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The Nerve #17 - Alligator Go Kart Track

F1 social media got sent into the 4th dimension this week when a Spanish 'journalist' cock teased everybody with a tweet. I go through all the rumours in great detail, answer more of your perfectly reasonable questions, discus furries, the storm and a go kart track with alligators I will now use as a tax scam. 

http://www.kissimmeegokarts.com



The Nerve #17 -  Alligator Go Kart Track

Comments

Has the Massive seen the video? Was this confirmed?

Sentient6

More chav stories pls

N

Fuck yeah photo op ! GG

Matt

I’VE BEEN TO THAT GO KART ALLIGATOR PLACE! It’s beside this crappy funfair thing, next to lots of crappy tourist shops. It’s Peak Florida 😂😂😂

Ryan Hendry

He’s talking shit

Mariah Carey

If you need someone to make a discord server I can help you with it.

Virus

Where’s the discord-like feature you talked about bruv?

Boaty McBoatface

FIVE rumors and NOT ONE was Carlos sainz's secret child??

Adina Kruijssen

I will Owen, thanks man I feel better now that you've corrected my grammar. Love you man.

Paul Carberry

sacred? my child, take a chill pill

Owen Weston

But Owen, what if it's not? I'm sacred damn it.

Paul Carberry

calm down paul, everything is gonna be okay

Owen Weston

maybe we should annoy rpm enough to cover a supercars race

Hellenictrapstar

I Patreoned for the videos not the fucking radio. I'm off. UPDATE I had to swallow (that's what she said) my pride and sign back up because I missed this Hamas-loving spastic bastard as he is the funniest thing on here, FULL STOP.

Paul Carberry

Please RPM, let us know if that person who's friend knows Michael Masi is and apparently has seen your video, we need this update!!

Patch

Can't wait until he realizes Bronies are a separate and (if even possible) more disgusting noncey thing than Furries.

Anthony Polombo

If it’s possible Masi has seen a vid, then it’s certain the devil himself, PDR has seen a clip. Somebody with connections verify this immediately!!

TreeManTerry

OK. It was good while it lasted. No more videos. No more money. Fuck this and fuck off.

Willem Huisman

Chop chop rocket Man we need the new video now

Garrison

Happy Friday all of you perfectly reasonable people.

WTF is a Kilometer

You have hamased you career with a lack of content. Did the watch list catch up to you?

David

It's tomorrow already, where is my content, give it to me or I will have a nepo baby tantrum and shove my trainer

Vitch tits

That package is definitely for paul

Blazing arca9

oi mate, are you taking the bloody piss? Thought we were going to get some 'CoNsisTEnCy' for the uploads

sweardownonmenansgrave

If you google binotto the Ferrari Killer video shows up as a top link. RPM is officially mainstream media. Unsubbing

NoOfficer

Ah that's nice to hear

Lewis Mason

TOMORROW BABY GURL

Snail Chaser

I found the perfect gift for Russell but it got removed from all stores in Australia for some reason. Its a bag to put your Christmas Ham in, but it has Merry Ham-Mas written on it. You're welcome. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/kmart-hammas-bag-christmas-israel-b2444367.html

Rugby League Project

Masi in the bath in the nerve centre under lil kimi as the first guest On RPM chat show. Do it.

Pual

0/3 podcasts uploaded this week and it’s Thursday. You’re basically the window licker of the F1 YouTube world. I hope that burns.

Rav

So when the fucking next one fuck face

Lewis Mason

Is it just me who is desperately waiting for the next vid to drop? IAM CALM!!!!

MAINSTREAM_MEDIA

Happy Thursday RPM cult! We’ve been blessed with no new podcast almost a week later. Should be 3 hahhahahah.

Keith

I’ll be at the Las Vegas race. If I see the window licker I’ll send him your regards.

NashTickles

Loved these last few episodes! Good time to be a rpm cult member. Looking forward to your thoughts on interlagos and the inevitable roasting of Las Vegas.

Charlie

Cuntknuckle...when can we expect #18?(waiting intensifies!)

Nathan Ambler

i miss you

Christopher Norris

Have you ever been invited to one of those F1 streamers meeting?

