Urgent Job: Goblin Thief!
Added 2018-04-22 00:49:59 +0000 UTCGoblin: "Suprise-sa!!! Me takes tshirts! Is mine now!! Haha! Butt ugly man-boy no have tshirts!"
1. Use Sword & Shield to...!
2. Use Bow & Arrow to...!
3. Use Book & Scroll to...!
4. Use Cloak & Dagger to...!
It is I, your humble and helpless AGL team member, Jesika! I'm writing this post to ask for your help! Those darn Goblins surprise attacked our studio (again) and have taken ALL of the Giveway T-shirts!
Since you Apprentices have been Training and have the proper Equipment, can you get rid of him and take back the T-shirts for me?
Please, you have to help us!! D:
Comment below how you deal with this Goblin!
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Thanks for the help!
jes + team AGL
Comments
3. I use the spell book and scroll to summon the strongest force in nature, the triangle of manliness! Summoning Sir Quintus and Durandall to my side the three of us unite our strength, wisdom, and unyielding will to force the goblin into submission. But wait... What kind of magazine was that goblin hiding in his shirt? I-Is that a collection of pictures of the royal guards with a picture of the Commander as the center fold?!
GlassTrinity
2018-04-22 18:32:25 +0000 UTCI choose the sword and shield. Quickly rushing in, I use the shield to bash the poor little excuse of a goblin in the head. While he is dazed I kick him in the groin (They do have external genitalia , right?). Finally, I slide my sword down his throat. One dead goblin and the merchandise is still in marketable condition.
Tmothy B. Ross
2018-04-22 02:47:14 +0000 UTC3. Use book and scroll to change the goblin to female then make her clothes dis-appear, then proceed to jump her and "wrestle" the shirts away from her.
Mooboy2000
2018-04-22 02:45:46 +0000 UTCI pull down my pants as a distraction, and then jump on top of him, thus that gives me the chance to wrestle the shirt out of his hands saying triumphantly, "If a battle with me leaves you PANTing you have a ways to go."
Augiedt
2018-04-22 01:19:31 +0000 UTCUse book and scroll to increase the weight of the shirts, a goblins greed will make it so he never lets go and thus will be trapped under the weight of his loot, I then increase the weight again and he’ll lose his arms, I asking cast shield on the shirts so they don’t get uh, messy
2018-04-22 01:16:50 +0000 UTCCloak and dagger to hide and track the goblin to it's lair, then while it is asleep slit it's throat and take the shirts back. Leave a message for the next goblin not to try that again.
Soup
2018-04-22 01:14:52 +0000 UTCI use punch to knockout the Goblin. Because if I use the sword he can use the shirts as shield and we don't want damage the merchandise. Arrows might hit the shirts or magic, I might mess up the spell and probably set them on fire or freez them. And no one is going to want blood on their shirt if I use the dagger XD
Jairo Palomares
2018-04-22 00:56:18 +0000 UTC3. book and scroll to make the goblin levitate sword bow or dagger might damage the goods
Michael Hawk
2018-04-22 00:54:50 +0000 UTC
