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[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] [M4F] Cheering Up Your Nerdy Dungeon Master When Everyone Bails on Game Night [Part 2] [Msub to Mdom] [DnD] [Fantasy] [Gaming] [Roleplay] [Narration] [IC/OOC] [Shy M Character] [Tiefling] [Rescuing the Prince] [Magic] [Transformation] [Hair/Horn Pulling] [Brief Wax Play] [Teasing] [Don't Break Character!] [Stripping] [Oral Through Underwear] [Begging] [Blowjob] [Pussy Eating] [Making Out] [Fingering] [Table Sex] [Standing Carry] [Degradation] [Praise] [Heat]

Additional Tags: [PC x NPC] [Size Mentions] [Ball Play] [Multiple Orgasms] [Coming On Body] [Interrupted] [Rituals] [Check Ins]

After your last encounter with your DM was interrupted, you haven't had another chance to be alone with him. But when everyone else bails on a session and you're the only one to show up, it's up to you to get him in the mood to play...

Hi geeks n gamers,
It's a rare part 2, of the DnD series we started way back in January. A bit of an escalation, both between player and DM and in terms of the format and fantasy-ness of it all. The narration is carried on pretty much throughout and there's a bit more magic/fantasy/monster boy stuff with the NPC that the DM is playing this time. I kind of like how there's room for some silliness and just a fun nerdy vibe with this.

More details and spoilers below case you're not sure if it'll be your thing! Hope you like it!

august 🌨️

Names Used: Thief, sl*t, wh*re, toy

CW: The NPC that the DM is roleplaying as this time is a Tiefling, a human with some demonic/devilish ancestry and appearance (red skin, horns, sharp teeth, a forked tongue), which are mentioned, including during the sex. He has some innate magical power, too, although he doesn't really cast spells or anything in this audio. He's being held captive by an evil cult and it's implied that he's going to be ritually sacrificed, though he doesn't know it yet. Listener character's PC briefly pretends to be a fellow cultist "preparing" him for the ritual in order to fool the bad guys.

LINGO

Dungeon Master (DM) - The DM facilitates and runs the game, and plays all the non-player characters (NPCs) who exist in the game's world. They prepare challenges faced by the party, but there's a lot improv too.

PC - Player Character, the character controlled solely by a player (as opposed to the DM).

Rogue - A rogue is one of the character classes in D&D that a player's character can be. Rogues are stealthy and skilled, often a thief, assassin, or criminal type.

Roll a ___ check - When a player attempts to have their character try something that has a chance of failure, the DM might ask them to roll a skill check, like Stealth, Persuasion or Investigation. The player rolls a 20-sided die (d20), and adds the appropriate number from their character sheet. If the total beats the difficulty number the DM has in their mind, it succeeds.

Roll with Advantage - Roll the d20 twice and take the higher result, increasing chances of success.

Tiefling - A type of fantasy person from DnD who has demonic or devilish ancestry and appearance.

[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] [M4F] Cheering Up Your Nerdy Dungeon Master When Everyone Bails on Game Night [Part 2] [Msub to Mdom] [DnD] [Fantasy] [Gaming] [Roleplay] [Narration] [IC/OOC] [Shy M Character] [Tiefling] [Rescuing the Prince] [Magic] [Transformation] [Hair/Horn Pulling] [Brief Wax Play] [Teasing] [Don't Break Character!] [Stripping] [Oral Through Underwear] [Begging] [Blowjob] [Pussy Eating] [Making Out] [Fingering] [Table Sex] [Standing Carry] [Degradation] [Praise] [Heat]
[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] [M4F] Cheering Up Your Nerdy Dungeon Master When Everyone Bails on Game Night [Part 2] [Msub to Mdom] [DnD] [Fantasy] [Gaming] [Roleplay] [Narration] [IC/OOC] [Shy M Character] [Tiefling] [Rescuing the Prince] [Magic] [Transformation] [Hair/Horn Pulling] [Brief Wax Play] [Teasing] [Don't Break Character!] [Stripping] [Oral Through Underwear] [Begging] [Blowjob] [Pussy Eating] [Making Out] [Fingering] [Table Sex] [Standing Carry] [Degradation] [Praise] [Heat]

Comments

Waiwaiwait is this what dnd is like? I tried to get into tabletop stuff like dnd and mtg, but why do these have to be so complicated 😩 I don't understand a word. I read a bunch of those old school single-player role-playing gamebooks where you had to flip to a certain page, can't remember the name, but those were so much fun, these are overwhelming. you know what the absolute joke is?... im working on the mtg show like...

Nóri

Ate up down right and left no crumbs. The BGM and narration at the start of the session had me locked in bro

ali

ugh we need more desperate/whining/begging M!! also need a part 3!

thiswasabadidea

Cheyennes/ Shyannes, get in here it is ur time

Shiloh

Narrating what’s happening during sex lifts the dirty talk to a whole new level, even better when there are fantasy elements! I should just try narrating when next time I feel too awkward to dirty talk…

IthacaOwl

as someone commonly called Shy, this one... is good 👍 particularly [34:56] 🥵

Shiloh

I've been bamboozled! My sessions never go this way! 🤣🫣😳 I swear these two have been cursed by the DnD God's. The way the other party members have the worst timing, ugh! Hopefully, we're leading toward and end game level payout.🤞

Samma

I CANT BREATHE YOU POSTED IT and yes this is 100% relevant to the audio 😂😂

Dana 💥

omg u actually posted this LOLOLOL

Mimi (she they)

Literally this: https://imgur.com/a/7PBsSjG

hc

This makes me wish I had a DnD group rn...haha

Zechora

Not me, a DnD nerd enjoying the sound of a rolling d20 and dying my best death at this scenario. The acting, the storytelling, the voice. If only I were as creative as the listener 😅 I'm just gonna be over hear trying to reboot my brain.

Knotty Kittie

@charlie: that means to world to me to hear!! the gilded pattern—and hiding the word "august" in it—was so taxing, but so worth it when i hear people enjoying the outcome!! 🥹💖 and haha luckily there's no malware in the links either!! i could never ever do that—especially not to kind people as wonderful as the ones in this community!! 💖

alisha 🌱

okay 1. this is so gorgeous and horny (pun intended), i love it! i love how he's adorned and almost looks gilded, like he's just so beautiful and decorated with stuff and i love the detail. 2. yall could steal alllll my data the way i am clicking on these links willy nilly 😭😭 the amazing artists within the listeners of august have completely rewired my internet safety training and i just think that's so funny LMAO

charlie

27:08 i said "OH! YOU'RE INSANE" out loud actually bcs WHAT

charlie

also i love your narration and roleplay, i think that's part of why i'm so invested so quick!

charlie

7:20 I GASPED SO LOUD!! please why do these capture my attention so fast, omgggg i'm invested as hell

charlie

@sarah: your comments always have me BLUSHING omg~ thank you so much for loving his expressions and postures; i feel like i've spent most of this year trying to nail those aspects in my portraits, so it's super affirming to hear you point them out!! 💖💖

alisha 🌱

Holy shit I saw your comment in this month’s SFW and had to check this out omg???? You are such an incredible illustrator! 🤩 I’m in love w the way you conveyed the difference in his attitude through facial expressions + posture, you can FEEL the shift from shy to strong. This is SO SICK!!!

sarah 💫

@gabriella: you're going to make me cry!! i've been working on my most detailed piece yet for december, and your kind words are going to be extra motivation!! thank you so very much!! 💖💖

alisha 🌱

Looking for all the wonderful details in your work is SO fun, your pieces are made for revisits!!

