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Q&A time...

I just finished arseing about with the YT re upload and its already fucking Wednesday. so pls get ur pErfEcTLy rEsONabLe questions in now for the next nerve transmission.


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https://youtu.be/t2J5A-KjFv8?si=e_a4g7XMKacoGCo8

MPKilroy

Since you like Layne Staley and AinC, ever listen to Mad Season?

MPKilroy

Lots of medications have good side effects

Riley Byng

Vettel or El Plan

Justin

who’s better, slash or buckethead?

Osama bin russell

Thoughts on the spastic attention seeking with a fake ear injury

Ethan Law

What are your genuine opinions on Horner and Wolff? Which one would you rather; a) work for b) go for a pint with c) watch f1 with

Tom Russon

Max Verstappen with a 14 inch cock would break the sport

lucas Heazlewood

what is your opinion on massa sueing lh and Schumacher?

Isla-Kate

What's your opinion on Dan Ticktum? super quick guy, but with a dodgy PR history, not to mention his "fuck everyone and fuck everything" tantrums.... a raw and pure racer at heart. Isn't he the kind of modern James Hunt that you crave and wish to be in F1?

Simbamis

Honest question: have you been recognized out in public? If so, did you unload on them in true RPM form or treat them nicely? I would root for the former. Stay in character! Actually, this brings up another question: is what we see and hear the real “you” or your beloved, quirky, triggered alt-reality aka Rocket Powered Mohawk?

Umar Haque

Or Latifi Or Mazepig

Umar Haque

Have you ever noticed that the side effects from medications are NEVER good? How the fuck is that possible?

J. David Palermo

would you rather get in a car with nicholas latifi or hang out with jos Verstappen after hes had a few too many stella's.

Mike

Pundits included.

David Mullins

If Capcom created 'Dirty F1 Shennigans Street Fighter II', what would the characters' Special Moves be?

David Mullins

What will teamLH do if lewis looses another WDC because of felipe massa

Pintz

If you could have a drink with any driver who would it be?

Mack

Have you seen the f1 POVs on tiktok yet and if not, you need to (for science)

heretheyare

MIX. IT. FASTER. Even Paul di Resta would’ve had something out by now

Crewneck Lewis

Is teamLH a religious cult?

Massive Innuendo

Do you still identify as a strong independent Asian woman?

Thijs de Bie

Why have the national archive not published a comprehensive index of all Rocket Powered Mohawk content? I have severe brain damage and I suspect I am not the only Mohawk Sympathizer with impaired cognitive function. How can we be expected to remember which video had the Lil Rocket Rap? Or which one demonstrated the inverse relationship between Italians and Ferrari success with advanced statistics? Or was it advanced sarcasm? See? I can't even remember. The government have to do something about this. It's a matter of public safety.

Anthony Lathrop

IM MIXING IT RIGHT NOW

Snail Chaser

Not a question, just a song from my favorite Aussie band that seems to sum you up: "I think I might need an intervention": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTQ3luCW-_c

Paul

lack of content = bungalow fire

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

Aladeen

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

*Chinese F4

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

at the moment i believe that mexican fans are more stupid and insane than #TeamLH

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

Here a reasonable question… where’s our weekly podcast???

Frankie Ahearn

Who would you rather do a line with? Lance Stroll or Paul Di Resta?

miguelR2

You should do a live feed commentary on a F1 race this season

Brian G

Where’s the NERVE?

LemUhu

the view from the 6th floor is known to blow minds

Michael Massi

What are your 3 biggest fears?

Superferrariman

#IStandWithOldManMarko #ChecoWASHED #MexicanMinistryOfDisgrace

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

Fuck Marry Kill Lance Stroll Paul Di Resta Nicholas Latifi

Dracula

Just a thought but who thinks Vettel should come back to redbull and then we have 2 of the great white hopes in one team! Lol

TMR

blax verstappen

Kyle Lanham

How much for you to do the pit walk with Martin?

Burger

What dictator would make the best team principal

Thomas Lichy

Why is food so fucking expensive on Amazon?

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Is Ferrari trying to sabotage itself, or just give all its fans heart attacks (plot to kill all the Italians?), need some investigative journalism, nobody could be that incompetent

Rabbit

almost 20 days since the last weekly podcast, how do u even sleep at night, mate? better not be simping for the dentist's assistant....

Evinak

Here is my question: where is the bloody weekly podcast

S1l3ntP41n

Do you believe that you can make it to 1 Million subscribers on YT before you get banned?

PHLATearth

I CAN'T Breathe!!

PHLATearth

At least you didn't have to meet the LEGBRACE LADY

PHLATearth

Because you cannot question the Moonlandings, 9/11 and the Globe itself in Mainstream Media otherwise Flat Earth would be to obvious to the masses

PHLATearth

V. Iktor Orban the Fifth

PHLATearth

The poll is not playing. Where is the video?

PHLATearth

Crashgate 2.0

Sean Cameron

Who is the most shaggable DICKtator?

David Robson

Michael Masi was recently spotted at the Texas School Book Depository.

Pang

your opinion on the new spray guards?

Trike PJ

Real question is how can Matt from P1 who has an obvious obsession with Charles and Ricardo be allow in the same room as them. But you, the powered Mohawk, who has almost as many subscribers as them are not given access the the Pumpernickel himself???

Limp Mohawk

thoughts on the current AT situation?

Monika

Gettin fukin hench update?

Charlie

technically the nurse.

Amir Vafaei

What do you know about pizza and hotdog-gate? And how does Mitchell Obama’s cock fit into all this?

Joseph

Will Fernando Sigmalonso win in Singapore? Maybe the Dutch combine forces with the regime and take each other out of contention for the race.

Mikkelsen

Will red bull take back Alex Albon if he assaults the country of Mexico and gets second place in a Williams?

Thomas

Will see more from lil rocket?

