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(Aston Martin enters the chat)

Fernando Alonso had a fight with Mercedes at the Bahrain Grand Prix and I ripped my cock off watching it. the cripple almost twated him out of the race on the first lap, mclaren are shit and Gary vee is the only man who can save Mercedes. So I conduct my usual in depth technical analysis into the Bahrain Grand Prix. 

ps, YES I KNOW, it was gonna be out last Friday but as I explained my hard drive died because it was possessed by the devil, and even tho I performed an exorcism on it, I still lost everything. so I made this video again from scratch. I have now switched to a fancy new 'SSD drive' which apparently is better. but who knows, the devil waits for nobody. 

Comments

Get in the hole

Sphinx.py

still the best video on the internet

so_sad

Omg I couldn’t agree more

Emilie Tan

I think it’s just the thumbnail got shagged. Video itself can still be watched.

Hunter Biden

God dam them, it’s Vimeo been a twat because we keep overloading the bandwidth lol, so I’ll upload another version with patreon video, give us a sec

Snail Chaser

The globalists pulled the video

Matt

Every time is click to watch it says video not available. Shout out to its family.

Todd Ruttura

New (not a cult) sheep checking into the (not a Cult) compound. Here for the dumpster fire viewing lads.

Alexander Honing

Historically speaking, because Bruce McLaren, here.

April Hughes

Well that was altogether better than the race result................

EstabanOcon'sHelmet

Did you clean the pipes out after, or did you just leave your man juice there to congeal? Also, shout out to the family.

Some Numpty

Need instructions on how to summon the energy required for a proper wank!

Nikola Malešević

Try on pornhub! Bbw got fucked by spanish matador 😂

Drago Bošnjak

it's a helpful "something strange happened" error message for me, and no video. the other ones are playing just fine. it's not a conspiracy (obvious lie)

Benjámin

yeah looks like it’s just the thumbnail not showing, iv contacted patreon asking them to get their shit together for Christ

Snail Chaser

I had to click on it first to open a new window for vimeo, but it’s still available

Xavier Kleuters

can’t you see it?

Snail Chaser

did the globalist pigs take the video down or what?

Benjámin

It might be March but it identifies as December 🤣

Amie Jardine

Beautiful ! Now that you are rich enough to buy a Playstation 5, you should consider hiring a big production team to follow you around and record your wisdom as it flows in our universe. This will also solve the problem of the bastards here whining about the delay of the releases!

Baseem Mayala

is it March already bloody hell

Snail Chaser

BLOODY HELL

Snail Chaser

Absolute banger sheepshagger, worth the wait.

Ze Nightman

Garry Vee is basically Andrew Tate pretending to be Dom Toretto

Hunter Biden

Naomi Schiff is the new Pual Deresta! Ouch!

Justa Fleshwound

One of your best videos ever. I’m so hype for this season mainly for all your videos and to see team LH absolutely melt down when Max wins almost every race and creeps closer to beating every one of Lewis’s records if Redbull dominance continues.

Joe

RPM, you magnificent bastard !!!

Melvin Fallen

That blue duck is a spy for #TeamLH Get rid of it now!

R0Ly

Chain Bear is still hibernating, so I'm here and now I'm becoming accustomed to RPM commentary with Gary Vee intensity.

David Crawford

I don’t wanna go to the factory. Great race insight though!

Christian Horny

I need more!!🫡

Esteban Chapa

Masterpiece mate! Hilarious 😂😂👌🏼

John Dorian

Oh mate, you missed out on the pathetic Mercedes cuck plea article they put out.

Mourya Singham

This episode is naaaaaajs!!!! Well done @rocketpoweredmohawk!

Drago Bošnjak

might have to cut that lol (i definitely won’t cut it)

Snail Chaser

Lewis "Midfield" Hamilton lmao that's a great nickname

Eithacos W

Painting a Jew as a Nazi is gonna go down well on YouTube... Lol

Jack Rampling

WHY NOT

Snail Chaser

Your words are on a level similar to the great Chael Sonnen's #undefeated #undisputed

Sam Sulek

Waiting for you every week to post this like some sort of simp might actually be the gayest thing i do. Also i’m unsure how Joe Biden and the rest of the FIA haven’t taken you out with a team of seals yet.

WankMeOffYaNonce

But WHY is he wearing a christmas jumper

nennu

Same here! Cheers!

April Hughes

It was alright, I guess.

Mike

The video that the CIA doesn't want us to see

CMike

Oh I am perfectly high for this

rosarotearmeefraktion

“Pppppneumatic” RIP rockets brain, shout out to his family

Midfield Milton

...and it pained me to say that as a McLaren fan (historically speaking, because Senna)

Jamer

I can only assume that the lag I'm experiencing while trying to watch this latest gem is because us degenerates are all scrambling to see it, thus causing the Patreon servers to perform like this year's McLaren

Jamer

Ffs I wanted this video to be full mental health not special Canadian needs

Harvey Price

oh yeah, on it, I will edit in the cripple and re upload tomorrow. thank you for constructive feedback 🫡

Snail Chaser

Christmas jumper in March? Fashion statement 👌

Amie Jardine

Jeez, this is spicy. Psychopath moves out of RPM.

IVO

"shit, ah, fuck ah, fuck, ah my head, shit" - RPM, 2023.

Mike

sex seems to be better since Alonso got a podium

Rachel Gunning

The only real news nowadays

Oneill

RIP microphone Shoutout to its family

SmollPP

You're a KILLER! Please never stop and never change

Moe Lester

No wonder he loses his files all the time if he pussy parcours with his laptop all over the place.

Soebe

Wasn't Naomi mocking the other commentator who said McLarens performance was encouraging

h

Worth Every single penny

Not Will Buxton

Yeah that's all the Patreon money's worth for a whole season cause this aint ever gonna fly on Youtomb

Vinci di Caprio

"Retires after four years of driving an orange canal boat" - We're 12 seconds in, and I'm already dead 😂😂

Athinira

The real reason why we all wanted f1 to come back, another absolute banger mate

D1pstick

Just in time for dinner daddy

Jelle Van der Donck

A helicopter flew over my flat as I watched this. THE CIA ARE TARGETING CULT MEMBERS

Angus Crawley

Lewis Midfieldmilton made me spit take. I demand compensation for my computer montior.

Creya

Dr. Stephen Vitchtits!!

Diego M. Del Vecchio

Was thinking exactly the same!

Diego M. Del Vecchio

You forgot to add pictures of vitch tits in the hospital

Michael

Should've had a graphic for diResta being a ceiling crawler. Amazing jokes in this vid, looking forward to a rageful RPM season.

iambreed

POSSIBILITY

Snail Chaser

Fuck yes I am now content until this weekend

Johnathan R Sanchez

3:44 is how i imagine you're hard drive got damaged.

Hannah Nash

What a beautiful day to be a domestic terrorist

Hockeyman7776

Thank you for finally posting, my dear. Piggies love some slop

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

by the devil himself?

Zid La

Mr RPM I love you

Eli Turner

Excellent

Dubya

I was having such a shitty long day and man you finally posted.

James Cunt

Hell yes! 😍

John Dorian

Scrumptious.

Christian

*happiness noises*

Dylan Poingdestre

Finally

Jeremy Bourqui


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