Gabriella 🥭

@gabriella: wahh omg thank you for revisiting this!! i make it a rule of thumb for myself to always hide the word "august" and the 🌨 emoji in every piece~ 🤭

alisha 🌱

I just noticed the earrings oh my GODDDD

Gabriella 🥭

@august: you flatter me too much omg 🫣 thank you so much for enjoying my work, and thank you and your art for inspiring me and mine!! you really went above and beyond in describing all the details in this audio, which made drawing them that much easier!! 💖

alisha 🌱

This is so amazing alisha!!!! Thank you so much I can’t believe how cool the designs here are so many beautiful details, like I want this as my phone background! So blown away and grateful, you’re a wonderful artist. Like the eyes and the expressions/poses and the outfits are truly nuts in the best way!!

August Winter

when that bell rang, i froze and went 0.0 before i realised it was the audio 😭😭😭

lubear

New headcanon: This L is friends with Snowed In L and she told her about these two encounters with her DM and that's where Snowed In L got the idea to pretend with her roomie :)

Freya

oh @gabriella: thank you for always bringing me so much joy with your kind words of encouragement!! 🥹💖 i'm honestly always so touched by all the details you notice in my work; thank you so so much!! 🥰

alisha 🌱

I’m speechless. I love that little guy, and there he is!!!! This is so so so so so fucking good wowie! The scratches on his shoulders/chest are 🥴😭. Such a treat, I’m grateful you keep sharing your art with us!!! It brings me a lot of joy!!

Gabriella 🥭

@kio: WAHH that's such high praise omg??? 🥹💖 i'm excited to hide more 🌨 for you to find!!~

alisha 🌱

@roxyyy: omg you're too lovely!! 😭💖 thank you for always being so kind, and for inspiring me with your incredible art!!

alisha 🌱

AWWW pls it's like your brand now every time you post arts RAAAAH i love it so much you're so talented 🥹

kio

The details??? I can’t stop staring at this trying to find them all! 👀👀 you’ve done it again, I am obsessed with this piece! Don’t even get me started on the colouring and lighting 😍😍😍

roxy 🥀

@kio: AHHH i think of you every time i add in the august emoji into these pieces since you're always hunting for them!! thank you so much!! 😭💖

alisha 🌱

Holy shit this is so GOOD????????? IM IN LOVE WTFFFFF AND THE AUGUST LOGO AS EARRINGS I LOVE

kio

omg @jenerosity: that means the world to me!! especially coming from such a skilled artist like you!! 🥹💖

alisha 🌱

Alisha I can’t function this is so good 😭❤️

DeJENerate

the genre audios continue to inspire! insomnia kept me up a few nights ago, so i revisited this audio and sketched the tiefling design while in bed. but the descriptions in this audio were so vivid that i felt like a simple sketch didn't capture the full essence; so here's a full illustration 🕯 it's a little more nsfw than my usual works i've shared here but i hope you enjoy it nonetheless~ https://imgur.com/a/OpbHvXE

alisha 🌱

it is indeed.. therapeutic

kio

I GET U 😭

kio

Not me waiting for an appointment with my laptop open, working, and this playing in my ear like some therapeutic audio 😭🔥

Dana 💥

Istg makes me wanna play the game as well, but I’m the loser that doesn’t have a group of friends 😭😂

Dana 💥

the dnd story is SO GOODDDJFKRG im so hooked despite me not even playing this game ever PLS

kio

[36:29] "i can't believe this fucking keeps happening to us" and then kisses one last time FUCKFJGKEKFKEG makes me feel things MAAAAAN

kio

"can you taste yourself?" oh no guys haha what's happening to me 🧍‍♀️🧎‍♀️🐕🐕🐕

kio

You say “bad DM etiquette” I say ✨ inspiration ✨

katsu

„Can you taste yourself?“ BARK BARK BARK

Buttercup

Newbie here & this is my FAVORITE so far. PERFECTION! Those BJ moans… holy shit! 🤪

Valerie

Nat 20 on my heart 😭 (and more 🥵) also I relate so hard to people not respecting DnD time and flaking, it sucks so bad. I love the DM character so much, he's S-tier 🥹

Loretti

How the FUCK did I listen to this at the farmer’s market a month and a half ago? Absolutely demented AITW-pilled behavior. Despicable 😔 This is…nuts. The Speaker!!!! I’m tempted to put him in the Pantheon with the likes of Shy Coworker and Spanking Bestie, I like him so much. I actually listened to the audio twice back-to-back, I found myself so enraptured by the story. I’ve said this before, but it’s impressive how much texture and depth you fit into relatively short periods of time. It’s densely packed with fully realized characters, lore, character development, an expanding world…! This is episode 8 of my favorite high fantasy prestige drama that I devote my Sunday nights to. I love that deception/trickery is a throughline in both the narrative of the game and this little dance these two are doing. Surely she’s started another group chat and given everyone the later start time for the session, right? And they’re hiding their trysts from their DnD buddies. I want to know what other shenanigans that little tiefling will get up to, what other improbably high rolls this L will get, what will happen when they finally get caught (group sex??????? How many Augusts can you put in one audio before it fries our brains? I would like to find out)! If this series continues, I hope the gag of his incredulity being asked questions he has never been asked during a session continues, it’s just too funny. Also, the kissing at the end is sooooo cute; I want these two to go all the way! Errata: – The licking her off his lips while presumably staring into her eyes while narrating, “Mmm”????? I was blushing!!!!!! – “Like all of it? Or?” Too silly, I love this guy! – The moans in this one made me…..crazier? I assumed it was impossible, but that was Hubris talking. I have to stop listening to her. It’s actually so scary how good your genre audios are. Each one leaves me gobsmacked and like I should really be paying you more money (which I plan to do when you open the Cock Hungry Whore tier for Self-Indulgence™️ & Nerdy Shit). Thank you, August!!! 💎

Gabriella 🥭

So, I was supposed to hangout with someone at a restaurant and they stood me up, so here I am, conveniently listening to this 😂❤️🔥 taking role play to a whole new level. God you’re good at playing such a frustrating sub. I love how speaker kept character all the way to the end 🔥

Dana 💥

When he says roll him a _ check 😵‍💫

Kizø

Yes his name is Shi with an lmfaoo

Kizø

No more interruptionssss or touching under the table

Kizø

Love how the music just kicks in

Kizø

Still in my top 5 I'm glad I got to touch his D20.... I'm such a fucking nerd😂😂

Kizø

My face when a lovely vendor at my weekly farmers market asks what I’m listening to, having forgotten I can be perceived: 😳 jazz! I’m listening to jazz!!! You went in and out of the various characters so effortlessly without losing any authenticity. I lifted both arms in the air and cheered, “go, August!!”. Then I got to the last six minutes and had to cheer with just one arm up 😔. That little speech at the end? Knowing you’ve broken so many of our metaphorical circlets, truly diabolical to put that in there.