Callum Tart

Just post a picture of you wearing two Coonskin hats, one on your head and the other on your erect penis. Have a picture of Margaret Thatcher in the background and surround yourself with Bird seed. Send them that photo with zero context and EXPLAIN NOTHING! Should be good to go from there! This is what made Kamala Harris Vice President so if this doesn't work then only Big Mike can help from there.

Balljoint

I caused an meltdown event on instagram between team LH and the Verstappen shaggers, what do I do know? Its still pretty small but I think it will escalate

Lil Andrew

Where is the episode man? My weekly therapy is late

The horndogs tip

Well Lewis is half white anyway. He's not black, he's more of a latté. LOL

Hatchet Horner

What the hello is going on in coments section on RedBull's Page on FB. #HelmutRacist is a new #vaxkills or what? I sometimes think that Mexican fans are no less crazy than #TeamLH

Wojciech Jaguś

Please uncover the tangled web of relationships and conspiracy that Redbull are pointy white hat people. Evidence thus far is as follows: - Max’s relationship with the Piqeut family…need I say more - Piquet Jr destroying the dreams of a “South American” - Does anyone actually know what Helmut was up to during WW2 - Geri Halliwell only wears white

JG

sexiest f1 car ever

Sergio Pérez Gutierrez

I'm a Ferrari fan, we do not have feelings anymore besides apathy. Even when they slap 4 different tires on Leclercs car while Verstappen is already in the cooldown room I don't feel jealousy.

FLSP

based

Zxphxr

https://youtu.be/yL8U01IH7KI?si=rlVnVI4fbGtk6xKb very entertaining youtube video. Promise it’s not a virus luv u x

Lucas Asbury Welfare

when is the next rap?

ssz

My dad took his son in law to Monza. Both of them are Verstappen shagge®z. They know I'm an F1 fan, but not a Max fan. Should I be mad, or happy that I don't have to stand next to them while they have orange face paint on and say stupid things about F1.

FLSP

How's getting yolked? AKA what are you benching?

Sam Sulek

Give us a crash gate Christmas story or I’ll put my non binary genitals through the letter box!

Brenton Sword

What happened?

Alexandr Nita

Is Tsunoda a time traveler? He came from the future to DNS in Monza just to "chew" out 2 more laps from the race so Max could win when he had some issues in the final laps...

Alexandr Nita

When is the Lance Stroll diss track getting released?

William James

Update on the cripple from Monaco GP?

Adam

Is fentanyl a secret cia plot to suppress poor/middle class white people like crack was with black people?!

Allen P

Perez to McLaren confirmed

Masi Forever 21

Why everyone keeps pretending that Max Verstappen hasn't married Nelson Piquet in disguise?

Nuno Miguel Esteves

The german mustache man orrrrr paul di resta

Costiaan van betuw

Do you know Forsen? forsenE

Zulugwa

Are you still shunned by all f1 YT ?

George Higgs

Roundabout by Yes. Nothing can top it. Ever.

Pual

I'd like to bet that the first three are Alonso, then Drugovich, and then Hawkins.

MistaPutz

What's the best bassline of all time, and why is it Kyuss - Space Cadet

Oliver

All because of the ballot that stupid woman made up to confuse the old people of Florida

Little sushi 🍣

Yes

Logan Hess

Is Sainz really just proving that Charles is overrated by most media?

Reggie from Nintendo

If you like your sanity, do not check out the charles leclerc fan girls on Twitter. But since I don’t have any, I’d recommend checking it out

Reggie from Nintendo

In the US presidential election of 2000, Gore actually won said election against G.W. Bush. On the recount in Florida, they noticed that Gore really won the state, which would have given him more Electoral Votes than Bush, making him the president. However, Florida didn't accept the recount, and while I'm not conspiratorially minded, I wouldn't be surprised if Florida's governor, Jeb! Bush, G.W. Bush's brother, had something to do with that. When Gore took it to the Supreme Court, a judicial coup occured, as said court decided to not accept the recount without giving an adequate reasoning. Unfortunately, the borderline retarded braincell-assassins the US pretends is news media (except the outlets who found this out in the first place) have the attention span of a goldfish and forgot to report on it. This is the corresponding research paper: Frank, A. G. (2003). Coup d’etat in Washington: Silent Surrender in America and the World. Economic and Political Weekly, 38(32), 3356–3359. I have no question, I'm just saying what needs to be said. Also, because I know when the Q&A will drop, Happy 9/11!

The only good thing about being a Ferrari fan is not being a Mercedes fan

You have a single use time machine, you can only go back once to stop an atrocity. Do you stop 9/11 or Abu Dhabi 2021.

Derek de Popcorn

Who is the most sigma chad. Abu Dhabi Michael Masi or Fernando Chadalonso?

Martim Pereira

What is your favourite f1 driver and why is it Maldonado?

Sergiu Bulcu

What are your personal top 5 worst F1 Drivers of all time

Mitchell Edmonds

If you had to have any driver or team principal do your arse in who are you picking

Rocket powered cancer patient

Would you ever go on the P1 Podcast with Matt "the forehead" Gallagher?

Jamie Hannon

Who do you think wears the tightest pants? And also who will win next year championship

Szymon Paczkowski

How long until Helmuts next racist remark

Ole Henrik Bach

Get to to bottom of Vasseur's history. Any dirt or corpses there to dig up?

Rasmus de Jong

Do you want to come to silverstone and have a pint wirh myself and a few mates? (we all watch you and live locally to the track)

Liam

Like 16clec (who is a total asshole btw) what alien tech is redbull using in combination with max to get such advantage over the rest

HottoDoggu

What would u think about a new tire war ? Between (for example) Pirelli and Bridgestone, would it be more entertaining for the sport?

Mattia Binotto Gaza

How hard is it to maintain that hobo style mohawk?

