[PATREON EXCLUSIVE] [M4F] You're Too Tired to Go Out So Your Date Breeds You in Bed Instead [Soft Mdom] [Free Use] [Comfort] [Reassurance] [Flirting] [Making Out] [Neck and Stomach Kisses] [Check Ins] [Titplay] [Relaxing You] [Watching Me] [Fingering] [Spooning] [Grinding] [Outercourse] [Finger Sucking] [Praise] [Good Girl] [Spoonfucking] [Using You] [Breeding] [Prone] [Multiple Orgasms] [Coming Together] [Creampie]

As a very tired girl, with two more days to work this week, just had to come back to my favorite one, all of my priblems✨ disappeared ✨

Maitê

The healing power of this audio

B N

There are many things to love about Third Date Breeder, and today I'm appreciating that he's such a sincere and wonderful listener. He listens to F when they're talking about their feelings and insecurities, and he listens to their sighs and moans to know how to take even better care of them. I again marvel at your craft and the fact that, with your writing and acting, an essentially one-sided conversation can convey so much. 👏👏

PT

nvm soft Mdom for the win

Nani

This audio is low key DDLG coded. The way this speaker is taking such good care of the listener, he's so attentive to her feelings and needs. He's so nurturing. His tone of voice is so comforting throughout. The names he uses, like "my good little breeding girl"? Like, are you kidding me? Help! 🫠 Obsessed with their dynamic. 🥺❤️

Sabina 🌹

Having a tough day and coming back to this audio 🥺💕 As much as I love Msub August, these soft Mdom ones are almost therapeutic for hard days when I'm tired of being the capable bad bitch that I am.

aseitas

“Sighing out those pretty girl moans…” You shut the fuck up right now. I’m experiencing a level of ecstasy and devotion reserved for maenads. (But like… less violent.) This is kind of devastating. *hat tip*

makenzi

I wish any of my dates had been this caring and respectful.

Sonora Linnea

idk how i missed this audio but SIR… this is ACTIONABLE! CHARGES PENDING.

erin 🤸‍♂️

After re-listening to this masterpiece for the…hundredth time. I wanted to say that I’ve read the phrase “seeing stars” in so many different forms of media and have never been able to envision nor experience that. Until this listen. Wow. I admit it did scare me a little as I was under the influence. All this to say, GOOD JOB AUGUST and thank you very much.

Craw Daddy

This gave me goosebumps jesus christ

cumbo feds

🤤

Winry

I needed to come back to the comments of this audio to say that it is the Schitt's Creek 🏞️🏨of NSFW audios for me. During the pandemic😷, when I could barely tolerate media content with any angst in it 🙅🏻‍♀️📺🎬📰😨, I got super hooked on SC. It was so wholesome, touching, and soothing 😊🥲🥰 that I just watched it over and over again 🔁🔁🔁. It always made me feel so good, and somehow also better about humanity 🌎. So I come back to this one whenever I need soothing ❤️ (and some top notch fingering 🫰🏼), which apparently is a lot

Agatha Li

The beginning had me in tears as someone who has had Add going undiagnosed my whole life. That part was so sweet and validating because I'd have those moments and I'd be called lazy and unproductive which didn't even help. I'd get so overwhelmed over stimulated and that was the only coping mechanism I had where I barely had privacy in my own room growing up. I literally started to tear up it was extremely validating. On to the juicy stuff... I've been in the cuddle fuck situation just like this and when I said you use me like a rag doll. My ex fwb understood the assignment. All I can say ladies... is that if you make any statement surrounding using you like a fucktoy or rag doll.... Be 100% prepared to get railed in the most delicious way 😋

Anon

Congrats to those who have this kink because my brother in Christ... I sadly don't but I've already rewritten the narrative enough to find a way to make this as relistenable as possible as someone who is done having kids lol. I think service dom is August at some of his best and reminds me of my faves spank therapy and asking a stranger to get you pregnant.

geekinthepink

(sorry Ruth this got lost in notifs) but lmaooooo dude I WISH he made other men more like him, he's truly one of a kind (he can never read this comment, the ego would be too much). I got lucky, was friends with him thru high school and then started dating after. The being good at head/in bed part is really just kind of a Thing for him, he was raised to treat women well in general so he just extended that as much as possible lol.

Rya Li

every time i listen to one of your audios i feel like i’m finding a new favourite but WOW this is totally a top 5 for me. the condom talk was so hot omfg

milliegrant

Dear Saeida, How are you? I have to admit that the first few weeks after I shared my story here were a bit hard. I found it difficult to fully focus at work because I kept thinking about what we went through, and it made me sad. As I have already mentioned, I haven't been able to tell anyone until very recently, so I found myself surprised by my own reactions. I wanted to reply to you sooner, but I simply couldn't. Receiving the support and talking about it here somehow made it feel more real. Thinking about it has brought many other uncomfortable memories back, and I had to step back and put myself together. I am glad you mentioned that it is okay to take my time. I really needed that. I found a lot of strength in your message, and I kept coming back here to read it again and again. It always made me feel better. The neighbour you have described sounds so much like someone I met online. It was a very old lady, and we bonded over my username. She told me a lot about how she befriended the crows in her area. She did so with peanuts, mostly:). It's probably not even possible, but it made me wonder if it could have been her you were talking about. What you said about children not having to be forced into acts has helped me a lot. I would like to share what I tell myself when I struggle. Maybe you or someone else who is not ready to talk about it yet will find it helpful too. It brings me comfort to think about how what I felt during the abuse was a completely natural reaction of the body, and it has nothing to do with what kind of person I am. When the sun hits your skin, you feel warm, when someone slaps you, you feel pain, and when someone pleasures you, you feel pleasure. And when someone does that without your permission, or, as in our case, without your understanding, they are abusing you. It's that simple. It's something we all know, but it's hard to fully believe it, especially since society can be really judgmental. When I was in high school, my friend made a comment about a case that was in some ways similar to what I have experienced. She said that the girl should stop complaining because she surely enjoyed it and is now harming the person who did that to her - painting her as the bad person. This was a huge blow for me. It made me really disgusted with myself. I believed her words in that moment. And it also made me believe the words of my abusive grandmother again. I was actually already quite fine with the situation before this incident. I was proud of myself for being able to stop it and sort of considered it a "solved problem". But this changed me. I really wish it was more publicly discussed that it is normal and natural to have a reaction when stimulated, and it does not change the fact that one is a victim. If someone had told me that before, it would have helped me so much. It took me a lot of time to figure it out on my own. And it took even more to start to believe it. But I am still glad that I was able to realise it. Do you maybe feel like sharing what you do to feel better and what kind of help you are getting? I am considering finding a therapist, but I am not sure it's the right path for me.

Crowkeeper

Truly, S tier husband material

MsMagey

30:30 imagine someone talking you through it like that the FIRST time you fuck? that was nastyyy, i'd have to marry them on the spot

electra

❤️❤️❤️

Winry

The opening of the door rlly scared the fuck out of me. Thought my days were over

janae

How dare you

Maeve

corporate america rly got me down in the dumps but this made my day 🥹

condorcaramel

It was breed 😅

phonons

Been there, it's so embarassing even though I'm alone 😬

Liz

Was the word “prone”??

Thelnie

This audio is both so hot and comforting. I’ve listened so many times already. Lol my new fave. 😌😭💗

Erini

Will August ever do an M4M? Even M4A? 😬

Nick Nelson

😋😭😘

Jehovahs_Thiccness💋

Your username is killing me 😭😂❤️❤️

Ebba

Yes 👏👏👏

Ruth Hope 🩷

We stan a true king, not short not tall, just a king 🙇🏽‍♀️

Dafina

omg thenk yewwww

ky 💌❣️✨

I was just about to leave a comment when I saw this one, and had to go play the Wordle. Got in on my first guess. Thank you haha

phonons

ky this playlist is 10/10

pt_princess

Noel Miller did this joke one time about short kings keeping the Timbs on when they fuck and I can't help but think of that, even though August is technically not a short king, per one of the AMAs 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

@Ruth my honest and humble opinion: https://images.app.goo.gl/d392jvPpsEKFviQD7 but seriously though… imagine you’re getting pounded, you’re having the time of your life, you look down and see his shoes on 💀💀💀💀

Dafina

Today's Wordle made me come back and listen to this again ✍️👀🫠

Edie.

The tone change between "you like that?" and "oh yeah you ✨️love✨️ that" makes me feel like I'm at risk of breaking a pencil I'm not even holding

pt_princess

typically, i'm like religiously quiet when i masturbate, even now that i live alone, but you know growing up in certain situations will create that kind of habit 🤷🏻‍♀️ anyways, lately i'm starting to worry that my neighbors are going to report me for noise complaints 👍🏻

holy ghost

I’m not ashamed to say that this is like my 6th time listening to this audio & each time I listen to it I just can’t wrap my head around the fact I’m just expected to go back out in the wild forever ruined for any other man 😩😅 August what am I suppose to do now huh 🥲…since u got ur fancy Patreon & u know every damn thing 😖😮‍💨🫠🤣😭

Jehovahs_Thiccness💋

aw omg ruth thank you, right back at ya ♥️ and hehe enjoyyy

ky 💌❣️✨

Also fucking hell you really are out here with the playlists! Thank you!!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Good soup 🍲 god Adam Driver is too much 😮‍💨 Ky I love your comments you are so funny and articulate always 🙌❤️

Ruth Hope 🩷

@Dafina BRO you made me laugh out loud 😂 The contrast between the way this audio makes me feel/how it looks in my head and "getting pounded in a studio flat with his shoes on the bed?!" has me DYING 🤣

Ruth Hope 🩷

I love all your thoughts! Truly diabolical! 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

I am hopping on this headcanon bandwagon 🚃🙌❤️

Ruth Hope 🩷

Omg I love that his content + your hard (lol) work has been helping you! Our brains are incredibly plastic and, though difficult, it is possible to create new neuropathways of all kinds! It gets more difficult as we get older, but it's always possible ☺️ I hope whatever you're dealing with is something you can overcome, soon 🙏❤️ Thanks for sharing and I'm glad you're here!