Gabriella

Listener is actually Speaker's pre-birthday gift, as planned by the group. He cared so much about giving them a good experience that he forgot it was his birthday. 😇🤭 All that leading to part 3 directly after this where they have group sex aka the main gift? 🙏🤤

Andrea

listening to this while having a thing for my dm 😍😍

mLszxz

I love how he gets her there first. It's so sweet and really rare

Sonora Linnea

think i briefly lost consciousness

erin 🤸‍♂️

😂🤣😂 yes the DM that I was referring to is also one of my partners and I have explained to him my enjoyment of erotic audios to a very small degree. But I've never had him listen to any of them. But I have had him listen to smutty romance novels with me before because I found the writing to be so compelling. And I will admit to having some mischievous motivations for wanting to have him listen to these.

L.J.

listening to this again after finishing an 8 hour dnd sesh w my friends 🫠 this series is so goodddddd

kenna

The music is giving divinity original sin vibes and I'm not mad about it 😶‍🌫️ This got me through the last section of my thesis. Thank you!

Aquatic_chimera

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C60UjryOiZm/?igsh=MW43ZmdzazdxY2trdg==

wiggie

“The demon tiefling thing isn’t too much?” ARE YOU KIDDING IT’S HOT AS *HELL* is what I said out loud. 😂 I’ve asked my partner so many times to play D&D or Pathfinder or whatever with me (he hates how slow combat is), but maybe if we act it out like this he actually will 🤞🤞 It’d be even better!! Seriously, I loved this so so much. I know it’s been up for weeks but I’ve been so busy 😭 And omfgggg I’m buzzing all over. Pretty pretty please one more? 🥺🥺 I’m a romantic sap and would evaporate if you and the listener start going steady 👉👈

Ash Bishop

listening to this while i work bc apparently i am an insane person. how did i forget the over the underwear stuff. im about to drool onto my keyboard

ky 💌❣️✨

LOVE. the d&d is great, speaker trying not to break character but also checking in has me shaking and blushing it's so good!!

PunkyardDog

Exceeded any expectations. And another interruption means part 3?!?

geekinthepink

I love this (hopefully) series! 🥰

Ammy T Nadeau

More dnd, sci fi and fantasy please. Unreal quality.

SpaceWater

27:50 is sooooo https://imgur.com/a/atWDBSE

Yanna

got a subscription specifically for this one and it absolutely did not disappoint. cheers!

o graecus

Yes! This is how I feel too. I’m here for the writing of the tension and the relationships and the art of the audio creation. The characters just happen to have really good sex 😅 Also, for real about the D&D stuff... I'm side eyeing my DM like... this is how good it can be?? I'm not even talking about the nsfw parts. Also forget the fact that the DM happens to be my husband. Who listens to these with me because he likes to know my hobbies 👀 It's okay we all have different skills 😅

Thelnie

I have been a listener for quite a while on reddit. In fact, at this point, I listen to your content 90% of the time. But I listen sporadically enough that it has taken months of skipping GWA and going straight to your profile for me to subscribe here. But holy immersive fantasy audio Batman! I am just consistently flabbergasted by how your skills converge so well to make you so fucking good at this. Professional grade acting, captivating storytelling, seamless audio editing, and so much charisma that I have to assume you could charm your way through a Hollywood worthy bank heist solo. This is going to sound like the kind of thing that I am just saying but it's actually embarrassingly true; I often find myself so captivated by your audios that I find myself just sitting, eyes closed, visualizing the scene like I'm listening to an audio drama, sometimes all the way through the explicit bits. It's like going to watch a dirty movie and finding a BAFTA winning film that just so happens to be rated R18 for explicit content. This one and the first part are so good that I feel compelled to make a DM I know listen to them, awkward explanation of erotic audios be damned.

L.J.

I imagined full bishounen sparkle, maybe some errant cherry blossom petals on a breeze appearing out of nowhere.

Page Chase

Yes, monsterfucker girlies eating good!!!

Page Chase

you are so nerdy!!!!!! love your fantasy world

o-kelly-o

Welcome to the Augustverse! His audios never disappoint but definitely space them out.

whatisgoingon

dang, i went from trying to follow the plot of the campaign to rubbing my dice against myself real quick. you really nailed the switch between being in character and out of character. best DM ever, lol. fingers crossed for more dnd content!

Tanisha B

I dont even know what to say… it’s taken days to process this, listened multiple times. Yet there’s something about this that I absolutely love. Wether it’s the nerdy elements, or how this reminds me of people I know or have dated previously… maybe it’s the long wait and the building the first part felt like. Because the last character in p1 felt separate to who the DM is, but this one, Shai as we now choose to call him lol, felt more like the DM. Makes me imagine that the DM might’ve made this character with this in mind. I mean, a lot of DMs enjoy a little self insert so I wouldn’t be shocked. Having known now the DM character for a little while since p1, I feel like the wait but also reminder that he exists and p2 will come around creates a funny familiarity. I don’t know if it’s because he reminds me of friends and past lovers or if it’s just your amazing story telling that just keeps improving, but this might be the first friend to lovers audio for me where the guy actually felt like a friend to me.

Gremlin Mona

I tried to stay away. I did. You win this month, August But we’ll battle again in 30 days

bestieplstryquinn

Welcome!

Lambda Sitta

first listen as a patron, and wow, i am NOT disappointed! loving this storyline!

milliegrant

That doorbell gets me every time and my heart stops with me thinking I'm going to get caught.

chantaldesiree

You had me at lush hanging velvets with gold brocade. An eye for textiles and textures? A+, no notes, thank you. 🩵🤍

odile of the lake

The whole bit was amazing, this DnD series is one of my favorites 😍 ❤️

Zechora

Yes!!! I love the role play so much but now I really want to see the connection between them without the trappings of the characters...just a little peek...

Phinnia

i’m listening for the PLOT… certainly not for anything else going on in this audio… 🤫🫠

Britt

Im going to need a lobotomy to cope with this fr

big fat thock

I would like you to know that you have RUINED dnd as a casual chat. Every time someone has talked to me about dnd since hearing both audios, i have had to look down and away while covering my smirk or smile. These are so hot. I am now hot and bothered. Thank you and goodnight.

Sofia

"Shai" had me imagining SGA as the tiefling. 🤦‍♀️ Pronunciation's different, yeah, and I snapped out of it quick.

Jasmine

This is amazing! I may need a part 3…🤍

milli

PLS KEEP THE DND STORY GOING LIKE THESE ARE SO HOT?????

kornonthycob

okay but i want more of this campaign fr

kornonthycob

thank u guys 🫶🫶 i haven’t been on here in a while and i missed y’all !

fran

yayyy omg so happy for you Fran!!! ❤️🥳🙌🏼

sarah 💫

I love this theory!!!