Baly

on a scale from my granny to Adolf Hitler how racist is Helmut Marco

Luki

How would you fix the Alpine and what’d be your Masterpaln™️

Hunter Biden

What equipment are the government's pigeons equiped with in the UK?

SaybroWT

Blax Verstappen

KingCode

Show a picture of yourself with normal hair

Lil, bŕo

Is Felipe Massa the one true king of 2008?

Drew

Do you think the Steve Irwin stingray was actually innocent?

Jayy Succ

How much blood is too much blood?

Jayy Succ

Why does it burn when i pee?

Jayy Succ

If you interviewed Paul di Resta, what would you ask him? And would you express how you feel about the 2012 GP finale? 😏

7TimeWorldChampionofmyArse

Now that king latiffi is gone who is the real crash king of the grid?

Hamas di Resta

Do you think Alex Albon should stay at Williams and take that team to winning again?

TMR

Which of the drivers would you kiss on the lips?

Lucas Tews

This is a reasonable question. Thank you dear Limp!

Amir Vafaei

Obviously because of Drive to Survive!

Amir Vafaei

Do you think it should be illegal to become your Patreon member, when one has not fully "studied" your content on YT? I think its discussing! Some nubes here make me sick!

Amir Vafaei

Daddy has already suggestioned a North Korea GP. He even offered a wise design for the track!! Go watch his "F1 and Russian invasion" video, it's on YT.

Amir Vafaei

In the inevitable scenario of a zombie apocalypse caused by the brain rot of teamLH and the verstappen shaggers, which 2 of the lunatics on the f1 grid (or outside of it) would you choose to fight alongside you?

Trimmershave

He IS a Ferrari fan, watch his "old" videos!

Amir Vafaei

Also, this is the only Patreon I’ve ever paid for and it’s worth every penny. ReAl JoUrNaliZm

Oscar Villalobos

What’s something about F1 that keeps you up at night now that Paul DiResta is no more and why is it the comments from Totto about Max’s record?

Oscar Villalobos

Are you a Ferrari fan or just enjoying the sport?

DumbBaka

How much in line to the Alpha Tauri seat are you?

Rhydian Jones

How is Farming Simulator treating you? You get to play it often this year?

porkchop

Can you make a tier list of the current Aston Martin lineup?

Zin Perrott

you’re locked in a room with 3 f1 drivers of your choosing and to get out you have to beat a tag team of Paul Di Resta, Vitch Tits, Nelson Piquet and Osama Bin Russell, what drivers do you pick to help you and do you end up winning?

Kaz Amamiya

would you be against max red bull winning every race of the season?

moondust32

Do you think F1 would be better if Flavio Briatore was never kicked out?

IML337

Your dad is in an inch inside your ass and your an inch inside your mum, which way you going to get out? Can only go forwards or backwards

The horndogs tip

Would Charles Leclerc win Eurovision? He’s going to enter for Monaco?

Any milk is fine

If we all chipped in 3,000,000 how many islands are you going to buy?

King Headass

Should Nico Rosberg be locked up by the FIA for his unstoppable ability to ruin a race with a single selfie

Danya

Do you love me?

Colt Alabama

When are you going to do a face reveal?

Brett Cayer

could F1 not make the sprint race also a spec race? I think it'd be fun

DeVine

Should Will Buxton be able to give a black eye to every oblivious bloke who starts to walk into the frame in his post-race interviews?

MartyVanderplot

Like he knows what grass is

Ondřej Brož

What is it like being an Oracle?

vertex_spec

Yes and yes

Ondřej Brož

Is Helmut Marko on Epstein’s island?

Nick Burek

I mean his name is Krack so....

Ondřej Brož

Talk about Helmut Marko latest reasonably calm statement on checo

Harry Sargeant III 🛢️⛽️🇺🇸

Why is Max Verstappen my sleep paralysis demon?

Graham Raincock

I'm sure you have thoughts on all things Toto Wolff, who won't shut his mouth for the past week before going under the knife for a knee surgery before the Japanese GP for fuck's sake

MartinSince94

Can we talk about how the tyre allocation changes are a psyop

Tristan Ries

When will you publish the Paul di Resta fanfic you’ve been secretly drawing at night?

Viktor tehShikari

Where will King Otmar end up?

Richie

What's the hardest you've ever been during an F1 race (as in, which race)?

Athinira

Have you ever heard of Wikipedia?

MartinSince94

When do u think we’re in for a financial recession??? I’m gonna bet all my saving on what ever you say

Christian Horner

When we starting moto gp as f1 is deaf?

Abdou Allam

When the fuck are you releasing your fucking rap album? It has been months already you kept us waiting you pig.

Alejandro Peramas

Who is the most overrated driver?

Jingold

What would you prefer return to f1; - refueling, v10s or Nicolas Latifi?

Brenton Sword

Have you ever seen a baby pigeon?……

Tommy

Do you think if channel 4 covered live F1 it would be better than sky sports F1s coverage

Joe Askew

Who has committed more international terrorism, Osama Bin Russell, Max Verstrapon, or the 🐐 himself Pastor Maldonado

Jack Gunn

When are you kicking off your live F1 commentary segments?

NOT Podge

Who replaces Perez? Riccardo? Or the “racist affiliated” one?! Because if Riccardo does that would be very ironic. Almost like he shouldn’t have left in the first place

BMac37

Can we have some commentary on Mike Kracks interview where he claimed that Lance is "just the same as Fernando" and how "there is no reason why [his results] should not be the same.". ... there needs to be an investigation into what drugs he is on to come to that conclusion.

Nester

He's a black stupid cunt i can say that, and i am white. If you can, i can.

jeroen

Do you jerk it more frequently to Stroll or Latiti?

Daniel

Can we get an update on the dentist girl?

