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everybody stay calm...

ok piss pigs

Things have been nuclear on my side over the past week. But I still managed to get into the garage and achieved a full broadcast.

But this ones THIC, maybe the THICest yet. Half an hour of pure in-depth analysis, I need to make a diagram to explain the rabbit hole we go down so I will be editing as fast as my little asian fingers will go.

It will be out in 2 pumps of lance strolls micropenis.

(probably Friday/Saturday)

Are you ready for the diagram.

🚀

everybody stay calm... everybody stay calm...

Comments

stay CLAM!

Jay Johansen

test the limits of the YouTube algorithm, for science.

Jason Adrian

Hard to Watch ❌ Hard While Watching✅

Barry Hargan

Got a poll right here

charles nessel

Paul, great season so far in WEC XD

Mike Hunt

Scream DONE, Bitch

Peter Burda

Oh. My. God. Still weeks until the next race weekend. So straved for content. Why you gotta upload the raw 4k file???

Nicholas S

Do it.

Jayy Succ

P.S. I AM A LEGEND

Paul Di Resta

can we have a poll for all my fans on this page

Paul Di Resta

💀

Kristin H.

BTW i don't appreciate you calling me the devil, i identify as a nonbinary, dyslexic, schitzefranic, african tiger slayer

Paul Di Resta

Thank you for the free membership its been hard lately after i been sacked from sky sports

Paul Di Resta

YOU BETTER HAVE KEPT MY NAME OUT OF YOUR FILTHY MOUTH

Paul Di Resta

If the video will be late by even a picosend I swear down on my nans grave I am going to send a paul di resta a post card saying that he is a legend

ILLUMINATI

Oi did Vimeo ban your profile or what? Got hungry and decided to chase leftovers but all the links are fucked

MATTHEW GORDON

Just started the upload but this twats like 25GB so everybody go outside and scream at the birds for 3 hours

Snail Chaser

where is the video you fucking mental

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

Paul Di Resta would've had the video out by now

Chris Murphy

The only conclusion we can draw is the CIA have taken down RPM and we are all next

Lil Kimi

Fucking disgrace for western democracy. Where the fuck is video Fucking NERVE.

Peter Burda

Where is the video mate? The fuken nerve

Jayy Succ

Where is the video piss pig?

ILLUMINATI

Devil

Paul Di Resta

I am NOT CALM

PHLATearth

Has Daddy Stroll The Führer arrested you for speaking the truth? #WheresOurDiagram

James - RPM Company, 2nd Platoon

Its midday Saturday you absolute cabbage. Hurry the fuck up you minge.

Ze Nightman

Release the video already!

Hannah Nash

Killing babies is wrong. #benfuckingshapiro #savetinymelons

Amir Vafaei

Ok head piss pig. Where's our diagram? It's Saturday in Australia, Hurry the fuck up mate

R0Ly

My unofficial girl friend in the basement gets treated better than us

Midfield Milton

Friday he said...

Ji

It's Friday. The wait has been a Jupiter Icy Juice ETERNITY...

PHLATearth

i’ve found something that worse than the “new” WTF1 and Pual “The CCP Leader” Di Resta. Since those cunts deleted their video on YT so this is the only shit that i can find on TikTok: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8WPua5h/

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

Theft! Where is the video?

Philipp

Its been Friday already for 6:32h and still nothing! That's a hate crime!

Spin Diesel

Things are getting spicy

scott spieler

i have pieces of alpine and williams carbon fibre from melbourne what is your address

Dan

If we're not KAREful we might lose Masi the way we lost Assange and Snowden. #FreeMasi from the globalist witch hunt. #IAmCalm #FIAConspiracy #MohammedBenSuckyJokes

James - RPM Company, 2nd Platoon

Happier than bill gates on Epstein island

Shlong Kong

I will no longer throw you in jail

Kristin H.

Seal up the bunkers lads, we’re going nuclear in this one

Panic.In.Hispanic

What audio software do you use to record as Audacity is shite and hates my microphone?

Mike Taylor

That why he is GOAT

Peter Burda

Dear RPM, I came across this clip and wonder if it might come in useful in any of your edits… https://youtu.be/WJ7yyLA2u9M

Eddy Moretti

I am calm!

MATTHEW GORDON

😂

Wolf J.