Jillian

Go fran you did it!

Jillian

im happy to say i passed my chem exam with flying colors and i finally got the chance to listen to this one 😌 boy oh boy.. i dont know if i have the words for this one !! he might be my favorite character tbh i love a nerd

fran

Hahahaha lambda well it does seem to be Horn Hour round these parts!! 📯 also tysm that’s so sweet 🥹❤️

sarah 💫

I think this is one of the most "horned out" comments I've seen from you in a while, Sunshine Sarah. If only there were a hundred more ways to say, "your writing makes my day" that didn't sound like thesaurus babble Also, "gonezo supreme" knocked me out (gonezo supreme inception?) 😭🤣

Lambda Sitta

Yep. So you’re gonna describe the most beautiful man in the world and then just keep talking like it’s nothing? Unbelievable 🚬😑

Rose S.

like ohhhh okay so he’s just the most adorable, sweetie pie demonic human creature to exist? 🆗 🆒 🫠

sarah 💫

@Rose S. grandpa wizards need love too 😔🧙💔 IM JOKIN!! ✋🏼🤚🏼 I’m just a sucker for a good silly voice!! I shant be helped!

sarah 💫

“Soft features,” “curly dark hair,” “slender,” “delicate” — look, just save us all some time and say “you instantly want to climb into his lap, bury your hands in his hair, and kiss him all over his face,” okay!!!!! I feel UNWELL

Rose S.

Wizard, huh? Gosh Sarah, stop covertly campaigning for a grandpa audio, smh 🧙

Rose S.

@DivineFeminine gives a whole new meaning to demon hours 👀😏👹

sarah 💫

You did NOT have to describe Shai (that’s how I’m spelling it in my mind, but let me know if I’ve got it wrong) as so gorgeous and hot. What the fuck. You’ll be hearing from my attorney 🤕

Rose S.

He’s a gentleman in the streets and a DM in the sheets 🔥

DivineFeminine

Aww thank you winry!! <333

sarah 💫

I love your recap! 😆❤️

Winry

Gonna go ahead and add “horned creatures with demonic ancestry” to the growing list of things I never thought I’d be into until an August audio ✍🏼👹 you always build the scene so well (or in this case, a scene within a scene 😵‍💫) and the amount of detail you weaved throughout created such an immersive atmosphere! Also: •i lose it at the thought of speaker being (justifiably) pouty and emo in the beginning bc everyone bailed while F’s like “oh noooo it’s just us two. Alone. Again. With this big empty table before us. Whatever shall we doooo 👀” she was deffo scheming 😏 •soft features, curly dark hair + “I’m…I’m shy 🥺👉🏼👈🏼” i would go to war for this adorable sleep-rumpled demon and I just met him •the VOICES omg the transitions from shy tiefling to gruff cultist guard to “normal” narrator were so so so cool!!! Maybe if there’s a wizard in the next quest you can whip out your grandpa voice 👴🧙 •the fondling/oral through underwear omgggg 😵‍💫 This is SO underrated, would love to hear it in more audios pls lord🧎🏻‍♀️ •the….the entire bj part was like. I can’t. I SHANT. Not to sound like an absolute fREAKo but i feel like it’s been a while since there’s been a proper, drawn out b’jay scene and this was…..brain meltingly good 🥴 the drool mention + teeth grazing⁉️ cheek resting!!!!!??? I’m gonezo supreme •i love how there’s a literal, physical switch happening when Subby Shy transforms into this big buff Demon Dom, so so great 🥺➡️👹 •The eating sounds and furniture SFX as she shifts and comes are 🫨🫨🫨🪑💯 (that “fuck” at 21:30 has permanently altered my brain chemistry, this man is loST IN THE SAUCE) •22:47 shot me straight into the stratosphere, I have blasted off forever, gooDBYE WORLD☄️👩🏼‍🚀👋🏼🌎 •The way she’s like “keep up the tiefling stuff” and he just IMPROVS whileeee they’re getting freaky deaky??? without missing a beat??? OK WHOSE LINE‼️🎤 •the “omg can you believe this keeps happening to us?? 😩🙄” + rushed kiss at the end killssss me, he is sick of “wham bam thank you ma’am”ing!!! Let them cuddle!!! 🔫 Your second part 2 EVER was a HUGE SUCCESS 🥳2️⃣ this was so immersive and well done, super excited for more part 2s to come! Liiiiiike oh I dunno….*eye twitch* Spies Part 2 perchance?? 🫠😵‍💫🥴 I gotta know how our bird-loving spy nerd is doing these days🐦🕵🏻‍♀️

sarah 💫

Are you really a DM irl? This is so nice

Raining1272

congrats. i miss my piercings all the time

Rya Li

Thank you for the birthday wishes everyone 🥰

hc

JASMINE, I'M CACKLING ON THE FREAKING FLOOR

Lambda Sitta

I had to google search "beholder" and all i could think of was the enemy Scarfy from Kirby (I had to google the thing's name, too). Unforch i am very very very VERY bad at character acting so i highkey hate DnD, tho I will listen to my friends play online every so often. Also unforch, mindflayer (after googling) makes more sense to me, but yanno. To each their own.

Rya Li

Happy 30th birthday! What a wonderful stage of life to be entering. I hope the celebrations went well

Lambda Sitta

Oh my goodness, Nicole, that's so awful. I'm sorry you're going through a tough time in your life. Hopefully you're able to continue forwards and be at peace with your circumstances ❤️

Lambda Sitta

I have so many thoughts and then all of a sudden head empty??

MsMagey

Happy birthday!!

Grace

Lol @ F reminding M to keep roleplaying when he goes out of character railing her. It's cute that his nerdiness is actually a turn-on for her. M & F spotted in the wild: https://youtu.be/r7dMnP4QbhU?t=148

Jasmine

All of this, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Rose S.

He’s the MVP for real.

Rose S.

Just want to take a minute to appreciate the writing in this audio??? Idk if you’re a DM in rl but the way he was describing the scenes and characters and even just the environment was so immersive?? And all without sound effects too like my soul was 100% within this castle with the fire light and silk sheets 🏰😮‍💨 That aside, amazing performance as always (love that your oral sounds just keep getting better and better!) im gonna need a min. 5 business days to recover. 🫠

roxyyy

Ooh I thought it was the character he was playing in part one, like hexa said. I thought when he said “do you want him to be?” it was more like “I’m not…but I can make this character one if you so choose 👀” Definitely agree that choosing what the backstories are in our own lil freaky imaginations is one of the best parts about audios!

sarah 💫

I was gonna say a Mindflayer audio but after getting the ‘Mindblown’ achievement in Baldurs Gate I worry I might like that too much 😬

Craw Daddy

please sir can we have some more? lmao I love these two characters so much.

