cooking a phat one

Rip Table Shout Out To It's Family

Helmut Marko's Artistic Masterpiece

What a genuinely gorgeous human being

Tony Stark

Well bloody hell. Depends on whom broke up with whom. If you pulled the plug then he will probably levitate through your wall at night and haunt you for the rest of your days. And if you got rejected by the goblin, then im sorry i think you have a bigger issue. But that’s a rabbit hole i don’t dare to dive into

🇳🇴Spaztic Viking🇳🇴

I don’t know?

Fern the plant

GBNF

Jihadi John

How much do you watch f2 and/or f1 academy? start the discord and farm sim you mudblood!

Mariah Carey

Rocketpoweredmohawk is a god tier content creator

Rook

WHERE ARE THE REVIEWS OF THE LAST RACEWEEKENDS WITH PERFECT LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES TO SLAG OFF LANCE STROLL YOU HAVE NOT PUBLISHED YET ?!?!!?11!?1! The Nerve .. I am calm .. :|

Willem Huisman

😂😂😂

Kris

What happened to the Hello Fresh “cooking tutorial” video?

Nathalie

When are you going to be doing merch??

Duolingo FiatPunto

THAT TABLE HAD A FAMILY

PrinceMorque

Do you get your eyebrows done 🤣

Amie Jardine

😂😂

Nathalie

How and or why did you decide to go with a Mohawk?

Charlie

Is the cia using the fent to keep the poor white people down like they did with the blacks and crack?! Investigate pls

Allen P

Fr Nathalie is ready to see rpm

Camille Wood

Are you by any chance that dentist Nathalie?

so_sad

In December

Nathalie

When’s the next dentist appointment?

Camille Wood

sbinala tabel

Kuba Schenk

Is it true that Sergio Perez a payed actor and not a real driver

George Lawson

Is Humas a part of George Russel’s plan

Line

What's your favorite video that you have made /proud off

Lil, bŕo

Will you get charles leclerc as a substitute host?

NotSands

Length or girth

Joe

Now that you mention it... My ex *was* the devil himself!

Lonely69

Facts

Osama Bin Russel

Throw em out the window and blame paul di resta

🇳🇴Spaztic Viking🇳🇴

How do you deal with a break up?

Lonely69

farming sim server when

Chelsea

Do you keep Logan and hope he becomes a long term solid driver or do you dump his sorry ass and get a year or two of Liam Lawson?

Caleb Duchan

Yes

Lawrence Stroll

Hello darkness my old friend...

BlazingGandalf

Throw him in JAIIIL

Jim

When will me life finally have a purpose again oh dret great mohawk?

BlazingGandalf

… so you murdered that poor table for nowt?? This’d better be an effing EPIC whatever-half-hour-is left-of-all-the-footage-you-and-that-table-destroyed video

Mooch

Wheres the fucking video you noobhead

danieltlopes

Rpm is to promised deadlines what lance stroll is to driving an f1 car

Vitch tits

Jasper de Laat

shit excuse

feoffle

Still you rise :D

Paweł Mateja

no pressure!! (but all of the pressure)

Amy

Karma for not doing the Nerve first

Rasmus de Jong

Boys, let's be kind to the man. InvestiGAYtive journalism cannot be rushed 👍

Luke Sloan

oh so now your lack of productivity is the table’s fault

Joe Mama

right, i swear down, when i flipped the table i fucked everything up and I lost half the video, i spent all day trying to fix it but it’s twatted into oblivion. So im gonna edit what i got and still try to get it out tonight

Snail Chaser

someone must be taking his sweet fucking time

idkrubyorsmth

You gotta be taking a piss now

Jackary

not a question, I Just want some constructive criticism for the Mercedes meltdown at the Qatar GP

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

what dictator would you have as a team principle?

Thomas Lichy

what the actual fuck. what happened to friday? you bloodsucking cuck i will burn sheffield to the ground

Cooper

fuck hurry up cunt, IS SATURDAY WHERE IS THE BLOODY VIDEO U FUCKING SCUMBAG

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

boy, now we need a Hamas Ben Sulayem

Dr. Helmut Von Marko Halloween Costume

I want my money back

Jasper de Laat

Hurry up retard

Paul Di Resta

UPLOAD THE FOOKIN VIDEO PISS PIG

Osama Bin Russel

No question, I just wish Paul di Resta would meet the same fate as Tim Messenger in Hot Fuzz. I know he left, but he still deserves it.

Jos Verstappen’s left bollock

Say there are 100 cattle and 13of the cattle are causing 51% of problems. What should be done with the cattle?

EpicGamer 69

You're right, Lando is loyal to McLaren to a fault like Charles is to Ferrari, even when they're not being clowns with the strategy or engine development

Commonly HMRC

Where the fuck is the video 😡

Jackary

C'mon piss pants pig tits! Wheres the fookin video?

Satan's Avocado

Favourite harvester on farming sim?

Axe

Which YouTuber would you calab with?

