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Q&A - (Post Australian shite show)

Get your perfectly resonable questions in now for the next episode of The Nerve 🚀🚀🚀

- ps doesn't have to be F1 related or if there's a video or some shite you want me to react to put the link ok babe 

Comments

What is the meaning of life?

David Lawler

The snail knows where you are at all times and will try to get you. I forgot to mention that the snail starts chasing you from halfway across the globe.

Todd Hutchings

How smart is the snail?

Nathan16

Do you live in a jackass farm?

Humble Mohawk

Can we get a blooper reel for the run from the door to the car?

Thomas Miller

What’s more important the driver or the car?

Andrew Douvlis

Fuck marry kill: Hellen keller, queen lizzie the lizzard (shout out to her family) and Radioactive Marie Curie.

Franjo

which team principal would win in a fight? all of them against eachother

Aryan Mehta

have you ever been to america?

Lance Stroll’s missing chromosome

Is Carlos ‘Sainz-Title’ done at Ferrari since revealing himself as beta in Australia?

Achmed Rosenstein

All my socks keep disappearing, where the fuck are they?

Humble Mohawk

My take: Aston's upgrades will have to keep up and not get surpassed - and Siggy Stardust will need some favorable circumstances. I dont think he'll beat RB straight up. But there are a lot of races left and plenty of time for circumstances to play out.

Anthony Lathrop

What’s your take on Danny Ric 2024?

MCF Spam

Will Sigmalonso win a race this season or will he continue scoring podiums while keeping the autistic behind him?

Hamish Smith

Will you make a batch of audio clips of your most famous sentences? E.g. Hanging Gammon, The Nerve, You cheeky little Bastahds!, etc. I can’t wait to add them as ringtones for my Nokia 3300.

Leo

Wish Latifi was in the race he wouldve got points

Liam McNaught

A man comes up to you and offers you $10,000,000 every year for the rest of your life. But the catch is that there is a snail that hunts you down. If said snail touches you, you will die a very painful death. The snail can’t die, and only you can see it. Do you take the cash and risk the snail catching you or live your life all normal?

Todd Hutchings

How long was it until you released your family didnt love you

Sam

Thoughts on DTS showing Checo as a family man … during Monaco … https://www.foxsports.com.au/motorsport/formula-one/sergio-perez-says-sorry-to-wife-after-being-caught-on-camera-with-another-woman/news-story/6cd117b9f938009b1b776924106aff49

CowsWithGuns

*Asian woman

Nikola Malešević

Will China take Taiwan?

Humble Mohawk

Nope.

PHLATearth

All the drivers are LIZARDS

PHLATearth

Louise Middleton

PHLATearth

Definitely Sus

PHLATearth

I think your diagram is missing some things. For example you haven’t talked about how massi order the jfk assasination and how kravitz has been ordered not to talk about latifi not beeing able to melt steel.

Apolly007

How long do you think you have before the CIA finds you and puts you in a letterbox?

iambreed

Right I'm going to be perfectly normal with some questions. Which youtuber will you like to Calab with? Will ever do a live commentary when the f1 race is on because I'm bored of the sky f1 squares. Also please go careful what you say I dont want to see you getting cancelled.

Harvey Price

The nerve

MATTHEW GORDON

Post the video piss pig

Juji Ide

Sheepshagger, get the fuck back to work you twat.

Ze Nightman

Lad where’s the video

J

is it too late to ask a question

Eithacos W

Is Sebastian Vettel rolling in his grave?

RPMcultmember3469

Do you think that Vitch Tits could actually win a race this season? Or is Sigma-lonso just going to use him as a human sacrifice to get a 3rd World Championship (#Crashgatevibesanyone?)

Nathan Haydu

Is it legitimately possible that Aston Martin win a championship before Mercedes (specifically with a Mercedes PU)? Or will Merc just not sell to them and force them elsewhere if that’s a legitimate threat?

McLovin

Charles Leclerc should get a whole episode on the podcast at this point. “Charles Leclerc: Picture of Despair”

AG

Did you see Osama Bin Russell rating the tracks? Putting Imola on top tier made me remember him torpedo the Mercedes😂 crikey

Erlend Andresen

Does Charlie Whiting have any kids? If so, we need one of those in race control ASAP. Clearly nobody else can do it.

M

Do you think Checo can pull a Rosenberg?

Alex Bell

Just given the amount of shit Leclerc has been through in just 2023, with the races and now, his address being leaked, I feel you should make a video just about him and his trials and tribulations 🙃

axman1000

Do you feel like Checo is gonna be an alpha and beat bitch boy max for the WDC

Masi Forever 21

If queen lizzy raced in f1, would her teammate be a lizard?

Massive Innuendo

If queen lizzy raced in f1 who would she replace?

Ben Harwood

Feed Me, Woof!

MATTHEW GORDON

Has Horner and his aero genius Newey got something dodgy going on at the arse end of that Redbull rocketship ?

lewis isaacs

tits or ass

Billy Barnes

When are you planning to offer Leclerc’s watch up as a raffle to us Patreon subscribers?

Adam Steinhardt

sTilL nOt aCcepTaBle

Kristin H.

guys he's obviously waiting to release the video since we have 3 week break and not cause he's lazy as shite

Jacob Lindberg

C'mon, get on with it ...

Dano Ghib

whEre’S mY viDeO

Kristin H.

Dude, i have a question. I signed up for daily videos, what the fuck is going on here...

Jon

Which F1 drivers mrs would ya like to take for a tour of the new Nerve Centre in a fashion like daddy Stroll would?

A James

Would you rather go to a black lives matter rally with Lewis or do acid with Max in a dutch brothel?

Jonathan Daniels

What type of lizard is Michael Masi?

JSPAN

What is the exact length of your socks? Freedom units only

WeakMinded

not a question but i reckon i last longer in bed than checos title challenge

aidanprt

Will it be out before the next grand prix

Mike Dreiling

Jeffery Epstein isnt dead and is working on the Red Bull pit wall. Pace explained.