𝖆𝖑𝖞

My dumb ass automatically thinking about making notes when you started describing the room before remembering I was not actually playing dnd. That was so fun, honestly impressive how you pulled off swapping between IC and OOC without losing the pacing or mood. Really enjoy the dynamic between this speaker and listener.

grimm

i need a nerdy dm!!! this was so hot

i am o-kelly!

LMFAO that’s so real there’s so many chem series to complete 😞 but pull through you can do it!! i actually think it’s really fun so hopefully u do too and thank youu ❤️

peach

this is my favorite character. He’s so adorably flustered but enthusiastic.

Danielle

you know how in some dnd campaigns there’s characters that fall in love and there’s emotional confessions of feelings… that’s what i’m picturing part 3 to be for these two 🥺💘

guilty_ofloey

This made me think of many audios that would prob love sequels, like imagine V day friend part 2 you go to his house cause cuck boyfriend is pissed at you then he calls friend who has to pretend you're not there while you tease and touch him only to get punished as soon as he hangs up

Kizø

can’t listen to pt. 1 back atm but speaker says something along the lines of “for a virgin, he’s actually lasting a long time” (if that’s bar for bar that’s embarrassing) in reference to the NPC, but I always thought it was as response to the listener character saying that the speaker is lasting a while- as well as the fact that speaker says “do you want him to be?” in reference to listener asking if the NPC is a virgin just like the speaker is? ALL of this aside, in my mind of speaker being a virgin, along side both characters not having penetrative sex in pt. 1, I figured that was a part of the build up to a pt. 2 where they finally do! maybe that’s the fun part where the canon is up to all of us freakshows (freakshows said with love ofc🙂‍↕️🫶🏼)

wiggie

i’m bringing weighted dice around this DM character

lisa

finally listening and you’d make a great DM in real life wow

lisa

I'm praying the DM character didn't like, make dwarven forge settings and 3D print minis of the campaign characters and big bad like my DM does because I would be even MORE mad that the rest of the party fucking bailed... Sooo my head canon is that the Rogue told the rest of the team that she's going at the normal time and the rest of the team made up excuses to come later because they've all been PRAYING that the DM or the Rogue would make a move and now the Rogue finally is. Yes, get you some Dungeon Daddy Dick, girl ❤️

Adria

"Like they've ever been useful before?"

Adria

the switch from sub to dom made my stomach do a somersault zoooo weeee mama 😍

kat

I interpreted it as being Sir Morian, the NPC that the Speaker was playing in Part 1, that was a virgin (or it had been an extremely long time since he’d had any kind of sexy times because of oaths), but not necessarily that the DM himself hadn’t had penetrative sex before. What do other folks think?

Hexa

that noise you made at 23:53 😏

c80-kiNz

THE DOORBELL MADE ME JUMP SO BAD LMAOO

hatespit

I’m thinking the exact same thing 😭 give them the aftercare they deserve!

Quercus

not the bribing for advantage 💀

holy ghost

Omg in that case August I need to know your thoughts on fantasy high junior year if you’re watching!!!

Jillian

on my third listen and I am still astonished, but also- IT IS canon that the speaker is a virgin, yeah? cause this virgin can FUCK.

wiggie

(august feel free to delete this if not allowed) i made a server for us to talk about augusts audios and interact with each other outside of comments!! hope to see y’all there!! https://discord.gg/jF2X9YVQ

amira malak

happy belated birthday! 🥳

Lizzy 💃🏻

Another excellent one! Please give them some kind of happy ending or aftercare, I am so invested in these two haha 💫

Cindy

I feel bad for this coupling. They never get to enjoy a proper aftercare/post coital cuddle and they deserve it! 😆 We might need a part 3 for that...yeah!? I wanna hear what these two might talk about that's not DnD related. 🙃

daahling

Happy belated birthday!

phonons

I NEED to know what happens with cardinal and startling next 🕵🏽‍♀️

phonons

Also, if this is how you're delivering on part 2 for these two, I can only imagine what you had in mind for Cardinal and Starling so this is me asking for another executive decision for Spies II

phonons

Scorching 🥵 I really liked how this M didn't make it weird between the two of them. It seemed like he was expecting just another D&D session and it wasn't until F made the first move that he then switched his tone. The moans and whimpers during the BJ part had me 🫠 and then I was not ready for the eating out part. Also, all the kissing and the dirty talk during the standing sex part... Someone come peel me off my apartment floor I really appreciate how you've upped your sound design/production in the last few audios. I've reached a new level of immersion that has me 😵. The doorbell actually startled me haha

phonons

Happy, happy belated birthday hc 🥳🎉 May your 30s be a beautiful decade ahead for you!

malika🍊

Thanks guys 💕you are the best!

Nicole

i’m just a girl 🎀 (with a secret identity)

Lizzy 💃🏻

This is giving Bond Girl Villainess vibes 🔪 He should think twice before messing with the Lady in Red 😤💃

DivineFeminine

thank u guys !!! peach omg ur stronger than me 😭 im a microbio major and i’ve had to take enough chem to last a lifetime ☹️ im taking biochem next semester and im scared ! good luck on ur exams 🫶🫶

fran

Lmaoo holy shit, a beholder audio! 😂

Erini

Happy belated, hc!!

August Winter

Whoo happy bday 🥳 fitting to start off your dirty 30s with a horned out demon dude 😈

sarah 💫

HAPPY BELATED HC!!

wiggie

feels like we have enough votes for a constitutional amendment, Winter man.. hope you’re paying attention or we’re gonna take over the joint 🕵🏻‍♀️🔫🐦‍⬛

Lizzy 💃🏻

I needed to know what happens after ahhhhh

Thelnie

My favorite line is “Yeah, he can’t take it.” 🤭 I really enjoyed the storyline. Speaker’s disappointment felt a little too real that I was panicking a little 😭. Note to self: Be bold and ask husband for advantage more often.

Thelnie

just celebrated my birthday this weekend and starting off my 30s with this audio was truly a gift!!! thank you August for another banger of an audio and thank you to all my fellow freaks (affectionate) who make this comment section such a fun space every week

hc

Oh my god I knew this would hit. Loooved the scene setting of the chamber and all the little details! And the tone switch between the characters? Soo good! 😮‍💨

saaki

This was exactly my thought too! F character knew what she was doing 👀👀👀

roxyyy

Why am I shaking August!? I am sitting at my desk at work and I am trembling!? HOW??! “Hump that orgasm out of my fucking tongue” !? PURE WITCHCRAFT!

Curious Crystal

Officially requesting *cumbrained whore* to be added to the list … 🥺

Sjöfn

Ok. The tiefling. The sound fx. August, you absolute doll, this was so good. Holy crap. Time for another listen. Ugh, so jealous of listener character rn. Kill me.

Freya Gwynn

Happy belated birthday!!!

