Update - IM ALIVE EVERYBODY STAY CALM

Mine fuhrer is alive!!!!

Hitlerdidnothingwrong

God you're so pretty

Rocket Powered Dildo

Ohh mein fuhrer..

YELLOWMASI🇰🇵

What kind of PSYCHOPATH wakes up in the morning and immediately starts chewing gum

TomatoThunder

Need some music from you man 👌🏻👌🏻👍👍🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

Tasha Phipps

LESSONS NOT LEARNED

Sentient6

YOU PROMISSED YOU TWAt

Maxi pad with wings for heavy flow

So, here we are again

GuentherMyPookie

The '24 Corsa is actually a dope looking car. Not sure what year you have....uve been talking about the rocket-ship for awhile now, so I doubt it's a '24...not sure where I was going with this stupid comment. For the ALGORITHM

Rocket Powered Mullet

Did u not HEAR HIM, or are u fucking slow. He hates the internet AND social media. So do what you will with your measly $3 dickhead.

EdwardiganZ

U r a disgrace to the noble name douchebag..

EdwardiganZ

Do you REALLY THINK he gives a shit mate?? FFS

EdwardiganZ

I like the nerve center videos do them more

Dashnet -

Dude your sound guy is shite. He needed to turn down the guitar and your vocals up. Boost the bass a bit too

Limp Mohawk

Your setup is actually both really cool and smart

Elvin Rosenkvist Persson

So "stay away for more than a week".... Poor little rocket hasnt been let out from the Stroll cellar yet.

TomasK

Yes mate! Go back to the nerve centre!

WB

Not gonna lie, I would love to see RPM's scrapped videos

TheLazyHatGuy

😂😂😂

Garrison

I have met bananas more tech savvy.

Edward Wood

Should use the tub for big announcements and a couple rage videos (I.e. start, summer break, and end)

Elliot Phillimore

If you're dying or being kidnapped or whatever let us know because I ain't paying $3 a month (exorbitant prices) to a British corpse

Jabingus

Deranged youtuber into famous musician bit has already been played out by Joji, unfortunately.

Rosalind Muchmore

#TeamRPM Glad you're not dead.

gam

...but I love your F1 journalism

Cody_cody

babe you didn't go out for cigarettes you went for fucking MILK

Christopher Norris

fuck yes daddy two of my comments made an appearance (i was very concerned)

Cooper

Zgadzam się Wojtek

christian krol

Your Band Sounds sick… But FUCKIN HELL FIRE THE SOUND GUY

Christian Horners Mobile Phone

Omd I was wondering if Toto kidnapped you

Nyx Chaos

Serious questions!!!!!!! PLEASE READ! 1) my wife wants to know are you wearing make up in the video? Or did you happen to snatch up one of those lovely British ladies of the night? 2) I know you had a band and all but I personally think you should be ripping fat BARRRRRRS

Troy.R

This is what happens when a regimes leader disappears.

Nathaniel Darnell jr

Oink Oink my Man

David Lawler

Thay band of you're doesn't just slap. It abused me so much I'm thinking of giving its name and number to Max Mosley for a rough night out. LOVE IIIIIT

David Lawler

Bro people need to chill out, possibly finding addresses and doxxing you because you hadn’t uploaded is Psycho. Parasocial relationships to the max holy shit

James Birch

The nerve centre is beautiful. It’s like a shrine. Also bring the band to Notts

Sam Pacey

Ciggies. More like, went out for milk. D A D 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Trappist monk

#TeamRPM for life

Leah Warner

Now that we know he's alive, we nuke Sheffield or what?

C H I N A

LET US OUT OF THE DRAWER!

Nope

Found your location RPM Little Saint James Island Coordinates: 18°18′0″N 64°49′30″W / 18.30000°N 64.82500°W

Ben Kelly

I know he said no longer than a week but this week we gotta think about the fact its only 5 days away from Christmas so maybe hes sorting some Christmas stuff out and will do a video on Christmas instead of now, maybe im wrong and probably am but if not don't worry im 99% sure we are getting something Christmas day or boxing day

KoRFletch

And now we wait..

J

Bro is out for another round with the dentist

Ukrainian Psyop

Your charisma is indeed starting to provoke some intense #teamLH type comments/unhealthy obsessions. Internet's gonna internet I guess. Fwiw I love the green screen. The desk moving around the Vegas track was fuckin hilarious. Happy Xmas.

Dingus

He is just old school guy not used to internet much. BBOOMER

Zulugwa

“I won’t leave you guys alone for longer than a week” he said 6 days ago. Almost time to get perfectly reasonable again 🙃

Nathalie

Where's the MG again ?

S Barker

Is that you away on another bender already?

The Shugstar

OR the horse pasture...

Zulugwa

He switched from his sister to a nephew or something

Hunter Biden

WTF MATE!!!

Dnasty

i always wonder how RPM maintained such a calm demeanor and rational view of the world. more proof that internet access is radicalizing the youth.

Jason Adrian

Yay you're alive!

Christina Monroe

Get back to work

Smitty Werben JagerManJensen #1

no one asked

Zulugwa

The ferrari car reveal teaser poster doesnt have wheels on the car, is this a sign of things to come? 😭

James

You can't blame him, I'm sure he's not allowed any sharp objects in his padded room

the dan dude

Welcome back….to the machine.

Martin Legs

Unrelated but have you seen the fucking state of the spastic window licker in the secret santa

Michael

never, sou you can keep asking. LULE

Zulugwa

AUTISM POWER

Zulugwa

can you please review the absolute shit show that was the prize giving ceremony

hmmm

He is actually in a padded cell of the ccp that is actually led by the Devil himself.

Gerco bosch

Welcome back bud.

Baphometric

You can never hear the person singing when you watch a band live that isn’t professional.

JaredPizza

If not here, Id like to see the unedited scrapped rant on your 2nd channle Extra powered Mohawk. ZULUL

Zulugwa

5:20 he denied being dead, he denied being taken by the CCP but he DIDNT deny being stuck in gorlocks asscrack

Eithacos W

Completely agree!

zartariana

OK RPM, not only do you have to give you opinion on Las Vegas. And the other race.... And Suzie and Toto... Now you also have to respond to Jenson's new career! Get on with it mate!

Paul

I think you underestimated the power of autism

Baldo33

If you ever stop the formula one journalism I will call up big Vlad and give him your location

Josh Roberts

I too had my band fucked by the pandemic and switched to children’s music videos (staring with a home made set, then discovering the insane possibilities of green-screen), I totally get it mate!! And being a musician who just flies by the seat of his pants and does whatever he wants, randomly, with very little consistency putting out content, I too get you on that level. We’re now slaves to our own amazing creations though and consistency must prevail unfortunately. So together we shall put on our big boy pants and try and run our businesses with them on, whilst running around like complete retards on screen doing what people love most about us. It’s tough bra, but we can fuckin do it!! Oh… and I too had thoughts of you toppin yourself (or something like that) at the peek of the season… but it just created a vacuum for which we were all sucked back in by your genius!! Happy Christmas bra!!

SiFi

That was worth the Patreon membership. Glad to see he’s okay.

Samir S.

I guess nobody understands that you owe us nothing. Keep hating the social media and do what you want to do. If people don't like it they'll unsubscribe.

Luke

Reading through the comment section is like sticking my head through the insane asylum

Erik von Manstein

Jesus Christ I thought you were dead

Josh Roberts

Rapper rockstar and award winning journalist what’s next?

Ethan Stewart

And the funeral would be named: DANCE WITH THE DEAD which is actualy an music band making badass music with skeletons and shit.

Zulugwa

The video is indeed an obvious AI generated deepfake made by corporations in order to enslave the humanity.

Zulugwa

He has a life, unlike you.

Zulugwa

I wouldnt mind anothe gum video, maybe POWERGUM.

Zulugwa

With TECHNOLOGY! of a green screen, now you can just emulate the original NERVE car in a garage, which was the best setup anyway. EZ Clap

Zulugwa

Squirrel murdering bastard! Why whould you kill a charming little filthy tree rat ? RIP Mr. Squirrel and shout out to his family.

Fragbait

Maybe we should join the CCP and hide in plain sight. It's the last place they would think to look.

No Nazis in Argentina

you think you can just move on and start the band back up... wrong

fuck stick

For the record, my comments over the past 30 days have been perfectly reasonable. And that was a terrible apology. That being said, the "genius retard" content is unique and I have no choice but to put up with the diva antics.

