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[M4F] Help! There's A Knight In My Kitchen [Time traveler] [Knight] [Banter] [Virgin VA][Body insecurities] [Uneven breast appreciation] [Body worship] [Slow burn] [Petting][Size difference] [Consent and check in’s] [Huge Dick][Fingering] [Cock warming][fingers through hair mention] [Modern fairy tale]
Added 2023-10-09 01:00:03 +0000 UTCPremise: We all need a break from our regular day to day. That’s why when a somewhat distant relative offers to lend you their cabin located on the magical coast of Wales, you can’t pass up the chance. Excited to kickstart the impromptu vacation with a yummy meal, a quiet afternoon of cooking is on the menu. Finding your way around the cabin’s kitchen is easy, you even have time to admire the old oil painting hanging overhead – when suddenly, something strange begins to happen. You swear you can hear the distant hum of horses galloping. But that must just be your imagination?
However, it happens again, and this time the sound of horses is drowned out by people shouting. Before you can decide if you’ve really gone mad, a giant form crashes through the painting and lands in front of your very feet. The man is more handsome than your heart can handle, and he is wearing what looks like medieval clothes. Is he some raving lunatic or just a harmless cosplayer? That arrow piercing his shoulder says otherwise.
Equipped with a sword and a burning intension to save you from unknown danger, the gorgeous stranger certainly knows how to get a girl’s attention. And those eyes, glinting with valor and sparks of mischief, if only he wasn’t bleeding all over the floor…sigh.
Well, looks like your peaceful vacay just took an exciting turn.
Let’s see where this adventure takes you, shall we?
Trigger warnings: Battle, mentions of bleeding, stitching of a wound, needles, old time/medieval mindsets about women...
[Main nicknames: My lady, Lass, Sweeting]
VA - Mr. Robinson
This script was written by Snoooza
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Comments
Robinson you’ve ruined the word Thong for me in the most unexpected way…
Sophia Bonbon
2024-08-09 21:16:49 +0000 UTCGosh he was such a good boy.
Bratty.Succubus
2024-08-05 08:57:07 +0000 UTCYeah ihave to agree with you, the banter and goofiness and fun of it was what makes me like it more. The spicy stuff I just tuned out and I replayed the funny parts more.
Mavka
2024-05-15 02:58:55 +0000 UTCI agree on the accent, it was TOUGH to get over, but I don't think this would have been nearly as funny with anyone else. The comedy is what makes this whole series for me. The sex is secondary, maybe even tirtiary because of the banter.
Nala Sky'
2024-05-15 02:47:28 +0000 UTCThis was one of the best works from mr. Robinson I've heard so far.. Made me laugh 😂 and definitely made me hot and bothered 🥵
Jo
2024-05-09 11:25:57 +0000 UTCEight minutes in and I have wheeze laughed five times 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Nala Sky'
2024-05-09 00:11:40 +0000 UTCTime to relisten to this series! And hope that Part 4 is maybe in our futures 💙💙💙
roseforthethorns
2024-04-27 11:08:56 +0000 UTCThe accent shifting is killing me. :/ I had hoped this was gonna be Mr. Chambers or Mr. Wright. :/
Mavka
2024-04-27 02:56:59 +0000 UTCThe music at the end makes it feel like the end rolling credits of a movie, and this whole audio deserves an Oscar 👏🏼👏🏼
Feufeu15
2024-04-04 13:54:09 +0000 UTCI’m going too lol
Feufeu15
2024-04-04 13:52:18 +0000 UTCOh no worries honey, Jamie will change your mind 😏
Deedee
2024-03-18 21:01:50 +0000 UTCOh my gosh! Aaron wants to court us, he's so sweet. He's not going back to his world alone I'm going with him no arguments.
PrincessSys24
2024-03-12 04:53:46 +0000 UTC"The Grown Ass" part killed me 😂😂!
PrincessSys24
2024-03-12 04:48:36 +0000 UTCIt seems like you were actively watching me before making this bc tell me why I want to go the veterinary route, have uneven breasts, AND YOU EVEN GUESSED THE BIGGER ONE. What type of sorcery did you pull here?
Liovix
2024-03-10 22:34:33 +0000 UTCThe only thing missing was him running into the wall trying to get back through the painting. Ngl that would have had me in stitches
Ceri Long
2024-03-09 06:09:48 +0000 UTCAmazing script 👏
Dominike Dominike
2024-02-19 20:21:02 +0000 UTCA Knight or a Jester….and I’m not that funny…omfg Snoooza, that was my favorite!!! Love your scripts!!!