Beanss

Do you think Alonso can win 5 more championships so that we can piss on team LH

Hunter Biden

What do you think about the theory, that during his time as a KGB officer in Berlin, Putin was turned and has since then been working for the CIA? Presenting the perfect enemy to the west to rally against so they can throw around panic and increase Nato. therefore sell/buy more weapons by inflating the defence Budgets of as many countries as possible?

Drew P Bahlz

Which of F1's greatest drivers would you say is surrounded by the most controversy?

LongGianniSilver

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if that woodchuck would be chuck?

KING LATIFI

Is pontefract a shithole?

Jer67

suicide is the only way out of the Ferrari misery

Abi

How does Charles Leclerc figure out a way to escape Ferrari’s misery?

LancesWetChin

Was Haas right to ditch Mick for Hulk? Should gravel be banned? Should a tire (tyre I’m American) fall apart when it lightly touches a wall? Should Merc give Russell a “Daddy Wolff I’m upset” button and let him blow up his car if he’s having a bad race? Should we give more power to Aston Martin to bend the rules even more until Alonso wins a race? Should we give a 5 second bonus time to anyone who puts Max in the gravel or slows down his inevitable win in any way? Albon, we love you, but you fucked it. How will we deal with our massive overwhelming Danny Ric withdrawal syndrome(DRwS)? Will Farrari do a thing, anything? The fuck is Nyck doing other than making Yuki look like an absolute fucking stud. Should Nyck have gone to Williams to not look like an ass? How many DNF’s do we need to make a good race? When you you Europeans figure out it doesn’t matter if there’s an American driver if he isn’t Tom Brady behind the wheel? Oh, America has a driver in F1 in 18th place, woooo, American’s will surely tune in this Sunday!!! Sorry if I ranted, had a bottle of Spanish wine.

Mack McB

Is Sargeant doing enough to estabilish himself as the new Goatifi?

Remigiusz Bobowski

How about we refer to Alonso being driven off the track and instead of crying, he has a Rainman moment, screams Silverstone and all I can picture is race control being like "Well fuck, at least we don't have to make a decision"

Keegan Abbott

could you post more cultivation content?

Abi

If you could fuck a female fernando alonso. Which hole you picking first

Vich Tits

The size of your cock… i meant..of your Dog

Paul Panzer

Right now, we have long week before the next race, surely have some talk or maybe rumours or your favourite thing you do to so we and I could handle this cope of nothing to do with watch car driving fast on circle.

Sapeghost

What do you think about THE MASIVE attending the Australian GP and do you think he will grace us with his presence more often soon? Another question: Are you mentally okay?

Nicolas Alexandre van Veen

face reveal when?

Aleksandr Muravev

FUN FACT: Akinator doesnt know who you are

True Quark

not a question but i require a conspiracy breakdown of the aussie gp xx

Leon

Maybe address the “where is my team” issue with Lewis. Apparently they were a no show for the podium and the anger is directed at latte boi and management. With conspiracy tie ins with the firing/departure of the blonde that was tailing Hamilton around before. Any professional sports journalist insights on this?

Jermund Ottermo

Serious question here. What did you mean by “you people”?

NotAFed69

Are you aware that Vitch Tit’s sister Bitch Tit’s is engaged to Danny Ricc’s best friend (Scotty James) who is also a Red Bull athlete? Do you think she might be a spy trying to steal Red bull’s race tech? Also since Sigma-lonso is now daddy strolls (new favorite) son, does he get to take part in the family’s incest benefits?

Abi

Has the nuclear war and global financial crisis been canceled? What with Ferrari being even more Italian than last year somehow??

Firearm Enjoyer

+1

Simbamis

Can you pls diagnose F1_Jordan from Twitter

Simbamis

Do you want to share my bed?

Germany 1940

Who would you rather fight, jos verstappen or Caitlin Jenner? And why would you be hard during the fight?

Midfield Milton

whos the worst f1 champion as a driver? Whos the worst driver on the grid this aside from vitch tits?

Nope

When will you reveal your band's name

nalta waller

What's your favourite cereal ?

Dano Ghib

I think the reaction video for that cluster fuck should be from the wasp infested shed. I assume the FIA is working under similar conditions.

Kevin O'Gorman

Do you know who is Forsen?

Zulugwa

i personally believe that we need to address the French Civil War that's going to break out

PC Brummie

Yuki said he’s been watching Alonso POV to learn defensive driving. This is why he’s doing so much better this season

Eyeswift

Definitely need to talk about how TeamLH is going to go atomic from Massa and potential legal action from ‘08 crashgate

Brendan m

how much money will it take for you to livestream playing a season of F1 2012 as the devil himself?

LordNelson25

If you were building an F1 team and could have any two current drivers, which 2 would you want? (Taking into account skill, if they get along, etc)

Brian Buckley

yes but by who?

Pang

What do you think about Massa trying to challenge the result of the 2008 WDC?

Chris Allen

how many people know about the microwave story?

Angus Crawley

Opinion on Nicola Sturgeon and her current police investigation?

Slight Moron

Felipe Massa looking to legally have Lewis Hamilton's 2008 world title stripped due to "crashgate" after not getting over it for 15 years. Discuss

Sebastian Murray

Favourite ever F1 race?

False Identity

Did the exact same thing 😂

Jermund Ottermo

I liked the charm of the garage, are you translating that look/feel over to that swagger new shed you’re getting? Also the decisions that negated any form of useful team strategies in Aussie GP, I’m looking forward for your input. Is there a debate for punishing Lewis for driving slow af behind the safety car? Did he cause that pileup somehow?

Jermund Ottermo

Omg it exists???

Emilie Tan

what is the name of the song that plays in your intro

Richard Biase

Just signed up for the Patreon and just binged all your content...not sure if that's healthy or is supposed to be expected of me

Tim Robertson

how much cheese do you eat?

moondust32

How long until Mercedes replace Osama Bin Latteboy with a clone of Valteri Bottas to prevent Lewis Hamilton actually having to race his teammate?