Pomme

you know the immersion is good when the doorbell makes you jump. 100/10 and that little borderline desperate kiss at the end? *chefs kiss*

essie 💖

@ky (me having just learned what a brazier is a few days ago) ig a mere mention will have to do 😒 @makenzi he should steal another chair too, a couch even..…🛋️

sarah 💫

*as they’re about to set up the game* “uhh hey dude why is your table all……wet?” 😟🫢🫵🏼💦

sarah 💫

Omg that sounds awful Nicole, I’m so sorry 💔 hope you’re resting and taking time for yourself! <3

sarah 💫

Cardinal and Starling deserve a pt 2 pls god if you’re listening!!🧎🏻‍♀️🙏🏼

sarah 💫

In my head she says “what *about* the rest of the party???” with a lil eyebrow raise 🤨 OR “do you see them anywhere? 😒”

sarah 💫

aw, i’m sorry.. get outside if you can and breath some fresh air.. you’ve got this 🫂

Lizzy 💃🏻

They're so cute?????? Like beyond the smut, which is hot as fuck, one of the main things I love about this series is how grounded and sweet is it! It's really so lovely to listen to the relationship develop and then genuinely care and take care of one another

Is

Currently enrolling myself into the asylum IM HYSTERICAL

Dafina

My theory is “FUCK the rest of the party”

katsu

“You go to the bathroom. I’ll deal with them.” That’s… actually hot? I value discretion, and it’s nice to see that M cared more about F’s decency over being able to brag that he got some.

Jasmine

A pampered palace pet that's blithely unaware of his fate meets a rogue intruder that may be his last Hail Mary -- you painted such a vivid picture that this sub-narrative came alive. If this is what sessions with you are like, the people you DM for better know how lucky they are, haha. Also! Digging the development between M & F. M was mostly leading F in Part 1, and now F seems confident enough to pull deceptions and advantages that M turns into pivotal plot points. It's like their minds are working together, like they're on the same wavelength. Amazing work!

Jasmine

my first thought when the doorbell rang!

Lizzy 💃🏻

“You guys just had to be there I guess”

Craw Daddy

Tieflings are *barely* monsters, let’s talk after August does a Beholder audio (but also you’re gonna LOVE dnd)

Craw Daddy

IM FUCKING SCREAMINGGGGG

Dafina

Giving u a hug rn 🤗 ❤️❤️

Naomi Corporan

Happy birthday!

Thelnie

this DM character and his whimpers is my whole damn sexuality, this specific one

Titania

GOD i can't keep saying this about each new audio but this one might be my new favourite 🫣💖

alisha 🌱

Please make a spies-forward executive decision please please

Hexa

Entering a period of mourning like a victorian woman bc i cant get him pregnant

big fat thock

ikr? mine always fell to the ground lmao

guilty_ofloey

join the dark side babyyyy

guilty_ofloey

Lowkey I was thinking this too! They didn’t cancel…just showed up a lil bit later. Probably gave them a different time so she can find herself alone with the DM 🎲

DivineFeminine

My clinical diagnosis: PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3 PART 3

Paige

This is so fun bc there’s two hot dynamics going on at the exact same time omg the layers to this audio 😍

Nono

You’ve got this Nicole, we are here for you 🫶🏼 I hope TTPD is helping you through!

Paige

headcanon that F pulled some strings to make it so that they’d be alone for a while before anyone else showed up lol. telling the others separately that the session is gonna be later than usual, or saying that dinner is taking longer than expected, etc etc. she is sneaaakyyyyyy (much like her character)

kenna

💀

Lizzy 💃🏻

This is my favorite August character

Beth

one of his stardew farm animals was named fig after it🙂‍↕️

wiggie

August I’ve been dying to know if you’re a Dimension 20 fan!!!!

Jillian

AFTERCARE AFTERCARE I WANT MORE AFTERCARE 🥺🥺🥺

nanettening

Everyone drop your theories as to what listener character said to prompt “You said it, not me”!!!!

Jillian

Something about the slight pride/smile in the DM’s voice when rouge player remembered in game lore 😫 so cute I squee

katsu

The change in tone at 2:43?? ??? WHAT DID I SAY AUGUST WHAT DID I SAYYYYYY

Jillian

PREACH

katsu

TIEFLING TAG?! How’d you know 👀

Kirbee

Soft Top F character been hitting just right lately lol

Samaru

Got my nips pierced today and this dropped just in time to distract me from being nervous before the appt 🥰 gonna listen again before bed bc this is absolutely incredible

g q

More then a need, a MUST

Lizzy 💃🏻

Love to you, Nicole 💕

Rose S.

All here for Agent Starling and Agent Cardinal 🦅 🕵️ I’ll be here with my popcorn bc I know that audio bout to be executed like an actual movie 🔫

roxyyy

I NEEEEEED SPIIIIIESSSSS

Rya Li

Me, holding a cross and drinking holy water: I'm not even 30 yet i can't be a monsterfucker I'm not even 30 i am not a monsterfucker I don't like DnD i am not a monsterfucker i swear please no don't turn me into a monsterfu--

Rya Li

THIS. We need an executive decision on the Spies audio!

DivineFeminine

I can’t make him pregnant, I can’t make him pregnant, I can’t make him pregnant 😭

Dafina

i’m so glad you made the decision to bring back our sweet DM in a sweeping executive decision bc i love genre audios so much and this obviously was something you were excited to continue to explore. also, kudos for narrating the character’s arc while getting absolutely rocked at the same time 🤭 happy to have more demon action too.. horns AND a forked tongue - i’m spoiled, heee. i hope you maybe consider continuing to explore the relationship between these two some day, they deserve some afterglow!😤😅 (btw, the official persuasion campaign for spies 2 begins now!)

Lizzy 💃🏻

Whatever it happened you’re going to stronger than ever before 🩷

Dafina

The audios have been HITTING 🙌🏽 chefs kiss. 10/10. Wooooowww

✨nikki ✨

A masterpiece 🤌🏽

Erini

you have been ON ONE

erin 🤸‍♂️

omg thank you so much :)

mags

happy belated, grace! hope you had a lovely day 💐🍰

Lizzy 💃🏻

I KEEP REWINDING THAT LAST KISS GOD DAMN THAT WAS HOTTTTTTTT

Naomi Corporan

Oh lord almighty

Jenerosity

happy belated bday!! 💖

ky 💌❣️✨

chairs knocked over, table at a crazy angle

ky 💌❣️✨

This was SO needed on a Monday 🥵👏❤️

Naomi Corporan

Pretty boy moans.

Naomi Corporan

Going through quite literally the worst heartbreak of my life, so it feels good to laugh a little at the silly parts of this and forget about all the bad stuff going on (in between bawling my eyes out to TTPD)

Nicole

august’s subby moans are my new daydream material

amanda

First moan just landed, oh it’s on

Sarah

I’m not at the spice yet so lemme just say I have no idea what’s going on 😂

Sarah

took me a min to get to it but: chef’s kiss

chloe

I gotta add I had no interest in subby men before but guess I never knew the sounds they could make? Sign me up!!

Yna.

I read this before listening and.. yup. Blowjob for sure. Nothing to add here.

Yna.

There's just no way. I had to pause the whole audio and went to smoke a cigarette after that blowjob. The sounds?? Good lord.

Yna.