Evinak

Jesus Christ mate your fucking teeth are white enough, off to turkey for a couple weeks aye

Little sushi 🍣

but whens the vid coming out fuckface

aviator0504

Especially when you consider he’s English

LewisMidfieldmilton’sHairPlugs

Yeah def need an update on this. His teeth lookin' mint

Nicholas S

No, we are not. We are the inbred, Verstappen-shagging windowlicking commonwealth pigs Team!

Joe W.

Oi'll fackin join ya mate

Joe W.

Buccal fat removal to look like handsome squidward

Joe Mama

Now I want you to take a step back... and literally fuck your own face!

Scotch terrorist

PREFERRED WHEN YOU WERE DEAD

Murray Walker

asking the real questions

BlazingGandalf

So did you shag the dentist girl?

Radezmaj95

F1 is not a Sport to begin with. It's a business and a MOCKING GLASS for society.

PHLATearth

JFK wasn't assassinated. It was a Staged event to make you believe that there are good guys in power. There are none!

PHLATearth

This place ain't for the WOKE. You're disgusted because he's chewing gum while he's talking. You've been indoctrinated to thought that just like you've been indoctrinated to believe that the Earth is a Spinning Water Globe in Vacuum Space. But you aren't disgusted by the Satanic Pedophile Cannibals who rule the Earth. God hasn't made etiquette, man did. Now Wake Up and Research #FlatEarth

PHLATearth

This Operation was a well-calculated predetermined PR stunt. He's not honest but lying. When you people gonna learn? And guess what? It worked. Well done RPM! You mean BIZNISS...

PHLATearth

StarLink is no different than normal broadbands because #SatellitesDontExist

PHLATearth

No, but it is a weekly podcast channel, and that hasn't been happening, has it?

RiotAct

He looks like Fredrik Ljungberg in Arsenal

TomasK

You’ve been off getting new teeth

Jack Heeley

Use the platform for the band great idea I would support your band

Danny

obvious lie

so_sad

Should get star link for your broad band. You can also send kamikaze drones with it to a squirrel

Jose Luis Dasilva

I would definitely come to your gigs. To throw eggs at you, for quitting F1 commentary 😘

Hassterbate n Chill

The band slaps hard. Maybe a guest track with Lil Rocket?

Commonly HMRC

That’s why he’s called DaddyRocket

Hannah

Don’t give up the day job.

The Shugstar

People are having a laugh if they think you owe them anything. Band does indeed kinda fucking slap.

Cole

RocketPoweredManiacs? RocketPoweredMilitia? Or #teamRPM - domestic terrorists?

average reasonable person

Real, he’s literally so fine🤭

αίλουρος

It’s *not* a daily makeup tutorial channel? Damn, now I know why everyone keeps looking at me funny

Mooch

idk if i just missed you but i never noticed how hot you are and now i am very attracted to you…….

purrrr slut

We are better than teamLH we are TeamRPM

NOT Michael Masi’s Burner

For the record, I was never concerned. I actually forgot you existed while you were absent. That means I'm normal.

Kevin J

As a Patreon member I want to see the unedited scrapped Las Vegas video. PagMan

Zulugwa

speak for yourself. This is not a daily makeup tutorial channel. I support the creative process as should you. Most people here care of Daddys wellfare more than some stupid money, that caused the upset. #iamcalm

so_sad

I'll always have mad respecc for anyone that can play guitar and sing at the same time. I play keys and I can barely keep a thought straight at the same time.

Eddie Kurtén

Mate, you're making a decent amount of dosh here from all of us paying for your shit. Literally all it would've taken is a text post saying you'd be away for a bit to deal with some personal stuff, but you didn't even do that - You haven't exactly been punctual on posts in the past either - and now you're surprised people got upset? I'd be surprised to have any patrons left after going dark for a month. I get this is a crazy new thing for you, but you gotta remember who's paying the rent on the bungalow.

RiotAct

You need more gerbils in your life

Gerbil_Horde

Na felt like my ears were under hostage interrogation for 23 minutes

Scotch terrorist

It would be a short video titled "Why Drive to Survive is shit!"

Chrashtor Maldonado

Finding a 5g tower, on the road, late at night, from your car is more Clandestine.

Chrashtor Maldonado

#AlsoTeamLiveBadass

Charlie

not sure if you seen all the videos but most of the recent JOURNALISM is well connected to the past. HOWEVER who would say no to a deep dive into Bernies closet!

so_sad

Glad we can now level to this knowing he’s alive enough to chew bubblegum during a recording. I agree it’s DIGUSTING. Misophonia is a thing you know.

The Wolf

Call me mad but has this cunt had cheek filler?

Dean Farrimond

RPM, In all seriousness why not just drive to a library to upload the videos? You’ll get good internet and save on fuel.

Any milk is fine

Nice picture mate.

Amir Vafaei

#TeamLiveBadass

Keith

More than this twat! I’d expect more from an independent Asian women 🤬

Mariah Carey

So I’m glad your not dead to start with BUT I swear another video like that with chewing Gum and I’m out. And that in itself should be an apology. Thank you and GOODBYE

Scotch terrorist

The fact that people here exchange currency for weekly updates, and you disappeared for a month, might have something to do with the comment section.

Bram Gjaltema

CCP cant catch you! #freeRPM

Archer

How many podcasts would you have been able to do if you where kidnapped by the Stroll family and force to have sex with Gorlock in a bunker underground?

TomasK

They missed a spot at 21:00, you can clearly see the soldier pointing a gun at him in the reflection. It looks like Lance, but it could also be little Kimmi himself. Coinsident that the Gorlock, Stroll and Massi hasnt shown up in the same video? I THINK NOT !

TomasK

if they got JFK they can get you too, stay safe mohawk. wear protection unless you're absolutely certain you don't need to.

Flash Abuser

Come on mein fuhrer hurry up and release the new video Adolf

alex

I wonder if RPM has ever considered doing videos on the history of F1 as a way of teaching new F1 one fans about the history of the sport. I think it would be a cool series over the winter break

TheLazyHatGuy

Get a load of this guy... ThE NeEeErRvEeee Fucking finally mate.

Joe W.

Dude needs to move on

Allen P

Bro gotta take the horse-drawn carriage to town to get internet 💀

sloppymoses

Don’t be fooled people. Clearly this video has been put together by the best deep fake experts in the CCP. Far too REsonABLE for RPM. My bet is he is down a well in Beijing being re-educated that Pual is not a plant.

David Perrett

I’ll be here, waiting paitently for the MASHTERPISs!

LemUhu

if youj need to take a week just let us know when you take a piss we will be more than sadisfied

Nope

Good to see you and hear from you again!

Pauperbeta

when the farming sim server

Anselm

i think we're all a little stong here if you catch my drift

Eithacos W

I feel like we deserve a video in the where he is back in the car

KARAN

dear god that channel is such gold

chase

I feel like we deserve a video in the where he is back in the car

KARAN

Go Get em, boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_UTt5KG9Y4

chase

The CCP deep-fakes are getting much better. They still have him!

From Nan's Grave

thank fuck

hilarie

Anyone else wanna pretend he has still not shown up. I was enjoying the pure mental illness on show the last 4 weeks. Never felt such a sense of community as I have these past few weeks.

Ryan-m334

These team LH fans are starting to attack the hands that feeds them, some of your fans are bugs planted by the Team LH lunatics

Antonio_Goatinazzi

Great to see you're alive and well... Where's the fooking rage video already? I AM CALM

Gavin Conran

Why can't daddy do the music and the journalism? I need both in my life

AustralianViking715

It’s been 34 days since your last “weekly” podcast. Pathetic!

Mariah Carey

Where’s the discord? That would prevent a future global catastrophe, if daddy decides to take another day off

Mariah Carey

Why don’t you pay Amber Heard Shagger Musky boy for some starlink internet? Do some fucking work you scum!

Mariah Carey

Obviously you like queens of the stone age, it's noticeable in the sound of the band

X

"I have stuff to do...." Like the dentist girl?

TomasK

hell yes. Band name suggestion: LATIFIGEDDON

so_sad

Awwww… thanks!

Justa Fleshwound

😂😂 #CultLH

LRW

He was killed and turned into an animatronic by Sky Sports. RIP to the real rpm :(

Matthew Smith

I understand why he compares you all to #CultLH. Very similar mind sets.