Joshua Perez

What are your top 10 of the most beautiful F1 cars?

Crangle

Would you rather get beat to shit by Jos Verstappen for 5000 quid or sleep with someone who supports teamLH with chlamydia

Dawson Patrick

Not a question but read some f1 fan fictions on cameras. An absolute crime to humanity

Dylan Poingdestre

That would mean Louise to Ferrari but she cannot kneel there...

PHLATearth

It's a HELLUVA Drug !

PHLATearth

W

PHLATearth

Psyop

PHLATearth

What R U Tryin' to Say ?

PHLATearth

Hmmmm...

PHLATearth

Horrifying day

Chase L

6th Time WC Louise Middleton

PHLATearth

I was screaming-crying...windows were shattered...😂

PHLATearth

More like a Holo-Bullcrap

PHLATearth

Change Feed to FOOD

PHLATearth

It was Ericsson's Fault !

PHLATearth

Listen! The Question is... that U have became me or I became You?!

PHLATearth

You approach Lance Strollboy at the paddock, how do you end him..? mortal combat fatality finisher acceptable

Iza Tamborska

even with latifi gone, shoutout to his family, the williams keep on crashing. do you think his ghost is haunting the cars?

salem

whats your question tho...?

Iza Tamborska

JULY 8 1947 Demolition began for the construction of UN Headquarters. Later that night a UFO landed in Roswell, New Mexico and aliens were taken to Area 51. 1963 US bans all monetary transactions with Cuba leading to the eventual assassination of JFK in DALLAS TEXAS 1984 DALLAS GRAND PRIX. DURING THE RACE NOTICABLE DAMAGE IS INFLICTED TO THE CONCRETE AND ASPHALT OF THE CIRCUT WITH THE EXPLINATION GIVEN THAT THE SUN HAD ACTED ALONE DISPITE CONFLICTING VISUAL EVIDENCE OF CRACKS AND HOLES APPEARING IN LOCATIONS AND FROM ANGLES THAT WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE IN SUCH AN EXPANSIVE COVERAGE AREA IN THE LIMITED TIMEFRAME ALLOWED TO INFLICT SUCH DAMAGE BY A SINGLE LONE WOLF SUN. NIGEL MANSELL IS CLEARLY SHOT BY AN ATTEMPTED ASSASSINS BULLET JUST BEFORE CROSSING THE FINISH LINE. 1996 Amschel Rothschild, British banker (executive chairman of Rothschild Asset Management of the Rothschild banking family of England), dies at 41 2019 US financier Jeffrey Epstein indicted on further charges of sex trafficking of minors 2022 Former Prime Minister of Japan Shinzō Abe assassinated while giving a speech in Nara, Japan My Question is, Who was behind the Dallas Grand Prix attacks?

Pang

What are your thoughts on the Swallow Rook 8x10 Wooden Potting Shed?

Tom Rowson

Just how excited are you for the potential lawsuit from Felipe Massa against the FIA to retroactively award him the 2008 title due to new info about Crashgate from Bernie Ecclestone's deathbed? And the nuclear apocalypse unleashed by #TeamLH that will follow?

Factor

Where we’re you when the theamLH went into meltdown mode after LH’s 8th title was stolen? How did it affect you?

Chase L

FMK Jos Verstappen, Team LH super fan, Paul di Resta

Shlong Kong

What do you think of the war crime that was the restart in Australia?

JSPAN

If you had to murder another f1 youtuber. Who would you murder and what method would you choose?

Joshua Crane

If you were Jeffrey Dahmer's cell mate, would you kill him or f*ck him?

Amir Vafaei

Behind the sence info, especially how you write your scripts?

Amir Vafaei

If the audio of Carlos Sainz becoming more and more upset by his 5 second penalty is a difficult wank, can you beat my PB of finishing before he says "its nodeserve istoosevere"? https://youtu.be/vY3q_ODjRh4

Sebastian Murray

How do you like the song "George, the latte boy" by Kristin Chenoweth?

Lars Timm

Zak Brown has challenged Toto Wolff to a boxing match. Who do you think the winner will be?

Emma Blue

Do you reckon Kelly Piquet Pegs MV

Erguguhjguh

What bring you to Formula 1? What is the first F1 races that you watched?

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

I knew someone would comment this 😂😂😂

a vietnamese mohawk sympathiser 🇻🇳

You should ask Lord Lucian to be the honourary protector of the Nerve center

Andy Darkwood

So McLaren are shite, right? I told a bunch of my McLaren mates that the only way they go top 10 is if 10 other drivers fuck it into a wall or beach themselves in the gravel. Well look what happened. Anyway, what a race, I look forward to your video on it. Cheers

Cullen Kuhry

What’s the plan, sorry journey as Stroll Whitaker would say, if you start making fat stacks of “internet money”?

Alexis Baird

Highlight the fact that Sky Sports F1 is the byword for "Vomit Inducing Sycophantic Fangirl Bullshit" and the whole channel needs a serious overhaul!!!

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Yeah true. Even getting cunt cancer would be better than joining teamLH

Fergit

Any thoughts on the AMR team boss being named Mike Krack? Who’s the chief technical officer? Seymour Buttz? Race engineer I. P. Freely??? It’s outrageous. Utter madness. They’re off their absolute tits.

Erasmus B. Dragon

Punch on between Carlos and Alonso who do you think would win

Josh

That's easy : AIDS is treatable.

Anthony Lathrop

Who would win in a fist fight Matt Gallagher or Pa*l De Resta

Nicki

If you had to kiss one of the drivers, which one would you kiss?

Lucas Tews

Dear Mr Rocket P. Mohawk. If you woke up one morning and you were now a formula 1 car in the Pixar Cars universe which past or present driver would you want to get all up inside you and drive you around? And why is it George Russell? Much love your best friend - George

Armychimp

Is Jimmy Hoffa's corpse going to be under the nerve centre?

