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The Mercedes Nervous Breakdown

i freebased some sugar, i licked a few toads, i pulled a 50 hour straight edit bomb and KAPOW my investigative journalism 

the documents:

https://media.defense.gov/2017/Dec/28/2001861722/-1/-1/0/T_COBLE_BENIGN_WEATHER_MODIFICATION.PDF

The Mercedes Nervous Breakdown

Comments

That’s what your mom calls a good fucking night!

Free RPM Now!

When I lived in Alaska, we’d drive by HAARP every now and again. It was wild. Incidentally that large fuck off winter storm that hit the southern US and took media away from the election for POTUS was a result of “atmospheric anomalies” over central Alaska. CoinCEEDence?

Charlie

that was totally unfair to Michael Jackson

Horseman

I thought it was funny.

Hamiltator69

Hahah me too

Michael Oxlong JR

I was in the middle of watching this video, and it went private. Damn. Now I'm here.

Mike

Behave

Sam Sulek

Or I whupped Batman’s ass 😂

Emilie Tan

Some honest criticism, this one left me cold and it wasnt funny. I feel like you are tying to be offensive and it devalues it really. It's better when it's toned down with less jokes and personal insults.

Tom

Fucking genius geezer

Martin Legs

That Adrian Newey photo of him from Scarface and what you said was perfection hahaha I laughed so hard at that. dude I'm a legit schizophrenic and god damn hahaha I wonder if this what my wife feels like listening to me sometimes.

Yosef Cardoso

Could have sworn that last falling paper that spooked ya came out of the sky. Perhaps it is a warning from Laurence Stroll from the future. "I have Adiran Newey's time machine and can get to you from anyware. I now control the weather AND time. P.S. Lance is still in the 2nd seat." Great new vid, btw.

BigCheeseBurrito

A step the team took after painting his left shoe red and his right shoe green proved worthless?

Josche

I was shaken by the omission of Lance's nasal "Whhyyy?" when asked to box.

Dmacdraws

Those are some of Lance's race pedals - they're colour coded so he remembers the go one and the stop one.

Dmacdraws

That toto freeze frame

Alistair Mallard

RIP IN PEACE Wesley Willis 🪨🧻🍔

Dmacdraws

I'm not on Twitter don't expect me to know everything

ChemoCharlie

Thumbnail is a 69,420/10 the best one yet

Colapinto Bean

No intro? Where is the intro? C’mon lol

Jorge C

All hail the explosion

Alice Barlow

This man is my spirit animal

Baldo33

He even tweeted about it...

PHLATearth

I might be down bad....but at least I'm not "Stroll Bandwagon" down bad

Foley's Wedding Planner

Fear not, vitch tits will fuck up somehow in Leafganistan this week while the Sigma Alonso cruises past.

Zipa

Rock & Roll McDonald

Emilie Tan

I literally lost it when he brought up the VT short bus 😂

Emilie Tan

Fernando and Lance did well at the Bahreïn GP which was a night race. Do you think papa Vitch will now block the sun, Bill Gates style?

Emilie Tan

I thought this was some conspiracy shite with 5G in the beginning!

Tony Kalliojärvi

Guess we will see if this one survives on yt 😂

HeavyHanded

Let’s not gloss over the fact strolls dad has also caused mass wildfires in Canada in hopes to get the race cancelled……….

Dean Farrimond

Did you see the track Domination map between alonso and inbred at spain bevor alonso destroyed his car?

ChemoCharlie

So you were involved in the conspiracy to cancel Imoa. Thank you for answering my question in a clandestine manner.

Pang

I can't wait to see how "Suck a Cheetah's Dick" will be included next!

Pang

How do we get Mike Elliot on the show to talk about how a hostile work environment get results. Like Red Bull 😂😂

Aaron

Good video

Lil, bŕo

Wesley Willis music was a pleasant surprise.

Alex Jones

Stroll swapping seats with Charles next season is the content we need.

Marko

Toto is coming after you.

Soebe

I was thinking that you were lazy for taking so long to put out a video, but seeing how much research and investigaytion you put into it I understand and appreciate the effort.

GHOST

Daddy Stroll bought Force India which has acronym FI. It's or course known than FI often means fascist inbreads.

Furashu

Man, cant believe he didnt shoutout Ted Kaczimsky's family, after he was killed in his prison cell by skynet, via a experimental Boston Dynamics Atlas Prototype

jusss31

This is should have a NSFW Looking at this in the office and lovin´ it!

4N4B0L1C G0BL1N

I’m that excited

Danny

Just cummed my pants

Danny

A nice way to wake up. Top quality as per. Side note; I think we should bring back calling people 'soft cock'. VERY funny.

AzzurroWolf

Aston Martin bringing upgrades to the Canadian GP. The Regime starts wildfires but the weekend is going ahead anyway. Bad mOOve

PHLATearth

I just woke up and I already came. What a day🏂

Bence Gábor

I’m so glad these exist, I’m not quite sure how and for how long but I’m enjoying the journey while it lasts

George Classick

I genuinely believe that the Stroll Short Bus is just a bunch of paid bots

JG

Has anyone ever seen Osama Bin Laden and George Russel in the same room? I didn’t think so.

Graham Raincock

I had to enjoy this video with a nice cold bottle of water.

Anormalvideogamer

It was a white Christmas at the redbull factory......bruh I'm dead

Maggicman

that was brutal and hilarious

Eithacos W

weekly race recaps would be awesome if you're still researching the US governments involvement in F1 esponage.

