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The Nerve #10 - The Devil vs Daddy Pamilton

how do i feel what do i say IN THE END IT ALL GOES AWAY 

in this transmission i scream about nyck de vries getting sacked, hello fresh and a high octane legal war between Lewis Hamilton's daddy and the devil himself 

Time stamps

0:00 - hot news

8:07 - nordVPN sponsorship fail

19:30 - hello fresh demons

25:38 - cara delaviny vs Martin Brundle

31:45 - bernie collins

34:40 - devil vs daddy pamilton


also, i did the RSS feed thing everybody was yelling at me about so that should work now your welcome pigs 


https://www.eurosport.com/formula-1/hamilton-and-di-resta-finally-resolve-bitter-legal-dispute_sto4131308/story.shtml

The Nerve #10 - The Devil vs Daddy Pamilton  The Nerve #10 - The Devil vs Daddy Pamilton

Comments

Martin Brundle is worthy of respect. Cara Delviny is an entitled, narcissistic stoopid drugged out cunt which is NOT worthy of respect Mssss. PR Twitter of Alfuh RuMaYo.

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

Bernie Collins had the camel toe of the year at the Belgian GP.

Dreamboat MacGillicutty

More stories about sponsorships please

N

The start of this podcast did not age well …

Isabelle Flynn

You said no to $4k??? you dont know how to cook!??!! You didnt know "hello fresh" was make it yourself meal ??? Are you retarded?

Matt

Poor Nic :(

Matt

Fuck Cara delavigne. Like, literally, if you can, fuck her, she’s hot

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

You should start your own VPN with blackjack and hookers and I would pay you 4 grands for that. Actually you can keep the VPN and the Blackjack

🅱️rédéric 🅱️asseur 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛

I’d pay 4grand to hear the full NordVPN ad in your style

Nicolo Lorenzon

As someone who is hard of hearing/deaf, I fully agree we need someone throwing up signs bc even if it’s in a sign language I don’t understand, I’ll still understand more then when Bernie speaks.

MZ

My brother. Garlic presses save time

Camelfinger

You have to bring your own sir and better be more than one

R R

Good. Should be more 🦾

R R

Well Ricciardo didn't win that much against Yuki did he

R R

Even though I embrace and adore you for everything, saying sh1t and sacking Daniel Retardo is next level love. Down with fcking Daniel Retardo fucketry

Ivan

Thank God I’m not the only one who can’t understand a goddamn word Bernie says

Professor Alfred Sharpton

Bernie Collins isn't that bad, she (I'm Canadian) to me, sounds like a generic Newfie, who went to college. And has all their teeth!

Connar Comstock

The fact that even when you needed the money that you stayed true to yourself and what you want your product to be makes me that much happier to support you here!

Edgar Santiago

And not counting YouTube

King Headass

Yeah and its like 10k after Patreon and the Gov take their cut. Still good tho

Moe Lester

The Cara Delevigne vs Martin Brundle bit was comedy gold!

Baron von Noob

I just did the maths rocket makes £20,160.4 a month from patreon man makes hella stacks

King Headass

Thanks rocket This got me through the last leg of a long, hungover road trip back from my friends wedding today

Matt

big respect for turning down the nordvpn dollars, when i was just a youtube pleb your channel was the only one that i would bother to watch any advert longer than 10 seconds for, because i wanted you to get the ad revenue.

Tom Charlton

"This is formula 1 - the finest drivers in the world. Plus Lance Stroll." - Perfect :)

Paul

Knob-VPN adverts are so fucking annoying

J. David Palermo

new member, hi fellow cultists, or do we identify as "family"? Will we be issued firearms or do i supply my own?

mikeTeam1

Where the the NERVE??? The fans must know 🙃

NOT Podge

I swear to Latifi! It’s a rumour but it’s totally true! Elon went as far as to remove indicators on his cars because he hates “Amber”. Unprofessional and immature behaviour I respect 🫡

Brenton Sword

New video this week? “why U lieing 4”

Hella Stackz

Hell yes

J'biden Jackson

We need cute dental assistant girl update

Frendly neighborhood mechanic

Thank you for making the rss feed <3

Free Latifi

AMAZING :d

David Ouellette

this is the best i love it

Horhae

Are we getting a Discord for members?

