03:13:31 +0000 UTCChecks The Race... Checks Motorsport... Checks RaceFans... MF. There is more jerNALIzm in this video than the entirety of F1 "perfeshinel" journalisuming. Ignore The Party media! Long live RocketPoweredkNews!
H982FKL
2023-12-22 02:46:56 +0000 UTCWhen RPM caught the duck, I thought how can I now focus on the article when I have nothing anymore to distract me?
Caloy Diaz
2023-12-22 02:24:22 +0000 UTCThis journalism deserves a pulitzer.
Mike
2023-12-22 02:05:43 +0000 UTCThe butt sniff got me
Fergit
2023-12-22 01:58:18 +0000 UTCI should not have seen this in front of my Dad
CatalanJM
2023-12-22 01:53:20 +0000 UTCThe endings to these videos reall hit different
Cammy
2023-12-22 01:52:47 +0000 UTCWow! Tim Dillon made this episode, good for him. I hope Megan McCain makes it on the next 😏
Yukl27
2023-12-22 01:13:26 +0000 UTC“Wanker” is a pretty common term to call someone tho. It’s pretty much like saying “hey dickhead” in a joking manner
Reuben Bull
2023-12-22 01:05:23 +0000 UTCSingled out the brown duck, you racist.
Charles Magnuson
2023-12-22 00:59:35 +0000 UTCrightfully so THROW THEM IN JAIL
Mikkelsen
2023-12-22 00:52:55 +0000 UTCThat duck chase must be the the most accurate representation of Ferrari trying to get a title these days
Jackhrv30
2023-12-22 00:51:45 +0000 UTCHulkenberg also always says "Na, ihr Wichser?" - Which translates "What's going on, Wankers?" - I am not joking. For real: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhdscxUsATg So I would say he must be gay, cause joking about wanking is gay.
Horseman
2023-12-22 00:42:51 +0000 UTCI think I'm gonna survive the winter-break. Keep going, queen!
Horseman
2023-12-22 00:40:57 +0000 UTComfg that sniff, hahahahaha
Cliff de Zoete
2023-12-22 00:17:53 +0000 UTCI spat my Yorkshire Tea at the sniff
Unknown name for security reasons
2023-12-21 23:57:20 +0000 UTCThat sniff though! My G
TheRussianspy
2023-12-21 23:41:33 +0000 UTCAll I want for Christmas is a T shirt with the Danica sniff shot. I would wear it everywhere. I blew my drink out my nose when I saw it. INSTANT CLASSIC!
Achmed Rosenstein
2023-12-21 23:28:35 +0000 UTCThe duck catching had me mesmerized. I had to go read what the hell you were actually going on about!
Brett
2023-12-21 23:28:05 +0000 UTCI was worried being chained in a secret CCP basement for so long would've made you lose your mind. And I was right. Fantastic vid.
Perez sCREAMER 69
2023-12-21 23:22:57 +0000 UTCking shit
Andrew Phan
2023-12-21 23:22:55 +0000 UTCI fucking died at the butt sniff
A
2023-12-21 23:22:11 +0000 UTCONLY 3 of the drivers are gay? I find this hard to believe its definitely more than 3 with Hulkenberg back on the grid.
Flash Abuser
2023-12-21 23:12:56 +0000 UTC"I do apologise, but I'm not sorry" is a mantra I shall let lead my life.
Ben Osborne-Ellis
2023-12-21 22:56:31 +0000 UTCHoly. Fucking. Shit. You nailed it man 😂
Michael Dip
2023-12-21 22:54:56 +0000 UTCChrissy what a cheeky moooov “ change your fuckin wife”
PC Brummie
2023-12-21 22:54:11 +0000 UTCSomebody better and smarter than me needs to edit the video of him catching the duck together with this https://youtu.be/Jvmmkx1dtmA?si=WRDFFZ7G9w_RJbnC
Ez
2023-12-21 22:46:15 +0000 UTCGlad to have you back. That sniff though, really deep into the lungs for sure.
feoffle
2023-12-21 22:42:17 +0000 UTCThis was so worth the wait. All he wants for Christmas is Danica’s panties.
trippie gone
2023-12-21 22:35:02 +0000 UTCThought you might have lost it but that was pure fuckin class! Great to see you back. My deepest apologies.