Harvey Price

I think you mean the gall

mrgtgo

Even tho I AM CALM, i'm merely minutes away from absolutely loosing it. Hurry up piss pig

Côte de porc

ZULUL

SpaceNut

I think Lando is too loyal to McLaren to leave.

Lawrence Stroll

It’s in December next where the highs are 60-70s.

Lawrence Stroll

Where is the video is 7am pacific, 3PM in the UK. Your investiGAYtion jn this episode must be deep.

Lawrence Stroll

where vid????????

SLN

"... will be out today or tomorrow..." no other way to say this but... THE NERVE!

Evinak

Can we all collectively use Bernie as a loofah?

Cretin

Wyr shag Paul di resta or vitch tits

Rachel Gunning

I like your cheek bones?

Zin Perrott

Have you ever thought of doing like a Q&A chat theatre tour? Seeing as your getting pretty popular - we love ya in Australia mate come down under and do a live show tour idk 🤷‍♂️🤔👍

Ollie

Can we have a moment of pause and reflection to think about the the loss to the sport of Nicholas Latifi, since his retirement Bert mylander has forgotten what it's like to lead the field round in the safety car, Nicholas always injected the unknown and unanticipated into life, like Abu Dhabi 2021, 9/11 etc. I read that while taking time out he recently got in his hot air balloon and went flying with some friends on paragliders near Gaza, Anyway RIP goatifi

Vitch tits

do you think Qatar should be removed from the schedule bc all the drivers had a near death experience while racing there

Amy

Why isn't there an audio book version of Mein Kampf on Audible?

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

if you could run over paul diresta with any f1 car, which one?

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

This is the #1 comment!

JosVerstappensAlterEgo

I WANT THIS; ONE OFF INSIGHT IN AN INVESTIGAYSHIVE JOURNALIST/ STRONG INDEPENDENT, TRANS ASIAN?

Commonly HMRC

Should Perez be replaced with Alonso or Norris? I think Perez is going to announce his retirement at the Mexican GP

Commonly HMRC

question: Do you know who Forsen is? ZULUL

Zulugwa

F1 race commentary has gotten so dull recently. How about you live stream (in audio form of course) your thoughts during the race? As if… we’re all sitting on the couch watching

Humble Mohawk

Do you think Alonso and Perez should switch seats? If not explain why because I personally think a max and Alonso team would be the end of merc and pewis and the regime will fall and merc will leave f1. Also fuck Russell for his comment on his pass “big move” and then gets passed again. I liked Russel at Williams but now I fucking hate him. Also him and Lewis and going to crash more as things get hotter between them

TMR

if you could run over paul diresta with any f1 car, which one?

Michael Massi

I know you talked about it on a recent podcast, but have you seen the dental assistant again?

Any milk is fine

If Williams replaces Sargent, which driver do they replace him with?

Ty

So Max Verstappen is the 2023 World championship....BoRiNg. Other the the shit kicking off surrounding F1, what is going to keep the rest of the race season interesting for you?

Liam

Is a runway just a mohawk for your bits?

Noah

Hat routine

fraser parsons

Every 3-4 weeks

Danya

Can you drop your mohawk hair routine?

Radezmaj95

Is it weird that I listen to The Nerve on longer drives to avoid falling asleep and then also play The Nerve asto soothe me to sleep at night?

CyberBOT

Do you even know what "weekly" means?...

Mike777

Can't you hire a team from sky sports to be your minions and ensure those weekly podcasts?!?!? For Christ sake !!!

Mike777

Fuck yeah!

Mike777

This guy...

Mike777

The shape of your head is like you always have the gigachad filter on. Don't let it fo to your head. Btw there is a youtube video where Bernies daughter is like "I collect houses" and "it was a real nightmare getting the permits to build a spa in the basement level of this historic london mansion" use that in the nerve. Also, basting is when you moisturise a piece of meat in its own cooking juices, what you're describing is just slow cooking. Get your facts straight, IT MATTERS PISSPIGS.

Skroeftie

Yea we’re gonna do weekly nerve pods… *3 weeks later* Yea you know those nerve things we do every 3-4 weeks.

Hamas di Resta

Get driven around the Nuremberg by osama bin Russell or vitch tits

Marcus Thomassen

United or Wednesday?

NotAFed69

Spend a year working on Motorsport with Bernie collins or PuAl Da ReStYaH?

Keith🦜

Hey y'all! Lance Stroll is driving a trial run across the street from our house!! https://youtu.be/wv_nexArz4A?si=QO3pTaQogyhWlE2u

Brian G

Yeah, I remember That

PHLATearth

It's Rent To Pay by Deaf Election

Kip Morgan

where's the fOOKin video ya cunt

Mamkatiprase

I take it you are still losing the "time management" battle.

