we cookin
Added 2023-12-20 20:18:26 +0000 UTCmy meth lab is cooking at FULL SPEED
fresh batch tomoz (probably)
then we can all get twatted for crimbo
Comments
Never happen
Fragbait
2023-12-25 13:50:48 +0000 UTCLol, fuck off
Fragbait
2023-12-25 13:50:24 +0000 UTCAll fair points, but honestly at this point I think he should get an editor more for himself than anything. And by an editor I mean someone that would be part time that could handle some repetitive stuff (like adding voice over/effects that he uses often). Meaning he could throw in a comment about what he would want and where & then focus on other stuffs in the editing process. The knock on benefit could be something like him being able to finish videos before a new idea percolates (like scrapping the Vegas/abu Dhabi video for the Wolff/fia stuff), but he probably still wouldn’t release them anyway so might be a moot point. Regardless, might save him some time/headache to go chase ducks or whatever.
Allen P
2023-12-22 11:58:07 +0000 UTCGood point!
Paul
2023-12-22 09:37:09 +0000 UTCHe already said multiple times that he enjoys the editing. Also don‘t underestimate how big a part the editing plays in how funny his videos are. I‘d rather have half as much content than content that is only half as funny.
16_55_50_51
2023-12-22 08:43:22 +0000 UTCWe demand it be feature length now
SpartanF1
2023-12-21 18:35:36 +0000 UTCI'm wondering what he was ACTUALLY doing for so long. I reckon the was up to no good!
R R
2023-12-21 18:32:46 +0000 UTCGo back to playing the guitar
Reuben Miller
2023-12-21 17:16:24 +0000 UTCWell hurry up Hitler
Harvey Price
2023-12-21 17:15:06 +0000 UTCOi dickhead I’m going to a movie now, upload after 5 hrs
Massive
2023-12-21 17:02:04 +0000 UTCWait wait wait, when did he say George Russell was like Michael Masi???!
Allen P
2023-12-21 16:04:20 +0000 UTCWell then they should be that much cheaper to employ, duh
Allen P
2023-12-21 16:03:19 +0000 UTCNeed a calendar you dumb twat? It's f-in friday mate, where is the video? (Oh shit, friday is only tommorow... i am calm!)
Mike777
2023-12-21 15:55:03 +0000 UTCAnd if they can, they're in a prison already
Foley's Wedding Planner
2023-12-21 14:49:36 +0000 UTCNi editor can make his vision into reality
Edgars Laucis
2023-12-21 14:19:22 +0000 UTCNotice how it’s shocking weather in the UK since the rocket revealed it’s time for new content? Lawrence stroll is manipulating the weather so that the internet goes down and his son doesn’t win another autism award.
WankMeOffYaNonce
2023-12-21 12:58:20 +0000 UTCMind and share it out now Oh Great Leader, we don’t want to be abandoned for another eon.
The Shugstar
2023-12-21 12:47:10 +0000 UTCHe has literally compared George Russell to the most horrific terrorist in our lifetime, I think this is Barbie in comparison
Christopher Carey
2023-12-21 12:16:53 +0000 UTCSo love wee just came out my filthy twatter
Murray Walker
2023-12-21 11:39:27 +0000 UTCI wanna lick your Mohawk 😂 and not the one of your head either wheyyyyyy. I’m drunk
PC Brummie
2023-12-21 11:38:41 +0000 UTCthe withdrawls are unbearable
obama
2023-12-21 11:29:36 +0000 UTCGood thing you had all that Patreon money at hand to bail you out of your latest Sheffield hit-and-run
CH
2023-12-21 10:15:54 +0000 UTCCoincidence? Federal judge orders documents naming Jeffrey Epstein's associates to be unsealed More than 150 people are expected to be identified in early January. https://abcnews.go.com/US/federal-judge-orders-documents-naming-jeffrey-epsteins-associates/story?id=105779882
Wanjas
2023-12-21 10:01:00 +0000 UTCGot to admit this is a bit wrong, are you implying that Toto is a pedo and that Suzie is a pedo enabler? I'll wait to see your final video, but seriously,if you're comparing them to Epstien and Maxwell then I have a problem (and will probably cancel my subscription)...
