in this episode i give some life advice to failures, cover the recent developments in Felipe Massa's legal investigayshone, the US government admitting they have UFOs and Michelle Obama's cock.
i didnt know i was missing this till i got it, papa lil rocket
BiZr
2024-07-09 13:33:25 +0000 UTC
The first 15 minutes of this Epic Address should be mandatory listening for all children ages 10-17 years old.
The Jundland Monk
2024-05-31 18:25:00 +0000 UTC
2:50 “he’s a pianist, a pianoist, a peenist, HE PLAYS THE PIANO!”
I’m fucking crying 😂🤣
Nightwalker RN
2024-03-12 12:51:48 +0000 UTC
just thought id say this, the US government says they have aliens so we are alone in the universe
Eithacos W
2023-09-19 10:28:39 +0000 UTC
No technology. Wtf is a usb stick, you pumpernickel.
Angel Ricado
2023-09-13 19:53:32 +0000 UTC
You should hire a hacker to hack into max mosley's iCloud, I don't think he'll be too agitated about it, I want to see the video
Julian Casalins
2023-09-09 02:41:13 +0000 UTC
Has Di Resta’s family been released by the American government yet? Also no usb stick has arrived but the pidgin is dead 🤦🏼♂️
francis reddyhoff
2023-09-08 04:41:25 +0000 UTC
Are we going to be blessed with a nerve #14?
Lawrence Stroll
2023-09-07 19:45:50 +0000 UTC
in this wonderful world we all have issues mr mateja x
Skywalker
2023-09-06 08:25:24 +0000 UTC
You have issues. Get a life
Paweł Mateja
2023-09-06 08:17:33 +0000 UTC
Weekly podcast my fucking ARSE. You better get your act together hair boy before I get that rainbolt bloke to pinpoint your exact location - and you know he'll find you. We'll have the Molotovs ready.
Your shitty plumbing and the tv licence man will be the least of your worries bitch.
Skywalker
2023-09-01 21:00:02 +0000 UTC
I know some people who can open your mail and scream at the water company…for a small fee. I’d be happy to be your personal assistant and handle that kind of stuff. 🙂
Jennga, a Shagger
2023-09-01 16:18:35 +0000 UTC
He leaves us with no option, no podcast this week we must burn down the bungalow
BlackJack
2023-08-31 17:11:18 +0000 UTC
Daddy, can we get a recreation of crash gate as a Christmas video please 🙏 X
Brenton Sword
2023-08-30 19:33:52 +0000 UTC
Canberra is a city here in Aus. “Can-bear-ah” 😂
Brenton Sword
2023-08-30 19:33:18 +0000 UTC
Listening to this cunt while in the louvre.
The paintings get a whole new meaning
Bence Gábor
2023-08-27 08:17:50 +0000 UTC
Look I'll admit when it's a bit idiotic that Mark did a milk commercial, but I must stand firm. The brand is Canberra Milk. It's an absolute delicacy in Canberra.
Harry Burgess
2023-08-27 06:19:23 +0000 UTC
I just became a patron and i dont know if i should use this as ASMR and sleep with it on loop in the background or wank to it, but either way, the 1 minute and 40 seconds of it i've listened to so far were top notch. A well spent 5 bucks or whatever it costs. How much for feet pics?
Bogdan
2023-08-26 19:17:48 +0000 UTC
yay
Snail Chaser
2023-08-26 11:14:51 +0000 UTC
You never disappoint with the podcasts
Eddy Jenkins
2023-08-25 18:43:29 +0000 UTC
burn down the bungalow
GoAteefEEz 4hEd
2023-08-25 12:08:35 +0000 UTC
FP1 begins NOW! Where is the fucking video u twat?
SpookyMindz
2023-08-25 10:29:12 +0000 UTC
Edit faster jizz tonsils
Satan's Avocado
2023-08-25 10:23:23 +0000 UTC
C'mon Piss Pod Pig Tits Poo Pants where's the fookin' video???
Satan's Avocado
2023-08-25 10:21:33 +0000 UTC
I have it on good authority that RPM was on a side mission aiming at Latifi's balloon when he shot down that Wagner plane in Russia. That's why the video is taking so long. RPM can't aim, we have no video, and Latifi is planning his next attack. Shout out to all of us.
Prefect Racing
2023-08-24 22:53:48 +0000 UTC
It’s good to see the RPM community be patience and relaxed, accepting the artistic process that has no stopwatch and agreed to burn his house down not earlier then tomorrow.
The Wolf
2023-08-24 21:54:33 +0000 UTC
1 hour a day making content, 23 hours a day getting the mohawk right...
