TONIGHT! AT THE PROMENADE ARENA, BLUFF CITY!
A SPECTACULAR OF FISTS AND FURY!
THE RETURN OF JAKE THE JACKAL! YES, HE’S BACK IN TOWN AND HE’S HERE TO SHOW THOSE MONSTERS THE ONLY THING THEY FEAR:
THEIR OWN GRAVE!
AND, FROM YOUR WILDEST DREAMS:
CHARLIE CUPID! HE’LL WIN YOUR HEART AND THEN HE’LL BREAK IT! EFFICIENTLY! OVER A SERIES OF WELL-PLANNED SPOTS!
ALSO! COUNT FAUSTOFLE THE THIRD!
HE’LL SUCK YOUR BLOOD! WE THINK? WE DOUBT JAKE WILL LIKE THAT! WE DOUBT IT A LOT!
BUT BEST OF ALL! FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN HERSELF! THE SEA GODDESS! THE MERMAID!
IT’S BLUFF CITY’S OWN AQUA ILLUSION! THERE’S NO ILLUSION HERE, FOLKS, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!
8PM! THE PROMENADE ARENA! THE NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE! THE NIGHT OF ALL YOUR LIVES!
YOU’RE IN BLUFF CITY! THE MUSIC’S LOUD!
AND IT’S TIME TO WATCH SOMEONE GET THROWN THROUGH A TABLE!
Featuring: Austin Walker, Ali Acampora, Art Martinez-Tebbel, Andrew Lee Swan, Sylvi Bullet
Music & Description by Jack de Quidt
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