I love the concept of this audio so much 😭😭😭

gizemöztürk

I am so grateful for August changing his mind about not wanting to do switchy/sub audios because his subby moans are everything 😩

Jinxdancer

This is only like my 2nd audio as a new patreon and my subscription will be PERMANENT😭💕

Gojoes

The way I'm fighting you're not about to bail on me then be ringing my doorbell rapidly like I'm supposed to be helplessly answering the door

Kizø

Happpy Birthday (belated)!!!

lilsaltydee

You're so real for this

Yna.

The fact that her character will start the next session stacked with Tiefling jewels and the rest of the party would be like ?????

JaggerTheJackk

happy belated bday!!

kenna

Thank you all! It’s funny cause I hadn’t listened yet, but the fact that it was a “birthday emergency” makes this even better

Grace

Happy late birthday🌷🥳

Maia

Twins fr

lilsaltydee

The way us as listener is like so good at rolling dice for real

Kizø

omg😭😭

amy

happy belated bday!!

amy

Happy late bday grace!! 🎂💌

sarah 💫

I realize that’s actually not saying a lot.

IttyLittyTittyCommitee

they looked sexed up FOR SURE

guilty_ofloey

I would suck dick to have friends who were that committed

IttyLittyTittyCommitee

💀💀💀

Foxanna

ARI, I CANNOT 🤣😭

Lambda Sitta

The moans/whimpers in this were fucking S-TIER.

T

sorry i had to ill go listen to part one rn

nikolais 6th abs

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor, to the toilet seat, from the dining room table, to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink, to the shower, from the front porch, to the balcony, vertically horizontally, quadratic, exponent, algorithmetic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forward, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back aching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw-dropping, hair pulling teeth jitterbug, mind boggling soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, moan-inducing, heart-wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, blackhole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark-worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcanic erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, hip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail snatching, spectacular, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, malforming, heavenly, devil’s tangoe. you could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I’d still ride.

nikolais 6th abs

YAYYY d&d speaker + listener are some of my fav characters in the acu 🙏🏽 thank u august. @ the ending ik the other players walked in like IT SMELLS CRAZY IN HERE

ari

happy belated 🥰

guilty_ofloey

i wanted to do a live-ish reaction long comment it was Very Hard to stay on track so here goes nothing ✨ - poor dm he sounds mad frfr - EEEEEEE I LOVE TIEFLINGSsss august for the monsterfucker girlies !! 🥰 - the prettiest boy!! shy i lurv yew (i really love the descriptive parts in these narration style pieces) - this rogue has great skills !! and very quick thinking !! - honestly i think listener character was just waiting to strip at the first opportunity and i respect that - BRAZIER MENTION - the priestess … needs to be topless … for the ritual … yes makes sense ✅ - FFFFFFF THE CANDLE THE VANDLE THE CANDLE - prettiest boy w the prettiest moans 💘 - the sane part of me says: it’s so great that the switch is a plot point?? like what an awesome delivery !! - the sick part of me says: (high pitched noise) that was . so fucking hot . had to stop for a while 5 minutes to get a hold of myself - the voice gives Demon from the halloween audio (ACU theorist girlies rise up) - AUGUST FOR THE MONSTERFUCKER GIRLIES - forked tongue oral ✅ horn grabbing ✅ this is perfect - PLEASEEEE THE VOICE CHANGE IN BETWEEN SOMEONE HELP MEEEEE - the furniture noises are So Good they’re subtle but they add so much more pizzazz ✨ - “the demon tiefling stuff is not too much?” EXCUUUUUSE ME ?! how dare you - side question for the girlies do you think the demon dick grew with the transformation?? - TGE DEMON VOICEEEE IM ON THE FLOOOOOR HOW DO YOU DO ITTTT - the [Magic] tag ✅✅✅ orgasm magic ✨✨ - there’s so much kissing in this 💗💗💗 - NOOO poor babies they get interrupted all the time 😭😭😭😭 but the final kiss they share is the best i think ??? something abt that “we should go but i really can’t stop” that i love - “Coming! Coming” yea lmao (i have the sense of humor of a teen) - went back, relistened, looked for clues about the twist and the phrase “I have a grand purpose to fulfill” made me chuckle - two words echoed in brain throughout the whole thing: MORE. IMMERSIVE. - i love that we still had space for the sillies, i love the sillies! like when dm kinda laughs at the listener when she has the weird plan like “huh sure amuse me” hahahah 💘 - i’m very curious what would’ve happened if the rest of the party had not bailed? hehehe i guess we’ll never know ✨ should we hope for a pt. 3? i’m soooo curious and my mind is already coming up with different scenarios for these two ! thank you for another banger king! 👑💘

guilty_ofloey

Happy belated, Grace!

August Winter

the chemestry is so good?? this whole roleplay thing was so playful and fun and the characters are sooo into each other they are def endgame

twee

Happy belated birthday, Grace! I hope you had a good time celebrating

Lambda Sitta

good luck on ur chem final from a biochem major 🫶 i have one coming up soon too and have been listening to august’s audios to not get too stressed 🫠

peach

Oh my God what a legend!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Happy late bday!

Ruth Hope 🩷

He should steal one from here for his Stardew house.

makenzi

Gonna pretend this is a late bday gift, since I’ve been voting for pt 2 every month since the first one lol

Grace

what i really like about the two dnd audios is the ooc element due to how pleasurable it is for the dm. + the little frustration at the end from being interrupted again was so cute; sounds like he can’t have enough of her. side note, the check-ins were really sweet and endearing. and as always, your kisses are the best part.

peach

Omg how did I forget about that, it’s even funnier now lmao

Grace

Aww! Thanks 🥰

Foxanna

Agreed 😡 my group have all DMd before, one of our guys was in the group chat last year like “I’m in hospital with a broken wrist, they’re almost done with the plaster but I think I’ll be late…” needless to say I’m never leaving

Foxanna

A tiefling YES the sexiest dnd race thank u August <333

aria

tbh I happen to know that there is a special circle of hell for people who cancel on DnD short notice

IttyLittyTittyCommitee

You are not crazy at all! Let the flakers stay far far away!

Ruth Hope 🩷

*cracks knuckles* *gets her geek on* Lets gooooooo

Conni

Also this made me miss my rouge character…she would have loved this😔

Maia

Am I crazy for wanting a part 3? These 2 need a night to themselves for once…

Maia

The only way I react lmao 🙈

Ruth Hope 🩷

Duuuude you're a queen! 👑💖 Your group is so lucky to have you 🥺🙌

Ruth Hope 🩷

omg i was shocked when u switched voices when the cultist came into the scene! that was actually so cool to hear u switch up so fast

twee

😂 AMAZING, yes. My group are meeting in 2 weeks, cross your fingers fedex is kind to me

Foxanna

i know nothing about dnd and am not into the fantasy stuff at all but whew… you make anything sound good i’m actually so impressed — i thoroughly enjoyed this ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

savannah

99.8% blind react lets go

lilsaltydee

Im not looking at the tags but i know there's gonna be WAX PLAY 😭😭😭😭🥵

lilsaltydee

Please buy one and report back 🙏😂 https://www.etsy.com/listing/1219655937/terk-o-matic-rpg-dice-shaker-butt-plug

Ruth Hope 🩷

OKAY WAIT A SECOND WAIITTTTT

lilsaltydee

I'm dead 💀

Ruth Hope 🩷

You've got this!