The Shugstar
2023-12-21 22:30:21 +0000 UTCWe should DEMAND a poll on if it was a good or a bad thing the electric fence was turned off in the duck chase scene?
Bart B. (G4rr3tt)
2023-12-21 22:22:22 +0000 UTCThis MF is retarted for real , that Snifffffff
benficaclubedemerda
2023-12-21 22:13:07 +0000 UTCwhat did that duck do to you
Tess Tickles
2023-12-21 22:00:35 +0000 UTCBut what became of that duck?!
Thijs de Bie
2023-12-21 22:00:23 +0000 UTCabsolute banger
Tess Tickles
2023-12-21 22:00:21 +0000 UTCA master class in iNvesTyGAYtive journalism!
Brad Symes
2023-12-21 21:56:58 +0000 UTClewis, Lando and George 100%
Pewis Hair Plugs Hamilton
2023-12-21 21:49:56 +0000 UTCLmao more duck
Ollie Leyfield
2023-12-21 21:48:32 +0000 UTCAin’t no way you called Bianca bustamante mid
chiimachar
2023-12-21 21:46:04 +0000 UTCI love the knewz
Hunter Biden
2023-12-21 21:45:59 +0000 UTCFLIck mysogenie.👃🍑... Ignore that... Actually fell off my chair 🤣
Funker Funkenstein
2023-12-21 21:45:51 +0000 UTCChristian Horner is the world's worst liar. "I didn't have sex with those three girls ever, at any time, in any tattoo shop... in the Southern hemisphere."
Anthony Lathrop
2023-12-21 21:42:53 +0000 UTCSo what you're saying is that Business F1 is based
Vesta Arcadia
2023-12-21 21:42:36 +0000 UTCPerfection!!1!
ana.djura
2023-12-21 21:39:11 +0000 UTCIn all seriousness - the Danica Patrick tale is an interesting one (and probably would help enforce the decisions made by the W league) & rpm should do a review of it. She was actually a solid driver in the open wheel leagues. Then they saw that she was smokin and marketed the hell out of her/gave her drives in leagues she had no business being in (while still trying to do the open wheel stuff I think?) & it all went tits up. But I still hate her F1 commentary… stick to what you’re good at!!! (And take off them clothes, gurl)
Allen P
2023-12-21 21:38:26 +0000 UTCAre we gonna ignore that he chased the only black duck? THATS PROBLEMATIC THROW HIM IN JAIL!!!!
Ukrainian Psyop
2023-12-21 21:35:48 +0000 UTCBruh. This is your best work yet. Jesus Christ that was amazing. You should sub to business f1 and review an article from it once an issue, seems like a total shit show.
Nick
2023-12-21 21:34:04 +0000 UTCBreakfast
Alex Howling
2023-12-21 21:34:02 +0000 UTCYou sneaky little Asian dyke! You knew putting the video of the duck would boost your views, I had to watch 5 times just to have any idea what the article was about because I kept getting mesmerised by you trying to diddle some poultry! That shit is fowl…
Josh Powell
2023-12-21 21:32:04 +0000 UTChonestly i would have never expected a mjf cameo in a f1 vid. I though im the only sucker who watches the two sports in the world with the most tribal fanbases
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-21 21:30:41 +0000 UTCYou sniffing Danica Patrick is memorable.
MrDatel
2023-12-21 21:28:51 +0000 UTCPlease don't, I need to be able to share that with a friend lol
Jacob Secor
2023-12-21 21:24:29 +0000 UTCsimply lovely
Ivan Zečić
2023-12-21 21:17:43 +0000 UTCThis.... is actually genuinely decent investigaytive journalism. Great job catching the duck. I could tell you really worked for it.
Rosalind Muchmore
2023-12-21 21:13:00 +0000 UTCThe ramblings never cease to make me laugh
InfiniteIdeas
2023-12-21 21:09:30 +0000 UTCi almost choked, needed to pause many times
so_sad
2023-12-21 21:04:07 +0000 UTCTHROW THEM IN JAIL
Aohdaki
2023-12-21 21:03:33 +0000 UTCThe bit where he was in danika ‘s crotch had me fucking screaming! That’s my kind of journalism right there.