Radezmaj95

What is needed, beside of a lot of drugs, to have Hamilton win the WDC? I want all the possibilities.))

Karst Broekhuisen

When will lewis midfieldmilton finally retire so we can see max go end his career at the washed Mercedes team?

Felix Pellerin

What do you think Lawrence stroll will do when he finally fires his son? Like how does that conversation go

Clarkey69

What happened to you and the dental assistant or whatever the fuck she was? Has she met your pumpernickel yet?

Krcnq

Should we ban Verstappen From f1 cuz boring as fuck

Paul Panzer

Why are all these cunts asking you questions? x

Enginseer Pete

Wednesday or United?

NotAFed69

I’m looking for partners in starting a cross country psychedelic mushroom smuggling operation in the EU. Hit me up if you’re interested.

Aris Tsotakos

How can North Korea stop Max and save F1?

Ernie

What is your favorite beverage? I need to stock up ahead of the USGP in Austin TX. The Nerve is coming to the states!! 🇺🇸🦅🍻

Gavin F

Do you think Zack Brown and Alex Jones are related? They both have a similar build and kind of sound the same

Unemployed Weeb

Is Helmut a mad racist after his comment on checo? Or is the wokerati at it again?

Sean Caldwell

Depends if the bullet is strong enough to go through Paul’s gigantic head.

🇳🇴Spaztic Viking🇳🇴

I think the devil himself would be good for it. There's a good chance he won't survive it.

Horseman

what are your thoughts of a Sheffield Grand Prix, with the main straight on the A1

Cooper

do you think max will grow another finger to celebrate 11 wins in singapore

Cooper

Do you know about r/formuladank?

MartinSince94

You can kill several people with one bullet. They need to stand in a row for it.

Horseman

everybody knows that a Grand Prix in Northkorea will be great

Horseman

I have 2 questions actually the first one will Red Bull win all remaining races this year? And the second one do you think a North Korean Grand Prix (with lil Kimmy in the paddock) will be a good thing for the sport?

Ruben Kleine

What would happen if Nico Rosberg makes a selfie in front of your house?

TimmE98

The hitler mustache is basically 80 years old now, I think the time is right for it to make a comeback

John Garvey

Not a question but you should get a mustache

Ingo van de Runstraat

If you and current F1 driver had to hunt Paul Diresta for sport on a deserted island who would you pick?

kyle hamilton

Being the sex pest that you are, please rate the F1 drivers girlfriends out of 10

Moore.or.less

Would you prefer Latifi flying a hot air balloon over your house or Stroll driving down your driveway?

bunger

He's a black stupid cunt I can say that because I'm black. We Will rise the regime

Harvey Price

Would you consider yourself Fat or Obese?

True Quark

What's the difference between a duck?

Ben Burton

Lewis or max, who is the better driver?

ender blau

when are you going to call a priest for an exorcism?

TimmE98

Can we get a RPM review of the famous and satanic fueled Corsa? #FIAisWhiteSupremacists

Jeppe Prinds

Would you pump an 80 year old woman to bring about a Ferrari world championship?

JamesSlipCordon

What's your mohawk care routine?

K

Should I say no homo before violently destroying my arsehole to pictures of baby Bottas in a skimpy nazi costume? or does it go without saying?

_bpd

Shout-out to fentanyls family

Chris

What do you think would happen to #TeamLH if Massa gets the 2008 championship? I think the world would come to a full stop.

João da Silva

Tell me more about farming

IVO

We need something on this Ferrari honor shit

Camille Wood

How long is it before steiner gets taken behind the ferrari garage and shot

Jagel

Why are you so funny?

Jens van der Veen

two cocks or four hands?

L. Strulovitch

Is Great Britain real and why was Winston Churchill not granted the rank of of a mass-murderer?

Horseman

If he hasn’t we should do a go fund me to make that happen.

Jennga, a Shagger

Will Latifi replace Vichtits for 2024?

Emilio Pereyra

What’s the name of the dog from the “bye bye kimmy” video?

Julian Lee

A white Hamilton would solve most of Team LH mental problems tbf (not in a Michael Jackson way, I mean if he supposedly was born as a white priviliged man)

Niccolò Burchi

Why did you start watching F1?

Niccolò Burchi

This is gold

Ondřej Brož

given the opportunity to kick Paul DiResta off any tower you wish. Which gun would you use

Cally Gottlieb

Whats your opinion on the rail strikes?

Guido

Truee how is it going with the female

Ondřej Brož

In you’re opinion what has been more enjoyable for you to watch, the redbull domination or the regime’s domination

Harry

IS MAX ON STEROIDS?!💀

Hix

Is hamburger a sandwich?

Ondřej Brož

When will “the nerve” podcast actually become a weekly thing? FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE. I AM CALM

Washedmilton gets no clunge

Obviously He’d shoot THE DEVIL HIMSELF twice

Washedmilton gets no clunge

Is a pedo stache a perfectly reasonable reason to consider yourself better than others?

Bram Lutters

Would you rather: go on a cross country car ride with Lance Stroll, no aux cord and the AC is shit OR a spaghetti dinner with Paul diResta and you pay AND pick him up?

Leo Costa

Will Haas ever be a contender? Will my man Hulk ever get a chance at a podium?

HaasSymp

lol

Zander Roth

Seeing how the Chinese have now invaded YouTube and started targeting you as an Asian female, much like the one child policy, how do you plan to save yourself!

Limp Mohawk

Idk man. I would be scared to leave my dead body in a elevator with the devil himself. Who knows what he would do

🇳🇴Spaztic Viking🇳🇴

Any chance you’d let us regular Knobs tryout to help write race reaction videos?

Charlie

Do you consider #teamLH as a gift from God for infinite content?

NP

Himself, twice.

NP

Do you think perez will quit before he's pushed out?

Jared C.

