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Added 2017-07-24 17:00:00 +0000 UTCThese photos and writing originally appeared on my Instagram page, here and here, and now I am sharing them here because last I checked there was no law against it. Yet.
HEY AT LEAST I'M WEARING CLOTHES THIS TIME.
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May 31
I BOUGHT SHORTS. Like, wear-them-in-public shorts, not exercise shorts. I seriously don't remember the last time I owned normal shorts. Feelin' hella cute today :D Earlier I had a shirt on that I like better but then I was washing the dishes and I went to get a squirt of soap on the sponge but there was some build up around the opening of the... nozzle? tip? thing? and instead of a dollop squeezing gently out, instead this JET of liquid soap SHOT OUT in an extended stream and fucking plastered itself all over my cuter pale green shirt with a cuttlefish on it. Like, it was SO. MUCH. SOAP. The shirt is drying after I gave it a rinse and now I am wearing this guy instead. It's ok. It's an ok shirt. But I like the other one better. And I'm never washing the dishes ever again, The End ✌️
June 2
UPDATE ON THE GREAT T-SHIRT DEBACLE:
My shirt dried after the projectile liquid soap and rinse-off soak adventure from two days ago so now I am wearing it today.
Thank you for following along with me on this journey of self-discovery and test of perseverance. 🙏
Comments
Much respect for coming back after the scandal. How many times have we seen somebody announce that they were resigning "to devote more time to my family" and everybody KNOWS that they were taking the easy way out after, say, overloading the washing machine slightly and then a favorite sweater came out all pilled-up? Your loyal constituents are standing by you as you rebuild.
Andy Ihnatko
2017-07-29 09:46:46 +0000 UTCMore like "cute"lefish, amirite?! *ducks and hides!*
Shawn McCormick
2017-07-25 07:26:37 +0000 UTCIf it helps, squirting jets of liquid around the place is totally appropriate for the cuttlefish.
Amyphist
2017-07-24 23:32:28 +0000 UTCThe green shirt *is* cuter, but I think that's an octopus not a cuttlefish (I've seen both diving, but I'm no expert). More importantly, I *LOVE* the colour of those tights!!! And the shorts rock!
Marc Pengryffyn
2017-07-24 23:16:58 +0000 UTCThose are some killer shorts and you rock them fabulously. Definitely agreeing on the coolness of the cuttlefish tee, cuz who doesn't love cephalopods?
The Ferret
2017-07-24 18:14:13 +0000 UTCThis is so pure
Nascha Morrison
2017-07-24 17:26:15 +0000 UTCThose outfits rock. :D
Aeryn Light
2017-07-24 17:06:20 +0000 UTC