John Cameron
2023-08-24 18:40:10 +0000 UTC
that youtube channel looking dusty af, mate
Evinak
2023-08-24 15:45:18 +0000 UTC
if the video isn’t dropped by tonight Sheffield is leveled
Cooper
2023-08-24 15:35:47 +0000 UTC
As an IT guy I love that our leader using fucking IPoAC (IP over Avian Carriers) to send us our medicine.
Juji Ide
2023-08-24 14:50:52 +0000 UTC
He lives thought you and Massi might’ve been taken by PDR to his goblin bridge.
Frankie Ahearn
2023-08-24 13:03:47 +0000 UTC
EDITING RIGHT NOW SO THE PIGION LANDS TOMORROW and PDR couldn’t kidnap anything
Snail Chaser
2023-08-24 10:23:12 +0000 UTC
Please give us a sign you’re okay! Need to know Pual Di Resta hasn’t kidnapped you.
Frankie Ahearn
2023-08-24 05:11:05 +0000 UTC
sending a ladyboy to the bungalow if no vid by the end of tonight
lime
2023-08-24 02:03:59 +0000 UTC
Nah man i think if any chick is mad enough to get into a serious relationship with DA MOHAWK, there is no way she is not as mentaly ill as him, and in the same way.
Côte de porc
2023-08-23 22:24:51 +0000 UTC
When are we getting dentist lady update ?
Côte de porc
2023-08-23 20:01:55 +0000 UTC
*awaits the patreon pigeon*
Mike
2023-08-23 19:07:28 +0000 UTC
Love the vids and know you got shit going on but hurry up mate. Where’s the vid at? Latifi has probably got his masters in business by now
Frankie Ahearn
2023-08-23 18:17:22 +0000 UTC
Fuck yeah straight in the butt
Ryan Walkinshaw
2023-08-23 17:37:12 +0000 UTC
This guy looking to talk to rockets manager, lmao.
Michael Massi
2023-08-23 16:33:28 +0000 UTC
10:15
Kenneth B.
2023-08-23 15:16:20 +0000 UTC
There’s also “the minivan”: Two in the front, five in the back.
JJ
2023-08-23 15:05:33 +0000 UTC
23:04 When you put it like that, suing the FIA seems like the logical next step. Totally 180*ed my opinion tbh.
Foley's Wedding Planner
2023-08-23 13:35:48 +0000 UTC
I'd fuck it off into the barrier too if I had to do a commercial signing about milk.....
Foley's Wedding Planner
2023-08-23 13:29:14 +0000 UTC
"....and yes I have the clip of him singing about milk"
God I love his journalistic approach to F1....
Foley's Wedding Planner
2023-08-23 13:27:29 +0000 UTC
Join the mob
Jayy Succ
2023-08-23 12:37:47 +0000 UTC
As an upstanding member of the community who's also had their fair share of the mundane distractions that interrupt one's divine work, I'd like to show a little support and understanding to RPM for not being able to post as much as we would like (which is every 5 minutes, let's be honest). Good luck, and goodbye.
Nathalie
2023-08-23 11:56:44 +0000 UTC
You said a couple days you cunt, i know where you live and im gonna go down the street and burn your fucking parents house down. Kys rocket powers dipshit
Jayy Succ
2023-08-23 09:17:43 +0000 UTC
im happy with audio, hes only asking for 3 dollars a month
Eithacos W
2023-08-23 07:12:35 +0000 UTC
a roller coaster
Eithacos W
2023-08-23 07:08:31 +0000 UTC
i believe you
Eithacos W
2023-08-23 07:07:00 +0000 UTC
youtube ---- This Is Oracle Red Bull Racing's F1 2023 So Far... --- @ 5:55 red bull car with 3 on the front, cant tell if its a 2023 car or 2022. either way, watch out checo....
John Cameron
2023-08-23 07:01:47 +0000 UTC
No such thing as a great grunge vocalist, ye git
Sava Saavedra
2023-08-23 05:42:42 +0000 UTC
you said tuesday cunt where’s the fuckin vid
Cooper
2023-08-23 05:31:40 +0000 UTC
The first signs of a psychotic breakdown include apophenia and mania. This will stop being exciting when the radio tells you you're being hunted for sport.
Fistful of Drachma
2023-08-23 01:00:38 +0000 UTC
Two in the pink and one in the stink is known as the Shocker.
MPKilroy
2023-08-22 23:19:18 +0000 UTC
Drop the vid you wanker
Frankie Ahearn
2023-08-22 21:54:35 +0000 UTC
You think the YouTube slog are wondering if you’re still alive ?
Joe
2023-08-22 12:23:07 +0000 UTC
Anyone from Canberra (which is a shit hole) who is remotely famous, ends up in a Canberra Milk ad, singing the jingle. It's expected. Webber is probably Canberra's only world famous export, and if he ever a won a WDC, he would have been placed under even more pressure to sing the jingle, because he would have been even more famous.
And yes I acknowledge this sounds like nonsense, but as we all know, Australia is upside down.