Daryl Delancey

In Canada

Rohan

Hurry up with the video :)

Jackary

Absent Toto's reaction to the LH and bin-Russell snafu at Doha - paint this beautiful french girl of a moment for us

Tony2Glocks

Here’s my perfectly reasonable question. Ok it’s more of a statement. Still …. PeRfEctLy rEaSoNaBlE unveil the Michael Massi statue already, for christ! I need an idol to worship and lil Kimmi no longer makes the cut

Mooch

Question - How can Logan Sargent help Israel if he can’t even last the whole Qatar Grand Prix?

Clayton Allred

I don't know if we're allowed to ask "sEriUs" questions, but what did you expect (if anything) when you started this channel, and at what point did you decide that it was what you wanted to do for a living ? You talked about your sense of scale in a previous podcast, but never (I think) of your goals and or hopes in this regard. Side note, I really admire your work ! Cheers from France.

Adrien

Question for the Nerve, what is the music you use in intro and outro of the rage against the grand prix videos?

Christian Den Butter

Is the Nerve called the Nerve because of the Nerve on you to call it a "weekly podcast"?

Bob Loblaw

So pertaining to the nerve podcast. We’ve given up on a weekly podcast, but can we maybe shoot for a bi-weekly podcast. lol bi……

Limp Mohawk

It's a low bar, a sea sponge has more personality and talent than vitch tits

Vitch tits

Do you think Oscar Piastri will win a race before Lando Nowins?

T-Jay

Question - How did you get on the no fly list? Really bummed you won't be at COTA next weekend! 😂

Gavin F

What is the least talked about conspiracy happening in F1 right now?

Reodor Felgen

Fucking table's fault anyway for being there, nothing serious.

Michael Clough

1. If you could speak a foreign language without having to study it, which one would you pick and why? 2. What is the mohawk care routine like?

Nathalie

Were you not boycotting B&Q for being trans pigs?

Nathan16

If youre 5 cm in your mum, and your dad is 5 cm in you. Would you go forward or backwards to get out?

Sebo bastian

Have you shagged the dentist?

Ukrainian Psyop

what’s up with ocon and gasly

Ilma Cohadzic

Can we watch you shaving the sides of your head ?

Callum Jones

doesnt he have a restraining order?

Bogdan

My question is - you're a wanker. Thank you.

Bogdan

Is it just me who misses the car and garage days? no....ok

KimPossible

I appreciated how the Regime had an identity crisis in turn one trying to be French and surrendering to each other!

Brian G

Where should Liam Awesome go to next year, I’m torn between being a nationalistic retardo fan and seeing one of the best talents of this generation possibly not having a seat next year. Have you seen his lap record of highlands, I nearly shat myself on several occasions this kid is fearless.

BLKBRD

Easy - his sister

Huge Jackman

When will you be attending and reporting live from an F1 event

Fern the plant

Bend over for Shaq or go down on the queen?(she’s half human half lizard you know which part is the lizard)

Ben

Will the rest of the grid be absolute twats or will they allow Andreti in as a 11th team?

Najjača firmetina bajo

I am calm

Ben

Who do you think should be Aston Martin second driver so Lance could outperform him (or her) Consistantly?

True Quark

Gayming chanel when?

i have waited 90 days to change my name finally

Have you smashed any dental assistant puss yet? If not why not

Vitch tits

Surely that's lance stroll and a trip on the deepsea capsule

Vitch tits

Where am I

Robert Dumitrescu

What’s happening?

Robert Dumitrescu

Son, Redirect rocketpoweredmohawk.com to you YT channel. Do not finish the website as you will never keep it updated and would only be viewed by old people like me Love Dad

WhiteCisMaleEntitledOAP

Magistrate Mohawk, what is the sentence for Strulovich's VIOLENT ASSAULT on his trainer and/or garage furniture? Also hurry up and do a Nerve fuck ya. i am double-plus uncalm

RiotAct

Should do a daily podcast weekly lol

swaggerdoggo

Did this people just steal the Vitch Tits design? Or is this official merch? https://prnt.sc/UaCtr5IIyG4D

Nicolo Lorenzon

Let's say Perez had a reverse season to what it look like now - start crap and then become a regular on the podium and even win a few races at the end but still score as many points. Would we (and Helmut) instead have praised him and said what a fantastic driver he is?

Fredrik

Why don't you take Daddy Strolls big fat stacks of cash to shut up about his son. So you can buy yourself a proper studio?

Edwin Baan

Is the life sized Michael Masi sculpture going to happen?

Radezmaj95

How much money/cocaine do you think it would take for Christian to give Sergio's car to the window licker until the end of the season? Red Bull don't need it any more and it would be nice to see if he could keep up with Sigmalonso. Fuck it, let's have a super special end of year wife swapping round where first place gets the team in last places car and so on through the grid. Massi would need to direct it of course

Ben Jones

Is the tub and little kimi dead? If yes RIP and shoutout to their famile

Shoutouttofamily

On a scale of 1 to Nicolas latifi how fucked is toto (the pumpernickel smuggler) wolf’s home office after the Qatar Grand Prix?