Paul
2023-12-21 10:00:53 +0000 UTCHome boy needs to get some help & hire an editor.
Allen P
2023-12-21 09:11:30 +0000 UTCRPM can you please go on a rant about this whole thing they keep bringing up about how GP and Max are on the radio! It’s fucking annoying they talk about it in the pre race and post race shows for F1 TV people so you wouldn’t see it. But it’s fucking annoying as shit anyone else agree?
TMR
2023-12-21 07:25:41 +0000 UTCHere comes Santa Claus
Any milk is fine
2023-12-21 07:14:33 +0000 UTCDear daddy rocket, for Christmas all I want is a new episode of the nerve pls
Big Daddy Stroll
2023-12-21 06:56:38 +0000 UTCDear Mr.RPM now that you are a mega super star and on the verge of world domination. And I don’t know if I am the first one to ask. But would I be able to get an autograph ? And I am being serious btw I am not cocking around.
TMR
2023-12-21 06:48:54 +0000 UTCNow you can fuck whoever you like……fuck that bitch….heil Mohawk
Kenny Pinto
2023-12-21 06:07:05 +0000 UTCThe only thing that can save us all is if Michelle Obama reveals that she is indeed Big Mike, that she is divorcing Obama, and that she is now part of the new Trans MAGA coalition. Gorlock and her ground beef pussy will be sent to the Middle East to negotiate peace. The CCP will then Nuke America sparking WW3. America wins the war and we replace the Lincoln Memorial in Washington DC with a statue of Michael Massi eating a Cheeseburger out of Gorlocks man pussy. This is the only way we get a new episode of The Nerve from President Rocket.
Balljoint
2023-12-21 04:04:57 +0000 UTCStay strong bro, the liking of Lance will pass. I promise.
Kozik
2023-12-21 03:50:30 +0000 UTCAll hail to the Mohawk
Smitty Werben JagerManJensen #1
2023-12-21 03:22:53 +0000 UTCI heard her speak Nazi with Toto, she's not fooling anyone!
Fragbait
2023-12-21 02:47:29 +0000 UTC2 on 2, jackets of blue
Massive Innuendo
2023-12-21 02:40:48 +0000 UTCHail the Mohawk fuer
Pirelli Wets
2023-12-21 02:17:35 +0000 UTCThanks Chris! I appreciate the compliment 🤗
Wulf
2023-12-21 01:53:42 +0000 UTCHorseshit take but ok
Chris
2023-12-21 01:25:49 +0000 UTC100% pure or we riot
Gingersnap
2023-12-21 01:20:58 +0000 UTCTbh I’m just glad our Mussolini is alive and kicking 😂
Aaron Merriam
2023-12-21 00:59:31 +0000 UTCI don't want to catch covid again please
InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist
2023-12-21 00:37:25 +0000 UTCgotta be the whole of Team LH
InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist
2023-12-21 00:33:51 +0000 UTCthat's inspirational
InvestiGAYtiv JERnerlist
2023-12-21 00:30:45 +0000 UTCLet! Him! Cook! Can’t wait to see how the Egg continues to stay relevant
ImJustAGirl
2023-12-21 00:13:38 +0000 UTCI feel both cheated and relieved. Damn you, man!
Wulf
2023-12-21 00:10:57 +0000 UTCI have no idea what you just said but I’m still excited about it.
HaasSymp
2023-12-21 00:08:47 +0000 UTCHAHAHAHA i’m the 420th like😃 (i am severely depressed and on the verge of liking lance stroll)
bigaidsfromthefareast
2023-12-20 23:50:15 +0000 UTCmy only Christmas present this year 🥲 thanks Mohawk
Der Wydd
2023-12-20 23:44:50 +0000 UTClooks like RPM is channeling Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder. I guess the hair would be inverted tho.
