Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Harem of the Freaky Efreeti, Part 3
Added 2020-04-30 22:05:55 +0000 UTCBE IT SO KNOWN
And let it be proclaimed throughout the City of Brass…
Demesne of the Grand Sultan, may his adamantine pantaloons never melt…
That his humble servant, the Freaky Efreeti, does hereby honor the Grand Tradition…
And so wishes to bestow some small pittance of the True Magic upon a chosen mortal…
And that this mortal shall be chosen according to the ancient custom:
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!
Do you want to win awesome prizes? Undo misfortune? Earn up to 25,000 gp in cash? Maybe get a +1 inherent bonus to an ability score?
Then come on down to the Freaky Efreeti’s Palace Theater and Lounge! If you can tickle your hostess’s famously freaky fancy, you may walk away with your very own Wish (assuming you can still walk)!
Contest Rounds Include
- The Qualifier — Can you stay on the full eight seconds?
- Talent Show — Show us what you’ve got!
- Swimsuit Contest — Wardrobe malfunctions mandatory!
- Evening Wear Competition — Strut your stuff!
- Audience Choice — Win over the crowd!
Three Erotic Refeees, inclding Fey Patron, Demon Queen, and the Freaky Efreeti herself!
Free and open to the public
Costumes Encouraged
Music by DJ Bard
#SlimBootySlam #BigBootyBrawl #LegitimateSport
