The Nerve #12 - The Great White Hope

Who the fuck has the kind o resources to comb the internet for something construed for a reaction from seven fucking years ago? The mossad that's who!

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

What's wrong with huwhite supreemassay? That's a good thing! Abu Dhabi 2021 was a blessing from the lord.

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

As a fan of NASCAR under da knee under da knee

Mickey Mouse on Crack

Question. Nuthin seryos If 99% of teamLH are black, does that mean black people are the craziest ones on this planet?

Tony Stark

They must have come for daddy. Where’s the new nerve?!

Free RPM Now!

Bruh gas is cheap as shit there and they literally pump it for you

Petronas Shareholder

"and shoutout to his family" had me in tears.

Jascha van Aalst

i can't believe logan sargeant is actually a jihadist veri insightfu

dutcharest

And the white supremacy is even spelled out in the name ”Race control”, clearly not a coincidence… THROW THEM IN JAIL

MaximusShaggius

How dare you mock Saint Jesus George Floyd of Fentanylicus?!?!

NelsonQueefet

The moment you mentioned Portugal I knew where that was going hahaha

A carrot.

Rapinhoe (or whatever) is a fascinating character. I always forget about her but she demands to Pop up in my feed every 6-12 month with increasingly stupid demands for the USWNT. For example to get paid better than the men (not equal) and sueing for it despite 1. They being offered the same deal as the men before and denying it in favor of one with guranteed wages and 2. Even after being told that they, in fact, ALREADY earn more than the US mens team. Even thus fact has not stopped her crying.

BlazingGandalf

Jersey 🤣 I live there lol. Not as cheap as made out….

Dylan Poingdestre

Hey dickhead, met Gerry Cooney “The Great White Hope” at an AA meeting great guy. Only reason I knew who he was because of your rants thanks

Frankie Ahearn

I was laughing my balls off at the last nerve but this one is next level.

Josh

I’m going to order Nicholas Latifi to fly his hot air balloon into Sheffield at this rate

Joas

oi, how about u stop shagging the dentist's assistant and show up for work u lazy millennial, or r ya one of them gen z cunts technically?

Evinak

where banana?

Evinak

He's tryna stop our lord and saviour from speaking the truth

Côte de porc

Lawrence probably poured some chemicals down RoPoMo's internet network

Côte de porc

Better be HIROSHIMA. I’m abusing caprisune while waiting you to upload today.

LemUhu

You've finished recording. Why does it take 16 hours to upload a podcast? Is Stroll handling the upload?

Riley Byng

Hurry up twat

Gabor Gombotz

It better slaps as hard as chris brown

OsamaBinstappen

It's "tomorrow" now - what's the fucking holdup???

NOT Podge

I reckon now is about the right amount of time to start threatening your family

Jayy Succ

Woot woot! Hubba hubba.

Holelander

I AM CALM

Hunter Biden

i have an actual VIDEO ready to broadcast and I just recorded the nerve so that will be out tomoz and the video in a few days STAY CALM

Snail Chaser

Post something or im gonna loose it

Côte de porc

oy fuckface where the podcast at

klakmen

BREAKING KNEWZ: r.mtdv.me/articles/man-with-mohawk-found-in-ibiza-ditch

Betio Chaps

THE FUCKIN NERVEEEEEE

Washedmilton gets no clunge

you doing alright buddy?

ColorfulNight

The summer break is for the teams and drivers…not you, you slippery little bastard. You better wind your neck in!

Verstappen Shagger

not just the nerve... the AUDACITY!

Evinak

If it takes any longer i WILL blow my RAPE whistle. I’m NOT kidding.

Holelander

The nerve, THE NEEERVE!

Arc Tru

FACT: Did you know that Schumacher used the same watch as RPM while actually driving his Benetton? It can be seen glued to the steering wheel with the bands ripped off on several pictures. It only makes sense that two legends of this sport wear the same watch. Btw I shagged ur mum last night.

Bas Eastwood

yeah the whole house is a bit much, maybe just burn down his bathroom

Eithacos W

Oh no I have, just sometimes it looks a bit much like people saying their gonna burn his house down

KoRFletch

Where new podcast 🤔

Jaxorb

You’re late, Investigate faster dickhead

zulongi

😌

KoRFletch

STAY CALM?

John Cameron

people need to chill the F out, he will post when he's ready, calm it down.