Hunter Biden

When are we getting masi on this?

kaiser squire

Got ask, would you rather drive an F1 car made by the French of by the regime

SS Rocket

Crofty might watch you, check his IG pfp snd stories https://www.instagram.com/p/CzXLGKfNWXd/

Stereoghost

Question: will you ever open a mail box that people can send you letters, company’s can send you shit and team LH can send you death threats what o will than read on a podcast hanging by a threat

Emanuel N.

The nerve of this guy no more nerve

Lawrence Stroll

we gonna have 2 episodes this week for the lack of nerve ~OBVIOUS LIE~

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

who do you think would be the worst potential guest on the nerve: the forehead, the massive, the inbred, or the grand prix killer?

Cooper

Tinfoil hat on. Just wanted to point out that UN asked for a cease fire in Gaza and Charles had a hydrolic failure on the formation lap.

Blatmam

He said it in the podcast. Everyone lies!

Limp Mohawk

When are you getting masi on the nerve?

Sam Weekes

Peter Windsor is amazing! Love this content.

Vamsi K

The part about Toto and Susie kept lingering in my subconscious and manifested itself in a dream last night 🫣 What I’m trying to say: please make more content so my brain doesn’t have to when I’m sleeping. PS: love ya.

Nathalie

So what your saying is if there is to be a ferrari 1-2, we need to blow up the eurotunnel

Many tanks.

IDC how much of a simp it makes me sound like...I would never ask a "celebrity" for a picture/autograph in person but if I ever saw you in person and didn't ask, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

Foley's Wedding Planner

"It wasn't the track temperature...it was the IDF...open your eyes"

Foley's Wedding Planner

Right? And people think ADHD meds make people hyper. Nah bruh. It makes you normal and when it wears off you are a disgrace to your family and the human race. But at least you’re funny If you get hyper from amphetamines or coke you don’t have ADHD lol. Good 4u

PlantMomIdLikeToFertilize

I love it when the meds leave the body and my adhd goes into full crash mode. Going from a human blender in conversations to an introverted dead person

dumwee

Not me sympathizing with LeMassShooter right now 🥴🫰🏼

PlantMomIdLikeToFertilize

As a native Floridian, saying you have been to a go kart track where you can feed alligators doesn’t surprise me one bit

Sebastian Alsina

Ok links don't work on here but poois footage from landos in car camera at the start of the main race, he clearly moved forward before the lights went out then stopped ahead of his line then went again. Rpm I demand InvestGAYshun

Vitch tits

We all share ROM content down here in Supercars.

Ryan Walkinshaw

Imagine how that would go PMILF. “SACRE BLEU! They told me this gun was never fired, but only dropped once. Why am I so fkn unlucky!”

Achmed Rosenstein

I’m losing hope. I may demonstrate my RPM domestic terrorist squad ranking.. I need improvement we can’t be doing my sweet Prince monacan dirty.

Keith

Oldest trick in the book

Danya

Easy: the one. The only. The GOAT. Nicholas Latifi

Allen P

Genuinely wet single handedly from sigmaLonso. The man carried the world into spaingasm

PlantMomIdLikeToFertilize

The ADHD medication wore off near the end bud. And everyone noticed. Embarrassing.

PlantMomIdLikeToFertilize

BOLD OF YOU to assume he isn’t pulling up with a machine gun and ending it for everyone

PlantMomIdLikeToFertilize

Perfectly reasonable question: Will Charles LeClerc throw himself off his own balcony in Monaco, or the Ferrari factory floor in Maranello?

Achmed Rosenstein

CUM UNITY POWER

Zulugwa

We can do our ow merch, we can do our own Civilization. KKomrade

Zulugwa

Better figure out the Discord or some alternative. I dont use smart mobiles (obvious data harvesting operation). ZULUL

Zulugwa

Mathew gallegher was given ketamine as a wtf1 contract bonus + way to chill the fuck out and now he his still highly sedated from his wtf1 times, so we need to cut his fix and he will show up in the street with two guns on his hands going crazy

Superferrariman

bold of you to think that i wouldn’t believe any single thing you say about florida

ourenny

This sweet candy P1 would be a threat the moment they learn the words “unpleasent person”, “he had a mediate race”, “losing touch” and “fucked up loser screwing his legacy”

Holelander

If RPM is on schedule that would be fine. We don’t want him to end up in a lynch party.

