Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Alluring Charisma

Laurel's Edit: Patreon is having some issues tonight and I can't seem to select the tiers appropriately for this post--so everyone gets to see this week's NSFW comic!  I wanted to make sure it at least got posted for you guys.

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• Mistmail — Transforms all of your clothing into mist. Hopefully nobody has fogcutting lenses. 
• Titanic Armor — The armor isn’t the only thing that appears ‘comically oversized.’
• Grinding Shield — Your dance moves are so inappropriate, no one will want to grapple you in the first place. 
• Cloak of Displacement — Your clothing appears to be standing in a place near your actual location. The disadvantage comes from your shameless display.
• Flame Tongue — The fire damage is due to friction. That tongue is crazy fast!
• Wand of Binding — Are you familiar with the art of Kinbaku?
• Lifesurge Whip — Look, it “boosts and sustains the wielder’s life energy.” It says so right on the package. What did you think would happen? If it lasts more than four hours, consult a healer immediately. 
• Transformative Greatclub— Why muck about altering the shape of the weapon when you can alter the shape of the wielder? One sec. I think I’ve got an appropriate cloud giant mini.
• Dungeon Ring — Look, we never said what kind of dungeon. Suffice it to say that you’re aware of more than your prisoner’s “general condition.” 
• Ring of Protection — No no no… You don’t wear it on your finger. On the upside, this one also acts as a prophylactic!
• Staff of Charming — When activated, the target perceives you as their ideal mate for the duration of the enchantment. No wonder they find you charming. 
• Boots of Elvenkind — The pointy ears and androgynous beauty look good on you. Honest! 
• Tentacle Cloak — For some reason, this item is marked as a “personal entertainment system.”
• Medallion of Thoughts — It’s half price on account of it’s busted. Seems to only pick up dirty thoughts. Or possibly everyone in Plotville is a giant perv.
• Necklace of Prayer Beads — Sorry. That one’s mislabeled. Those beads are definitely not a necklace. They do come with a free oil of slipperiness though!
• Potion of Growth — I mean, I guess you could use it as an oil. What are you trying to grow?
• Staff of the Python — That one should be in the menswear department. 
• Ring Gates — Are you familiar with the phrase “go fuck yourself?” 
• Demon Armor — We never said what kind of demon. On the upside, now the comic has two succubuses! 
• Manual of Gainful Exercise — Damn you thicc!
• Deck of Illusions — This one has a custom table. As a bonus, it can also double as a deck of erotic playing cards.
• Minotaur Belt — Milk pails are on aisle three. 
• Master’s Perfect Golden Ball — Stop giggling this instant. I said stop it! So immature!
• Treeform Cloak — Yeah it give you wood. That’s kind of the point. 
• Headband of Seduction — What? It’s a perfectly normal headband of seduction. What’s weird or kinky about that?