Rainshadow
2024-02-15 07:09:01 +0000 UTCA thong??? The song starts playing in my head, “thong, thong, a thong”. Lol
Amber Reynolds
2024-02-10 00:20:05 +0000 UTCThis made me laugh so much at the beginning. I love it
Amber Reynolds
2024-02-10 00:12:24 +0000 UTCI was laughing so hard at the beginning portions of this, I hope Robinson had fun recording it because it definitely sounded like he did!
Ariel Ledbetter
2024-02-06 11:46:08 +0000 UTCThe shaved legs fascination sent me.
Amy T.
2024-02-05 18:47:00 +0000 UTCOh this was just so mediaevally lovely! ✔️ Excellent Script ✔️ Mr Robinson in pleasure-pain And for some reason, “I’m a virgin, not a monk!” just sent me 😂
Blysse
2024-01-31 11:19:55 +0000 UTCMmmm between sweet and growling, fuuuuck mr Robinson….
Samantha Senders
2024-01-31 01:00:05 +0000 UTCSir Robinson, our Knight in shining armor. I liked this medieval fairy tale. Kudos to Snoooza! 👏🏻👏🏻 The SFX were perfect. And Sir Robinson took my breath away, hard to believe that a man of his abilities was still a virgin. His moans and whimpers made me shudder and his dirty talk with the accent🫠😍🥵...please let me catch my breath before I enjoy part 2.
Becca
2024-01-29 22:19:29 +0000 UTCit was so beautiful and so much fun to listen to our knight being adorably handsome and so into his love making :'D I laughed a lot of times and swooned at the same time. thank you so much, Mister Robinson and Snoooza, it was a wonderful spectacle <3
Queen Zelda
2024-01-29 18:29:01 +0000 UTCI literally just bounced back over to re-listen before I dive into Part 2!!!!!!! Goddamn I love this.
roseforthethorns
2024-01-29 02:23:47 +0000 UTCI'd love to see how they make it work in a part 2 bc this was amazing 😍😍😍
Blu
2024-01-14 10:29:19 +0000 UTCI have to admit, I listen to this nightly. Idk why, maybe it’s the pain that turns to arousal, the way Sir Robinson adores and pleasures his beloved, or maybe it’s just because it’s Robinson and is amazing.
Rainshadow
2024-01-08 07:04:49 +0000 UTCAs soon as I heard it's just a scratch I died laughing.
Shae
2023-12-31 22:23:51 +0000 UTCI keep coming back to this one. The knight is the perfect himbo and the script is TOP TIER. The adorable growl when she tries to pull the arrow to the best and the guilt Robinson conveys when he apologizes for insulting her is so sweet. This one is just magic!
Angeluna Fortuna
2023-12-31 17:57:06 +0000 UTC:)))) I soo need the bloopers for this one :))))) genius!!!! haven't laught so hard in ages :))))))))
December
2023-12-28 08:36:19 +0000 UTCLmfao I just died at that part
Hey Jamie
2023-12-26 15:31:30 +0000 UTCThis is SO DAMN CUTE I can’t stand it!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey Jamie
2023-12-26 15:31:05 +0000 UTCHWHAT ISSS THIS PLAAACE?!
dort
2023-12-11 08:24:34 +0000 UTC"HOW CAN YOU BOIL WATER WITHOUT FIRE?!" made me laugh like a maniac. I love 'man out of time' stories. well done <3
MAP draws
2023-11-27 20:22:44 +0000 UTCI demand a part 2. This made me laugh so much.
Charity.
2023-11-26 16:23:32 +0000 UTCI have listened to this audio at least half a dozen times, and I giggle every single time at the shock of the shaved legs
Madame Zee
2023-11-14 20:58:07 +0000 UTCWe need a part 2!!!!
ohophelia
2023-11-14 04:20:31 +0000 UTCHow scared he was because she often shaves 😆 I hope there is a part 2
Melissa ScheissEgal
2023-11-13 02:18:16 +0000 UTCi would love to see this fish out of water/ encino man- type story... robinson would hit the comedic beats so well.. i am tearing up laughing just thinking about it.
dort
2023-11-07 02:58:59 +0000 UTCThis whole thing had me dying of laughter. "Hoss... Pital?"