KoRFletch

your release schedule is as shaky as an Alzheimer's patient in a washing machine.... much love haha

John Cameron

Sheffields gonna fuckin get it mate

Cooper

oi cunt fuck is the pod

Cooper

Hurry up cunt

Daniel

We need a new video NOW or we burn Sheffield to the ground

Ty

RPM's content is like project manhattan. Takes years of genius work to cook but when it drops, it absolutely RIPS!

Tony Kalliojärvi

Wheres the next bideo

Ghost of Michael Masi

RPM throwing traumatic life events in the podcast like he's Verstappen lmao

Ionut Alex

Oyi dickhead, fix a schedule motherfucker... or I swear I'll storm into your house and rip that thing off your head

Shubham Seth

I second this

Taylen Houslip

well, that's it, LTT is fucked....gunna need you to adopt their upload schedule and get 100+ employees now to entertain me...

John Cameron

A bit out of topic but have you noticed that a lot of random internet stores are selling your vitch tits and nerve intensifies tshirts? Seems unfair, somebody just used your ideas and signs it with rpm name 😔

Richard Zlobinski

As someone who also watched NASCAR, Noah Gragson getting fired over a meme is just an excuse for his team to fire him with cause and not have to pay him more money. He was a bad Cup driver and he wouldn’t have been able to race with the team next year because they’re switching from Chevy to Toyota and Chevy was refusing to release him from his development contract with them and also wanted want his team to pay Chevy 3 million dollars in rent if they kept him on next year.

Garrat M

I need a burner account on Reddit. TeamLH banned me from r/lewishamilton and I never even posted in there!

SennaWasADiddler

Some news about F2 driver Oliver Bearman dropped today and I immediately thought of the Nerve #6 where you play that GOD AWful clip of the F2 drivers talking about margarita calories. Bearman isn't even in it but god damn you RPM for making me think F2 drivers are all twats and ripe cunts.. even though he probably is too.

iambreed

I didn’t have a burner account now I’m banned on twitter and can’t make a new account thanks to team lh

LePain

"If I'm getting canceled...let me quickly give the piss to Women's Soccer"

Foley's Wedding Planner

We just wanna know what happened to that nurse he mentioned a while back....

Foley's Wedding Planner

"If it walks like a duck....and it quacks like a duck...it's probably a white supremacist....unbelievable"

Foley's Wedding Planner

Did it really take us half a season to realize Logan was out of the championship? We shoulda known that by the first or second race, third TOPS and that's coming from an American who wanted to see him have even the smallest shred of success in F1. Hope he stays around.

Foley's Wedding Planner

It's time for another Q&A episode, surely we all have some more perfectly reasonable questions!

Mike

I love your satirical take on politics and social issues. When you said that this is a dystopian hell scape, you hit it on the head. I would LOVE to shoot a video with you bouncing rants back and forth because I think it would be REALLY funny. A fat American and a Brit having a back and forth about globalist demons would be 🤌🏻. Also, I’m new to F1 (within 3 years) and WOW that also would be a gold mine. 😂. I love your shit man.

Charlie

I don’t want that for myself. Will be a hassle to admin that.

Holelander

daddy rocket, i’m trying get into youtube but every time i upload a video the video quality gets bummed by youtube, how to i fix it 🙏🙏

Joey Burke

That's perfectly reasonable. BUT I WANT VALIDATION DAMNIT

John Cameron

he once said that the list would be too long to include it in the video description and also he doesnt really do outros so that s probably never gonna happen but I support the cause

Zxphxr

so when are you going to start putting the Patreon names in the YouTube videos so we can lord it over those plebs? I NEED VALIDATION

John Cameron

this is so raw its beyoutifooollll....

LemUhu

My favourite thing with the Honda Dealership is that in the BTCC in the 90's John Cleeland drove for Vauxhall but ran a volvo dealership during the day. Show's how daft Teamlh can get.

Callum Tart

I am so fucking happy rapinoe missed that kick. Anti-American cunt

Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome

For the second weekend in a row i have whacked on the nerve during my late night trek home. Falling asleep to an angry rant about Princess Diana sending pictures of her twat on snapchat to dodi al fayed and Madeline McCann fidget spinners is an excellent way to wrap up an evening.