If you were stuck in a elevator with Nicolas Latifi, Lance stroll and Paul the grand prix killer di resta, and you had a gun with two bullets. Who would you shoot.

🇳🇴Spaztic Viking🇳🇴

Which team do you actually want to see win a world championship title?

Alexander Gloag

In a hunger games style event which included all current drivers, team principals, F1 reporters and jOuRnALiStS, who would be favoured to win, and also what track and surrounding area would it be held in?

Adam

True or false… Formula 1 with chimps for drivers would be entertaining.

Alexander Gloag

Do you think Hamilton will retire in 2025?

Alexander Gloag

Do you think Felipe Drugovic will perform decent if vitch tits resigns and he gets the seat?

ChemoCharlie

Would you want a Wikipedia page? I suppose it doesn’t matter since nobody reads that anyway. (Salty pumpernickel = best pumpernickel)

Tim

How many P2s in the WDC will Charles get with Ferrari?

Zacahorse

If you’d ever learn a foreign language, which one would you pick and why?

Nathalie

having nothing to do with formula 1, discuss the train track problem, the one where if u flip the hatch u kill 1 person but if u dont flip the hatch u kill 5 and explain it REASONABLY

Teodor Kazakov

I don't understand the vote since Pewis is already half white.

MPKilroy

If you was two inches in your mum and your dad was two inches in you, which way are you going to get out of the situation

Harry

Ever heard Mad Season? If not, start with River of Deceit or I don't know anything.

MPKilroy

You can only pick 1: Prontoast Or Slagging off Slagging off Lance Stroll

Samuel Lancellotti

Do you think Perez will get Logans seat at Williams?

John Cameron

how do you feel when someone uses your government name?

Paying $3.50 For 1 Pod a Month

What's your opinion of Londoners?

Jer67

How do you like your toast?

Matt Gorner

Bringing back correctly colour coded tires cuz which spaz can’t understand the difference between 7 colours

lewis isaacs

You just won the GP of your dreams; where do you go to sling dick in celebration?

Mike Rangel

If you were to eliminate one crazy fanbase which would you choose? Team LH or the Verstappen shaggers?

Bernardo Frazao

Why is Kimi still on the wall of the nerve centre in the latest video? Wasn't he replaced by Georgie boy?

Zuluwoffle

How much money would you take to fight Jos Verstappen in a street fight?

HazzaT83

Which driver would you consider to be the Goat? (And why is it OBVIOUSLY Micheal Schumacher?)

They turn the freakin' frogs gay

Who would be the last one standing in a fight between sky f1 presenters and ch4 presenters?

Cornholio

Does Sargeant have a seat in 2024?

BadgerSlayer

Add in Pual and you have a great deathmatch

Nathan16

Should the FIA let teams spend unlimited amounts of cash to catch up to Redbull in an attempt to make it vaguely interesting again ? I.e scrap the cost cap ????

lewis isaacs

Do you ever try to spin your Weiner around really fast to try to take off like a Helicopter?

Balljoint

Why are you GE?

Alexander

In your opinion, what's more worthless, Wet Tyres or the Devil Himself?

Simon

If Max was in the same car as Lando, Charles, or Lewis, who do you think would be winning

Zakary Lattimer

Would you like to see the devil himself back in F1 just for the memes?

Nathan16

Who would you like to see in the AlphaTauri next year?

Niek Blomberg

What was your favourite era of F1?

cribbe

When gender reveal party?

Philipp

If you could bring back Michael massi as race director or make yourself race director which would you choose

Nicki

how can we get putin to invade Netherlands to stop Max from winning everything

Dany Furzov

Is a hotdog a sandwich? It is a filling between some bread. Thoughts?

TheMondays

How long until daddy demotes the window licker to pushing a broom around the paddock?

Grakenverb

What a poll: cringiest cringe vs O. J. Simpson

Wanjas

Did you find a new dentist?

TheCowFromNow

If Lando Norris is in the RB seat in 2024 or 2025 does he beat Max or challenge him for a title… if allowed by Helmut obviously.

Ryan Jones

What is your opinion on the ongoing investigation on Crashgate, which is led by Massa’s legal team?

Amin Osmanović

Now that Audi is entering F1 in 2026 when will Volkswagen enter and complete the Regime trifecta?

Tom Cappelletti

Carlos Sainz - Analysis

Pax Perstappen

Is Logan a worthy successor to the King Latifi?

arroz_de_tomate

If you bumped into Paul Di Resta in public, memes aside, what would you actually say to him or ask him?

Oli

How much money do I have to pay you to shave off the mowhak?

Pietersomething

If you could bring one back which one: v8 engines, lewis old hairline, latifi, the massive

Michael Massi

Is Ben Shapiro an alien?

Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome

when is the RPM Formula 1 racing team taking off?

Deamon from hell

When will there be a comparison of Nicolas Latifi with the true king, Maldonator AKA Pastor Maldonado?

Zapata

Would a Kitler dare not to pick up the phone for the Corpse?

Osama bin Latte

Would Nicholas Latifi have been the actual GOAT if he was a full-blooded Persian?

Cooper Kerplunk

If you could bring any person in the world to be Ferrari team principal, who would you pick.

Frisk

If you were to start a f1 team what would be the name and who would you have as a team boss?

Spike SharkYT

Nico Rosberg: discuss.

Angus Greene

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn’t wearing her seatbelt

CH

Do you believe that CultLH will ever recover from 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵

Paying $3.50 For 1 Pod a Month

Would you rather be cellmate with Jos Verstappen or Paul Di Resta?

Pontus

If RPM was a racing team, who'd you have as your driver's and principal

Alex Bell

Who would win in a 3 way naked caged death match between Lance Stroll, Nikita Mazepin and Pastor Maldanado?

adzmofo

Dream car to own?

SeymourVadge

How is Lance Stroll DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the Burning Man disaster?

