Urgent Job: Princess in Danger!!
Added 2018-03-31 07:02:00 +0000 UTCPrincess: “Ah, you’re finally here. You know the letter was marked “Urgent Job: Princess in Danger!!” What took you so long? What? Of course I’m not really in danger! Sir Quintus is standing guard outside and even my stupid sister is afraid of him. I just wanted you to come and entertain me, cause it's boring up here, duh! You’re a Farm Boy, why don’t you tell me one of the common folk stories? A funny one! No, a heroic one! No-no, a romantic story! Poor people tell stories do they not? Go on, hurry up or I’ll get mad!”
- Tell the Princess a funny story...
- Tell the Princess a heroic story...
- Tell the Princess a romantic story...
- ...
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Hey guys, your tired and mentally exhausted friend, Din here to apologies for delivering this false Urgent Job to you. The Princess made me do it. She has been ordering me around all day, forcing me to comb her hair, pour her tea, organize her shoes and even be her chair. Tell her a story, joke or whatever to keep her entertained long enough for me to escape!
It was supposed to be my birthday today… T_T
PLEASE SAVE ME!!
-din
Comments
IT'S A TRAP
2018-04-01 02:27:36 +0000 UTC1. A man was walking around in a gambling town, when he happened upon the most beautiful prostitute that he had ever seen. So, he walked up and asked "How much for a handjob?" The prostitute replied "900 gold." The man was, understandably, shocked. So the prostitute pointed over too three different restaurants. "You see those restaurants? I own those because I give a handjob worth 900 gold." So the man reluctantly accepted, they went into an alley, and he received the best handjob of his life. The next night, the man was walking around and he saw the same prostitute. He walked up and asked "How much for a blowjob?" The prostitute replied "1200 gold." The man almost had a heart attack. "The prostitute pointed over to a large casino. "You see that casino? I own that because I give a blowjob worth 1200 gold." So the man, remembering the handjob from the other night, agreed. They went to the hotel room he was staying in, and he got the best blowjob of his life. Preparing to go into his life savings, the man asked "How much for pussy?" The prostitute walked over to the window, and pointed to all of the town. "You own the entire town?!" the man asked. "No," the prostitute replied. "But I would if I had a pussy."
Nixty
2018-04-01 02:01:07 +0000 UTCHappy Birthday Dinn! I'll drink some for ya.
Soup
2018-04-01 01:49:17 +0000 UTCHappy birthday Dinn!
2018-03-31 21:32:47 +0000 UTC4. Tell her a funny story of a romantic hero, because I'm creative and junk.
TextileMonster
2018-03-31 20:20:00 +0000 UTCi think id bore her with a heroic one, so im gonna go with 1. a funny story
Michael Hawk
2018-03-31 16:59:09 +0000 UTC3, I'll tell her a romantic story...(and Happy Birthday, Din!)
2018-03-31 13:56:55 +0000 UTC4. "As you wish." And if you get the reference you know what story I'm going to tell her. ;)
2018-03-31 12:45:47 +0000 UTCHappy birthday Dinn. I shall tell the princess a story. Once upon a time, there was a lonely, courageous apprentice...
Eldritch Wizard
2018-03-31 10:04:09 +0000 UTCAlso, Happy Birthday!
Blood Dragon
2018-03-31 09:36:04 +0000 UTCHeroic RomCom it is ...
Blood Dragon
2018-03-31 09:35:03 +0000 UTCNo "Tell the princess a dirty story ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" option? D: Happy Birthday!! ♡
2018-03-31 07:27:25 +0000 UTCI'll take over Din. You take a break now. Happy birthday my friend!! I hope you have a amazing birthday.
Jairo Palomares
2018-03-31 07:17:24 +0000 UTC