Washedmilton gets no clunge

Remember to take of yourself, the video can wait a day you spastic twat.

joey cartisano

He said his next appointment is in December

Ez

Lando’s almost definitely seen some of them, he’s just way too ingrained in meme culture to not have seen the videos. He probably lurks on the FormulaDank subreddit too and everyone there is always quoting RPM.

Ez

Hi, Mother/Fucker gotta get your correct pronouns in, besides AD2021 what has been your favourite Team LH breakdown since and how long did you have to spend draining yourself over the eroticism of the level of psychosis?

vertex_spec

Dear mr Mohawk, or whatever the fuck is your preferred pronoun, where did you learn to swear do sophisticatedly. What u mean is they you can swear for 10 minutes straight without repeating yourself.

Pierzakandcompamy

I want political commentary... please give it to me.

Amir Vafaei

Yo Mohawkman. What was the first thing that went through your head when the window licker went apeshit in his trainer?

ThaHammett

Why the fuck does Pete Windsor keep saying Sgt Logan is doing a good job? He won't answer me. Because I just yell it at his videos.

Adam

Cannot wait to hear you stand by your word and rip stroll to shreds for his teary eyed mental breakdown

iambreed

also make a discord server you ignorant slut

Amy

More teams in f1 - yes or no?

Amy

Is that why Christian’s married to one

Amy

What is something Lance could do that would make his daddy seriously consider giving him the boot?

French Homie Guam

how do you think about reddit ?

Merijn verduin

What flavor jam do you think vitch tits licks?

Rian Lenjik

Trying to be a Toto?

Alexandr Nita

1. Why are the posh English people (George) the most insufferable people on the planet? 2. Do you think that Leclerc is more of a boating enthusiast than F1 driver? 3. What would you do to know as much about Lance Stroll as Alonso?

Tim K

Why did you stop playing the guitar? You’re talented. Also, more Lil’ Rocket please.

Brett

Is the flying Frijole gonna retired ? Checo is the closest thing I have to a dad

Fire Flores

How will Lewis Hamasilton effect the war in Israel and how long will it take for him to make a public statement about it so team LH suck him bone dry

Jack Gunn

Why do Leclerc fans seem to want the Sainz family banished from the EU more than they want Charles to win? And how will Ferrari strategy impact the Israel- Hamas war?

adc_28

What happens to the kitchen when RPM tries to cook hello fresh

Damo

How was that plastic flap on the new titanium iPhone?

Aye Eye

Ngl fam this is a thirst trap video, why at the end your jaw line looking so straight, it's so straight, Ted Kravits has been noted saying that redbull have a 69% advantage when deploying drs down it

Jake Wood

The table was a necessary sacrifice for such greatness

Jake Wood

Please hurry up. Swine.

Elle H

So, at what point in the new broadcast does he unveil the farming server?

Mike

if you could pair any f1 driver from history to drive as max verstappens teammate who would it be and why

Lewis Hamaston

Speak for yourselve, I can't. WhErE's ThE bIdEo?!

Ghost of Michael Masi

Bideo, where is it?

Ghost of Michael Masi

Question: When are you going to do another Nerve broadcast in a field surrounded by tiny horses?

The Duke

Aye mate, who would win in a naked wrestling match Lewis or Max? Love the vids 🫃🏿🫃🏿

Christian Horner

Could you please explain how the FIA is responsible for the chaos in Gaza? Everybody knows they are responsible, but how?

Paul Reijbroek

Can you please give a comprehensive explanation of how upcoming ww3 actually started at Abu Dhabi 2021

IVO

bruh please don’t push yourself too much you’ll crash hard, just take it easy: we can wait!

Christopher

How big is your cock?

TheBigTasty

I am protected.

Twanto

Should Valterri join Red Bull?

Brenton Sword

Who are your favourite musical artists, dickhead?

X

You are the Lance Stroll of YouTubers , smashing shit up

R0Ly

Tossed a tweet at you with a pic of me wearing some home made RPM merch in the WTF1 homeland. Didn’t realize how big of a pain in the ass it is to create a twitter now a days.

not so wiseman

I'd go Fred Vasseur, he's surely Hella naughty

M4DNS

Checo to retire new story!

francis reddyhoff

Where’s the new podcast

King Headass

We need the old catchphrases back like "I swear down on me nans grave" and "the nerve" 👌 fucking gold

Alexander Strøm

Palestine. Thoughts?

HeavyHanded

Deffo have

Sam Sulek

Did you ever manage to get the corsa up to 100mph

Ollie Leyfield

Do you choose Liam or Danny or Yuki to take the 2nd RB seat if it gets vacated?

Caloy Diaz

The nerve! 😆

Caloy Diaz

Did George Russell start the Israeli war??

Harvey Price

My question for the nerve: which driver do you think would make the best femboy? My money is on Piastri

Florian

When are you doing a live f1 race commentary like the forehead and the 6yro lezbo do twitch? Id happily waste my money to hear you do this.

Harvey Price

If you put all the current drivers into a fight to the death cage match, who would walk out victorious?

Ben Milner

I blame Lance Stroll and Goatifi for the table flipping and out of body experience

Commonly HMRC

Do you have stairs in your house?