Gimi

I would love to know your thoughts on this being the first race Michael Masi has attended since Abu Dhabi 2021 and it being an absolute shit show.

Baby Cheesus

No way daddy is reading all these comments. Why did you shoot Caleb Cooper tho

Hunter Biden

Why is Ferrari a bigger rumor mill than my 8th grade class speculating about when the next school shooting will be?

Chris Allen

Tell your friend the elites are too busy with 14 year old pussy to invent anything so cool as an air engine powered by leaf blowers, then drown him in the toilet because HE OBVIOUSLY KNOWS TOO MUCH.

Erasmus B. Dragon

Is this your full time job now you have all the Patreon fat stacks of ca$h? If not, what do you do to keep you above the poverty line? How did you get so good at video production? When the mohawk happen and why?

Funker Funkenstein

when does leclerc off himself? before or after monza?

James Enright

What happens first, Lando wins a race in a McLaren or LH saves the environment??

Philly B

Why did Red Bull sign sponsorship for sunglasses to look like a Frat

CowsWithGuns

Why the fuck did sainz get a 5s penalty for a small incident with vitch tits and logan sargeant gets nothing for trying to kill the dutch goblin😂 FIA is so delusional, its incredible

John Dorian

When will you go through with your plan to kidnap the 4th plane and fly it into the FIA headquarters in Paris? Also: Do you think vitch tits was actually a miscarriage, but then got resurrected as a zombie by his sister sucking him off, that‘s why he drives like brainless scum?

Paddock Masi

have you ever stopped to realise the truth that now that you're FaYmUs you can never have another hairstyle other than a mohawk?

Jay Dixon

Without taking a bloody piss who do you think was a better race director- the Massive or the counts we have now?

Gustawk

what year did you start watching f1 and who was your favourite driver back then?

Tom Charlton

Lewis stretching so far during the red flag that he defiantly can and does wash his wang orally

OliverBarnett

Less of a question, more of a statement. Loved the race, so much fun. 3 red flags was a lot to take in. The best part of all, was this clusterfuck of a restart at the end was happening IN FRONT OF GOD MASI HIMSELF! Cannot confirm nor deny that he was holding his cock when the decision was being made. Also, all the fans were on track before the chequered flag again, which was insane! Love the channel X

Brenton Sword

How long will Gasly and Ocon pay the price for the French surrendering to Lance Stroll’s great grandfather in WW2

The Führer

Does the Gasly and Ocon crash prove that the French are the problem in most situations?

F1uxy

I have a mate who is far down the rabbit hole and believes that F1 cars don't run on fuel but compressed air (new power that the super elite wont give to us peasants) as he sees them using leaf blowers to blow air into the engines 🤔 thoughts?

Moore.or.less

Why did the CIA kill JFK In your opinion?

Biggles

If you could end world hunger, or throw Crofty (or the other Sky twat) of a building for bringing up Abu Dhabi, what building would it be? (I’m just salty because Perez would probably have been on the podium if he hadn’t pitted before the first safetycar)

Tickle

How have you not hung yourself yet as you are a Ferrari fan?

Pay

Ass or tits?

Duarte Paulino

Why everything turns to shit on Micheal Masi’s return from F1 excile

lewis isaacs

Would you prefer being a supreme leader from 1939 to 1945 in Germany or being the of Team LH?

Rafael Pacheco

Damn good question! 🤭

Dunamis

https://youtu.be/iE39q-IKOzA

j1358

They're GOOSERAPERS

PHLATearth

Well, a RPM review of this series would be excellent.. 🤣 https://youtu.be/74_4XrwS94c With love from your piss pigs

EvoraTheRacer

Can we get a shed building video/time lapse/something? Give the people what they want. Give me the shed content.

Shaun Evans

Would you rather get AIDS? Or join teamLH?

Fergit

You're the last woman on Earth, it is on you to keep humanity alive but your only mating partners are Vitch Tits, Plua Distressta and the Ferrari racing engineers. Who do you choose? Cannot kill urself or otherwise not choose, you must mate with one of them.

Ze Nightman

Keke Rosberg. That's Easy !

PHLATearth

If you could get free tickets for an F1 GP by letting every driver bitchslap you across the face as hard as they can, would you do it?

Ulz 92

Socialism, Communism, Capitalism = Fascism

PHLATearth

Why are you not vaccinated?

PHLATearth

Just wanna know more about the future star: 1. Favorite music bands/artists? 2. Are you a gamer? Favorite games? PC or console? 3. What do you do besides being an online entertainer? Got a job or something?

Moe Lester

Let’s get deep into it. What are your thoughts on capitalism and socialism?

IVO

Whats your favorite animal? Btw thank you for the videos!

porkchop

What would you do if the devil himself comes back to F1 racing?

WickedMind

Fuck yea, this is where it’s at

Christian Horny

Not until you finally admit you've fitted checo's car with a command wire initiated IED.

Many tanks.

Wasnt letting me edit, would be cool o do a live stream for a race too

Christian Horny

Come and get it

Christian Horny

We are checking

Christian Horny

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you RPM: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?

Christian Horny

Most definitely!

Christian Horny

Should put a picture of vitch tits on one of the little horses and have an interview with him. Horses probably bang their sisters

Oracle bread bowl racing

Are your parents proud proud of your work or confused by their son yelling in a shed about Osama, 911, whoever vitchtits is, and racing?

Nico

Let's say you are able to travel back in time and meet your former self. Let's say you would give your past self a handjob. Will that count as masturbation or as homosexual? (edited gay out of the sentence)

crilex

Is F1 the new football? Conspiracies with the organization FIA (FIFA), rigged races, hooligans. Was has become of this beloved sport?

Tom Brømbear

https://youtu.be/2tl0oVrj1FI

Angus Crawley

Also open up a race day comment thread here on patreon so the piss pigs can talk shit during the race.

Erasmus B. Dragon

Questions are for pussies but you better comment on Latte boy crying on the radio during lap 1 because his race engineer is asking him to manage tires while Lewis is attacking him from behind.