Anya Logan
2023-11-04 23:14:42 +0000 UTCIt would be great to have a funny part 2 where the knight is having trouble living in this world and embarrassing himself.😂😂😂😂😂
RottenHoney
2023-11-03 11:53:13 +0000 UTCThere are no words…. Starstruck I guess… absolutely astounding 😅😳☺️🫠
Cassandra
2023-10-28 12:11:49 +0000 UTCnever seen Outlander, but this audio sure has ruined those chances of seeing it now with these standards to uphold 🧎♀️🙇♀️
noonanoonayay
2023-10-27 04:50:14 +0000 UTCI might’ve joined just for this story 😬 worth it.
Lady Vulpine
2023-10-24 04:39:08 +0000 UTCWere those... hand kisses? Did he kiss her hands? Dear Lord that alone took me out, I'm so guarded of my hands and the simple action of affirmation by that?? Off goes my soul!
Nicole
2023-10-21 02:57:16 +0000 UTC😘❤❤
Cutie09💓
2023-10-18 08:02:04 +0000 UTCI feel honoured 😂❤️❤️
Katy
2023-10-18 04:23:49 +0000 UTCOh I’m gonna need a part 2.
Justie
2023-10-17 16:33:20 +0000 UTCYou're the best! 🥳❤️🔥
Karolina
2023-10-17 10:16:56 +0000 UTCGlad I took the time to really listen and enjoy these audios. A fantastic review for a fantastic audio! Keep em coming Snooooza 😍💜
LuckyPenguin
2023-10-17 09:12:12 +0000 UTCThank you, you absolute sweetheart❤️
Snooooza
2023-10-17 09:04:02 +0000 UTC❤️❤️❤️
Snooooza
2023-10-17 09:02:34 +0000 UTCBusted! Haha yes I have (as everyone who enjoys a fabulous romance should😚) A lot of inspiration was drawn from that show and various others ✌🏻
Snooooza
2023-10-17 08:58:15 +0000 UTCYes indeed😉
Snooooza
2023-10-17 08:56:29 +0000 UTC😍❤️❤️
Snooooza
2023-10-17 08:56:05 +0000 UTCWow what a fantastic review thank you so so much❤️✨
Snooooza
2023-10-17 08:55:24 +0000 UTCNo thank you for all the love!
Snooooza
2023-10-17 08:53:14 +0000 UTCI’ll see what I can do☺️
Snooooza
2023-10-17 08:52:35 +0000 UTCThank you love!
Snooooza
2023-10-17 08:51:09 +0000 UTC❤️❤️❤️
Snooooza
2023-10-17 08:50:02 +0000 UTCIn that case: welcome to the jungle 🤣🕺🏻
Snooooza
2023-10-17 08:49:31 +0000 UTCMuwa!
Snooooza
2023-10-17 08:48:10 +0000 UTChow is his voice so juicy and delicious?! i do not understand it. i want to swallow it!
dort
2023-10-16 22:55:20 +0000 UTCPlease make this a series. I have to know how they work out. Virgin Robinson is definitely one of my favorites.
Tam80
2023-10-15 18:20:19 +0000 UTCI'm...I...am...RagdollFX has stopped working...you broke me...I am broken 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Rag Doll
2023-10-13 21:16:30 +0000 UTCI just clicked on this while I wfh and omg it was a perfect blend of funny/sweet/sexy. What a nice way to start my morning.
Jonelle Phoenix
2023-10-13 15:10:10 +0000 UTCsame! def in my top 3. i was re-listening for the nth time while i was on my hot girl walk this evening and i was laughing, with my head cocked back like a maniac. lol
dort
2023-10-13 03:55:08 +0000 UTCi imagine raggedy booty shorts, an old tshirt "team building exercise '99", lopsided bun and glasses. that's what i wear every night. lol.
dort
2023-10-13 03:53:28 +0000 UTCThis was the most adorable, sexy and immersive thing I’ve listened to in a long time. I’m new here, but I can see why folks like Mr Robinson. I can’t wait to hear more
PhoenixMoon
2023-10-12 17:37:52 +0000 UTCI’m just imagining the listener wearing a standard nightgown. Not lingerie or something a little sexy. Just you’re standard nightgown. Idk why but it makes me laugh when the VA is like ‘yOu’Re DrEsSeD sKiMpY!’