MustardFacial

What is more achievable, patreon supporters getting a new episode every week like the degens pay for or Lance Stroll releasing himself from daddies teet and becoming world champion?

Brock Trahan

Angry Chair because it didn't get fisted like the table.

MPKilroy

He enjoyed his visit to Epstein's island when he was 10 so I think this is an easy choice

Bob Sandvagene

You know…. When I look at you I can’t help but think your a clone of Logan sargeant…

Joshua Whittle

Zhou Guanyu, because everybody like Chinese food. Especially when you're really hungry.

FLSP

Would you rather live on Epsteins Island or have Perez and the window licker on the same team ?

Fresh

Would you rather lick the sweat off Toto’s pumpernickel or tell Lance Stroll he’s a future world champion? You have to mean it… HIS WORDS!

Joey Bensley

What are your thoughts on the Swallow Rook 8x10 Wooden Potting Shed?

Tom Rowson

How much more disgrace to the family name does Lance Stroll have to bring before Lawrence Stroll finally sends him to Chinese F4 (where he belongs)?

Crewneck Lewis

Who will overthrow Max?

ana.djura

How can you have 190 comments in an hour on effin Patreon?? That’s clout! You are an influencer Rockyyy! Also, why don’t you have an edgy tattoo? You look like an edgy tattoo kinda guy

Superferrariman

No she didn't

Ethan Chichester

Who do you think should replace the window licker at Aston Martin? Also have you heard the latest rumours on the mexican minister of disgrace?

Duolingo FiatPunto

With the Perez retiring rumor going around I think it's time to voice my opinion that Liam Lawson should get the 2nd Red Bull seat! He's an actual talent and he deserves to be put in an competitive car straight away, like Pewis Pamilton did. Am I crazy?

Tony Kalliojärvi

When you releasing your onlyfans?

Obreon

I would like to see a video where you talk about music

Marta

Paint me like one of your french girls vibes

Courtnaaaaay

What are your perfectly reasonable opinions on the backhanded compliments made by the SS guard, on the Mexican minister of disgrace?

Hamood Habibi

If all the F1 driver were on a plane, and it crashed in the Andes like that movie, who would they eat first?

Andre Flash

Get it out already

Hamilton Vapelord 420

What happens to Sergio?

Chris Reese

My girlfriend asked “what the fuck is the nerve?”

Rohan

Do you think F1 drivers are aware of you?

HastyOyster

When do you have your dentist appointment scheduled?

so_sad

Will you ever do a return to your roots and do some investigative journalism from your parents garage? They had the best intro's.

Liam Pedge

Genuine question, do you think any F1 drivers/pundits watch your content?

JamesSlipCordon

Who would you trust more, Stroll driving down your street or Latifif in a hot air balloon above your house?

bunger

Will you be at Silverstone next year? P.s love your vids keep up the amazing work :)

JimmyMacMan

How much longer will sigmalonso race for do ya think?

Gavin Franzon

How does it feel to be the only saving Grace of sports journalism?

BlazingGandalf

Triple threat mental break down

Steven Payne

Would you rather be taxied by lance stroll or go to a spice girls concert sat next to Christian Horner?

Awesome Sawse

I’m SORRY? The KITCHEN? That’s what you turned into your recording room???

Julia

Your jaw is very sharp

Eddy Jenkins

We need an update on the dentist chick, are you clapping them cheeks already??? Also, what are you going to be for Halloween? Is that a thing in the UK?

Jorge C

Hello comrade, About 2 months ago I found you on youtube and sing-up for your Patreon after watching two videos. I know about F1 from DTS yes I know it's a crime! My question is: Would you discuss a topic(screaming on the mic) that's not about F1, it can be whatever the fuck you want. I enjoy listening to you breaking down conspiracy theories (screaming) .

TheRussianspy

Who is more likely to commit genocide of the other team LH or the verstappen shaggers

Bluto mindpretzel

Are you Yuki’s secret UK cousin? Read: are you doing this all just to get enough money together to start your own restaurant and not have to worry about money?

Tickle

Women (his sister is a man)

Joe Hendry

Are you aware of Daddy Latifi s company once killed a animal rights activist named Russell and ppl were protesting outside of his house and at Queen Latifi s debut race? Link to the event and some lowkey hilarious images: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Regan_Russell https://images.app.goo.gl/k67A48ytNSC3ZUnS9

c cc

We want bath tub back:D

Paweł Mateja

GEORGE RUSSELL IS A WAR CRIMINAL

TeamLH Cult Leader

Shag Marry Kill: Sigmalonso Danny Retardo Adrian Newey's big phat brain

Chris

When are you going to release LIL' ROCKET tunes??

j1358

Do you genuinely believe Lance had a mental breakdown? I think he just crashed into him as per, but instead of driving he was walking. Maybe he didn’t see him and he thought he was a barrier, you never know. Also, with the whole tragic situation in the middle east, you reckon this’ll have any ramifications for Eurovision next year? Could be huge.