Ruth Hope 🩷

The condom talk omg😮‍💨😵‍💫

diana

Thank you! 💜 I was kind of joking about it being medicine but I think masturbating a lot more lately has really helped me get back towards my baseline functioning. It's as low energy as I'm up for, I'm already lying down so the vertigo and fatigue can't sneak up on me, and it's truly gentle full body movement, which also works all those little stabilizing muscles around my joints, stabilizing them a little more. And what's been annoying for even longer is that I'm almost anorgasmic with reduced sensation right now, but that also means I can keep going as long as I want to. It's been a really good feedback loop! I keep telling my partner that I'm going to go do... physical therapy when he's working or when I need him to run interference with the kiddo to let me, uhhhh, rest. And if I do fall asleep, that's a win-win because my chronic fatigue is bonkers right now and I really do need a lot of actual rest! I also didn't really have much of a sex drive for a long while there, but I decided to literally work on it and see if I could kind of recondition myself, and I think it's working. Truly, it feels goofy to say, but I think August has been genuinely helping me improve over the past few months. But then this audio in particular? Absolute chef's kiss for this audio specifically right now but also just in general for me. I could go on and on but instead, I'm going to fall blissfully back to sleep 🥰

MsMagey

came so hard i gave myself a charley horse 🤣

em

not if listener is coming to exfwb’s vm 😏

Lizzy 💃🏻

Dude is a tool but the dick is unreal

Rya Li

I'm going to join you in that belief because like look at them. I can't believe that this is "third date" behavior for people that don't end up with their own toothbrushes at the other's apartment at some point lol.

malika🌼

this one will be my undoing. farewell, and don't tell my therapist 👋

persephone

I always like to decide if the speaker and listener are endgame after every audio (and in some they’re obviously not) but I wholeheartedly believe that these characters are in it for the long haul after all that

Jinxdancer

i love you Rya but no i’m not jumping on this train .. that guy is a tool..

Lizzy 💃🏻

My goodness, Ms. Magey, it sounds like you're going through a lot! That must be really tiring to deal with. I hope you're doing okay ❤️

Lambda Sitta

As a girlie with chronic illness and pain, in a mystery flare of something new(?) that's been keeping me basically bedbound for days at a time, this is a gift to my fucking soul. Every moment? Perfection. Am I horny? Time to listen and be a breeding fucktoy. Am I being having a sad girl depression nap day? Time to listen as I fall asleep to the affirmations to the beginning and the end and all the good girls and pretty girls during the action. Do I have to cancel plans because I feel like shit? Time to listen and have August tell me it's okay. Migraine, out of migraine meds and in a generally bad mood today? Time to listen on repeat. This is medicine.

MsMagey

I've been listening to this every night since it dropped. It's so gentle and tender. 🥺

anodaw89

These two aren’t in love, but if this is how much affection they have for each other after *two (2) dates* then holy hell if they ever make it to any type of partnership omg lol. The speaker character was so understanding without an ounce of judgement, had so many check-ins, mentioned having days like that of his own, and the reassurances (reminding her to rest when she can, how people aren’t made to be productive, telling her she’s not weak or lazy, etc.) were so kind. I did kinda ‘???’ lol at the “maybe I would be disappointed” part, but I like that the speaker character immediately followed it with concern over her first. And the ‘lil moment where he was a teeny worried about being corny lol and she got to reassure *him* was so cute. Their initial kiss was genuinely so relaxing? It was so gentle, languid, and long that I could imagine the tension just seeping out of her. Like you could meditate to those kisses lol. The kisses in general were done so well. And the praise?? Lmao I’m such a sucker for praise between characters (the speaker character telling her how good she is, saying everything about her is pretty, “you’re so fucking gorgeous,” “pretty girl moans??” Truly diabolical). The description of how he held her while they spooned—at one point with his arms enveloping her, the “beckoning,” kissing (and speaking against?) her neck, and them *touching each other’s faces* at different points—was so intimate and pretty. The speaker character’s moans going up an octave on occasion? Truly diabolical part 2. The quick pillow talk at the end with them hit so hard too. The extra doses of reassurances and praise, telling her he wanted her to feel good, the nap invitation, and the character’s “I’m right here” over and over felt so safe. What a lovely audio!

malika🌼

Ugh this got me in a chokehold 🥲

Amanda

Just now seeing this but thank you lambda 🥹♥️

Sade

I love coming back here to listen again and also see how much more this has blown up since it uploaded

Naomi Corporan

STOP those are my faves too 🥺 the first like, 10 tracks were strategically placed haha

ky 💌❣️✨

@ky KISSY KISSY BEATS MY ASS EVERY TIME!!! and good old fashioned lover boy is one of my fav songs omg ur a genius

ari

LMAOOOO

june

anything for my fellow queens 🫡👑

ky 💌❣️✨

PLS

wiggie

finally, someone who wrote out exactly how I️ feel, thank you queen 👑

Rachael

I’ve listened to this so many times already, more breeding audios I’m begging you 😭😭😍

Rachael

🤝

saaki

listened to this like 3 mins after u posted it and its taken me 5 days to fully come to terms w what just happened

Nani

kenna. she's literally my queen. like when i think of her i understand what british people were up to w the monarchy thing

ky 💌❣️✨

Jesus came on Easter Sunday and so did I

Cassidy

liked, downloaded, saved immediately. LISTENING NEOWWW. edit: CHAPPELL ROAN OMG UR MIND!!

kenna

KISS‼️ CIITYYYYYYYYY 💋🌃‼️‼️‼️‼️

ky 💌❣️✨

“JUST LOOK ME IN THE EYE WHEN IM ABOUT TO F!N!SH” 🚨🚑👁️🥺

sarah 💫

when she said "i think my kink is when you tell me that you think im pretty 💋" i was like oh hell yeah and hahahahshhfhdhahaha thank you i learned from the best 🏆

ky 💌❣️✨

KY WHAT THE!! Your playlist is immaculate Jesus Christ. KISS CITY BY BLONDSHELL I LOVE HER!!! 🥹💋 Also the cover pic is CLASSIC August thumbnail akksjdh 🛏️

sarah 💫

@Crow, thank you so much for your courage in sharing your experiences with us. My heart reaches out to yours and I feel sadness over the hardship you've endured. I'm also in awe over your strength and resilience, which it takes to be able to share these vulnerable parts of ourselves. ❤️ And for the rest of you lovely people responding so compassionately and sincerely to Crow, you are what makes this little community feel safe and special ✨💕😍

Agatha Li

Omg Crow, thanks for pointing us in the right direction!!!

Agatha Li

I keep coming back. This one is just TOOOOO GOOD

Sarah

[the economy]

Sarah

guys i might be addicted to this audio……

spoon 🪐

thank u guys lmao 🤭🤭🤭

ky 💌❣️✨

Putting night changes is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i mean you’re right

Amelia

@Crowkeeper, this makes much more sense, I feel so stupid… Officer, please throw me in the horny jail 😔

Dafina

I was also wondering about this and I thought that maybe he is waiting for her to get ready in another room and when he enters to check on her, he is surprised that she is not getting ready.

Crowkeeper

MY LEG I’m dying 🤣

Nicole

*vine boom sound effect* 👇🏼SAVED *vine boom sound effect*👇🏼DOWNLOADED

wiggie

I had the same thought lmao Who am I to complain but are we getting pounded in a studio flat with his shoes on the bed?! *insert mr fresh doing the side eyes *

Dafina

“Scooch over” I’M WHEEZING KY

Dafina

You're right! I didn't even think about that one! What I did wonder though was "does she live in a studio/bachelor and her bed is in the same room as the entrance?" 🕵️🏻‍♀️ Then, "In this economy? Probably." 💸#holidaydomesticthrowback 🎄

Agatha Li

also i couldn’t help myself, mr. third date playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7bTiIU5cp9i6kzTWLvyuJ4?si=0cee3c074e3b4ee5 (feel free to save, from what i understand playlist likes are private, even from the creator 🤭)

ky 💌❣️✨

Top tier

limeebunee

I’ve listened this audio at least 4 times already and now I’m wondering: did he took off his shoes in bed? 🤔 At this point in life I need answers

Dafina

watch us ex-fwb enjoyers have an existential crisis over this one

Yanna

https://imgur.com/a/1SmYoPC - im sorry you're a fucking freak for this one. oh my god. what app is this man on - yeah this one is going in "intros to fall asleep to" hall of fame - GOOD‼️ KISSES‼️‼️‼️ yours are always best in the biz but ohhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! at the risk of sounding completely pathetic i could listen to a straight hour of the makeout. its so GOOD im like head in hands rn - you struck a perfect balance between being supportive and accommodating without being pushy, there’s never any doubt that she actually WANTS him to stay 🥺 - whispery august makes me so [car crash][siren][dolphin noises][train horn]["MY LEG”][glass breaking][long loud HONK] - "sorry, was that corny?" yes. keep going - "i wasn't being shy last time 🙄 i was just trying not to be too horny 😒" lmao - the sfx were so. oh my god. what the ACTUAL hell is wrong w you - “you wanna see it? yeah, you want me to take it out? no, mm-mm" ☹️ - 🥄🥄🥄 - the shudder at 15:44 is emotional warfare. i require aid - “that’s so cute, that’s so cute 🥺” u r evil - “that’s what you want isn’t it” 🤭🤲🏼 - “i’ll do that for you, sweetheart, i’ll use you” !!!!!!!!! aaaaah - "let me wear you out baby, so you can just sleep it all off 😌" GODDD - “i shouldn’t, sweetheart, i shouldn’t” GODDDDDDD‼️‼️‼️ - he went romance novel mode and made contraceptive decisions sweet & filthy & empowering what a prince - “you’re too much” 🫵🏼😩 i feel like at this point it’s my duty to once again point out how fucking good of an actor you are. like, yes, duh, the shit you’re saying is hot WHATEVER!!! but you have never ever given a false line read. ever ever. keeping up that caliber of grounded character performance THROUGH the sexy stuff is so so so so so so insane to me. i think im quite sensitive to bad acting, esp in audios and your performances are one of the many, many reasons ur the best. so, here 🏆 good soup

ky 💌❣️✨

@kat HAHAHAAA omg what movie is it

ari

only note is that i wish there was an eating out part 😵‍💫 hehe

kat

i actually watched the movie that the gif is from without realizing it and when that part happened i DIED

kat

okay i always praise your dirty talk but your MOANS in this one were top tier

kat

@ruth haha welllll it’s just cute for this fan fiction :p My friend is kind of a germaphobe and she covers chairs and couches with a bedsheet for me to sit on 😅

Thelnie

This audio 🤝🏽Free therapy 🤝🏽 he’s the reason I’m going to therapy

Dafina

Please take your time, Crow. I really mean that. Thank you so much for the TW, but no need to apologise. I know the kind of state opening up puts you in, and it's easy to forget about details like that.