IML337
2023-08-22 10:46:27 +0000 UTC
There's established protocol for this. IP over Avian Carriers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
Stroll's Favorite Window
2023-08-21 21:56:36 +0000 UTC
The Mohawk entered the 4th Dimension. We are ready to hit 5D
PHLATearth
2023-08-21 20:29:29 +0000 UTC
Pay me and you can still edit the videos.
PHLATearth
2023-08-21 20:26:00 +0000 UTC
I just love how the stuff what I commented here like 6 to 12 months ago makes it's way into the broadcast. That's some investigaytive journalism
PHLATearth
2023-08-21 20:21:16 +0000 UTC
This is DEEP! THIS is Gold...
PHLATearth
2023-08-21 20:08:04 +0000 UTC
wherezzz the videooo??? This is a deth tret!!!!
Neshkan
2023-08-21 19:57:46 +0000 UTC
Here Rocket. SERIOUS POINT PLEASE LISTEN. I genuinely think you should do a 15-20 minute weekly news roundup podcast. nothing fancy, just turn the mic on at 2am in the Corsa and have a rant and then upload it (or Pidgeon or whatever) *edit* after a couple of capri suns for maximum effect
John Cameron
2023-08-21 19:46:37 +0000 UTC
Iwantacarrierpidgeontobringmealatte
HaasSymp
2023-08-21 19:25:54 +0000 UTC
First, I plan to play your advice for my children so they know you can be a total fuck up and still find yourself a cog in the relentless machine of servitude, much as you have done.
Second, the greatest grunge vocalist was Scott Weiland, you uncultured Nazi pig.
FOErari pit sTRAGEDY
2023-08-21 19:01:15 +0000 UTC
is it too early to begin threatening to burn the bungalow down due to a lack of content.... its only been 24 hours.......
GoAteefEEz 4hEd
2023-08-21 18:34:45 +0000 UTC
"Yes everyone is disappointed with you....but you have to remember these people are morons" is such a great quote
Foley's Wedding Planner
2023-08-21 17:28:53 +0000 UTC
Burn down the bungalow
BlackJack
2023-08-21 17:13:27 +0000 UTC
I read the gay Obama letter and it comes across less as him admitting he’s gay and more that he’s trying to get ethereal bisexual pussy from the local goth communist chick at Columbia
G. Gordon Litty
2023-08-21 17:07:19 +0000 UTC
In defence of Mark Webber, Canberra Milk is delicious.🥛(Hello Aussie Patreon crew)
Spexicano
2023-08-21 16:00:19 +0000 UTC
So just went down the rabbit hole that was Max Mosleys life. Didn’t know about the whole dad being a facist thing cause ‘murican. Wonder why he was all about having sexual relations with women in “totally not, but not totally not Nazi uniforms”
SennaWasADiddler
2023-08-21 15:05:30 +0000 UTC
You make mowing my lawn so much more enjoyable sir. Although, my neighbors probably think I'm half nuts, walking around giggling like a school girl while cutting said grass.
Thanks for the hard work. The countless hours of digging through peoples trash trying to get the scoop. Dodging CIA operative bullets trying to bring the truth to the people. You are appreciated fine sir. 🙏
There is no one in the community that upstands (real word) taller than yourself.
Lookin forward to the vidya. 🤙
butters_147
2023-08-21 14:43:18 +0000 UTC
Not gonna lie, I'd love to see Massa acting out emojis for money. I have nothing against Felipe, I just think it would be absolutely hilarious. 😆
Evergreen
2023-08-21 14:36:16 +0000 UTC
"you have to delegate responsibilities....do you know what that word means? Cause I don't"
Foley's Wedding Planner
2023-08-21 14:32:38 +0000 UTC
Now then, which came first, Damon Hill's World Championship or that advert he did with Murray Walker for overpriced cheese on toast???
Also, I thought Audi and BMW had already invented a vessel that goes from zero to the speed of sound instantaneously? You've already seen them, at traffic lights, when the road goes from two lanes into one!!
EstabanOcon'sHelmet
2023-08-21 13:49:42 +0000 UTC
MarkWebber quote “Seriously, Oscar, just do the milk song and if you get a podium this year, next year you can do the cottage cheese. Not so bad, right?”
Achmed Rosenstein
2023-08-21 10:41:37 +0000 UTC
i think instead of buying the broadcasting rights to F1 you should buy WTF1 and fire everyone except CIAran and just make the podcast him telling us about the aliens and where elvis is
Eithacos W
2023-08-21 08:19:06 +0000 UTC
Amazing content as always. We do need an update on the dentist girl though, did she see the video and are you slinging dick?
Lange Man
2023-08-21 05:30:49 +0000 UTC
I understand you want to do a audio podcast, but if its going to be two weeks in-between uploads we, as patreon's, deserve a visual podcast. If its weekly an audio only is fine, but that isn't what you have been doing.