Dum Fuk
2023-12-20 23:30:48 +0000 UTCSuzy is Scottish
Emilie Tan
2023-12-20 23:27:11 +0000 UTCMy wife divorced me 2 days ago so I’m looking forward to this video that will hopefully make me want to commit some war crimes. Heil Mohawk 🫡
NigdemSlayer
2023-12-20 23:26:26 +0000 UTCSensational! Still laughing at the inbred barking however
Curtis Bennett
2023-12-20 23:05:19 +0000 UTCThe scrotum is the one male bio signature that cannot be forged.
biz
2023-12-20 22:42:31 +0000 UTCSwear on me nans grave, I’m excitedd
the Countess
2023-12-20 22:38:20 +0000 UTCQuickly! CAST SCOURGE STRIKE!
Zulugwa
2023-12-20 22:25:00 +0000 UTCtoo late gachiHYPER
Zulugwa
2023-12-20 22:23:47 +0000 UTClast time i tried that, my phone quite working and my clothes got wet. should I try a higher bridge?
Twanto
2023-12-20 22:16:24 +0000 UTCOMG, IMG 2255! I SEE A HORSE PASTURE! forsenE
Zulugwa
2023-12-20 22:13:34 +0000 UTCyou need to throw the phone from the bridge and then catch it by jumping
Zulugwa
2023-12-20 22:10:52 +0000 UTCDO. IT.
Noel George
2023-12-20 22:09:29 +0000 UTCthis year the sponsor is Hello Fresh (from the Devil x pewis dad episode)
Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume
2023-12-20 22:02:00 +0000 UTCThis already looks like absolute shitposting ✨GOLD✨
Lord McT
2023-12-20 22:01:15 +0000 UTCfrish neu jurnalizmmmm
Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume
2023-12-20 22:00:18 +0000 UTCIs that your car in your picture? Well jealous mate
Sam Sulek
2023-12-20 21:51:23 +0000 UTCWhat an absolute legend 💥 have a good one mate 🎁🎄
Harrison
2023-12-20 21:44:28 +0000 UTCGet that corsa to the 5g tower NOW
Shaun Evans
2023-12-20 21:41:23 +0000 UTCWe eatin good tomorrow
Just Another Blonde
2023-12-20 21:39:07 +0000 UTCI'm getting excited, 2 posts in a month, looks like an up trend in content, 5 dollary doos a month well spent!
Toaster
2023-12-20 21:32:40 +0000 UTCMmmmm smells like jernalism
Drew Naylor
2023-12-20 21:28:23 +0000 UTCWhat's a minge? Also, I'm not paying 5,000 dollarbucks to watch an irishman that's been infected by the CCP yell at me in front of a green screen, when he has a perfectly good tub he could be yelling at me from.
Twanto
2023-12-20 21:26:40 +0000 UTCSuzy it’s called pre season testing. We went motorboating.
Michael Massi
2023-12-20 21:20:07 +0000 UTChoping hes cooked up some new categories 🔥
Hector_03
2023-12-20 21:19:32 +0000 UTCWhat's with the green arrows pointing at the tits? Are you showing us the small efficient German boobies verses Gislane's crowd pleasers? You sick bastard, I don't need any help to see that! First thing i look at.
Fragbait
2023-12-20 21:19:29 +0000 UTCYou need 5G to play it./
Mike D
2023-12-20 21:13:03 +0000 UTCI can smell it..
Mike D
2023-12-20 21:12:13 +0000 UTCCan’t wait for the RPM f1 2023 end of season thank fuck it’s finally over unofficial but still really important prize giving ceremony sponsored by balenciaga
agentPineapple
2023-12-20 21:12:09 +0000 UTCYou need to rub your minge on the screen
Sam Sulek
2023-12-20 21:06:19 +0000 UTCHey everyone, I'm a bit confused here and could use some help. I've been staring at this 'video' for the longest time and it just won't play. I've tapped on it, swiped it, even tried turning my phone off and on again, but nothing's happening. It's just sitting there, like it's frozen or something. Is there some new app or update I'm missing to make videos play? Do I need to say a magic word or what? Any advice would be super appreciated because I'm really starting to think my phone's broken or maybe it's just me...