MVRK

Would you rather be a verstappen shagger or be a part of team LH ? Also my offer to translate for Bernie Collins still stands.

Ryan-m334

3some with Vitch tits & Helmut Marko or kiss the devil himself Paul “my fuckin radio doesn’t work” di Resta?

Felix Deimler

Favourite Michael Schumacher moment? BEFORE THE ACCIDENT if possible please

Sam Sulek

Do you think Helmut Marko belongs in an elderly care home?

Richard Strocher

Who is the biggest cuck on the grid and why?

Angus McDongle

What are your thoughts on the recent drive changes and announcements such as pooist pamolton staying at mercedes and what would be your dream teams for the whole grid?

OTBoney

Do you think hemut Marko was a part of hitler youth

Bootstrap Bill

how do you and how often do you shave your head to preserve the mohawk

Ya Boi Rip

Danny Ric or Liam Lawson, who's first to fall in the red bull cuck machine?

Angus Crawley

In what ways is the American military industrial complex involved in Formula One?

Jabingus

Read my DM you slippery little bastard

Fernando Guimarey

Do you think we should be slowing the fastest cars on track with a Balance of Performance adjustment or should it be how F1 has always been in that one team can daddy dom every other team for years until they catch up?

TuX

Do you agree with Dr. Helmut Marko that Mexicans are inherently unfocused and that’s why Checo is bad?

Chris Allen

Rip leg brace lady and shout out to her family

raycho5

When Caleb finally tells Jeremy Clarkson to fix his own tractor, are you next in line to the throne? I feel you are could be the Clarkson heir apparent between the mutual love of motorsports and your love hate relationship with small farm animals.

Vin

Or who

Jacek Szczepaniak

Which would be your dream Grand Prix to go to?

The Freedom Tower

Lil'Kimmy intensifies

Osama bin Latte

Thoughts on an f1 team from Sheffield?

God

If we goin after yuki we gotta figure out where Nikita mazepins tank is too

Sam Miles

If each team was a genocide, which genocide would they be

Jim Keane

How disturbing is it that there is an army of psychopaths following your glorious teachings and somehow we all have a common interest in F1?

Ben K

should we ban DRS? Pit stop talked about it. Want your take…

George Hutchings

Good q

George Hutchings

Will you read the romance novel about Daniel Ricciardo? (Overtake My Heart)

raycho5

Blackstappen vs Whitemilton, sounds like fight between brands of tea

Faust Eldritch

Well I can’t say it’s Lawrence Strolivitch… but I also can’t say it isn’t.

MiddleAgeRage

Given how the cost cap has been implemented and how everyone follows the rules SOOOOO well, if you had the choice before it was introduced, would you still have liked to still have the cost cap? Or what would you change?

Jake Wood

Maybe we'd be faster if F1 made some changes. 1. ditch the 5-light system for a starting gun. 2. replace the podium champagne with Mountain Dew. 3.Play Def Leppard's 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' during the mountain dew ceremony. 4. make all the Canadians and Italians stay home. 5. make Yuki apologize for Pearl Harbor

SteelyEyedMissileDan

How much heroin does ur barber actually use??

toto wolff enthousiast

How much square meters could you stir if you attached a cultivator on Paul di Restas bum?

Soebe

Would you become vegan for a chance to be a world champion

Joe Hendry

If you got a F1 grid pass, would you talk to Martin Brundle if he approached you? What would you say to him?

Niall Kennedy

What happened to that chick from the doctors office + where’s the next podcast you muppet

King Headass

Have you seen the muffin man? I think he lives down Drury Lane… please confirm?

George Hutchings

When are you going to get out of that bath and do an alternative live GP commentary?

MemoryMan

Who does own the clouds? You are not getting that line of questioning on P1 Podcast, that's why separates this channel

Ben K

Which one is more disgusting miami gp or las vegas?

Sarajevo Joy ride

Is it OK that ToTo can overlook verstappens 10 wins in a row but would murder anyone if Lewis won 10 in a row and slammed him for it

KoRFletch

If by some magical miracle you got on the F1 grid in a F1 car on what lap would you crash into lewis or max to basically cause WW3 on twitter.....sorry I mean X

NoraWoodsy

Why do you keep saying you have a weekly podcast when you don't you knob

NOT Podge

and if AB21 gets mentioned one more time they should get a P45 in the post

Harry

White Lewis Hamilton because even Greta Thunberg deserves cock

Team El Haych

Can I vote Tartan Window Licker ?

S Barker

Who would play Jos Verstappen in a Hollywood reenactment of daddy Jos putting his whole fam through a dry wall?

Oliver Corfield

How Massa not becoming the 2008 WDC is actually Pual's fault?

Furashu

what got you into F1 in the first place?

Tazio

If Princess Diana was a formula 1 driver what team would she be in?

Toto Wolf's Snatch

If Red Bull were allowed to spend an unlimited amount of money and had 10 Adrian Neweys, how would the RB20 look like?

Thoastie

is it just me that thinks Sky Sports F1 have a favorite Team (with already know Ted slipped up)

Harry

Why are you so wonderful?

Jennga, a Shagger

Missed chance not going for Blax verstappen

Luuk Röst

Would you do a collaboration with someone who is absolutely sane and normal like yourself instead of a fucktard

Turbo25D

Think Lando will be a Red Bull driver next year????

Terry Carr

Favourite Top Gear moment?

DingusFingus

Can we watch you shaving the sides of your head?

Callum Jones

Russia has been losing ground in Ukraine ever since Latifi left F1. Coincidence? I think not. Is the Russia Ukraine war really just a front for Latifi and Mazespin to battle for the worst F1 driver in history? Who owns the clouds?!?

MiddleAgeRage

Your 2in into verstappen and Hamilton is 2in into you you going forwards or backwards

Peter Rackham

AKCHUAL REASONABLE QUESTION ALERT: How are you genuinely feeling about this current season, enjoying it/not?