GoddessSaeida

Dear Saeida, you speak like a poet, it is very beautiful, and it hurts at the same time. I cried a lot after reading your message. I didn't cry for me or for you but for us and it feels very different . I have never experienced this before. Just as you said you were not prepared to read what I wrote (and I apologise for not adding the warning to my post initially), I was not ready for this to happen. I was aware there could be someone who could relate to me which is why I decided to write it down but I did not expect to meet someone who truly knows how I feel. And you do, don't you? You really do. It means so much to me. I am tempted to say that cliché phrase "you have no idea how much this means to me" but the thing is - you do have an idea, you know exactly what it feels like. Many people said this phrase to me but it was never true before. It's quite earth-shattering. It is. I can't reply to you properly right now. I have to work and I wouldn't be able to function if I opened up too much right now. But I will come back. I have so much to say to you. Thank you.

Crowkeeper

27:29 - Pretty Boy Moans ™️

SoniaTheWizard

"You're gonna take it prone then." ALL THE BREATH LEFT MY LUNGS AND MY SOUL ESCAPED MY BODY

SoniaTheWizard

This... broke me. I... I need a nap. August 20/10. absolument magnifique 🥰.

Awiddlegoblin

Whelp Soft August will be running thru my mind like the Tomb Raider for the next 3 - 5 business months 😮‍💨✨ ((THESE COMMENTS ARE SOOOOOO MF FUNNY 😭😭😭))

Jehovahs_Thiccness💋

Lol it’s the best. I’m panicking just thinking about it ☺️☺️

Thelnie

Bye 😭😭😭😭😭

Jehovahs_Thiccness💋

Same I'm like "OMG what DID I say????"

GoddessSaeida

Dear Crow, (in regards to the handle crow keeper) I read your comment and I think of the patience a crow requires to be kept, to be known. I once had a neighbour who spent months befriending her local murder of crows, and the Crows take awhile to accept you. Once they do, however, you've now got a loyal group of birds that will wait for you, think of you, and tell their children about you. Many people considered them to be scary birds, or ominous. Many could not understand what is to incredibly loveable about these seemingly dark creatures. But I'd sneak away out of my mothers house, And peak at her in secret, as she fed the crows different foods. With kindness. I thought to myself, who ever made us dislike and fear such smart, lovely beings. I sometimes look at myself in the mirror and think, even if everybody else considers me just as bad as a scavenging crow, no matter. There will always be somebody who would love to keep me, tend to me. Slowly, within my boundaries, with no mind to how differently I express myself. May that person, most of all, be me. I watched my neighbour learn the crows' body language, even when I thought a bird was aggressive or angry. Birds, it seems, do not express themselves like others do, either. Similarly, seemingly, neither do you and I. (Small tw for vague mentions of SA n Child abuse ) I know how you feel, Crow. You are not at fault for "enjoying" it. It does not mean you allowed it, Or accepted it. A child does not need to be forced, it's one of the appeals, a child is innocent and vulnerable enough that we can just be lured, soothed into acts that should not be done to us. I feel like I am writing that to myself more than I am writing it to you, And I already preemptively apologise for relating to you so much that I find it hard to not include myself here. So I apologise, for bringing my own stuff into it, yet I do want to say this: I feel kinship with you as a stranger, as I feel with most who suffer, because it is my culture. In my culture, we believe that anyone who shares language, history, experience, culture or blood, is family. And so, those who suffer as I have and do, are kin. You are not alone, mark my words, even if we never talk, as I will think of you and I will think highly of you with no requirements, no expectations. Like a crow keeper. You are being very brave. I believe what Lambda said on silence only benefitting the oppressor is very true. My grandmother (and mother and others, more severely tbh), too, mentally abused me, And my stepfather when I was younger did as your grandfather did. Similar ages, similar story. It is in an injustice that I feel about it as you do, and it makes me even more sure that those feelings were something put on me, not something that is native to me. Those feelings of, I liked it, I am scared, and those feelings I personally cannot name and only experience. We can be expressionless as much as we want, now. I am so grateful to be graced by your courage. I hope you find safety where you are. Ps. Perhaps a trigger warning on the top of the comment if possible? Whilst it is an important message, I would personally have preferred going into it a little more prepped, so if it is okay for you perhaps a TW: CSA or something alone those lines would be an even further benefit to the immense bravery and kindness to yourself you show in your comment. P.p.sI personally also didn't like the comment in the neighbour audio about the other girl, it also triggered me. I am also, not very expressive in my facial expression in particular. I think it is so human of you, and as someone who is and has been dehumanised so often (both as a people and individual), I celebrate any humannes and humanity I come across, and trust I will celebrate you until my final day. May you be closely acquainted with the you in you, who always strives to be more of what love is. , Saeida.

GoddessSaeida

Loooooved this. ❤️ Thank you, August!

Erini

Wait people have guest lounge outfits?? I didn't know that was a thing! I love that 🥺

Ruth Hope 🩷

I have a love-hate relationship with the vague notion I have of your fiance. I love that he's your fiance, and I hate him for not going out and doing the world a solid by somehow making men in general more like him. I just... Where did y'all meet? 😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Hahaha

Ruth Hope 🩷

Oof I can't imagine getting married at this point in my life but if "husband quality" doesn't fit him perfectly then I don't know what does 🙃😮‍💨

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaooooo!!!!!!

Sarah

Thank you! It really expresses my vibe on Patreon 😂

PlainJaneJezebel

Ugh, okay..this really hit the spot. Another great drop August.

denise

Crazy!!! So good

Amelia

Sorry, ex-fwb, third date guy is husband quality.

Thelnie

THANK YOU 🫶🫶

peach

thank you sm 🤍

peach

Tbh I can't even imagine having the opportunity to choose between two men who are *this* gifted in bed. I'd just die 🫠

Rya Li

I love your profile pic

Rya Li

my favorite audio ever holy shit

the milkman

So true Sarah!!! August 🌧️healing his listeners the world over 🌍, one sexy tornado at a time ❤️🔁🌪️

Agatha Li

Dude Agatha YESS the consent check ins were so so good and a great example for what healthy consent looks like! I totally relate to the needing reassurance/encouragement to confirm I’m not being a burden 🙃 it’s amazing how these audios can provide so much needed comfort 💘 And exaaaactly M always sounds like getting her off is what gets *him* off and it’s just this….crazy sexy cycle 🔄

sarah 💫

omg your mind

mxjxllyfish

STOPPP because I never lost hope 🤞I still believe it’s gonna happen 😭 #HandsAudio2024 ✊ & huge yes on reiterations because they just need to be said 😌

DivineFeminine

After the day I had today and this past week, this came at the right time 😭 Amazing Audio 🫶🏼

Quercus

New all time favorite audio.

Sgtgreenbomb

Thank you Lambda, I appreciate that ❤️ it's not easy, but every little step helps and certainly the kind, supportive words and care from the lovely folks in August's little community, like yourself, really help to make things better too.

Agatha Li

Dude SAME I hope one day he can release lil snippets of his writing/prose 😩🙏🏼 DONT. Even. Mention…..I can’t even talk about the hands audio. I actually still believe it’s going to happen ONE day (universe, are you hearing this? Make it happen! ✨🌌) Also YES the immersion is always bonkers but I can’t help but mention it in my comments bc it bears incessant repeating 🔁

sarah 💫

Happy Birthday 🎂 🥳

Naomi Corporan

Oof, I'm sorry you have those struggles! Mood instability coupled with anxiety must be really rough on your day-to-day ❤️

Lambda Sitta

omg!!!! would love to hear/be destroyed by yours too if you ever want to share!!!

ky 💌❣️✨

Thank you 🙏🏽 my fiancé has his own stuff too that i help him deal with so i think that’s partly why we work and understand each other well — and we’ve been together a decade so i feel like im at a point where i can give relationship pep talks 💀

hc

Thank you! And lol i act like a wise old grandma doling out unsolicited relationship advice but sometimes i feel like people might think that good men/partners don’t exist but they do and everyone here deserves that kind of support and happiness

hc

Thank you Sarah!! 🤍 This man can fucking write.. I’m convinced he has to be some sort of ✨wizard ✨because what dafuq is he putting in these audios? Seriously tho, he has great descriptive prose & it comes through SO well in his audios. It’s not surprising to see so many comments mentioning how immersive his audios are. He mentioned a little while back possibly releasing written form content which I kinda hope he does 🤞 Either new ideas or poll ideas that never saw the light of day. Still think of what could’ve been of the hands & diner audio 😭

DivineFeminine

I'm imagining tax season becoming confusingly titillating 😂

Agatha Li

@Bailey 1000%

Agatha Li

Thank you so much for the support. I have to admit that I feel quite overwhelmed. Ruth, I am really grateful that you said that you think I have come far. I really think I have made some progress and even though we do not really know each other it feels really nice to have someone say that. I am glad you understood my difficulty with the audio I have talked about and do not judge me for mentioning it. I think that you, just like Lambda, are always here when someone needs help and I really appreciate you for it. Thank you. Lambda, you are not terrible with words. And your sincerity is VERY apparent. Thank you again. Sarah, thank you for all the compassion you have shown me even though you went through something similar as I did. I am sorry that this is what we have in common. It is definitely not easy to talk about it but the fact that this community is so full of open-minded and genuinely kind people had made it way easier. It's also much easier to write about it anonymously like this. . - I am not sure how to address you "Miss dot" but I hope you understood I am trying to talk to you here :). I won't lie. I used to feel very guilty about this. It is not entirely gone but now I mostly feel sad about it because I feel like my life could have been so very different if this did not happen to me. And I am also angry that I had the option of exploring these things with someone I chose and fell in love with taken away from me.