Holelander

Question: Does Matt keep Tommy in the show just ‘cause Tommy got even a bigger forehead then himself.

Holelander

I think your content is having an influence in F1 YouTubers. TOMMY ALMOST SWORE!!! You c*nt, this is a sign!!! We need to push the nerve up to 12!!! THE FOREHEAD WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!

Superferrariman

Obvious Lie

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

QUESTION YOU CUNT:: the lesbian and the forehead are doing a live show. Since you are a “thick shaft” I’m the f1 online community when can we expect a RPM live show / cult meeting ??

Heinrich himmler

For the QnA, hypothetically speaking if vitchtits got fired what driver would you expect to be put into the seat in Aston Martin?

the monkey in lance strolls brain

So “imma release 3 episodes to make up for the lack of nerve” was a filthy fucking lie. LIAR!

Mariah Carey

You could still save the news by doing f1 news maybe?

GeNeRaToR84

Daniel Retardo followed up by Sushi Tsunoda. Already off to a great stop.

Nathan. Lintz

Have you seen the Ferarri CUCUMBER video?😂

dumwee

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzRdbNTIOlJ/?igshid=MXN2a3VzaTM0M3p1dQ== poois clearly jumping the start in Brazil but the white supremacist fia let him cheat

Vitch tits

Alright genius; let’s see you pull this into your coverage #NashvilleManifesto

Pony Express

Just wanted to say I do appreciate the timely posting of a follow up episode. Really enjoyed it. Look forward to your well and informative opinion of the Brazilian grand prix.

Limp Mohawk

If you need a discord made, just HMU, I can spend a day sorting that out for you no probs.

Kemii

latifi and stroll in the same team?

isrightkev

If you feel like you're ready to give up and just end it all, just think of Charles and it will give you the strength to go on. Good luck.

Flatland Splitfest

what the actual fuck is wrong with you dirty nonce

Isla-Kate

quite a few Australian V8 Supercar drivers follow you on twitter

Hellenictrapstar

There is this very good F1 analyst on Youtube called Peter Windsor. He explains the technical stuff really well, and is the only other F1 journalist I follow. His only crime is not thinking Stroll is a degenerate inbred window licking domestic terrorist spastic cunt, and for that he should be thrown in jail together with Stroll. Other than that, he is pretty good. It might give you more insight into your professional jornalizm

DeliciaFelps69

Closeted domestic t*errorist from NZ here. The only reliable place to get F1 content investgaytiv journalizm is from RPM. Which F1 team would you want to be the team principal for?

Louie Coles

When are we going to get another video in the car? I miss the car. I love your content, keep it up darling.

Commonly HMRC

I would love that.

Commonly HMRC

In one or two parts?

Commonly HMRC

It’s all about that fat guac baby

Licking Windows and Kickin Haas

Is max a rapist? He seems like a rapist. Prolly stands outside that chicks door at night and jerks off

Allen P

He’s able to adapt to the car he’s driving & doesn’t have one particular set in stone driving style. All while being quick in general. And he’s got that $$$

Allen P

Who does everyone think was more out of it in the grid today: Machine gun Kelly or Bernie Ecclestone? Bernie seemed like he should be wearing a helmet now. & what’s the over/under that his latest kid (and *first* son) isn’t actually his??

Allen P

Prolly George’s since they would be a dood 😇

Allen P

Paul dirosta

Allen P

1 step closer to Charles’ brain exploding

Allen P

Anyone against Ecclestone. Based on today’s grid walk it seems like he doesn’t even know where he is/what is going on. That would be a total show

Allen P

Dude totally seemed off his tits

Allen P

Chop chop bathtub boy

Paul Di Resta

the nerve should be a video doesn’t need crazy editing but we’d like to see your dumb face while you yell about nonsense

coldrolledspaz

“I’m declining to speak first” - Michael Scott - George Russell

brettk

Daddy Verstappen x The Devil

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

Please make a Ferrari support video……. Some of us suffer in silence & need emotional support. I hate this team sooo damn much

Keith

THROW HIM IN JAIL

BlazingGandalf

I’d love Sigmalonso to go full Senna and say “I’ll drive for Red Bull for free”

Soutpiel78

Machine Gun Kelley better have a 20min segment in the next episode. He left the bloody race early

SadWilliamsFan

I love that I am a cucumber fan 💪

dumwee

I would just like to add, Max Fewtrell is also eligible to be considered Lando’s WAG but to be fair I can imagine half the of the ladies gouging his eyes out and castrating him in 5 seconds flat so, moderately irrelevant.