Patrick Jakobsen

Yo RPM, how much to do a piss-taking advert of my dumb fucking product, you capitalist pig?

feoffle

“Fernando Alonso stole my potatoes” throwaway line that killed me.

Hella Stackz

Go to srf.ch, go to Live TV and then it’s either on SRF 2 or SRF info.

Skilan

Jo Vitch-tits, welche CH stream bitte? Austrian streams are super unstable. I learnt German just to avoid listening to Crofty.

PeRfEcTly ReAsOnAbLe

Yeah it’s my only way to watch F1 live in Singapore without paying for $100+ a month for the local TV package with sports. I have a VPN that I set to USA and pay $SGD10/month for F1TV

Emilie Tan

I get high just but listening to him

Wojciech Jaguś

I don’t think it’s gonna happen. We’ll see.

Anormalvideogamer

‘Fernando Alonso stole my potatoes’ in that accent was the funniest thing I’ve heard this month.

Neel Shah

Getting high and listening to RPM is the closest I have been to get to experiencing schizophrenia, so far

Neel Shah

The email address on the email 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Josh

Gleiches Problem, gleiche Lösung. Außerdem sind die Streams in CH stabiler und die Kommentatoren besser.

L. Strulovitch

so you watch nazi-financing Swiss broadcast

Wojciech Jaguś

My takeway from this investigative journalizzm: Throw Anthony Hamilton in jaaaeel

Mg

VPNs aren’t completely useless. They are the only way I can watch F1 in Germany. I’m definitely not paying 40 € to watch F1 legally in Germany. I have a VPN for like a buck a month and watch F1 for free with my location switched to Switzerland or Austria. (Mostly Switzerland, because I can’t stand the Red Bull Nazi TV that broadcasts F1 in Austria)

Skilan

Can't wait for Tsunoda shitting on Ricciardo.

Furashu

"What other direction is there!?!"

CH

You will not get a strike on Patreon...

Zulugwa

Ric's hands like Redbull indeed. But Alpha Tauri? Ric might worry about Mclaren 2.0. TrollDespair

Zulugwa

What kinda daft cunt signs up to hello fresh but doesn't read the web form, where they clearly state the fact you have to cook. Bruh, you're starting to turn in a TeamLH legend.

Kam Kalsi

I was expecting some lance stroll terrorism comments

Nick Burek

Respect for not bending over to advertisers conditions, man! If you want to make ads funny, there are some companies who have no limits. Check out this video of craziest ad reads by the great Tim Dillon, this is crazy. I can totally see you doing something like this, it's your style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dj-VHHX-_4

Moe Lester

God bless'er but Bernie Collins sounds like she's speaking 2 separate languages at once like a translator. You get a few words of clear English and then 1 long slew of words you can only assume are some type of tribal dialect.

Foley's Wedding Planner

"Oh I bet SHE eats hellofresh" has to be the oddest yet funny insults I've heard in a while

Foley's Wedding Planner

Advertisers still don't understand that creators need to put their own spin on ads to get people actually watching them. I never skipped a single Tim Dillon Ad back when he made them funny. Only person I've seen have an ad read go viral and yet companies refuse to let people go off script.

Foley's Wedding Planner

TBH the only way I see Max & Riccardo working out as direct teammates is another season of Max dominating so hard that Riccardo becomes content fighting the rest of the grid for second

Foley's Wedding Planner

"the finest drivers in the world.....and Lance Stroll"

Foley's Wedding Planner

TIME STAMPS FINALLY 👍

Hix

Anyone else have to smoke a joint before pressing play? 😂😂 And also can the devil and papa pamilton get in the submarine?

Ben

You should have a second YouTube channel with a separate email account for your 9/11 memes

InfiniteIdeas

I will pay to watch this vpn ad

David canales

The best bit about the screenshot is your gmail address.

