Hello {insert waving motion here}. I just found you because of Questionable Content and have been reading slowly through from the start.
I got to that Star Trek Humming Black Ball That Does Nothing review and I had two thoughts about it:
(1) Oi! That was my ideeeah, 2014? I can't remember when I had the idea. Maybe 2000? it was a while ago.
(2) Batteries are no the way to make this work. See also the Hitachi Magic Wand review.
My idea wasn't battery-powered. It was to use a 300W concert speaker as the ... actuator. I was talking to someone kinky at the time, and we both liked the idea of her being <i>tied up</i> while this thing went to work, so "fits comfortably in the hand" wasn't a consideration and it wasn't meant for discreet use at vanilla clubs. It also wasn't meant to rely on a microphone input but to be fed directly from the amplifier.
If you know someone who can build and test this idea, I would be thrilled and honoured to know that it had been tried, delighted to learn that it had given out orgasms and also pleased to have confirmation that I chose a good first tune with which to debut it: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1CMsIXBSss" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Grieg's Piano Concerto</a>.
Jumpy James Johnson Junior
2018-06-07 15:08:25 +0000 UTC