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The Nerve #14 - Reformed Nazi War Criminal Doctor

in this episode of the nerve I shed some light onto why Helmut Marko might be slightly racist, talk about the amazing opportunities certain F1 YouTubers are getting as well as give advice to the pumpernickel smuggler on how to become less bitter.




The Nerve #14 - Reformed Nazi War Criminal Doctor

Comments

I like Helmut Marko. Squeezed fresh from the minge of Ava Braun.

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

Maybe the admins don’t like you in that sub Reddit but the reason why I started following you was because everyone in that meme subreddit and in the f1 subreddit always talks about you over there. Just type in “RPM” and I’m sure you’ll get tons of search results. Even in the IG gossip community everyone always talks about you and uses your nicknames. I’m talking about accs like f1gossip.mc and gossipwrld.f1

N

Reddit is a toxic place... And yes, I see the irony with that statement, but reddit is for real. I had it for a while and at one point I asked a question thinking I'm not doing the right thing with a pet I had. Reddit deamons barreled on me (5 or 6 of these hellish residents), saying I'm killing my pet. I get angry, delete the damn app, look for more reliable sources on the matter. Few months later it turns out I was right to do what I did with the pet. Reinstall the reddit app. Go on a diatribe on my thread, delete again... Vengeance is important, don't listen to the movie heroes who say, it's not worth it.

Hammased barrista twat

Wtf is a pick n miKs?

Free RPM Now!

Is this a bad time to point out that at this rate Vitch Tits might actually win a championship at the rate the Nerve is dropping?

Charlie

So this one's now been achieved.

Alex Badarin

Set him on fire.

Nick T.

I was singing with you on that intro man, that’s my karaoke track

DataDog

"Stitching twins together"! lmfao!

J.F.K. V.A.T.S.

300,000 people outnumbers the entire British Army by more than 3 to 1 - let’s overthrow the state

Camelfinger

“bit of a challenge wank” NOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭

Mitch Mullins

"Push the child away and ignore IT". possibly one of the best lines ive ever heard out of ur mouth

Hudson Timmons

Fyi for gym advice on youtube. https://youtu.be/FWDXsqHo14A?si=2YB0cUCkJm3C62zq

Cosmin Paunel

We need that Google Map guy and show him the broadcast which is outside with the ponies

TheRussianspy

I guess she can relate to that feeling.

ChemoCharlie

It’s been 3 weeks since you’ve uploaded a weekly podcast. I live in the West Midlands I will find you and set you on fire

Rav

current population of iceland 372.520. so thats a perspective.

swaggerdoggo

First Lizzie now the lizard, when will the suffering STOP

Adina Kruijssen

Hurry up cunt

Daniel

When will #15 be out?

Lawrence Stroll

Also just subscribed to the Patreon last week and binged all the extra content over these past few days and now my life is back to having no meaning.

Ez

The largest seating capacity venue I’m aware of (at least as far as sports) is the Indianapolis Motor Speedway with a record attendance of 350,000. So if you ever go to the Indy 500 you should be able to visualize that next major milestone.

Ez

Just getting to this now but hilarious as per. 👍👏👏👏 Salutations from the sunny climes of 🇨🇦!👋

shawn m.

Agree, getting strong doesn't always equal looking yoked, but it's good to have a strong base to work from. Otherwise you end up like the Alfa C43; looks good but it's fucking useless.

Railwheezy

gonna politely disagree. Getting strong does not equal looking yoked. Recommend youtube channels: Natural Hypertrophy, Geoffrey Verity Schofield, Bald Omni-Man, Hersovyac

miketacobell

Is anybody subscribed to RPM welcome on reddit f1 pages?

Swetsenegger

@49:14 At the top of the pile of corpses is just the one, the only, Michael Masi throwing TeamLH and LH into a volcano

Commonly HMRC

Big up QOTSA sat by the ocean

Max Doe

Gotta love those challenging wanks!!

Yukl27

the hole my jaw made on the floor after the schumacher line, a doctoral dissertation should be made on you

Christopher Norris

“What is your favorite vegetable?”………”Michael Schumacher”…😅😅

Jeffrey Rankine

fuck sky sports found rpm sports

Lisandro Carranza

"I fingered a bird in Wilkos"

Sam Sulek

What's the metal riff you use at the end of your videos? That shit slaps.