JeanTodt

Pual Diarrhesta and Grandpa Princess Dress fell out because, ok I know this is going to sound more insane than a #F1XED YouTube video but this was really a serious discussion in 2012. Aight, so the devil had been a Mercedes driver in DTM tested with McLaren and then got his Force India seat because they were a Mercedes customer team and was seen as a possible future star considering he had beaten current 2 time defending champion Sebastian Vettel in F3 as teammates. So anyway Pual was going to take Schumacher’s seat at Mercedes in 2014 as Schumacher had one more option year on his contract. That was until Lewis threw a Twitter strop and tweeted out his and Buttons telemetry data and fucked off from McLaren leaving a seat open for sulferboy who was already familiar with the team and basically looked like a done deal. Until Sergio Perez entered the early season chat with 2 P2’s and a P3 in a fucking Sauber and steals shitheads seat. But hold up, Perez was a Ferrari academy driver and Massa was on the last year of his contract and clearly not the same driver he was before his injury so Perez was in line for that seat which despite the UK media spraying their seed at the idea of Palu taking that spot Ferarri decided to give a one year extension to by this point a pretty average driver in Massa instead of the hot new star of the future Palsy Diarrhesta. This saga via what converted him into a Grand Prix terrorist. Oh and also just for fun a year later Force India would fuck him out the door and replace him with Sergio Perez. To add on the career shitcake he was eating 2 years later he was hired by Williams, as the reserve driver. Felipe Massa’s reserve driver.

Pang

That’s a great point about the VPN security. The amount of capability that Governments have is absolutely fuckin cracked. That’s what happens when elected officials aren’t held accountable for crimes against the people.

Charlie

Didn’t Miss Delvine drive a formula E gen 2 car at some point in time? Seems like she’s above average… Motorsport interested

Jeemsi

Brilliant as always

Marco

Talk about Xavi so they fire him

Christopher Norris

jayoooooollllllll

Kiran Kok

The only reason i use an VPN is for porn and pirating movies. It works wonders for that, but the GOVERNMENT is still after me.

funky Marco

You should make a vidoe of why you hate Paul Di Resta😅😅😅

Eddy Jenkins

Does Danny realise people are laughing at him, not with him? Now in one of the shitter cars on the grid he has something to blame when he finishes 16th-17th week after week.... #loser

WhiteCisMaleEntitledOAP

I think the only reason not to sack Perez yet, is because he has been so bad, he is no threat to Verstappen, and as Verstappen can get Red Bull both championships, driver and team, they don't see the need in creating conflict within the team.

Maroulita

At least Bernie knows what she's talking about, I'd far rather have her than Pinkham or that gobshite Noddy Sniff

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Please for CHRIST SAKE, don't waste a strike! but upload that Osama Bin Russell to Patreon. You'd be doing the lords work.

Balljoint

And I have the cankles of a 9 month pregnant women

Sushi Tunoda

Mad respect to our comedy god for not selling out

Jonas Berntsen

Man’s didn’t even do an Irish accent, that was a Canadian from South Park

CowsWithGuns

Piastri still didn't have the upgraded front wing

Zacahorse

Put them in the same cell

Zacahorse

I’m a die hard JV fan and I still have PTSD about his bad career choices.

Emilie Tan

The Bernie Collins bit made be laugh to tears. Especially the part where Fernando Alonso is somewhat involved in the potato famine 😂

Emilie Tan

Ironically enough, I need a VPN to see your patreon for some bullshit reason. I created the account in the US, and Im in brazil currently. So its not that useless. I absolutely need rpm to mute the internal voices that lives inside me

DeliciaFelps69

Man's just putting his email address out there for the whole world to see. Also, LMFAO.

Patrick

Its clear Lizzie owns the vpn, trying to keep Rocket quiet about strolls inbred uncle smashing a tunnel wall without even having drs

Michael Massi

As an irishman who frequently works with people from the midlands/ London, i agree with the Bernie section. Noone can understand a word i say unless i talk at half speed haha.

Barry Hargan

The Irish gibberish 🤣🤣🤣

Nob Loser Myers

should open an RPM onlyfans for all that Twin Towers penetrating action

LowerCase mai

You absolutely nailed it about Bernie, I literally cannot understand a word she says. I thought you might be able to understand her because of your more similar dialect. It sounds like she's speaking in Gaelic to my American ears.

Jim Stewart

Saw helmet Marco at Silverstone.. dude looked like a corpse they'd just pulled out from the sea.. clearly firing the windmil enthusiast has taken its toll 😂

Michael Oxlong JR

Have to say that the ASMR of typing on keyboard was weird

Frederico Lopes

Apart from the fact that he hasn't been able to drag that canoe of an alfa romeo into any decent results, I mean zho is only 1 point behind him. With all the extra experience bottas has? Nah he won't go anywhere near that seat

Michael Oxlong JR

That nordvpn ad should’ve went live. Nordvpn was just too soft. That bit of princess diana streaming Netflix on her iPad before getting murdered would’ve made me get nordvpn or at least stay for every ad you had to offer

Jonn Alfaro

If you're looking for quick meals, go for HUEL, it's good stuff

Mees Remmers

Nahh m8 Joaquin Phoenix didnt butcher the Joker, he absolutely pulled off a masterclass there

Lil Andrew

Tip for your garlic. Use a large knife and squash the garlic with the flat edge then chop with a bit of salt to make a good paste. From Gordon Ramsay himself.

