The Red Bull Cuck Machine

2 years on this is still the best F1 related rap song ever written

Sentient6

Free my Primo Checo Red Bull is making him depressed

Fire Flores

one of the most entertaining videos ive ever seen!

Sascha .

Mein Gott muss Das sein !?

PHLATearth

somethings cooking

Snail Chaser

We need content before the Monaco GP !

PHLATearth

Legit question, if you had to make a best trac ever so using turns and straights from all previous tracks. Or maybe just do worst track as you live chaos.

RocketpoweredCumsock

When's the lil Rocket full Spotify release?

Steffan6539

I really liked the rapping part

Paul Panzer

Best one yet!!!

Michael Kislansky

Can’t believe adnan’s wasn’t represented that is a staple of Sheffield cuisine.

Rhys Evans

You might want to take a gander at this: https://youtu.be/BdGAFyrsrOw

Allen

gachiHYPER

Zulugwa

We need a Nerve podcast today to fill the large empty void in my anus that Lewis isn't filling this weekend

TeamLH Cult Leader

I’m actually such a fan of Max and P! They’re so cute together, makes max a much more likeable person. Loved the video RPM, best of all the Phat Barz 🤘🤘

Mariah Carey

RPM of when question

Ssunde

The fact your video content is just as good as when I first started watching is just impressive

H

what are your thoughts about a swimming race this weekend since the GP was canceled because of a bit of water... lmao

StopSainz

Holy shit this dude can rap

Jacob Thomas

Holy FU*K i totally lost it when u got to the turd!!

SpookyMindz

Bonus point for “Storage War” reference. And the track suit is on point. Miami: greatest cringe ceremony EV-AH! Vegas: here, hold my beer …

Papa Bogey

You truly do have a way with words. And apparently you spit hot 🔥 as well.

Tony S

unmatched commitment to the bit

Rhys Aitchison

Brilliant

James McNicol

Ayo Lil Kimi

Ingo van de Runstraat

뚱뚱한 바 내 집 소년. 릴 로켓은 화이트 보이 리듬을 가졌어

Lil Kimi

I thought he'll call himself lil kimi

Lil, bŕo

Publish the thic ass bars on Spotify. We simps will all push it up to the top of the chart mate.

Hunter Biden

Lance Strulovitch-Hawking. Call him by his name

David Lee

my man literally insulted a renowned rap artist without even trying

Sam Couillard

I’m another one who subscribed just to watch your genius brain at work my dude!!! Great job!

Ron H

He’s Back!! And in rare form!!

Old Fart Rattler

Now that’s original content 🙏💯

AshX Productions

Holy fuck my dude actually has bars. jokes aside that was really good on the technical side.

ChemoCharlie

Best one yet

Noah Dropkin

Good to have you back RPM

Noah Dropkin

This is why I pay for Patreon, what a video 😂

Callum Skinner

This is the F1 analysis and recappage I subscribed for 👌Btw McClaren: fix your car's beige-ass performance so Norris can puppy his way back back onto the podium and confuse all the grown-ups.

Dmacdraws

I think I need a "What were we talkin about?" mug.

Dmacdraws

I want that rap song. LilRocket

Zulugwa

Love your shit. After that rap I just had to make a patreon account solely to sub to you.

Nathan Wilcox

I'd pissed myself watching if I wasn't whacked.

Furashu

Rip imola

Sam

Lil Rocket headlining Tramlines 2023

Amy Webb

Increduble

David Reid

Good rap. Thankfully the little ginger girl from Framlingham won her lawsuit.

Massive Innuendo

Platinum album when?

LongGianniSilver

Ritz to the Rubble is the greatest Arctic Monkeys song ever made

joey00

This is the standard I'm gonna hold you to you fucking tit. Fantastic video. Love you.

Ze Nightman

Will suck dick for content this weekend. Just finished finals and thought at worst I could see an ok race at a traditional track. Now I have to find joy in the outside world or some bullshit like that.

Matt

So when do we get RPM doing paddock meet n greet?

FOErari pit sTRAGEDY

Your bars unironically sounded better than that shit

IceMemeVan

Lil Rocket, today deserves an emergency broadcast. A wet one

Nico

I’m still in fuckin shock by those bars 🥵😂😂

Maxidolf Hitlerstappen

Prince Charles would knight you for those bars.

Ao Ali

I give the rap a solid 10/10, absolute masterpiece.