Twanto
2023-12-20 21:04:50 +0000 UTCPlot Twists! The Soundproof UNDERGROUND BUNKER is inside the NERVE Center...
PHLATearth
2023-12-20 20:57:01 +0000 UTCrocket is the max verstappen of podcasts
rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬
2023-12-20 20:52:22 +0000 UTCMerry fucking Christmas
Grant Packham
2023-12-20 20:50:13 +0000 UTCThe Herb that going around in Sheffield must be hitting hard on the Commonwealth Pigs...
PHLATearth
2023-12-20 20:50:04 +0000 UTCHOLD your C*cks ❗🤤
PHLATearth
2023-12-20 20:48:24 +0000 UTCLookin yoked
Rusty
2023-12-20 20:47:29 +0000 UTCWe need dental assistant updates. You cooking that too?
Errol Verwey
2023-12-20 20:46:12 +0000 UTCTha truath shall bi revealed!!!!
Fibre
2023-12-20 20:45:12 +0000 UTCgreen line test plz
ourenny
2023-12-20 20:45:03 +0000 UTCFinaly all threats and burned tyres at bungalow made a point shithead
zulongi
2023-12-20 20:44:27 +0000 UTCI can't believe you took out wtf1 and now last lap podcast, when will you be satisfied?!?
Phyuck Yiu
2023-12-20 20:43:58 +0000 UTCWhat in the holy fuck is the update with dental assistant?
Seymour Bhutts
2023-12-20 20:43:46 +0000 UTCIt's a Christmas miracle!
Kevin O'Gorman
2023-12-20 20:42:57 +0000 UTCGood impression from the skin suit. We know your hiatus was a cover up for the CIA hit on you. Telling you people look at the ears and Mohawk. Nothing matches
E-White
2023-12-20 20:41:21 +0000 UTCIt's really getting me near to a boiling point... Oi oi Oi !
PHLATearth
2023-12-20 20:39:53 +0000 UTCi’m hungry daddy rocket
rocketpoweredslut🧿🪬
2023-12-20 20:39:11 +0000 UTCBout time you know. Whats going on with that dental checkup you were due?
NOT Podge
2023-12-20 20:38:18 +0000 UTCyessssssss
Manuel Borg
2023-12-20 20:37:42 +0000 UTCOh thank Helmut. I thought Team LH got you princess die style
Lars
2023-12-20 20:36:15 +0000 UTCI am edging myself in anticipation
Robert Soare
2023-12-20 20:34:10 +0000 UTCBack on that "time management" goal?
Daryl Delancey
2023-12-20 20:33:04 +0000 UTCOhh, so you haven’t forgotten about us? Such an abusive relationship, why do we stay?!
Brenton Sword
2023-12-20 20:32:38 +0000 UTCBonerific
MiddleAgeRage
2023-12-20 20:32:27 +0000 UTCCould've done 👀👀
Jimmeez Nutz
2023-12-20 20:32:21 +0000 UTCSee how easy communication can be?!?!?
From Nan's Grave
2023-12-20 20:31:33 +0000 UTCYou gotta look up the green line test for this
Allen
2023-12-20 20:31:06 +0000 UTCLet's stay calm, RPM will deliver the goods *nods*
Patch
2023-12-20 20:30:49 +0000 UTCMy pumpernickel is throbbing with excitement
wsLy043
2023-12-20 20:30:45 +0000 UTCwhy can't i see a picture of toto without seeing him the gimp suit
Philip Rowse
2023-12-20 20:30:27 +0000 UTCCALM DOWN, TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR COCKS LADS.
Red Stevens
2023-12-20 20:30:21 +0000 UTCThis better be some Heinsenberg level cook!!! 🔥🔥🔥❄️❄️❄️
JOSE T.
