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The Nerve #13 - Massa and the milk song

in this episode i give some life advice to failures, cover the recent developments in Felipe Massa's legal investigayshone, the US government admitting they have UFOs and Michelle Obama's cock.  


sources:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be3-J9XtJCw

https://www.independent.co.uk/f1/f1-lewis-hamilton-felipe-massa-b2395267.html

The Nerve #13 - Massa and the milk song

Comments

Nah imma do my own thing x

Thomas Tarleton

Stop stalking me

Brenton Sword

And its a shithole

Thomas Tarleton

i didnt know i was missing this till i got it, papa lil rocket

BiZr

The first 15 minutes of this Epic Address should be mandatory listening for all children ages 10-17 years old.

The Jundland Monk

2:50 “he’s a pianist, a pianoist, a peenist, HE PLAYS THE PIANO!” I’m fucking crying 😂🤣

Nightwalker RN

just thought id say this, the US government says they have aliens so we are alone in the universe

Eithacos W

No technology. Wtf is a usb stick, you pumpernickel.

Angel Ricado

You should hire a hacker to hack into max mosley's iCloud, I don't think he'll be too agitated about it, I want to see the video

Julian Casalins

Has Di Resta’s family been released by the American government yet? Also no usb stick has arrived but the pidgin is dead 🤦🏼‍♂️

francis reddyhoff

Are we going to be blessed with a nerve #14?

Lawrence Stroll

in this wonderful world we all have issues mr mateja x

Skywalker

You have issues. Get a life

Paweł Mateja

Weekly podcast my fucking ARSE. You better get your act together hair boy before I get that rainbolt bloke to pinpoint your exact location - and you know he'll find you. We'll have the Molotovs ready. Your shitty plumbing and the tv licence man will be the least of your worries bitch.

Skywalker

I know some people who can open your mail and scream at the water company…for a small fee. I’d be happy to be your personal assistant and handle that kind of stuff. 🙂

Jennga, a Shagger

He leaves us with no option, no podcast this week we must burn down the bungalow

BlackJack

Daddy, can we get a recreation of crash gate as a Christmas video please 🙏 X

Brenton Sword

Canberra is a city here in Aus. “Can-bear-ah” 😂

Brenton Sword

Listening to this cunt while in the louvre. The paintings get a whole new meaning

Bence Gábor

Look I'll admit when it's a bit idiotic that Mark did a milk commercial, but I must stand firm. The brand is Canberra Milk. It's an absolute delicacy in Canberra.

Harry Burgess

I just became a patron and i dont know if i should use this as ASMR and sleep with it on loop in the background or wank to it, but either way, the 1 minute and 40 seconds of it i've listened to so far were top notch. A well spent 5 bucks or whatever it costs. How much for feet pics?

Bogdan

yay

Snail Chaser

You never disappoint with the podcasts

Eddy Jenkins

burn down the bungalow

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

FP1 begins NOW! Where is the fucking video u twat?

SpookyMindz

Edit faster jizz tonsils

Satan's Avocado

C'mon Piss Pod Pig Tits Poo Pants where's the fookin' video???

Satan's Avocado

I have it on good authority that RPM was on a side mission aiming at Latifi's balloon when he shot down that Wagner plane in Russia. That's why the video is taking so long. RPM can't aim, we have no video, and Latifi is planning his next attack. Shout out to all of us.

Prefect Racing

It’s good to see the RPM community be patience and relaxed, accepting the artistic process that has no stopwatch and agreed to burn his house down not earlier then tomorrow.

The Wolf

1 hour a day making content, 23 hours a day getting the mohawk right...

John Cameron

that youtube channel looking dusty af, mate

Evinak

if the video isn’t dropped by tonight Sheffield is leveled

Cooper

As an IT guy I love that our leader using fucking IPoAC (IP over Avian Carriers) to send us our medicine.

Juji Ide

He lives thought you and Massi might’ve been taken by PDR to his goblin bridge.

Frankie Ahearn

EDITING RIGHT NOW SO THE PIGION LANDS TOMORROW and PDR couldn’t kidnap anything

Snail Chaser

Please give us a sign you’re okay! Need to know Pual Di Resta hasn’t kidnapped you.

Frankie Ahearn

sending a ladyboy to the bungalow if no vid by the end of tonight

lime

Nah man i think if any chick is mad enough to get into a serious relationship with DA MOHAWK, there is no way she is not as mentaly ill as him, and in the same way.

Côte de porc

When are we getting dentist lady update ?