Komet

I wanted to see George go Chastain on Max

Ur mum

Hope you've got your bunting up and are suitably celebrating International Don't Point And Laugh Day

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Oi this geezer from Sheffield is spitting absolute fire. Hope all the haters who whinged about waiting for the video have promptly fucked off.

Sebastian Murray

God save lil rocket 🫡

Evaflava

That fat bars need a full song

Noah Bickel

At the end osama bin Russel is also doing the nazi salute 🤣🤣

Michael

Perfect, simply perfect video

George Classick

genius

J Doo

Phat Barz. Lil Rocket for the British GP. Failing that, he can open up for Vegas.

Erik Fox

Honestly if those Bars were off the cuff than that's some pretty good rapping.

Xan Melton

Huge fan of Lil Rocket!

Praetor

Missed the rages

George Hutchings

Incredible video once again.

False Identity

The outro pic is f'in PRICELESS. It's a NATIONAL TREASURE.

Anthony Lathrop

Rpm hit list: WTF1, PDR, Binotto, Susan from YouTube, and now Will.I.am.... let's go!

Martin Hoski

"I'm a cracker ass ho from Sheffield" - RPM, 2023. Incredible video.

Mike

Oh also “Mexican Problems” lol Jesus Christ and also imagine how many A Nice Latte’s Russell saw when his massively homosexual life flashed before his eyes as Max confronted him.

Erasmus B. Dragon

God Damn

Erasmus B. Dragon

BARS

Alexander Kluzniak

🙌🙌🙌

Cesar Isern

Worth the wait. Appreciate your effort.

william reed.

"I'm about to end this man's career." -RPM, probably

Joe Ayers

BARS

involentnumber

B A R S

Christopher Rosa

Holy fuck this one was worth the wait. Those bars were fucking fire.

Supermax

BARS

Matej Turay

That balcony at the end is terribly white

IVO

This was the best one yet!! Keep it up!!

RPMcultmember3469

We need a patreon goal for full version of the rap

kieron beattie

You want some? I'll give it ya

TeamLH Cult Leader

For a while I was worried the Rocket had gotten medicated, random firing neurons suppressed, slowly going sane before our very eyes. Nope. No worries mate, not going to happen. Psychotic as ever thank God

Anthony Lathrop

This is what making Youtube content, at the limit, looks like.

Jeremy Howard

Fuck yes always worth the wait 😂 the barz were too real that needs to be a song of its own would be incredible 😂

Iza Tamborska

Are you going to the Silverstone Grand Prix to sign my Stroll Jersey?

7.zero

Watching it second time it makes sense now... Really Funny

PHLATearth

The real slim shady please stand up

Dinnyes Ferenc

All I know about Sheffield is Don Valley and Jäger BOMBS...

PHLATearth

A MASTERPIECE!!1! Huge fan of Lil Rocket 🚀

ana.djura

RPM; a God amongst men, our lord and saviour.

Dean Farrimond

u got smack m8

Snail Chaser

I'd happily meet you in a gas station toilet after this

Sam Sulek

Genuine fuckin bars

Michael Fay

Lil rocket fuckin tunes bet you have a massive rocket

LePain

Ok that rap was FIREEEEEEEEEEE. Now you need to do one for every race. I don't make the rules.

stuartbtw

When’s the single comin out?

Michael Daffy

Drop the bars on YouTube

h

This episode slapped so hard! Can’t wait for more!

Shaun Nel

Surprise muthafucka! 😂 You’ve outdone yourself one this one.

Chris Reese

Fucking decent mate, Queen witches asshole face with a piles chin. I bet Charles fucked her in one of her wrinkles!

M4rquinh0

That slaps

Kran98

We can never truly know where Jos Verstappen has been

Rachel Gunning

YT version will be out in couple days probably, and I may do a full version of the rap 🔥

Snail Chaser

but only one involves the queen, unless u can connect that dot as well Rachel

Snail Chaser

does she have phat barzzz?

Snail Chaser

BARS

Ádám Nagy

Lil Rocket is better than 99% of the rappers in the music industry today 💀

Andre Lopez

Lil Rocket absolutely slaps

Alexis Baird

That rap though 👏🏼

Iftach Sofer

Lil rocket a 🐐 #PHATBARZZZ

Nick

Where would i be without these brodcasts? I shudder to think .

Neshkan

Lily James

Jon Clark

This baku/miami (Biami?) wrap up was all time. Physically exhausted from laughing, think I'll skip the gym today.