LRW

You guys are so precious 😂

LRW

As this point, yes i am. For fucking days you do nothing but not understanding what you have agreed to and making a fuss about it. Its seriously annoying.

BlazingGandalf

You are so triggered

LRW

Found the next one as dense as a rock not understand what a patronage is oh and that people have fucking lives

BlazingGandalf

looking at a few of your comments.... you sound like you are 12

BlazingGandalf

I identify as my own sister, tell your friend xoxo

Mariah Carey

Sooo, do you have a sister? Asking for a friend.

BlazingGandalf

i agree or even the tub but its his channel and i love whatever he does

PC Brummie

never the less i have missed you big daddy

PC Brummie

im glad your back you cretin. who ever was getting personal should get fucked in all honesty like borderline stalking is never ok. i mean i did threaten to rip your mohawk off and slap it on my birds minge but whatever XD but there is a line between fun and reality

PC Brummie

Bring back Mohammed Bin Mohawk for the awards ceremony or we’ll torch the corsa

Harry

i do sometimes miss the look of the car setup. it made you special compared to other creators. Hope you bring it back sometimes when you feel it is better

Mart

LIES, HE WAS KILLING THE JEWS IN GAZA (HENCE THE GREEN FLAG)

Qas

Sounds like you've just fingered yourself...

PHLATearth

There's NO Down Under ⚠️ Australia is at the same Level as the whole Earth... #flatearthmatters

PHLATearth

I have genuinely started to believe... ...or at least playing with da IDEA... ...that The LORD has Perished❗ THENNN CHRIST has RESURRECTED! Muh Niggah is ALIVE !!! Meet ya'll at Don Valley in SHEFFIELD for some Jäger BOMBS⚠️🤣🤤🤭

PHLATearth

Sorry for shit posting. I’ve also had a lot of sugar and craving your delicious content daddy. Much love from down under. Ps, I can cook, clean and swallow 👌

Mariah Carey

Speaking of girlfriend, why haven’t we seen Latifi in ages? Or has she been replaced by the dental assistant?

Mariah Carey

Also, if you’re gonna make a fake set, surely you’d put yourself back in the midget (the car, not your girlfriend)

Mariah Carey

The only way this apology video could be worse is with a ukulele! D is for DISGUSTIN!

Mariah Carey

spazTIC with a broken vagina as a profile picture I LOVE IT

Vitor Ferrari

For the set, you should put some painter's tape (or whatever doesn't have that much residue) where all of the furniture is on your beautiful set so that you'll know where everything is for your perfect shot. This way you can move things around and have a perfect reference to put everything back where it is

MartinSince94

HE HAS A GIBSON FLYING V AND CLAIMS TO BE A COMMON WEALTH PIG! THE ABSOLUTE NERVE. RPM IS CLEARLY A PSYOP BY THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT TO KEEP ALL OF US UNPRODUCTIVE AND CRAVING DOPAMINE HITS. WE ARE ALL VICTIMS

LewisMidfieldmilton’sHairPlugs

Im happy again, this will last for 48h max

benficaclubedemerda

REEEEE it's been more than 20 minutes since the last upload! Anarchy! Anarchy! Nah, take your time bud, even if we do pay and we do say. Can't wait for the next upload :D.

EndlessRiver

Love that this was released at 4:20 #cultRPM

Ryan Cain

rip dad mohawk and shout out to the paypigs

Vitor Ferrari

warcrime-ish

so_sad

Same, all the social media make me sick

TomasK

It’s been 24 hours since anything was posted from RPM, he clearly is dead

Yeah - I’m not going to setup a racked server, wife would kill me. I also don’t have the proper upstream to accommodate for Europe, so setting up centralized in NY is fast for both. Moving to a reserved instance brought the price down to probably $15 a month for a 3 year plan so if I pay for it up front it should be fine. I think that I’ll have two farms that people can join and contribute to. There’s a lot of logistics involved still working through some of it. It’s free on gamepass but if anyone is interested ping me here and I’ll send the info and server password in a few weeks (it gets registered automatically on the games server list.

Christopher

Rocketpowereddaddy is back

Maxi’s pad

glad youre back and well !!!!

mariana

I’m calm now 😎

Danny

Yesssssssas

Danny

I’m so happy now

Danny

Glad to have you back

Oracle bread bowl racing

I forgot to apologize for my perfectly reasonable behavior during your unexplained, excessively lengthy disappearance as our dysfunctional F1 - worshipping cult leader. My maternal instincts kicked into overdrive and my oxytocin-laden brain forgot that adults with whom I have no direct connection can have their own lives.

Justa Fleshwound

The music might become big only, if it will be F1 topic I suppose tho.

Zulugwa

I would like to express my happiness, that I have become part of something special. Even if the most special thing about it are the mental disability related needs. Where's my certificate?

Piotr Szostak

You can always unsubscribe, mate. RPM is not forcing you to pay.

Nelson Leite

Hell yea your music indeed slaps. Where I download full album? ZULUL

Zulugwa

Only if your friend is willing to dress up as my little pony.

16_55_50_51

I hate internet too. LULE

Zulugwa

at 16.32 the dear leader validates everything we have achieved as a CoMmuNiTy in his absence if we push a little harder we can actually overtake #TeamLH as the most psychotic fanbase in f1 #BuRnDoWnThEBuNgAlOw

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

Don't believe this people. This is an AI generated video made by CIA. The boy just could not stay in line. RIP

Moe Lester

WE ARE PERFECTLY CALM!!!

Mike777

Nah mate, dont believe it. Just look at his red face, its from being sit on by the gorlock. and the Stroll family has made a bunker that looks just like his old place and locked him in. The nerve!

TomasK

new bunker is definitely in a Saudi prison somewhere seriously though take all the time you need to deal with your own shit, i just assumed you were on break like the rest of F1. disappointed we're not getting thirst trap photos of you in the maldives tbh.

Jay Dixon

as long as he still produces content that's fine with me. zhou guanyu is the GOAT anyway 🐐

raf

how many blood diamonds does your band charge to play the dutch anthem, asking for a friend.

Michael Massi

After meal whores?, “yeah you know it’s like a after meal cigarette without the cancer risk. Unless you consider HPV… but come on *laughs* who does?”.

Keith

The return of the MASSIVE

Ronald Kuipers

Has he confirmed or denied he is driving for Apline next year?

ChingyfromAus

What about on an empty stomach? Asking for a friend.

Allen P

Nah bro is dead

Cody Heath

Ah perfect I‘m saving this for my post lunch fag break. Edit: Before anyone gets any ideas, I‘m addicted to nicotine. I don‘t routinely fuck guys on a full stomach. I like girls. Though I do consider Lil‘ Rocket a hot snack.

16_55_50_51

Thank Farrrk for that my wife and I were heart broken to think we had lost you. Please prepare a loss of life message your family can up date the faithful with ( we are not cult members!!) but seriously welcome back lil rocket

Isaac

Glad to see you and your teeth are okay! Also: I've never seen this many of my own comments in one video 🤭

Nathalie

I am quivering rn

Virus

HES ALIVEEE

Viktor D

I AM CALM

Ian Dluvsdnd

This is a hostage video. The CCP have him.

Howie Day

Your head is so angular you look like you could be in PS1 Harry Potter

Doug

I think that this group is a group of the most SANE people on the internet! I also thought that THE HAWK was on vacation to the exotic blackpool

Emanuel N.

P.s. Glad you are alright

Wanjas

Next time you are off for more than a week will conduct your funerals in Minecraft, afishially pronounce you dead and subsequently resurrected.

Wanjas

Come on folks, let’s break the Patreon world record for amount of comments again

O.Kock

Better than a 45min drive using a 5G hotspot

Doorwedge

The band shreds. Rename it The Rocket Brothers and use the platform to make it great again

Leg Brace Lady

Then stop paying if you’re so bothered by him taking some time? Get that stick out your ass and have some decency mate. You might be paying him a couple pounds for content but he’s still a human and deserves breaks. He already apologised and said he’d give a weekly update if he can’t put out content that week. If you don’t like it then cancel your sub? Instead of crying in the comments like an entitled baby, like lance stroll.

MZ

Thank god, he/she/they are back

Matt Messmer

Found another victim

LRW

Daddy, your voice is so smooth. Your cheeks are so sharp. Stay safe.

Charles Magnuson

Found Strolls account.

Lucas Holmes

We have different opinions mate. I pay because I love Daddy, based on the amazing content she has [already] provided. I certainly hope she will give me more for sure, but I do not think she "owes" me anything: neither a schedule, nor a response.