CH

Have been on holiday myself, so thanks for the update to news of the world. You just entertain the shit out of that lame summer break. In fact, I love your F1-Stuff, but please go balls deep on everything you love to mess about. btw: Its a pity for the US-Women-Team... and women-soccer in general. They had it in their own hands to push the sport, specially in the US, where its not that popular anyway. But since they are all annoying as hell, they fucked it up. Congratulations and back to start. There seem to be similar ways, western soccer-teams go woke and go home. Just check the mens soccer-team of Germany an their elimination-story in Quatar 2022. Its so funny, it hurts.

Windgeisel

Out doing the weed trimming, listening away, the Madeline McCann fidget spinner line had me laughing out loud making the neighbors wonder what I'm on (besides these awesome HTFSE pens I've recently discovered 😵‍💫). Great podcast as per usual. 👍

shawn m.

I'm not gonna lie, that was a long walk through oil country to get to the F1 newspaper stand and find 3/4 of the pages missing.

Dmacdraws

Im thinking about listening to this podcast for the second time. ITS SO FUCKING DEEP gachiHYPER

Zulugwa

WH OMEGALUL

Zulugwa

POV vich tits secretly listening to this https://i.gifer.com/2Gek.gif

so_sad

Tapas in Portugal... Priceless

j1358

You better upload again within a week or I'll kick ya nan in the puss

Skroeftie

yes, even if its just you sitting in a bathtube and scream about random shit, without any editing

Stoned Pikachu

Making career ending statements IS you career.

Holelander

I realize you want to run a podcast with just audio, but adding video only enhances your performance.

John Doppelhauer

no one like Meghan cause after being given the ability to make millions of dollars representing her country she openly despises it, and also she has admited to her favorite moment being equal pay and not winning one of the many world cups, (o and she and the rest of the USWNT lost to a u16 mens team)

Vortyxc

The God has returned and gave us another piece of a Holy Nerve to experience once agane. ZULUL

Zulugwa

The Swedish women's soccer team that beat the USWNT was easily the most woke team left in the tournament. The USWNT just wasn't good this time around

CMike

So the RPM network is soon to be a corporation. Hmmm. Does this mean every piece of content will now need “The Boards” approval? Fuck sales! We all knew this was going happen. All the loyal piglets that have been hear since the beginning. And yes we all do pay to hear you rant about soccer, F1 and other things. But, we also have to realize that a creative mind has to work its magic. Even if it is done is a shed in the back yard. Apple computers were created in a garage and look where that ended up!!! #LETTHEGREATCREATE

Old Fart Rattler

I think it’s fair to threaten to burn your house down because we are the paying pigs so the least you can do is scream once a week at us. I love listening to the gossip while I’m at work

Max

Anyone who says "as an American" should have to deep throat a baseball bat

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

On the subject of the McCann's, did you forget about the Shannon Mathew's debacle the year after? Now granted it wasn't as posh as a holiday complex in Portugal, but some shithole Council estate in Dewsbury, to be fair her Mother Karen had a go!!!! Plus her Stepdad turned out to be a nonce with a shed load of kiddyporn on his P.C. So not only did they try and continue the "Retirement Plan" idea, they attempted to up the stakes too!!!!!!

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

it was funny, its strange to equate incels to complaining about woke culture when its ubiquitous

Eithacos W

How do we know?

RPM_Enjoyer

On Gragson: juicy story i got from a primary source, but I may or may not be full of shit He and his team have had a bad year, they arent getting along at all. The team is upset with his performance but have provided him with a tractor of a car. They were looking for a reason to sack him, and they found a like on an offensive meme from 3 years ago on his Instagram. The team themselves blew the whistle on the cancel, and also brought it to NASCAR which brought on the suspension. Seems like some #teamLH level digging I'm not trying to support the offensive meme, I just like the juicy gossip

RJ Kassel

Michael Masi? Gone Princess Diana? Gone Nicholas Latifi? Gone Little Kimmy? Gone Paul Di Resta? Gone Sinead O'Connor? Gone Every single person who could see past the Satanist veil of Sam Smith has either been killed or fired from Sky Sports, thus preventing them from revealing the truth.

Oli

JAHAJAJAAJJAHAHA

Sergio Pérez Gutierrez

Throw them in JAIL! 😆

Caloy Diaz

I agree, perhaps a cock slapping on a table?

Grakenverb

Give the man a break, it was still funny. Babe Ruth had a .342 lifetime batting average, not every episode can be the best. Take your lows with your highs for fucks sake. You should go to the Ocean Club Complex in Portugal and chill.

