All Powaaaaahhh!! Vaccine Man!

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All-Powaaaaahh Vaccine Man!

(General P.O.V)

"Man, that truck was something, it flattened you like a pancake then reversed just to make sure you were dead HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!"

A stereotypical Random Omnipotent Old Bastard, complete with a white beard and powerful presence cackled.

The Random Omnipotent- let's just call him Roob laughed so hard, they almost fell out of their throne.

A soul, white and spherical in nature hovered on the steps of the throne, quiet except for the slight vibration across it's form that showed it was agitated.

Whether it was due to it's sudden death or the Roob laughing at it, who knows?

"Okay okay, I can feel your frustration. Sorry for laughing so hard. It's just...there are new protocols in place you see. Our agents are determined to provide the best reincarnation services affordable-"

From there, Roob launched into a long winded product promotion that took 300 years to get through.

After he was done, he cleared his throat, sheepish at forgetting the matter at hand.

"Oh dear. I talked for so long, your soul energy multiplied by a factor of 10."

He bemoaned, flipping through a docket of information.

"Unfortunately, that means you're immediately cut off from any of the easy and safe words. That cuts it down to...oh dear"

Roob looked up. Or rather down at the soul that was now the size of a small car.

"...3 worlds. The first you know as One Punch Man, the second Jujutsu Kaisen and the last...Dragonball. All places that death is guaranteed below a certain threshold of power."

The soul vibrated, as if trying to communicate.

"Yes yes I know I'm the one who messed up."

Roob rolled his eyes.

"But just so you know, before my small mistake- you were to be reborn as a caterpillar in the Goblin Slayer world with a cooking system."

This time the Soul shuddered.

Roob leaned back on his throne, hands steepled across his lap, one leg crossed over the other.

"To be honest, this might not be such a bad thing for you."

The soul hummed.

"Exactly. You can grow powerful enough to live as free as you want. I read your file, you've had a- ah- how do I put this..."

Roob rubbed his chin.

"A terrible miserable existence unfit for a flea ridden dog."

The Soul stayed impassive.

"But were you to choose one of these three worlds, with your strengthened soul ensuring you retain your memories...yes, I can see it happening...you could give your existence meaning."

Bam!

Roob slapped the desk before him.

"Okay! I've decided! I'll let you choose any one Super power from the Omniverse you want. Those worlds work in those same rules. Don't be shy, be greedy. This is your second chance at life. Who knows when you might get a chance like this."

The soul shuddered, an action that was similar to the throes of an orgasm.

"Yes. I'm being serious."

Roob waved off the soul's concern.

"And no there are no strings attached-"

The Soul vibrated in happiness. Only to stop following Roob's next words.

"-but I'll chose the world and your background for you."

The Soul stilled. The essence of the question, 'whaaaatt?' Hang in the air.

"Oh yeah."

Roob said, gleefully looming over the soul with a wide and mischievous smirk on his face.

"You should know better than anyone that nothing is free. And because I can read your mind, I know exactly what power you will choose. It's a good pick. Guaranteed to make you top 10 in the world I'm sending you to. Or rather...S Class."

Roob threw his head back and laughed at the horrified emotions pouring off the Soul.

"Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! That's right! You're going to the One Punch Man. Good luck not dying to Saitama! Muhahahahahahahahaha!!!"

(Vaccine Man)

This world.

Mother Earth has been tainted by them.

Humans.

I hate them.

(Wait no I don't, I'm human too! Why would I hate my own species!?)

They pollute the skies with waste chemicals from their factories and processing facilities, they cut down trees, they ruin water sources.

Nothing good comes from allowing their continued existence.

(Fuck that! You ever heard of sliced bread? Or Pizza? What you on about bruh!)

That's why, I Vaccine Man will ensure the complete eradication of all humanity from this planet.

The poison seeping into her flesh. The bacteria feeding on her precious resources.

(No...he couldn't have. He didn't!)

To heal mother Earth, I will rid of her of this disease.

(Please. Anyone but this guy! He died on the first episode goddammit! The. First. Episode! Give me the Deep Sea King! I want a refund! And why can't I control him? This should be my body right?)