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Added 2022-09-18 03:18:29 +0000 UTC

EVIDENCE OF DECRIMINALIZED DENSITY MANIPULATION DRUG MARKET

PRIMARY SOURCE DOCUMENT FOLLOWS

Barsoom is a dying world... in that everyone's DYING to leave it and see the galaxy! But when most intelligent beings function under such repressively high gravity compared to the average Martian, your travel options can be limited.

That's where Zalda of Zodanga's patented DENSI-TONIC comes to your rescue! You might have heard about it from a co-worker, friend or clan-mate, or perhaps cursed by the dying breath of a fool who sorely REGRETTED not taking advantage!

AVOID such a fate!

We are permitted to advertise that certain good parts of what you have heard were TRUE! Now even a Martian without fabulous wealth* can afford a medicine that lets them endure so-called "standard gravity!" Can you do any less for your family?!

Where older methods for reinforcing bones and organs against gravitational stress involved invasive surgeries and crude cybernetics, densi-tonic works on the cellular level, using scientific adjustments that leading physicians are calling 'LEGAL!'

But the benefits of densification are more than just freedom. For Green Martians, high doses bring the common five-meter height (a liability in the dwellings and structures of most galactic species) down to a more manageable three meters.** Other strains will find that intensifying muscle fibers also means greater strength here on Barsoom, to boot!

All sales can be handled through a commerce-stream dealer, or purchased directly with a FREE consultation from Zalda of Zodanga's Wellness Emporium at 250 Thoris Terrace, at the intersection with Warhoon Way! Remember, Zalda is the only licensed*** manufacturer of this miracle solution! Only a fool wouldn't acquire it TODAY!