Guido

I'm properly looking forward to seeing Riccardo struggle because I dislike him. His big fake smile, fans that make Teamlh and the Verstrapons look sane and career decisions that turned out even worse than Jacques Villeneuve to BAR except the BAR was a shit car and the McLaren was actually decent. Fuck his fans, fuck his smile and bring on Lawson. Also let Vips come back because he's actually decent and who cares if he drops the odd minor slur

Michael Maclean

I actually would have enjoyed the RPM version of a NordVPN ad. LUL

T.W. Falconer

Bernie Collins bit was amazing. That NEEDS to make it to a video.

Some Numpty

Bottas would be a good replacement for Checo. Team friendly, already had that support role on Mercedes and he’s a decent driver.

Kevin O'Gorman

Make an RPM V2 channel for the risky content and post a link video to main channel

JG0193

As those sponsorships roll in, take care with those embedded links in emails as they could be malware. Even Linus Tech Tips was hacked.

Tuan Hoang

he is cooking a bigger fish, the Balenciaga deal

Baseem Mayala

Same thing with kimi & seb. Havent heard anyone talk about them in the paddock that they miss them

OsamaBinstappen

piss pig

bigaidsfromthefareast

I AM CALM!

Pang

Naomi Schiff is so annoying to the point that during her stupid comments and questions, I almost wish Pual Di Resta - the devil himself- rises from the pit of hell underneath her feet, swallows her whole, and then disappears.

Baseem Mayala

Both your Nan and Princess Diana are applauding from their graves that you told those shitty sponsors to pack that shit in. 👊

Athinira

All the people coming out of no where caring about nyck devries is so weird. Like will anyone even remember him in three races

Shelby glasser

You sell out capitalist pig, the nerve of partnering up with nordvpn and NOT mentioning that Princess Diana crossed the road because she wasn’t wearing her seatbelt… I shall take my money and spend it on a meal deal for my lunch

Harry

If you want a sponsorship that will support your creativity on Diana look at any of Ari Shaffirs sponsors

Owen Mason

show us the thumbnail 4head

Jackary

Hire me I’m a gun owning unstable American who reads about Ruby Ridge as pornography.

Team El Haych

Get on that factor_ grind mate

Bootstrap Bill

you sayin musk pumped both of them at same time bloody hell mad lad

Snail Chaser

As someone who is from the same part of Ireland that Bernie is from and has lived in the north of England for 10 years, let me know if you need help translating from potato dialect to gravy dialect mr Mohawk.

Ryan-m334

STAY CALM ! The Earth is Flat and Non-Rotating. We've been LIED to about EVERYTHING! The #ILLUMINATI does it All...

PHLATearth

Not gonna lie, the Ricciardo Verstappen 2024 title fight is my dream too

Jackary

also fair play to Martin Brundle for calling out Cara Delvigne on being just another clueless celeb who knows absolutely nothing about the sport or the drivers posing on the grid walk to raise her own profile of the backs of F1's new found popularity, they have to agree to be interviewed if they want to do the grid walk but it seems none of them are briefed or even know who Martin Brundle is which is an insult to the real fans of F1 who would love to be in her privileged position but would never get the chance.

Satan's Avocado

Sounds like it’s going well then

Rachel Gunning

i will update once she has filed her restraining order

Snail Chaser

You obviously don’t know how difficult and expensive it is to have worldwide vegan catering! Typical troll comment loser go do something helpful for the world like Lewis and his veganism has did for all the animals are people too #StillWeRise #VoidLap58 #F1XED #TeamLH #Ihatemyself

Pang

The Bernie Collins bit was outrageous 💀💀💀

MBonelli

Cara had a threesome with Amber Heard and Elon Musk in J. Depp’s house. Martin should have asked, what was a worse site, Elons cock in your mouth or your appearance in Suicide Squad?