Crowkeeper

So much to love about this audio, but I'll just comment on the really standout things for me: - As someone who has struggled with mood and anxiety for a long time 🤯🧠, the amount of reassurance and encouragement from speaker 🫂❤️ helped me to feel less guilty and anxious about those times where I feel like I'm too much for others to deal with 🙅🏻‍♀️👎🏼. And then all the enthusiastic praise from speaker really helped to banish the rest of those thoughts out of my head, like "Oh, he must REALLY mean it". - The way he just takes care of her in EVERY possible way - sexually, emotionally, physically, verbally. What a king 👑 - Complimenting her natural scent, swoooooooon ❤️🫠 - Love when he strips and rubs himself for her. I'm getting Rose from Titanic if she wasn't posing for a portrait, and instead Jack was putting on a show 🚢🎨🧑🏼‍🎨 - "You wanna be little spoon?" I felt that 🥄. The way my top lip instinctively covers my bottom lip 😙 whenever there's something sexy but also makes my heart flutter because of romance 💗 - Loved the check-ins. August, you always make consent ✅ so natural and sexy. I'm picturing sex education curricula 👩🏻‍🏫🏫pulling snippets of your audios as examples of how to do consent right. - "Pretty girl moans"? That shudder at 15:45? That "yeah" at 16:53? 30:24? Absolutely deceased 💀 - Hard agree with @Sarah that this fingering was the best I've heard across your audios . It really felt like he was drilling her good and getting off on how much she was loving it. That dedication to making her feel good 😘💁🏻‍♂️✌🏼, chef's kiss 👩🏻‍🍳💋 - Aftercare involving an invitation to nap? I'll take 3 orders please 🙋🏻‍♀️ - And how adorable was he when he asked whether she knew that was gonna happen when she let him stay? "Well I didn't" 😍😙. Just too cute, and actually sounded like younger holiday coworker when he said that, minus the slight slurring🎄💕😜 - Well, thank you kindly for another one-of-a-kind audio experience 🎧✨🌍. I just find it so impressive that not only are you a cut above the others, but that you consistently find ways to keep getting better even compared to yourself. The number of times I've seen the comment "this is my new favourite audio", "this unlocked a new kink for me" - very relatable for me because the "stop fucking calling me daddy" audio is what unlocked my daddy kink lol 🫣

Agatha Li

Numbers can be hot!!!

Lambda Sitta

First off, I'm sorry you deal with chronic fatigue! It must be a very trying aspect of your life. Fatigue is so awful Second, like Sarah said, thank you for the pep talk! I have extremely high standards for romantic partners, and this is exactly why. I would never be okay in a relationship where I am not allowed to be human Third, happy early birthday!!!

Lambda Sitta

Whew, soft August is a new awakening for me.

PlainJaneJezebel

The check ins are alwayssss so hot but in this case the emotional check in with “do you wanna be alone or is it cool if I hang here with you” was so 🥺

sarah 💫

Thank you Sarah! and to everyone else who's replied under this. Yalls words have been rlly comforting. Here's to all of us catching a break soon 🥂

izzie

oh jesus christ

ky 💌❣️✨

I feel you izzie! The pace of life can feel so unforgiving and impossible at times. I hope you find moments to rest and find peace! ❤️

sarah 💫

Love the way you put this divinefeminine! I have no idea what wizardry August possesses to convey such vividness in an audio but I can practically see M watching F’s face while she’s giving in, he is ABSORBED by her reactions 🧽

sarah 💫

That part threw me for a LOOP the “no I really shouldn’t…….unless?? 😏” and him explicitly talking about how many minutes he needs was aksjdjhdso PERFECTION

sarah 💫

Crow, I cannot even imagine the courage and openness it took for you to share your story. I hope this doesn’t come off as a platitude but I am sincerely and deeply, deeply sorry for the abuse inflicted upon you. Like lambda said, sharing your story (maybe esp the painful ones) can not only help you, but also others who have gone through something similar. I’ve personally dealt with forms of abuse from grandparents as well and hearing your story helps me feel less alone ❤️ I hope you can find comfort and support from resources and people in your life, and i think it’s incredible and super relatable that August’s audios have shown you what a healthy sexual encounter can look and feel like. You deserve that and I truly believe you will find that 🫂

sarah 💫

Man I used to be on Ex FWB’s side in that audio but if that’s the take we’re going with I think I’m switching 😂 I would break it off with FWB too

Jinxdancer

Awww Ruth tysm!! Hahhaha I’m glad you liked the werewolf meme, that’s fr me with every audio 😔🐺

sarah 💫

Ahh happy birth month hc!! 🥳💘 Your fiancé sounds so lovely and caring, it’s so great you have someone like that in your life 🥹 I hope you can rest and unwind after the weekend’s festivities 🐰🐣 also ty for the lil pep talk for the unpartnered folks 🥲 it’s so important to never settle and know what we deserve from our partners!! 🫶🏼

sarah 💫

Shamelessly replying to my own comment since nobody took the bait…….. “OH STUNNIN”

Cake

the sensation that shot through me when you lowered your voice and said “oh god you want it in huh?” WAS CRIMINAL. august you are so very dear to me <3

moonlightasilk

THIS GUY IS THE NEW BF FROM THE EX FWB VOICEMAIL AUDIO.

Rya Li

Oh Crow, I don't think it's kindness, I think it's the bare minimum. Also, it's a bit self-serving because I like to talk, so I like replying to people here haha Hearing YOU say that I seem to always know what to say hit me SO HARD 😭. I'm terrible with words, but I like to think that my sincerity is apparent. I am sincere when I reach out, and I'm sincere in my gratitude for stories like yours. I think that the idea of silent sufferering is just another way for oppression to continue without justice. What I mean to say, is that we are encouraged to be silent because it serves the oppressor. It keeps you from seeking the justice you deserve. So yeah, I'm always down to be the one who replies and talks and shares because that's how *_I_* seek justice. It's infinitesimally small, but I think it matters Thank you, Crow ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Lambda Sitta

I echo what Ruth said! Sometimes you just have to cut the cord so you can LIVE

Lambda Sitta

Oof, Izzie, that sounds really challenging. Adulting is just like trying to swim in the ocean with all of the waves

Lambda Sitta

HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣. Tent was on your brain 🤣😭🐻

Lambda Sitta

BRO, I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

Lambda Sitta

Have fun on your trip!

Lambda Sitta

I'm sorry that you experienced that type of relationship, MercuryAndTheComets (do you prefer Mercury?). Also, yes, capitalism, colonisation, and the patriarchy literally want us to suffer. TO BE HAPPY IS TO REBEL AGAINST OPPRESSION!

Lambda Sitta

I thought this meant something different at first 🤣🤣🤣

Lambda Sitta

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR MIDTERMS!!!

Lambda Sitta

Fatigue and lack of motivation must be so tough, Amira ❤️. I hope you feel better soon

Lambda Sitta

Twelve hours?! Jeez Louise, I hope you were able to rest afterwards!

Lambda Sitta

I'm sorry you had a rough week! Hopefully this one is better, Sade ❤️

Lambda Sitta

Welcome!!!

Lambda Sitta

I hope you were able to get some rest!

Lambda Sitta

omg the part where you asked the listener if you want them to take it out and then you said “mm mm” AGGHHHHH I LOVE IT I LOVEEEEE ITTTTTT

jordan

Saraaaah I love everything you said ❤️❤️❤️ and omg your imgur image is so fucking funny 😂 I'm so happy that you got this audio when it was sorely needed and that you now have it forever to return to when it is sorely needed again 🫂❤️🙌

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'll dig through the trashcan if you do any scrapping, missy 🦝

Ruth Hope 🩷

Crow... I'm so so sorry that you went through all of that trauma... My heart aches for you, but it also cheers, given how far you've come! ❤️ I'm so thankful you shared your story, and that you've felt empowered by the comments to share! I love this community so much, and one of those reasons is the empowerment aspect 🙌 I, too, find the audios therapeutic in many ways, but especially because of how consistently the listener characters are treated, as you say, "the way I feel a person should be treated" 💯💯💯 I definitely understand where you're coming from, re the Nextdoor Neighbor audio when he talks about the other girl. Having read the rest of your comment already, I can understand why you would identify more with the other girl in the audio, and my heart reaches out to yours ❤️ I hope you know that you are a person who is deserving of all that is good and kind and genuine and peaceful and safe and sexy, and that even if you aren't the "perfect" potential sex partner right now due to your trauma and other struggles, that doesn't mean you aren't just as deserving and worthy of amazing and wonderful experiences of sexual/physical intimacy! That's something I struggle with, too, as far as fearing not being up to par because of my struggles. But I think that what's most important is remembering that no matter how healed we are, how "good" we are/get at sex, the right person will love and cherish us, no matter what ❤️ Thank you for sharing and I'm rooting for you ☺️❤️🙌

Ruth Hope 🩷

august i listen to your audios while i study/ journal bc they keep me weirdly motivated and sometimes i worry im eventually going to pavlov myself into associating accounting with ur voice

mimi

“there’s always so much shit going on and it all drains you” sir i could drain YOU

mimi

You are such a kind person Lambda. Thank you for reaching out to me but also to all the other girls I have seen you showing support to here. I always struggle to find the right words to support someone so I am glad someone like you, who always seems to know what to say, is here. It does make me feel less alone, and I am happy that sharing this made you feel that too. Thank you.