Amir Vafaei

PeRfeCtLy ReAsOnAbLe AsSuMpTiOn

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

can't you tell from his new turkey teeth....... hes hinge deep mate

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

I think most people in these comments are gagging a little too hard on RPMs cock. It’s like the fucking lulu club in here. More people should be critical.

LRW

dont try and confuse him.

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

If you really wanna be serious. We are paying customers. And really we should at least expect regular posts from him. That’s why we pay.

LRW

Fuck the FIA

Yukl27

can you confirm wether or not Helmut Marko sent you to Sergio Perez yacht after the Monaco gp with Christina the Ukrainian psyop.

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

Fucking perfect

Yukl27

that is a very good point mate!

Amir Vafaei

hes been to turkey for cheap implants to try and impress the assistant.

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

RPM Rock fucks!!!!!

Yukl27

I hope the RPM caps anyone looking to find him!! Keep up the great commentary

Yukl27

I am going to be serious for a second: Even Though I was truly worried, I do not think anyone should feel responsible to "be online" from time to time. Personally, I hate my phone and I hate group chats and DMs and the fact that my friends get mad if I reply "late". Mind your own business people (including myself) and calm your titties! Having said that, since you're an international celebrity, first and foremost you must give us an update on your sex life, and then, take responsibility for the actions of your totally sane and reasonable fanbase. #TeamRPM #Neverforget 

Amir Vafaei

I live in Yerevan, Armenia. Not really close but more or less same kind of climet ;)

Amir Vafaei

I dunno what the requirements are for a farming sim server, but if it’s just some basic connectivity stuff you could probably save a lot of money/host more people by getting a DDNS subscription & utilizing an old pc as a server (or buying a used server off eBay - you can get some really performant shit for near nothing. Only problem is that racked servers are loud AF & use up a solid amount of power - each of my racked units can draw up to 60-80 watts just for the fans)

Allen P

Two man enter, only insanity leave.

Allen P

Fucking legend

Anton Eremin

Our king is back

Anton Eremin

Good to hear youre not dead... or been kidnapped by the CCP.... looking forward to a "more responsible" lil Rocket

NickSFC

The great journey is upon us! Hahahah.

Keith

Mr Matthew Gallagher when the fuck did you become so handsome 😍

Kakashi

Actually I hoped you died at this point, would have been easier to take than the fact that you just straight refuse to upload with no excuse whatsoever

Laurenz Ehlers

Wait a minute… when did the British get actual dentists? Your teeth are actually white and straight, unlike every brit ever.

Cody

Since our leader doesn’t make merch I am going to have things made that say #TeamRPM We shall rise! Also I live in Canada Ontario! Anyone else?

Troy.R

Couldn’t you put the tub in front of the green screen and have a picture of the green screen behind it? Best if both worlds

Luke Scalese

King George is definitely holding him hostage in the anonymous secret location.

Luke Scalese

It's a Christmas miracle. He has risen 🙌

Funker Funkenstein

3 weeks with no Rocket before the comment section turned into some type of autism thunder dome... and it was glorious.

Pewis Hair Plugs Hamilton

I created a farming simulator server, self hosted on aws - I have no idea what I’m doing as a farmer. poor as fuck - but I think I can handle 10 - 12 without spiking my bank account haha. Reply to me here if you want to help me beta test a farm setup.

Christopher

Or in Gorlock’s beef patty batty

RPM’s Dad

Glad to see you aren’t dead mate

Trish Frank

You too

Any milk is fine

Thanks.

Any milk is fine

Should put your songs in your video and claim PRS on it

RPM’s Dad

GOOD LORD GOD BLESS

joey00

I crave violence daddy

Pirelli Wets

Nice username.

Pirelli Wets

RPM, you motherfucker. Did you really spend time putting in full Closed Captions for an impromptu video? Mad respect for that. I suspect it is to make sure there is no misunderstanding of EXACTLY what the fuck you said.

Michael S

Where’s the tuxedo awards show? Blink twice if you are under duress.

Darryl Murphy

I kind of want my own lil kimmy.

Slowgrip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsFQOq8aAvg have at it

chase

So happy you're alive and not a rotting away inside Gorlock's ground beef pussy.

Balljoint

Oh yeah, it’s December, how did it go with the dental assistant? We must know.

Any milk is fine

Also holy fucking Dickson you rebuilt the nerve centre, that's nuts

miggareto

I say this with the best intentions in mind, IF YOU DONT CROWBAR THE FUCKEN BAND INTO YOUR AUDIENCE I WILL END YOU Me and my mate who had a band together had life long dreams of making it as a performing and recording musician, I never made it and ended up pushing shopping trolleys but last weekend he told me he was touring and playing a show in my town and I'll be fucken damned if it wasn't the most heart-warming thing to see him up there living out our dream for the both of us. NOW YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO DO THAT YOU BELLEND, TAKE THE SHOT YOU SWEET SWEET BEAUTIFUL BASTARD

miggareto

I could see you going hard on the band thing. Like Dillinger Escape Plan hard. Prove me wrong 😉

Professor Alfred Sharpton

picture of you with the dentist on a beach somewhere would be enough.. 20+ minutes of pure rizz fully drained all smiles is just rude

so_sad

One might be inclined to believe anything is owed to the audience... But that would be incorrect. Glad you're okay.

Kyle Meck

thats where his strenght coming from

so_sad

Basically the fans need to go outside

Panic.In.Hispanic

Yes! Dad is back and he's mostly sober.

Erik Fox

Just glad your ok mate! Sometimes all you need is a little break, it’s the end of the season anyway so I think one was deserved!

OTBoney

_ That's the funniest Farkin shit ive seen this Month.. I too honestly thought you were dead or Incarcerated. Why else would you just dissappear and not post ANYTHING and just throw away $20 Grand a month, or whatever fortune youre getting from us peasants. "i am now a Content Creator" he says in disgust ahahahahha

MrWhoeverCares

This is “the wave” (die welle)… use your power well

Superferrariman

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Superferrariman

Yes! I’m very pleased you’re ok, looking forward to the next video!

Shaun Nel

How the hell can we be sure you are alive? It can be some deep phake done by those big brains at ferrari or the ccp... this is all an ilusion... a matrix... or some shite

Mike777

Hey dont ask me to behave rationally on the internet how dare you

Perez sCREAMER 69

That band really slaps you should continue with it

Zuzana

forgive us daddy

Onyo

I think this is a genuine request from a human being for thousands of randoms to stop pestering him. Maybe we should listen. Hope you're managing okay bud just go at your own pace!

Ben Edwards

NO I WILL NOT BACK DOWN

Lvl100Boss

Shouting into the abyss here a bit. I’m so fucking sick of Lando Norris thirst bullshit on Twitter and shit.

Em

Glad you are alive, daddy 🫶🏼 was genuinely concerned.

Feeditclutch

<3

seracdrahn

Riffs slap

Matthew McCarthy

You should get starlink internet

Doorwedge

We've finally found a home

From Nan's Grave

My dad left us when I was just a lil 2slice toaster, said he was going out to get some baggles, never came home.... I thought this was just another case of being abandoned..... Glad to see you came back look forward to more rage against the supper powers of this world, we commonwealth pigs needs strong leaders!!!

Toaster

There was also a conspiracy theory that I am a psyop because a female surely cannot be watching Rocketpoweredmohawk (that person is now dead for spilling the totally untrue accusation that has no truth whatsoever and is just bollocks… Totally…)

Amy

I’d listen to this music it’s kinda gas

Fern the plant

I can't find the comment again but I totally agree with whoever said "He's actually pretty fine" like dayummm

Chelsea

well, you are forgetting the fact that a) you can always unsubscribe and I think even refund under certain conditions and b) there is content already on the patreon for new subs, you are forgetting that you aren’t forced to pay at all, and don’t come me with “well you are if you want to see the new content”. Still I loved the comment section they were hugely entertaining.