Em

Thank god the news section was canceled as soon as it was invented 🙏

DK

Senna and masi

Garrison

Rate the female presenters Brooks, Pinkham, Patrick, Shiff in terms of boneablity

Satan's Avocado

Latte machine broken on Russell's car

Vitch tits

Would you be inclined to do a race watch along?

SS Jeff Lubich

YES OF CORSE

Snail Chaser

Well the window licker did something redeemable cant wait to see him fuck it up at the first corner

Gerco bosch

brazil prediction, the window licker and osamabinlatte take each other out lap 1

Michael Massi

hello, apologies for the delay been busy removing material from lewis planks

Michael Massi

My perfectly reasonable question: If you could throw 2 F1-affiliated folks (e.g. past and present drivers, team principals, other management lads, etc.) into a boxing ring for a fight to the death, who are your picks? 🥊

Clarissa L

I knew there was a reason I liked Toto

NelsonQueefet

Can’t wait for your next race recap

Sam72739

Toto’s pumpernickel.

Keith

Bitch said 2 podcasts this week, the lie Detector determined that was A BOLD FACED LIE.

Keith

Are we getting another RPM awards for 2023 season like we did for the 2022 season?

Asthmatic_Bogan

Pint?

Kieron Stokes

Question: will you be going to the P1 live show in Manchester or London and why not?

SS Jeff Lubich

I just realized that I need a burner account so I can be mean to people and create my own conspiracies. What should my avatar name be?

HaasSymp

Question: 1. Do you follow any F1 podcasts or creators? And who would you like to collab with? 2. Other than the John Player Special or Williams Martini Racing livery (who everyone knows are the goats) what’s your favourite F1 livery? 3. Lando Norris is mid and only looked decent because he had even more mid teammates. Change my mind

Licking Windows and Kickin Haas

As the las vegas grand prix is rapidly approaching, what do you think will be the most controversial story of the weekend?

Charles Leclerc’s Piano

I got a normal question for you this time: If you could make your own F1 Team which colors would your cars be? Also which sponsors (can be memes-sponsors) would you want and of course which drivers (present and/or past) would you choose. If you like add engine supplier and team boss. PS: Bring back the Durex sponsorship

Florian

You have the singing voice of an angel.

Jennga, a Shagger

Of course it was mate. 😂

Ryan Walkinshaw

Just goes to prove that daddy Stroll does have weather controlling technology. THE. LINES. ARE.SOLID!

Jordan Briggs

Question: are you libertarian?

Honza xd

Which Safety Car would you rather have and who would you want driving it? A perfectly reasonable and sane question.

ColorfulNight

Should Helmut Marko eat Perez or the spastic first?

Commonly HMRC

Helmut Marko is retiring from RB, should lil Kimi or Bush take his place?

Commonly HMRC

Subscribed today, thanks for the serotonin boost. Laughed like a madman throughout till my parents were considering calling the local priest. 100/10 ✨

Clarissa L

Carlos sainz was saying that there is a very very good chance that anything that gets decent views in the F1 world makes its way to the drivers one way or another. But RPM posts just make me all warm and fuzzy inside as I let go and let mama nature do it’s thing

Allen P

RPM KLAN ON TOP 🤣🤣🤣

SS Jeff Lubich

That was me!!!

SS Jeff Lubich

The spastic resumes form with a q1 knockout. He'll shit the bed tomorrow and fock smash the entire grid on turn 1

Vitch tits

Question: would you rather see lil kimi, pual "The Devil" di resta or helmut marko in the second red bull seat

Klein Sebastian

ESTEBAN OCONNNNN, WHO IS FRENCH. Crashes into sigmalonso & blames him! Hahahahaha

Keith

Vitch Tits is Out😂

PHLATearth

That'll do pig, that'll do.