Crowkeeper

Thinking about this some more, the banter would have been super cute. Listener probably would have made him change into a guest lounge outfit for him and he’d be like, “Are you srs?” And after she insists, he puts it on (turned around) and he turns back and is like, “How do I look?” and it’s got like, Snoopy print all over it or something cute 🥰

Thelnie

Crow, first off, thank you so much for sharing your story. I truly believe that when we share, we empower everyone around us, and can often bring our own selves a sense of peace from letting it out. Second, if it makes you feel less alone, I also had an abusive figure in my life very similar to your grandmother (mocking my facial expressions, putting me down, etc.). You sharing your story genuinely made me feel so much less alone for going through that. Third, and most importantly, I am so sorry, Crow. I'm sorry that your grandparents were vile, despicable human beings. I'm sorry you were made to feel so poorly about yourself. I'm sorry that YOU suffer because of what THEY did. I'm sorry that you felt powerless. I'm sorry that you feel ashamed of some aspects of your abuse. I'm so, so sorry, Crow. I know nothing I can say can actually do anything, but I hope you know that you are valuable, worthy of love, and a human being who is allowed to be flawed. What you've been through, and what you continue to experience as a result of it, is completely devastating. No person, let alone CHILD, deserves to experience what you did. I'm sure you have access or are aware of the resources available to you, and I genuinely hope you have a robust support system in place. You are so strong, and brave, and beautiful. Thank you again for sharing. I hope that you find the partner of your dreams one day. You deserve someone who makes you feel safe, secure, loved, and respected.

Lambda Sitta

This is probably the hottest contraceptive talk ever and my favorite part of this audio because he 180 turns it up to 11 by stating it’s PRONE TIME 😎😎😎 lollll gotta love it.

Thelnie

EXCUSE ME SIR that shaky breath at 15:43.... I had to pause and walk it off lol

Sarah

It’s officially the month of my 30th birthday so I’m considering this my first bday gift — thank you August I’m looking forward to the rest 🤪 now I’m really getting to the age where breeding kink can actually be put into practice like this without it ruining everything I’ve worked for oof I’m in trouble 🤭 As a chronically tired girlie who has many times canceled on dates with my fiancé in favor of sexy cuddles at home with him, this really feels like it was made for me. like many, I had to spend a lot of time with extended family this weekend and was very drained because of it all and listening to this was the perfect way to destress. You really have an audio for every mood/situation and just keep getting better and better at writing/acting and giving us the best possible audios. August, I hope you have/will have someone in your life that treats you as beautifully as this speaker character treats listener, you deserve so much happiness and comfort with everything you give us through your art! 🥰 [For any of the unpartnered girlies on here, definitely hold out for a man who is as kind and understanding as this speaker character is! Life is hard enough, never settle for someone who isn’t down to just stay home and kiss and cuddle (or whatever else you want to do) when you aren’t feeling your best or makes you feel bad about not looking perfect 100% of the time 🫶]

hc

Omggg I LOVE making ACU playlists, I’m so excited (and terrified) to hear yours 🥲😍🎧

sarah 💫

KY don’t even JOKE about that!!! 😧 horny book club needs to hear from their president!!!!

sarah 💫

REVERENCE AND ADMIRATION 🚨🚨🚨 get out of my brain. should i scrap my Big Comment? you said everything!!!!!!!!!!

ky 💌❣️✨

making the most devastating playlist for mr. third date rn

ky 💌❣️✨

My hyper self-reliant, vulnerability avoidant ass trying to keep it together through this audio: https://imgur.com/a/cLcfaVB • I literally had to keep pausing the beginning sfw parts bc everything was just so sweet and tender and made me EMO🖤🥲 • “Date August” is entirely too charming and downright SMITTEN omg the “I didn’t think I’d end up in your bed this fast” + “I wasn’t shy last time, I was just trying not to be too horny ok?” bits were so FUNNY and light and offset the heavy comforting parts nicely • The little sighs and noises as they’re making out + “You’re really pretty. Yeah you are……Sorry, is that corny?” MAYBE BUT I LOVE CORN‼️🌽 • stOMACH KISSES 🫠🦋🦋🦋 i was JUST thinking the other day how i really love when you mention speaker touching/holding F’s stomach, it’s such an under appreciated body part 🫶🏼 • the word “pretty” was made for you to say it. it’s so….there’s such a sense of reverence and admiration instead of objectification, pleeeease keep up the pretty talk, pretty please 🙏🏼 • That bit of exhibitionism for Speaker godddd (Kylo Ren voice) MORE‼️👹 • the little rhetorical “yeah?”s and “are you?”s are sooooo deliciously indulgent/teasing at the same time, im nodding like a fucking bobble head • 15:45 - oh myGOD,??? you deserve an academy award for this noise alone 🏆🌨️ • This might be my fave fingering scene in the ACU so far, good lordddd he is so DESPERATE to make her feel good, you can tell her pleasure just FUELS his ⛽️ ALSO I remember you mentioned “teasing/talking about sex without actually Doing it” as an In for 2024 and it is SO WELL DONE HERE 🤌🏼 • 19:27-19:35 cool yeah I’m literally drooling, nbd • “This is better than a dinner date huh?” got me smiling SO hard, the sprinkle of humor and lightness amidst all the horny madness is perfectly balanced • 28:08 - “I shhhhhhouldn’t, I shouldn’t sweetheart” got me turning me into the puss in boots pouty eyes gif fr 🥺 • the fucking *nerve* of you to say “you’re too much” after all that?? why don’t you look in the mirror pal!!🪞🫵🏼 This was immaculately done and soooorely needed, esp as someone who struggles with receiving care from others 🙃I’ve tried listening to comfort audios before and they’re usually cheesy, overdone and infantilizing, but your delivery and writing are so authentic (TOO authentic even) and I really appreciate how M comforted F while respecting her and pointed out that she wasn’t weak or lazy for resting or accepting comfort (which I personally needed to hear!). You always do such an amazing job dignifying the listener which I find super important! This was well worth the wait, thanks for all the hard work August! 💌

sarah 💫

“fuck every thought out of your head” 😍

Janina

Edited to add: TW - CSA (I apologise for not doing so sooner) This audio was very beautiful. I really liked how gentle and considerate the speaker was. I found it very comforting and therapeutic. It's really amazing how no matter what "role" you give to the speaker, the listener is always treated right and well and the way I feel a person should be treated. I believe that you must be a very good person, and I think that the fact that this community is so nice is a result of your great personality. I have seen so many comments from people who went through a traumatic experience and found strength in your audios. You really have a gift. Reading these comments makes one sad because it is terrible that so many people suffer, but it has also been empowering for me to read through them and see people being brave enough to share their stories.  It made me realise that you can give strength to people by sharing these stories, so I decided to share mine.  I have been abused as a child (ok, not very brave here, just started crying after that one sentence). It went on for many years. I am not entirely sure when it started, but definitely before the age of seven. I was abused by my grandparents. My grandfather abused me sexually, and my grandmother abused me mentally. I didn't really realise what was happening to me until much, much later. When I was a child I have always believed that there is something very wrong with me. It was a result of how my grandmother has treated me, always commenting on everything I did and every single facial expression I made, making me believe I was simply bad in every possible way. My self-esteem was entirely ruined. I was self conscious about everything. Then there was my grandfather, who seemed like a savior to me at times. He would defend me and try to help me. He was the only one who witnessed my grandmother's treatment firsthand, as she always made sure to do it with no witnesses otherwise. He called her out for it, and I felt like he was the only one who could defend me against her. But when we were alone, he would touch me. He kept telling me that what we were doing was something good granddaughters do, and since I have been constantly told by my grandmother how bad I am, I really wanted to do something to make me "good." Now this part is what made me unable to share this with anyone until very recently—I felt pleasure from it. I really hate that I did, but it's true. There was no penetration. He was very gentle and would mostly "go down on me." This is what made me believe that it was not rape and that I was never a victim, because it felt nice. I think that if it was entirely unpleasant, I would have been able to tell someone much sooner. I was only able to stop the sexual acts when I was around 12 and realised how wrong this was and that I did not want to do this with him. He was mad. Kept asking if my mum told me to stop this. I didn't realise at the time that he was just trying to figure out if I told anyone. I didn't. He kept trying for some time but did not force himself on me. But he would still touch me at places I didn't want to be touched whenever we were alone. He died a few years ago, and my grandmother is at a retirement home. I have been getting better ever since then. I feel comfortable in my own skin now but I still have problems with intimacy. Until this day, I am only comfortable with my mother's touch. I don't let my friends hug me, I can't bring myself to touch someone's hand to comfort them. I don't like to be too close to people. But when I listen to your audios I actually really crave the touch. And it makes me believe that I can heal and be intimate with someone I love if I manage to find one who would treat me right. You made me believe that people like that actually DO exist and I would really like to thank you for it. I really think that you create great examples of what healthy sexuality looks and feels like. It really is like therapy for me.  I initially did not want to add this because I don't want you to feel bad, but I think that since you seem to be very caring, I feel like you probably would want to know - the only audio of yours that had a slightly negative effect on me was the "getting to know your neighbour better" it was implied that "the other girl" was not satisfying because of her inability to express herself, and I couldn't help but see myself as her instead of the intended listener character. It made me feel quite insecure since this is something I am really afraid of given my lack of consensual experience. I just thought that you might want to know so that you could maybe avoid that. But I realise that this is the fault of my imagination, and there are thousands of things that can trigger people, and it is probably not possible to always avoid them, so please feel free to ignore it.