Alexander Honing

Thems barz so phat you oughta be named lil inveshdigaceanal joornalizhmm

TuX

Wake up babe, the new RPM mixtape just dropped.

seefrysclownshoes

worth the wait fr

siebe naeye

Dud, chill.

MrDatel

Peter Burda

Same

Christian Horny

Fire bars big red rocket

Christian Horny

Mate you are the best thing about F1 this season

Robert Cottam

And both involved cars crashing

Rachel Gunning

Max and Daniil is like a reenactment of Princess Diana and Camilla. Both the antagonists stole the opponents kids, partner and job and they both have horrific teeth

Rachel Gunning

Bro I want to send this rap to my Leclerc friend, please make it available publicly (just the rap)

Z

So fucking good

Hamilton Vapelord 420

100% better than William.

Team El Haych

Those bars alone were worth the wait. We need a full song

The Big Bellied Brabantian

Daddy’s back 🤣

Jermund Ottermo

Goddamn you insufahrahbabl bastard, this one made me crack up like a girl with a dick getting paid a gazillion in oil stocks to promote American alcoholic barley-water to an inbred army of rednecks that rely on the stuff to get their heterosexual proteins

Bart

Those were some seriously phat barzzzz, can't wait the full version

Nathan16

100% legit question here... When is Lil Rocket dropping that track on Spotify?

Jamer

Oh my god this was so fucking sick yewwwww

MATTHEW GORDON

Absolute banger. Sheffield gang rise up. Best since RIP LIZZIE

TheBritishRedneck

Those rhymes were fucking sick, more please!

Jon

That shit was fire

WickedMind

PHAT BARRZ FTW

John Harbison

Crofty is a cunt. Da truf!

Alberto Balsam

What's the origin story of Lil Rocket? and will there be an EP?

Angus Crawley

Lil Rocket on Spotify WHEN

Nelson Leite

The fuckin rap. Quality

Jon

Rap king 🔥

Hix

Those barz were more fire than Jos Verstappen's pit stop.

William James

ta fam

Snail Chaser

that’s 2 words

Snail Chaser

This is what peak performance looks like. ABSOLUTELY SLAPS.

Yuki’s Swear Jar

Hey RPM, this is again a masterpiece! Well done

Drago Bošnjak

BARZZ

Laurent Vachon

No words.

Matt1347

yo what the bloody hell was that one hell of a rap it honestly slapped (relatively to the raps younger than 20 fucking years)

Pierzakandcompamy

BARS

skypy

Y’all how do I get the 3:48 of time wasted in listening to the formula by William and lil Wayne?

Jonn Alfaro

Those bars slap!

Abanub Gorgye

That's it! I've watched the whole thing and now I'm gonna go cry in a corner because I have no talent! RPM rapping has taken this to another level!

Maroulita

Man F1 would suck if it didn't have you, legit the funniest YouTuber besides Stimpee no joke. Your face always makes me smile haha

Talisman21

Oh my Fuck!! So worth the wait!! Shout out to the families of LL and William, you buried their careers like Max did Lulu's!

Brian G

Those Bars were sick fam

Eddy Jenkins

You need to record and upload that song!

Christina

Yeah I don’t know if they can give you a strike or demonetise you for an unlisted video they find too saucy🤔 wouldn’t put it past them.

Emilie Tan

not enough 9/11 jokes but a banger vid nonetheless

Flash Abuser

Lmfao, breaking the feed! Overwhelming the server!

Brian G

Sooo good! Please do a rap that covers all 20 drivers 🤩 By the way did you see Vitch Tits is shagging a hot Israeli reality TV star?

Emilie Tan

Another masterpiece by Lil Rocket

Danielitro66

The only thing that could be worse then that ll cool j intro cringe is if you don’t release a full version of them hot fucking bars Jesus Christ that went hard

Will

This is exactly what I wanted to see. God Save The King (Latifi)

Dawgz

Holy shit, my man can rap. Lil Rocket needs to appear more often.

Matt

Oh my fucking god the bars😂🔥

Pato

Yeah I hear you esp as RPM admits it doesn't start. Not a real surprise been an MG tho

Fran

This is the OG Mohawk video I’ve been waiting for so long! Proper investigative journalism. Also your verse was like Biggie’s lol

Hunter Biden

Finally, I can release.

I am the Milkman.

