Toy Giveaway to Patrons!
Added 2016-08-15 21:28:25 +0000 UTCHey, my most excellent dudes! Matt and I have amassed quite a stockpile of still-in-the-packaging toys that need homes. They need YOUR homes, specifically.
To express how deeply we appreciate (and survive on) your generous patronage, we're gunna be giving them away to our patrons with USA addresses!
Read the whole spiel and description of all the toys here, and if you're a patron with access to a USA address, go ahead and fill out this form right here to enter for the chance to win.
International patrons, I'm sorry you're not eligible for this giveaway! But YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN, I've got an idea for a print giveaway that will be totally open to you! So just hang on.
In the meantime, here, you can go read about my new dishwasher. That's, like, the next best thing you can do after applying to win sex toys from a stranger on the internet :D
Comments
Just happened to catch up with all the previous posts, thought I might try to support the comic maybe, and then this pops up! What a great hook. Even if I don't get anything I'm proud to be a patron.
Thomas Arnold
2016-08-27 05:19:39 +0000 UTCWooo! This is great!
Shelby Daniel
2016-08-17 02:06:53 +0000 UTCThis got me off the fence from follower to patron. Nice giveaway :)
Edenza
2016-08-17 02:06:49 +0000 UTCWow, thank you! I was really pining for a good dishwasher story. And also sex toys. ;)
Erica Lindquist
2016-08-16 17:22:32 +0000 UTCThank you so much Erika and Matt! What a great idea. I'm so excited and thankful.
Danielle George
2016-08-16 15:45:37 +0000 UTCAw, I wish I could apply, but I understand how it is with international shipping! I hope whoever wins enjoys their super sexy fab freebies! :D
Penny Gotch
2016-08-16 15:28:48 +0000 UTCCan't we all just agree that it is nice of them to do any kind of giveaway at all? It isn't a required thing - just an awesome thing they are doing. We should all in general just be more grateful and less salty when stuff like this comes our way, even if it isn't always our idea of perfect.
Annie K
2016-08-16 05:48:39 +0000 UTCMany thanks for the reply and I understand your point. But the point here is that - yes I could go and buy locally but then it wouldn't have the same wonderful provenance (pre owned by Erika and Matt) I do feel that you are over stating the issues of international shipping. I buy from all over the world and haven't lost anything in over ten years 😎😘
Andrew Martin
2016-08-16 05:41:25 +0000 UTCAw hey, I hear you! That IS frustrating! But the thing is, not only is shipping CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY expensive for a package, but when I send out international orders there is a far greater chance they won’t ever arrive— and I think that chance would be even greater if we were to send over SEX TOYS. Honestly, even if you’re willing to pay for the shipping, it would still be cheaper and more reliable for you to use that same money and just buy a toy from your local shop. BUT, our next giveaway is going to be some porn subscriptions (Sorry, I forgot all about that when I was writing the post and Matt had to remind me) and there’s no shipping required for that so it’ll be open to EVERY patron! :D
Erika Moen
2016-08-16 03:07:18 +0000 UTCDo feel that this make us poor international patrons a second class - is our patronage not as important? We don't even get to chance to subside the postage which I would be happy to do
Andrew Martin
2016-08-15 23:25:07 +0000 UTCAWESOME!!!
Val (trickycrayon)
2016-08-15 21:33:16 +0000 UTC