2023-12-20 20:29:52 +0000 UTCYou're better be cooking some top notch meth for Christmas mate, if not I consider it to be a crime against humanity...Christmas supposed to be covered in white crystals! The nerve....
M4rquinh0
2023-12-20 20:29:38 +0000 UTCThis is taking too damn long!!!!
JOSE T.
2023-12-20 20:29:08 +0000 UTCStay calm
Sven Peters
2023-12-20 20:29:06 +0000 UTCI already have a deathgrip on my cock!
Chrashtor Maldonado
2023-12-20 20:27:58 +0000 UTCIm so hammered down on blow an alcohol and I’m shaking in anticipation for the new video
GabberGandalf96
2023-12-20 20:27:58 +0000 UTCI’d like to say thanks to our god Michael Masi for this gift that’s exorcised the DeAmOnS iN mY sOuL
Masi Forever 21
2023-12-20 20:27:54 +0000 UTCRoll on the beers big lad!!!!
Logan Nine Fingers
2023-12-20 20:27:18 +0000 UTCAnyone know the name of his band? Want to show the fam some sick beats
SigmaLANDO
2023-12-20 20:27:12 +0000 UTCShe Mohawked on my rocket until I powered ?
Richard
2023-12-20 20:27:03 +0000 UTCLET HIM COOK
Osama bin ankle socks
2023-12-20 20:26:45 +0000 UTCCannot wait!
Phunkysmurph
2023-12-20 20:26:18 +0000 UTCGive me a Christma. Miracle
Christian
2023-12-20 20:26:18 +0000 UTCAn early Christmas present, thank you Lord RPM
Richard
2023-12-20 20:26:11 +0000 UTCMy $3 at work 😃
868Hex
2023-12-20 20:26:10 +0000 UTCWELL PINCH MY NIPPLES AND CALL ME MAX MOSELY
TheTUNNELER🦁
2023-12-20 20:25:58 +0000 UTCToto Drama and I like it! Finally I will receive valid information about this drama 🤡
Archer
2023-12-20 20:25:42 +0000 UTCEver wanted to be a Christmas Turkey?
Guido
2023-12-20 20:25:25 +0000 UTC6 to fucking midnight.
Braidy Love
2023-12-20 20:25:18 +0000 UTCShe rocket on my powered 'til I mohawk
Jimmeez Nutz
2023-12-20 20:25:09 +0000 UTCWe can take all you got, Big Daddy
trippie gone
2023-12-20 20:25:07 +0000 UTCHow does Prince Andrew prefer his whiskey? Anything under 18yr old.
Pumpernickelback
2023-12-20 20:24:46 +0000 UTCFUCKING FINALLY
John Dorian
2023-12-20 20:24:33 +0000 UTCpog video coming out on me birthday :DDD
ColorfulNight
2023-12-20 20:24:32 +0000 UTCThank baby Masi
Yamac
2023-12-20 20:24:17 +0000 UTCSaid he wouldn't leave us for a week or more... What an honest king
J
2023-12-20 20:24:14 +0000 UTCYes!!!!
E
2023-12-20 20:24:10 +0000 UTCI want to quote one of the greatest TV personalities to ever be featured on television Mr Spongebob Sqaurepants: "I NEED IT!"
ikeastolemytable
2023-12-20 20:24:05 +0000 UTCOmgggg yassss daddyyyyy
IamStupid
2023-12-20 20:23:52 +0000 UTCHe’s cooking? The oestrogen pills are kicking in
Qas
2023-12-20 20:23:47 +0000 UTCIm yanking it ofg
Eric Schmitz
2023-12-20 20:23:27 +0000 UTCAll I’m seeing is the truth. 👀
Em
2023-12-20 20:23:19 +0000 UTCCock in hand
Desmo 🐱🍑🥷
2023-12-20 20:23:06 +0000 UTCJust a picture? I feel CUCKED
Carbon117
2023-12-20 20:22:53 +0000 UTCThe Furher gifts us, can't wait for this masterpiece that I'm sure I'm gonna watch atleast 69 times
Aaron Page
2023-12-20 20:22:52 +0000 UTCeasily the greatest Christmas gift each of us will receive.
