Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: The Games of Chaos, Part 6/8
Added 2021-05-01 04:46:22 +0000 UTCIt had taken far too long. There had been a thousand and one hints. But only now, staring down at her notepad between Games of Chaos segments, did Inquisitor finally fit the pieces together.
Supporting Evidence
- The initial ogling gave some serious creeper vibes.
- Fighter’s insistence on questing for Shrine of Male Essence.
- Overly dramatic reaction at Altar of Growadawng.
- Surprising faculty with male anatomy, especially considering her oft-avowed preferences.
- Sudden disappearance of Fighter at the hot springs.
- Sudden appearance of Fighter at the hot springs.
- Could not find records of The Very Exclusive School for People with Lady Parts.
- That one time she mentioned “becoming a woman.”
- Affected by Argencia’s Crush Men ability.
- Responded negatively to birthday gifts designed for human females.
- Timing of sudden and inexplicable disappearance from Heroes party.
- Carries distinctive bastard sword.
- Blonde hair.
- Blue eyes.
- Talks like a dude.
- HER NAME IS FUCKING FIGHTER!
The Case Against
- Bobs and vagene.
Inquisitor frowned down at her notepad. “I am a fucking idiot,” she said.
The drow dominatrix closed her notes with a flick of the wrist. She narrowed her eyes, staring across the studio at her buxom blonde teammate. “And nobody gets away with making me feel like an idiot.”
The dark elf smiled then. Ranger’s poor little heart seemed set on the oaf, and it wouldn’t do to upset the delicate balance of interpersonal workplace relations. But there was more than one way to exact revenge. And neutral or not, no self-respecting daughter of the Underdark fails to take satisfaction. Especially not when (if all went to plan) it would prove so satisfying.
Comments
“Or should I say, Horsepower?” You know, we know that Ranger is romantically interested in Femme Fighter, but does Fighter want to have an actual relationship (and not just casual sex)?
Michael Zemancik
2021-05-03 02:34:26 +0000 UTCIt's a distinct possibility
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-05-02 03:39:18 +0000 UTC<3
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-05-02 03:39:06 +0000 UTCMaybe inquisitor made int her dump stat and everybody else in the party is well aware of who Fighter is and don't want to embarrass her by bringing it up.
Sigurður Steinn Sveinsson
2021-05-02 02:46:17 +0000 UTC11/10 name joke, very nice
2021-05-01 17:17:12 +0000 UTCWell, who knows what sort of soul has been bound inside Mr. Stabby...
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-05-01 15:50:56 +0000 UTCIt can happen to anyone! My dice luck is terrible...
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-05-01 15:50:32 +0000 UTCWe tried so hard to think of fun game show ideas for this lol
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-05-01 15:50:13 +0000 UTCVery apt. <3
Laurel Shelley-Reuss
2021-05-01 15:49:56 +0000 UTCI momentarily misread one of the bullet points as 'Carrie's distinctive bastard sword', although that would explain the obsession with blood, I suppose...
Robbert Raets
2021-05-01 10:50:00 +0000 UTCThe heroes in fantasy novels never roll 16 consecutive nat 1's on perception checks, so you think it could never happen to you, but here we are.
Nick
2021-05-01 05:36:42 +0000 UTC*Hole in the Wall???* Truly the evils of this gameshow know no limits! .....Somebody pass me the popcorn, they’re going to have to do it blindfolded next round and I want to see who has to give instructions to whom.
AsimovSideburns
2021-05-01 05:10:04 +0000 UTCThe plot thiccens!
Adora Bunny
2021-05-01 04:51:33 +0000 UTC
