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You're my powerful boy

Tom Cassingham

VERY NICE!

Big Gay Al

The Lewis comments remind me of the Bronsexual (LeBron James fans) memes where they basically write the exact same shit lmfaooo

Big Gay Al

Please please please Never use a thumbnail like this again EVER!

Umar Haque

Hahaha Fell for this

Bigdicknigger

This was awesome! artistic cocaine dealer LOL

Arvin Tayari

mate those endings are FIRE 💥 🔥 💥 🔥 💥 🔥 💥 🔥 💥 🔥

Questionnaire

Best one yet imo

Jacob

The time delegation is not working i guess..

LemUhu

almost been 2 weeks since the last podcast you northern mine working pies and gravy eating degenerate

charlie

"Av-a-caa-do" is how he pronounces "watermellon".

Grakenverb

So out of ALL the things he's ever said, that's the line that (apparently) needed censorship... :'D The devil, and his capitalistic demons, really are in the details!

Nathalie

We need to spray orange paint outside the nerve center and the bungalow and sit down on the road next to his house with the banner: “Just Stop Mohawk”

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

Latifi will have his degree by the time this cunt puts out another video

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

The look on teeny tiny Anthony Davidsons face while standing in between Rachel Brooks and Naomi Schiff in the cramped commentary box 😍😍😍😂🤣

Satan's Avocado

You're right! The capitalistic demons must've gotten to him.

Mike

Is it just me or has the avakadoo video disappeared? I wanted to watch it again after seeing your comment, but I can’t find it anymore.

Nathalie

Hey man found someone who's posting the nerve AGAIN on YouTube. https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=U3RPxjZ2WfU4s6cp

Keith Daly

Weekly podcasting seems to be going well

Jayy Succ

The NERVE

NOT Podge

We need a peaceful protest outside the nerve center

Shubham Seth

Oy! You Nancy Cunt! Where's our fix? We just got a crazy race where Osama Bin Russel demanded to be the new Fuhrer! Go back to the field and Fuck one of those tiny Horses and scream about F1. You Nunce...

Balljoint

Im waiting so long, Pewis and Latte boy got a seat for another 2 years..

so_sad

It's time for Kimmy to go... put Mussolini or Putin if you dare🤣👍

PHLATearth

Nuclear weapons don't exist #NukeHoax

PHLATearth

It is situated in Kensington Garden's

PHLATearth

Please Do NOT Let Us HANGING here Like GAMMON...#HangingGammon

PHLATearth

Wild hearing you pronounce avocado correctly after the avakadoo travesty of the Hello Fresh video.

Mike

We need some PHAT BAAAARZ again !

PHLATearth

oi new podcast episode now or I'm sending the tv license men round

charlie

dutch gp video now or osama bin jihad will blow up the mclaren factory

Ismayil Mirzali

oi mate, aboot that weekly podcast thing... bomb sheffield, etc.

Evinak

If there isn't a Dutch GP video, I'm going to burn down the bungalow.

Tom Cappelletti

Thank you!

Alexander Strøm

"Rent to pay" by deaf election

Zxphxr

I think I figured you out. You are if Tim Dillon, Whistlin Diesel, and Jeremy Clarkson had a baby. But Aspergers as fuck!

Balljoint

Us waiting patiently for the eardrum rupturing screaming on the next podcast episode about Ferrari pitstops🙃

Cam Stevens

We need Toto as a sith lord and russel the apprentice that was promised the world and got shat on instead. Also go Ferrari

Jeemsi

AYO concratz on 300k

Rusty

Brilliant review, cant wait for the Dutch review and then monza. Best F1 reviewer out there, should run for PM! 😂👍

Michael Allan

Totally off topic but anyone else want Alex Albon to stay at Williams and help James V bring Williams back to the front?

TMR

ya, gonna need to send in seal team 6 on this one

Evinak

Please destroy Osama Bin Russell for the “I was forecasted a podium” line. Thank you, that is all

Blake

gonna need a bigger cucumber for the next vid about ferrari. RIP le-cleric and shoutout to his family.

Evinak

the dutch gp was so eventful. ill be expecting a rage against the dutch gp good sir

starr

Fix your internet bro

Paweł Mateja

Every video you make is better than the prev one. I fucking cried laughing man, best content!

Paweł Mateja

This is the best one yet 😂 xx

NatOB

Is that Michael Masi I see in the corner? That should be framed and put up next to little Kimi.