Crowkeeper

also who knew consensual condom talk was that hot???

kornonthycob

i feel like there’s not a lot of breeding kink but soft and nice so this was definitely like a game changer.

kornonthycob

fr almost fell asleep to the making out bc my dumbass listens to asmr mouth sounds to actually sleep 💀

kornonthycob

THE LONG MAKEOUT WAS DEADASS THE BEST THING YOUVE EVER DONE

kornonthycob

Shot straight through the heart 💖🔫

phonons

You get me Ruth! 🤝

DivineFeminine

IM GONNA PEE THIS IS SO FUNNY

em

okAaaaaay new fave audio unlocked thank u i have now passed away 💖

catherine

the longer makeout portion really does something for me and its so simple. i cant even begin to describe how much I loved it

Vee

oh goodness

soph

Love your language! 100% agree!

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm so glad you were able to find your way out of that relationship, even though it was difficult ❤️ And I'm so glad August's audios could help you with that! That's so awesome! They've definitely helped me clarify/affirm what I want in a relationship 🙌

Ruth Hope 🩷

I have followed you on Reddit since the release of the “Don’t call me Daddy» audio, and this is my first time in 1 and a half year I listen to your audios while being single. Now that is an experience I haven’t had in a while. Late February I broke up with my longer term partner who I rented with. It was not a good or healthy relationship and I finally got out. I’m not saying this for pity, my point is that your audios, has somehow helped me. Your audios gave me the appreciation and reassurance I was lacking in my own relationship. In fact I was having more enjoyment with myself listening to you audios than whatever me and my boyfriend had in bed. The characters in your audios truly portrayed everything I wanted but didn’t have, it took me a long time to realize that.. Your audios had me realize I’m not truly happy in my relationship. While I like to separate you August from the characters you portray, you really have a way with words. Your writing, how you build these characters, how they can feel so different from each other. I love that. It almost gives me the feel of dating different people without the terrible sides of dating. Not to mention that good mix of things you have, and this audio right here? It’s so sweet and loving. It’s everything I needed.

Gremlin Mona

Oh my god, this is one of my favorites. This hit all the right spots. Literally. 😍

Shannon Healey

So I need you to know that when you said “beckon” I felt it. I fucking felt it. Okay thanks!

yalcompowder

YES THIS IS THE PERFECT COMMENT STOP IT😭

C

Rip to sis and her comrade

C

I’ll be sending August my therapy bill

Jillian

Agh, yes! Blushing at the notifs is inevitable

C

AAAAAAAAAAAH, right?

C

Jesus Christ wtf did I just listened to. I’ve been bewitched once again with all these pretty words omg I’m blushing just thinking about them again. Love your work til the end of my days, August<3

C

This is so cute. It reminds me of my fiance. I unfortunately told him this and he was like "Yeah, yanno, I'm a real-life fantasy sooooo you're welcome"

Rya Li

The build up in this is sooo good . It starts off in a relaxed and vulnerable state but you can hear the shift where the speaker’s tone is titillating the listener’s mind. While this audio isn’t as heavy as the shower friend audio, they’re both handled with such a delicate touch. The thoughtful pacing and the Speaker’s consistent check-ins imbues even the smallest moments with immense tenderness. I loved that even as the listener leans in and lets herself go, you can hear the speaker relish every moment while still remaining SO attentive. Favorite moments have to be the part where she watches him & the thought of him devouring her neckkk 😮‍💨

DivineFeminine

literally said “WOAHHHH” out loud

ari

Lol I also thought the same! Missed opportunity to get M naked sooner

phonons

He is risen 🍆

Hexa

Hahaha yay! ☺️

Ruth Hope 🩷

@Riri everything sounds better in French 😮‍💨

Ruth Hope 🩷

Congratulations! Maybe you guys can listen to the audios together, though 👀

Ruth Hope 🩷

I always forget to mention that I enjoy the panic so much every time speaker asks, “What did you say?” Because I literally don’t know but I feel compelled to know and also knowing he’s in disbelief or too distracted to have really heard the listener because he’s *in* it is that much hotter. But also my panic 🫨 makes my heart race and it’s fun 😅

Thelnie

Me being jet lagged and that 3 sec sleep audio at the end immediately working.

Thelnie

They get away with so much!! Curse that voice and tone and everything else that comes with it 😩

Thelnie

Thank you sweetheart!

izzie

This audio is more than my fantasy... jaw-dropping. Every element in the scene is the good old fantasy I have dreamed of since puberty. More than amazing, more than transcendent, more than fucking something. Applause and gratitude for you, August!

glasses_lipsticks

@phonons i love YOUR comments 🫵🏽

ari

Hope the days get a whole lot kinder and easier on you soon, izzie!

malika🌼

I’m big on that and I didn’t even notice 😅 proves what any August character can get away with tbh

Gabby

😭😭😭

kenna

In all seriousness, I've been feeling really defeated lately with one adult thing after another being thrown my way. This audio is a well needed comfort. Thank you for all the work you put in August, know that it's always appreciated ❤️

izzie

the speaker's nut in this audio is one for the history books fr

sonicbloom

Thought my vagina was broken, but now it's fixed. Thanks, August 🔧💦

Brazen Hussy

This is gonna ruin how I re-listen to this this because Carmy is my boo fr.

Tori Burges

This was fucking Christmas morning for me good lord

ChocolateMama

I was super excited about this one bc I can relate to listener but this truly exceeded all expectations

mags

This audio is giving similar vibes to the shower one, but fluffier like you said. The listener doesn't feel as angsty as the speaker from Shower audio. Also...it's been raining like mad where I'm at, so a "staying in" audio is really fitting.

daahling

I've been watching a lot of The Bear, so I got primed. Also been v tired so not the most with it. August: "You wanna feel it? That bear cock against you?.... fucking hard bear cock against you huh?" Me: "🐻...that's new, August 👀" (*20 mins later*) Me: "OHHHhhh...bARE...🙈"

Agatha Li

But sooooooooo lovely 🫠🥰

Sjöfn

saying sweetheart that many times is illegal in 49 states

Lizzy 💃🏻

You never fail to make the listener feel special 🥲 and once again I appreciate how the relationship between your characters is always healthy, which shows that you can say a lot of filthy things but in a "respectful way" without ever playing the toxic type. And you never fail to show genuineness and concern for the listener, no wonder most of your audios always have that soothing and comforting vibe.

Riri

Hahaha

Ruth Hope 🩷

I haven't listened yet but I'm so so excited for it. It'll probably give me butterflies 😂

Queenie

passing away now tysm

chloe

the “i’m right here”s at the end :’)

chloe

This was so sweet. This slow paced month was a gift ☺️

Thelnie

😨 my face when he wears his outside clothes and climbs into her bed.

Thelnie

@Grace Keeping a straight face while listening to him... It seems... Impossible

Riri

I’m on a trip right now with a friend and even though I’m having the time of my life I can’t wait to get home so I can listen to this 😭😭😭

roxyyy

I have no words

Violet 💜

Oh wow

Violet 💜

I NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS SO BADLY but I’m staying over with friends😭 I’m looking like that SpongeBob “I need it” meme atm

C

This is a great idea omg

C

Gotta say hearing someone say those words at the beginning had me a little teary oof. This is why my favourite audios are generally genre ones cos I like the escapism of it, I'm usually playing a character rather than myself but with this one it was definitely harder to keep that distance. That said it was still (as usual) so fucking good, the right balance of sweet and hot, exactly how I'd want an irl interaction like this to go. Nailed it.

vetch

I'm so excited for this I know I'm gonna love it

Violet 💜

jesse shows up in my head everytime he posts. bangers. all of them. no misses.

Yanna

this is hitting so differently im actually sksbsdaiabaksndkrnf it’s like hs friend and stranger and maybe nerdy guy with praises on steroids??? im 🥹🫠 not me developing a crush on mr third date i-

Yanna

thank you for all the greetings!! 💕 and thank you for this audio because holy shit????

Yanna

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWIN

Yanna

Damn that's awesome! Good luck!

Ruth Hope 🩷

"respectful yet feral" 👏👏👏

Ruth Hope 🩷

😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Ditto × ∞ !!

Ruth Hope 🩷

Truly we are eating good in the neighborhood. TBH this hit SO hard, I had a relationship that went a bit rocky because I was working so hard I would fall asleep too fast whenever I came over. But now I have partners who think nap dates are wonderful! Also, like, shoutout to the burnt out girlies! Productivity under capitalism is not our only source of self-worth! I’m a creative so my sense of worth is SO tied to a constant stream of output but I’ve had to really fight that instinct because of serious burn out. And realizing that feeding that creative spring inside by just being and living is just as much a part of the process as the making has been radically life-changing. So I hope anyone listening gets the rest they need and will give themselves the grace they deserve.

mercuryandthecomets

he has risen

spoon 🪐

So August just gave me a cute date idea. Duly noted. The beginning made me feel so safe. I really felt sooo comforted and made me actually feel the exhaustion of the entire week. It really made me feel better letting all that exhaustion go. The way he understood me and how he offered space but ofc no, thank you. The whole beginning scene was a safe haven. It is so needed. I NEEDED IT. The long kiss session was so needed. The kiss scenes on August’s audio always feel so short to me like no come back here. That’s nowhere near enough. The moans, the pet names, to soft spoken tone please August I didn’t just melt, I freaking evaporated. It was sooo hot but at the same time, comforting. I am now enlightened of a new way to recharge my battery. A more efficient way it seems. Thank you for the scrumptious audio as always ❤️

H.