Grakenverb

Using your child for early retirement is almost as genius as the teamLH fan who faked his own death. Also, George Floyd's death isn't funny, just as 911, but Latifi flying a hot air balloon into the twin towers is, so..

Christopher Norris

Lulba

when will we be able to buy stonks in RPM LLC?

Pronato

Have you seen those f1 povs on TikTok? I feel bad for Leclerc lol

heretheyare

Derek is just bitter because he was a shit driver, both in F1 and the BTCC, he crashed into more shit during his short time in the BTCC than Latifi did. Its clearly a HATECRIME

Zipa

In 2021 didn’t Masi say “it’s a race Toto, it’s a race.” Makes sense now.

Holelander

Don't pretend you didn't google search George Floyd porn immediately

Satan's Avocado

I mean FIA 'Race Control' sounds pro lematic, it all checks out

Ian Dluvsdnd

What did he say about the shanade O’Connor bit? Aloha snackbar?

Jonn Alfaro

“The nerve”needs an ending sound. The explosion on the main channel video lets me know that a full broadcast has been achieved. With “the nerve” it just slowly dies and I don’t realize it has ended.

Hella Stackz

W Ian

Martin Hoski

Still can't wrap my head around Gragson being canned for liking a meme while someone like Santino Ferrucci has a seat in Indycar after his genuinely racist behavior.

aeonjade

SMH! RPM went soft! Only two klanspeople in the thumbnail? Scared to threaten to commit acts of terror to Paul’s house without qualifying that it’s just a joke??? I think he’s secretly become a double agent for TeamLH and when the time is right, he’s going to defect to North Korea like that US soldier the other day. Come to think of it, that guy was probably also a part of Team LH and is negotiating terms with Kim Jon Un to take RPM in after defecting!!

Zachary Berry

I can relate so yes, we are both right

Kastengruberricharda

just sayin

Satan's Avocado

fuckin hell Ian

Snail Chaser

The ocean club tapas are quite nice.

Prefect Racing

George Floyd was also an aspiring Pornstar and had appeared in several movies, surely a better meme would be him shoving his massive cock down some girls throat with the caption "I cant Breathe"

Satan's Avocado

Rage Against the Grand Prix - Austria https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hYZANgj-b0

MrDatel

Actually we're down to 18 drivers for the world championship, Ricardo is also mathematically impossible (as is de Vries if he somehow gets a seat back). Thanks god Kevin and Yuki are still in with a decent chance ;)

Paul

There was also the french f1 tv commentator that called vitch tits "the autistic" (his words). I think he got fired

ModalStorm1195

Not me listening to this podcast and manufacturing the most vile and offensive memes immaginable

Michael Oxlong JR

Thought something bad was brewing

FLY-SY FPV

I think the real reason they’ll cancel daddy is because he, as a European, better yet a black British trans woman called the beautiful game ‘soccer’…how dare you. I’m taking this to the high courts as I’m typing.

Bence Gábor

I zoned out for a minute and came back to hearing about madeleine mccann tablecloth. Great stuff 👍

Mat h

Bitch it took you long enough to upload

Qas

The only great white Hope i know is Gandalf, during the first lights of the fifth day

Côte de porc

Dinner tastes better when you're a bit hungry. An episode worth waiting 😉

Wojciech Jaguś

Lmao! Your ending to your podcast is exactly how I felt. I was so close to making a comment asking why haven’t you posted you fuck I’ll find you! But then this podcast came out while at work and I couldn’t wait to get home and sit down smoke a joint and laugh my ass off to the best podcaster in the world! I honestly would love to listen to you comment on a race like crafty does I feel like that would be the most entertaining thing in the world. Not a race live but a recording. I would watch that and it’s easy to make. I am sure other would love this too.

TMR

Thanks for posting, I was HYPOTHETICALLY on the midst of planning on how to burn down your shed. To be fair you just saved me a big headache since my plan was getting out of control. All because I don’t know where in Britain is the shed located, so I was HYPOTHETICALLY contacting a couple of certain world leaders who have convincingly demonstrated how to mow down entire villages via ordinance and throwing ball park figures for how much ordinance would be needed to cover the lower half of the British Isles. But then of course you posted and saved Britain, congratulations you should be merited with the Victoria Cross by His Majesty The King.

Emilio Pereyra

“Slams his cock on the table” IS the deep race analysis we all come here for.