Evinak

So I'm not the only one making my own merch. I'll send pics of my "Fernando Alonso stole my potatoes" t-shirt.

PeRfEcTly ReAsOnAbLe

But amazing pod cast! It is great to see others are finally catching on to you and you are only 100k away from matt and tommy. And if you surpass them you will be crown king and we will rise and take back this world! 🤣 but seriously keep it up dude! I need a good picture of your face and put it on a hoodie

TMR

Question: do you not do the car or the tub anymore because your not at your mommy’s and daddy’s no more because your a big swinging dick now? And can you go back to a tub? Lol it suits the mental breakdowns.

TMR

Question; Will make a vidoe in the car again

Eddy Jenkins

This is incredibly offensive to retards everywhere

joshua clement

Rpm’s burner accounts are nothing but lance stroll praise & team LH love. It’s all a façade. As a american who’s been to Florida way more than I’m proud to admit….. that’s the most basic shit ever… of course you can feed them… they walk around neighborhoods all the time trying eat your pets.

Keith

I love that lance stroll said "we're not even 3rd on paper" during his p3 qually press conference. Yeah your team should be 2nd on paper, but donkey daddy stroll kept his embarrassing, inept elephant of a son in the pinnacle of motorsport.

We Are Checking

That being said it might be possible to build an element server rather than discord

Atton

I still think its far from out of the question that Alonso joins red-bull Helmut loves the guy.

Atton

Storm CIARAN, so the CIA and the Royal Australian Navy decided to launch a Psy-OP?!!!! Colony revenge time!!!!!!

Lord Ba'al

Nah it was me in Oct 22.

R0Ly

What the fuck is a bungalow

miggareto

I live in Sydney and actually met Michael Masi by chance about 3 weeks ago! Very friendly!

Zacahorse

2 releases in a week, feeling blessed tbh, thanks lord mohawk 🙏

Côte de porc

Dutch GP meetup 2024, the postgame will not be remembered

CowsWithGuns

Someone asked Matty if he got any mail yet in the Quali watch along. WE ARE EVERYWHERE.

Friendly Dragon

Hey! Monadnock Disposal Service Dumpster Fire! Way to rep rural New Hampshire

Russ

Oi, little rocket. I suspect im the guy you’re talking about in this pod who sent your videos to Masi. I own and run one of the Australian Supercars teams and have sent him a few of your videos. I’ve also sent your vids to my business partners Micheal Andretti and Zak Brown. So you can say for certain that at least one F1 team principal has seen you screaming about Lance Stroll from a bathtub.

Ryan Walkinshaw

Is now a bad time for an Israeli Grand Prix? the winner presses a red button on the podium and launches a missile in to the Gaza Strip/West bank/Palestine

Richard

I just wanked off to this and I don’t even have a wank

IamStupid

Stroll in P3??? He must’ve heard this and finally got his shit together

Richard

QuEsTiOn: If inbred wins the Brazilian GP will be the end of reality?

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

sell all Aston Martin shares right now and get a ticket to the underground bunker with Sushi

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

PreDICKshun: The window licker wins the Shitcoin.com Undertake Award, robbing the Mexican Minister of Disgrace of another disTINKshun.

Betio Chaps

How did the inbred get p3 for the GP!?!?!!

Lawrence Stroll

Agree with abandoning Discord efforts.

brettk

Fair on the name, appreciate the attempt. If I ever ask a reasonable question again just shorten it to Em. Anyway, spastic got lucky, can’t wait for your calm and collected thoughts when he inevitably absolutely bottles it on Sunday. Totally reasonable question number two. If there was physical fight to the death between the wags, which one do you think would win and how do you think she would do it? Weapons can be improvised but assume no guns or knives.

Em

Spastic just got saved by mother nature and got P3. Daddy Stroll company shares intensify. Rockets constructive criticism is finally sinking in. There is a God

K Fez

I'm in shock, two posts in less than than a week! Has RMP cloned himself?

