Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Command Undead
Added 2021-09-30 22:13:29 +0000 UTCDom Undead
You speak a short command to an undead creature you can see within range. The target must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or follow the command on its next turn. If the target would not normally have had lustful feelings toward the caster in life, it receives a +4 bonus on its saving throw.
Some typical commands and their Effects follow. You might issue a command other than one described here, but it must be lascivious in nature. Safe word counters and dispels dom undead.
Come Hither: The target moves toward you by the shortest and most direct route, Ending its turn if it moves within 5 feet of you.
Prepare Yourself: The target drops whatever it is holding and then ends its turn by assuming any position you desire (e.g. the butterfly’s sting, seated Waterdeep, rise from prone, etc.)
Climax: Through the murk of its rotting brain, the target recollects the pleasures of the living world: a breath indrawn, a drink of cool water, a load blown. The target falls prone and then ends its turn.
Edge: The target is distracted. It has disadvantage on everything.
Dress: The target wears an outfit of your choice.
Talk Dirty: For the duration, the target cannot cast spells with verbal components. If the target cannot speak, it groans sexily.
At Higher Levels: When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 2nd Level or higher, you can affect one additional creature for each slot level above 1st. Your freaky corpse harem can be given individual commands each round.
Comments
I wonder if that would work on Gestalt!
Sigurður Steinn Sveinsson
2021-10-08 01:34:31 +0000 UTCI guess it depends on the complexity of one's wardrobe
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-10-01 19:14:26 +0000 UTCI would disagree on Dress taking one round to complete. Other than that, nice.
Lem, Perfectly Innocent Wizard.
2021-10-01 10:44:53 +0000 UTCSince we didn’t see Succubus last comic, I considered making a ‘she was busy getting boned’ joke, but it seems you we’re saving it for here. Considering BBEG and the vampire twins, this spell has a lot of potential. I do hope we keep [insert skeleton pun name], they fit the same kinda role the minions of the Hero Party (kind of a C3PO “we seem to be made Tom suffer. It’s our lot in life” feel) only with a lot more skeleton puns. And hey, it’ll give Anti-Paladin another guy to hang around with (assuming that skeleton is male. Admittedly female skeletons are an underrepresented minority in the living skeleton community)
Michael Zemancik
2021-10-01 06:34:01 +0000 UTCThat skeleton's poor eye sockets are in for a rough time. It doesn't have much else that resembles an orifice.
Nick
2021-09-30 23:41:24 +0000 UTC['boning' pun goes here]
Robbert Raets
2021-09-30 22:28:45 +0000 UTC