@sarah I mean… it’s a win win in my book

Dafina

this might be my last audio cause me and my crush got together after 6 months 🙏

will

and and and here i thought this was a classy party❗️

kb

thank you 🖤🖤

peach

13:14 legit made me go “what do you mean ‘no’???”

Gabby

The beginning gave me the therapy I didn’t know I needed. My eyes and thighs are equally wet.

Gabby

😭😭

kenna

“pretty girl moans” (jesse pinkman voice) HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT 😭😭

kenna

gahahsgdhahahahaha

ky 💌❣️✨

The opening sound was so realistic I got scared bc I thought someone entered my home 😭😭😭

GoddessSaeida

aggsbshja the sweethearts are my fave

chai

the moans at 30:26 I MEAN 🫦 so pretty and unhinged and just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

Conni

The way I would aggressively listen to an audio of August just saying any and all the pet names (bonus degrading names). Sweetheart alone makes me 🫠

Samaru

This is first thing I’ve listened to since the new Beyoncé album. (any hive in the hbc?? 👀✨)

mxjxllyfish

[🥄fucking] I’d like to thank not only god but also jesus.

mxjxllyfish

i know his microphone is DRENCHED 🤰

Milan Black

This was soooo comforting and sooooo needed 😭 I’ve been sleeping like a baby with how tired I’ve been, this audio came out at the perfect time. I love this speaker and his respectful yet feral ways hehehe

rae

Mr. Third Date Speaker’s nice lil check-ins are really what made this divine. That stacked right up next to the breeding toy bit: equal parts thoughtful and filthy. Magical combo

twillow43

@phonons “You’re really pretty” actually made me pause the audio I was just staring up at my ceiling like okay cool this is how I go. Nice.

sarah 💫

oh my god…i…this is my new favourite audio…im so…wow?? The part where speaker is touching himself is actually so Whoa™ i said “oh my god” really quietly to myself and the voice quiver at one point holy shit!! I love when speaker sounds like they’re really enjoying themself it just adds so much (hopefully in the future there will be more audios where speaker finishes multiple times 🤞🏼hehe) and the check ins are also so sexy and like…damn phenomenal titplay too?? At the end of the day im also grateful youve put me on the outercourse bandwagon too LOL legitimately tho thank you so much!! Im relaxed and giddy at the same time how is that even possible ☺️😵‍💫

Jada M

“just makes me wan to bury my face into your neck” AND THE NEED IN HIS VOICE SENT NE

em

A single tear rolling down my shin

Koko

“No sweetheart I shouldn’t” ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Jillian

kicking my legs

eden

This is my new favorite audio rn

Sunny

Screaming in my pillow rn. This was so so so perfect. How are you even real? 🥺

alinches

AUGUST !!!!!! this was incredible ❤️‍🔥😺

autumn ☀️

NOOOOOOO AHAHHAHAHA

samrassic park

I’m high and this is taking me OUT right now

samrassic park

August, what the hell? This is literally the greatest pornography artifact of all time.

K

LOL goodluck 🍀

Grace

@Riri I’d say the strength it took to keep a straight face while listening was far greater than what would’ve been required to make myself wait till I was alone 😅

Grace

Welcome all to the Pillow Princess Party. 🎉 ✨

Fluffy

thank you ruth someone's gotta do it!!

ky 💌❣️✨

Got the notification while flying (am a flight attendant). Immediate blush at the tags and then gazed out the window entirely too long imagining the scenario.

twillow43

Snickety Sneem, I'm stealing this meme

Megadon

Cackling at this, perfection

Megadon

The way this notification made me contemplate leaving the bruins v caps game… 🫡🙃

Eva

Same on the check-ins!

MsMagey

listened to ur audios as i studied for my physics midterm and passed with an A :) will be listening to this as i study for my calc midterm that’s on tuesday for good luck LMFAO thank you for ur service 🤍

peach

I need a solid 14 days to recover from this. Sometimes a VA drops an audio and you think ‘how did they know?’ I needed this in so many ways, thank you. And can I formally ask for you to always call us ‘Sweetheart’? Please 🥹

Sjöfn

the sfx was SO crazy how does august keep out doing himself wtf

grace

Murray Bartlett take my return ticket and throw it overboard because I am never leaving ☠️

Tree0016

27:22 IM TURNING INTO THE JOKER

grace

omfg best notification ever to receive after getting home from work. these tags… If y’all need me I’ll be digging my grave

kenna

That was scrumptious, we eat in’ good tonight, bois. Thank you, Daddy ❤️

Jenerosity

@Ruth Je plussoie 😌 (that means I agree with what you said)

Riri

i'm already on the third listen, oh i'm ruined. also listening while playing the new princess peach game has proven to heighten my focus apparently

Ariel ✰¨̮

August with us be like: https://shorturl.at/ehxH4

Dafina

“just relax” bro i flatlined

shortstacknutsack

Lol I meant a new bar for men. My brain short circuited after "you're really pretty" (it was more the way he said it) and I forgot to type part of my comment

phonons

i’ve been so unmotivated and tired recently so this has kind of been everything i needed. i love hot and heavy august, but i am in love with soft and caring august. “It’s okay to take the time you need. Like almost everything can wait until you’re ready for it.” i think this is something everyone going through the same as me needs to hear. even if it is in the context of nsfw asmr hahahaha. love the audio august, this is definitely going to be a frequent re-listen :))

amira malak

No fr I feel like one of those leash kids with a giraffe backpack, let me GO

Sydney 🤍

of course this drops on my first day of ovulation. my puss is gonna have to be brave for the both of us 🫡🫡

Jere

happy birthday!!

amira malak

happy birthday :))

amira malak

I'm sending you the hospital bill. I'm wrecked. 🫠 Ooof condom play to breeding anyways is the fucking way to just erase all my thoughts.

MrsSnugglePuss

Same!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheyenne Dziadosz

oooh such a good one, thanks August 🫶🏼 part of it reminded me of a scene that I really like from a fantasy book 🤭

sil

*waves from the shore of August Island like this is the White Lotus Season 1* Welcome! (Here we all die AND get more alive with every drop haha) 🪷🪦

Ruth Hope 🩷

Who needs strength when we've got his arms wrapped around us 🙃

Ruth Hope 🩷

We're not his strongest soldiers 😔

Riri

It was too tempting to use haha 🫣

Riri

@Ruth if by “made it through” you mean I’m barely hanging on then yes I did make it through 🥲🤕

sarah 💫

We are all sophisticates 🍷❤️☺️

Ruth Hope 🩷

🫡🫡🫡

Ruth Hope 🩷

I was right to be impatient. This is amazing 🫠🫠🫠

Heather

Shuddering breath at 15:43 has me wrecked! 🤤

Foxyroxyboxy

#AugustForPresidentOfSomething

Ruth Hope 🩷

The bandaged head made me think you hit your head on the shower door or something on the way out 😂 You okay?

Ruth Hope 🩷

I'm dying, ky 😂😭

Ruth Hope 🩷

Lmaoo 🤣

Ruth Hope 🩷

Happy birthday! 🎂🎈

Ruth Hope 🩷

Happy birthday! 🎂🎈

Ruth Hope 🩷

🥄🥄🥄🥄

Ruth Hope 🩷

😂

Ruth Hope 🩷

DUDE I KNOW I LITERALLY DID A STOP DROP AND ROLL ON THAT ONE

Ruth Hope 🩷

But like a dachshund with barely any scruff and lil legs that go goat hop mode 🥺

Ruth Hope 🩷

Sarah I see you made it through. Praise be 🫂

Ruth Hope 🩷

Duuude yes re check ins!! So fucking hot! Not sad at all—totally amazing!

Ruth Hope 🩷

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Thank you August!!!!

Cheyenne Dziadosz

SARAH. 🫵🏼☹️ THERE SHE IS, OFFICER

ky 💌❣️✨

MKFSJSK SARAHHH

ari

this did things to me beyond anything I could’ve expected 🤯😨☠️☠️ it cured my acne, my stress and that pain I had in my shoulder. Also, I think “check ins” just became a kink for me (idk if that’s just sad or amazing) And at the risk of sounding like a broken record, seriously how are you so ducking good at this August 😫😫😫 it’s like you can read women’s minds and then understand everything you’ve seen and make THIS. Protect this man at all costs please 🙏🏻

Conni

we might need a petition bc HE CAN’T GET AWAY WITH THIS.

Lizzy 💃🏻

😭😭

Isabella P

damn i just know this is going to be my new fav

Isabella P

SARAH, I'M CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣

Lambda Sitta

As if that wouldn’t have wrecked us too, he’s ruthless

sheshe

ground yourself bc it’s ridiculous. maybe lay IN grass as you listen

Lizzy 💃🏻

oh

Sydni

I asked Lizzy if we can get matching straight jackets and she said yes, please join us

sheshe

Sarah, if he gets any sweeter i’m going to have to go to the dentist. but fr I’m not well, i really wish spies had won😭

Lizzy 💃🏻

Happy Birthday!

anodaw89

Ari ajaHAHAH “look at those pretty eyes looking up at me” but it’s willem defoe 😍

sarah 💫

I’m so sorry rose but respectfully, you should be 🫂 It’s insane 😵‍💫

sarah 💫

I’m actually afraid to listen to this. Christ alive.

Rose S.