Côte de porc

*awaits the patreon pigeon*

Mike

Love the vids and know you got shit going on but hurry up mate. Where’s the vid at? Latifi has probably got his masters in business by now

Frankie Ahearn

Fuck yeah straight in the butt

Ryan Walkinshaw

This guy looking to talk to rockets manager, lmao.

Michael Massi

10:15

Kenneth B.

There’s also “the minivan”: Two in the front, five in the back.

JJ

23:04 When you put it like that, suing the FIA seems like the logical next step. Totally 180*ed my opinion tbh.

Foley's Wedding Planner

I'd fuck it off into the barrier too if I had to do a commercial signing about milk.....

Foley's Wedding Planner

"....and yes I have the clip of him singing about milk" God I love his journalistic approach to F1....

Foley's Wedding Planner

Join the mob

Jayy Succ

As an upstanding member of the community who's also had their fair share of the mundane distractions that interrupt one's divine work, I'd like to show a little support and understanding to RPM for not being able to post as much as we would like (which is every 5 minutes, let's be honest). Good luck, and goodbye.

Nathalie

You said a couple days you cunt, i know where you live and im gonna go down the street and burn your fucking parents house down. Kys rocket powers dipshit

Jayy Succ

im happy with audio, hes only asking for 3 dollars a month

Eithacos W

a roller coaster

Eithacos W

i believe you

Eithacos W

youtube ---- This Is Oracle Red Bull Racing's F1 2023 So Far... --- @ 5:55 red bull car with 3 on the front, cant tell if its a 2023 car or 2022. either way, watch out checo....

John Cameron

No such thing as a great grunge vocalist, ye git

Sava Saavedra

you said tuesday cunt where’s the fuckin vid

Cooper

The first signs of a psychotic breakdown include apophenia and mania. This will stop being exciting when the radio tells you you're being hunted for sport.

Fistful of Drachma

Two in the pink and one in the stink is known as the Shocker.

MPKilroy

Drop the vid you wanker

Frankie Ahearn

You think the YouTube slog are wondering if you’re still alive ?

Joe

Anyone from Canberra (which is a shit hole) who is remotely famous, ends up in a Canberra Milk ad, singing the jingle. It's expected. Webber is probably Canberra's only world famous export, and if he ever a won a WDC, he would have been placed under even more pressure to sing the jingle, because he would have been even more famous. And yes I acknowledge this sounds like nonsense, but as we all know, Australia is upside down.

IML337

There's established protocol for this. IP over Avian Carriers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

Stroll's Favorite Window

The Mohawk entered the 4th Dimension. We are ready to hit 5D

PHLATearth

Pay me and you can still edit the videos.

PHLATearth

I just love how the stuff what I commented here like 6 to 12 months ago makes it's way into the broadcast. That's some investigaytive journalism

PHLATearth

This is DEEP! THIS is Gold...

PHLATearth

wherezzz the videooo??? This is a deth tret!!!!

Neshkan

Here Rocket. SERIOUS POINT PLEASE LISTEN. I genuinely think you should do a 15-20 minute weekly news roundup podcast. nothing fancy, just turn the mic on at 2am in the Corsa and have a rant and then upload it (or Pidgeon or whatever) *edit* after a couple of capri suns for maximum effect

John Cameron

Iwantacarrierpidgeontobringmealatte

HaasSymp

First, I plan to play your advice for my children so they know you can be a total fuck up and still find yourself a cog in the relentless machine of servitude, much as you have done. Second, the greatest grunge vocalist was Scott Weiland, you uncultured Nazi pig.

FOErari pit sTRAGEDY

is it too early to begin threatening to burn the bungalow down due to a lack of content.... its only been 24 hours.......

GoAteefEEz 4hEd

"Yes everyone is disappointed with you....but you have to remember these people are morons" is such a great quote

Foley's Wedding Planner

Burn down the bungalow

BlackJack

I read the gay Obama letter and it comes across less as him admitting he’s gay and more that he’s trying to get ethereal bisexual pussy from the local goth communist chick at Columbia

G. Gordon Litty

In defence of Mark Webber, Canberra Milk is delicious.🥛(Hello Aussie Patreon crew)

Spexicano

So just went down the rabbit hole that was Max Mosleys life. Didn’t know about the whole dad being a facist thing cause ‘murican. Wonder why he was all about having sexual relations with women in “totally not, but not totally not Nazi uniforms”

SennaWasADiddler

You make mowing my lawn so much more enjoyable sir. Although, my neighbors probably think I'm half nuts, walking around giggling like a school girl while cutting said grass. Thanks for the hard work. The countless hours of digging through peoples trash trying to get the scoop. Dodging CIA operative bullets trying to bring the truth to the people. You are appreciated fine sir. 🙏 There is no one in the community that upstands (real word) taller than yourself. Lookin forward to the vidya. 🤙

butters_147

Not gonna lie, I'd love to see Massa acting out emojis for money. I have nothing against Felipe, I just think it would be absolutely hilarious. 😆