josie
2023-10-12 05:22:23 +0000 UTCIt was funny 😆 and then it got really hot 🥵
Lady Erosina
2023-10-11 18:21:12 +0000 UTCI loveeeeeeeee thissssssssssesess
Lily
2023-10-11 15:28:31 +0000 UTCThis is so FUNNY, why did i tuck my hair behind my ear, "you think I'm fair 🌝 teehee"
kechi
2023-10-11 13:23:13 +0000 UTCLet 12:55 live rent free in my mind
Amairany Aranda
2023-10-11 12:21:08 +0000 UTCThis was soooo whimsical and fun! As soon as I heard the historical himbo comment on being plenty hospitable I had to pause and laugh 😂 but those things make these fantasies all the more charming 🌟 crossing my fingers for a part two…maybe with some Scottish dialect for a whee lass? 😇
Jace
2023-10-11 08:46:48 +0000 UTCAfter listening to this audio 10+ times, I can officially say that this is my favorite audio!! I love the way he says “Lass” and “Sweeting” makes me feel adorable and special. The body appreciation!! Everything is amazing. If there is a part 2 I would be eternally grateful to hear from Sir Knight Erin/Aaron again! Maybe he could hang around our modern world or we could go into the medieval portal with him and live a simple maiden life with our new knight husband! 🥴♥️🤤 Either way, incredible job to Mr. Robinson and to Snoooza!!! ♥️♥️♥️
Honey Buns
2023-10-11 03:41:21 +0000 UTCOmg the fact that the listener is a vet😫🙌🙌🙌 I’m going to vet school next year, so this audio hit harder than it normally would lmao
Simone
2023-10-11 00:25:16 +0000 UTCThis was so funny and sexy 😭 I couldn’t stop giggling
Fatima
2023-10-10 22:00:06 +0000 UTCI've listened to thus audio like 5 times omg it's soo good
Shantay
2023-10-10 20:45:16 +0000 UTCI listened to this and carried on with my life. But guys, I had to come back. I love it 😂. I didn’t give this the recognition it deserves. I think I’d like it to be entered into the BKS Academy for Best Picture. Thanks 😂😂😂
Katy
2023-10-10 13:58:09 +0000 UTCOmfg, what an amazing script!! And Mr Robinson…fucking hell!!! Please, please, PLEASE let there be more!!!
Rainshadow
2023-10-10 07:00:14 +0000 UTCWell I couldn't help myself listened again and I have say MR ROBINSON as a Scottish lassie myself u absolutely nailed 👏 the Scottish accent U MAKE A HOT BRAW 🔥 🥵 KINIGHT most definitely 🥵🥵❤❤💋💋 EPIC SCENARIO FINGERS CROSSED PART 2 COMES SOON 🧡🔥
Cutie09💓
2023-10-10 05:08:17 +0000 UTCI guess maybe that’s for trying not to cum too soon?
M
2023-10-10 05:03:14 +0000 UTCOh lorddddddd Robinson knew what he was doing with this one—please bless us with a part two🙌🏽🙏🏽
V
2023-10-10 04:50:35 +0000 UTCRobinson's voice getting this hoarse at the end is illegal🤯
romanianlittlebear
2023-10-10 00:25:11 +0000 UTCPlease make this a series BKS!!!! I wanna see how this Knight intends to court her through time😆😆😆
Caila
2023-10-09 22:19:26 +0000 UTCThat was utterly magical.
Shellbelle
2023-10-09 20:05:06 +0000 UTCVirgin VA is wonderful! I enjoyed this a lot
SyrenaFae
2023-10-09 16:01:41 +0000 UTCI loved it! I can attest that being shot by an arrow actually sucks that bad. :D
LaLa Li-Oon
2023-10-09 15:43:40 +0000 UTCthe concept was cute but i really wasn’t a fan of it. it was kind of cringy all the noises he made. i dunno :(
hayley
2023-10-09 15:28:20 +0000 UTCMr Knight is so cute!!!
M
2023-10-09 15:10:59 +0000 UTCI think this has to be in my top 5 Mr. Robinson audios. The humour throughout the whole thing is so incredibly sweet, his eagerness to please and reassure her is touching. Bravo Snoooza for about incredible script and Bravo Mr. Robinson for the great acting. 10/10 please give us a part two. 👏
KittyGreen
2023-10-09 14:59:00 +0000 UTCplease have a part 2 where he returns and stays
lie
2023-10-09 14:49:30 +0000 UTCSo it got a little outrageous in the middle but I liked it. I didn't see myself in this one at all, but I honestly can't wait for the next installment. I love the time traveling stories since so much can be done with the plot.