Mikkelsen

Please do release some of the finished music that actually slapped the tits out of me

Toto wolff arseplug

I can’t believe you left your girlfriend behind #goatifi

Toto wolff arseplug

You mean you haven’t been kidnapped by the ccp yet

Aaron Paul

100% perfectly reasonable behavior on our part

Allen P

Your first gig would be perfect at the Miami grandprix

Smitty Werben JagerManJensen #1

This has to be the answer to all of our questions

S7eve_D1v

TeamLH: want Hamilton to get his 8th title instated/FIA to admit it’s racist. Verstappen Shaggers: want graphs of Max’s telemetry data so they can cream all over them. TeamRPM: just want to watch the world burn. So they get their £3s worth…

Allen P

Anyone but Lois Shamilton

Christopher Darr

take a guess

Mikkelsen

I stopped watching F1 when RPM stopped posting. I don’t even know who won the drivers title lol

Christopher Darr

GREAT USER NAME

Vitor Ferrari

Please use the nerve centre set up. I miss it. ❤️

Em

No mention of the fact we all give you money. A big part of the reason I subbed is for the weekly (lol) The Nerve. Shit happens in life, but you kinda left us hanging. Takes like 5 mins to drop a, "hey busy with life, back when I'm ready" update. Hope things are good w/ u bro. Excited for the next vid.

Free Latifi

#teamRPM this is what happens when you appeal to the spastics who hate the rest of the world buddy.

Em

Honestly, I think a simple tweet slagging off vitch tits would have been sufficient for this lot.

The Vis

Finally, I can release again.

q7st3ch

To be fair, your community is full of socially incapable psychopaths who also just lost their major interest until the 2024 season starts.

Em

Quietly hoped this was an updated about how you rid us of Pual and the F1 tv director. The fucking radio didn't work!

Rugby League Project

ALIIIIVE

Em

Did Mohawk fall in love with the dentist assistant and was too busy with her in his bungalow? (she still might be there as a prisoner)

IVO

He lives!!!! I thought you were stuck at the bottom of the championship

TheHornDog

Let's look at the facts shall we. 1. The man has been on the hunt for this dentist for months now. 2. The man goes missing for 3 weeks straight. 3. The mans teeth now look whiter than a clan clothes line on wash day. 4. The mans bodyfat is at like -10% (that jawline Jesus) indicating multiple weeks of strenuous physical activity between teeth whitening sessions. - conclusion SHAGGING DENTIST COMFIRMED!

Lucas Holmes

The Commonwealth rejoices at your continued existence

J. Travis Kingston

#TeamRPM

Phunkysmurph

Daddy’s home 🤩

NatOB

3 weeks in Stroll's dungeon, happy you are alive you pig :)

Ian Burke

Whatever

Team El Haych

I thought the council cunts got you, or that Lance tracked you down and used his mongoloid strength to break your spine.

Zipa

I suggest to you to read up what a patronage is. You are NOT paying for a service, you ARE giving money away. Its not my fault you dont understand what you agreed upon. He broke his word, but thats the only thing.

BlazingGandalf

I’m def smitten

IamStupid

Back to my basement pig

Christian Horny

Honestly didn't notice you were gone. But glad you're back or whatever

Marten Hutten

that comment section was more interesting than the f1 season tbh

ourenny

What has happened to the dentist?

Slight Moron

But the move with 5G, Big BRAINS!

bukkstappen

Ok, finally watched the video. I laughed a lot and I am calm 😅

Amir Vafaei

I think we all handled the ciggy break well

Jayy Succ

What amazing news to wake up to this morning from the other side of the world. And my comment made the video! Glad to see you're alive and well RPM! Will never doubt your existence again! #wewaitedasone #welosttheplot

Spexicano

I AM CALM!!1!1!

Hector_03

Here’s a wild idea. You and your idiot brother to headline silverstone in 2024 🫠

Krazyaitchy

Bless your cotton socks. I couldn't give a sturdy handful of Goebels scrot knowing where you live but don't you ever leave us in the future without a download or check in for maximum 2 weeks. 4 weeks was a liberty but life happens. Aslong as you're healthy and still a tard, then ya all good son.

gas panic sherry

where is the midget?

Mees Remmers

You guys are all buying this story? It's obviously misdirection to keep us from finding out he is the Zodiac Killer. #thanksobama

FLOGGINGCABOOSE

HOLY SHYT WATAFAK

Zulugwa

If anything this video only proves that he HAS been kidnapped by the CCP and they’ve locked him up in a soundproof booth so nobody can hear his screams.

Ez

And he’s mentioned it in a couple other podcasts too telling us to kalm down

Ez

Hey Mohawk guy, quick thought: does Patreonage count towards mental health charity, and if so, can you hook me up with a tax rebate coupon before the end of this fiscal year ? Looking forward to hearing from you

CH

I was hoping that you were going to tell us that you and your pumpernickel were occupied with the dentist girl.

I_AM_CALM

Let's get this video comment thread even higher, come on, the lot of you!

NelsonQueefet

Good to have you back fella

Woody

MY KALMNESS IS ALREADY UNRAVELLING BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THERE IS FRESH INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM IN THE OVEN

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

I aM CaLm !!

ginybrl

We got a rpm apology video before GTA VI

Mees Remmers

The Nerve #8 - Fuckingham Palace. Story starts @42:00

sar fab

The Nerve!

Seth Owens

Not dead, but I now understand he will almost certainly be killed by someone doing their best Mark David Chapman impression. My money's on the Redditor feigning ignorance in r/Sheffield. "HeY guYz, wHAt's tHIs reAlLy CoOL BaND frOm 3 YEARS AGO?' Also, didn't RPM say he had to travel hours to play a gig and the redditOR posts the video on r/Sheffield? Reddit is for dudes that tuck. God Save the Mohawk.

Fistful of Drachma

Making it into an RPM video is like making it into heaven

IamStupid

I’m a cis white pig from the states

Christopher Darr

Gosh that made me realize I was unconsciously starting to believe the « killed a 40 years old lady with the dentist assistant’s car » storyline; now I’m kinda underwhelmed

CH

Oh you must be a Commonwealth pig

David Lawler

When did he talk about the dentist lady previously you all are referring to? Where did I miss that?

Christopher Darr

did lawrence stroll kidnap you?

Pep Guardiola

DADDYS BACK! : D

joey cartisano

Thank Christ I made it into the Video. My celebrity status in Venezuela has now been reinstated.

Chrashtor Maldonado

Hereby I sentence you to drink SOY MILK till the fat lady sings!

Osama bin Latte

more vlogs pls

Chelsea

Oh my god DADDY <3

Robin Olsson

The Messiah has returned

Duarte Paulino

I guess it's casue of lens and its focal length (I AM NO EXPERT HERE), but you kinda look like you had your cheeks done plastically in Turkey - kinda like Donatella Versace, lol

Kaeres

I agree. Analysis is helpful regardless of when it comes out. Plus, the jokes…

Justa Fleshwound

New teeth + Dubaï tan + chewing gum like he can't give a f*ck makes him look a lot less different from the other influencers than when I discovered his channel.

Adrien

I AM CALM!

Clinton Bishop

Dad!

Bryce chartrand

Am I the only one who misses him filming in his car

Abanub Gorgye

I'd pay to see you play live 💪🏻

Harrison

To me “something to deal with” means smuggling gold krugerrands in my ass on my way to Switzerland. Viva el regime

Allen P

Not him, clearly AI. He's still missing and probably dead. RIP lil rocket and shout out to his family

SS Jeff Lubich

100%! Something about pretty and unhinged men screaming at a camera 🤭

MZ

"I am a genius level retard" - RPM, 2023

Mike

Thank you papi

hernsl

I was thinking the same thing, isn’t he just so dreamy.

Anna Chikhradze

I was logging in every day just to see what was being posted. Normally I would check the app once a week

Allen P

On a mission from god

Allen P

Also it must get really hot in the sound booth

Allen P

I am a glad your alive the CCP will wait for another day

Josh Starck

RPM is still classified as ‘Missing-Presumed Dead’ until a photo/video of him holding the most recently released daily newspaper has been published. That is the customary protocol in hostage situations and I demand his holders follow the correct instructions clearly laid out via footnote 7.5 of Section P20 article 1-2? Paragraph L Line H of the United Nations Abu Dhabi 2021 Proclamation. Failure to adhere to the clearly published procedures will be deemed an international act of war and #TeamLH will be deemed in violation of Massi’s Law and subject to arrest and prosecution by the International Criminal Court located in The Hague. A show trial shall commence immediately and we will THROW! THEM! IN! JAIL! Until then RIP RPM and Shout Out to his Dental Assistant.

