Bonus Content - Auditions That Didn't Quite Work Out
Added 2022-09-24 21:51:30 +0000 UTCHey guys,
As you may or may not know, we have discovered some of our VAs through requests for auditions we have put out on different websites.
Occasionally we find diamonds in the rough.
But suffice to say there is a lot...of...rough. 600+ rough over the course of 18 months of searching high and low for the most talented male moaners and dirty talkers.
Here is a compilation of some of that...roughness.
WARNING: There are some sharp volume changes as each person recorded theirs at different levels, so adjust accordingly. The HANDS AT YOUR SIDE, is especially loud at around 14:40, so turn it down if you need to. 'Facking gorgeous' is quite quiet at 11:22.
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00:00 - The YouTube tutorial or car commercial erotica voice you never knew you needed
04:06 - 10 inches of dick
05:15 - Get your hands away
06:27 - Cum and spit covered panty souvenirs
07:30 - What if a blue whale did erotica?
08:30 - Just answer the question!
09:03 - I know you can see my boolge
10:07 - Dirty Little Slot
11:22 - You're facking gorgeous, and your grades are truly impressive
11:38 - What erotica recorded inside a glass jar holding your nose sounds like
12:10 - Deeper than the Mariana Trench
12:43 - Kinesthetic.........Learning
13:10 - When you submit a Verizon Ad as your erotica audition
13:21 - Never miss a beat
14:40 - HANDS AT YOUR SIDE!!! (this audition actually wasn't terrible but this line got me)
15:00 - Open ya mouth, push them all the way in there nice and deep. Then proceeds to fuck at precisely 111 BPM (i tried fitting Another Bites The Dust by Queen over it, but it's 112 bpm dammit)
Comments
Omg, I love the hiking one but so many awful versions of it! The verizon is when you have one demo and dammit you're gonna use it. Thank you guys for going with quality cause ye gods
Desanera Starling
2024-10-07 01:49:01 +0000 UTCI actually like the first one hahaha
K
2024-10-06 13:33:58 +0000 UTCI don't know what to say. I have so many questions. And, the phone commercial? So many cringing moments.
Princess Kitten
2024-09-23 15:15:06 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Samantha Carla Thimote
2024-02-28 19:52:09 +0000 UTCOMG that was far too cringey! Bless them for auditioning but that gave me the icky shivers! Much love to whoever had to edit all that together! 💜
LuckyPenguin
2023-11-19 23:48:36 +0000 UTCAwww. That first VA is adorable. Not erotic AT ALL but adorable. Until the end. 🤦🏻♀️
Angeluna Fortuna
2023-11-16 15:07:16 +0000 UTCI need more of this
Olivia
2023-09-27 18:06:51 +0000 UTCTHE CCRRIINNGGEEEEEEEEEE
Hooligan mama
2023-09-26 12:10:12 +0000 UTCat the 15:00 mark, i think Stayin Alive would work. lol.
dort
2023-03-27 16:40:37 +0000 UTChearing my favorite hike being butchered is TORTURE!!!!
dort
2023-03-27 16:37:59 +0000 UTCnoooooooooo!!! i can't unhear it! i can't unimagine it!! 😵😵💫 lololol. these descriptions got me 💀💀
dort
2023-03-27 16:36:00 +0000 UTCThank you for NOT choosing them to be VAs for BKS! 🙄😂
SarahIsPrincess
2023-03-12 04:55:56 +0000 UTCThe secondhand embarrassment actually hurts me lol 😂
Kristy Mystery
2022-10-26 08:09:47 +0000 UTCLMAO that guy was about to give us a side quest 🤣
Kristy Mystery
2022-10-26 08:07:10 +0000 UTCI am absolutely dying. I’m wheeze laughing and I’m only 5 min in
Rai Haque
2022-10-04 22:12:51 +0000 UTCWow I thought I just had a thing for men whispering into my headphones and I’d go weak for all of em …. But not so much. Not everyone can make me tingle like Mr. Robinson and Mr. Chambers and Orcus and AxelAudio!! Sigh.
LadyAnime
2022-09-30 22:06:26 +0000 UTCLMAO💀
_santana
2022-09-27 05:00:48 +0000 UTCThe first one sounds like a disney character or like blues clues 😂😂
Stephanie
2022-09-27 01:14:32 +0000 UTCI can't! I just can't.. listen to this! The the actual f#ck is a slot!!
Cuddles
2022-09-26 05:01:19 +0000 UTCI felt like the second guy was giving me directions.....to where? I have no idea.
Just_call_me_V
2022-09-26 01:24:40 +0000 UTCSo thankful for the VAs that made the cut because…🥴🤣
luxedreams15
2022-09-25 16:41:32 +0000 UTCi might wake up from laughter tonight 🤣
romanianlittlebear
2022-09-25 08:30:15 +0000 UTCAnd thanks to this post, I've definitely realized it. The VAs currently acting in Team BKS are true DIAMONDS.👑
Love Dainty
2022-09-25 08:00:23 +0000 UTCwell this was an.. experience…
hunnyxglassed
2022-09-25 06:29:39 +0000 UTCHoly👏🏻hell👏🏻. You don’t realize how high the bar is set until you see how many fall short…and by just how much. I mean, good on them for shooting their shot, but just damn. Thanks, Rob et al for having the patience to weed through VAs like someone searching for treasure at a swap meet.