L. Kane
2023-10-09 13:09:54 +0000 UTCYou brought a spark of hope to my day! I really miss him a lot 🥺
Di
2023-10-09 12:07:19 +0000 UTCMy GODS this was attractive. Damn. Nice job.
Kit
2023-10-09 10:54:25 +0000 UTCI can tell Mr. Robinson had fun recording this one. 😂 He’s so cute. ☺️❤️❤️
xspiritednaturex
2023-10-09 10:04:20 +0000 UTCI second this
MalachiDaWolf
2023-10-09 09:19:49 +0000 UTCAs the rat king I approve
The_rat_king
2023-10-09 08:36:45 +0000 UTCActively demanding a part two..
Grammaretc
2023-10-09 08:34:34 +0000 UTCIt’s a mere scratch…😂 I hope our dear Robinson had a field day acting out this script because, sir, I enjoyed every time-traveling second of it.
Miss Dill
2023-10-09 07:27:21 +0000 UTCScript: 💯 SFX: 💯 Performance: 💯 No more words needed. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
moi_la_desi
2023-10-09 07:14:03 +0000 UTCI literally cried. Our bodies deserve to be worshipped girls!!!
Cat.Q🐈⬛
2023-10-09 06:59:43 +0000 UTCThat body worship was truly something- had me tearing up AND turned on 😭 I’ll be patiently waiting for a sequel!!
quinn
2023-10-09 06:22:35 +0000 UTCNow this right here… masterpiece. I giggled, I swooned. AND WHEN THE DEEP ACCENT CAME OUT?!?! I have to say I replayed that part a shameful amount of times. The ending left my heart full. Will be needing a part 2 please.
Dee
2023-10-09 06:17:43 +0000 UTC🥹🥹
ivy
2023-10-09 06:10:56 +0000 UTCBetween the sweetness, the accent moments, and the size kink I am officially swooning!!! This should absolutely be a series!!!
Kimi Harris
2023-10-09 05:56:20 +0000 UTCAaaand now I have a new favorite audio! Mr. Robinson knocked this out of the park per usual, like omg!!!
Jess
2023-10-09 05:51:30 +0000 UTCI think you need to watch ”Outlander”. A lot of inspiration for this is from that show,.. you will not be sorry you did. 😜
Peaking_Pam
2023-10-09 05:45:15 +0000 UTCHa! Snooza has been watching Outlander! And if YOU haven’t you should! I heard every single Outlander-homage in this audio (”I don’t mind that you’re a virgin so long as you don’t mind that, I am” and ”I’m a virgin not a monk”-line, and some others too) and I loved every second of it! Part 2 is not a want it’s a NEED! Fucking smoking hot,.. I may have dated myself with that expression and,.. as always, thank you Robinson for your service. Jeez.. 😅😮💨 Woke up to this drop. Listened first thing,.. it’s gonna be a great week!
Peaking_Pam
2023-10-09 05:41:42 +0000 UTCI politely request a sequel to this one, it's so sweet and just silly enough to balance the spice well! I loved this💞
Mia Rose
2023-10-09 05:37:01 +0000 UTCOMG Mr.Robinson what is this performance at the start!? I can't stop laughing! And slipping into a Scottish brogue every now and then. You got me giggling like a silly school lass! You somehow out did yourself.
Mimue
2023-10-09 05:35:20 +0000 UTCPlease make this a series 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 I’m literally begging you 🙏🏻🥺
Deep_Fried_Daddy_Issues
2023-10-09 05:03:25 +0000 UTCMr. Robinson meets James Alexander Malcom MacKenzie Fraser???????????????