Evergreen

"you have to delegate responsibilities....do you know what that word means? Cause I don't"

Foley's Wedding Planner

Now then, which came first, Damon Hill's World Championship or that advert he did with Murray Walker for overpriced cheese on toast??? Also, I thought Audi and BMW had already invented a vessel that goes from zero to the speed of sound instantaneously? You've already seen them, at traffic lights, when the road goes from two lanes into one!!

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

MarkWebber quote “Seriously, Oscar, just do the milk song and if you get a podium this year, next year you can do the cottage cheese. Not so bad, right?”

Achmed Rosenstein

i think instead of buying the broadcasting rights to F1 you should buy WTF1 and fire everyone except CIAran and just make the podcast him telling us about the aliens and where elvis is

Eithacos W

Amazing content as always. We do need an update on the dentist girl though, did she see the video and are you slinging dick?

Lange Man

I understand you want to do a audio podcast, but if its going to be two weeks in-between uploads we, as patreon's, deserve a visual podcast. If its weekly an audio only is fine, but that isn't what you have been doing.

John Doppelhauer

iiiiIiii i i i iiiiim a Canberra milk kid, so glad you found this

aux

Christ has truly risen.

ZABO

Dentist hunt begins

Frisk

Brilliant as always! Hurry up with the new episode you cock!

Marco

Ah, nothing like blaring some of the best investigative journalism while I clean my apartment to keep my neighbors away

Aaron Page

Great episode mate. This white noise is a light in the dark during this boring ass summer break

Eric Schmitz

Wonder if that pep talk involved a couple new bruises...

Josh Cross

Great episode

Nathalie

Man I cannot wait to see how Massa'sasasas case will develop:D Juicy scandal. Thanks for a nice Sunday evening bro!

Paweł Mateja

Rocket: impending sense of doom and despair breeds success Leclerc: signs new deal with ferrari

Michael Massi

What they don't show in the Max drifting video is that between takes Jos gave Max a "pep talk" in private. That's why he got good so fast.

Phyuck Yiu

DENTIST UPDATE BUDDY?

ColorfulNight

For gravy it equates 5 American heart arteries

Team El Haych

what’s that in stone or pints of gravy

Snail Chaser

Layne Stayley was 6’2 and about 120 pounds when found dead in his apartment, that’s 54kg for you fuckin queen tit suckers.

Team El Haych

She could be any one of us

Prodigy

Where is the DENTIST UPDATE

Frisk

RPM is going to return to abandon civilization and return to monkey.

Zipa

Imagine Massa trying to argue in court that he would have had the WDC locked up if the FIA hadn't screwed him over, and the FIA going through all the hundreds of ways he could have still lost the championship, and the judge just stops everyone and looks at Massa and asks "which team did you drive for at the time?" and Massa says "Ferrari" and the judge just goes "lol, case dismissed"

Vin

you are the fuckin non earth biological shit found in the spacecraft

Cooper

Thank fuck this has been posted. Was sticking pins in my eyes watching Mat Armstrong's Dad rebuild a Ferrari gearbox.

WhiteCisMaleEntitledOAP

'do you know the bowling ball grip?'

OsamaBinstappen

“Chewsday”

Christian

Lil Rocket investigaytive jurnalizm is back

Vitor Ferrari

About fucking time xx

Enginseer Pete

it's been the tamest summer break known to mankind, not a whole lot to talk ab tbh

joey00

Yea mate wut da fuk u playing at? 😂

Jorge C

Wake up babe daddy gave us content

Ellie

I agree. Why am I paying for 2 audio feeds a month 💀 RPM fell off.

TeamLH Cult Leader

Moistness ensues

JR

Legend

Dylan Altman

FUCKING YUSSSSSS

Côte de porc

The LORD has graced us with another RPM podcast.

Eric Schmitz

Well in Rokkit

Joe Hendry

Thank you comrade for the unwavering support for our cause and investiGAYtive journalizzam

Mg

WE LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY !!!

Daniel.Cherny

Hear hear !

Morisall

36 minutes after 9 days is this a joke

Seamus

Thought like my dad you was never coming back

Qas

Michelle is daddy

Hannah Schmitz

ZADDY FINALLY DELIVERED

SennaWasADiddler

Took you long enough bitch

Qas

We want videos with elaborate edits!

Jack Cubswood


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