Erasmus B. Dragon

Put your head in a wheelbarrow full of concrete for ten minutes; you can train your breathe & have great success. Trust me. It takes roughly on average 24-48hrs for concrete to set, you won't have a problem with the thermal expansion, so, don't worry about your brain melting & being crushed simultaneously. But let's say it did... just think about what that could do for your brand image!? Yours sincerely, McFuckfacetwinkletoes

Maximillian Clitoris (PHD)

- Could bad F1 opinions be referred to as Nerve Gas?

Zan

who's the worst world champion? For my money, at least from the last 30 years, it's gotta be damon. He almost lost to villeneuve in villeneuve's rookie year and couldn't even win in 94 when the michael was banned from 4 races.

Reaver

When you are going to get inevitably drafted for the upcoming ww2 sequel, what's gonna be your pin-up waifu and why is it Michael Masi?

GreenDevil42

Is Freddie V capable of pulling this Ferrari shit show out of the dark days and return to glory or are there still too many Italians?

Garyy

If you could kill one of the drivers and take over their life, who would you kill?

Celty Tompkins

On twitter @carroll_NIR posted an image of Lance Stroll’s instagram comments from Leclerc fans. One of the comments was: “You should have buried yourself in the sand instead of Charles, you don’t deserve P4” What are we gonna call this new crazy fan base?

Ella Masser

Who would score more points for Ferrari: Leclerc and Sainz or a trained monkey and pastor maldonado?

Lars Timm

What's the cost cap for Race Control?

Stroll's Favorite Window

What event triggered a larger hard-on: - TeamLH when Verstappen DNFs - RocketPM when Di Resta was fired - Verstappen Shaggers when Max laps Lewis - Lawrence Stroll when he sees Vitch-Tits get P4

JamesSlipCordon

Your next podcast should be filmed beside your nans grave, or someones nans grave.

Josh

How much is the fish?!

Wojciech Jaguś

Does anyone have a clip of this?

Nicholas S

gimi

rynja

Are you latte-boys biggest fan? It looked like it based on your tweets during the race.

Václav Skoták

What are your thoughts on all the god damn feature interviews as filler programming?

Jamie Gibson

Why did Daniel Ricciardo sabotage the Australian GP and how does this relate to Abu Dabi 2021?

Midfield Milton

Please talk about ted Kravitz crying because masi was in the paddock.

scott spieler

Melbourne was fun, but do you remember how awesome rAdelaide was? Exactly! If they moved the Australian F1GP to Perth, the whole of F1uk could sleep in a extra 3hrs, we don't have a track, just saying. #PerthF1ed

aux

Didn't know Masi had been excommunicated from F1. Kravitz sounds disgusted about his presence: https://youtu.be/MJSXcQFks_8

Nicholas S

You are two inches deep in Paul Di Resta and Nicholas Latifi is two inches deep inside you. Are you moving forwards or backwards?

Evergreen

Masi was at F1 Australia, is that why we had the last minute crash.... Return of the masi thug bitch. Why didnt vitch tits get 5sec penalty for Ferrari crash.

MEXICANROCKT

Should lando norris leave mclaren next year to drive a much quicker tesco trolley around Bahrain?

Many tanks.

How long until Karen horner is beheaded by the Mexican cartel for crimes against perez

Many tanks.

Here is the video of the twisted family drama at the Aston pit wall…https://youtu.be/KgfDQWKQ61Q

Eddy Moretti

Who's your favourite celebrity pedophile?

Drive2UncleClive

if that happens then we are definitely living in a simulation

Eithacos W

If F1 was a spec series, which driver would win the most consistently?

michael krueger

Hello Mr Mohawk I hope you are well. You probably get this alot, but what is the car you sit in during your vidoes?

Mercedes fan

Does the Alpine crash on lap 57 mean the French have finally surrendered to themselves?

Brian G

Favourite beer?

Cally Gottlieb

How hard were you when you found out that the Masi was at the AUS GP?

MartinSince94

I have a perfectly normal question; Would you fuck lance stroll’s sister and why would you do it in his jet?

MR Matthews

Does possibility of max wining the season early and then putting Daniel in his car for a possible 1,2,3 red bull driver championship make you wet

Byron McKeig

Do you think Max stays at RB for his whole career? If not, where do you see him going?

Aaron Miller

Grid girls or drag queens?

Emilie Tan

What's wrong with a rolling restart after a red flag? Is Esteban Ocon cursed to crash into his teammate when driving a pink car? Will Carlos Sainz ever calm down? And how did the devil himself pull this off?

Henry Ashman

As a fan, what is your least favorite thing about F1 and why is it the FIA’s inability to be consistent?

Tommy

The real question we all want to know: will sigmAlonso go back to Indy car in 2-3 years to win the triple crown finally?

Joseph

It was weird. Also, notice how overexcited Little Vitch (I think that’s the best name for him actually) was after denying Daddy’s high five… it was like he was acting it up.

Eddy Moretti

Omg I was wondering the exact same! So odd!

Emilie Tan

do you smoke weed? xx

mag3ntalavalamp

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZqOjLsFey7Q?feature=share

ChemoCharlie

Any chance you will make it to a race this year?? We can do a Nerve camp at COTA! -Loce the content ❤️

Gavin F

What on earth was going on at the Aston pit wall before the last restart when Daddy Vitch tried to unsuccessfully high-five little baby Vitch Tits? What the fuck was that about? Why was Daddy Vitch happy and giddy? Alonso had crashed, Vitch Tits had locked up and gone off into the grass, and they were waiting for a ruling on the restart… so A. Why the high five, and B. Why the fuck didn’t little bitch Vitch Tits return the high five?

Eddy Moretti

How old are you?

