Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the internet...
I wanted to make a joke about seasonal porn in that poem, but a poet I am not, unfortunately...
Instead, just in time for Christmas, check out this amazing new banner artwork I've gotten done by MercyArt! (if I got that wrong, let me know and I'll edit it in). She very graciously gave me a great deal on this banner, and even did the night time version for free! She is amazing and my gratitude knows no bounds. I love them so much I had to share. I'm sure they'd make great PC wallpapers and whatnot. No reposting, though. At least not without links to my Patreon and her art...
Since it's already Christmas here in Australia, have a preemptive Merry Summer Non-Denominational Gift Giving Day! Peace out! I'm gonna go get drunk on egg nog!