Mike
2023-12-20 20:22:45 +0000 UTCReturn of the king type shit no lies detected
Caleb Duchan
2023-12-20 20:22:38 +0000 UTCGood deal - thanks for the update, much appreciated
Christopher
2023-12-20 20:22:38 +0000 UTCAbout focking time with ya vigina stripe on ya head
Mexican Minister of Disgrace
2023-12-20 20:22:31 +0000 UTCLEEEETSSSS GO m8 btw you got mentioned in a f1 ice berg vid when they talk about Vitch Tits his real name
Lil Andrew
2023-12-20 20:22:19 +0000 UTCthis better slap or I'm setting the bungalow on fire
Ellie
2023-12-20 20:22:18 +0000 UTCI AM CALM
Space Jesus
2023-12-20 20:22:18 +0000 UTCSreaming without the S over here
benficaclubedemerda
2023-12-20 20:22:11 +0000 UTC15 mins only m8 you’re lacking esp after a vacation #killtheregime
yerms
2023-12-20 20:22:03 +0000 UTCoh god the similarities
Massive
2023-12-20 20:22:02 +0000 UTCVery festive
Angus Crawley
2023-12-20 20:21:54 +0000 UTCVideo better be at least an hour long or rushing the bunker
George Lawson
2023-12-20 20:21:54 +0000 UTCTomorrow means next year daddy, we know❤️
Bence Gábor
2023-12-20 20:21:54 +0000 UTCSomeone had to say it as we were all thinking it.
G Man
2023-12-20 20:21:50 +0000 UTCCan't wait!!
Kate Ray
2023-12-20 20:21:49 +0000 UTCOut of everyone on the paddock in recent memory, who do you think has most likely been to the island
Dickhead 4
2023-12-20 20:21:46 +0000 UTCI'm edging
Austin Rode
2023-12-20 20:21:45 +0000 UTCThat's some pumpernickel level twatting
Stake did nothing wrong
2023-12-20 20:21:45 +0000 UTCYes dad
windowsillett
2023-12-20 20:21:39 +0000 UTCChef Mohawk
Jamie Hannon
2023-12-20 20:21:36 +0000 UTCRock hard
Oracle bread bowl racing
2023-12-20 20:21:34 +0000 UTCARE YOU READY FOR THE DIAGRAMM
BlazingGandalf
2023-12-20 20:21:30 +0000 UTCWelcome Kick-Sauber-Epstein Racing to the grid
Matthew Smith
2023-12-20 20:21:27 +0000 UTCI cannot wait
Jackary
2023-12-20 20:21:26 +0000 UTCReturn of the king👑👑
DaddysMassive
2023-12-20 20:21:20 +0000 UTCYes boys we back
Newquay Tsunoda
2023-12-20 20:21:18 +0000 UTCI'm fiending for the needly crack!
the dan dude
2023-12-20 20:21:08 +0000 UTCWhen podcast, me and my racing team listen to it when we travel and we need to be kept sane and definitely not domestic terrorists
Slight Moron
2023-12-20 20:21:03 +0000 UTCNot my girl susie 😂
Eleanor Blythe
2023-12-20 20:20:59 +0000 UTCIt smells fishy already
Borgiense
2023-12-20 20:20:57 +0000 UTCYesssaiiiii
Harry
2023-12-20 20:20:54 +0000 UTCYaaaaasssss
NatOB
2023-12-20 20:20:53 +0000 UTCI can feel the spice
Michael Sherwood
2023-12-20 20:20:48 +0000 UTCwe eating
Massive
2023-12-20 20:20:47 +0000 UTCI’m already twatted
Benjamin Philp
2023-12-20 20:20:47 +0000 UTCgo go go
Tim Li
2023-12-20 20:20:47 +0000 UTCYessss
Danny
2023-12-20 20:20:42 +0000 UTCLets go 🙏🏻
MaWi
2023-12-20 20:20:41 +0000 UTC