Justin McIsaac

The Anne Frank line absolutely killed me

BlazingGandalf

"Get is schedule like the nazis did" is such a hilarious line

BlazingGandalf

Real tip for learning correct lifting movements - search for "movement name CrossFit". Lots of videos without bullshit, straight to the point

Michael Kislansky

Bloody CUNT

Dawson Patrick

Anyone got anymore of that NERVE?

Brett

Hurry up pod pig piss pants

Satan's Avocado

I think you should do this mini lazy youtube thing like now with the nazi actor. Its fun. Maybe two items from your rant giving yourself some space for a video. GET A SCHEDULE like the nazis did. If you feel you have a block ask for input. Just let us trigger your senses with our idiotic responses.

Holelander

The YouTube crap is exactly why I'm here, worth every penny to watch your video uncensored

Steven Payne

Do not go to sky sports I beg you

Safety car

That little 1% chance of an intern pursuading their boss to invite you on I feel has been lost..worth it.

HeavyHanded

Fangio was from Argentina, which, I believe is still in South America.

Kerry Loutas

Of course, the goat had to be a queens of the stone age fan

X

I'm a truck driver with many empty hours on the road, just binged all 14 episodes in two working days. Probably not healthy, probably is. Epic pod.

Harry Cassie

That was probably your best podcast to date

David DelPico

Holy fuck... the P1 podcast host slander... so fucking accurate without being mean.

Big Baz

Check out James Grage for workouts, he was pushing his resistence bands but pretty straight to the point for training tips.

Mememan

what a banger

Heaven Iwnl

Have the Spy Ops 9/11 episode from Netflix on and your laugh was right as the second plane struck

Jake S

One of your best ever! THANK YOU! Also, don't be a sellout and go to Sky. Please! I know you won't, but still.. Thought I'd reiterate

axman1000

Options available to Nazi scientists after ww2: 1. Argentina to keep the Nazi way of life alive 2. USA to work on the space program 3. Join Red Bull on a new & different quest for world (championship) domination

Allen P

RIP Tommo and shout out to his bar of soap.

Erik Fox

Marko’s F1 career 0 Wins, 0 Fastest Laps, 0 Podiums, 0 Points, Best result :8th Pretty sure Senna, Piquet, Fangio, and Fittipaldi were more focused

ritchie

Internet Sensation

Friendly Dragon

Release the nerve weekly or we will send you on the Ocean Gate trip

Alejandro Peramas

as if you didn’t say it 🤦‍♂️

Cooper

happy 22nd to king latifis hot air ballon ride

Cooper

RPM is gonna go on the sky f1 podcast only to have pual di satan as the host

Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome

thank you

Eithacos W

You have a voice like a nightingale.

Jennga, a Shagger

As a dentist, I am rooting for you to build up “the nerve” to ask the girl of your fantasies out. See how I did that?

Umar Haque

It's only been a day and I'm already sat with a gerry can of petrol staring at a map of Sheffield

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

Damn the one year anniversary of the queens death.. and also the anniversary of 9/11.. Had Osama Bin Russell actually something to do with that? US government seems to cover something up..

Sancho Roja

you’re going to hell

Snail Chaser

This is the best one so far. An absolute banger of an episode.

IVO

We have been blessed.

Lawrence Stroll

favorite vegetable michael schumacher made me laugh so hard

Eithacos W

"what's your favorite vegetable?" LMAO savage answer

planetos

I hate Ocean of People

PHLATearth

Exactly !🤣👍

PHLATearth

I'm flying home on Thursday. And have 4 appointments booked in with my dentist. Imagine my teeth for a second 🤣

PHLATearth

Thanks for your message. It made my week

PHLATearth

All cgi

Mees Remmers

There were No Planes

PHLATearth

He's on the CIA's elimination list now. For sure !🤣

PHLATearth

He ain't jeeew enough

PHLATearth

If I were you I would Charge the Commonwealth's Pigs for $7.50/month R U with me?

PHLATearth

Imagine for a second! 300.000 subscribers with a Mohawk Haircut turning up at the 2024 British GP

PHLATearth

These are PHAT BAAARZZZ ! Say No More !!!