wheelsup
2023-10-09 05:02:24 +0000 UTCBased on how many terrible wounds this character has probably had, he probably used a pain fetish as a way to cope with always being hurt. Turn the pain into pleasure type thing? 🤷🏻♀️
Deep_Fried_Daddy_Issues
2023-10-09 04:42:06 +0000 UTCOhhhhhh don BKS pleaaaaseeeee do bring us a part 2 of this amazing story!!!!! 😊🤗🥰❤️👏👏👏👏👏👏
Doña Yayi
2023-10-09 04:36:37 +0000 UTCOh gawds oh my heart!!!! This was just so adorable and funny and sweet and romantic ohh holy mother of cuteness this here was just 🤌💋❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 lol i love the banter of the sweet knight who has traveled from time, he is in a strange house with a strange lookin kitchen and he sees a woman who wears a dress that he calls a devils creation lol that had me giggle 🤭🤭🤭🤭 and he is entranced by her natural beauty. She has her insecurities but he shows her how beautiful she is with praise and lovely affirmations and i love it!!!! Ohhhh hades havin a beer with zeus and poseidon the sexy time!!!! Oh gaaaawds the sexytime was so sweet, intense, so lovely a whole lot of emotions were felt here and jesusss just listening to a man who gave away his virtue to his muse with so much feeling ohhhh that squeezed my heart!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 how he worshipped her how he made her feel how amazing and beautiful she really is!!!!!! And gawds the aftercare in this after wonderful and romantic sexy time ohhhh " putting my hand on my heart " i have no words this loveable knight caressed my heart with so much how he takes care of her, running his fingers through her hair, massaging her temples making her feel relaxed , how they hold eachother, how he confesses to her that he wants to remain with her he wants to court her he wants to steal her heart oh gaaaawddd my heart 🥺🥺🥺 i swear i have tears in my eyessss his last words!!!! " from today onwards i am yours if you have me" ohhhhhhh the tears dont stop!!!! This is just beaaaaaautifullllll!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Mr. Robinson!!!! My beloved and sweet knight you did it again!!!! You caressed my heart once more with this wonderful work of art!!!! Geeeeeshhh im so emotional now tears just run down my cheeks this was just perfection 💋💋💋💋❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ my beloved knight from tonight on us sisterwives belong to youuuu and shizzz who am i kidding you belong always to this wonderful community of lovelies!!!!!!!! My beautiful and loveable man i give many tender kisses, so many soft caresses and lots of ((((( HUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG ))))) 💋💋💋💋❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
Doña Yayi
2023-10-09 04:27:36 +0000 UTCI'm not a neuroscientist but I believe that touching wound released serotonin which is the happiness hormon that has amazing pain relief properties. It literally feels good to feel physical pain when touching or scratching a wound. It works even better when we administrate touch ourselves. It gives relief by reducing pain. They did a study about it ages ago. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-soothing-touch/#:~:text=A%20new%20study%20published%20online,touch%20from%20another%20cannot%20mimic. Hope this helps! 🙏 [Edit] I forgot to add that having sex, orgasm especially, release a lot serotonin so our Knight got double pain relief 😅 😌 ❤️ I can confirm that as I suffer from chronic pain and sometimes I get bad nerve pains in my chest and self-plesure is definitely helping 🙃 😉
Karolina
2023-10-09 04:08:18 +0000 UTCWow SNOOOZA ❤ 👌 EPIC SCENARIO 👏 LOVED , 😍 LOVED , ADORE AND MR ROBINSON ❤ U MAKE A SWEET ,SEXY ,FUNNY INCREDIBLE KNIGHT ❤ AMAZING 👏 PERFORMANCE THE ACCENT 'S WERE FANTASTIC WOW & THANKYOU BKS TEAM ❤💋 U SPOIL US ALL SO MUCH BUT FOR LOVE OF GOD PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 BRING PART 2 SOON 🤞🤞🤞😍😍😍😍
Cutie09💓
2023-10-09 04:07:56 +0000 UTCThis comment is the only thing that can describe my desperate need for a part 2
Ashley
2023-10-09 04:06:03 +0000 UTCi'm 20 mins in and i had to take a break from all this laughing!!! this is hysterical! robinson's comedic timing is impeccable! face hurts from smiling.
dort
2023-10-09 04:05:43 +0000 UTCHey, Robinson! Duuude! Leave some ladies their fluid balance, why don't you? Yeesh - it's another "unexplained epidemic" of feminine dehydration (and drained earbuds). Clearly the man was having waaay too much fun with the accent thing, but please at least pick one - Irish OR Scottish - you excessively talented goose! Can somebody explain to me the whole "grabbing the wound" thing? I mean, I get the erotic use of pain (teeth, nails, tools, etc) even if I don't personally share the kink, but digging into a freshly stitched arrow hole (?!) seems a bit extreme to me.
