SSS-Class Dimensional Group Chat Ch. 2 (Multiple Fandoms)

Chapter 2: The Chat Giveth

[Girl Who Knows opened Welcome Package (A).]

[Rewards: 1000 Points, 10 Free Random Draws]

[Initializing random draw... First draw bonus: Luck increased by 200%...]

[Rewards: Hybridization (A), Infinite Animal Blood Flask (C), Lesser Shapeshifting (B), Nicely Shaped Stick (F) x4, Arachne's Dress (C), Spray Paint Set (E), Telekinesis (S)]

[Hybridization (A): Allows the user to change their species into a human-vampire hybrid. The transformation can be reversed at will. 3500 points in store.] 

[Infinite Blood Flask (C): A flask that generates an endless amount of whatever type of blood was stored last. 375 points in store.]

[Lesser Shapeshifting (B): Grants the user the power to change their features, within the boundaries of their gender and species. 1000 points in store.]

[Nicely Shaped Stick (F): A sturdy wooden stick. Won't break easily. 1 point in store.]

[Arachne's Dress (C): A self-repairing silk dress enchanted to transfigure itself into any configuration the user desires. 500 points in store.]

[Spray Paint Set (E): High quality spray paint. Comes with twelve cans. 5 points in store.]

[Telekinesis (S): Grants the user the power to psychically move or manipulate an object without physical contact. 22,500 points in store.]

[Girl Who Knows: Wooden sticks? What the hell!?]

[Administrator: Hey! Don't insult a good piece of wood! Do you know how rare it is to go for a hike and find a walking stick that fits in your hand perfectly? Or maybe a stick that looks like a sword that you can use to pretend to fight dragons and monsters? Don't complain. Your other rewards are great. They practically eliminated all the downsides of your vampirism. Really makes one wonder how random these rewards are. Maybe that would be the luck boost kicking in?]

[Ghost Kitty: How old is the Administrator, exactly?] 

[Administrator: Don't sass me. The rest of you should open your welcome packages as well. Maybe then it'll finally convince everyone once and for all that this is real.]

Some of those rewards were pretty damn nice. Rowan would have to look through the system store to see all that was available. He had 10,000 points to burn from his welcome package, after all. He had a feeling he wouldn't be lacking for points with an overpowered golden finger like his. 

[Lustful Kunoichi opened Welcome Package (A).]

[Rewards: 1000 Points, 10 Free Random Draws]

[Initializing random draw... First draw bonus: Luck increased by 200%...]

[Rewards: Genius Shinobi (A), Explosive Tag (D) x2, Greater Chakra Pool (A), Tales of a Gutsy Ninja (F), Make-Out Tactics (E), Tsunade Nude Painting (C), Uzumaki Fuinjutsu Mastery (S), Kunai (E) x2]

[Genius Shinobi (A): Can learn and master all shinobi techniques faster than most shinobi. A peak talent in the Elemental Nations. 5000 points in store.]

[Explosive Tag (D): An explosive tag. 35 points in store.]

[Greater Chakra Pool (A): Grants the user a chakra pool on par with an elite jonin. 5000 points in store.]

[Tales of a Gutsy Ninja (F): The premier work of the famous author, Jiraiya. It wasn't very popular. 1 point in store.]

[Make-Out Tactics (E): One of the more well-known works by the famous author, Jiraiya. 5 points in store.] 

[Tsunade Nude Painting (C): A tasteful and masterful artwork depicting the Fifth Hokage, Tsunade Senju. 200 points in store.] 

[Uzumaki Fuinjutsu Mastery (S): Pinnacle knowledge and experience of Uzumaki sealing techniques. 18,275 points in store.]

[Kunai (E): A basic steel kunai. 10 points in store.]

Rowan searched the store for Tsunade's painting and surreptitiously made his first purchase. If they didn't want people to buy it, they shouldn't have put it in the store. Don't blame the consumer.

Thankfully, only the random draws were broadcast to the chat. All purchases were private. He also bought one hundred of Minato Namikaze's specialized kunai. He was planning on marking them with his Hiraishin and, surprisingly, they were the same price as normal kunai. You can never have too many teleportation markers. 

[Administrator: If you value your life, I wouldn't tell Tsunade you have that.]

[Lustful Kunoichi: WHAT!?!?!?]

[Administrator: Just ignore it and move on. You can always use it to bribe Jiraiya at some point.] 

[Unwilling Chosen One opened Welcome Package (A).]

[Rewards: 1000 Points, 10 Free Random Draws]

[Initializing random draw... First draw bonus: Luck increased by 200%...]

