OhJoySexToy

Hey.

Added 2020-12-21 06:54:11 +0000 UTC

Hi.

What’cha doin?

Me?

I’m sitting in waist-deep water in the bathtub at 10:30pm because it’s the only thing that calms down the urethral burn when I habitually get another UTI.

Normally I would zone out by a rolling on Instagram but I’m trying to only use it for business stuff because, my dudes, I just scroll and scroll and scroll on there. I collect pictures into folders “to use as reference/inspiration someday!” and refresh my activity stream to see if anyone new has liked my pictures and AUHG, this totally doesn’t sound that bad but it’s compulsive and I do it to numb out my brain instead of being present.

I’ve gone almost a whole week since my last update and I use that time to embroider or tick chores off my To Do list. But. You know. When you’re confined to the tub it’s harder to keep yourself occupied and in addition to a burning urethra now I find myself with itchy thumbs that can only be soothed by a sweet, sweet slide down an Instagram stream...

No! Resist!

Yeah, so instead of distracting myself with one interactive image-based app, I’ll just substitute it with Patreon’s interactive image-based app and provide some Quality Bath Tub UTI Content to all you good folks who just wanted to read some g.d. sex comics and/or check out my weird crafts.

Oh! This morning Matt and I were watching Lucy Bellwood’s live talk (Paradoxes of Success: Money & Meaning in Creative Careers) on my phone in the kitchen while we made breakfast!