Pang

Defo

j1358

Why is he chewing gum like that? Man he is chomping hard

Christopher Darr

“I haven’t been kidnapped” OBVIOUS LIE ps: I like how lil rocket uploads videos like he’s a spy trying to evade detection/capture. That’s called tradecraft people

Allen P

Personally I think it’s because of how bad Sheffield United have been. He’s been hiding away. Is it any wonder he’s come back after they sacked Heckingbottom and Wilder is back

Kian Olner

Guys this is the best video I've seen here so far :)

Wojciech Jaguś

Man I'm sure you can have both! Roast the fuckin F1 in your fuckin songs!

Wojciech Jaguś

Mohawk Sympathiser $4.50 CA / month Join Show less As a Mohawk Sympathiser you gain access to the secret Patreon compound The Nerve Podcast - New episode every week All my videos come out here first before the commonwealth pig versions PLUS some Patreon only videos including a few video episodes of The Nerve from earlier this season and some other fine pieces The Nerve Podcast Early access to my investigative journalism Bonus Content Maybe you should read up on what a paid membership is and what it "includes".

Adam

Fuck yes. I’m about the band, I’m glad you didn’t pull a David Beckham….the set looks dope…..please don’t leave us again. I can only re-listen to the same podcast so many times dude.

Charlie

THE CIA IS USING AI TO FOOL US

obama

bruh why you pointing at me?

Matt Gregersen

Perfectly reasonable question: if you would play a gig with your brother as the main act at an F1 event, which car and/or driver would you like to smash to pieces with your guitar and who would you like to sing a duet with? Happy to see you are ok mate. Your music rocks!

Bas Eastwood

You were starting to worry the great leader with your absence.

North Korean Peasant

i suggest to read up what a Patronage is. You pay for nothing, you are literally giving money away.

BlazingGandalf

Glad you are okay. We will support your musical ambitions to stardom. Maybe then you can get invited to do a gig at one of the after-shows of an F1 race. Miami gp would be perfect ;)

Baseem Mayala

I KNOW THAT FUCKING LINK and im gonna click it SO HARD

BlazingGandalf

If you're bored with this let us know

David Z

Put the scrapped video on anyways, give us a chance to reminisce :p

Wolf J.

If RPM gave Xmas presents this would be it, glad your ok bud, don’t leave us like that again, or we will THROW YOU IN JAIL!!

Team LH mediator

You can have a segment in each video that takes place in the nerve center so it’s not a complete waste

supercoolguy420

idk which office, but this whole setup screams '85 albert embankment'

Jason Adrian

I'm just glad you are okay tbh

Michael Kislansky

lasting three weeks straight is kind of impressive

raf

Oh my god, I made the video !!!!! Life’s made. RPM I assure you I knew that guy was a fake it wasn’t green meaning the creator… that’s why I said I had dinner with Jim Morrison in Africa (the front man for the doors). He died July 3rd 1971… I was just being a prick passing the time waiting for my fearless leaders return!

Keith

Put. Him. IN. JAIL!

Amanda Davis

I was fucking my wife, then i heard the Patreon notification and i came so hard. My wife got wild from it.

Mike D

Piss pig keeping us waiting like that

Alex Williams

the greatest banter was in the first two weeks NGL

BlazingGandalf

Guess there's no need now to figure out how to shut down the Patreon payment. Please continue to entertain us.

Gregg Somers

How about you take a picture of the nerve center and start using it on the green screen? Next level shit right there!

arroz_de_tomate

Everything okay at home?

Harry

Take all the time you want/need with the videos!!!! We do not want you to think we are as crazy as team LH!!!!!!

zartariana

I swear down me nans grave, don’t u dare disappear like that on us ever again. ☝🏻*aggressive Binotto finger wagging*☝🏻 Or I swear next time I will fly there and steal all of the mini-horses in Sheffield and then I will hold them hostage until the next video comes out.

JG

Are they wrong tho

Amy

Word on the rural internet. I live in Appalachia (far from the Whitakers) and get just enough to stream videos off of an antenna on my fence line that connects to another antenna on a distant water tower. It works about as well as Alfa Romeo’s aero development team. The bare minimum. (Patiently waits for some cuck to mention StarLink… again)

MiddleAgeRage

I know where you live, you live in our minds for a few bucks a month! Thanks for keeping me updated while trackside during FP1 in Vegas. Still pissed about that! Welcome back, glad Gorloch didn't sit on you and suck you up into its asshole

Brian G

the green screen is almost paying for itself

Philip Rowse

Calm down karan

SeymourVadge

Post nuts as proof of life

biz

Keep that Band to yourself! We want Lil'Rocket Rap music.

PHLATearth

We're getting the band back together...Letssss gooooo!

Catherine Kronenwetter

So since Zandvoort we probably have an imposter and the original RPM is dead. Paul McCartney all over again.

Soebe

So true

eggwhite666

My God he is actually good looking

KARAN

You had us all worried.

Todd Ruttura

Glad your safe!

KoRFletch

What happens during off season? Do you keep going out for a pack of ciggies now and then?

Vamsi K

Yes

🪩 DISCO PUSSY 🐙

They just came back from a 3 weeks holiday from the Maldives. What do you think "I had something to deal with" means ?

PHLATearth

STRAIGHT TO JAIL

biz

Did he ever deny being the knob who drove into the bus station?

Michael MacDonald

Can we get the bathtub in front of the green screen? Best of both worlds then

Erik Gross

Oh my GOD the reveal at the end I GASPED

Anne

Daddy’s back😍

K Fez

Also good on you for not being terminally online

Catherine Kronenwetter

It’s a Christmas miracle. Jazuz came back after 3 days, this mutha comes back after 3 weeks! All praise the Mohawk and his temple of shyte

MemoryMan

I dunno, sounds like what you did right. This video was worth it lol

Catherine Kronenwetter

That did slap, actually! A touch of DFA1979 about it.

saint-D_heroics

I was starting to enjoy the mayhem in the comment section

Arc Tru

HES ALIVE?!!?? HOLY HELL.

Keith

Green screen sucks use the mg or the bathtub pig

GeNeRaToR84

I was as hard as pual at a nursery after seeing this. Also anyone who bought tickets to my rpm memorial/candlelight vigil feel free to ask me for a refund but you won’t get one.

Ryan-m334

Glad to see you alive & in a bunker. You took the absolute piss making a fake nerve center lmaoo 😂 Also, release the music!! Inject that shit directly into my veins.

sweardownonmenansgrave

When you got the STACKS, you can afford to look good. Wellness weekend and pampering top to bottom. Someone also has been tickled his pumpernickel for a couple of hundred times. That's what I see.

PHLATearth

this video is some grade a stuff - classic review of the sheer scale of the mental breakdown - Some background info - InvestiGAYtive Journalism based on the mental breakdown its not f1,but its your tried and tested formula lol

BlazingGandalf

So what I gathered from this video is that the Rocketpoweredmohawk channel with a Travis Bickle wannabe talking about F1 is just an elaborate marketing scheme for your band. That's fucking genius! Also, Criminally Retarded would be a great name for a band.

Aaron

YAAAAAYYYYY HES ALIVE. IM SO GLAD.

ColorfulNight

Now I can stop checking the Patche every day, thanks and welcome back you bastard.

Grakenverb

The internet is one seriously weird place... good to see you back!

Vic

i aM cALm!!!! Glad you’re ok and not in a sugar-induced coma. I hope in your absence you weren’t dealing with anything too sEriuS. Now get your $#/+ together and post a video. I’ve really got to get a screen name. Update: There we go.

Justa Fleshwound

Yes! I was genuinely concerned. I was worried Papa Stroll came after ya.

E

More videos in the tub, it’s the OG!!!!!!

Alexa

Fuck yess!!

Bryan Kijk in de Vegte

Nice to have you back captain, have you visited the hot dentist yet?

Harry

This is a pre-recorded video created while he was held at gunpoint by the CCP. He was shot immediately after the end of the video for prioritizing shagging the dentist over giving us the content we deserve. Little Kimmy deserves better, he watches you create content from that wall.

The Gorlock Dome

Ion believe it. Shoddy camera angle. Piss lighting. And not to mention a green backdrop, you know what else is green. Aston Martin. Lawrence Stroll has kidnapped him and is using his platform to get us all to go to the camps to be rehabilitated.

Liam The Lawdog Lawson

I was going to call my mom, when I saw this notification from Patreon. So naturally, I'll talk to my mom later.

axman1000

3 weeks on Seychelles Islands with the dentist's Assistant should have been nice. Now back to Work !

PHLATearth

Nerve Center 👍🏻 Green Screen 👎🏻

Kaz

Welcome back, Rocket!