I think iv ended up in the metaphysical shed. Or in Puals alternate universe. Please divulge the diagram so I can escape

Mooch

So based you’re bringing gravity back down to earth with your analysis in the form of rabbit holes, exploring like prime Peter himself in Mr. pAuLiNa DiResta McGregor’s garden of doom and gloom; the fucking nerve of that satanic baby murdering cunt, who robbed Fernando Sigmalonso of a third title in 2012…

Daniel.Cherny

the hero we deserve. Please don't go to prison for committing familicide, the world needs you Mr Mohawk.

Jack

Release the diagram

SaybroWT

OH YES! GIVE ME THE DIAGRAMM NOW!!!!!

ChemoCharlie

Spank me with that diagram, Daddy.

April Hughes

I’m stoned stop yelling at me ya bastard

Colt Alabama

Throwing the preggo melon off the 4th floor would be more fun, IMO.

April Hughes

Colt Alabama, he already mentioned its 2 weeks delayed ya bastard, did paul di resta, the devil himself send you?

Abi

hows the new shed coming?

Colt Alabama

This is going to be so juicy

Pilot Rock

Your instructions were not clear enough and I’ve ended up in Japan

Alistair Mallard

we NEED the diagram.

Mike

Our data shows no diagram

Midfield Milton

The Nerve - Monster: The Rocketpoweredmohawk Story

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

I am as ready for the diagram as pual di resta was for being fired🏂

Bence Gábor

Absolutely diabolical

J'biden Jackson

Tiktok is funny I block out all the shite I don't want to see for my mental health

Harvey Price

using tiktok is a diagnosable mental health condition, don't throw stones in glass houses

Gimi

Have you seen this level mental of health. I almost feel sorry for him.🤣🤣 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMYGTdgKB/

Harvey Price

I was always a huge fan of this future diagram

CocoPoop

mmm yes final solution

Couldbewrse

Yes, diagram! How can one make it through a day without at least one diagram or graph.

Guy G. Sherman

I am ready for the diagram!

Jamer

Those covers are absurd! On one of them it says “Monarchy: her ass commands you, and you like to be her subject”, what kind of Max Mosley type of shit is this? lol

rosarotearmeefraktion

Luv' me Pubehawk

KING LATIFI

This shit is longer than TeamLH’s poem they post on the internet. It shows how intense our daddy has been

Hunter Biden

why does piss pigs seem so affectionate at this point

Aleks

THE NERVE

Alex Bell

Ayoo

Komet

Is that you Brandon?

PHLATearth

It was a PSYOP.

PHLATearth

Cant wait!👌🏼👌🏼

John Dorian

I did

PHLATearth

be careful not to burn yourself out

Eithacos W

All good. Pictures of those tits kept me motivated.

Ryan Ewers

Have you hired a Cowboy Builder?

PHLATearth

Take your longcockin' time

iambreed

Please don't forget the Dalai Lama'

PHLATearth

Been itching for a new video like a crack addict with withdrawal symptoms

Aidenr1337

A flight of stairs usually does the trick.

BlackJack

Whenever you'll fancy a co-host... I'm Ready!

PHLATearth

Stiffy activated

Sava Saavedra

I completely glossed over that revolutionary information, my apologies sir.

BlackJack

Moisted.

Alberto Soto

The Nerveeeeeee

Hamilton Vapelord 420

Obviously you didn’t see the footage of Nicholas latifi flying a hot air balloon into the World Trade Center

Sushi Tunoda

The american government is behind the destruction of nordstream 2

João Tadeu

F1 on break. This is all I have now.

Shaun Evans

#NoPlanes

PHLATearth

Hell yeah give me my slop

CMike

I think it’s ericson.

Alec Laberge

The Earth is still Flat and Stationary.

PHLATearth

Let us know who’s getting in your way so we can cyber attack their nans

Blake Titensor

No fucking clue about what you’re saying, a fucking diagram would help you idiot!

Lodewijk Duymaer van Twist

Bush did 9/11

BlackJack

Hope to see some great cuntent soon then pal

Harvey Price

This channel is like life elixer

Volarexi

Whilst you were away i developed a sexual fantasy for soft fruits and have managed to get a watermelon pregnant. Does anyone know a good abortion clinic?

WankMeOffYaNonce

I thought it was Vitch Tits Sr. who was the one with the Final Solution?

Daniel B.

Diagrams make me moist

SmollPP

Hell yeah we’re ready, we are dried up boys waiting for you to give us the juice

Abanub Gorgye

This sparks joy

Christian Horny

Waiting for the Netflix series on the Rocket Powered Massacre - Sheffield

Dylan Poingdestre


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