Dean Farrimond
2023-12-21 21:02:58 +0000 UTCty for ze knewz, nice dick, sorry duck.
swaggerdoggo
2023-12-21 20:59:38 +0000 UTCHighest quality journalistic standards in this exceptional knewz report thank you to RPM We definitely need more of an in-depth report about Dammica Patrick!!
Clinton Bishop
2023-12-21 20:59:22 +0000 UTCI bet he wouldn't sniff Amber Heard like that. He'd wind up with a Jobby to the face.
Chrashtor Maldonado
2023-12-21 20:55:30 +0000 UTCI love the santa outfit, keep it for the next video plz -commonwealth pig
Commonly HMRC
2023-12-21 20:39:43 +0000 UTCThis is just what I needed to laugh about the Jeffrey and Ghislaine situation, how dare they share information!!! Throw them in JAIL!!!
Commonly HMRC
2023-12-21 20:35:56 +0000 UTCRIGHT NOW!
Chrashtor Maldonado
2023-12-21 20:35:42 +0000 UTCI not only learned something, but also, I enjoy how your video was so accommodating to us, the neurodivergent degenerates. Thank you; and I’m sorry, because you are going to be suffering from success soon after this piece.
Christopher
2023-12-21 20:33:55 +0000 UTCI suddenly think dayumica Patrick deserves to be on sky f1 after watching this video. Not sure why though
Washedmilton gets no clunge
2023-12-21 20:33:16 +0000 UTCAnother Masterpiece <3
Aaron Page
2023-12-21 20:29:24 +0000 UTCMazepig's dad probably sticks him in the egg tray in his fridge and clones him every time he shunts his tank into a minefield at the Ukranian Grand Prix 🥚
Dingus
2023-12-21 20:27:33 +0000 UTCFuckin' hell mate! I lost the entirety of the bit during the duck thing! I was wondering why your bollocks weren't zapped and was distracted enough that I only realised what I was watching originally, when the duck was caught and I noticed the fence wasn't connected and I already forgot what I was talking aboit? #adhdisfuckinglit
Monkeyboy
2023-12-21 20:26:44 +0000 UTC"First of all.....I did catch the duck"
Foley's Wedding Planner
2023-12-21 20:24:16 +0000 UTCWelcome back our psycho leader
Erik Gross
2023-12-21 20:18:06 +0000 UTCMust be Jeffrey and Ghislaine Wolff in disguise
Commonly HMRC
2023-12-21 20:17:13 +0000 UTCThrow them in JAIL
InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist
2023-12-21 20:14:33 +0000 UTCThat's got to be your best one yet. You made me fucking cry of laughter.
Antony
2023-12-21 20:11:22 +0000 UTCTHROW THEM IN JAYUL!!!!!!!!!
MVRK
2023-12-21 20:07:36 +0000 UTCI mean half the grid is extremely fruity 😂
MZ
2023-12-21 20:05:15 +0000 UTCGood work on catching that duck, which I'm 100% certain is a spy sent by Jeffrey and Ghislaine Wolff to try and stop you from delivering us the truths theyre trying to silently hide away from the public.
Trimmershave
2023-12-21 20:03:48 +0000 UTCHorner? is that you?
Tom
2023-12-21 20:00:04 +0000 UTCDoes anyone know where to find that Danica Patrick photo? Asking for a friend.
MistaPutz
2023-12-21 19:59:54 +0000 UTCHe goes in to hiding for 3 weeks (probably to run around naked in the woods), and then comes out with this banger!!! Seriously, that was a great piece of investigative journalism!!!
DK
2023-12-21 19:56:47 +0000 UTCGreat editing and journalism but not funny or crazy enough 🥲 after a month of waiting my expectations were very high
Der Wydd
2023-12-21 19:54:58 +0000 UTCah, I see you are a man of culture as well. sniffing booty is one of life's top delicacies
planetos
2023-12-21 19:54:48 +0000 UTCDanica is a Man FFS Open your Eyes people!