Tiefi

go on with everything that inspires you just don’t become “social media sensation” lol

Tim Li

Thank god you are alright. You should know by now we are all crazy and worship you like a god. I think I speak for some of us, we were generally concerned.

Hannah

The absolute autistic dedication to rebuilding the nerve center inside of a sound proof booth is worth 10x the price of admission. GG

Foley's Wedding Planner

Vid is clearly a body double planted by the CCP. The real RPR would never be that calm & collected.

Kaz

RIP the NERvEee CentER and shout out to the King Charles

Vitor Ferrari

lol! He is the F1 AJ we all need! Long live RPM King! (Saying it like the British do)

Troy.R

Alas, our Führer has made his grand cumback

Viktor tehShikari

as long as you’re okay lil rocket, we all went a bit MAD but hopefully normality can resume

gooseridak

I support the band, that shit slaps

PastorMaldonadoGOAT

WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN

Ash Teasel

You're still alive and well.......THANK FUCK FOR THAT!!!!!! Everything else is just tinsel and posh quilted bog roll........glad to have you back kidda.

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Observe how he NEVER mentioned his affair with the DENTIST lady. Silence is confirmation..

Mg

Am I the only one feeling like it's a different RPM that came back ? Something has changed, and not only the teeth.

Adrien

BLOODY 'ELL!!!

Soutpiel78

It might also be very funny if you green screen yourself onto the shot of ur nerve center. Like green screen urself, very obviously, into the tub. With bad lighting. It just made me chortle.

Dylan Altman

That opening rift was sick.

Dillon Wolfe

hol’on: does xMattyG have something to do with your “stuff”? maybe the council got to him. glad you’re back, you muppet

Luís Araújo

You abandoned us. We missed you because we care. Not the worst thing that we worried about you.

Jennga, a Shagger

Thank the old and the new Gods he's back!

JustTooBeFrank

Can you actually release the band content. It was good.

Foley's Wedding Planner

Not only has our King returned, so has the bathtub!!

From Nan's Grave

God damn the band slaps

lucas åhlberg

Bringing the band back sounds lovely. Using the patreon and your small very reasonable fan base, (niche terrorist cell), to fund the true machine sounds sweet. We also need Band merch. I am a demon who needs to succumb to my capitalistic urges.

Dylan Altman

The pressure of being successful and trying to maintain quality videos weekly got to him. I honestly feel bad for him and the pressure.

Christopher Darr

No posts for the next 2 months as F1 is down for the winter now

Nunya Business

It’s literally like #TeamAlexJones showed up to Sandy Hook’s victims’ house and banging on their doors lmao

Hunter Biden

I knew you would be back, never thought you were dead, stayed perfectly calm and did nothing stupid. *reactivates subscription*

Jeroen Jonkheer

Nice. The CCP has allowed him to record videos in their underground prison.

Osama Bin Ladder

He has 🍆

RPM’s dental assistant

NGL the bands kinda G A S

Foley's Wedding Planner

The Alex Jones conspiracy spiral was a thing of beauty. Absolutely wild.

Pumpernickelback

I think it's more likely that this will take a left turn and end up being a cult that does something so horrible, that it will make Jonestown look like a picnic. And I'm all in.

Danielitro66

and on the third day (week), Jesus rose

sarah

first thing i’ve noticed. HES PUMPING HER

Luís Araújo

Who ever done this leak needs hung

Jihadi John

We better get daily episodes of the nerve for the next 3 months as compensation. Welcome back king

Muhiedine Tannir

His band actually slaps wtf. Glad you're not in Guantanamo Rocket.

cxrlos

Address has posted his house on youtube what the shit?? https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=JcfqDSSAh1tdJyJS

Guido

Waiting for new content and what do we get? Full shaft incl. bollox…. 😁

Justin Case

Oh you arrogant twat. I, at least, was pissed because I'm poor and paying your waxed asshole for "weekly" content. Ya cunt. If you need to take a month off, no biggie, just give my fiver back.

Adam

Yeah, whatever, okay mate. I resubscribed.

Dankaati

Thank you!!!!! And yes we all went off the rails and I am pretty sure we all were worried but your content is like cocaine and we just need it all the time and can’t never get enough. I also apologize for my comments but it’s because I care! #teamRPM for life! And please keep doing this podcast we need you!

Troy.R

Your band absolutely fukin rips

Benjamin

Now I can calm down

Rene

Sent a message with your address. If anybody is curious, I will be taking bribes.

Dan Marsden

I would be having a wank if I saw +200 focking people commenting on the shite I posted only half an hour ago. That is the superstarness that you have gained. Masi is kind.

Yamac

Do you like radishes?

Pumpernickel Smuggler

His teeth are sparkling. Looks like he's been to the dentist

Erik Jan De Los Reyes

A MESSAGE FROM THE KING

Mike

It's good to hear from you again!👋 But I don't know what's worse! The conspiracy theories? The sunglasses in the pub? The GAP sweater? The brother not having a mohawk? The best is definitely someone thinking you, RPM, are in your early 20s!😅 But in all seriousness, as the F1 season is over, please do produce the individual race videos you had in mind! Don't scrap them as they could 'tide us over' until the next season. At least those of us who are Patreon subscribers and not merely YT commonwealth 🐖! (Calm down with the discrimination!🤣)

Maroulita

I totally assumed that your house got stormed in the middle of the night by the CIA or the CCP and you disappeared into a van with a black bag over your head

Jamer

Name your band "Poon Magnets"

Doyle Keaster

Welcome to the concept of Golden Handcuffs

axman1000

How dare you have a life we aren't a part of 🤣 in all seriousness, hope everything is ok & the underground bunker is epic! 🤛

Kate Ray

hell yeah

DeVine

Did they torture your asshole while you were in the black cell

Char0n

DADDY'S HOME

sweardownonmenansgrave

lame

LRW

He's ALIVE 🙏😮 thank fuck. Give me the good shit.

Shaun Evans

Alive and a fresh cut! ✨

R R

It's called "love", you pig

Johnny

HE'S BACK WITH THE CIGS

Jagel

Delete this video and watch how people really go mental.

Angel Ricado

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

Joas

Our lord and goat has made contact with us commonwealth peasants

Michael Sherwood

Get in there, and smash it. Lovely to see you're alive and kicking. The band slaps

Comrade Tito

Looking yoked my bro

MATTHEW GORDON

THANK MASI YOU ARE OKAY!

Yamac

You went on holiday with the dentist didn’t you , you salty dog ha

francis reddyhoff

On a serious note I hope whatever you had to deal with wasn’t too bad and that you’re okay. Also don’t leave us like that again you twat 🤍

Amy

A TRANSMISSION FROM THE KING

Epistrophe.39

How the f did you make it so perfect

Edgars Laucis

I thought the window licker finally got you don’t do this ever to me again 🥹

Let me explain

The Flying V goes hard

Ollie Leyfield

I like the new King Charles portrait. Also, update on the dental assistant?

Adwnpinoy

I have to say, the mental derangement we all showed the last few weeks were a sight to behold. It was kinda taken back by the fact some where actually angry, but most were taking the piss the entire time. WE ARE CLAM

BlazingGandalf

What if I don’t want to stay calm!!!!

Dillon Wolfe

Secret Underground Bunker? Like Sushi Runak and Joe Biden?! you fucking captalist

Vitor Ferrari

Glad you are doing fine, have yourself some nice holidays!

Daniel B.

Its almost like we can still hear him. R.I.P Little Rocket

Chase L

I’m going to freebase this video 645272 times like the lunatic I am. I also promise to keep your operation tight and if you want to spank me with your hammer just dm me

IamStupid

Mate you’re the only thing keeping my racing team going

Slight Moron

Yes release songs during off season 🙌 This is the best idea you've had since you have been gone

Edgars Laucis

HE LIVES!

AmbushRS

you will be doing f1 videos until the end of time

Massive

Damn y’all’s band can jam

Zander Roth

Mans YouTube is absolutely fucking pissing off into the distance like Max

Slick Echo

Dental girl was a LH superfan and this is a hostage video.

Anthony Polombo

Can I just say; you’re fucking pretty? Those eyes mate

MZ

Also, people are paying for your content, there is also that.

Sean McCabe

THE KING HAS RETURNED!!!!

Hella Stackz

Geez you scared the shits out of us.

The Wolf

The king is back and Alex Jones is back on twitter, the world is healing.