PHLATearth

Where was Latifi 22 years ago today? WE. WANT. AN. ENQUIRY.

Chris

On more serious note with Peterson. I think it's interesting how he got associated with toxic masculinity by the same people that are making fun of him for crying as a man (with depression).

Furashu

Listened while cooking. People in my dorm want to know what's so funny about chicken quesadilla that I have to laugh like a lunatic in public ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tobi H.

Thanks for the dentist lady update mate, really hope this works out

Côte de porc

My holiday just intensified 🥳

Nathalie

If googling "Was Helmut Marko part of Operation Paperclip" doesn't get you put on a list, IDK what will.....

Foley's Wedding Planner

"Helmut...what are you doing...that's not even in the script"

Foley's Wedding Planner

"Ask Anne Frank"

Foley's Wedding Planner

"And then I realized...the reason why I haven't been invited....is because of my....words....and actions...."

Foley's Wedding Planner

"its a bit of a challenge wank"

Foley's Wedding Planner

(hot air balloon intensifies)

Snail Chaser

exactly

Snail Chaser

RIP ballon

Snail Chaser

LUV U 2 xx

Snail Chaser

bloody hell

Snail Chaser

🧼

Snail Chaser

Fucking Tommo

Mehall

I'm listening at work and had to full stop at the Helmut/Hans bit to clear my tears from belly laughing so hard at my desk. Holy shit.

Craig Hunter

Less than 8 minutes in. You are the only person I pay on Patreon. You could quadruple your fee and I’d still pay. Your content is fucking priceless. You are the most genuine commentator, please just keep doing what you’re doing!

TinkerTaylorSoldierSpeed

So the Indianapolis motor speedway can hold about 350,000 people. Picture that next time you hold your microphone.

Jared C.

Listening to this masterpiece while playing F123, what a great combo

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

The best one yet. Absolutely love it

ChiNA

i fuckin lost my shit at “Hweight”

Cooper

In terms of collaboration with a podcast… what about dirty air? I feel like it’s a match made in heaven

stuartbtw

Happy 22 year anniversary to king latifi and his hot air balloon

OsamaBinstappen

Research derived journalism intensifies

Prefect Racing

How could 9/11 have been an inside job if the planes came from the outside??

Mees Remmers

At this point, I don't care anymore. I want Max to win a full season, 100% of all races, just for the heck of it. Let's just make F1 a 19 car championship, 1st place is reserved for Max, the rest can race like in a normal championship and we all just ignore Max, while he cruises to victory week after week. 1st place in F1 becomes a myth, no one mentions it anymore, we black it out on the podium, commentators only comment on places 2-20, camera only pays attention to 2-20. I think we have a solution here.

Kelly

it's september 11th...

Amir Vafaei

Please dont change because of some 1984 fear mongering censoring tranny tyrants on reddit. Please dont ever stop calling people fat trannies. Please. Evil thrives when good men do nothing.

Stark Botha

Oh yes - it is so much more fun to make a reformed Nazi doctor out of Dr. Helumt Marko. But as I trust into your investigative journalism for sure you knew that he is Dr. jur. as he studied law not medicine. But for the entertainment you just couldn’t resist

Alexandros Giannikos

I like the nerve

Eddy Jenkins

Re getting yoked - https://stronglifts.com/

Railwheezy

Athlean x is imo the best fitness youtube channel, should definitely check it out.

Rian Lenjik

Under the banner of unsollicited advice, don't watch online videos to learn training techniques. Even ignoring all the dumb red-pill stuff, the advice is usually poor and there's nobody to check your form. If you really want to get yoked, which would be cool to see, go to a physiotherapist or a personal trainer for a few weeks to learn proper form and technique or you'll destroy (mostly) your back. You don't have to permanently have somebody there, but especially at the start it's really important to learn things like this properly. Good luck and please post progress updates :)

Lange Man

Regarding getting yolked - > AthleanX on YT

Mtothearc

Oh man, your favorite vegetable. So bad! I love it. I do wish my question was answered: is fent a secret cia collaboration with osama bin Russell to keep the poor white people in the US down the way crack was with the blacks?!