Eleanor Blythe

How long till Lawrence has had enough

Michael Daffy

Do you think Lando will replace the Mexican Minister of Disappointment? Or who is your pick?

Christian Lutton

Will you be taking over Birmingham City Council?

Spamham

Whats your ultimate fantasy band line up?

Satan's Avocado

Have you ever attended a race? Which is your favourite track?

Anne

Black Max, only because the comedic chaos that would ensue due to Lord Dark Helmut's inability to not be a racist twat to his favorite driver (instead of everyone else on the grid) would be poetic.

Tenacious B

Who wins in a fight, Bernnie eccelstone, jackie stewart or Oswold Mosely.

Couldbewrse

Once the Masi shrine is built, would you require all visitors to wear pumpernickel smugglers?

Roscoe The Vegan Dog

Would you rather Paul Di Resta in the RB fighting for a WDC or end the super entertaining Twitter war between the Verstappen shaggers and the mentally deficient Lewis Hamilton fans.

Dylan Poingdestre

When did you start wearing this magnificent thing on the top of your head ?

Côte de porc

How long do you think the Max Verstappen/Red Bull Dominance era is going to last?

Aaron Page

Except for those on Epstine island

Sarajevo Joy ride

Isle of Man TT - opinions? and which of the F1 drivers would have the nerve to give it a go? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31RZ5wU-Fg0

Jack Cleator-Popplewell

🤣

butters_147

Will you be driving for Alpine next year

Wet Chin Of Strulovitch

what do you thinks more probable ferrari having a sub 2 second pit stop or latifi going to red bull

Joey Burke

What's the status on the cute dentist girl? We need to know

Lange Man

Will you hold a minutes silence for Wilcos?

Obreon

After Versace and John Cena, can we expect @RPM to apologize to China as well given he edited his Dutch gp youtube video?

Mg

How would you implement ferrari strategy into a SAW trap?

Many tanks.

Why arent Mario Andretti in have a F1 team with cadillac yet ?

cedced29

What would you do If Paul di resta was locked Up in your Basement

Drippolini

It's pronounced Blax Ver13%ofthepopulationcommittingadisproportionatenumberofcrimespen

Michael Maclean

It won't let me vote but obvs black max

Skroeftie

Can we get a bathtub review dad? I haven’t washed myself in 5 years and I’m in desperate need for a deep cleansing. Your bathtub looks appropriate for my needs.

JFM

You called? P.S. Status update on the Michael Massi statue?

PeRfEcTly ReAsOnAbLe

If you had to spend the rest of your life living in a flat with three current F1 drivers/team bosses as flatmates, which would you choose and why?

Tobi H.

Will you narrate the audiobook of Overtake My Heart: Thicc Ric Races For Love?

Mason

Was gonna ask this

Nicholas S

In what lagoon is nyck de vreis body?

Many tanks.

If you can legally kill one person without punishment, how would you kill Paul di Resta?

Jip Hoogerwerf

Extremely easy

Jonathan Daniels

Do you have plans to expand your invesigaytive journalism and spend a weekend with a team? Preferably Haas

Sigmalonso

Did team LH and Mercedes fall off cause the queens death, or did the queens death cause LH and Mercedes to fall off? Asking as a yank.

Heywood Jeblowme

Would u prefer to dinner ALONE with Lance Stroll or to get your hair done by Bottas for a year??

Olavo Alves

20 drivers enter a ring, 1 leaves. Who is it?

John Bruer

Who's your favourite celebrity pedophile?

Drive2UncleClive

I'm assuming Lil Kimmy given the photo on the wall but, you never know

Marko

What do you think about rally drivers?

my hass is out

Make a farming sim server with your Patreon simps if you still play the game

Kristian

When are we getting a Lil rocket ep?

Louie Coles

did you ever drive a tractor after they didn't let you that one time?

Christopher Norris

What would you have done after Manza if you were Sainz? I would've clocked Charles Latifi straight in the face for being an absolute twat the last few laps of the race

Frankie Ahearn

Is 1999 the greatest season of all time. McLaren kept fucking up, Eddie Irvine was forced to do something other than call people cunts and Eddie Jordan had a massive 13" erection throughout the season. Damon was so shit he parked his car after getting molested by the man who replaced him at Williams and Jacques Villeneuve was experiencing the fallout of the hubris of man. Absolute banger of a season and we need the official RPM verdict

Michael Maclean

have you seen those f1 povs on tiktok? they’re rough lol

heretheyare

Why do you refuse our demands for an intro. Do we need to come to your bungalow/menth laboratory to have a reasonable discussion?

Sarajevo Joy ride

Do you think Abu Dhabi 2021 has severely damaged people's brains beyond repair such that we'll be facing a crisis of newborn babies being retarded straight from the Mercedes factory?

Ismayil Mirzali

What do you thin f1 should do about wet conditions? Let vitch tits kill everyone in 0 visibility or wait while we are getting bored to death?

Gustawk

Did Toto Wolf have a mental break when Maxi Pad won 10 in a row?

Nokia32Glen

Wtf 😂

Robert Tredgett

This is a reasonable question, please treat it as such

Tybz

What's your favourite vegetable?

Keszeg Roland

Hahaha this had me rolling 😂 forgot about her

NatOB

Are you going to come drive the race car or not?

Prefect Racing

Go to a race and interview #TeamLH in real-life

ThaHammett

So what happened to the dentist girl? You said she was into you and after that you didn't give any updates. When you become an international superstar, we get the right to intimate details of your love life, so bring dem deetz

Bas Eastwood

Does Paul di Resta have weapons of mass destruction?

Jackson Halasz

Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?

BlackJack

Blick verstip

NatOB

If you'll get the chance to have 20 minutes to be in a f1 team garage and film rage against the grand prix in their f1 car will it be ferrari or alpha tauri featuring liam lawson?