Jared Kaczynski

I just woke up, crawled to the bathroom and (before even watching the video) started reading a US government official document on weather modification... My life is normal!

Amir Vafaei

Imagine living in americaland and getting this steaming pile of shit dropped right in front of ya just in time for supper. Mmmmm.

Fred

Im calm now. For now.

Zulugwa

Let him cook

Juan Baeza

Hire me, I’m totally sane, and I can help produce. I’m also not sane and grew up listening to Alex Jones.

Team El Haych

funniest part of that entire video was when someone tweeted that lance stroll was good looking.

False Identity

I haven't laughed this hard in a hot minute. ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS! I'm dying.

Eric Ness

My man here connecting dots!

Dr. Javier Lazaro

We need this every Monday evening

Eddy Jenkins

It honestly is the only joy in my life so agreed

Space Jesus

Video started out a bit boring to be honest. But then Newey did cocaine and invented a time machine, and Daddy Stroll caused a rainstorm, and now I'm so fucking hard at 3:30 AM and there's not an open brothel in sight :-(

Athinira

I need this content on the daily 🤣

Adam Methven

Jesus Christ I’m hard

I am the Milkman.

The pig records from his troff

Midfield Milton

I don't know if doing a different 9/11 joke for every video is a challenge now but keep them coming

Gabriel Cervilla

What are the green and red pedals on the upper shelf? Like Marc Anthony, I need to know. I need to know.

Josche

I wonder what it would take for Daddy Stroll to pull his inbred son into his office and out of his sister to tell him that he's being replaced. In my opinion, I would say Alonso will retire before Stroll gets the kick, but dreams are free.

TuX

The lance stroll twin towers meme went harder than the king latifi hot air balloon

Jonn Alfaro

Absolute Banger!

Atharv Bhalerao

It’s all connected!

Benny Hendrix

Wesley Willis, the lyrical messiah

William Cooper

Lance will be out soon. Charles has liked AM on Insta and that’s enough for me to be convinced they’re giving inbred the boot!

Brenton Sword

Nothing like ending the day with some investigaytive jurnalizzam.

Mike

Or the balls touch

Harvey Price

Brilliant! As per......

Brian G

Stroll Short Bus 🤣

Phunkysmurph

He is joining the dots

Chillipimp

No idea why but you conducting this amazing investiGAYtive journalism in a bathtub just works. Banger as always!

Barry Hargan

It’s not gay if you’re hard.

LancesWetChin

Yo you a wild boy, absoultely love this video!

Sebischamp 01

Your rant at the end reminded me of this great clip https://youtu.be/rZtUfsswWwc

lukashenko

RPM: Rocket Powered Mustache

Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome

Propper post time for us in the States. Fantastic Edit - Your editing skillz "Slap" that is a technical term of your skillz

Justin Walton

Regime vibes 😂

Greenrin P

"Killed 6 million people" might be your greatest joke yet

Gimi

Imagine a Daniel Ricciardo / Fernando Alonso Aston Martin. Toto would have a panic attack.

Bram Lutters

He’s back🤟🏾💯#SpreadJamOnAWindow😂

Jason Steptoe

I honestly want Stroll to win a Grand Prix just to see the aneurysm you'd have... Honestly tho, it's 1am an I can't stop laughing thanks

Jackary

@2:15 ‘vegetative state’ deserves a Michael Schumacher joke 😂

Neel Shah

Dropped it perfect time for Aussies to enjoy with a morning coffee. Cheers.

Rob Crouch

Little Ms. Strolobitch only finished ahead of Fernando because Fernando LET IT HAPPEN! How does the short bus not understand the floor damage in quali cost performance, and he literally said DONT WORRY Im not attacking........

Mike Hunt

Lance stool doesn't melt steel beams

Zakary Lattimer

Holy fuck FINALLY 😁

Turd McDurk

Mercedes creates the fires in Canada to fight back against Aston Martin flooding Imola

Kie Francis

Rpm has accused so many people of committing 911 that it will soon be enough to fill a Boeing 767-200

Chud maxxing

Your videos keeps me alive. Fucking legendary. Thank you <3

Robin Olsson

I’m ok with the new back ground, it’s no MG, but a bathtub somehow suits you

Ross Waumsley

I’m still reading the document

Midfield Milton

who needs sleep anyway

Jackary

OMG, propaH InvestiGAYshun!

Leo

Don't mean to be gay but you bring me so much joy

Harvey Price

Harder...

Spin Diesel

Mercedes needed Nazi scientists to win the spacerace and only got second. Red Bull is using alien technology to win and Max Verstappen is from another planet. Prove me wrong.

Erik Fox

King shit

Ellie

Perfect finisher for my midnight wank 👌

Ben K

I literally canceled my Netflix Subscription for this. 10/10 worth it

Epic

the nerve to post this at quarter to 1 in the morning

Ya Boi Rip

What an ungodly hour to post. I love it

nano22007

Finally, dickhead

Fendi97

Balls to sleep, here we go!

Adam Rowlands

All hail the king

Christopher Frog

You know it's fucking 0:45 in the morning and I'm up for work in less than 8 hrs, FUCK ME DADDY

TeamLH Cult Leader

Yes lad

Steve Lamplough

Praise be to allah. We finally got it.

obama

I AM CALM!!!!

Leo

Second!

Christian Horner

Babe wake up, RPM just posted

TheBigTasty

King is back 👑

Andre Lopez


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