Archaeogirl
2022-09-25 05:31:37 +0000 UTCfirst clip has major NPC energy
Kammie
2022-09-25 05:17:50 +0000 UTCnow i need to go listen to mr. robinson so cleanse my ears and soul
hayley
2022-09-25 05:00:01 +0000 UTCDying 😂😂 SLOT!!!
sammy
2022-09-25 04:44:18 +0000 UTCI almost sang along to 'Stayin' Alive' at the end. No, actually, I sang along.😂😂 (Refer to Manager Michael Scott in the American drama series 'THE OFFICE'.)
Love Dainty
2022-09-25 01:32:27 +0000 UTCat 11:38 I cried while lying on my stomach. Help me, please. LOL
Love Dainty
2022-09-25 01:19:46 +0000 UTCI know, this is meant as a fun post, but honestly, I'm not a fan of bloopers on BKS. It might just be me, but I don't like, if someone is shown in a bad light or made fun of - same goes for scripts, where ex-partners, wifes etc. are presented as horrible. If others need to be talked down, to make me look good, I can't be that great either, right? 🙃 Again, I know this isn't meant as a mean post, but it just isn't for me. Looking foward to gush over any other BKS audios, tho. 😘 Appreciate all the work your putting in here for us so much!
moi_la_desi
2022-09-24 23:22:59 +0000 UTCI love how many times he said it, he really tripled down on it XD
Ellie
2022-09-24 23:09:57 +0000 UTC🤣🤣🤣
👑Ana D. 😉
2022-09-24 23:08:45 +0000 UTC"Dirty little slot" is one of my favorites 🤣🤣🤣
👑Ana D. 😉
2022-09-24 23:07:27 +0000 UTCIs it just me or did several times did you think you would hear “do you feel lucky? Well do you?” 🤣🤣🤣
Lavender Belle (Jenn)
2022-09-24 22:56:21 +0000 UTCI haven’t listened to the offering yet, but Rob or El, please tell me the preschool teacher Dom dude is in here somewhere!
AuntieKinky
2022-09-24 22:54:10 +0000 UTCI don't know about Y'all but that Verizon ad was sexy XD Such a shame we didn't use him
Ellie
2022-09-24 22:52:32 +0000 UTCI’m not 100% convinced the first one wasn’t A.I. 😂
KS
2022-09-24 22:47:10 +0000 UTCI'm laughing my a** off. Thanks for the laugh, I really needed this today! I already had a lot of respect for the VAs here....but now even more.
Fileani
2022-09-24 22:41:40 +0000 UTCNot the Verizon ad 💀
Bonnie ☕️
2022-09-24 22:33:42 +0000 UTC3 minutes in and I cant stop laughing, 🤣🤣🤣 Omg I needed this laugh so much 😂😂😂😂😂 Now that I've listened to the whole thing, and I'm not dying from laughter... I must say I have a much deeper appreciation for the VAs.
Ravyn
2022-09-24 22:33:01 +0000 UTCTHE WHALE XD
Ellie
2022-09-24 22:24:11 +0000 UTCNo words! 😂😂😂
KS
2022-09-24 22:22:51 +0000 UTC"Dirty little slot" killed me🤭
Dionne
2022-09-24 22:16:44 +0000 UTCOmfg, so in my day job I work with VAs…in a very different format but still …… lmao and some of these sound like a.i. to me and I’m dying 🤣 this is so much funnier when the content is supposed to be spicy and comes out painfully awkward 🤣 love this 🤣
Vivacious
2022-09-24 22:16:24 +0000 UTCWe don't XD
Ellie
2022-09-24 22:15:25 +0000 UTCThe descriptions had me crying! The guy in the glass jar holding his nose was spot on, and the "grr, grr, you dirty little slot!". Some were just bizarre, and the creepy old man voices? LMFAO hell noooo!!🤣🤣🚫✋️ As others have said, applauds to all the VAs for their wonderful talents and your patience to go through the "roughs"!
Elaina
2022-09-24 22:13:47 +0000 UTCOmg, I'm dying..so 6:27: sounded like an old dirty, drunken professor and 7:31: "come for me know" reminded me of Miss Cleo saying "kallll mi now" in her wanna be Jamaica accent🤣. 10:08: nooooo just no, "good girrrŕr" 🤔 How do you listen without crying lmao 🤣
Dionne
2022-09-24 22:09:29 +0000 UTCI came to comment around the same lines. My utmost respect to the VAs we do have and the patience from Rob and the team to have to listen to some many auditions not so favorable. Dear heavens I thought some of them had the mic inside their mouth hahahaha.
Valeria Violet
2022-09-24 22:05:01 +0000 UTCCan't...breathe...in the best way, my cat's looking at me like I'm possessed as I'm trying not to laugh too loud
Dawn
2022-09-24 22:02:25 +0000 UTCI’m actually crying laughing at this 😂
AnnaBananaBunny
2022-09-24 21:58:20 +0000 UTCI think I admire the BKS VAs even more because these ones…these ones ain’t it😂
SHY
2022-09-24 21:57:15 +0000 UTCI haven't even pressed play, I just read the titles
Ellie
2022-09-24 21:56:26 +0000 UTCOmg do they know about this😂😂
ivy
2022-09-24 21:56:14 +0000 UTCI'm cackling!!! this is the greatest thing ever
Ellie
2022-09-24 21:56:07 +0000 UTC