John Doppelhauer
2023-08-21 05:10:38 +0000 UTC
iiiiIiii i i i iiiiim a Canberra milk kid, so glad you found this
aux
2023-08-21 04:58:36 +0000 UTC
Christ has truly risen.
ZABO
2023-08-21 04:48:59 +0000 UTC
Dentist hunt begins
Frisk
2023-08-21 03:23:02 +0000 UTC
Brilliant as always! Hurry up with the new episode you cock!
Marco
2023-08-21 02:34:12 +0000 UTC
Ah, nothing like blaring some of the best investigative journalism while I clean my apartment to keep my neighbors away
Aaron Page
2023-08-20 23:42:16 +0000 UTC
Great episode mate. This white noise is a light in the dark during this boring ass summer break
Eric Schmitz
2023-08-20 23:38:52 +0000 UTC
Wonder if that pep talk involved a couple new bruises...
Josh Cross
2023-08-20 21:33:26 +0000 UTC
Great episode
Nathalie
2023-08-20 21:12:16 +0000 UTC
Man I cannot wait to see how Massa'sasasas case will develop:D Juicy scandal. Thanks for a nice Sunday evening bro!
Paweł Mateja
2023-08-20 20:20:41 +0000 UTC
Rocket: impending sense of doom and despair breeds success
Leclerc: signs new deal with ferrari
Michael Massi
2023-08-20 20:14:21 +0000 UTC
What they don't show in the Max drifting video is that between takes Jos gave Max a "pep talk" in private. That's why he got good so fast.
Phyuck Yiu
2023-08-20 19:25:59 +0000 UTC
DENTIST UPDATE BUDDY?
ColorfulNight
2023-08-20 19:18:37 +0000 UTC
For gravy it equates 5 American heart arteries
Team El Haych
2023-08-20 19:18:18 +0000 UTC
what’s that in stone or pints of gravy
Snail Chaser
2023-08-20 19:13:16 +0000 UTC
Layne Stayley was 6’2 and about 120 pounds when found dead in his apartment, that’s 54kg for you fuckin queen tit suckers.
Team El Haych
2023-08-20 18:45:49 +0000 UTC
She could be any one of us
Prodigy
2023-08-20 18:33:52 +0000 UTC
Where is the DENTIST UPDATE
Frisk
2023-08-20 18:32:20 +0000 UTC
RPM is going to return to abandon civilization and return to monkey.
Zipa
2023-08-20 18:30:28 +0000 UTC
Imagine Massa trying to argue in court that he would have had the WDC locked up if the FIA hadn't screwed him over, and the FIA going through all the hundreds of ways he could have still lost the championship, and the judge just stops everyone and looks at Massa and asks "which team did you drive for at the time?" and Massa says "Ferrari" and the judge just goes "lol, case dismissed"
Vin
2023-08-20 18:27:14 +0000 UTC
you are the fuckin non earth biological shit found in the spacecraft
Cooper
2023-08-20 18:21:54 +0000 UTC
Thank fuck this has been posted. Was sticking pins in my eyes watching Mat Armstrong's Dad rebuild a Ferrari gearbox.
WhiteCisMaleEntitledOAP
2023-08-20 18:18:18 +0000 UTC
'do you know the bowling ball grip?'
OsamaBinstappen
2023-08-20 18:13:29 +0000 UTC
“Chewsday”
Christian
2023-08-20 18:07:45 +0000 UTC
Lil Rocket investigaytive jurnalizm is back
Vitor Ferrari
2023-08-20 18:02:36 +0000 UTC
About fucking time xx
Enginseer Pete
2023-08-20 17:59:09 +0000 UTC
it's been the tamest summer break known to mankind, not a whole lot to talk ab tbh
joey00
2023-08-20 17:51:17 +0000 UTC
Yea mate wut da fuk u playing at? 😂
Jorge C
2023-08-20 17:49:54 +0000 UTC
Wake up babe daddy gave us content
Ellie
2023-08-20 17:49:13 +0000 UTC
I agree. Why am I paying for 2 audio feeds a month 💀 RPM fell off.
TeamLH Cult Leader
2023-08-20 17:48:55 +0000 UTC
Moistness ensues
JR
2023-08-20 17:48:25 +0000 UTC
Legend
Dylan Altman
2023-08-20 17:48:11 +0000 UTC
FUCKING YUSSSSSS
Côte de porc
2023-08-20 17:47:57 +0000 UTC
The LORD has graced us with another RPM podcast.
Eric Schmitz
2023-08-20 17:47:49 +0000 UTC
Well in Rokkit
Joe Hendry
2023-08-20 17:46:25 +0000 UTC
Thank you comrade for the unwavering support for our cause and investiGAYtive journalizzam