Christina

Logan Sargent enters the chat… and he’s fucked it into the barriers

Frankie Ahearn

that smirk during the line "lets get back to whatever the fuck this is" HA... just as, if not more diabolical then "lewis its hammer time"

Will Switz

have you seen those f1 povs on tiktok? those are roughhhh

heretheyare

I'll try again asking this.. What is that song at the end of your masterbation videos? It fucking slaps! I needs to knows it! 🤘🤘

Alexander Strøm

legend. fucking hell 😂

Luís Araújo

another mental breakdown equals more investigaytive jurnalizm

Vitor Ferrari

Why do your video freeze now since you did that stupid update!!??

Harvey Price

Had me cryin 4 mins in you are a dirty, filthy poet.

James O’ Malley - Elevator Inspector

Sir, this one was just your "Dark Side Of The Moon". Perfection.

Windgeisel

I can't wait to see the #teamLH meltdown now he's fucked up quali again and went out in Q2 while Latte boy slapped it in third.

Zipa

Yessir!!!!!!!

Ty

Funniest fucking man alive!!!

OZ OFF ROAD FILMS

THE KING IS BACK!!!! LFG

Gustavo Palmar

Being from (or living in) Sheffield, have you ever been to the Crucible to watch the world championship on the green baize? I think I'm one of 7 snooker fans left in Canada so I'm just curious is all. 🧐

butters_147

Haven't watched yet. Just happy to hear from our man. 🤙 Thanks buddeh. All the way from 🇨🇦 👋

butters_147

He should’ve saved that energy for a Shakira deep-dive, because we all know the devil walks among us and his name is Pual Di Resta.

Nathalie

Another amazing video! Well worth the wait! Keep up this amazing pod cast, I like how you hook people in that see you on YouTube and find out about peloton and follow you on here. Smart move keep it up!

TMR

Fuck PDR let’s get some RPM live commentary race weekend. I’d throw fat stacks of paper with the queens face on it……CAPITALISM!

Frankie Ahearn

Ah looks like TeamLH had a lovely break 😂😂

francis reddyhoff

Top f1 JOURNALIST!

Mack

a fuckin banger, as always. May have to end the patreon though cause i need the cash for netflix, gotta watch those documentaries

bunger

WTF is a kilometre?

Emilie Tan

why wasn't george bush picture on the wall

João Tadeu

I love P and Max, they’re adorable but fuck your video was funny as always 😂😂😂

Brenton Sword

team lh doesn't have a modicum of the psycopathy i am capable of exercising if you do not upload more content more frequently I will find you and I will kill you you have been warned

slozzza

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ellen Goldfinger

bring back George Doubleya for Christ!

Amanda Davis

For sure Jos was there to beat the drifting in Max, ofcourse he would ignore the child

Lil Andrew

Cool

Pirelli Wets

And now we have the Australians taking out Australians on Zak's orders

R0Ly

i preferred lil kimys vibe

Snail Chaser

Thank God you and F1 are back. My Footy team started the year as Aston Martin and 7 days ago were tied for a playoff spot before losing last week and this morning by a combined 200 points! Ended as the love child of Mazepig and Goatifi, now I have something else to distract from the hell of life.

Brian G

Where is little bush's picture on the wall\

raf

Micky Schu wasn't mentioned, am fuming

Rachel Gunning

cant wait for the danny ric and vitch tits broken wrist comparison

Cooper

Why has @RPM not mentioned Logan Sargeant even once in his videos/podcasts? It's like he wants to but he cannot. Why does his videos have only few hundred hearts on Patreon even though he has more than 7500 members? Who are these 7500+ members, are most of them CIA sponsored bots? Has the US govt. & the Military complex finally bought out RPM so he cant criticize the ONLY US F1 driver this year? Why is Pi a transcendental irrational number? So many questions, but very few answers.

Mg

Fuck yes daddy

Sean Berg

Protect RPM for all cost!

gregTHEduck

I have exited my flight in handcuffs and now am no longer welcome on United Airlines flights.

bolivians4breakfast

of course max picked up the drifting quickly, naturally he was being smacked by a giant hand all around the course.

Michael Massi

mate you were 🤏 this close to sheffield being burned

Cooper

Kimi looking good but the Trump mug shot dropped

Ryan Young

My favorite video yet, great work on the editing. Hope you keep on the hard work, you are very clearly putting a lot of effort in.

silvan

Some of your finest work!