PHLATearth
2023-12-21 19:53:02 +0000 UTCNot a Coincidence because it's the truth.
PHLATearth
2023-12-21 19:50:44 +0000 UTCMy man posted a news video and went on to talk about ONE piece of news and edited himself sniffing Danica Patrick's donut. Fucking legend.
C H I N A
2023-12-21 19:50:14 +0000 UTCWorst video so far. Huge disappointment!
PHLATearth
2023-12-21 19:48:46 +0000 UTCWell... if you insist...
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-21 19:47:26 +0000 UTC(obvious lie)
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-21 19:46:09 +0000 UTCRPM curious…. Who recorded that duck video… you seemed very happy to be chasing said duck… plus there’s no sound… WHO WAS IT!!! CONNECT THE DOTS DAMN IT!
Keith
2023-12-21 19:44:22 +0000 UTCB A D D I E (and Iconic tbh)
Foley's Wedding Planner
2023-12-21 19:42:42 +0000 UTCDidn't know you fucked ducks . How was it?
FLY-SY FPV
2023-12-21 19:41:35 +0000 UTCi have just cried genuine tears of laughter.
GoAteefEEz 4hEd
2023-12-21 19:41:09 +0000 UTCSo like did you keep the duck or nah?
Ellie
2023-12-21 19:39:47 +0000 UTCFuck me sideways i completely lost it at Hamilton, Russell and Norris at the end 🤣
wsLy043
2023-12-21 19:35:25 +0000 UTCBloody hell man, this one really takes the cake
henrik jonassen
2023-12-21 19:33:40 +0000 UTCNot to wank ya nan off, but you're the Tim Dillon of F1 .
Foley's Wedding Planner
2023-12-21 19:31:34 +0000 UTCMJF "mid" edit was golden!
Stifmeister_2000
2023-12-21 19:31:12 +0000 UTCLmao you trying to catch the duck was the best part about this whole video and I only say that because who gives a fuck about the far left of Mercedes. They are the liberals of the F1 world they blame everyone else of everything yet they are the ones doing it. They talk about suzie wolf like they talk about Michael I mean Michelle Obama. No body truly gives a fuck. But when you chased the truck I could just imagine the audio on that video would be like “come here duck” “common quite fucking around and let me grab you” lol Also please do a rant about GP and Max how the media keeps talking about them being straight to the point. Fuck that shit is sooo annoying.
Troy.R
2023-12-21 19:29:12 +0000 UTCI have questions about the duck. And the sniff. But mostly the duck.
Em
2023-12-21 19:28:59 +0000 UTCTop tier christmas gift, absolute banger of an episode.
Alexander Honing
2023-12-21 19:25:38 +0000 UTCPrefer some weed and driving but only after Christmas
christian krol
2023-12-21 19:25:22 +0000 UTCALL HAIL THE PIG (rip ben)
Snail Chaser
2023-12-21 19:24:52 +0000 UTCLewis, George and Lando being the 3 gays you chose is so funny
MZ
2023-12-21 19:23:44 +0000 UTCThats why good things take time ;) Tnx man. Another great piece by the MJF of F1-YT-Creators. Nobody is on the level of the duck-catching- devil.
Windgeisel
2023-12-21 19:22:06 +0000 UTCHowling. Btw I got my RPM merch, but did eventually cut the Mohawk off because my wife was doing my head in
Justin Case
2023-12-21 19:21:59 +0000 UTCSusie's response is still hella sus and I think they're guilty
Valkyrie
2023-12-21 19:20:18 +0000 UTCSniff sniff
Piotr Wójcik
2023-12-21 19:16:22 +0000 UTCCant get a chick like Dayumica but gets a duck instead.
