Omake Spider man X (not important)

Spiderman X

(Omake)

(First part because I love Conflict too much.)

(Second part because huh...funny is a Cool word. And I wanna be that. Word.)

As always,

(General P.O.V)

"I am weak. Please. I implore Thy Awesome Spiderness, thy Eternal Spider, Spider X!"

"Keep going Monkey."

Kaine said in a raspy voice, munching on some immortal fruits.

"His Divine Self Certified By the Pantheon of all Creation, the Lord of Balance and The Reaper! The Champion, the Time Sovereign and the Maestro! Please TRAIN ME!!!-

The Monkey King Cried Out!

"I need your GUIDANCE SPIDER-BRO!!"

Kaine jumped up to his feet, landing vertically on a skyscraper, his arms neatly folded on his chest, his costume gleamed ah yeah you get it all that shit...

"You muuuust reaaaallly want this if you're Name Dropping those guys!"

Kaine laughed, then his face instantly soured.

"But no. This is already too cartoonish without adding you."

He leapt off the side of the building and in the process produced a massive sonic boom that wiped out an entire city!

"Oh man, not again."

The fate's bemoaned their fate's.

"Atropos, Lachesis. I cannot take this anymore!"

Clotho cried out in hopelessness.

"He's already too much to handle! Now he brings in that Damn Monkey as well!?"

"Oh shit."

Kaine winced,feeling the shockwaves caused by his leap. His eyes very decidedly turned away from the scene.

"I bet Supes won't be too happy with that. Ah well, I'll just blame it on Luthor... He gets off on any Superman attention, any."

"You're not getting away from me that easily":Monkey King 👑🐒

"This guy is relentless." 🕷man says as he blasts off through the sky, passing small towns, centers, motels and major stops, all the way and into the next city, Gotham.

He lands on the Wayne tower and bends to negate the force, not causing a hint of damage to the structure despite his sudden stop.

"See, I can be careful not to destroy stuff. I'm not a strength freak like they say!"

He laughs in joy.

Only for the entire Building to collapse into dust. Then Gotham sunk into the old tunnels built under it. The process reveals more ruins.

"On the brightside, a giant find for archaeologists and Historians."

Kaine smiled, into the air. Like. A. Crazy. Person.

Hey, if Deadpool could do it, so could he!

"Come back here SPIDERBROOOOO!!!"

Monkey King Screams, flying in in the form of a missile? 🐒 👑??

"Is that a..."

Kaine's brows raised.

"Oh well, I've already pissed off one League member, so it's better I deal with you here and piss of another!" 🕷man shoots out his webbing at the Monkey King, who ducks and weaves, grabbing his Staff Monkey enlarges it and slams the bottom onto the ground.

He pushes off in a flip, dodging the spider bullets. But then X spreads his hands and the world shifts. Reality cracks and Monkey King is immobilized in a a spider web.

He's in a dark place. Then red eyes, numerous of them start glowing in the shadows, creeping in.

Monkey knows what this is. A domain. A spider domain from the looks of it. He has an answer to this. Fire. Fire of the unholiest order. Something that can burn life.

The noxious fumes should be enough to kill adult spiders and the eggs, taking out the main force and the source of firepower in the domain.

84 transformations go!

The Monkey King's body explodes into flames, then scaly green hide spouts on his skin. It's tough. His skeleton turns into that of a terrifying monster, the head filled with serrated blades that failed to pass for teeth.

A demon.

He starts spraying hellfire around.

Aaah that's where I'm at...

(Omake 2) or the second part.

"I'll do anything!"

Monkey King prostrated himself before X.

Then his brow twitched, and in a normal average male voice,

"I'm straight by the way. So anything besides...ya know. That."

He said.

Kane stiffens. His shoulders tremble.

"You asshole...Its not my fault I look the way I do!"