Paul

The window licker got p3 in the quali today, it seems he either finally listened to you or daddy stroll told him to get his shit together or he will be adopted I know it was red flagged, but still

Tiefi

I think the window licker did indeed listen to this today.

AG

If you think florida is insane then you need to go to Louisiana

Christopher Cano

If you had to live in one would you rather live in the hurricane state on the edge of a cliff or smack in the heart of tornado alley?

Hamas di Resta

Now when I watch my weekly share of the Masi video, I can wank off knowing Masi himself watched it! Congratulations to the window licking brigade on today! Xx

Mariah Carey

I dont even watch the races, i am here because of the exquisite entertainment. I wouldn’t give a Latifi about F1 if it wasn’t for u!

JeffryDavisJr

I think he meant the wifi ‘router’.

Bence Gábor

omg the retard is third

ssz

that was me! my mate used to be in race control in Melb F1 and he messaged Masi the video. My brother, who is also a patreon here, is a F1 scruitineer in Ferrari at the Melb F1 GP

R0Ly

What in the bloody hell is a rooter

Hamas di Resta

Heyo!! Thanks for answering my question! Btw, I was 100% certain that you'd choose Helmut Marko. 😃 I was even right about the artillery that you'd choose to have with you, so I'm something of a prophet myself. 😏😏 Keep up the great work! Hugs ❤️

Constance Botnar

What about Andretti situation? Is there an open conflict between FIA and LibertyMedia+Teams? how will it end

Kaeres

Great job mate gonna listen it again.

Holelander

Hello lil rocket, me and my best friend love your content and are avid listeners to the nerve but we also like other sports besides F1. If you didn’t like F1 but continue to do “ professional” journalism, what sport would you’ve more than likely done? Love from Ben and Matti from Peterborough P.S still praying for the window licker to get into the capsule 🤞🏼

MrNormz Youtube

I literally drove through Kissimmee when I was in America wtf

Little sushi 🍣

Agree on losing the news section. Questions for the next one: 1. Has your accountant come to the point of actually watching your videos? 2. If F1 were to give you a free pass into every race weekend for the rest of your life, in order to start producing more 'agreeable' F1 content, would you do it?

Maroulita

Ice most likely because i can’t imagine him saying a nice latte😭 if he said “nice latte” he has less social skills than me

Alexluisax

Window licker made it to P3 - i think we need a nerve podcast rn

Alexluisax

2 nerve episodes in a week the short bus must be at full speed !

francis reddyhoff

Honest question: George Russell, in the Drive to Survive episode where he orders "a nice latte", does he say "a nice latte" or he says "an ice latte"? Again, honest question as English is not my first language 👏👏

Raulakis

LAWRENCE STROLL CONTROLLED THE WEATHER AGAIN

Amy

The inbred P3 STROLL WEATHER MODIFICATION COMFIRMED

PATTS015

I have an even better business idea. Put TeamLH members into a cage and feed them with Michael Masi photos

Osama Bin Laden

Listening to the spastic post quali interview he's actually got zero personality I guess that gene pool you get from inbreeding does that

Vitch tits

Ricciardo. That's the script, man !

PHLATearth

The Mexican Minister of Disgrace gets outqualified by Vitch Tits...❗The NERVE !!!

PHLATearth

Just listening to this and Window licker just qualified 3rd for Sundays race. What in the name of Nicolas latifi has happened!!!!!

Dogzy

Would you send me a full shot in the glasses, the Tesco jumper and feet exposed? Im making a RPM full body waifu pillow. For 3 bones a month I can't believe I even have to ask but here we are.

Gothic Serpent

The window licker has out qualified our sigma bastard king. Everybody STAY CALM!

Bence Gábor

Window licker 3rd on the grid due to global warming

Vitch tits

Nice one once more, Li'l Rocket. Why do you think the inbred somehow performs in the rain sometimes? P3 in Quali in Brazil is pretty impressive

Paul Reijbroek

RPM is about to have a aneurysm followed by a stroke after seeing P3/P4 for Sunday!

Keith

I asked the forehead if he's gotten any mail from Sheffield city council and he did respond with, "that's a weird question Jeff". So as of now, he's gotten nothing lol

SS Jeff Lubich

You silly shit, my dead nan could setup a discord server

HeavyHanded

How long until Lawrence Stroll disowns the inbred?