Rebekah Allen

Hello mister rocket power 👊 my father is Paul di Resta and I would like to ask you please don't attac him anymore🥹 hes a good bloke 😇 and my heart breaks 💔 everytime I hear you slander his name 😖

Galia

https://youtu.be/MTe12fH2xtQ

Nuttawut Janto

Give us the 10 greatest cucks of all time (at least some of F1 related)

Rigatony

Can we have a compilation of all the times stroll has taken someone out at t1?

David Ouellette

What do you think of Carlos crying on the radio

Ben

BDE

Christy

Will big, Spanish, sigma daddy win a race this year? If so where, when and how many?

Christy

Check out the F2 race. Probably some good bits you could find about how getting rid of tire warmers is going to kill the drivers

Matt

Are you really not ever gonna make your videos in your car? I don't care about how you're the only unbiased British F1 "commentator" you are.. I joined your Patreon for your car. I swear down on me nan's grave, if you're not in your car, I'd much rather, "THROW YOU IN JAIL. RIGHT NOW!"

axman1000

If you could put absolutely anyone (not just drivers) into a 2008 Ferrari and get them to do a lap of the nurburgring, who would it be and why? If it's somebody who doesn't normally drive fast cars, where do you expect them to crash, if they can even get the bastard thing moving forward

Martin Green

Oh boy, you better strap in

Sushi Tunoda

should we ignore all races that happen before Melbourne and after Brazil?

Xan Melton

The CIA didnt shoot JFK, his head just did that

DeliciaFelps69

Are Team LH and Pual di Resta teaming up to achieve world domination?

Nils93

So, we know you can sing (thanks Ronan) and you play guitar (thanks second channel). What do you like to listen to? Do you write any music? Assuming yes, can we have an end of season Christmas song to cry and crank one out to during the off season?

Meemerina

I need someone to explain to me why Carlos gets a 5 second penalty on a lap that doesn’t exist, when vitchtits nepobaby does EXACTLY the same thing and doesn’t get anything. Someone make that make fucking sense.

Tom Milner

When is the new nerve centre gonna be ready

Seth Busby

What music does RPM listen to?

ModalStorm1195

Will Lance Stroll commit patricide, inherit Daddy's Billions and control of Aston Martin to become the Fuher of F1, bring back Masi only to torture TeamLH, Causing a Road Warror Apocalyptic war between the Verstapen Shaggers and TeamLH?

Rascal on the Run

Did Carlos deserve that penalty?

Rigatony

Who do you want Str.. A Disgrace of Canada to overtake? Max or Midfieldmilton?

True Quark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBrEgJdEewg Do you prefer digestives or custard creams

Bloke I guess

Back in day the lead car changed more frequently than it seems to at minute and I think that’s cos the tech regs limit the engineers to much - would F1 be better if we went back to letting them do whatever they want?

Joshua Wright

If Lance stroll turns out likes being cucked, asks you to shag his girlfriend but both him and his dad will watch you do it, would you?

🅱️uan 🅱️ablo 🅱️ontoya 🐕

https://youtu.be/7dETj0-mTko that is the 2019 farming simulator speed run world record I dare you to try and beat it.

🅱️uan 🅱️ablo 🅱️ontoya 🐕

Why is Fernando Alonso such a Sigma bastard

J

are u single? (asking for a friend obviously)

nennu

As a new (since Canada 2022) watcher of F1 and fan of Ferrari: When does the pain stop?

Kieron

I would like to see material about Robert Kubica and his history. Would be interesting take from you if you did some digging on his successes in BMW and Renault before his accident. Cheers!

sorek.uk

Last season we had those clowns at the FIA end a race under the safety car at Monza. Now they fuck the race by having 3 red flags. How long until they just bite the bullet and bring back Masi?

NigdemSlayer

Any chance you’ll provide a RSS feed for your subscribers?

brettk

Are you related to the farming fetus on Clarkson’s Farm? https://youtu.be/5pn8KcnVu-g

Mark Townsend

When will Ted Kravitz let go of the 2021 Abu Dhabi hate crime (subtle nod to the last week's GP mini meltdown after seeing that absolute Chad Michael Masi)?

Hamsiu

Is there room for an alternate fantasy F1 league where you earn points based on the position your drivers are in *when* the race ends, as opposed to earning points based on how the drivers are classified *after* the race?

David Crawford

Do you think the FIA have forgotten, that F1 is a sport, and not some fucking clown show / entertainment media. In regards to the pure retardation, that is the red flags and the possibility of getting rid of free practice.

DjLuke420

2 small questions. 1.Would u ever consider setting up a discord server for all the chad patreons? 2. What car is it that u sit in during videos?

Xenic

The audacity

Ben

on a scale of 1-10 how likely are you go get some fluffy cows

Britt

Why do horses sleep on their sides but REM sleep standing up? CCP and Paul Di Resta behind it all?

A James

what is your favourite ever race, and do you plan to cover any of them in videos?

Tom Charlton

Any thoughts on toxic Leclerc fanboys losing their shit anytime Sainz does better than him?

Reggie from Nintendo

Can you make a tierlist of who you think has the biggest bollocks of every f1 driver

Ashetounding

This. This is the question. Would also like to know: is Michael Masi indeed, as Crofty suggested, “a human being”?

Bart

not a question but make a tier list of formula 1 drivers you can beat in a fight

Joshua Denford

Your coward if it’s not with tongue

Liam Frilay

https://youtu.be/_sOlSA_qZJs this one is amazing

agentPineapple

Any plans for the future of your empire? Do you plan on doing this all yourself, are you getting an editor or some hired help?

HastyOyster

Kravitz still firmly rooted in Abu Dhabi 2021 and takes shots at Masi just for being there (and shot at RB bc AD21 was mentioned), then Crofty proceeds to slap him in the mouth with his cock and broadcast never goes back to Ted rest of race. Did Kravitz and Crofty meet up at turn 3 in Albert Park after race and fight to the death?

Brian Gratz

Do you kiss her after she sucked you off?

Ben

What's with the car in your garage (is it drivable), what kind of car do you drive and which car will you get when all that extra YouTube and Patreon money starts coming in? Do you drive on tracks, on a racing sim? WHAT IS YOUR CAR AND DRIVING STATUS?

