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Handbook of Erotic Fantasy: Weapon Proficiency

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Name of the Organization: TEAM BOUNTY HUNTER

Project title: TEMPLE OF ELEMENTAL LIBIDIO

Document type: QUARTERLY REPORT (SUPPLEMENTAL)

Executive Summary:

After the sell-off of numerous s̶e̶x̶ ̶t̶o̶y̶s̶ art objects, the Company is unexpectedly flush with cash.
Officially, the casualty report remains at zero for this venture. However, transformations suffered by certain personnel (i.e. Magus and Ranger) seem to be permanent.
Aforementioned transformations have begun to p̶i̶s̶s̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶ ̶r̶o̶y̶a̶l̶l̶y̶!̶ ̶M̶a̶g̶u̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶u̶n̶h̶o̶l̶y̶ ̶h̶o̶r̶n̶y̶ ̶t̶e̶r̶r̶o̶r̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶A̶l̶t̶a̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶G̶r̶o̶w̶a̶d̶a̶w̶n̶g̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶’̶s̶ ̶s̶u̶p̶p̶o̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶’̶s̶ ̶s̶u̶p̶p̶o̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶!̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶t̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶’̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶a̶t̶i̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶x̶-̶k̶i̶t̶t̶e̶n̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶’̶s̶ ̶“̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶s̶p̶o̶o̶n̶.̶”̶ ̶I̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶i̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶t̶i̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶C̶o̶n̶ ̶s̶c̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ affect employee morale, including at the Executive level.
The second module in this storyline, Adventure 2D: Hot Springs of the Gratuitous Nymph, purports to have some means of reversing the Temple’s transmutation effects. This report recommends pursuing that course of action immediately, framing it as a ‘company retreat.’

Submission date: 8/19/4710

INTRODUCTION

The situation is frankly dire, and m̶y̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶a̶l̶e̶ general morale is at an all-time low. If it were not for the unexpected aid of our most junior partner, the company might have dissolved already. With afflicted personnel in near-constant need of relief, Femme Fighter has shown a surprising faculty with male anatomy, especially considering her oft-avowed preferences. Promotion to Junior VP of Employee Relations recommended…