Soebe
2023-12-21 19:13:32 +0000 UTCThe way this man is able to write clever jokes, keep us visually stimulated, edit bombastic videos, make F1 knews and highlights entertaining, and be unhinged is at a level that no other youtuber can match. Thank you for the constant aneurysms you give us all. I hope that 2024 will make us all brain dead by your conent (in a good way)
Charles Leclerc’s Piano
2023-12-21 19:12:28 +0000 UTCi made him a pond out of a old swingball base
Snail Chaser
2023-12-21 19:12:04 +0000 UTC#KeepDSniff Worst case a reprimand, best case Danica likes it and reaches out to you. It's time you diversify ur portfolio coz I assume it didn't workout with the dentist girl
Mg
2023-12-21 19:11:47 +0000 UTCOh it’s beautiful
Epistrophe.39
2023-12-21 19:11:47 +0000 UTCTake all my money now
IamStupid
2023-12-21 19:10:56 +0000 UTCI fucking lost it at the BIG SNIFF 🤣 🥴 ☠️
R R
2023-12-21 19:10:48 +0000 UTCStill awaiting the “weekly podcast” don’t let her of the hook yet
Mariah Carey
2023-12-21 19:10:23 +0000 UTCDid you really miss the opportunity for "Sum Biatch" cloning a dog .... I kept staring at the lab's name and waiting
Christo Burger
2023-12-21 19:10:05 +0000 UTCJames Hunt and Mazepin have a lot in common. I don't like them, they like women and both would kill someone and blame someone else for it then spend every day till they died calling their patsy a killer for no reason other than their inability to take responsibility
Michael Maclean
2023-12-21 19:08:29 +0000 UTCWhat did you do to the duck after you caught it?
Mamkatiprase
2023-12-21 19:07:08 +0000 UTCIDC if it makes me sound like a simp but how DARE you call Jessica Hawkins and Bianca Bustamante "mid"
Foley's Wedding Planner
2023-12-21 19:06:14 +0000 UTCi may have to cut the sniff for the commonwealth…..but i don’t have the heart to do it
Snail Chaser
2023-12-21 19:05:16 +0000 UTCWe're through the looking glass people! 🧐
shawn m.
2023-12-21 19:04:53 +0000 UTC>The sniff Im dead
Foley's Wedding Planner
2023-12-21 19:03:13 +0000 UTCGot me too man I could not breathe for a solid 30 seconds
Nick de Jongste
2023-12-21 19:03:03 +0000 UTCThat magazine seems to be a goldmine for your investigations.
Soebe
2023-12-21 18:59:22 +0000 UTCI can only imagine what the soundwave looked like in the last 10 seconds of the video. But if I were to imagine it would be a fat block of sound. And by saying fat I mean Gorlock-type fat. So fat it will blow the pc up into pieces like the Mazepig blew up every car he put his tiny little pig fingers on. In the aftermath people will obvisouly speculate that Osama was the one responsible for this. But only the real ones know... That the Mazepig... HAS RETURNED!
ikeastolemytable
2023-12-21 18:58:49 +0000 UTCHoly fuck that was so funny! THANK YOU. Glad to see you're finally acknowledging your dad aka Tim Dillon. And I spat out my tea at the Danica bit.
Shaun Nel
2023-12-21 18:57:05 +0000 UTCHilarious!
Justa Fleshwound
2023-12-21 18:56:44 +0000 UTCHero
Friendly Dragon
2023-12-21 18:54:30 +0000 UTCThat was amazing. Now do one again!
FLY-SY FPV
2023-12-21 18:53:55 +0000 UTCFuck mate that fucking slapped
Duarte Paulino
2023-12-21 18:53:46 +0000 UTCI KNEW YOU WERE A TIM DILLON FAN
Foley's Wedding Planner
2023-12-21 18:53:16 +0000 UTCThe second king, after Masi
Mariah Carey
2023-12-21 18:52:17 +0000 UTCAlso, Bianca is wayyyyy bettter looking that Danica
Mariah Carey
2023-12-21 18:50:55 +0000 UTCThe Danica Patrick skit had me rolling
Nicolo Lorenzon
2023-12-21 18:50:22 +0000 UTCAbsolutely NEVER disappoints!!!!
Brian G
2023-12-21 18:49:36 +0000 UTCCan we have the Abu Dhabi video now please? 🫣
Gerbil_Horde
2023-12-21 18:49:21 +0000 UTCThat was a long wait…but fuck me it was worth it…outstanding work Lil Rocket
Scaredeecat
2023-12-21 18:49:12 +0000 UTCThank you and good night
Shaun Evans
2023-12-21 18:47:55 +0000 UTCThis F1 Business magazine sounds like the shit. I'm subbing. 2nd most entertaining F1 content behind this garbage. Maybe I'll get my money's worth from the magazine!