Mus ~
2023-10-09 03:47:18 +0000 UTCOh Snoooza you definitely know how to write an amazing script. This definitely has the makings of another amazing series alongside your others. And it was amazing to see this side of Robinson. Right some thoughts: 1. Robinson's accent for a start - wasn't quite prepared for the sexy medieval accent! 2. Wales of all places - This shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did haha! 3. Favourite quote number 1 (4 mins in) - 'Your ladyship makes for a convincing angel' 4. Favourite quote number 2 (6 mins in) - 'How about I take a knee instead?- Ahhhhhhhh! 5. Awww Robinson is in pain! Oh wait... he likes it?! 6. 18 mins in - Love the throwback to 'Falling Through Time', such an awesome audio! 7. Oh his apology was beautifully done! 8. And that body desire was even better, followed by that sweet kiss! 9. Favourite quote number 3 - 'Fuck honour?' Hell yes! 10. Favourite quote number 4 (27 mins in) - 'You might be dressed like a tart but you're squirming like a maiden' - perfect balance of the inner saint and sinner! 11. That virgin speech was so well done! Strange to think of Robinson as a virgin but he really did that speech justice! 12. That breast appreciation was divine! Perfect handful and perfect mouthful?! Perfect scriptwriting! 13. 38 mins in - I love how shocked he was by the shaved legs and then the thong! 14. 44 mins in and we are only just introducing ourselves while we're naked and his fingers doing the most delicious things inside! 15. Not sure how I feel about the masochistic moment - purely down to personal preference! 16. That was great seeing the male virgin experience! 17. The simple aftercare of finger through the hair and then rubbing the temple was so sweet and caring! 18. Where exactly does Robinson think he's going? Can he just go back through the portal picture or something. And if that is the case. The listener is on holiday... how is he gonna find us? Am I thinking too logically haha?! 19. So many cute moment in this - I just couldn't keep track! 20. Gave me all the feels - exactly what I needed at 2am haha! Once again, bloody amazing work Snoooza! Please please please do more parts for this! And I love that this is Secret Tier Sunday! Awesome work as always by Robinson and the editing was very well done! Keep it up BKS Team! 💜 Ps this is now my longest comment to date haha! Part of me should be embarrassed by this, but I just love it!
LuckyPenguin
2023-10-09 03:28:43 +0000 UTCI REALLY enjoyed this story. It has a lot of humor and romance. Mr. Robinson did his usual exceptional performance, including some great accents. I would love to see this story continued, since I’m wondering if the knight can even get back to his own time. ❤️🥵🥰🥵❤️
Pam 701
2023-10-09 03:26:46 +0000 UTCMr. Robinson is amazing. Definitely my new fav. I was lstening to this audio with earbuds and was so invested that I thought the 4.2 magnitude earthquake was just my imagination
Evie
2023-10-09 03:20:21 +0000 UTCgo live your life, girl! we ain't going nowhere 🤸🏽♀️
dort
2023-10-09 03:14:33 +0000 UTCHow is he so versatile?! This was so funny and pulled on my heartstrings 🥺 Snoooza pls you never miss thank yall 💫 p.s. that irish accent did things to me 💞😂
💚Buttercup💚
2023-10-09 03:10:47 +0000 UTC"ThOnG?"
CrystallineAyame
2023-10-09 02:59:44 +0000 UTCThis is giving me Outlander vibes and I’m LIVIIIIIING FOR IT!!! OMG!!! Loveeeee it!
Valentina Osorio Palacio
2023-10-09 02:56:59 +0000 UTCListening to these audios somewhat made me better at sex and communication.
ivy
2023-10-09 02:47:16 +0000 UTCHellpppp ive been inactive here because i found a sweet guy that resembles mr. robinson’s behavior…and sex talk so well. I’m finally back to binge on everything I missed😎
ivy
2023-10-09 02:46:14 +0000 UTCI endorse this comment wholeheartedly.
OftheLiminal
2023-10-09 02:43:50 +0000 UTCLMAO Aww that was so sweet and adorable! That part about that statute made me cry. I love how he reassured her about her insecurities! I'm a proud owner of uneven breasts as well so that lovely audio is more special to me! I died when our knight tried pronouncing thong hahaha! So precious! Oh please, Snooza, give us another part!