[Rewards: Spirit Familiar (S), Sneakoscope (D), Fake Philosopher's Stone (D), Chocolate Frog Card Pack (E) x2, Magic Genius (A), Pink Switchblade (E), Polyjuice Potion (C), Infinite Glock-18 (C), Rowena Ravenclaw's Portrait (A)]

[Spirit Familiar (S): Grants the user a soul-contract with a high-ranking spirit. 19,750 points in store.]

[Sneakoscope (D): A type of Dark Detector that looks like a glass spinning top. It lights up, spins, and whistles if someone is doing something untrustworthy nearby. 50 points in store.]

[Fake Philosopher's Stone (D): A perfect replica of the Philosopher's Stone. Does not share any magical characteristics with the real stone. 40 points in store.] 

[Chocolate Frog Card Pack (E): Contains one chocolate frog and one chocolate frog card. 5 points in store.]

[Magic Genius (A): Learn all magic faster than almost any other and display greater power with the same spells. Eidetic memory. 5000 points in store.]

[Pink Switchblade (E): Say hello to Mr. Stabby~! 10 points in store.]

[Polyjuice Potion (C): Batch of Polyjuice Potion. Contains five doses. 475 points in store.]

[Infinite Glock-18 (C): It's a Glock. Infinite ammunition. No reload required. 100 points in store.]

[Rowena Ravenclaw's Portrait (A): A sentient portrait of the founder of Hogwarts, Rowena Ravenclaw. 2500 points in store.]

Feeling a bit hungry, Rowan bought a chocolate frog card pack from the store and opened it, watching as the magical candy hopped around on his palm for a while before he stuck the wriggling snack into his mouth and chomped it in two.

"Nice. A Dumbledore card. I wonder what this version of him will be like?"

[Unwilling Chosen One: Morgana! Something just appeared in front of me. It's a... wind spirit? Her name is Sylph! I feel a connection to her, and we share so much magic between the two of us. This is amazing!]

[Administrator: Haha. I'm glad you're happy with your draws. Don't hesitate to use that Glock when you're in a pinch. Not many wizards bother checking their enemies for muggle weapons.]

[Ghost Kitty: Good advice. You can never have too many weapons or tools. Guess it's my turn, nyaa~]

[Ghost Kitty opened Welcome Package (A).]

[Rewards: 1000 Points, 10 Free Random Draws]

[Initializing random draw... First draw bonus: Luck increased by 200%...]

[Rewards: Perfect Hollowfication (A), Absolute Spirit (A), Unlocked Potential (S), Transparent Thong (C), Thigh High Stockings (B), Nipple Pasties (C), Reusable Gigai (C) x2, Sunglasses (E), Soi Fon's Panties (D)]

[Perfect Hollowfication (A): A hollow is born within the user's soul. The hollow is completely subservient to the user. No side-effects. 5000 points in store.]

[Absolute Spirit (A): The user's mind and soul are protected from all outside influence. 4500 points in store.]

[Unlocked Potential (S): Breaks the shackles on the user's soul and improves talent to the limit of their species. 25,000 points in store.]

[Transparent Thong (C): A transparent skimpy black thong. Self-repairing. Self-cleaning. 300 points in store.]

[Thigh High Fishnet Stockings (B): Sexy fishnet stockings. Self-repairing. Self-cleaning. 750 points in store.]

[Nipple Pasties (C): Customizable nipple coverings. Enchanted to provide all the same benefits of a bra with none of the discomfort. 150 points in store.] 

[Reusable Gigai (C): Artificial body designed to house souls, created by Kisuke Urahara. 200 points in store.] 

[Sunglasses (E): A cheap pair of shades. 5 points in store.]

[Soi Fon's Panties (B): Soi Fon's panties, taken directly from her laundry hamper. Pervert. 500 points in store.]

[Lustful Kunoichi: Hahaha! What a perverted cat!]

[Ghost Kitty: What the fuck!? Why did I get all the slutty shit!? Wait- Soi Fon's panties!?!? What the hell is this thing!?]

[Administrator: Language.]

[Ghost Kitty: Fuck you. This is ridiculous.]

[Administrator: Haha, don't be mad. I'm pretty sure the rewards are partially decided based on the user's subconscious desires, so this isn't my fault.]

[Ghost Kitty: Hmph.] 

[Daddy Issues opened Welcome Package (A).]

[Rewards: 1000 Points, 10 Free Random Draws]

[Initializing random draw... First draw bonus: Luck increased by 200%...]