GoldenMonkeh

Has Oscar Piastri already proven he's better than Danny Ric.

MistaPutz

What do you think about dennis hauger? He has the talent og max and luck of charles

Dag Anders Nyman

Jesus - not sure why everyone loves Ted so much, guys an absolute drip

Sam Sulek

Could you tell us a bit about the car in your garage?

Tom Denley

Michael Masi was not assassinated during the Australian GP. Does that surprise you?

Tybz

Too close to that WF1 shite

Sam Sulek

Did Michael Masi do some mission impossible shite to make his way in to race control for the end of the race to make sure Alonstroll got P3 and P4

Ben Burgess

Will Fernando Alonso ever finish other than P3? Will he be champion for the 3rd time if he keeps finishing P3?

Alvaro Ingold

Not a question, just wanted to thank you for your absolute legendary content

Apolly007

https://youtu.be/FwPX3PV9vGo

Sam Sulek

Oh BTW How dare you!

Matthew Christensen

Would you rather fight 2 Yuki-Sized Ocons or 1 Ocon-Sized Yuki?

Paulo Di Sandio

At the end, even Stoll's car was nervous and shitting itself when they lucked into Third.

Matthew Christensen

Why is ferrari always ruining everyone's hopes and dreams by being themselves? I'd it to do with them being Italian?

Jay Sommerville

How much of your YouTube persona is you playing a character, and how much is your true self?

Derek de Popcorn

How much money did Max save the city of Melbourne by his 4 seconds of mowing the grass?

Pieter Hoebe

Did Masi in his sheer presence cause the Australian GP nuclear war?

Elliot Duguay

You give me a very Tim Dillon vibe and I love it. Have you ever watched The Pig do his thing?

MattD

Who’s the bigger mafia, the FIA or the UK government?

Bence Gábor

With all of the climate activism going on, mostly in Europe, what do you think F1’s future will look like (will it end, will there only be races in the USA and the middle east, etc.)?

rosarotearmeefraktion

on a scale from 1-10, how likely do you think it is that Ricciardo will give Max or Checo food poisoning before a race weekend?

Pronato

What do you think of the bickering between of Crofty and Ted on Sunday?

natlouu

if you could flatten meadowhall what would you put in its place corporate scum

Jakeee

It was during the red flag on lap 56, he basically said masi is in the other paddock where he belongs lol

Joel Bates

Can you do a "Meme reaction to the Grand Prix" but only good memes

Harrison Kew

How did the commentary give away the massive’s current location?? He must have been harassed by #teamLH

Bas Marcussen

Du you think the Masi curse is a real thing, if so where do you wanna see it in action again?

fauler Panda

Two Tits-Vitch Questions: what list will be shorter - drivers TV runs into, or not? And, is TV Maldonado reincarnated?

Papa Bogey

Do you think with the demonisation of cash, the imminent collapse of the banks and the fiat money system as a whole it will cause the NPCs to wake up, reject the programming and see the whole system is a scam? Or are most NPCs too dependant on the systems programming that they will just accept the coming CBDCs and with it another victory for the deep state?

Baldo33

How do you keep the Mohawk so perfect

Conal Macdonald

Where do ferrari get their new creative ways to fuck up a race/hurt me emotionally? - ferrari fan

Kate

how was it that damn Paul Di-Restas fault.

Mark Turner

Can you 1v1 me on Farm Simulator?

runme0ver

https://youtu.be/v26fTGBEi9E

Jan Erik

Who would win in a fight Fred vasour or Steiner

LePain

actual legit question alert: what are your top 5 favourite albums of all time

Alex Vorstermans

Who would you rather fight, the TEAM LH lunatics or the Verstapen shaggers?

Risto Pochepov

What's your nans name

Catters 12

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Maclayne Linnett

Could I use David coulthards jawline to rescue car accident casualties

Many tanks.

Michael Masi comes to a GP and there is a questionable decision that puts up a 1 or 2 Lap showdown at the end...coincidence? I THINK NOT! F1 needs Michael Masi like JFK wouöd have needed a Helmet.

Tian Pozgaj

Thoughts on the Mexican gardeners (aka taco mafia) who are attacking RB for sabotaging Perez

Johnny Pervert

Is there a link to this? What was said?

Sam Sulek

Do you think Ricciardo has an opportunity to get a competitive seat next season or is his F1 career at an end after his lackluster 2022 season at Mclaren

Ayhamb99

Is there a conspiracy therory about Hülkenberg not getting his first podium?

Florian

With all the shite that F1 drivers/commentators kick up with the sport being "dangerous", how many bricks would they shit if they even heard about the Isle of Man TT, let alone were made to race it?

Jack Cleator-Popplewell

Failed suicide bomb from Osama Bin Latte himself

Jack Rampling

How perez finished 5th in a spaceX model 7 with 20 dnfs in front

Jacob Lindberg

https://youtu.be/p90fpzYwFDE

Bram Gjaltema

Why was Michael Masi replaced by Niels Wittich? Lizzard people, his track record for title deciding last races (DTM 2021) or any other conspiracy? Pleas e enlighten us with your secret knowledge....

Markus

Do you think Osama bin Russel tried to take out multiple cars at once with his self sabotaged engine to get 72 virgins?

LM

Do you think someone planted a pipe bomb in George’s car? Who did it??

BroccSoy

No question, just want to thank you for what you do.

M.C. Laren

If Paul di Resta, Michael Masi and Stefano Domenicali were to form a terrorist group, what would it's name be?

ASG

Ever watch a World of Outlaws Sprint Car race?!!!?! 410 Sprint Cars equal creamed jeans. You should watch and fill the pants up boyio 😗

Benjamin Martelle

Why are you so sexy

Marc Harari

Thoughts on the new F1 weekend format? People seem to hate sprint races and 2 qualifiers a lot...

Ji

Where does the Victh Tits Tattoo go if/when he gets his first win?