Allen P

Mate, u completely missed a key area in SS Marko’s apology!!! He instead doubled down on his statement and said “It wasn’t meant that way. I meant that a Mexican has a different mentality than a German or a Dutchman. But who knows, maybe it’s controlled.”

JG

Is that the only watch list you are on?

francis reddyhoff

300k is basically max capacity of Indianapolis Speedway lmao

Hunter Biden

i like your funny words magic man

Frisk

Tommo use to be decent but then it got to the point when they started to team up with other so call F1 YouTubers but the most of them suck. I personally come here for the “Alex Jones” version of F1 and I watch The Race for tech info but I wouldn’t pay the race extra if they offer this platform

TMR

the favorite vegetable... jesus christ...

Evinak

Actually, you missed an opportunity there not posting this tomorrow on 9/11….

Limp Mohawk

Holy fucking Christ, what’s your favorite vegetable….. bro, chill!

Limp Mohawk

Your recent country breakdown is better than anything they do

Drew

No one makes me laugh harder than this guy

Jay Kay

I can’t help but hope the dental assistant is following you on Patreon!

Black_Thunder

Great opening lyrics... As deep a cut as I've ever heard before

Jamer

Nothing but pure facts in this one

Eric Schmitz

Rob Myers is a proper lunatic. Life must be hell when you're so bitter.

Martin Hoski

Tomo is an idiot that started watching f1 with dts… Fuck that shit! He is terrible! Less than ever OG… if you know wheeel, you see through the bullshit🫨

Superferrariman

helmut has recently spoke of a new addition to the rb driver academy, a camp for drivers to concentrate on races

Michael Massi

The title is LIT AF. Love it.

LemUhu

Sky F1 Podcast w/special guest RPM, hosted by Paul DiResta is what the people want

Anthony Polombo

Knowing your luck, you'd get invited onto the F1 podcast, only for them to stick you with Paul Di Resta aka actually Satan.

Zipa

Holy hell your YouTube followers are three times larger than the British Army!

Brian G

Tbh I’ve been on YouTube for so long that even though I haven’t verified my age it thinks I’m 18 so ain’t giving my fanny to the new fatty ceo

Michael

Mr Mohawk please give me advice on this! My dad is an avid poois pamilton shagger, and is a believer in the conspiracy theories surrounding the 2021 Abu Dhabi homicidal massacre. Is there hope or any other solution than death by lethal injection for him?

Frank Kummel

Where can I request RPM on F1 podcast opposite Paul Diresta?

Oneill

RPM just out here telling the world the truths we all need to hear!

Clinton Bishop

Mate all formula dank talk about is you...

Hannah Nash

Shumi is my fav vegetable as well

syrok

If you didnt sit through the 30 seconds of silence at the end then did you even listen to the pod?

Guido

Stop being a wuss. Go ask the dental assistant out!

HaasSymp

Let’s goooooo new pod

Samuel Austin

You gotta be Jewish to be invited.

PHLATearth

I died and came back cos u uploaded this

Spastic 81

Gang Gang

Kastengruberricharda

Daddy’s back

King Headass

Sky Sports F1 haven't invited me on yet!

Peter Brook

Fucking took you long enough mate

Crewneck Lewis

Yesssss new podcast

Chelsea

You should also post on RUMBLE, not the nerve podcast, those peasants don’t deserve it but for your regular YouTube videos.

Zander Roth

Fucking finally lads

William McDonald

HE BAKK

David Urbánek

9/11 No Planes

PHLATearth

I love horses best of all the animals, I love horses they’re my friends

Qas

Yesss once again my life has meaning

Stephanos Mosfiliotis

Saw there was a terrorist escaping jail so had a feeling you were going to upload some content soon enough.

Jon Clark

Wooooooo thank you daddy

Ellie

needed this

Maddie Buley

THANK FUCK

Maddie Buley

Mommy wake up Lord Mohawk has posted

Carbon117

definitely the most schizophrenic title yet

Ya Boi Rip

THE LORD HAS GRACED US WITH HIS HOLY WORDS AGAIN

Côte de porc

FUCK YES Lets do this

Travis Ricci

The nerve to release this on a Sunday!!!

Remadas

10/10 episode (haven’t listened yet)

Adam

Daddy has delivered

Eli Turner

Time to hit a nerve

Fergit

Noice

Dankiest Mist


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