Ruth Hope 🩷

OKAY IM LIKE 30 SECONDS IN. MY HUSBAND DMS AND THIS IS SO ACCURATE LOL. He had a group he was really prepped for cancel on him like 30 minutes before the session!

nova

I got it... It took a few seconds, but I got it 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

we eating good today

nova

#GoobyDeservesLuv

Foxanna

… I kind of want one? Just casually keep it in my dice bag? And if anyone asks just “this is what happens to Nat 1 dice. Three strikes, they’re out”

Foxanna

Stay strong and chemical 🫡

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaooo Gooby can and should get some! They deserve it!

Ruth Hope 🩷

#YesAllDMs lmao 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Thank you, guys! 💛

phonons

Thanks, amy, for the weather report! Back to you, Todd! (He's one of the other news anchors)

Ruth Hope 🩷

no actually tho I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS AUDIO but didn’t know how you would play it out but damn. this shit fire bro.

amy

In Character/Out of Character ☺️

Ruth Hope 🩷

THATS SO FUNNY

amy

I am a sucker for kisses, thank you sm for upping the kiss count, both in quantity and variety. The kisses at the end when they KNOW F should rush to the bathroom but they're just too into each other to fully separate — so so good, so very good. Excellent work, once again!

Pomme

Me too 😭💀 I was praying for [Spanking] even though I was going to post this meme no matter what... I guess we'll just have to wait for Part 3 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Means “in character”/“out of character”

Foxanna

wow ok that was very hot 🌞 climate change is def real

amy

Oh my god Ruth! I’m just imagining the dice rattle 💀

Foxanna

Oh, also, I have this lmao https://imgur.com/a/Pub0CLc Edit: in case you want to buy one of your own! ➡️ https://shorturl.at/eqsKM

Ruth Hope 🩷

Can't wait to listen to this! Also, what's IC/OOC? I've probably heard the term before but I'm not familiar with the acronym(s) 🥲

phonons

I have no words... One word... Blowjob. BLOWJOB!!!! I have many many more words, but I'm gonna take a hike and then a nap and then I'll scrape myself off the floor and return here, maybe with more than unrelated hyperbole. Blowjob. Fuck. I mean frick.

Ruth Hope 🩷

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

lisa

SO GOOD! Your subby whimpers just melt me… 🫠🫠 I’m also so jazzed both Parts 1 & 2 are coming at a time where I’m just starting to play D&D for the first time and I can better understand all the references. 😁

Wild-Rose

WAX PLAY. 👀👀👀 I love a good sneaky or serendipitous foreshadowing.

Hexa

ate and left no crumbs as always 😭

emilia

Okay but flaky players are a DMs hell so even though I’m only 3 minutes into this I so appreciate being seen 😭

cee

EEEEEE FUCK YEA ITS HEREEEERRE

guilty_ofloey

Not a birthday emergency!!! I cackled lmao, very sus

Rachael

Yesss I just listened to part 1 to prepare! (I am thorough) Edit mid-listen: rethinking my d&d character because I'm currently a goblin named Gooby when clearly I should go full on rogue slut. Gooby doesn't really get laid too often as a sorcerer sadly *makes mental note to contact DM to suggest salacious plot changes* *preparing to get kicked out of group* *Gooby #foreveralone*

K_plays_bass

im gonna have to save this for after my chem final tmw 🥲 ive been waiting for months, what’s another day?

fran

im getting word there is a brazier mention

ky 💌❣️✨

Demons in the sheets if you will👹

Maia

Feels like I haven't commented in a while, but I'm popping in early to scream about how excited I am for the [Magic] tag! squeeeeeeee

alice

THE VOICE ACTING!!! SHEEEESSSHHHHH!! 💯💯💯

K_Dae

I'm about to start tweaking 😩

Liz

Also getting people together for a DnD sesh is so complicated, I feel the DM's pain lol.

TurtlemixxII

love when we have handlebars to play with😏

Lizzy 💃🏻

this is disappointing esp bc i know what a brazier is now.

ky 💌❣️✨

I love the plot/genre heavy audios so much. The time, effort, and love put into these are so *chefs kiss*.

TurtlemixxII

FINALLY PART 2 IM CRYING

bro

lunchtime 👹

ky 💌❣️✨

what, no [brazier play]??? 💔😔 that being said, oral through underwear stuff is SO HOTTTT omg happy Monday freaks, let’s roll! 🎲

sarah 💫

Not me genuinely considering listening to this and grading papers at the same time…

Jinxdancer

Everyone knows Tieflings are the horniest of the races… … sorry, I had to 🫣

Foxanna

This intro hitting way too hard given the dm of a campaign I started went awol after session zero. Worst than blue balls

Marcy Aberder

I am so happy to know what it is now 🤓

twillow43

BRAZIER MENTIONED

wiggie

The tags already have me in a chokehold and I haven’t even gotten to listen yet 🥵

Jinxdancer

Horn- what??? You’ve got my attention

Gabbs

This was an homage to August's use of the frick word during the Livestream last week but this works too 💀😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

YESSS 🔥 🔥 So excited for this pt. 2!!

Natttwenty

"When the world needed him most, he returned" ☝️

Riri

I’m always gonna eat up a switch audio 😌

Adaora

The way this is going to cure my case of the Mondays 🙏🏼

Tavo

A TIEFLING CHARACTER!!! hell yes!!

kenna

I love when we get a little bit of monsterfucking as a treat🥰

Maia

I love that you sensored yourself, given the audio and the situation 😂

Grace

Yey!! Thanks for the audio August!!! Really appreciate the explanations in the description~ Have a great rest of the week everyone!! 🫶🫶🫶

K_Dae

ohohohoooo and i was just finishing up playing a few hours of bg3.... thank you for the meal

Mo

The best Monday to ever Monday

Lyd

THANK U FOR THE MEAL KING

Yanna

MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

loml

this is motivating me to finish my paper so I can listen!!!

mags

Oh we eatin good tonight kids 😮‍💨🤌🏾

Jehovahs_Thiccness💋

Greetings, ladies ⚔️ I will meet you all at the finish line

Jaz

I have been so excited for this since the poll came out- I am fully convinced that this will cure all of my ailments and save me. this audio IS my Shrine of Talos

wiggie

Omg I cannot express how excited I am for this audio!!!!! 😍😍😍

Little•Miss•Good•Girl

let me get my headphones rq🤓

amy

AUGUST JUST POSTED. Wake up!!!

Nick Nelson

Been waiting for this!! So excited 🙌🙌

HauntedMinistry

ANOTHER GREAT AUDIO YESSS

amy

Frick yeah

Ruth Hope 🩷

babe wake up new augustinthewinter just dropped

chloe


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