Page Commentary No. 322

Gunwild: Yeah I may have spilled some stuff as a kid tryin' to lasso the cereal off of the top of the fridge, what about it? 

Psu: I never learned how to tie knots, maybe I should've have asked a cool cowboy for some help with that. Then again the closest thing to a cool cowboy I had was my 12th grade science teacher. But he wasn't telling us about knots, unless you were like... talking about chemical bonds.

Gunwild: Someone in the comments drew green horns on Ashley after this for fun. ALSO, they kind of used this joke later with their sweet little girl alien character in an episode of Star Trek: Prodigy! But it's a rather obvious joke to make if you've got a character with horns or hornlike protrusions, so I doubt they stole it.

Psu: I admit, Gunwild took the lead on this one. He has an eye for Ashley jokes that fit into different situations. I think my main contribution is the mug that says mug. I think I have more Ashley's mom's sense of humor.

Gunwild: Someday we'll get you to design the SHIRT shirt for our Cassiopeia store. It would also be a good reminder for those of us who get paralyzed think about our outfits. "Ah, at least I know what this is! And nobody else will be confused, either!"

Psu: There's this whole school of graphic design that... and my old graphic design professor would be upset that I forgot the name of it... just designed food packaging as plain and neutral as possible thanks to a certain law about advertising food and stuff. But then artists being artists found ways to make the letters and designs look beautiful just using the font and a simple color.... I digress. This is a pretty cute page and I totally forgot about the cocodemons cereal. We're not gonna get in trouble for that are we?

Gunwild: It falls clearly under parody! In fact, if a lawyer asks, everything we do is parody! As evidence, I submit that the "greenhorns" joke is hilarious enough for a major streaming service!

Psu: Speaking of reusing our jokes for future stuff, think we can come up with some practical way the kiddos could use lassos?

Gunwild: We could. It's not as high-tech as Cassiopeia's magnetic harpoon, but it'll work! Besides, we could just say it's made out of unbreakable carbon filaments or something. An unbreakable lasso is superhero-class tech!

Psu: Ain't that the truth.

Gunwild: Ayy.