Gothic Serpent
2023-12-21 18:47:47 +0000 UTCNgl the duck footage did wonders to keep my attention.
PraiseSobek
2023-12-21 18:47:46 +0000 UTCMore duck chasing vids 🦆
Richard
2023-12-21 18:46:17 +0000 UTCI am calm.
J. Travis Kingston
2023-12-21 18:45:53 +0000 UTCwhat a time for some drunk driving
aviator0504
2023-12-21 18:45:53 +0000 UTCMy only complaint is that this wasn't longer.
J. Travis Kingston
2023-12-21 18:45:34 +0000 UTCI have officially painted a wall White
Balljoint
2023-12-21 18:44:37 +0000 UTCNow we need race videos
Massive
2023-12-21 18:44:14 +0000 UTCAbsolute banger
Massive
2023-12-21 18:44:06 +0000 UTCFucking gem! Thank you Santa Hawk!!! 🖤🖤
IamStupid
2023-12-21 18:43:10 +0000 UTCThis MF is cookin😮💨
Jason Steptoe
2023-12-21 18:43:09 +0000 UTCWorth the wait
skypy
2023-12-21 18:42:42 +0000 UTCMerry fucking Christmas
Daz
2023-12-21 18:42:21 +0000 UTCIt’s not black but you can ofishally catch this duck anytime.
Christian Horny
2023-12-21 18:42:20 +0000 UTCUm actually
Spike SharkYT
2023-12-21 18:42:11 +0000 UTCBwekfast!!
David Mullins
2023-12-21 18:41:27 +0000 UTCThe king has returned when we needed him the most.
Nick Crawford
2023-12-21 18:41:23 +0000 UTCThis made perfect sense. Great journalism once again Daddy Rocket. Ly
K Fez
2023-12-21 18:40:49 +0000 UTCThis is exactly what I needed for Christmas
Drew Goldsworthy
2023-12-21 18:40:46 +0000 UTCYes!
Team LH mediator
2023-12-21 18:39:56 +0000 UTCHE GOT THE DUCK
Tomi
2023-12-21 18:39:32 +0000 UTCHahaha, I can't stop laughing.
Mike C.
2023-12-21 18:39:10 +0000 UTCthe chicken video was the first time i’ve ever seen you smile and thats pretty concerning
mariana
2023-12-21 18:36:03 +0000 UTCYou just killed me with THAT sniff man. I'm ill already, and I was laugh-cough ing for 5 minutes at least.
WhatIsLatifi
2023-12-21 18:35:53 +0000 UTCAbout time you did some work! Happy to see your face xx
Mariah Carey
2023-12-21 18:35:47 +0000 UTCDanica patrick sniff is legendaryyyyyyyy
Witold Sikora
2023-12-21 18:34:46 +0000 UTCNot 30 seconds of this video is making it to YouTube for the commonwealth pigs
James Dunne
2023-12-21 18:34:09 +0000 UTCCan't wait to watch this outburst of autism
No Nazis in Argentina
2023-12-21 18:34:02 +0000 UTCA FAT 15MIN+ SLAP JURNALIZMMMM
Vitor Ferrari
2023-12-21 18:33:37 +0000 UTCDanicka Patrick would be hot if she just stfu
Mohawk Sympathiser
2023-12-21 18:32:32 +0000 UTCYeh hell yes
FLY-SY FPV
2023-12-21 18:32:19 +0000 UTCWhat in the name of Prince Andrew is this....