Rusty

Kyvats kid bout to be the first Female F1 Champion with Max over there channeling Jos like that. She WILL, get into racing solely to try and win her Fathers (either of them) affection and she will in fact, achieve Max levels of greatness due to NEGLECT. Unless she gets left in an unlocked hotel room while Max and Kelly go out for tappas. Penelope/Madeleine fidget spinners?

Charlie

Yay! Haven't watched it yet, but new content is here... Watching it now...

Paul

Its the only way we know how to express our feelings of love respect and appreciation for the annoying little pod pig

Satan's Avocado

The amount of trauma you have sustained in reading those comments just to make a video for us pigs, is stunning and brave.

Shaun Nel

I want Max to continue winning until I see news about the tragic loss of The Devil Himself burning to death in his house.

Red Stevens

"There's a lot of documentaries being made"

Foley's Wedding Planner

Cheers art

JG0193

Jeez finally…..

Laurenz Ehlers

fuck sake

Snail Chaser

this was just a summary of the podcast 👎

Arthur Nichols

The demon overlords at tried to take you away from me! 'Your payment details are out of date' bollocks. It's cancel culture GONE MAD I tell you. You have already fingered a butthole so stinky with your investigative journalism that now even Belgian banks are coming after you. Just like you predicted! WAKE. UP.

Skroeftie

Daniel had one fucking job!

Amir Vafaei

I’m in my Chasity cage for you cuck daddy

Qas

bet u didn’t put dick down tho

Snail Chaser

What an Edit ❗❗❗🤣👍

PHLATearth

🤿 Pewis’s gasp for air when he resurfaced after his satanic dive was nothing compared to our gasp of relief when the RPM Enterprise™ pigeon flew in

Nathalie

Aliens are among us since the dawn of civilization, nothing special!

Furashu

Shamelessly plugging the Patreon to the commonwealth pigs

Lange Man

The Commonwealth Pigs believe they're evolved from Monkeys and Spinning on a Globe. Sir Louise is a FREEMASON and Satanic

PHLATearth

Just when I couldn’t get any less productive at work. Thanks piss pig.

Team El Haych

It's getting better all the time... 🎶

Leo Vescovi Filho

Hello beautiful face🥰 you have made my day so much better🤗 you are the best thing that happened to me in my whooole life😻 now give me 2 mil $ you cunt🙈🙈🙈

Ondřej Brož

This was good. I was getting blueballed waiting for this! 🍒🍆

Athinira

That AT car is cursed. R.I.P to Liam Lawsons career and shoutout to his family.

Tony Kalliojärvi

3 minutes in and I'm crying laughing

PHLATearth

at last you filthy little scumbag

Satan's Avocado

I miss Mosborough.....

WhiteCisMaleEntitledOAP

watching this on a plane is a risk

Snail Chaser

thoughts on retardo breaking his wrist?

lime

I stopped watching porn for this

Qas

LIAM LAWSON!

False Identity

I want (pushes child away) engraved on my urn

Neel Shah

I AM IN BONER LAND

Cooper

Shoutout to the “fuck off” sign to the right of max’s sim rig

Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome

ur so hot

Christopher Norris

bout to bust a nut to this

Hitlers' right nut

Took you long enough!!!

MBonelli

Im gonna roll around this one like a little piss pig.

Christian

Finally the great white hope uploads a video for us

Prefect Racing

Oké dan 100

Jip Hoogerwerf

Damn! 😭🤣

Sproate_

I am rock hard!

Kevin O'Gorman

shit on my head pigeon daddy

Vin

20 minutes until I board my flight, god bless daddy rocketpoweredmohawk for his impeccable timing

bolivians4breakfast

Not...even...close!!!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tarzan

Return of the King!

SadWilliamsFan

Fuck yeah spread it

Carbon117

My mental health will finally stable, lizards and pigeons save me

Ross Szabo

LETS FUCKING GO

Ioan Berci

FINALLY

TeamLH Cult Leader

Daddy’s here !!! Buckling up

BHARATH V

First! 🙌

Sproate_

WE HAVE LANDING CONFIRMED

Dallas

ITS ABOUT TIME FAT BOY

Côte de porc

Got a boner!!!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tarzan


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