[Rewards: Oscorp Experimental Spider Number 42 (A), Unstable Extremis Serum (C) x3, AI Assistant (B), Umbrella (F), Dog Poker Painting (E), Brittle Skeleton Key (B), Vibranium Knife (C), Thunderbolt of Zeus (S)]

[Oscorp Experimental Spider Number 38 (A): A spider which was injected with the Oz Formula by Conrad Marcus during his employment at Oscorp. Provides the full ability suite of Miles Morales of Earth-1610. The spider dies after biting its target. 4500 points in store.]

[Unstable Extremis Serum (C): A serum that grants limitless self-regeneration and heat-generation. Users may explode if they lose control of their power. 500 points in store.]

[AI Assistant (B): An AI assistant well-versed in all basic coding languages native to the user's home reality. Loyal to the user. 2000 points in store.]

[Umbrella (F): An ordinary black umbrella. 2 points in store.]

[Dog Poker Painting (E): Don't be silly. Dogs can't play poker. 15 points in store.]

[Brittle Skeleton Key (B): Opens any locked door, without exception. One-time use. 1000 points in store.]

[Vibranium Knife (C): A Vibranium knife, made in Wakanda. 450 points in store.]

[Thunderbolt of Zeus (S): An artifact created from the remains of other divine beings. An eternal thunderstorm is contained within. 23,500 points in store.]

[Daddy Issues: The Thunderbolt of Zeus!? Is this real?]

[Administrator: You can try summoning it from your inventory to find out.]

[Daddy Issues: So much power...]

[Dragon Goddess opened Welcome Package (A).]

[Rewards: 1000 Points, 10 Free Random Draws]

[Initializing random draw... First draw bonus: Luck increased by 200%...]

[Rewards: Sky Poison Pearl (SSS), Immortal-Slaying Sword (A), Purple Veined Divine Crystal (A) x5, Celestial Time Jade (S) x2, True Invisibility (SS)]

[Sky Poison Pearl (SSS): One of the Seven Heavenly Profound Treasures. Capable of both synthesizing any poison and purifying any poison, without exception. 850,000 points in store.]

[Immortal-Slaying Sword (A): A blade capable of allowing mortals to slay immortals. 2500 points in store.]

[Purple Veined Divine Crystal (A): Purple Veined Divine Crystals possess extremely concentrated energy. Said energy is gentle enough that it can be easily controlled, guided, and changed into other forms to use for other purposes. It is also among the more valuable natural treasures because it can be absorbed directly, increasing cultivation and strength. 5000 points in store.]

[Celestial Time Jade (S): Contains enough energy to rival a small star. Can power an ordinary divine profound warship or formation for one hundred years. 20,000 points in store.]

[True Invisibility (SS): Grants the user the ability to hide from the senses of everything under the heavens. 97,500 points in store.]

Hmm? The Dragon Goddess? She hadn't said anything in the chat after entering and Rowan had forgotten she was even there. That didn't stop her from reading along and claiming a prize, though. Based on her rewards, he had a good guess as to her identity as well. 

Looking through his system store, he saw many items and abilities from her native universe, confirming his theory. He wondered how she was reacting to randomly receiving one of the Seven Heavenly Profound Treasures. Most of her rewards were impressive, actually. Although, to her, anything below S-tier may as well have been ordinary grass on the side of the road. 

[Girl Who Knows: Why did the quiet girl get all those high-tier rewards? Her worst rewards are as good as my best! She even got a better one than the Administrator! Seven Heavenly Profound Treasures? How is that balanced? I want one too! Although, I'll admit this telekinesis is amazing. I'm floating right now!]

[Ghost Kitty: Real life has never been fair. Some people are born with silver spoons. Some are born with diamonds. Isn't that right, Dragon Goddess?]

[Dragon Goddess: .....]

[Administrator: Now, now. Everyone here has their own story and circumstances. Let's all try and get along.] 

Not to mention, Dragon Goddess could wipe out a planet with a casual blow. It was probably best not to provoke her, no matter how benign and tolerant she may seem. 

Rowan looked around at his Void Room and sighed. For now, he didn't want to waste any points on furnishing this place and it was bare aside from a basic kitchen, twin bed, computer, desk, and a chair. Was there even a bathroom? Ah, yes. There was a small door in the corner near the kitchen. At least whoever designed this took his basic needs into consideration. 

He would need to travel to one of his chat member's universes unless he wanted to live like a cave gremlin, and he knew just the place he wanted to visit first. With an expectant smile, he navigated the chat window until he found the [Portal] option that allowed him to visit his chat members in person. The Dimensional Chat Group was really overpowered and convenient. 

A golden shimmering portal swirled into existence in front of him. He couldn't see through it, but he didn't let that slow him down. Without hesitation, he hopped into the portal, cheerfully entering a new world.