InfiniteIdeas

Would you rather be in a car with TeamLH or Verstappen shaggers?

Kian Olner

Is Paul di' resta also recieving criminal charges like trump for fucking sky sports commentary?

Many tanks.

Who would in a fight between Jos Verstappen and Adrian Sutil

Ben K

Disguise yourself as a member of #TeamLH on a forum and ask cringy questions... question?

Pontus

How has Taxi Driver influenced your youtube persona?

Xavier Kleuters

Do you eat corn the long way?

norSpit

Who would win in a punch up? Anthony Hamilton or Jos Verstappen?

Mike Parallex

Do u have sheep dogs and can u do that whistling shite

Bwoah

Best time of day to visit Meadowhall?

biquetteuh

Do you think that Osama Bin latte boys engine committing suicide was a satanic sacrifice for teamlh?

Xivian123

That's pretty difficult tbf

Sam Sulek

How F1 could achieve net zero carbon by 2030 and how do you see the evolution of the F1 in general (besides just changing the rules and how to build a car, but GLOBally)

Ανατολή

Did anyone else see Danny Ric sticking his dick through the fence so the alpines fucked it into each other??

PDR's mum's flaps

After the completion of the nerve center, will you do watchalong live streaming of the race?

Hunter Biden

Do you feel confined to your hairstyle now that it’s part of your legal name?

Rachel Gunning

How many times does lelcerc have to beach like hes arrived in dover, before he's moved into asylum housing

Many tanks.

Hold a Q&A with #TeamLH or go for a coffee with Paul Di Resta and Latte Boy?

CH

My question is apart from yourself, who are credible experts who can provide clarity on the trauma that is F1 or are you the only shining beacon of hope? #loveyourwork

Thomas Jolley

What were you doing for a living before started your youtube channel. Farming? Am I right? Are you still doing it? What or who made you to start yt channel?

Kozik

Why do you have a mohawk

Hunter

Wtf that's insane hahaha

Sam Sulek

Is Lando going to Red Bull or Mercedes for 2024?

Kacper Trzaskowski

What does Gunter have on gene as he’s not been sacked yet??

Dogzy

We've seen what Masi's spirit can do once he was back in an F1 paddock. How much mayhem, do you reckon, could he cause in a terrorist organization? #MasISIS

Bloth

Is Adrian newey one of the illuminati or the lizard people.

Dogzy

Can you PLEASE comment on Ted kravitz absolutely burning Michael masi during the red flag on Sunday. It was very joosee

Joel Bates

Three rule changes you'd bring into F1 straight away

Max Springer

If pual deresta is the devil does that make Masi the new angel of death.

Dogzy

How can the FIA improve the rules to make the sport less confusing and more fun

Philip Paterson

Who would win in a fight? Bernie Ecclestone, Jackie Stewart or Oswold Mosley. ps love you baby cakes

Couldbewrse

How much upkeep does the hawk take? 🤔 thinking of getting one but im lazy.....

James Lloyd

What driver would you trust most to date your daughter in case you had one, and which one the least

Joas

Why were so many people crying about the amount of red flags? From what was shown on the live covering there was a lot of debris from the kmag and alpine crashes. Honestly I would’ve half expected maxi taxi or crymilton to shout over the radio

Will

How are you after Abu Dhabi 2021? Are we entitled to financial compensation for that?

Jonn Alfaro

Salt and Vi-

rynja

Who would you f, marry, kill? Paul di Resta, #teamlh, Nan.

Paul

You're in the club and both Carlos Sainz and Leclerc hit you with their best chat up lines - are you able to resist or are you sucking harder than Ferrari this year?

Sam Sulek

Marry, fuck, kill. Lance stroll, latifi, Christian Horner?

Grt Esports

How many fucking sandbags are RB loading up to be able to randomly do this: https://youtu.be/C0KZlc1sAnw

Jack Rampling

And is sergeant the new Latifi.

Vanessa Blanche

When does your shed arrive

Jensen Dare

What was a bigger catastrophe: The Holocaust, the 3rd race restart, or 9/11?

Oli

Also opinion on why Stroll wasn’t penalised for his contact but Sainz did get a penalty

Georgi Todorov

Which Ferrari ‘noooo’ moment was more iconic, sainz @ Australia or Leclerc fucking it into the wall @ France 2022?

Vanessa Blanche

If you could do anything in the world for a job what would it be?

Brandon Turner

Where would you rather be: in the hot air balloon with Latifi or next to Paul di Resta while he is recording a podcast for an hour straight?

Yoki Kuechly

Your favourite Vitch Tits crash?

Ja Pdgpdg440

I drank the rest of the milk while splitting a pb&j with the girl; immediately calls me the devil himself. Do I push her off a bridge? Yes or yes

Christian

Not really a question but it's to refreshing that you don't care how many subs you have. You're so genuinely and open with your fans

DKOMSC

RPM thoughts on this pls

George Hutchings

What are your thoughts on redbull taking a gamble with Riccardo and the Mexican shit storm that would happen after

Connor Brady

Reaction on Lance Stroll getting in contacts multiple times this season

Georgi Todorov

If Latifi was still alive, could he have scored points there?

CocoPoop

Michael Mas-acre being in the paddock… why, what, how, why, why why???

George Hutchings

Thoughts on CultLH going into absolute nuclear meltdown because Masi was in the paddock?

Kofi Collett

Was Jorge sabotaged for not taking Max out in T1?

Aidan Jeffes

If you would have to sacrifice (in a religious ceremony)Ted Fucking Kravitz, Vitch Tits or the Devil himself - Paul di Resta. Which one would you choose?

ILLUMINATI

Will lance stroll be put up for adoption and Lawrence raise Fernando as his son instead?

Harry Dawson

How much spunk do you think the producers of drive to survive produced over the aus gp weekend

Verstrappon

Reaction? 😉 https://youtu.be/bg1kxgVt0JY

Norto

Fernando alonsos favourite flavour of Pringles?

alex done


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