North Korean Peasant

The hardest choices require the strings strongest wills

BlazingGandalf

I offer myself to help the server (serious application)

DAYUMica Patrick

I will legit buy your race weekend ticket in 2 years if you wanna come to COTA. Could live stream for the Patreon dictatorship.

Keith

Actual question: whomst do you think is the best replacement for the spastic at Aston martin?

finger in my bumbum

tbf lil kimy is a basic bitch

Snail Chaser

Perfectly reasonable KwEStShuN: do you think that Mercedes/RB will be a title fight next year since Merc seems to unfucked physics?

Charlie

Toto it’s called journalism, we went investigayting

Michael Massi

Perfect reasonable question, if redbull decide to be redbull and sack Perez mid season, who would you think would get that seat

Local_Abomination

Albert Fabrega does the Tech Talks for F1 TV with the pre- and post-race show hosts. On-site, right in front of the teams' hospitality buildings. I must be missing something or I'm the first to make this connection for all of the F1 journos. If he's not in the press room, he must be standing outside the glass doors with sad Charlie Brown music playing. Alonso could've been looking right at Albert when he made his comments on consequences.

Fistful of Drachma

EMERGENCY BROADCAST https://x.com/albertfabrega/status/1720467459033923804?s=46&t=3HK3AnAJx6ON4qZcO0QJ9A

IamStupid

the florida alligator thing is actually very popular lol

rocketpoweredslut

I hope not please we don't want those fucking freaks

Mar McDaniel

I sent that question about F1 personal watchers and I saw that comment about Massi too. This was after I posted this question. I'm new to the Patreon so I'm still discovering things. So I was like HA! Apparently HIS FAVORITE is already possibly watching him. Which would mean it also spreads like wildfire. And although he isn't a driver or team principal, it's probably even doper if it's The Massive!

R R

Day two of asking for your favorite dictator. Don't be basic, Mr. Hitler.

Mar McDaniel

Had money on Perez first lap DNF, saved my betting account for the rest of the F1 season

CowsWithGuns

I HAVE 2 questions for the next podcast: how much longer until Ferrari’s strategists break Charles Leclerc’s brain and cause him to go insane? Also when is farming sim server??

Bob

I want a full episode of singing

Let me explain

Great ep as per. Tho you forgot the baby daddy rumor that included Lance Stroll and Carlos Sinze. that would have been hilarious

KimPossible

Ahh feck, I must have missed that bit!

Matti Acraman

He literally said Russell in this episode

Fred

Also when is the F1 Manager 23 Twitch series going to happen, please make it hapoen

Fred

Exactly what I need on this fine morning

Camille Wood

Which Driver do you think is the most likely to get Pegged?

Matti Acraman

I am going to detonate a thermonuclear warhead in order to secure a Ferrari Championship

Fred

Well, looks like Ferrari gonna be World Champions next year! Because the World is gonna burn to the ground.

PHLATearth

benders

Satan's Avocado

+1 Discord is too much - too much over head

Christopher

You did, now we dont have to burn down the FuCkING BUNGALOO

Osama Bin DUM FUK Stroll

RPM enjoys the benefits of internet celebrity by having random fans handle his package. A wholesome beautiful moment of heart-warming CoMmUNity...

The Duke

Im loving these podcasts 👍🏼 and if I ever see you walking around Los Angeles, you best believe I’m gonna ask for a photo 😜

PC

You little twat you did it. I’m calling the dentist to get her over to you NOW!

Probably Pooping 23

Hey twat first time I've checked in for a while. Still collecting my cheques, ya?

Brayden Daniel

F1 question for the next Nerve: should "Furry" be a letter in the LGBT letter soup?

C H I N A

Could it be worse than Monza 2022?? https://www.forbes.com/sites/britneynguyen/2023/11/02/las-vegas-casino-workers-set-strike-deadline-ahead-of-formula-1-grand-prix/amp/#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16990168991170&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com

Kyle Blankenship

no fucking way he did it BABBBEEEEE

Cooper

We need to find RPM’s burner.