Pat

You thought #teamlh was demented

Mclaren Enjoyer

How were the dentist shagging sessions?

DAYUMica Patrick

AND HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD ON THE THIRD DA-, I MEAN, WEEK

Daniel.Cherny

he lives

Bob Sandvagene

Return of the King

british jeeeeehadeeee

“Work phone” absolutely killed me

Rhiannon

I AM NOT CALM!!!

Amir Vafaei

HE HAS RISEN

Camille Wood

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! It's the Grand Champion!

K28

our lord and saviour has arisen

Valium_rage

Pual is behind this!

axman1000

How do we know you’re not a fkn clone. Prove it, show us your tits. Kidding deekhead glad your back.

Angel Ricado

He’s teeth are suspiciously white, he was with the dentist😂

Ukrainian Psyop

HE LIVES!

Griffin Yellin

genuinely don’t care about the content jjst glad that you’re okay and THE KING HAS RETURNED

sarah

“Had to handle some things”… WOT THINGZ????? THIS IS WHY I PAY YOU 3.75 A MONTH YOU FUCKING PISS PIG

AK

It’s ironic cause I was the section of the book where they talk about Charles Manson and how he could’ve become something if he nurtured his musical talents and then OUR Charlie comes back with this bomb like it’s 1945…

Bence Gábor

RETURN OF THE KING

TheLazyHatGuy

This is AI created by the CIA and the Regime to stop the rise of the rocket revolution!!

PATTS015

This the weekly Podcast?

S1l3ntP41n

I thought you finally asked that dentist out and got sick of us

Jarrett Stone

AND THERE HE RETURNED, OUR MAJESTIC LORD AND SAVIOUR Its the first time i feel genuine hapiness seeing a content creator coming back. I'm so relieved you're safe mate !

Côte de porc

don’t believe any of this, the teeth are too white, my man has been shagging the dentist for weeks straight

Michael Massi

Really glad you’re ok mate!

Yes

The fucking excuses everytime ffs. The nerve.

jeroen

Bwoah

kuki5050

It’s not irrelevant. Give us the content!!!!

Jennga, a Shagger

I don't believe you.

Dankaati

In a padded cell. No surprise

ttmanuk

Thank allah

Jorninho007

YOURE ALIVEEEEE

Amy

Woooo daddy lives

Ellie

Thought for sure the CIA/FIA had got to him!!!

Stirlo

His ears are different from before. This is clearly a skin suit reptilian

E-White

Fuck sake I’d a week just taken off work for a funeral and mourning

Dylan Collins

Ffs cunt. Don't pull that shit on us again.

PretAManger

It's probably best you don't explain where you are or Daddy Stroll will send a typhoon and an earthquake at you

Noel George

HOLY SHIT THE FACT THIS DROPPED RIGHT WHEN I WALKED OUTTA MY CHEM FINAL

christian krol

Ladies and gentlemen a message hath appeared through the veil from our great leader. All thy neysayers be damned

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

Bow down to King RPM!

wonderbiscut

My pookie bear is ALIVE thank Jesus almighty🙏🏽

Bence Gábor

It’s a lie, it’s an AI generated RPM mock-up, created by Paul Di Resta, who kidnapped him

DK

I am not calm, I am too excited

ryseek

Our king has returned!

Ryan Sullivan

No way he actually is alive 😳

Edgars Laucis

Start a discord server so we can annoy you all day

Braxton

IAMCALM

Lauraraula

I thought you left me like my parents

Jaren Schindler

IF ONLY THE INTERNET ON THE TRAIN WORKED BETTER I WOULD ACTUALLY CALM DOWN

Robert Dumitrescu

I thought Osama might have got him. Glad to see the degenerate nation has it's leader still.

Patrick

Omg you’re back 😍

Richard

THIS IS AI RPM IS DEAD!

LewisMidfieldmilton’sHairPlugs

Love to hear it! Guess ill calm down now...but not cause you told me to either!

Rook

Stay calm!

Sven Peters

Lizard replacement

Obreon

FUK ME I WAS READING ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD AND I NEVER THREW AWAY A BOOK THIS FAAAASSSSTTTTT!!!!!!

Bence Gábor

Deffo thought youd been assassinated by Vitch Tits or Osama Bin Russell

Ben Kelly

stfu and take my money, you schizo fucking asswipe.

C H I N A

HE IS ALIVE UNTO US

h

I’ve been shouting out to ya family

Joe grace

Blink twice and the three times quickly while itching you ears in you need help

Phunkysmurph

Robbing basterd ! Paid for a month with no upload . Hang him and shave his pubes !

Michael Mcdonald

OIOI SAVALOY

Nathan Wilcox

The pumpernickle smuggler is hiding behind the camera

Poois Midfieldmilton

Blink 4 times if you need help.

Flatland Splitfest

I was afraid TeamLH abducted you to Brazil

Pronato

The cult leader is back, I mean the messiah, I mean daddy, I mean the Mohawk, I mean the King, I mean the lord and saviour

Francesco Rizzo

Better hold up a newspaper just to be sure!

🪩 DISCO PUSSY 🐙

Fucking finally daddy!

MZ

LEEEEEEET'S GOOOOOOOO

27Armageddon

I thought the Sheffield council got to you

Evan Madden-Nadeau

Finally I can be calm (I’m not though)

Joe

Lol people are mental, elvis had entered the bull pen

ritchie

Thankfuckitsfinnallyover i couldnt last another day

Gloomy

Bastard where you been

Vanja Hadzic

He’s not dead!! I am calm!!!

Christian

I AM CALM!!! FFS WE THOUGHT WE LOST OUR FÜHRER

Aditya Raj

The queen has returned (Michael Masi holds the king spot)

Joe Bullimore

THE RETURN OF THE KING!

Ukrainian Psyop

I HAVE BEEN BESIDE MYSELF

Rhiannon

He’s not dead and the jawline is fucking YOKED

Joe grace

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Tim Li

I am so hard right now

Erik Jan De Los Reyes

It's like the second coming of Jesus!

Cameron Jimenea

MY PRECIOUS BABY

the dan dude

Legitimate concern. We love you.

AG

It’s a Krismes merekyl

Phunkysmurph

HES ALIVEEEE

Garrett Clark

I AM NOT CALM

Robert Dumitrescu

Oh my god he is alive

Chase L

About bloody time. Get your face off that Bolivian marching powder 🤪

Justin Case

The führer has returned

George21

He’s alive!!!

matthew giles

about time piss pig

daph

Hes a live

Regular_user

Thank you Daddy!!!

🪩 DISCO PUSSY 🐙

About goddamn time lol hope all is well

Josche

OMFG

IamStupid

Finally!

Yes

Aids Clinic again?

Sir Purple Aki

The king is back did osama touch u?

Kyle

About time you bastard!! Love you babes.

Red Stevens

calmness intensifies

aiden.037

HES ALIVE !!!!!

Igloo

The king is back

Sarthak Thole

I am not calm, this is an emergency

Aidenr1337

the bungalow is now safe

Anthony Asselin

I thought Lawrence Stroll kidnapped you

Frankie

The nerve u got to have to do us like this !!!

Pavol Murco

I for sure thought he went down in flames with the bungalow

Angel

Finally lol

Zander Roth

I AM CALMING DOWN

Dylan Altman

Back from the dead

Ruben Jones

About time!

Lawrence Stroll

the lord and saviour we are not doomed anymore the world is not broken and the future looks bright

BlazingGandalf

Finally I can know what opinions to have

Turbo Normie

PAPA

Carbon117

Kurwa finally

Witold Sikora

Jesus fucking christ

bukkstappen

FUCKING FINALLY YOU CUNT!

Ukrainian Psyop

About fucking time…

TJ

Phew

Peter Rackham

Bout fucking time

Morisall

I am CALM. WHERE IS THE MILK

666LH44

HOLY SHIT

Will Switz

x to doubt

Ryan Wenzel

Daddy’s back

Blake Lewis

SO HAPPPPPPYYYYY

Garrett Clark

NOT EVEN DEAD YET

Eli Kloft

U bastard!!!!!

Jihadi John

HE IS BACK!!!!!

Eric Schmitz

Calm. It’s a Christmas miracle

NashTickles

Is there a gun to your head

Al

Return of the King

Sam Room

i am calm

Massive

he‘s ALIVE

Ruben

He’s aliveee

Pumpernickel Smuggler

He’s not dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angel

FinalFukingly.

Angel Ricado

I am calm!

francis reddyhoff