November Short Story Reward! (1500-2000 Words)

Tony Stark- Wade Wilson 

“Oh my Bea Arthur it's cute.”

Tony puffed up, looking down at himself and trying to salvage his pride. “It's not cute. No guy wants to be cute. It's the angle...and the bush. The bush makes it look smaller.”

“Hey buddy welcome to the grower not a shower club. Card carrying member since 1984.” Wade grinned behind the mask and rubbed his hand up along the cock, managing to wink even through the lycra. “Just remember, it's totally the size that counts. People lie and say it doesn't matter but thats only if they really like you.”

“Awww. You don't like me Wade?” Tony fake punched his arm, but the red clad anti-hero caught his fist.   
 
“I like you. I like you a lot. Which is why I didn't lie.” He lifted his mask just a bit, showing off the torn and scarred lip, then tugging it back down. “You uh...you gonna be okay with this?”

“I told you I'm fine. You act like I don't have a giant hunk of metal in my chest or anything.” Tony lifted the hem up cautiously, watching the scar tissue change formation with a sense of wonder. What he'd give to study this. The kind of technological advancements they could make from Wade's biology... well he wasn't a medical researcher but there had to bee something there worth looking at. Still, now wasn't the time. Maybe never given what all he'd been through. 

Right now they were banged up, bruised, dirty and slightly drunk. And Tony wanted to feel someones body comforting his own for a while. Wade was always a 100% willing cuddle buddy. It helped to have someone who knew how to handle a PTSD survivor gently too. Plus he was willing to do it all for a make out session and a peek at the famous Stark sausage.   
 
Tony wasn't shy. He'd done worse for less. On a cold night in New York, Wade was a fireplace and hot coco. He pushed his lips up against the mans, enjoying the new texture and sudden grip of fingers along his ass. “Not used to being the one getting groped.” he teased and saw Wade's eyes flicker with doubt.

“Sorry. I uh...shoulda asked...”

“Hey hey hey.” Tony took his hands and put one solidly on either cheek.

“Come on there. Get your fingers in nice and deep.” He grinned, showing off his perfectly white teeth in the most charmingly lopsided grin he'd ever given.

“Don't tempt me. I gotta fist and I know how to use it.” He let himself dig in and sighed like he was on cloud nine. “Tushy tushy.”

Tony couldn't help a breathy laugh as he started kissing Wade's shoulder line, enjoying the deep content of being embraced. He was a hugger, so sue him. He'd always given Thor credit for some of the best bare hugs, bar none. And for that soft, gentle hold, Pepper and Rhodney were tied. But Wade's was right there in the middle between cuddly and appreciative. So what the hell, he sunk into it and let the merc's hands wander him.   
 
“So...how many times did you almost die today?”

Tony growled. “Right now? Really?”

“Yeup. I know you're not gonna go anywhere while I'm massaging your glutes.” he squeezed just firm enough to enforce his hold. “Lets discuss this.”

Tony burrowed his head into the mans chest. “Or we could go to my bedroom and I could let you see some of my modified toys.” he teased, whispering in the mans ear. “I've got dildos with an RMP that could make a heliocopter cry.”

Wade made a sound like a puppy left out in the cold, but clung to his resolve. “Nope. Nada. You were supposed to wait for back up. Steve said so...”

“Hey how did you...?” Tony glared at him. “That was supposed to be a closed line!”
 
“I worry!” He insisted and picked up Tony with hardly any effort. He stuck out his lower lip and pouted, sniffling loudly. “Come on now. Why didn't you wait?”

Tony sighed. “Because I could see the bombs planted in the entryways and I knew if someone didn't get in there fast, they were gonna set them off the moment SHIELD sent us in. I had the suit. I was totally protected...”

“Which is why you ended up under a ton of rubble.” Wade sighed. “Come on man. Take it from someone functionally immortal. You're not.”

“If I wanted to be read the riot act I coulda stayed at headquarters...or with Pepper.”

