Swimming Lessons
Added 2019-10-22 06:32:23 +0000 UTC
”See I told you not to pee in the pool that someone would notice. Don’t blame me I didn’t know they put something in the water which makes it turn a dark blue I guess it must of been a problem for them to go that far. No we aren’t going home you need to learn to swim and since I was a qualified swim instructor when I was younger I would rather do it myself.
There isn’t another community pool for miles besides I’ve already paid for the year up front to save money. It’s there rules they said anyone who goes toilet in the pool has to use the kid’s one and wear proper protection in case they go number 2 and your actions last time proved you can’t be trusted. Now stop fussing you’ve embarrassed me enough I’m buying it for you but you’ll be paying me back mister
This is the only swimsuit they had with a built in swim nappy in your size so stop complaining; besides I think you look adorable! Now hurry up they’re waiting for us. Who is? The other mum's and their babies, there is only one pool you’re allowed in and they have beginner swim classes on. There’s no other time I can teach you, besides it’s probably better to learn with a class. You can hold mummy’s hands while you paddle. We won’t worry about floaties your tall enough to touch the bottom. Oh I almost forgot Jennies mum is teaching her baby sister to swim too if you behave and ask her really nicely I’m sure she won’t mention your situation to your girlfriend.”