Brenton Sword

Minimum wage pig

Brenton Sword

RIP & shoutout to your family

Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome

Can we please get something on the absolute Jupiter sized levels of insanity coming from the #Voidlap58 supreme crusader extraordinaire that is #F1XED @jamesatkins888. I cannot put into words how deep down the rabbit hole of autism this man goes down. "This channel has been created to expose the true reality of the SYSTEMATIC CORRUPTION that is taking place in the Sport of Formula 1. Almost 12 months on from one of the most corrupt events that has ever taken place in Sport, NONE of the mainstream MEDIA has told the truth about the event - despite many of us contacting them on multiple occasions to try to get them to expose the truth. I have tried to contact other YouTube channels who are much better at this than I am, but to no avail, so it has come to this. Excuse my lack of talent, but focus on the content. You as a viewer of the Sport of Formula 1 have been lied to. You have been presented with a corrupt agenda. It is time that the perpetrators are held to account, and there is a consequence for their criminal actions. For those who want to read the detailed articles that I have written that expose each of the elements of the corruption, check out my Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100077949763536". HIS WORDS The sheer scale of conspiratorial content put out by this man is truly impressive. Today the 70th video was posted to the YouTube channel. 70 separate videos containing hours upon hours of "evidence" detailing the vast plot that culminated in the genocidal war crimes of Abu Dhabi 2021. I am going to be as autistic as possible in posting about this because there is nothing I love more in combination than F1 and conspiracies. I am currently somewhere in Central America as part of an actual conspiracy so using hilarious and unimportant conspiracies to project myself into as a coping mechanism for maintaining my own last shreds of sanity. Plus copious amounts of Adderall make posting things that look like pages of a Stroll family diary a fun hobby.

Pang

Mercedes has spent over a Billion dollars each season from 2014-2021

PHLATearth

Papi Pamilton

Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome

I think you should add sponsors to videos uploaded on cucktube for those plebs

FentUser68

We requested a dentist update

Rachel Gunning

We’re gonna need regular photographic updates of you getting ripped

Rachel Gunning

Best nordvpn ad ever

Geezer

Thumbnail plz babes

Lance Strolls Window

I'd much rather listen to Bernie Collins over Naomi Schiff the failed racing driver who clearly wants to shaggy hamilton and talks likes she's a world champion

Phil McCracken

George bin latte, didnt even show any personality or excitement doing loops in a jet fighter, what do you have to do to get the guy to show any sign of humanity

Satan's Avocado

I'm shocked that rocket has more integrity than all the big shot million subscriber youtubers, would've thought he'd sell out his family for 4000 pounds per video

raf

Stroll goes to Dacia

Wojciech Jaguś

I C BAJS forsen1

False Identity

Needed this today mate

Blake

Eeem, what is RSS? forsenKek

Zulugwa

The PNG, OMEGALUL

Zulugwa

De vries sacked by marko, but silly season rumors are now popping up. THESE ARE RUMORS Lando norris going to ferrari Sainz goes to audi Charles to mercedes

NotSands

If there is no update on the dentist girl, it's not fair

Vitch tits

that’s my business email so it’s fine, it’s public on the YT channel, that’s how these capitalist pigs get to me

Snail Chaser

Fucking finally! Hog man

OTBoney

You should definitely take a Nord VPN sponsorship to build a granite statue of Michael Masi

Jim Keane

About bloody time, pod pig

Satan's Avocado

best f1 content atm. thanks mate!

Benjámin

The email address on the screenshot 🤣

Dum Fuk

Fake news!!

Fuck me sideways and call me Tarzan

Love the photoshopped cover images on the nerve podcasts. Top notch

Alex Wilson

got there just before you mate sorry

Marc Wanduragala

System of a Down my dude! 🤘

Tim Robertson

Fake you’re death to skip out on it

Sushi Tunoda

Thanks for the RSS feed, Dad!

Neel Shah

I tried to sign up through RSS and now I got myself on a watch list. Just waiting for the international tribunal now

Prefect Racing

I love you

Turd McDurk

POG

Curtis Liddell

4th

matthew giles

Thank you lil rocket, now i have something to listen to at work while I carry boards of mdf

Sushi Tunoda

3rd

Matthew Flack

Not Monday, but good job for trying champ 👍✌️✌️😂😂

John Cameron

First! Always here for you ❤️

Fuck me sideways and call me Tarzan

Oooh yes make my evening

Marc Wanduragala


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