Pep

I feel like the Bungalow needs a pet, something chaotic but low maintenance and would appeal to a dicktater such as yourself.

Vanessa Blanche

No it’s like carework, he does it for the feels

Vanessa Blanche

How often do you shave your head?

David Urbánek

Are you a homosexual?

BlackJack

Zach Browntown

Vanessa Blanche

Does anyone know what Lance stroll is fatally allergic to?

Vanessa Blanche

They’d have to Diana him

Vanessa Blanche

Strolls never getting fired

Vanessa Blanche

Did any of the upstanding citizens of Sheffield discover your secret identity already?

raf

Do you follow any other sports besides F1?

Mehall

what guitars do you have, i’m pretty sure you have a flying V but that’s all so far

Osama bin russell

Do you support Stroll's move to MMA after what he did to his trainer? 🤔

butters_147

Who loses their seat first checo or stroll?

shansta

Link for new table https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1505005556/premium-office-table-for-conference?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_uk_en_gb_a-home_and_living-furniture-office_furniture-desks&utm_custom1=_k_Cj0KCQjwsp6pBhCfARIsAD3GZuYhPFiVvmHbSnxuDiAgghoTafG5R9XuznJbKtuXCssNWZmmNJrIK6IaAmfFEALw_wcB_k_&utm_content=go_12576471769_121299178964_507694268048_aud-2079782229334:pla-308512767598_m__1505005556engb_102858184&utm_custom2=12576471769&gclid=Cj0KCQjwsp6pBhCfARIsAD3GZuYhPFiVvmHbSnxuDiAgghoTafG5R9XuznJbKtuXCssNWZmmNJrIK6IaAmfFEALw_wcB

PHLATearth

Did you see the dentist girl again ? The people want the truth

someone

Which F1 team boss would pick to direct a Hollywood length porn blockbuster.

Bence Gábor

Will Oscar Pastry move to Mercedes after Osama bin Russell drives into the fake Eiffel Tower in Vegas?

Erik Fox

Rip, table and shout-out to her family ❤️

Constance Botnar

How is the relationship with the woman dentist going? Do we have a wedding date?

DAYUMica Patrick

As an embarrassed to be an American Yankee........ I predict that the United States of America implodes within 5-10 years. This is a 2 part question. Not if, but WHEN this happens, 1.) Do you think Lewis Hamilton will still be on the grid and 2.) how long until Team LH invades and and the regime rises up in the west? F1 is growing in America fast and more than 50% of Americans today are absolutely certifiable, making them prime regime recruits. Would love to hear your thoughts on this ever rising concern. Huge fan, don't ever change

GrowYourOwnPot

Mate, If the track limits in Qatar were as defined as your cheekbones, there wouldn't have been any penalties. ❤️ Q1: what's your skincare routine? Q2: do you think Verstappen can pull a fourth title out of Redbull's arse, or are the Mclarens gonna ride his next season?

Constance Botnar

What do you think would happen if red bull would replace the Mexican minister of disgrace with Valtteri BottASS, so he could get some actual points for the team as well as start taking the piss with Lewis by passing him at every opportunity since he's no longer under mercs team orders?

Sverre

Oi you twat finish that shit and give us the bloody content and the farm server

DAYUMica Patrick

fArM siMulAtoR or RiOt!

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

Do you think Oscar Piastri will outperform Lando Norris next season after seeing his performance in Qatar?

Charlie x

Asking the real questions

Chris Thompson

Since you've put all this effort into getting jacked, Do you now reckon you could have Lance Stroll in a scrap?

James Bourne

What if cute dentist girl turns out to be a Lance Stroll fan ?

Nicolo Lorenzon

what do u think is going to happen to Team-LH if Lewis retires

「Vinz」 ᵀᴹ

How would you've reacted if you were the windowlickers personal trainer?

Grundhass

How many centimeters?

Eric Schmitz

we know the answer to that. the idiot bought a green screen for 45 pounds off amazon. TANKS JEF!!!!

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

How many of these questions are you not going to answer?

Osama bin ankle socks

Who will win a Grand Prix first, Lando or Oscar?

Fredrik

Do you think sigmalonso gets paid extra money to be nice to the inbred? He's always putting little messages of support on his Instagram for the window licker. Also how's the granite statue of Michael Massi coming along

AustralianViking715

All good now

PHLATearth

What are your thoughts on the whole Grosjean/Andretti situation. xMattyG did call him a flappy j word but we need some investigative journalism done on this

Mattia Binotto’s Burner Account

1. f'ing tru 2.all of it

Marko Kozić

Or Facials 😳🤣

PHLATearth

Who’s the new table doing?

Philipp

Is Lance Stroll Stupid?

Richard Strocher

Who should replace the Mexican minister of disgrace??

Ondřej Brož

🤣😂🤤☠🤯🙄😳😥🤔😩🐒

PHLATearth

Which current driver would you shag if Michael masi came back into power ordered you to?