NotSands

Favourite dictator and why?

Marko

Whenever Theres’s a new rule change

Robert Tredgett

Do you believe in the conspiracy that in fact, Sir, this is a Wendy’s?

Tickle

If osama bin russel ever crashed with Logan Sargent would 9/11 2 happen ?

Toasty Jam

Thoughts on the one true motorsport? https://youtu.be/oPJcogTIE5A?si=lfQV5QCFBn08Q7KC

Lou Sassle

How is leg brace lady doing, one year after her visit at Monza?

Fredrik

If you want to make sure the videos exist somewhere that people outside of Patreon can view then you could post videos up on Odysee which is like YouTube but they won't censor or take down your videos because of bull shit. I think they even have a sync that will automatically pull in videos from your YT.

Moulin Splooge

Give us your predictions for each seat next year?

Sean Scott

Should Paul di Resta be put in front of a military tribunal for his war crimes? Or would it be better to glue him to the track like the just stop oil twats?

SadWilliamsFan

Why is there a pea sized lump on my left testicle?

Goldiee1

When have you started watching F1?

ILLUMINATI

Why did you say “chinks”? I fuckin told you it was a bad idea. Will you start listening to me now?

Sean Berg

That was exactly my thinking too lol

Nicholas S

Agreed, he gets one chance at redemption

ghaaaa

Fuck, marry, kill….Pual deresta/lance stroll/Michael massi

Christian Horny

Who is more of a disgrace to the world of Formula 1, Lance Stroll or Helmut Marko?

Nedzo's F1 Grid Box

thoughts on lewis hamilton as the next James Bond?

lime

Is there one?

Robert Tredgett

Tricky

Ondřej Brož

White or wheat bread?

Jonn Alfaro

Bwoah

kuki5050

Assuming slavery was still a thing, how good of a slave would Hamilton have been, and why would George commit arson to the cotton field

Bloth

What would you do if Paul, the devil himself, Di Resta returned to the F1 paddock?

Valkyrie

Where is your favourite place to go in Yorkshire and why is it Meadowhall?

Jordan Briggs

What are your thoughts on Joshua Mason who’s been stinking up F2 recently

Joas

Black Max, Because we could call him Blax Verstappen. Doesn't work as well with Lewis.

David Maes

Thoughts on Sainz and Leclercs relationship after Sainz’ mom and dad spoke up?

Gavin Franzon

he already answered this and he picked the wrong one

Christopher Norris

Would you rather listen to Paul De Resta commentate every race or live at Meadowhall?

Philly B

Out of the 20 drivers, who do you think you could beat in a fight?

Dupey

North or South Korea?

Renzo

Which team do you think princess Diana would support

Jackary

Would formula 1 be more exciting if each driver was given a pistol loaded with a single bullet? Let's be honest, this had to be one of the next stages of Michael Masi's master plan

Josh Skelton

Got my vitch tits t-shirt back. How do I celebrate?

Rachel Gunning

Is Max Verstappen gonna Rosberg retire, allowing Alonso to take the seat and win the WDC 6 years in a row? I NEED YOUR PROFESSIONAL INSIGHT

Eyeswift

Can you rate each race of the 2024 calendar from shit, to alright, to absolutely slaps?

the dan dude

Did you shag the hot receptionist at the dentist?

Kev Rickman

Do you still play farming simulator?

Roy Franssen

Did you get the girl number from the dentist after she asked what you did for a living? I am sure after watching the videos she’s a groupie! 😂

Jorge C

Which is better in your eyes: Fender Player Telecaster (75 year edition) in butterscotch, or a Fender Squier Jazzmaster in Surf Green?

Slight Moron

Would you consider doing live commentary on races for the patrons?

Aidan Jeffes

Lewis is already half white so Blackstappen it is! 👍

butters_147

Do you make women call parts of your body “pumpernickel” when entering 4th dimension?

so_sad

WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE DENTIST??

Rachel Gunning

Where is the discord chat?

nano22007

How did none F1 team breach the cost cap???? Are the Strolls into something!?!!!

Sancho Roja

Which one in your professional journalistic opinion is hotter, Carlos or Charles?

nennu

are you still planning on doing something with that rocketpoweredmohawk.com website? also top 5 alice in chains riffs?

siloz

What would you wanna see Stroll go if it meant Latifi got his seat?

Tickle

Is pual di rests haunting the Ferrari team with overbearing autism?

Sam Berry

What’s the worst f1 teammate and team principal combo you can think of

Evan Madden-Nadeau

When will we see the return of your Nan? She has been missing for many moons.

THE NERVE

Shag Marry Kill: Gunther Toto Max

Jonathan Daniels

blaxstappen ftw

Trike PJ

Blax Verstappen. First black F1 driver to win 10 races back to back. A real pioneer of diversity in our sport

Mclaren Enjoyer

How many Nicholas Latifi’s would it take to destroy the world?

Tom

Would you rather shag Paul De Resta or braid Hamiltons hair?

Harry Dawson

Shower or a grower?

Ondřej Brož

Why are Americans so terrible in f1

Sam Miles

I already got one of those lmao

SHIMPLETON

Who is a greater threat to western society, Putin or Russell?

Ginger frisbee neek

Super Blax!

SadWilliamsFan

Ass or tits?

ghaaaa

What’s your favorite sex position?

Bence Gábor

Aren’t you even slightly ashamed of yourself?

SmollPP

When do you think Red Bulls dominance will end?

natlouu

Black verstappen fans would be unstoppably hilarious

SHIMPLETON

F1 car with a Nissan Micra engine or Micra with an f1 engine

Taaha R

Blax Verstappen all the way

AR

Not touching that poll

Mexcure

Are you related to the farming fetus on Clarkson Farms?

Mark Townsend


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