“I'm not trying to cramp your style. I just want you to keep that pretty face. And butt. And cock. And like...well pretty much everything.” Wade kissed him again, cupping the mans ass cheeks and spreading his thighs so Tony was made to straddle him. “I can feel your lil Iron Man.” he giggled happily and Tony heaved a beleaguered sigh.   
 
“Hokay. Alright. I'm sorry and I will totally trust my teammates next time despite the fact that I was in the right and kept them from getting YEOWCH!” Tonyjumped as Wade's hand landed on his backside, the pop resounding in the corridor. “What the fuck was that for huh?” 

“Being a naughty smart ass. No stealing my job.” Wade smacked his ass again, harder this time, and got a sense of pleasure from watching the man hiss and tremble in his grip. “Oh. So you like that huh?”

“Think this is the first time I've been spanked?” Tony bit his bottom lip, eyes closed when Wade let his hand come down once more, leaving a pink imprint in the mans behind. He shuddered in and kissed Wade's earlobe, breathing shakily. “You uh...wanna do this right we can go sit on the couch...bend me over your knee.”

“Ouhhhh you are so in trouble.” Wade lifted him up easily and walked out to the living room. The nice part about being in the tower was knowing Jarvis would give them a heads up if anybody was headed in so they could duck and cover. Wade was sort of an unofficial friend of the Avengers, but this wasn't exactly the situation they wanted somebody else walking in on. He sat down and spread his legs, letting Tony drape himself over his lap and get his legs spread wide. Wade sighed at the beautiful backside. Whatever he did to deserve this, it had to be in another life cause he hadn't done shit in this one to deserve such glory! “Got any safewords I should know about?”

“How bout uncle Wade?”

“Nope not a safeword.” He chuckled and gave another smack, watching Tony's mouth fall open in a delighted smile. “Try again.”

“Umph! Okay. Marmalade?” 

“There we go.” He hit the ass again and watched the jiggling flesh ripple over his body.   
 
Tony's eyelashes fluttered and he sank into the sensation, lifting his ass up to provide a better target. “Uhhhmhmh! More please!”

“You know this is supposed to be punishment.” Wade reminded him and brought his hand down harder, watching the man jerk forward with a sharp yelp. 

“I've been a very bad super hero.” Tony gasped and rolled his hips back, accepting the blows across his back end. He rubbed forward, his cock starting to graze against Wade's spandex pants. Ouh he was probably gonna regret rubbing off on them later, but for now the friction would have to do. “Whuh... Wade. Come on. Again?”

“You want another?” he raised his hand and Tony nodded excitedly. “Okay. Then say something not full of sarcasm and denial.”

“...I should have talked to my teammates and let them know what I saw?”

“OK.” Wade let it fall and heard a whine from Tony's lip. He lifted one knee and let his thigh brush the underside of Tony's vulnerable cock. “Come on. Give me more.”

“I'll make safety a bigger pri-ORITY!” He'd forgotten how hard an enhanced person had land a blow. That one shook his hips so hard it was almost at the line between fun spanks and punishment spanks. “Holy shit, Wade. Please...come on...”

“One more.” Wade said, holding himself back for a moment longer.

“I'll try harder!”

“Lets try this...” Wade rubbed his fingers down and gripped the mans balls, fondling them in their sac as Tony whined happily. “I won't try to play the martyr when I have perfectly good people to back me up so we all get out alive.”

“YES! Yeah! That! Whatever you said! That!” Tony nodded hurriedly and sunk down as Wade's hand began to strike him again and again, delivering blows right across his backside as the wind got knocked out of him. He adored the sense of being disciplined, his body clenching with each hit. He looked up into Wade's eyes and pleaded wordlessly.
 
“I wanna hear it, Tony. Come on. You say it and we'll go get in bed and watch Real Housewives reruns till the sun comes up.” Wade promised him and waited for the answer, ticking off the seconds byt making Tony's bubble butt turn red. 

“I'll try!” Tony gasped as he began to hit his limit. “I'll try! I will!”

“Okay. That'll do for now.”