Oliver R

Will you be burning a pumpkin again this year?

Fredrik

what is your 1 word option of every driver on the grid

AtomicPineapple42

Who is worse: pual or windowlicker

Gustawk

Any Chance we will see a comeback of Lil Rocket's PHAT BARRRZZZ❓❓❓

PHLATearth

Can't wait to hear how #teamLH reacted to the obvious HATE CRIME committed by Osama Bin Russell #LHdidnothingwrong My question is do you think we will get Rossberg vs Hamilton 2.0 or is George too much of a soy latte cuck?

Zipa

My question: how do you have such nice cheekbones, tf? My second question: how much jail time does Bernie deserve?

Just Another Blonde

If you were part of a secret Santa with F1 drivers, who would you like to give a present to and would you give that person? Also, you’re cooking Christmas dinner for all of them, what would you feed them and who would you poison?

Oscar Villalobos

Question: can you name 3 positive characteristics Lance Stroll possesses?

Leonardo Sigolo

Are you wearing makeup?

Nico

How are you enjoying a little bit of wealth and have you treated yourself to any irresponsible purchases?

Colt Alabama

What are your opinions on the possibility of Andretti Cadillac joining the grid in a couple years' time? I for one will be sorely disappointed if they miss the opportunity to paint the car pink.

Fred

RPM got cheek bones for days

RPM’s Dad

is it safe to say that stroll is a disgrace to Canada, more so that the green lantern movie and Justin Bieber combined.

KoRFletch

What song encapsulates the RPM broadcast? Could it be AIC's "Down in a Hole" for all the rabbit holes we end up in?

Tim Robertson

Something something Logan Sargent having a nervous collapse in his car after you ousted his families Middle East oil ties

Derek Brooker

Shoutout to the tables family

Shaun Nel

He's basically not allowed to leave the Bungalow, Banned from all Circuits and on the CIA's follow list

PHLATearth

Evening fucko have you considered doing some guitar stuff on the internets? I think a chunk of your audience (me) would be very interested.

Mracik

Hold on to your cocks. Rpm turned into Toto

Soebe

Have you ever read the Bernie Ecclestone biography "No Angel?" It's an amazing story.

mucklemon

If you could have anyone from F1 past/present as a guest on The Nerve podcast, who would it be? And yes, of course it wouldn't be in the Nerve Centre, as it's an undisclosed location, but we could kidnap someone and take it there (not a cult)

Luís Araújo

Should the inbred spastic keep racing in f1 or retire and go back to shagging his sister?

LePain

Everything is Possible

PHLATearth

Question: Besides Michael Masi unleashing himself during the 2021 season ending the year with Abu Dhabi. Is there another season that stands out to you?

BadM

Who blew up the nord stream 2 pipeline?

João Tadeu

What do you think about the performance of the Mexican disgrace in the last race and RedBull admitting that Sergio Perez is actually 5 miles behind max Verstappen?

Shadnesz

What do you think if the Arctic Monkeys latest Album?

Sister Susan

kvyat, whoever wins gets the child

Cooper

If you could pick one member of the conservative party to replace logan sergeant in the williams seat, who would it be

Elliott Middleton

They all had dicks my friend 🤣

PHLATearth

Perfect band line up? What vocalist, bassist, guitarist and drummer are you choosing? You can choose 2 guitarists if selecting just 1 is tricky...

Sam Sulek

What are your thoughts on the Ukranian President's trip to Parliament in Canada

Slavco

How u considered moving to Gaza strip? Really cheap housing currently

Pepe

What are your thoughts on the country of Israel and its history?

ghaaaa

How do you feel about Hamilton trying to turn Osama bin Russel into Max at Silverstone 2021?

Hannah Schmitz

Question: In the foreseeable future, could you do a live F1 broadcast on the actual location. Live Stroll interview, pit commentary, grid walk meeting important influencesers. Yes please, call your accountant and book those tickets.

Rene

Check “The Race”s upload covering Lance Stroll from this week. Loaded with Mohawk Sympathizer comments

MiddleAgeRage

Can we get an update on the giant Michael Masi statue?

Moulin Splooge

That's on your end tho

ChemoCharlie

Do you still drive the Corsa or have you upgraded cause your on phat stacks !!!!!

Ben Heyes

If you have to make An F1 dream team... (2x drivers, boss, engineers, carbrand, pitgirls, mascot, etc...) What would it look like? Could get mental

Mathijs Vranken

Perez maybe retiring after Mexico, what you think are the odds

Gurp

Mate I am gonna find the nerve centre and get lil kimi onto u

Spastic81

Who's your favourite Spice Girl?

Soutpiel78

If you had it your way, how would you change the current driver lineup Would you like to see any drivers at other teams

TheLoganBerry

If I pay, are you down to try some shrooms some time?

SmollPP

Bro needs a Kleenex sponsorship

Austin Rode

the cameraman who lays down at eau rouge

Cooper

Petreon alert RPM released a new video....... ffs i was happy for just a few seconds.

jeroen

I swear on me nans grave that regarding your posting frequency you have the fuckin consistency of ferrari! Bloody hell!!!

