Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Who Ever Heard of a Snozzberry?
Added 2023-01-01 03:17:21 +0000 UTCA service common to the brothels, bordellos, and pillow troves of Handbook-World, the role of House Flavomancer is a coveted position. Many an apprentice mage has paid his way through college with little more than prestidigitation and an imaginative palate. High end establishments might even offer a “tasting flight” ranging from an effervescent elven amuse bouche to a full-bodied half-orc chocolate torte.
Certain heroes distinguish themselves by the particularity of their preferences. And thus it is that all the wisest establishments keep tasting notes on their preferred clientele.
- Succubus: sinful dark chocolate
- Barbarian: ragin cajun sausage
- Elf Princess: horse radish
- Swash + Buckle: spiced rum
- Vengeance: blackberry turnover
- Sorcerer: cinnamon whiskey (brand name only)
- Assassin: antidote
- Necromancer: dry aged meats
- Miss Gestalt: very rare steak
- Van Helscion: caviar
- Street Samurai: lightning bolt
- Cavalier: mock turtle soup
- Drow Priestess: sushi (spider roll)
- Pugilist: the taste of battle
- Artificer: moscow mule (mostly for the copper mug aesthetic)
- Fighter: beer (cheap)
- Wizard: lembas bread
- Warlock: eldritch flavor blasted goldfish
- Druid / Arcane Archer: vole
Comments
Haha, I know someone who found this out the hard way with whipped cream.
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2023-01-01 17:50:50 +0000 UTCWe didn't ask Witch for this survey for good reason!
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2023-01-01 17:50:31 +0000 UTCYeah, there are quite a few flavors here that I definitely wouldn't want to associate with sexy times. I mean, when going down on a girl there's not too much risk, but if they're blowing a guy... they might be tempted to take a nibble.
Michael Zemancik
2023-01-01 06:59:29 +0000 UTCWitch: tears (preferably orphan)
Thomas Fowler
2023-01-01 06:43:03 +0000 UTC