Drew

Same. Honestly w/ almost every opinion RPM has I’m on board with

Crewneck Lewis

He has burner accounts? He could be any one of us. I must get to the bottom of this conspiracy.

Prodigy

As an American, I love your commentary on the US Women’s National Team. Never change.

J. P.

Do yourself a favor and look up Noah's dad. Shout out to Scott Gragson's family

Drew Goldsworthy

i've managed to completely ignore the womens world cup until it was brought up here... now that's influence. ok that's prolly way too much of an ego boost for some 20-year old twat. #stayhumble

Evinak

Thank you RPM for giving me some white noise to distract me from the hell I live in

J4K3

christ, team LH could find MH370 if they thought white supremacy brought it down

Michael Massi

As an American I made it a habit since birth, to never allow the British to speak for me. I will allow it this once on the Rapinoe topic, much appreciated.

Cody

Some McCann rabbit hole you got down there

Tyler Hughes

For the next 56 minutes and 57 seconds, life once again has meaning.

Mike

You mentioned having burner accounts for many things… but do u have one to fangirl over charles leclerc? dont lie 🤭❤️‍🔥🏎️

nennu

Does anybody in these commands even know her....

Sil de wit

Fack, Sinead OConnor was a gift to this world RIP❤️😭

Sil de wit

Posting this while I'm at work. The nerve!

Athinira

Make an only fans and post the same content as here. That shit would be hilarious

Peter Pooler

Post more often piss pig or I’ll have to become a member of #teamLH just to have entertainment in my life

Ellie

I suddenly want to visit this hotel in Portugal 🤔

Abd el Mounaim Chentir

Right about fucking time scumbag

Martin Hoski

I literally stopped everything I was doing just to listen to a 1h rant! And I love it!

Jorge Colmenares

ANSWER MY REQUEST IN DMS YOU SLIPPERY LITTLE BASTARD

Fernando Guimarey

King has returned

Louis Blanshard

Aww thank god your back! I was getting worried you went on summer break piss pig 🥲🤣

Amie Jardine

I guess my manifesto can wait until after this podcast.

Team El Haych

You keep calling him Poois Pamilton, when his name is clearly Poois Shamilton

MustardFacial

LESSSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Edivino Boveto Junior

After a rough day, I needed this.. Thank you.💯

Jason Steptoe

perfect timing as always, listening in a bus in rome

Christopher Norris

I was thinking about when the RPM will reach the red zone again. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Bence Gábor

You’re right. And I am. But at this point almost a month without a video has brought me to addict-like disparity and withdrawal.

Jared LaLone

New RPM content, I AM NOT READY

Oli

Rocket will donate an free merch if they can identify the GOAT in my PP

George Hutchings

Be happy with the Podcast and shut up will ya

Kastengruberricharda

Life is a little better again

Kastengruberricharda

My butthole became inflamed as well

Johnathan R Sanchez

I though he was going soft for a second, I take it back.

Pirelli Wets

Video when?!

Jared LaLone

Let's fucking go!

Humberto

The sheer speed of the blood flow to a certain region when I got the notification

Carbon117

Tf was this while I was at work mate

Rookie Moto

M8 it's after midnight, what are you playing at

Jackary

We’re all here for you boss ❤️

George Hutchings

If there is no "Paul de Resta" hate segment in this podcast, im resigning my subscription

Côte de porc

3 WEEKS AFTER THE LAST NERVE. SEND HIM TO JAIL.

George Hutchings

Never did I think I would be excited to listen to a man yell about fast cars, politics, and the devil himself, yet here we are.

Frisk

Oh yes daddy!

RPMcultmember3469

He has risen again

Rasmus Baluch Rinaldo

I’m sure this will be a totally normal podcast

SennaWasADiddler

Everyone asleep but the true followers

Remadas

YESSSSS

CT

we will be wanking to this tonight!

lime

The piss pig has uploaded yet another banger

JFM

Oh god oh lawd

IVO

Thank Jesus

Jaren Schindler

Happy days

George Rogers

Thanks. Going through a rough time and I could use this little pick me up.

Tiago Dumont

This looks like it’s going to be pure fire

Confused Tomato

Sugar rush baby

Alex Wilson

YES

John Cameron

Finally, daddy is back after getting the milk

Chud maxxing

Rocket should I start a podcast?

Slight Moron

OIIIII

Tom Jak