God Tier

Trike PJ

I didn't have high expectations for the rap. That shit slapped harder than https://youtu.be/V4akMaeZ0-k?t=66

Allen

Hate to brake it to you, it's a MG... dunno if that classifies as a sports car

Mees Remmers

This whole “and he doesn’t fight at it’s not his battle today” really pisses me off. drivers should be banned from allowing cars to pass easily without making at least 3 moves into the breaking zone to make it more difficult for verstappen

Euan Wilson

Whole video fukin slaps. Gonna be thinking of "shit the bed like amber heard" all day.

Christian

Bars sounded like The Streets.

EdwardiganZ

Just an absolute masterpiece once again (the rap absolutely slapped)

Lange Man

watch your mouth

Paul Di Resta

Brilliant! Please keep making these.

T.W. Falconer

One of the best broadcasts you've produced so far 😂

Johnny- my last name may be HILLARY but I voted to the riiiiiight

abolutely GOATED video

AlexHonix

Thank you for representing Sheffield. And making me achieve a full orgasm with them bars

Sam Oliver

God save the Mohawk

Martin Young

Ahhh brilliant. I missed these race reviews. Yeah totally agree with keeping the reviews from inside the sports car.

Fran

yeah I guess u can link a YT vid but do we trust those globalist pigs, maybe I’ll try with next vid

Snail Chaser

I was not ready, those bars were immaculate

Tom Jak

I’m so glad the devil himself is in the end credits

Chris Murphy

Lil Rocket album confirmed! We need that shit!

Spin Diesel

That I can’t help with hahaha. Just see YouTube folk doing it on here!

MyNameIsJonas

Hell yeah, missed this content!

Petru Stratulat

WHY WAS LEWIS BARELY MENTIONED - MAX GOT LIKE A SOLID 2 MINS IN THIS VIDEO. I BLAME MASI ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH

TeamLH Cult Leader

best. cult. ever.

H982FKL

how is this technology?

Snail Chaser

Would you consider posting a YouTube link for the vids? Some people post vids to YouTube and unlist them and then just put the link up on Patreon

MyNameIsJonas

Whole grid and team principle diss track incoming. Need Lil Kimi to be in the passenger seat. #JusticeForLilKimiAirtime

JR

Those barzz were fucking lit.

Welsh Jammy

I need a full version of the formula rap

lukashenko

Petition to have lil rocket do driver intros at the British GP. That would be some quality viewing

Zachary Peters

That haas and Charles leclerc bars went super hard my dick went fully erect 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Jonn Alfaro

Fuckin bars

Jack

god damn those bars made me wet

George

Fucking masterpiece as always

Ladislav Rolný

Aye am calm

John Bruer

Fuck me to tears, I could watch these for hours

MotorMooseRacing

Max didn’t steal Danny K’s gf, he just wanted to spend more time with his sister (insert borat chuckle here)

Harrison goodman

Paying respect to the king is a cuck move

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

That was a banger!

CallMeKP123

Diabolical - the constables only found the mohawk and a mixtape in the midget

Jay D

that rap goes so hard

OsamaBinstappen

Well, cuck me. That's some fine midnight viewing

Some Numpty

10/10, well worth the wait

Alex Howling

lewis hamilton has like 4792828 full songs in his storage somewhere and hasnt released them and then you come out with absolute BARS out of nowhere and now he will be too scared to ever release anything 😫😫 dammn you 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

nennu

That shit was actually fire

Stephanos Mosfiliotis

Absolute barrz!

Robert Hurst

That rap is a banger! Well done mate!

Volta224

camemberg? ????

R0Ly

Real mf bars son

Bootstrap Bill

Why was that rap actually kinda good 😂😂 real ones represent Sheffield 😂😂

Aaron

god save the cuck

Alistair Mallard

What hold on that raps slaps a little too hard😅 sweet baby jesus that video was INCREDIBLE

Alec Laberge

Big fan of Charles remembering who the fuck he is...

AzzurroWolf

The Verstappen Shaggers response was very accurate since I was in the midst of such a laugh and thought 'wtf is that echo'.

Mat Fix

SWEET BABY JESUS YES!

Christian

😍😍😍

Christian Horner

The suit 😍

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

Will you cuck me

Jarg Man

Ah yes! Drop everything and get settled!😊

Maroulita

The nerve to post this is on my birthday. Thanks for this legend

Kavindya Abeysinghe

Ah finally quality F1 content

George Ivanov

Fuck yes, the legend posts a vid on my Birthday, thanks for the present RPM

Christian Den Butter

It’s a glorious occasion

Joe Morgan

Enjoyed the episode once again. Absolute banger

Mercedes fan