Karolina
2023-10-09 02:36:39 +0000 UTCI love Mr. Robinson but after this audio I have fallen in love harder than I have ever before
Enchantress
2023-10-09 02:26:08 +0000 UTCPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I HAVE NEVER BEGGED OR ASKED FOR ANYTHING BUT PLEASE MAKE A PART 2 I NEED THEM TOGETHER DESPERATELY LIKE MORE THAN I NEED AIR PLEASEEEEEEWEE
Enchantress
2023-10-09 02:24:00 +0000 UTC🤤😵💫🥴 I’m absolutely melting!!!! As a woman with uneven breasts, I feel seen and beautiful from this! 🥰 this will go down as one of my favorite audios!!! Oh please let me keep him!! I love all the worship and praise and adorable Robinson-ness!!! Definitely another amazing audio 🤭🤪♥️
Honey Buns
2023-10-09 02:20:27 +0000 UTC👏👏👏
Stationary Obsessive
2023-10-09 02:16:21 +0000 UTCYes. Yes I am that eager for you to bed me. Carry on.
OftheLiminal
2023-10-09 02:16:16 +0000 UTCTis but a scratch! BSK, Robinson, Snooze this is incredible work all-around. Part two, I beg of you!
Alisha, Treasurer of the Carlos Book Rec Fanclub
2023-10-09 02:16:08 +0000 UTCThere NEEDS to be a part 2 to this!!! I need to listen to Aaron figuring out the present day and him being extra protective and sweet to the listener on random occasions!! This is one of the best audios so far!!!
Ashley
2023-10-09 02:14:42 +0000 UTCi need a part two where the listener introduces him to modern technologies like vibrators please and thank you
Amano
2023-10-09 02:12:38 +0000 UTCI’m half way through and I believe this has been one of my absolute favorites!!
Lisa Camp
2023-10-09 02:04:10 +0000 UTCMe too.
OftheLiminal
2023-10-09 02:03:48 +0000 UTCI straight up snort laughed. It's probably in the script! I know Ellie put the "Gimme that gluten" in the one lol 😆
OftheLiminal
2023-10-09 01:59:33 +0000 UTCLiterally spit out my drink when I heard that. Was just saying, I wonder if all the movie references are the VAs improv or actually in the script
Kalli
2023-10-09 01:57:45 +0000 UTCYes literally got the python ones and others lol I wonder if that was him just doing improv. Lol living for it.
Kalli
2023-10-09 01:55:17 +0000 UTCHe was quoting quite a few lines from various sources 🤣 But they were perfect 🥰
WinterMaidenOHanlon
2023-10-09 01:54:17 +0000 UTCWELL SOMEONE IS A MONTY PYTHON FAN 🤣 "Tis but a scratch"
OftheLiminal
2023-10-09 01:50:33 +0000 UTCOhhhhh shiznit!!!!! I am late!!!! Anyways let me finish my nighttime skincare routine and then get my snacks and wine ready and take a listen to this wonderful time travel masterpiece!!!!! Gaaaaaawdsssss midieval knight Robinson is hereeeeee for us sisterwives!!!!!! Sisters uff i am so fawkin late but imma move it on quick so i can assemble with you lovelies here!!!!! Once again he demands all of our presence!!!!!! My beloved and beautiful man we are ready for youuuu 🤌💋💋💋❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
Doña Yayi
2023-10-09 01:36:43 +0000 UTCIt is but a scratch... God I love that xD
Jinx mai
2023-10-09 01:25:46 +0000 UTCI must’ve hit my head harder than I thought…. Was he just quoting Aladdin? Lol. And Python !!! I was lady of the lake and Spamalot, so when I heard that one, I spit my drink out… Tis but a scratch
Kalli
2023-10-09 01:18:36 +0000 UTCWe all do. Hopefully he will have time for us again soon!
AuntieKinky
2023-10-09 01:08:17 +0000 UTCAlready a few minutes in and I'm in love again
Skye Bravo
2023-10-09 01:06:39 +0000 UTCGO SNOOOZA🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏
Love Dainty
2023-10-09 01:04:52 +0000 UTCSisterwives, it's our cue!!! ❤️🥰🔥💦 Oh, Snooza is back with heat! 🔥🔥🔥
Karolina
2023-10-09 01:04:37 +0000 UTCI miss Chambers🥺
Machelle Butts
2023-10-09 01:03:47 +0000 UTCI'm already hooked just from the title!
Curvesomemermaid
2023-10-09 01:03:18 +0000 UTCi haven't even hit play but im calling a part 2 rn
Amano
2023-10-09 01:03:17 +0000 UTCCan’t wait to listen!
Alex Skywalker
2023-10-09 01:03:01 +0000 UTCWhoever invented this premise 😂 I’d like to rent some time inside your head please ❤️
Katy
2023-10-09 01:01:58 +0000 UTCanother one from Snoooza im sat
Amano
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