Mike777

Where did your interest in F1 come from? Have you always been a closeted Ferrari simp or have you rooted from anyone else? (Aside from the GOAT).

Sam 'Muttley' Lawton

Did you get the new phone?

Rixy

how u feelin about max just winning the championship basically per default in a sprint race instead of the usual way?

Andry

What do you think the regime is planning with Mick Schumacher? My theory is that they will use him to crash test the cars in pre season because of his ability to absolutely dismantle the cars when driving them for more than 20 laps

ikeastolemytable

That's all great n that, BUT! Did you peel the film off your new titanium iPhone 15?

Amie Jardine

Would you rather go side by side with daniel kiviat or lance stroll?

LM

Question: I know you couldn’t care less, but do you believe any of the drivers has seen any of your videos?

Nico

Marko basically gave Perez 2 races to return to form. Who’s your bet to replace him at Red Bull and how badly do you think they’ll clash with Verstappen?

Dracula

If you could take any member of the F1 circus on a date who would it be?

Guido

The table had a stroll incident

The K

ETA on the nerve weekly?

TheLazyHatGuy

How long would it take F1 organizers to deem an RPM fan meetup “dangerous” … Miami 2024?

CowsWithGuns

Do you think Aston will have the bottle to start throwing the idea of sacking The Spack in the near future?

Matt Gorner

babe wtf are you playing at get up

bigaidsfromthefareast

Strong rumors that Perez is retiring at the Mexico GP. Your reaction?

Volta224

Will Lovey Lancey Stroll aka Vic tits ever be good? They say practice makes perfect but what is he perfecting? Shagging it into the barriers?

travers

Why do you have a minge on your head?

Harry Dawson

Rip table and shout out to Ikea meatballs

Prefect Racing

status on the granite Masi statue pls?

PeRfEcTly ReAsOnAbLe

perfectly reasonable question: if kelly piquet raped you would you tell the police

Cooper

Best person to replace stroll

Harry

Did vitch tits drive your table?

Joe Griffiths

Thanks lad

windowsillett

I already can't wait to see what he is cooking for us.. Hopefully tomorow !

hqzzlol

I only got a serious one, what do you think about the whole Andretti situation

Aaron_Dat_Boi

Who's going to win RWC2023?

Wojciech Jaguś

My daughter turned one on Monday, could you give her a quick shout out in your next production so I can pretend her dad knew famous people when she grows up? Thanks mate

Jarrett Stone

This lighting gives off a sexy gay Starbucks barista vibe. Maybe Mercedes would hire you to do socials

JFM

Such a tease 🥵

TheExile

If given the opportunity to go to any F1 race which would you attend?

The Freedom Tower

Ok but why am I jealous of RPM’s cheekbones

Danya

You've got that Vardy chin

Ethan Chichester

Genuine thoughts on the Russel/Hamilton team dynamic. If Mercedes ever get their act together do you think this could be a brocades 2.0 rivalry?

Eleanor Blythe

Start editing bro, we’ve got nothing going on in our miserable life as you know!!!! I literally suffer from mental health problems, I binge watched all of your videos twice and listened to every nerve episode twice!! Ffs help me , I need my RPM fix

Desmo 🐱🍑🥷

Was osama bin Russell a participant in the Gaza strikes and how does this affect team LHs legacy

Sam Miles

Would you ever appear on the last lap with the bar of soap?

Angus Crawley

Should daddy Stroll take Lance out back and shoot him for his behavior?

SadWilliamsFan

Let’s fucking go

Rocket Powered Mullet

Do you think Mick Schumacher has a chance of replacing Logan 9/11 Sargeant

ChemoCharlie

The next video gonna be insane can’t wait

lucas åhlberg

Been waiting all week for you to go in on Strolly pants

NatOB

If you were told Paul Di Resta had to come back to F1, what job role would you place him in?

Welsh Jammy

Opinions on Rotherham?

Luke

let him cook!

travers

I AM CALM…

Ryan Jones

Cummittmeant to the MAX!

axman1000

'tis phat, 'tis.

Belgian#421

The video keep freezing

PHLATearth

Rip and shout out to its family!

francis reddyhoff

You've done a Toto Wolff to the table

NickkAtNyte

Cook faster window licker

Oliver Corfield

Max Verstap-bin

Mtothearc

RIP table, shout out to B&Q

OwenRico

Babe wake up, rpm just posted a new video

OsamaBinstappen

Perfectly Reasonable

Moulin Splooge

The table made a great sacrifice

Slight Moron

Must’ve been a fuckin wild out of body experience

DkFoz

not toto proof

swimmy

A video!!!! I AM CALM

🇳🇴Spaztic Viking🇳🇴

Rest in peace to the table and shout out to its family

Oliver Blake

hello there

aiden.037

Babe wake up

Hannah Schmitz

Come on babe

Fuck me sideways and call me Tarzan