Luuk
2023-12-21 18:30:24 +0000 UTCFINALLY!! The lotion is primed! Haven’t had a good wank sense the Las Vegas video
BlackJack
2023-12-21 18:29:19 +0000 UTCA blessing from the lord
Richard
2023-12-21 18:29:00 +0000 UTCBwekfast
CH
2023-12-21 18:28:56 +0000 UTC1mo 16 min video pls drop 2 more then ill shut up #killtheregime
yerms
2023-12-21 18:27:57 +0000 UTCMr Mohawk provides us all with his very important investigative journalism. LEGEND
Flynn
2023-12-21 18:27:24 +0000 UTCFinally the Rocket Powered Faggot came back. RIP to Wolff and shout out to his PumperNickle
DAYUMica Patrick
2023-12-21 18:27:01 +0000 UTCNOT CALM
Sapeghost
2023-12-21 18:26:27 +0000 UTCThis almost doesnt seem real. Been almost 7 years since the last rpm video. I now have a wife and children at home whilst im at work in a 70 story skyscraper being a BuSiNeSs twerp with goatify.
Gloomy
2023-12-21 18:26:26 +0000 UTCThis will make my commute home bearable at least for 16 and half minutes.
Todd Ruttura
2023-12-21 18:26:10 +0000 UTCEVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM!!!
WankMeOffYaNonce
2023-12-21 18:25:25 +0000 UTCIF YOU DONT SEE THIS COMMENT, YOUR LANCE STROLLS BROTHER!!
OldTrickydick
2023-12-21 18:25:17 +0000 UTCGod Damm Save the fucking king because this rocket is about to explode
Duarte Paulino
2023-12-21 18:25:12 +0000 UTCGlad Patreon bullied him into uploading, #stillwerise
Asscar Pissastri
2023-12-21 18:24:55 +0000 UTCI was going to wank over my dad, I hope this is worth interrupting me
Qas
2023-12-21 18:24:50 +0000 UTCWelcome back you beautiful bastard
biz
2023-12-21 18:24:39 +0000 UTCMerry Christmas ya filthy animals
Pumpernickel Smuggled
2023-12-21 18:24:28 +0000 UTCHe's back!
David Mullins
2023-12-21 18:24:24 +0000 UTCStroking my latifi rn
NOT Michael Masi’s Burner
2023-12-21 18:24:21 +0000 UTCWake-up babe new RPMH
Möbelboi
2023-12-21 18:24:21 +0000 UTCAnd as The Weeknd said ‘I can’t sleep in till I feel your touch’ the touch of the patreon pigeon graced my screen. merry chrysler piss pigs❤️
Bence Gábor
2023-12-21 18:24:13 +0000 UTCjust in time before i started liking lance stroll
bigaidsfromthefareast
2023-12-21 18:24:09 +0000 UTCPlease make a podcast so me and the others from team CUM can travel in peace
Slight Moron
2023-12-21 18:24:04 +0000 UTCGot my license back today and a vid. What a fukin day
christian krol
2023-12-21 18:24:04 +0000 UTCJesus took u long enough
Garrison
2023-12-21 18:23:57 +0000 UTCBest video every I was crying watching every minute of it
Let me explain
2023-12-21 18:23:53 +0000 UTCThis is gonna be the best 16:29 of my year
George Lawson
2023-12-21 18:23:47 +0000 UTCLet’s go
Erik Jan De Los Reyes
2023-12-21 18:23:46 +0000 UTCYessssss
George21
2023-12-21 18:23:37 +0000 UTCJust in time before i commit mass genocide
Harry Cassie
2023-12-21 18:23:35 +0000 UTCFinally after a thousand years
Osama Bin Laden
2023-12-21 18:23:30 +0000 UTCChristmas is back on kids.
THE NERVE
2023-12-21 18:23:25 +0000 UTCIn rocket we trust
francis reddyhoff
2023-12-21 18:23:24 +0000 UTCTHANK MASI!!!
Yamac
2023-12-21 18:23:19 +0000 UTCSlap my ass and call me silly you actually posted it today
Dupey
2023-12-21 18:23:19 +0000 UTCCouldn’t have come at a better time. He’s back!
Space Jesus
2023-12-21 18:23:18 +0000 UTCOh blessed be the lawd
Matyáš Ševčík
2023-12-21 18:23:16 +0000 UTCLfggggg
Alex Wilson
2023-12-21 18:23:02 +0000 UTCNoice
Dankiest Mist
2023-12-21 18:22:57 +0000 UTCRight before movie time
Massive
2023-12-21 18:22:52 +0000 UTC