NashTickles

You’ve said before you were in a band during lockdown, did your band have a name? And if not, what would you like to have called it? F1 themed band name for bonus points.

Tom Russon

Question for you. What is your dream car?

Brad Nolen

Holy fuck how can this be up allready?

ChemoCharlie

Keep the singing intros, I will jihad the fuck out of a Christmas market if they don’t feature

JR

Well I guess I’m going to Kissimmee GoKarts this weekend. Does anyone need anything?

Frankie

Here is a guide on how to setup discord you joyful muppet https://www.ionos.co.uk/digitalguide/server/know-how/how-to-make-a-discord-server/ should take you five minutes

Edward Wood

Discord is a piece of piss mate. Just start a channel and let people shitpost in it. Bots are just for benders who want cOnTeNt mOdErAtIoN

RiotAct

Yeah, he seems the most likely in my eyes too

BlazingGandalf

Do you play fornite

Apostolos Giamagas

Perfectly reasonable question: Have you considered, as I have, becoming a temporary Pewis fan just to see the Mexican Minister of Disgrace become totally humiliated by losing second place in the championship at the last moment? Does the sin of being a Pewis fan, even temporarily, justify the outcome?

Achmed Rosenstein

It’s definitely Christian Horner watching

Ellie

I woke up to this notification and now I am very happy

Amy

as someone who lives in cornwall, storm ciaran is a social experiment/conspiracy/government scheme. its just raining… standard british weather

bigaidsfromthefareast

CIA-ran. they are watching always.

Alex Pardoe

New merch idea......little Toto plushies that have latex suits. I want 65% of the profits.

Matthew Kulak

This made my morning 1000 % better

cedced29

Listening to this sitting in my car blocked in by a truck replacing electric cables in my pueblo #justsaying

WhiteCisMaleEntitledOAP

if you don’t steal the midget i swear down on my nans grave i will trek to the bungalow and raid the kitchen, steal your barbell and then proceed to set fire to the compound. GOOD DAY

bigaidsfromthefareast

i hope you are ok, coz otherwise we are all F'ed

Marko Kozić

Max Verstappen goes through team mates like Jeffrey Dahmer goes through benders I laughed so hard that i nearly crashed the car. Fucking hell!

Soutpiel78

I think I might be in love with RPM am I ok

Courtnaaaaay

Hi Michael Masi!

raf

Yay, up my nose no wait yay more RPM to consume

Benjamin Martelle

"Max goes through teammates like Jeffrey Dahmer went through benders!" Even though this sentence is very problematic, I cannot not like it...

Amir Vafaei

Nice Friday treat

Mehall

Fuck I fell off my chair less than a week between episode

Vitch tits

RIGHT NOW >:(

bigaidsfromthefareast

THROW HIM IN JAAAAIL

BlazingGandalf

the nerve… of sergio perez… prick

bigaidsfromthefareast

Wak up honey, the Sheffield murderer just dropped!!!

DAYUMica Patrick

Hey its okay, he promised 3-4 this week lol

BlazingGandalf

Relatability 1000000

BlazingGandalf

Unplug the toaster and dry yourself. We have at least one reason to live another day...

Amir Vafaei

Bless you Mr Mohawk 🙏🙏🙏

Flynn

2 podcasts in a week. Who the fuck is this

Rav

You made my weekend

Giancarlo Dominguez

The Nerve on a Friday afternoon just for me to enjoy while I move my mouse a few pixels every 5mins while pretending to work remotely from home? SPLENDID

Huge Jackman

i’m about to get fucked up and listen to this fine piece of investiGAYtive journalism, thank you king

Jos Verstappen’s left bollock

Never thought I'd hear rpm speak about furries. But last week he spoke about femboys so I guess it's not too far of a leap lmao

Alex

What’s better maddie McCann or max verstappen?

alex

This is where the fun begins

BlazingGandalf

Lets gooooo

omegabullet

Welcome to another monthly episode of the weekly podcast !

RocketPoweredGrifter (Desmo)

I'm so glad your bringing up the rumor 🤣

Amie Jardine

I didn’t have to complain! Great!

Superferrariman

Nice

Fergit

👀🔥

Sproate_

Exactly what I need on a hangover

CH


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