@sheshe I’M not crying YOU’RE crying 🫵🏼 (we’re all crying)

sarah 💫

just reading the title had me like 🤭

Angie

I am unwell

sheshe

Lizzy if *this* is what a third date audio is like, I can’t even imagine Actual BFE I would need to call the paramedics in advance 🚑🚨

sarah 💫

Thanks everyone! 💛

Veen

I was only listening but I still have sex hair?

sheshe

Don’t give him more ideas to ruin us 😭

Dafina

Welcome aboard!!! 🫡❤️

sarah 💫

we are literally all going cuckoo crazy banana pants all together and that’s a beautiful thing 🥹💕🤝🏼😵‍💫

sarah 💫

😍 this one’s staying on repeat

lauren

@ky I’m not even mad about it 😭

Dafina

i need to be chained to a radiator before i go werewolf mode

ky 💌❣️✨

KY I literally thought "oh, I'm about to have to write ky's epitaph oh boy" 🪦❤️

Ruth Hope 🩷

“What’s your audio of choice?” Praise-heavy Softdom … with breeding in it 🥃

Cake

this was A LOT. so sweet and caring, i’m gonna need time to process. i definitely loved it but it also was designed to hit heavy and that is of course on me to deal with. you did a great job as always, August. your sweet talking is so next level i’ve still got butterflies. ❤️

Lizzy 💃🏻

Somebody grab the back of my neck like I’m a dog about to lunge for some meat

Dafina

i can't. i can't

ky 💌❣️✨

you’re so good at this omgsfhsysusjsbsj🥲

jasmine🌻

Samaru

Pretty girl moans is going in the history books

Naomi Corporan

The soft dom, praise, hugging sex. YOURE TRYING TO KILL ME 😫😫😫

morve

Happy birthday!!! 🥳🎉

Agatha Li

Eeeeee *kicking legs under the covers* Thank you for this audio☺️🫠🥵

JanuaryEmbers1313

Speaker : "I shouldn't come inside you. What if I get you pregnant." *Spoiler* what happened to the listener after : https://shorturl.at/elnIM

Riri

😭😭😭

ari

what’s this finna play? WOOOOOW

akiscigarett

Buckle up buckaroo there's a saxophone coming for you 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷

Ruth Hope 🩷

AUGUST I AM NOT OKAY AFTER THIS (feel free to scoop me up from the floor with a spoon)

guilty_ofloey

Ruth, I can't tell if you're malfunctioning, or if this is another solo poetry slam session. Either way, I'm here for jazzy Ruth

Lambda Sitta

YESSS JUST IN TIME FOR ME TO GET OFF WORK THEN GET MYSELF OFF WHEN IM HOME 😍😮‍💨

Purplepumpkin

im not even done listening and im about to throw my phone rn i swear ta god

ky 💌❣️✨

this is actually prob my new favorite considering it’s so relatable to me. ALSO BREEDING IN THE SAME ONE AGH. just everything about this audio really makes my tummy go crazy

amy

ohhh my godd. i need an hour long kissing audio 😩

Reekah

@ky i’m not feeling very strong rn and i don’t like it

Lizzy 💃🏻

doctor: you only have 33:48 mins before you die, what will you do? 🫣

amy

OH THIS PART HAD ME WEAK

Jaz

I feel this sm 😂

Grace

he's gaslighting us rn these two are in lurve

ky 💌❣️✨

I'd say this one deserves a standing ovation but I don't think I'm capable of standing after listening to it 👏👏👏

Ruth

HOLY FUCK THIS WAS SO HOT! the concern for her, the conversation, the kissing, the touching, the name calling, the dirty talk is NEXT LEVEL HERE!! The SOFTNESS of it all!!! You've turned me into a giant puddle once again. Nobody else can do it like you August. Nobody. 1000000000/10

Naomi Corporan

I'm right here. No I'm not. I'm... What. What am I? Am I? Oh my God, August. That was glorious. I can't think of a better word. Glorious glorious glorious. Maybe enrapturing. Definitely enrapturing. I'm so... I'm emo because Aunt Flo is in town... I'm alone, traveling solo, and a little lonely, too... And tonight you made me feel more emo, but the good kind, and less lonely, and... Goddammit, man. Angels are grateful for you! That's all I have for now. (I feel like I'm still waking up from a beautiful dream, still hoping if I stay completely still, the unconsciousness will slink back to me and pull me in... I guess I need to listen again haha). 10/10 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Ruth Hope 🩷

happy birthday yanna!!

ari

welcome!!

ari

"I like kissing you" jandjsjakakb the softness throughout is so so nice but that line right there!!!!! August!!!! This is definitely an instant fav, 10/10 no notes.

Pomme

Wow this is the MOST perfect timing I just woke up from an afternoon nap 😄

Jillian

“WE’RE NOT MADE TO BE PRODUCTIVE ALL THE TIME” Jeezus say it loud for the people in the back. THANK YOU!! This is such a hard lesson to learn but such an important reminder to all of us, thank you for saying that.

Zzzphoria

💀💀

Lizzy 💃🏻

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!

amy

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY

amy

I’m wheezing

Dafina

Lmao Ari I love your comments

phonons

OOF THE FUCKING TITLE IS KILLING ME

Dafina

the way this week was genuinely so rough and i’m feeling exactly like the listener 😵‍💫😵‍💫 thank you august 🫶🏼

Sade

Omgomgomg I hate that I have to wait to listen to this.

Heather

Also, like the TAGS HELLO???

Jinxdancer

soft mdom tag is like one of my major food groups, I cannot live without it, thank u so much august for keeping me alive

electra

Not even done but I already know this is gonna be up there with my all time favorites. The earnestness of the speaker character just being so happy to spend time with the listener 😩

Jinxdancer

🥰

一具尸体

Okay yeah so I’ve already had to pause twice bc this is hitting entirely too close to home (why did “I’m not mad” make me???? 🥲🥴) for my fellow peeps with emotional intimacy defenses…..buckle up! 🙃💺

sarah 💫

I had to google this, Ari, and I think it encapsulates y'all's reactions perfectly

Lambda Sitta

happy birthday veen!!

ari

like Sarah says we are his strongest soldiers 🫡

Lizzy 💃🏻

LMFAO

Jaz

😭 you're making sexc bed audios faster than the stock image industry can keep up w demand

ky 💌❣️✨

woo hoo! happy birthday!🎉

Lizzy 💃🏻

alskdjfhddhdjs

ky 💌❣️✨

Happy birthday fellow Aries 🥳

Lizzy 💃🏻

willem dafoe looking up gif

ari

the shudder at 15:44 is about to make me throw up on my knees

wiggie

the comments are the only reason I know I'm not insane

electra

He is risen indeed

Becca

I always feel like I’m so weird simping after August’s posts, but then I come to the comments and realize we’re all here for the same reason and we all have great taste 🥹🫶🏼

Paige

Happy birthday, Yanna!!!!

August Winter

Happy birthday, Veen!!!!

August Winter

im literally going snug bug mode rn

ky 💌❣️✨

I literally had to check if I’d used this one before

August Winter

Happy birthday babes💕

Adaora

HBD 🎁 💕

Adaora

Was up dancing to Beyoncé all weekend now I get to relax with this. I just love my life 😌💕

Adaora

KY SAME I’m literally buried under a pile of blankets snug as a bug rn, talk about getting into character 🛌☔️

sarah 💫

WHOO happy cake day yanna! 🎂🥳

sarah 💫

Welcome welcome 🤗 I don’t remember every “In” but I think that he’s gotten to almost all of them! This man is goooood

Grace

“how are you?” i’ve fucking HAD IT

wiggie

omg happy bday veen!! 🎂💕

sarah 💫

I wanted to wait before listening to it but it only lasted a few seconds before I broke down 😔

Riri

“You’re having one of those weeks where everything feels so tiring—“ SAY NO MORE✋🏼🛑 (or actually, keep talking). This literally couldn’t have come at a better time, HAPPY SATURDAY TO ME AND MY FELLOW WINTER SOLDIERS ❄️🫡

sarah 💫

Happy early birthday!

Grace

WINTER MAN 💀💀

Grace

Happy birthday 🎉

Grace

Oooh my first audio drop as a new Patreon member 🫶🏽 I just listened to the in/out audio where August says outercourse is IN haha the man delivers.

Tree0016

happiest of birthdays!!

wiggie

Happy birthday!

phonons

Happy birthday!

phonons

Happy birthday to you!!! 🥳

Jaz

I'm only 7 minutes in but a new bar has been set. Omg my heart 💞

phonons

Thanks, Lambda!

Veen

ahh gotta save it for tmrw tho I already know it’s gonna be awesome as always 😭 thank u vm xx

emilia

KY 😭🤣

Lambda Sitta

omg melting at the tags can’t wait to actually listen 🫠😭🤍

catherine

Happy birthday!

Lambda Sitta

Wow you made this for me thank you

Ella

cant wait to listen!!! i freed up my weekend for this 3 mins in and im 🥺 where is the dang repeat button

pretzelpatrons

oh my 🤭

maddie

Happy day of cake🫶🏽🫶🏽

Maia

I ran out the shower when I heard the notification 🤕

Jaz

are you running out of shadowy bed stock images haha

ky 💌❣️✨

Did I read "praise-heavy"? Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure, my timezone makes this come out on Easter Sunday so happy fucking Easter to me!!

Yna.

this looks super dangerous. flirting with BFE, Winter man.

Lizzy 💃🏻

The way I screamed at the description alone 🫣

daniesdownfall

Not me wanting to leave my own birthday party so I can listen to this. 😩

Veen

My apologies to everyone and their eardrums who were in my vicinity…

Maia

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Becca

WOOOOO

amy

ON MY CAKEDAYYYYY (31ST) THANK YOUUUUU

Yanna

LFG!!!

wiggie

it's like you knew it'd be rainy today!!!!!!!!! 😭

ky 💌❣️✨

YES

Chloe

I literally haven't left bed all day because i was too tired, this is Perfect

Pomme

i screamed when i saw the notification

Alexis Quick

Literally yes

Ruth Hope 🩷

Something to look forward to tonight❤️🙏

H.

Yesssss!

L89