http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/blewit
I... keep trying to make these rhyme-y puns and jokes to go with the name "Blewit" but they all have negative connotations-- like "screw it" or "blow it"-- and the Blewit is actually really good and deserves no such association with them!
The Blewit is an excellent penis pal and you'd be lucky to use it! --oh hey! "use it"! Urggg, I can turn this into a catchphrase, come on Erika, come oooooonnnnnn. Oh! Or "Do it!" Uhm. "Do it with the Blewit"?
I'll keep working on it.
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Anyway!
Patrons, don't forget that we're gunna be giving away a bunch of sex toys to you folks! You've got until August 31st to put your name in the hat! GOOD LUCK!
Dave
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