Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Pool Party
Added 2021-06-21 00:37:29 +0000 UTCVampire Pool Rules
- No unlifeguard on duty. Swim at your own risk.
- Pool may be slippery. No running, celerity, or gliding seductively at faster-than-walking pace.
- No outside beverage in blood pool.
- Do not bless the water.
- No animals in the pool. Werewolves in swimming pools can be unsanitary, and their hair will clog the filter.
- Be unclean! Wash in the blood of your victims before entering the pool.
- All thralls, ghouls, and dominated victims are relegated to the Renfield pool.
- All childe vamps out of the pool during sire swim.
- Avoid going to the pool if you have open wounds, morals, or have been exposed to garlic within the past 24 hours. You do not want to infect other pool visitors.
- Lazy river is currently closed due to running water.
- Please do not bite the flotation devices.
- If you see a club member stranded outside the gate, please invite them in.
- No sunbathing.
Comments
This is what Renfields are for!
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-06-29 20:37:48 +0000 UTCI wonder if it wouldn't be more expedient to hire a greeter specifically to wait at the gate to invite the poor vampires in when they get trapped outside. Hopefully the other side of the gate isn't in direct sunlight!
Lem, Perfectly Innocent Wizard.
2021-06-29 12:40:30 +0000 UTCHmmm... I suppose they would. Does a hot tub work as long as they don't run the bubbles?
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-06-23 11:20:32 +0000 UTCFirst of all that's super cute. SEcondly do slip 'n slides and water slides count as running water, if so then poor vampires...
Sigurður Steinn Sveinsson
2021-06-21 17:57:51 +0000 UTCNot every vampire can be graceful and menacing.
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-06-21 12:26:11 +0000 UTCBut it might get more style points with the judges!
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-06-21 12:25:44 +0000 UTCThere's always one person who's gonna try it.
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-06-21 12:25:25 +0000 UTCI don't think I've made a secret of my love of Exalted, but... the World of Darkness games are also a big soft spot for me. D10 forever!
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-06-21 12:25:08 +0000 UTCAlso, 'messy eater' seems like a very bad trait for a Vamp to have... (Unless you're into that kind of thing, I suppose.)
Robbert Raets
2021-06-21 05:42:52 +0000 UTC"We've warned you before about shapechanging into a bat to gain extra height for your 'cannonball'..."
Robbert Raets
2021-06-21 05:41:34 +0000 UTCHaha! 'No Celerity around the pool!'
Robbert Raets
2021-06-21 05:35:17 +0000 UTC....huh. There's a surprising amount of vampire and vampire-adjacent members of the cast. Nice. Also, really been digging this vampire tangent you've been on lately. Keep up the good work!
Nate Wright Jr.
2021-06-21 04:27:10 +0000 UTCYeah! Take that!
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-06-21 02:59:51 +0000 UTCSee, dungeon pool makes sense. Take that Colin!
Danger Dan
2021-06-21 02:40:38 +0000 UTC
